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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:59The VA
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero
00:01:45empathy you know uh actually according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destable
00:02:39all right right fruit fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires
00:02:53they're not far from napa duncan
00:02:57you're not far from napa duncan you're not far from napa duncan you're not far from napa duncan
00:03:01taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15ashley you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:39oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51sake and i am invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02what was that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no
00:04:11one client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve
00:04:30financial prosperity
00:04:31i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today
00:04:43oh no are you okay yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school
00:04:50and so much damn it every time npr plays someone's music they're dead i'm sorry
00:04:56god loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:10just got this thanks
00:05:24carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis
00:05:30big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge might mind if i sit
00:05:43your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven
00:05:51by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mouth rush work carl tell you that but you're not stone you are flesh and
00:06:04i bet i bet you're not done not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope
00:06:21um f a h dash fa dot com yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't
00:06:31matter my latest
00:06:32enterprise hypernosis i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:42i think it's interesting is that cupertino wants us yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the
00:06:48press a couple weeks ago so i'm not talking out of school but i i think it's a big mistake
00:06:55taking the
00:06:55deal i mean you know what it's like there golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i
00:07:02could
00:07:02find a private placement investor someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:09and here you are i mean so i gotta ask like how about us and maybe hypernosis is how you
00:07:17get back in the game double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company
00:07:22we could really make something oh what the fuck the fuck is blue oh my god
00:08:08zero day since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my
00:08:16thought and starts talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with
00:08:22a fork
00:08:24he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my
00:08:44work crossed too it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy
00:08:52is the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't
00:08:58because you're not supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault some
00:09:04people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes we will work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this
00:09:25morning well i called the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of
00:09:38course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open
00:09:44yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they they
00:09:48they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy i have no idea what
00:09:56you're
00:09:56talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not
00:10:03the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:26move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes ointment of course uh
00:10:35duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's the
00:10:55sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be at town this week so yeah and we we've been
00:11:00working
00:11:01with uh your cto harper turns out your gnotin gizmo i have noted same tech right can be used to
00:11:10identify bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's coming
00:11:19here to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please listen i would
00:11:27love to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah
00:11:35yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow but thank you there are work around yeah fast
00:11:43tracks huh and sekva can help with that she can maybe get you i'm telling you like a half up
00:11:51front
00:11:52to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers we're going to need to hire to get
00:11:56you that pile of data okay maybe we should sort of buy the data how fast oh fast yeah yeah
00:12:04yeah yeah
00:12:04yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you mother yeah you don't always get to
00:12:12bang
00:12:12the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back that's the only
00:12:16willing partner right okay wow oh yeah
00:12:25here's what i'm thinking barbecue
00:12:31okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole
00:12:39hawk we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your yeah sure hypergnosis is soliciting a
00:12:49government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great meeting guys
00:13:05you're still on the party right i'll be on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a
00:13:10party
00:13:11okay
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:39Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom!
00:13:49See? I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay. Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:12He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24...you could, at the very least, keep track of him.
00:14:27I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with his
00:14:31homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
00:14:37Well, that... that was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist and I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him, he's not our
00:14:53responsibility.
00:14:54He's yours.
00:14:54You know what? It's fine. We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it. We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:04We're on it.
00:15:06And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I... I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God. For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this. It's... it's... it's... it's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:29Oh.
00:15:35Oh, my God. Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45Okay.
00:15:46I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have... we have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay. You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:02Yeah. I think so.
00:16:06You remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08You remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do. Linus Poe.
00:16:12And what happened?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:16Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh...
00:16:26Didn't even ask me what happened.
00:16:27He got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:30I did.
00:16:32But do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:17:00I'm sure they had a reason.
00:17:11What the fuck is going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:26Oh, goodbye.
00:17:28Mm-hmm.
00:17:29Oh, goodbye.
00:17:32Goodbye.
00:17:38honey how's it going in there i i really don't want to see another doctor your dad took you
00:17:43to a baltimore doctor okay it's i got you in with a stanford gi man woman actually she uses
00:17:51tech to create this 3d data map diet gut biome just okay i i just don't understand the directions
00:17:57i you so you just you poop in the hat i don't want to poop in the hat
00:18:06i sorry let me uh let me just get get rid of this man please orson please just just poop
00:18:13in the hat
00:18:14and nothing to eat after nine okay like i mean it i mean not even water out of this house
00:18:19what i i
00:18:22can't talk i'm in the middle of a family what spider like i'm the spider i got stabbed but i
00:18:30didn't die i i think it's a sign duncan you only got stabbed by a fork okay grow up move
00:18:35on not
00:18:36taking no for an answer is sometimes the answer really is no if the spider could talk he would
00:18:41say to me go down swinging but why go down at all duncan you're worth a lot of money go
00:18:46enjoy your
00:18:47life i don't play pickleball take up quilting on the riviera or wherever oh you're incepting me
00:18:53aren't you pickleball yeah very clever i hear your words behind your words there are no words behind
00:19:00my words
00:19:09god damn like you crawled out of satan's piss hole
00:19:15all right little spawn satan
00:19:20respect
00:19:28you're the man
00:19:29you're the man
00:19:39hi can i come in we can talk yeah
00:19:44oh god get off me
00:19:49we are authorized
00:19:51you're filming this he stabbed me he stabbed me he's okay okay
00:19:59oh god assholes
00:20:03are you laughing you laugh you laugh at me you can't kill me you can't kill me
00:20:10you can't kill me
00:20:11you
00:20:11you
00:20:32you
00:20:33you
00:20:33you
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey, there you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28Oh, you smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero, two heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to...
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them...
00:22:42Tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh...
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does sex file like?
00:23:01Do we can...
00:23:01What?
00:23:02You know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes...
00:23:05Hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually...
00:23:07You know?
00:23:08Oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play?
00:23:11What?
00:23:11Okay, um...
00:23:12It turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight,
00:23:16and, uh, due to the delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Y-yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta make sure you're with me.
00:23:26You have to make sure you're with me.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:33It's, uh...
00:23:34It's Spookle.
00:23:35They do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40You know, bigger...
00:23:43Just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:52I should...
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:00Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:16You have to go.
00:24:20Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:20Pick blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Packer.
00:24:31Hijacker to a black site.
00:24:33And waterport the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38i promise one drink and one go thank you oh look who it is the architect of my bloody government
00:24:45hi martin hi duncan oh nena hi forgot i invited you uh barry can you show nena out and tell
00:24:58her
00:24:58guest to go home and lock the doors thanks
00:25:15what happened oh this investor recruitment a heart now i take it yep
00:25:26nobody wants donkey not you not not your va sorry there was circumstances
00:25:36jesus can't go any lower it's like i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team
00:25:42the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:26:00with lily
00:26:02obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06yeah then she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:28messy
00:26:30if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind what then is an empty desk a sign
00:26:35einstein
00:26:36very good sander
00:26:39hey let's go talk to him
00:26:55are you all right do you need i don't know uh water or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety
00:27:07sorry my it's uh his name is alexander he's a friend are you with the it was the va
00:27:20that's right i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:25first golf i see did you kill anyone sander the hell is this did your tour of duty end during
00:27:32or after
00:27:33operation desert storm is that thing recording me it's not recording it's learning
00:27:41you're teaching him about war is that all right it
00:27:46would you like to talk to him
00:27:50nah i don't like his face
00:27:52it is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood
00:27:59more vengeance
00:28:01more desolation
00:28:03more desolation
00:28:04war is hell
00:28:08general sherman
00:28:09what's your name soldier
00:28:13tom
00:28:21do you want to sit down
00:28:22do you want to sit down
00:28:29i'm just not doing something right
00:28:35for the life of me i i don't know what it is
00:28:39just
00:28:44you're dunking bloody fuck
00:28:46i know
00:28:48you're not perfect
00:28:50but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:00go home
00:29:02get some rest you look a morning
00:29:04it's pronounced appealing
00:29:08both
00:29:09at the same time
00:29:13i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:14who
00:29:15martin
00:29:16i know
00:29:35can i help you
00:29:38hmm
00:29:39no i'm good i'm just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:45well
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be
00:29:49his name is alexander
00:29:51he's agi
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59own feelings been raising him
00:30:01curating his intake
00:30:03with great care and affection
00:30:08martin
00:30:08martin
00:30:08can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:18alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution
00:30:25oh my gosh
00:30:27hey nushka have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:33hey
00:30:34your friend
00:30:35is
00:30:36the first
00:30:38real-world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neuro-companion i created
00:30:43fuck he is
00:30:46people are spinning
00:30:48oh no
00:30:49no
00:30:50no
00:30:50no
00:30:50no
00:30:51no
00:30:51no
00:30:53no
00:30:55no
00:30:55no
00:31:15did you
00:31:17did you do it
00:31:19no
00:31:20what is it
00:31:22you poop all the time
00:31:24you're always pooping
00:31:25when all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't
00:31:27it doesn't work like that
00:31:29i
00:31:30sometimes i just
00:31:31you know
00:31:32i get
00:31:34uh
00:31:34maybe
00:31:36go for a walk
00:31:37get things
00:31:37moving
00:31:38you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:42i bet if your dad asked you to
00:31:46you'd poop
00:31:46oh my gosh
00:31:47please just leave
00:31:48oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude
00:31:50i don't like it
00:31:58no
00:32:20i can't
00:32:20i can't
00:32:21do it
00:32:21i can't
00:32:21i can't
00:32:21do it
00:32:21do it
00:32:21just
00:32:22do it
00:32:33I've been thinking.
00:32:36Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
00:32:41Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are,
00:32:47easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:49Exactly.
00:32:52Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:58Huge, Martin.
00:33:00Bravo.
00:33:01I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world,
00:33:11but so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:15Truth be told.
00:33:19Well, we actually made better.
00:33:20Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:24No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:52We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's not cross streams, you know?
00:34:28Xander is, he's my thing.
00:34:31No, I, Martin, I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on the toddler's chew toy.
00:34:57You remember?
00:35:03No?
00:35:05I do.
00:35:30No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's...
00:35:42Oh, my God, it's all gone.
00:35:53I'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone, so...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:08Very comforting.
00:36:11How's we got married, then?
00:36:12What did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily, huh?
00:36:16You ate some prune danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Dan?
00:36:38I told you...
00:36:38I told you to run back!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great, great.
00:36:42Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting!
00:36:46Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:36:47And just so you know, mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:58The house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:06I heard the news.
00:37:09I'm so sorry.
00:37:17Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily, since everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:51He's a sad cowboy goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Dad!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:07Out!
00:38:23We're going to give him a twilight set I did for his trip.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:26Might make it a little loopy.
00:38:29What if I say something?
00:38:30Like what?
00:38:32I don't know, um, something that I know, that I, maybe you don't know, I know.
00:38:39Oh, sweetie.
00:38:40I'll, I'll plug my ears.
00:38:45Oh, yeah, here's the, um, here.
00:38:51Samples are handled by the lab tech, not lab tech.
00:38:54Oh.
00:38:55Okay, so where do I...
00:38:57Just a couple more and we're done.
00:39:00First Pavilion East, one building over.
00:39:02You better get it there.
00:39:03Let go to lunch at 12.
00:39:04Pass that, we'll have to collect another one.
00:39:05Oh, yeah, and you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Well, I will, uh, take the sample.
00:39:14I, um, oh, just call me, okay?
00:39:16If you're feeling...
00:39:17You rushed me out without my phone.
00:39:18Oh, right, here, have mine.
00:39:22Just call me if you're feeling...
00:39:23I'll have your phone.
00:39:25Right, okay, um, well, I'll be right back.
00:39:27So just watch a show or something.
00:39:30Don't buy anything.
00:39:31I love you.
00:39:50Where's my mom?
00:39:52She's not here, buddy.
00:40:05What?
00:40:10Ten, nine, eight, seven...
00:40:35Where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey.
00:40:39Hey.
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:42Hey!
00:40:46Where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh, my God.
00:41:10Please.
00:41:11Please, I, I, I got lost.
00:41:13Please, please.
00:41:14Please.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you.
00:41:22You're gonna tell someone.
00:41:23Then I gotta do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, I, you went to school to, to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is, is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it.
00:41:36But you can help me.
00:41:38Me, I, I, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:02Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:10Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
00:42:15Ooh, yes.
00:42:18And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:25Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:33And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy, give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:57Mm-hmm.
00:43:02Mm-hmm.
00:43:06Mm-hmm.
00:43:08Mm-hmm.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:17jesus jojo this it it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you i i lost um a
00:43:25friend
00:43:26kind of kind of well he he wasn't human but i'm still miserable
00:43:33okay you picked bard off right and it has been a disaster like he hates me i i mean i
00:43:40don't even
00:43:40know why because you are a bad man a bad bad bad man is this orwell no one likes you
00:43:57not even you i like me i did your mom say she didn't like me did she tell you that
00:44:07get her arrivederci douchey douchey
00:44:21how the hell with this hey
00:44:30you would not believe what i have just been through
00:44:36okay oh my god you're all done let's go home you must be serving oh my god so first that
00:44:47bitchy nurse
00:44:53is that ramen
00:44:55oh i love ramen
00:44:58you remembered
00:45:02dad never gets it for me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those meds of yours
00:45:14oh yeah that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah well enjoy the ride no refills
00:45:20how about only tuesdays and thursdays
00:45:31oh shit shit shit shit shit shit
00:45:36i i um i i completely forgot a an appointment with a client today it's
00:45:42oh it's okay
00:45:45no regrets
00:45:47i was right where i was supposed to be
00:45:52hello
00:45:53yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:56so fast
00:46:04that can't be
00:46:08that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:13are you sure
00:46:14are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah i yes i will
00:46:24i will follow up
00:46:32that was the lab
00:46:39say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:46well i know it wasn't zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave me dog shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:01why
00:47:01why
00:47:01why
00:47:02why
00:47:02why
00:47:02why
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is not
00:48:08tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:25You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:55Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08Yes.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16I thought you were mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean, too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:49:59And I am, always was, always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Only that coffee it is about, please.
00:51:11Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:19You, I, is that, it's the line of his phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:31No one sees me, but they gave me a moment.
00:51:35You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits out, blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Bo to play.
00:51:48So, I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So, I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Bo came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed me the
00:52:15bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Huh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh,
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what, he wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made another record after
00:52:57that.
00:52:57I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:07No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who can be
00:53:24bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:37And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into
00:53:48my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:02Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:16Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Orson Barak Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph, Duncan Park, hypernosis, to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:57Oh, my God!
00:59:58Oh, my God!
00:59:59Oh, my God!
01:00:01Oh, my God!
01:00:02Oh, my God!
01:00:03Oh, my God!
01:00:03Oh, my God!
01:00:04Oh, my God!
01:00:05Oh, my God!
01:00:06Oh, my God!
01:00:07Oh, my God!
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