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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:28oh
14:29Oh, come on, run!
14:31What? Oh, no, jeez!
14:32Shit.
14:33No, no, no!
14:34Close the door! Close the door!
14:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:41I know.
14:48I present Jackie Baldwin.
14:50Hi.
14:51Hi. Take a seat.
14:52Miss Leland, the flight was just heavenly.
14:57Oh, you've got a little taste of first class?
15:00Oh, Miss Leland.
15:02Oh, Terry.
15:04Whoa, I'm sweating.
15:06Miss Leland, would you, um...
15:08I'm sorry, would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming?
15:10This is crazy.
15:12Let me just a little squeeze.
15:18See?
15:19Jackie, this is real.
15:22I'm real.
15:23The six-figure book deal I'm offering is very real.
15:27Oh, my goodness.
15:28Miss Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just...
15:33Too real.
15:34I mean, Miss Leland, how do I even begin to thank her?
15:38Well, I should be thanking her for sending you to me.
15:41Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer,
15:43a voice that cuts through the noise.
15:45A book editor gets one of those, if she's lucky.
15:47And here I am, starting one of my second.
15:50You are just one signature away.
15:53I'm adding your name to my own imprint.
16:14You know, Terry, I should probably have my lawyer look at this first.
16:21You have a lawyer?
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24She's close by.
16:25How close?
16:26Because I, uh...
16:27I do need to be getting back to it.
16:29She's in the hall, loitering.
16:31Well, I'm sure you have a minute for a once-in-a-generation writer.
16:35You're a quick study.
16:37Uh, I unleash hell.
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:39No punchline.
16:39You got my text.
16:41Sure did.
16:43Terry, meet hell.
16:45I'm her lawyer.
16:46And her cousin.
16:49Once removed.
16:51Oh, you might want to check your phone.
17:01Oh, I see.
17:04Looks like we both have a Google Alert for Professor Will, John.
17:10Okay, here it is.
17:12Buried.
17:13An NDA.
17:14Good thing I know where to look.
17:17Hm.
17:18We're not total rooms.
17:21Excuse me, I just need to use the restroom.
17:23I won't be a moment.
17:27The old heave-ho.
17:28Elevator-restaur-all.
17:30Elevator.
17:49Tough day.
17:59Takes the shine.
18:01Off the boot.
18:21don't you don't know what i was gonna say enlighten me that was bullshit this is still
18:25my lab i am the head scientist follow me
18:55is this allowed no does hilton know no so i guess everybody does have secrets and now we have two
19:05but
19:09in the name of science he looks happy is that your scientific assessment yeah observation is
19:17foundational so beyond observation how's he doing strong vitals good appetite clean fluids solid
19:23feces what more could one ask for also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing interesting
19:31but not harmful quite the opposite happy as you've observed is accurate
19:37don't waste your energy on hilton's antics think of him like an overbearing father with a sense
19:43of humor akin to pull my finger there is no pleasing him and he can only please himself
19:51i have been told that um
19:54an overbearing father figure is the trigger for me a scientist who's been to therapy
20:00since we're getting personal i have no uh that no problem many that i have been to therapy
20:05couples therapy so there you go you are surprising which is surprising
20:15i'll bite i'll bite i can do personal how did it go okay i'll bite back um it's ongoing dare
20:24i say
20:24complicated vision you have no idea less you got my name right you just call me less which please do
20:46not
20:46is this model after union station on market street richard what's the plan
20:51i forgot you okay
20:55you've had a phone this whole time okay because i asked for help and you brought me a piece of
21:01fucking pie but we have a phone okay so here's the plan hit me
21:07i richard paul ware willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself in the name of love
21:15for the greatest love story ever told you will pen our story inspiring lovers for generations to come
21:23thereby earning a second pulitzer then we will live out our days in the dollhouse as tiny people but only
21:31in
21:31size not in spirit not in heart
21:35happily ever after
21:40that's that's the plan yeah that's the plan so you uh i just one
21:45i mean why though would you shrink yourself without a plan to make us big again richard i mean you
21:57have no fucking plan at all do i have that right well no oh my god
22:02why did i think that you would have any answers i thought you were gonna save me oh my god
22:09no no no no
22:10less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually like they're so close
22:14once they solve it we can choose tiny bodies big love big bodies big love choose you think i would
22:23choose this uh it's a run out of battery i should have i should have packed the charger but i
22:29i
22:29put the pie in instead because you said it was your favorite i'm walking away before i punch you in
22:34the fucking throat what i wait should i follow you no the train has left the station okay i'm gonna
22:43get the next train i'm gonna get the next no it's the end of the line richard all right and
22:48the
22:48end of the metaphor okay all right do not fucking quote shakespeare
22:56lindy
22:5815 years of silence not 15 years of silence but 15 years of silence and and and now my dream
23:07my
23:07imprint my publishing imprint peri leland publishing simple elegant dignified
23:16is slipping through my manicured fingers
23:22does she care no does she demand more yes are we still friends
23:30i don't know
23:37you help her
23:41who helps you
23:45me
23:46me
23:50transactional relationships are
23:54unsustainable
23:56and lonely
24:04you are good people
24:07i know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about that
24:12more opinions don't equal the truth
24:20you are so wise
24:31you got me in a twist
24:36i like that
24:40a lot
24:51may i may ask are you married
24:57you may
25:02oh are you married in a way is he or she he he is he um alive in a way
25:11oh we're starting with
25:13alive isn't the term alive binary in its nature a living organism is considered alive if it exhibits
25:20certain characteristics that differentiates it from non-living matter in a way my husband cannot be
25:26differentiated from non-living matter
25:28may i ask no we're done here
25:31but it felt good to share
25:33oh no
25:34what
25:36i think mr magoo is having a seizure
25:38a seizure what she could die
25:41okay i can't lose her
25:43her
25:43i i'm sorry him clearly
25:46are you okay
25:47yes i just love the fucking cat
25:48okay
25:50the seizure is stopped
25:52his heart rate is back to normal
25:53okay good
25:54my heart is racing
25:59your pulse is excessively high
26:01the wrist excessively sweaty
26:07oh yeah
26:08nothing can happen to that cat
26:09okay
26:10mr magoo is fine
26:11i'm more worried about you
26:14i appreciate your concern
26:15oh yeah
26:17let's go
26:19excuse me
26:27oh come on where is she
26:31oh come on where is she where is she where is she
26:34where is she
26:46i'm utterly alone
27:04i was just looking for you
27:06why
27:07i wanted to tell you how much i loved your speech
27:11what are your notes professor
27:13no notes
27:14very efficient use of your words
27:16yes
27:17yeah sure right
27:18efficient again
27:19listen i know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation
27:23but i wondered if you and i could go get milkshakes at mandy's
27:30i'm not 10
27:33i'm not 10
27:33yeah uh i know i just thought it would be you know
27:37a nostalgic
27:39yeah you busted me i'm so uncool so
27:44it's just ice cream what do you think
27:47okay i can't um i'm leaving
27:51for where
27:52college
27:54it's june college starts in the fall
27:56didn't dad tell you he got me like some internship or observation whatever thing
28:03i
28:04no
28:05no dad did not
28:07dad did not what
28:09lose summer plans
28:11i didn't tell you
28:13no
28:13well it was very last minute
28:15um i thought i told you
28:17sorry
28:26where are you going
28:31didn't i tell you
28:39you're the second person today drowning sorrows in a milkshake
28:44oh yeah
28:45huh
28:46was it another mother
28:52it was me
28:56how are you sad ever
29:00it asks you the same thing but i've read your work
29:03and i mean that with all respect and a hint of jest
29:08do i know you no no no
29:12i know you
29:13and i love you
29:15in full transparency i work at the lab
29:19with your husband
29:20oh
29:21wow
29:24too bad
29:29yeah
29:36you know
29:37i would be remiss
29:42if i didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much i admire and a duel you're not
29:48no
29:49but no look your ability to capture the weight the burden of the mother's complicated emotional
29:56relationship not only with the daughter but with herself come on that is a master class it is a
30:01master class in dimension and in the heartbreak and in a lesser writer's hand it could come across as cartoonish
30:08or salacious but
30:09i was
30:11i was i am you know it stays with you and deeply moved by the daughter's ability to thrive under
30:17the complex emotional circumstances thrust upon her
30:22it is
30:23it is a hero's journey underneath a comedic cry for help
30:32i just wanted to give that daughter a
30:35hug
30:36hug
30:37it's productive i know but it's true
30:45i could really use a hug
30:49hug
30:49this might be overstepping
30:51but i would be happy to provide one
30:56okay
31:19is this okay
31:21that's perfect
31:26your mom's here
31:27yeah okay thank you barb
31:33i should i should go
31:35okay
31:39she doesn't like to drive at night
31:41the sun's out
31:42it's setting
31:59i am alone
32:02we're all alone
32:33No, no, no, no!
33:19what are you doing going home because of the showdown at high noon of a burgers in my lab
33:25i am the sheriff okay great galloping god what are you not getting here okay this there is a new
33:32gun in town and he's wearing a black hat but he has got the money fine whatever he started it
33:38that's adult i have to go home martin okay you know what hey hey hilton has not left the building
33:44yet this does not look good oh fuck him him f me f everyone okay you know what you are
33:51tying your
33:51own shoelaces tell him it's a family emergency what is it yes people could be dead what people
33:57people who what people
34:11do we like that guy we might okay but do we have to like poke him a bit you know
34:18i can pull up the
34:19presentation watch him shake bacon and shit not yet he's not not useful okay it's your call
34:30until it isn't that's not what we discussed as the brains and boots on the ground as you like to
34:37refer to me i have final say when it comes to the talent the talent sure but my gut say
34:49poke
34:51poke you can't help yourself can you neither can you
34:59poke poke
35:02don't poke poke do not
35:10what i'm not touching you oh you're gonna go oh really okay well that's childish
35:17oh god not now nils no time for questions no time for comments thank you no problem
35:26remind you something bigger oh yeah bigger than me i'm the story not anymore what
35:35whatever i gotta go
35:51i'm not failing we're here look we're walking through the doors it's gonna be fun it's gonna be
35:56great you said you were coming earlier what happened this is earlier wear a damn watch
36:04what's up mike this is my old friend lulu we go way back lulu mike
36:10hey come find me when you get a break okay anything for you boss
36:17wow you got id what id yeah i i i'm just kidding you look 21 and me oh
36:26okay i'm just kidding you're gonna be a good one i'm just kidding you're gonna be a good one
36:32hit ray i hate him
36:38oh
36:38oh
36:39oh
36:39oh
36:40oh
36:49oh
37:06I will save myself.
37:14Come on, fucker!
37:35Come on, come on, come on.
37:50Come on, come on, come on.
38:02This isn't goodbye, Space Cullen.
38:05It's over and out.
38:06Oh, shit.
38:18I can't believe it.
38:21I can't believe it.
38:27Mic drop!
38:28Mic drop!
38:30You did the thing at graduation, right?
38:32The, uh...
38:33The mic drop?
38:34Mic drop.
38:35Yeah, that was me.
38:37My grandma hated your speech.
38:40And, uh, I hate my grandma, so thank you.
38:43Hey, I told you, you stupid assholes.
38:44It's her.
38:45It's a mic drop.
38:47Mic drop!
38:49See?
38:49No one cares.
38:51Fun, right?
38:53Sure.
38:54Are you at Forest Park?
38:55No.
38:56Are you kidding?
38:57It's just a question.
38:58Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan.
39:02Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote My Rainbow Starts With Black?
39:07That's your mom?
39:08We read it in class.
39:11Your mom's childhood.
39:13The dinner table.
39:14Wow.
39:15The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:20Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27It's so defensive.
39:28Not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop!
39:30Hey!
39:31What?
39:31Shots!
39:32Let's go!
39:33No.
39:33Lulu.
39:34Let's go!
39:34She...
39:35Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:38We're doing shots with mic drop.
39:43Oh.
39:54Huh.
39:57You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was gonna say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:03I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're what?
40:11Wait, wait.
40:12We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:33Oh, we need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in lakes.
40:37Okay.
40:38Was your mom even capable of showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm gonna go.
40:47I'll see you after the new year.
40:53What the fuck?
40:59Psycho.
41:01Let's go.
41:04Hi guys.
41:05Hi.
41:06Oh my god.
41:07Hi.
41:08What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?
41:15I'm bitch?
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but-
41:20Wait, wait though.
41:20Is that like your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:31Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:52Because you're just like her.
41:56My drama.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:12Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's showing.
42:52Liz!
42:52Mom?
42:53What are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat-sit.
43:00Where is Mr. Medina?
43:01Mom!
43:01Mom, stop!
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:07Well, I-I-I'm almost done.
43:09Oh, my suitcase, it bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care.
43:11I don't care.
43:12Just leave it.
43:13Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:19Anything.
43:20Yes.
43:24I-I-I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here, let me-
43:27No, no, no!
43:28Please!
43:28Just don't!
43:29Please!
43:30Just stay where you are!
43:31Do not move!
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy?
43:58Mindy?
43:59Where are you?
44:10Oh, fuck!
44:29Okay, this!
44:33Be strong and seagull.
44:35Go!
44:36Go!
44:36Go!
44:38Go!
44:39Go!
44:40Go!
44:42Go!
44:45Go!
44:45Go!
44:45Go!
44:46Go!
44:46Go!
44:47Go!
44:48Go!
44:49Go!
44:49Go!
44:52Go!
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