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00:17You
00:19I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:30Take a day or two
00:33I
00:34Feel very small
00:35You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:38But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
00:40Is everything all right at home?
00:42I have to make things bigger again
00:44Contract this for 30 days
00:45That's insane!
00:49Shut it down
00:50I run this lab
00:51I cannot spiral
00:53I gotta get out of here
01:23What?
01:24Did you fall asleep?
01:25No
01:27Are you face down on the desk?
01:31I'm thinking
01:32Uh huh, it's been over an hour
01:34No, has it?
01:35I haven't heard any typing
01:39Typing fuck over and over doesn't count
01:51You told me to lock you in
01:53I know
01:54So do you want out?
01:55Yeah, of course I want out
01:56But I have to write
01:58Keep me locked in until dinner
01:59Okay
02:03Do you want me to let you out?
02:04No!
02:04That was a test
02:05Right!
02:06I can't
02:08Okay, here
02:09Here
02:10Inspiration
02:19That's the spirit
02:20Love you
02:21Fuck you too
02:47Do you want me to know?
02:47I don't knowな
02:52I
02:52can't wait for you
03:01does it suck no no it's great and diane the mother it's gold trust me
03:32hello les hello it's me look outside okay well the door is still locked i know after i found you
03:40dangling from the garden hose i think that we both agree it's safer inside right am i yes i did
03:46a
03:47thorough inspection um no bugs of any kind what about roomba shut down magoo uh boarded
03:54are you going to work yeah i have to please don't i'll hide in your pocket i won't make a
04:00sound the
04:01lab is a very dangerous place there's a lot of uncontrolled variables what am i supposed to do
04:05sit around and wait i'll go crazy well you could explore the dollhouse it's just our house with
04:12bad drapes and broken chairs i know everything isn't perfect but look closer there's more there
04:18is yeah what about the 162 bottle dual zone fully stocked wine fridge and i bet you just walked right
04:25by the total body massage chair that a former investor gifted martin that i miniaturized
04:30martin didn't want it no no he's allergic to touch
04:34but the the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research and i got carried away
04:39i don't know less my heart is it's racing you know am i am i okay does it have to
04:45do with my
04:45size do i need to be worried no just a little panic attack maybe but it'll pass just breathe
04:53there you go okay but less are you really so close yes but really though really trust me
05:16why
05:18why
05:36I'm in a dollhouse, I'm safe, I'm just, I'm just anxious, I need a cappuccino, yeah.
05:48I have food?
05:52Oh my god.
05:55I am safe, I can relax, kinda.
06:06I am safe, I can relax, I can relax, I can relax, I can relax.
06:16Hey, have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
06:20Jesus, jolly Christ, are you nuts?
06:25Vivian has got this place on lockdown and you want to shrinky dink Johnny Q public?
06:30It was just a question, it was a question.
06:31Hey, great, well here's a question, we have 28 days before we lose our shirt, so can you
06:40stick to corn?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Head in the other direction, make corn big.
06:44It's just a passing thought.
06:46Great, well we will pass.
06:49Unless, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity, you know, look, but there'd likely
06:54be hundreds of animal trials, maybe thousands, and realistically-
07:00Yes, of course, animal trials.
07:02Yeah.
07:03Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:04You'd be scared there for a minute.
07:06Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say, using, I don't know, a cat
07:10or some other animal as a test case first, that would be insane.
07:14Yeah, negligent, even.
07:16You're my rock, who would I be without you?
07:19High school physics teacher.
07:30You're in my office.
07:32It was unlocked.
07:33Well, it shouldn't be.
07:34I unlocked it.
07:35Why?
07:35I wanted to make sure you got this.
07:38New protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding.
07:41You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
07:44And this.
07:46So I can keep track of your every movement.
07:50No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
07:54I don't have secrets.
07:56Everyone has secrets.
08:02Is that a cat?
08:03No.
08:04My chair, it squeaks.
08:11Hold on.
08:12It'll squeak.
08:13I do not have time for this.
08:16Neither do you.
08:25Hey.
08:27You ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
08:30Help me and help Lindy?
08:32Yeah.
08:33Yeah.
08:45Wait.
08:47I donated all of this to Goodwill.
08:52Didn't I, Space Cullen?
08:56Les shrunk everything.
09:03This was my night.
09:08But what if it doesn't fit?
09:12But what if it does?
09:35Beautiful, okay?
09:35Beautiful, okay.
09:36Can we get one of just missing one?
09:38We'll do it.
09:39Yes.
09:40We'll do it.
09:41We'll do it.
09:44We'll do it.
09:45We'll do it.
09:46We'll do it.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Hold mine too, we'll do it.
09:49Well, it goes with your pocket square.
09:51And your next big idea, tomato red.
09:53Move down.
09:56He's not a coat rack, you know.
09:59Fuck him for moving you to the ass crack of the country.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03These are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat, to remain unseen, unexamined, comfortably small.
10:17But this incredible prize is a beacon of courage, reminding me that when you take that risk, and when you
10:29make that leap, and when you refuse to be small, that is when great things happen.
10:39And I need to thank my agent, and my publisher, and most importantly, my book editor, Terry.
10:49Girl, we did it.
10:51Thank you so, so much.
10:53From the bottom of my heart, I could not have done it without you.
10:56And with that, I am speechless.
10:59Love you.
11:09Oh, my goodness.
11:10One more.
11:11One more.
11:11Sorry, I saved the best for last, because I'd never forget my husband, Les.
11:16Les Littlejohn, you did it.
11:17No, seriously, he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office so that I would finally finish
11:22this book.
11:24There is no book without you.
11:27So, love you.
11:56Terry.
11:57Oh, God.
11:59Oh, God.
12:03Fuck!
12:07This is...
12:09This is...
12:12Ugh!
12:14Uh, 917...
12:17No, 7...
12:215...
12:23Who remembers anyone's number anymore?!
12:31Star 6ix9ine.
12:33Is that still a thing, maybe?
12:34Star 6ix9ine, okay.
12:41Lindy? Lindy?
12:43Is this an emergency?
12:44My life is an emergency.
12:45What happened? What happened?
12:46Okay, listen, I didn't want to tell you, okay?
12:48But I did something bad. Well, I didn't do it.
12:50I mean, it wasn't my fault, but I just need...
12:52I need Terry's number.
12:53Terry?
12:54It's a long story, and I'm not gonna say anything about...
12:56You know, I just...
12:57But I need to speak to her.
12:58Okay, well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
13:02Please don't.
13:03But just know that I'm taking care of everything.
13:05And it will only be a couple more days.
13:07And then call Terry, okay?
13:09No, less.
13:10But until that time, just, you know, enjoy the house, and eat and drink,
13:13and try on another dress.
13:16And I'll be home before you know it.
13:20Lindy? Are you still there?
13:21Yeah, I'm still here.
13:22Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
13:30Okay.
13:31You know what?
13:31You're right.
13:31I will.
13:32All right.
13:33Bye, Les.
13:38We need to retrace our sips.
13:49Yes?
13:50Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
13:56Who are you again?
13:57Janet.
13:59In Richard's department?
14:00Yes, Richard.
14:01Where is Richard?
14:02He's having a polyp removed.
14:04He'll be back shortly.
14:05So what do you need, Janice?
14:06Janet.
14:07Uh, um, sorry.
14:08Uh, uh, uh, Carl.
14:09Carl.
14:09The, um, chemical freezers.
14:11The new protocols.
14:12Oh!
14:12The fucking protocols!
14:16It's, um...
14:17What is that?
14:19Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
14:21What for?
14:22For, um, motivation.
14:24What?
14:24For the 30-day deadline.
14:26As per the contract.
14:27Yes!
14:27I got it!
14:30Carl.
14:32I'll talk to Vivian about upping your security clearance, okay?
14:39What?
14:41Something wrong with the reader.
14:43Um, it says employee.
14:45What does yours say?
14:49Employee?
14:50My badge is the same as Janice's?
14:55Toilet paper.
14:59Dozens.
15:04Hundreds.
15:07Eight packs of economy sized toilet paper.
15:10Eight times twenty-four.
15:13Couple of days my ass face going.
15:17Trust me.
15:19Bye.
15:20Bye.
15:22is it wrong i don't want to go no it's not wrong but new york st louis new york i
15:33think you're
15:33gonna love it i mean the house is huge we're gonna have so much space and your office is bigger
15:39than
15:39this apartment and we have a pool i love pools i love you i love you why else would i
15:52leave new york
15:53for st louis lindy i get it i do get it you just got to the top we're leaving new
16:01york
16:02but i'll be missed right and then and then i'll be back
16:06yeah how long again do you think two years maybe three tops
16:18two three that's perfect my next book will be written terry will be thrilled it's gonna be
16:24great trust me
16:28i do
16:34i don't
16:37i bet he could make me big right now but he won't i'm his fucking lab rat
16:42i'm his six inch tall nobel prize
16:52hello lindy it's me richard
17:13i'm gonna go around the back
17:19lindy i'm gonna go around the back
17:25lindy i'm gonna go around the back
17:44lindy wherefore art thou lindy
17:59hey
17:59huh huh who are you no what what the fuck are you doing
18:03what the fuck are you doing no no no sorry sorry sorry sorry oh wait wait wait wait wait
18:07you're hey ha you must be lulu why do you know my name because i work with your dad at
18:14the lab
18:15my name's richard okay richard from the lab are you stocking us stocking no no no no no no
18:20but i know no not stocking so i was i was in the in the neighborhood and i just thought
18:25i'd come by and wish the family merry christmas and you know and peep into the windows my dad's not
18:31even at home which you should know working in his lab and all all i oh
18:40see i am an employee and a physicist and a creep okay okay i am seeing this from your
18:49vantage point and i and i understand and the intimations therein so i will not bend your
18:55ear any longer okay so uh maybe you can just uh take these to brighten up the home and uh
19:02you know
19:02what's your mother merry christmas for me is she home writing my mom doesn't write she doesn't
19:08write okay that's not you can go now richard from the lab i am gonna go i'm just gonna go
19:13yeah sorry for your troubles and merry crimbo
19:21whatever
19:45one semester down seven to go unless you graduate early like me love dad
20:02in the name of science these protocols must end no no no i cannot do my work with these protocols
20:15in place how can you not see that i see a frustrated employee
20:27i'm also
20:29just a scientist
20:33standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really believes the protocols are more
20:40important than changing the world do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough on
20:47on the precipice of something monumental when the only thing that matters is the work you don't you
20:54don't eat you don't sleep you don't see your family what family it's just the work it's the
20:58it's the science it's the math it's the vision come on you feel it too you know i'm gonna crack
21:07this
21:07wide open and change the world so join me as partners not corporate versus labor but
21:14scientist to scientist let's make history together
21:22partners partners
21:28is that a cat what no i hear everything i see everything i can even smell everything dr little
21:37john show me show you in the name of science show me
21:45it was the last unauthorized experiment i swear i don't even know what i was thinking
22:00i do you're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables dr little john
22:06am i i don't usually underestimate men oh well yes i am i am going to have to confiscate her
22:13is that
22:13necessary she's now company property she's a he mr magoo you named him
22:27how wonderful
22:33i would consider lifting a few of the protocols should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals
22:40find their way back to the lab asap uh-huh one water truck one remote control two anvil cases yeah
22:45i did
22:45hear something about that let me see what i can do he's so warm he is warm
22:56of course the temperature um so you'll take good care of him the best i mean yes and you'll keep
23:07track
23:07on his vitals yes and this will be our little secret animal trial yeah and you will inform me
23:13immediately of any abnormal results yes i love this cat fine yes go
23:26we'll be best friends forever
23:48i'm just picking up a few things then i'm heading back to the lab you okay uh yeah good yeah
23:55i found the wine gonna take a nap
24:01well hello to you too doris
24:07i can get to the lab see what he's hiding
24:11yeah it's a long way down but
24:15fuck it right i agree
24:18let's do it
24:19let's do it
24:25uh
24:30uh
24:31uh
24:32uh
24:33uh
24:33uh
24:33uh
24:34uh
24:55dad
24:57lulu haha you're home yeah you told me to come home
25:03for the vows at the gray house oh yes of course the vows yeah
25:07yeah
25:09where's mom oh glue so good to see you it's so good to see you
25:13so how was the how was the last semester and and your finals
25:17uh good good um fantastic
25:19good yeah it runs in the genes you love science
25:23yeah
25:24um
25:25hey some some weird guy from your lab came here
25:28what who
25:30richard
25:30why
25:31i don't even think he knew
25:32oh
25:33well he's harmless he's an odd duck but he's a good scientist
25:36uh
25:37dad
25:37yeah
25:38you're being really weird
25:40i am
25:41we've been hugging for like five minutes
25:43sorry i'm just i'm happy to see you and work's being crazy and
25:47speaking of crazy where's mom
25:48oh
25:49she's
25:52we're gonna get a bit of water from the kitchen
25:55we're in the kitchen
25:56a deeper kitchen
25:57um
25:58so i think mom
25:59uh
26:00has
26:01had um
26:02um
26:03an emotional breakdown
26:04no no no shhh
26:06shhh
26:06oh is she upstairs
26:08yeah yeah
26:09no no she's not
26:10she's
26:10yeah she's
26:12your mom has gone
26:13to the to the to the gray house
26:16yeah
26:16okay
26:17yeah
26:18so hurricane lindy is tracking northeast
26:20no
26:20what category is she
26:21don't say that
26:22i don't know what you're talking about
26:24yeah come on come on
26:24she's gotta be like at least a five am i right
26:26oh these phrases you're using
26:27that's not a nice thing to say at all
26:33what's with the dollhouse
26:34huh
26:35what's that tube for
26:36well i'm cleaning it for because i wanted to decorate it for the holidays like festive
26:40you're still shrinking things for the dollhouse
26:42oh fuck
26:42let me see
26:43oh
26:43oh
26:46dad
26:46yeah
26:47what
26:47are you okay
26:48yeah i'm okay i'm fine but you i think i think you should rest i think you gotta rest you
26:53gotta rest honey because you've been traveling from college and there's a lot and i'm you
26:57know what i'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs with so much so much good stuff that you won't
27:02even feel the need to come upstairs and better still i'm gonna i'm gonna give you my card
27:06and so you can just get whatever you want but you're good
27:09i knew it
27:12i'm the villain
27:16yeah
27:18fuck that
27:20stick to the plan
27:22that's my ride
27:28shit
27:29yeah
27:30it's good
27:31right
27:33get me deborah
27:35at the new yorker no
27:36i know what i said
27:36get her
27:37okay so two words
27:39george saunders
27:41two more
27:42get her
27:50i've got deborah
27:56deborah
27:57hi
27:58the happiest of holidays to you and yours
28:01absolutely not
28:02oh
28:02hear me out
28:03this isn't about me
28:05i um
28:06i didn't submit lindy's story visibly my uh
28:08misstep regarding mr saunders
28:11and allow me to sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the new yorker's reputation in the process
28:18uh my humble request comes at the behest of the author who has a few minor tweaks and would love
28:26to hold off publishing until a later date
28:29i heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint
28:32if there's anyone that you think i should meet say the word
28:36oh quite the opposite vis-a-vis your humble request fuck right off
28:43hey so that was brutal
28:46get me david remnick
28:47oh god going over deborah's head
28:49can't wait
28:52okay
28:55i got david
28:58david remnick my old pal happiest of holidays to you and yours
29:04yeah it's deborah nice try
29:06fuck off
29:09so
29:10down
29:17lindy
29:38lindy
29:43I don't know.
30:23What the fuck?
30:28I'm so weird.
30:53I don't know.
31:00No.
31:00Reset.
31:02Richard, here are my thoughts.
31:04The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic,
31:06and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate into the solution to control the temperature
31:12through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
31:17Thoughts complete.
31:18Bob's implement his thoughts.
31:20NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive.
31:23And NO3 negative ions.
31:27Complete.
31:28Carl, implement his thoughts.
31:42Complete.
31:54Let's make history.
31:57Let's make history.
32:19It's big.
32:25Five seconds.
32:31Ten seconds.
32:37I knew it.
32:39He can do it.
32:42Fifteen seconds.
32:46Twenty seconds.
33:10A significant success.
33:14Yes, subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds.
33:18An increase of 28.7 seconds.
33:23Huge progress in the name of science, Richard.
33:27Oh, Bob the explainer.
33:32That sounds like it came from in there.
33:36Spooky.
33:43Spooky.
33:44Linda!
33:45You fucking liar!
33:50Um, maybe we should give him some privacy.
33:56I'm done with 30 seconds and it's slow.
33:59Oh, you don't know what you saw.
34:00I'm so close.
34:01My tiny fucking ass.
34:03No, I would never let you explode.
34:05I don't know.
34:05Fuck you!
34:05No, no, Lindy.
34:09I'm gonna explode now!
34:14You can't keep me prisoner.
34:16I'm not a fucking lab rat.
34:18Lindy, no.
34:18Listen to me.
34:18No, never.
34:19I want to tell the world what you've done to me!
34:24Lindy, no!
34:25I don't trust you.
34:26How long until you can fix me?
34:31For real, I need the truth!
34:38I don't know.
34:41You don't know.
34:45That's the truth.
34:46You can't say when.
34:49It could be tomorrow, but it could be weeks, months, or-
34:53Never!
34:53No, not never.
34:55My theory is sound.
34:57I just need to figure out the math.
34:59And I know it must have looked like a disaster, but I'm making really good progress.
35:03You know, yesterday was two seconds, today is over 30.
35:07I'm scared.
35:09Is this my new life?
35:11No, it's temporary.
35:12I promise.
35:15I want to trust you, but I can't.
35:19In a minute!
35:22We'll just go.
35:23Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer, to hide it.
35:27My height, my autonomy, and not my dignity.
35:30Please, thank you.
35:33I'm gonna need something, too.
35:35Anything.
35:36Stop locking me in the dollhouse.
35:38Well, that's for your safety, but fine.
35:39Lose the cameras.
35:42Yeah, I know you're spying on me.
35:44Also for your safety.
35:45And I'm not spying on you.
35:47There's no audio.
35:48I'm doing a series of daily check-ins.
35:49Oh, like a mental patient.
35:51Like a loving husband with a miniature wife.
35:53Fine.
35:54But then I need a working laptop, and toothpaste that I like, and my lipstick.
36:01My favorite lipstick's in my purse.
36:05Coming!
36:06Ah!
36:06Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
36:08Too loud.
36:09Yes.
36:10Yes.
36:11Fine.
36:11Deal.
36:12Make a list.
36:18Love you.
36:21Fuck you, too.
36:50Fuck you, too.
36:52Fuck you, too.
36:53Oh, god.
36:57I'm home.
37:00Terry.
37:04Come on.
37:06Overcut.
37:08Shit.
37:09Come on.
37:15Okay.
37:34is she dead what who is who dead lindy you thought i died was the only reason les would call
37:44me
37:44you sounded scared i was oh that means the world to me you have no idea uh wait how do
37:53you think i died
37:54what were you imagining threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending
37:59plagiarism scandal uh-huh yeah but you're gonna fix that lindy i tried tried perry that sounds very
38:07defeatist that's not you come on i i really really really really really need this so
38:14i hate to say it but this is my fucking problem your ex emotional whatever the fuck sent the story
38:19in i'm about to get my own imprint i cannot be associated with this shit but what about our
38:25friendship is this friendship or business both well that that's the problem isn't it the the lines
38:33have blurred and we haven't conducted business in 15 years look lindy i love you i always will but
38:42but but you're toxic it doesn't matter who sent the story into the new yorker it's out there
38:51and if it's out there and you have to deny it you're toxic
38:59i see well then by that logic if i were to put it out there that you knew about the
39:08story and
39:08encouraged me to submit it anyway and then you had to deny it you're toxic
39:15but you wouldn't no not if it's friendship but if it's just business
39:24i'll keep you posted friend oh thank you friend
39:33oliver your friendship is so toxic i love it get me jackie fucking ball when my fucking office
39:38is fucking tomorrow thank you god conclusions the regrowth process induced excessive molecular
39:44tension surpassing substratural limits of the plant cells this tension compounded by a sudden
39:51and extreme rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction this is key hello it's me i've been
39:57miniaturized immediate suspension i'm in the laboratory i'm in less's death store he's taking me home to a
40:02dollhouse culminating detonation bang and so wait what recommend richard what what a personal call
40:09hang up i'm sorry come get me i'm in the drawer i'm in the drawer open the the top hello
40:18apologies it was um it was my mother it's just a tiny issue
40:26recommendations immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound x44
40:40do you think you'll tell your daughter about me
40:44lindy wouldn't want hurricane lindy blowing through your special bond
40:49what was it category five what category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall
40:55it was five and i'm very sorry
41:01what is the matter now anyway
41:04i think it would traumatize her
41:07i think she'd blame me
41:10i should probably move the dollhouse
41:13my prison within my prison
41:17you know uh dr carmichael says
41:20fuck that bitch whoa lindy that is a red light reaction
41:25can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a green light response
41:37silence is the silent killer of a relationship
41:42i will take my foot off the brake and although i may sit here quietly it's not silence
41:50i feel that we have achieved a yellow light and will proceed with caution
41:55as dr carmichael says why don't we revisit us in the morning
42:04i as half of us agree
42:14well this um this is the gmo tomato that stands for genetically modified organism and
42:21um this gmo tomato really has the power to uh revolutionize agriculture and food production
42:26as we know it the gmo tomato um is disease and pest resistant um it has a longer shelf life
42:33it has enhanced nutrition and it reduces the need for fertilizers
42:37so win win win win win
42:41smells good too
42:56sam incarcerated
42:58bill
42:59bill grandpa warren great grandpa jeff gross
43:06gross
43:17oh it's not how you spell little john mr magoo
43:46at least he gets out
43:49I'm going to get home.
44:21It's just going to be less than a big dumb green light face.
44:34Richie?
44:37Wait, are you real?
44:40I come bearing me, my love.
44:44And these.
44:47Richie!
44:49Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
44:52Then we would have to wait so long
44:56And wouldn't it be nice to live together
44:59In the kind of world where we belong
45:05No one's going to make it look better
45:08When we can take a night and stay together
45:15Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
45:19In the morning when the day is new
45:22And if you haven't spent the day together
45:26All each other goes the whole night through
45:31But happy times together
45:33Happy times together
45:35I wish that every kiss was ever ending
45:42But wouldn't it be nice to know
45:46Or wouldn't it be nice
45:48Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
45:54Run, run, run, run
46:10Wouldn't it be mine?
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