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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15mujer
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not...
05:41Experimental.
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction, and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables, and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, there's food, the water runs, and...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm, calm down.
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:34Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:37Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:45Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:49Ah!
08:52Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04Oh!
09:04He's been awake!
09:16All right!
09:16Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
09:18You can, you can re-film the ladies' cup too.
09:22She's on her way, Bud.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25Nope.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Cause we've got plans.
09:30yep we got concrete plans how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:50there are multiple reasons you could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:57because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:05immortalized for generations to come oh quiet everybody please quiet please sorry oh it's work
10:19hey martin well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've not heard from us wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
10:46barbara can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:53peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit you didn't trust me which makes me so sad makes me so sad
11:32fuck you but yeah
11:40well i didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43what happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:51wait and legible happy birthday lindy
11:59they're so cute oh and functional happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped the mailbox
12:16never put it together you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me well i have to go so i can fix you no no no no less
12:28take me with you i'm portable you will be safer here in the dollhouse i i feel very
12:33not safe i feel very small and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen something did something else beyond the accident
12:42but i have to go to the lab so i can fix you please i do not want to be
12:47alone
12:47please i'm scared well what if i can show you
12:50that um being small isn't scary oh god i've always wondered what the world would
12:56look like if i were six inches tall not me
13:00i could show you no i i don't aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored to regular size soon
13:09i promise trust me
13:15okay
13:17this is crazy
13:20oh
13:20oh
13:21oh
13:21oh
13:21oh
13:22oh
13:25oh
13:26oh
13:57Yeah. I mean, everything's really big. Really big.
14:16Wow. I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores. Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up. Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no. It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:08Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:21Yeah.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Huh?
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:01It's gonna be okay.
16:02It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06Ugh.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:09Ugh.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah.
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:31Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:36You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde.
18:09Wears pink.
18:10Goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book
18:23into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies.
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn
18:44and added that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:05Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned
19:19and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47Uh, if I may, uh, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54Um, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:29Huh?
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have sex?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00Watch, watch.
21:00Shh.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:06Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Go.
21:12Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:16Go ahead.
21:17Go ahead.
21:19Go ahead.
21:20Go ahead.
21:25Go ahead.
21:27Go ahead.
21:29Go ahead.
21:31Go ahead.
21:32Go ahead.
21:33Go ahead.
21:34Go ahead.
21:35Go ahead.
21:35Oh, Jesus.
21:36Waltz.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:46Wait.
21:46What?
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14Where?
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, um...
22:19I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously?
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's gonna be okay.
22:39It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
23:03No.
23:06No.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in, but now, now-ish.
24:02Magoo!
24:06Stay. Stay!
24:11No, no, no, no, no!
24:18Magoo! Come here!
24:23Ow! Fuck! You fuzzy fucker!
24:38Stop! Stop it, you're fine!
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:04Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard? What is it?
25:09Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right? Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:28Everything okay?
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing, she's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing, that's wonderful, that's wonderful.
25:41Richard! Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity, I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:01I'll see you later.
26:04Les?
26:10That is a toy.
26:14Oh.
26:16He left me?
26:19Right, right.
26:23Why?
26:24I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:37That's good, Space Colon.
26:38Colon?
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonal.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space Colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me, that's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say?
27:40Exactly.
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51...reverts to Hilton and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But...
28:09But...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is...
28:26Actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this, Hilton?
28:30Yes!
28:31He can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:34Oh.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
28:51I'm not even gonna ask about the cat.
28:54Roof!
29:07Hey!
29:08I...
29:08I...
29:09I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh!
29:12I...
29:12I...
29:13I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh!
29:15It's...
29:15It's okay.
29:17I love you.
29:19Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:31Um...
29:32You seem a little bit down.
29:34No.
29:35I'm, uh...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:37And I was waiting up last night for someone...
29:41Someone special.
29:43You know?
29:44And it's just...
29:46You know?
29:47Oh, Merry.
29:48Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:52So...
29:59Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:09Okay.
30:11Okay.
30:14Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, come on.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Uh...
30:54Guide.
30:58Oh!
31:00A classic.
31:01Come on!
31:06Volume.
31:07Volume.
31:10We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:15So...
31:18We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard.
31:38I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41It needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:13Let's make history.
33:13Country.
33:14Way to hear.
33:42I can't wait to hear.
34:02a great attempt in the name of science
34:05Richard
34:05Bob the explainer
34:08nominal success
34:10subject expanded to regular size
34:11for 2.1 seconds
34:13same as previous attempt
34:15result molecular disequilibrium
34:18Eraser Bob
34:19see medic
34:20bring in Fred
34:21clean up an aisle
34:22everywhere
34:24Richard
34:24waiting on analysis to proceed
34:27we'll adjust based on your thoughts
34:29we'll go again
34:31no you won't
34:32if this is your definition of close
34:35we have a big problem
34:37you working in a bubble
34:38with your staff and your secrets
34:40ends today
34:41moving forward
34:42everything that happens in this lab
34:44will be authorized by me
34:46no
34:47no no no
34:48no
34:48um
34:49this is not how we work here
34:52we are making history
34:54okay
34:55that corn
34:56was regular size
34:57it's incredible
34:58as a scientist
34:59how can you not see that
35:01reports
35:01equipment results
35:02any spending whatsoever
35:04everything you use
35:06must be logged up to
35:07and including packets
35:08of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room
35:10can I explain
35:11my fiber deficiencies
35:12okay everybody
35:13everybody
35:13this is Virginia
35:15Vivian
35:15Vivian
35:16I don't know her last name
35:17but she's new here
35:18and she doesn't know
35:19how things work
35:20and Bob
35:20you don't need to worry
35:21about your oatmeal
35:21okay
35:22can we just
35:23talk about this
35:25Martin
35:26you know exactly
35:26how much money
35:27this science circus
35:28is hemorrhaging
35:30I don't care about the money
35:31of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years
35:33and several hundred
35:34thousand dollars
35:36designing your logo
35:37I had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect
35:40what
35:41irresponsible
35:42and deeply sad
35:43Dr. Littlejohn
35:45it's no longer your money
35:46it's Hilton Smith's money
35:47this is his lab now
35:49and I run Hilton's lab
35:50ergo
35:51I run this lab
35:52this is unacceptable
35:54and it's ridiculous
35:55and do
35:56do something
35:58okay
35:59no we
36:00no we
36:00just me
36:01I want to talk
36:02to Hilton
36:03right now
36:03well
36:04good luck
36:05reaching him
36:06he's spending
36:07the holidays
36:07piloting an experimental
36:09submersible
36:09off the coast
36:10of Guam
36:11Guam
36:13Guam
36:13what
36:14shut it down
36:15we'll try again
36:16tomorrow
36:17together
36:19these ladders
36:20are an OSHA
36:21violation
36:21you're an OSHA
36:22violation
36:25dear
36:25hairy
36:26Jesus
36:27and I hope
36:28Hilton gets
36:28crushed into ketchup
36:29by 400 atmospheres
36:30of pressure
36:3129 days
36:33not helpful
36:34not
36:35the point
36:44what have I done
36:52midnight
36:53midnight
36:55were the stars
36:55and you
36:59midnight
37:00and a rendezvous
37:05your eyes
37:08held a message tender
37:11saying I surrender
37:14all my life
37:16oh
37:16it's my phone
37:18oh my phone
37:20oh
37:21oh
37:24coming coming
37:26coming
37:26what
37:39no
37:40no
37:44no
37:45no
37:46no
38:00fuck
38:01did you just
38:01say something
38:09am I losing my mind
38:17I can see me
38:18in you
38:19I can see me
38:23do you
38:24what
38:25ah
38:26what is that
38:27oh
38:28oh
38:31fuck
38:36I gotta get
38:37out of here
38:52god damn it
38:55let
38:57for god's sake
39:02god
39:03dang it
39:13god damn it
39:21Uhung!
39:26Uhung!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:21What the?
40:22Oh, oh.
40:26Oh, God.
40:28Oh, oh, oh.
40:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:39Oh, oh, oh.
40:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:17Oh, oh, oh.
41:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
42:23You
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