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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:57It's a close one, man.
01:59It's a close one.
01:59It's a close one.
02:00General, this changes everything.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Yeah.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:02I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laugh it up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:49Let's do it.
03:51Let's do it.
03:56Let's do it.
03:57Let's do it.
04:24Let's do it.
04:33Let's do it.
04:39Richie
04:41Please don't make me hurt you
04:43Hurt me?
04:46You destroyed me
04:48Richie
04:51I am sorry
04:53Truly
04:57Sincerely sorry
05:00You're a good man
05:02A really good man
05:04Now please
05:08Move
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13Hilton
05:14Let's move the demonstration to this morning
05:16This is
05:17Last chance to fix the formula
05:20And so we just
05:21We both need him to succeed
05:23So regardless of what's happened
05:25Just think about your future
05:27Mine
05:33Your generosity of spirit
05:35Will be instrumental in our restoration
05:38And a scientific discovery
05:39For the ages
05:41One worthy of the recognition
05:43Of the highest order
05:45The Nobel
05:55You almost had me convinced
05:58Get the fuck out of my way
06:02I would rather die
06:04A six inch death
06:06Than see less
06:07Little John
06:08Win a fucking Nobel
06:13You're gone
06:14You're gone
06:15You're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21The curve
06:23Follow the curve
06:25The curve to infinity
06:33You need to reset
06:34You need to rest
06:37I'm so close
06:38What's the map?
06:41What is it that you don't see?
06:53What is it that you don't see?
07:01What is it that you don't see?
07:07What is it that you don't see?
07:31What is it that you don't see?
08:02What is it that you don't see?
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch, fuck.
08:27You made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:42Oh, come on.
08:51Help, man!
08:53Lindy!
08:56Lindy!
08:58If you're hurt, answer me.
09:00We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:05I don't know what to do.
09:07Fuck.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming!
09:12I'm coming!
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We're free, right?
09:20I'm here now.
09:29My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you're going to need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck?
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:05I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:52All right, already!
11:03What?
11:05What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:22Just in the middle.
11:23Fuck.
11:24Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes.
11:29I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu!
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah.
12:09I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:15Uh, okay, let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing.
12:22I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail too.
12:27I know you, but older, tiny me, might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:39And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:50That's pretty good parenting.
12:55I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:58There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:03Hey, so you know, um, I was thinking.
13:05You get to hold this my husband shrunk me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever, which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever, uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am
13:31making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:16I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patients.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:31Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific and driven and willing, but I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or my dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint or my dad.
15:14Lies or love.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this going to be a problem?
15:40First thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45That's his name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:11size?
16:11Where is this jackass?
16:12Besides, I can assure you, he will be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:30I know, I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically yes.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, he said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungry?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close, for real, for real.
17:00I know, I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:16I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:19You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:33Wes, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48I see you.
17:50Looking at me.
17:52Judging me.
17:53Like, smug dicks.
17:56But, you will never judge me.
17:59As harsh as I judge myself.
18:02I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
18:08I don't know what I want from myself.
18:12And I thought that was a problem.
18:15But it's not.
18:18It's just the process.
18:20And I can figure that out here.
18:25Or somewhere else.
18:31Honestly, I'm okay either way.
18:34I'm okay either way.
18:48Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
19:10He looks fucking nuts.
19:13Yes.
19:14Quite.
19:15Science is not magic.
19:19No.
19:20There is no, ta-da!
19:23There is not.
19:24It is work.
19:26Hard work.
19:28Evidently.
19:30It's frustration.
19:32It's passion.
19:35It's misery and joy.
19:36And it's fear.
19:38You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees.
19:42Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
19:44Which goes against all established scientific understanding.
19:48That maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
19:52Well, today is that day.
20:00Let's finish what we started.
20:10Here are my final thoughts.
20:15H hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half plus p hat squared over 2m plus
20:292 over m omega squared x squared.
21:01It's upside down.
21:05It's inverted
21:09Janet
21:10Invert
21:12M omega squared
21:14X squared
21:15Over two
21:17Bob's invert
21:20Invert
21:24Inverted
21:25M omega squared
21:28X squared
21:29Over two
21:31Carl
21:33Implement
22:04Let's make history
22:12This way
22:13I will move
22:22It's not normal
22:23It's not normal
22:24It's not normal
22:26It's not normal
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:46Translation?
22:47Ta-da!
22:58Okay. Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:07Okay. It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it!
23:42We made history! Limitless stabilization! Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, mathematics...
23:50Let me! Let me!
24:03Delicious, sweet, and crisp.
24:07You did it.
24:09Who knew?
24:11Oh. Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:19Are you okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les.
24:24No, no, no!
24:25Give us a...
24:26Les. Les.
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give us a twist. Give us a twist.
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you.
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Les.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:54Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17Fuck.
25:18I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Nils, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And that's something that's going to destroy me.
25:45I just want to...
25:45Nils, is that the journalist?
25:47Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes, well, I'll imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big.
25:54Uh, small.
25:54But very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:01Relax.
26:02Today is your day.
26:06No, it's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:41Oh.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice but to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:18I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then leave the rest to fate.
27:38Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:10Lindy.
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39I'm going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose?
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking it.
29:19Just go around.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:33I remain a literal genius.
29:35Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:47What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:00Well, got to feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So, I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never going to stop.
30:25I got to eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so, I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:56Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:01Easy.
31:04Stop.
31:12Magoo, stop.
31:14Yes, man.
31:16Stop.
31:17Oh, shit.
31:17Oh, shit.
31:18Oh, shit.
31:26You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, trust the map.
31:31Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah.
31:59You know, I saw her.
32:01And my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03That cocktail napkin, when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:07I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy helped you with science.
32:14Yeah, I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:32We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah, of course.
32:43You helped.
32:45Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:58And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy.
33:04Everything is more important to you than us.
33:10Not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22From what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I order you anything else?
33:37I'm done.
33:37Is that...
33:39Oh, God.
33:51Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
34:07Fuck.
34:11What's my stuff?
34:14Hey!
34:15I know you can see me!
34:17Open the fucking door!
34:20My ID's not working!
34:22What's my stuff?
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:31Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him!
34:43I took him home!
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat!
34:45I hate that cat!
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:52Oh, you're gonna let me in!
34:56Oh, fuck this!
35:05Think you can lock me out, motherfucker!
35:09It's my fucking door!
35:11It's mine!
35:26What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work.
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah.
35:42You didn't listen.
35:44I tried.
35:46I was passionate about it.
35:48I cursed.
35:50I warned you about these people.
35:53You did.
35:54You dummy.
35:56Now it's over.
35:59Hilton has everything.
36:03We have nothing.
36:07Well, I...
36:09I couldn't help it.
36:11It's my life's work.
36:12I had to do it.
36:16Les, the Nobel was never on the table.
36:19They were always going to steal your tack.
36:24Martin, without the Nobel, I'm not worthy.
36:32Worthy of what?
36:39Her.
36:42Lindy.
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me, seen me.
37:00Lindy.
37:00Lindy.
37:03I can't get her out of my head.
37:05She's everywhere.
37:12Oh, God.
37:14Oh, fuck.
37:15Oh, fuck.
37:17Oh, fuck.
37:18Oh, fuck.
37:18I can't keep up.
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula.
37:24Oh, fuck, fuck.
37:25I can't go home without it.
37:26I need a ride.
37:27No, you're going to have to take an Uber because I got Dana.
37:29No, you're going to fucking drive me home fucking now.
37:32This is life or death, Martin.
37:33For real this time.
37:34What?
37:34Really, really real.
37:35Magoo could eat her.
37:37The cat.
37:38Yeah.
37:38I'll explain.
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later.
37:40You're going to drive me.
37:41Come on.
37:42Why?
37:42What are you?
37:55Wow.
37:57Fuck.
38:03Rishi!
38:05No, no, no, no, no.
38:06What?
38:07No, no, no.
38:08What?
38:08Come on.
38:09Come on.
38:11Okay.
38:12Okay.
38:12Okay.
38:13Okay.
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15Okay?
38:16You're alive.
38:17You're alive.
38:18Wrong one.
38:18But I just, I'm trying to reconcile Les the husband and Les the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity and compassion towards science and yet such selfish
38:27heartlessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why Les?
38:34Richie.
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:39No!
38:39Less old!
38:39No!
38:41No!
38:41No!
38:42No!
38:42Reggie!
38:43No!
38:45No!stes
38:46procure! No!
38:47No!
38:48No!
38:49No!
38:50No!
38:55No!
38:56Bye.
39:26Beautiful girl, lovely dress, zipping smiles, oh yes, beautiful girl, lovely dress, but where she is now I can only
39:37guess, cause it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone,
39:48daddy gone, it's gone,
39:50gone away, gone away, gone away, gone away, gone away.
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