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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:06Hmm. Hmm.
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08No, I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you?
00:02:27Anyway, Gary.
00:02:28Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:41Fruit.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:52They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Yes!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% sake, and I
00:03:52am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who's that?
00:04:04Oh, um...
00:04:05That's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:16It's maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:24Well, because you have to be fairly stable mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:42Oh, no!
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it!
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:08I just got a spoon.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12Thanks.
00:05:17Can I...
00:05:24Carl Barthoff.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Barthoff's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know.
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my mouth.
00:05:59Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:11So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've...
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:20Nope.
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A dot com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In 2009, early...
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:32My latest enterprise.
00:06:34Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:43Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking.
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:08And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:11So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:19Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh my god!
00:07:39Come on!
00:07:55I'll be right back in the game.
00:07:57I don't know.
00:07:57Yo.
00:07:57I don't know.
00:08:08zero day since i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart
00:08:16and starts talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a
00:08:23fork
00:08:23he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay throw it out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss all of it
00:08:38in
00:08:38session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after mine were crossed too
00:08:45it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy he's the type of
00:08:52guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you can't because you're not
00:08:58supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault some people
00:09:04deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this what
00:09:11do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire yes
00:09:18we
00:09:18will work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning
00:09:43conclusions open yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of
00:09:47micro screw-ups they they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle i have no idea what you're talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59what i said he's not a dung beetle he's not the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:25move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes ointment of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin
00:10:40rodents hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva great what's
00:10:55the sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be in town this week so yeah and we we've
00:11:00been
00:11:00working with uh your cto harper turns out your gnotin gizmo i have noted same tech right can be
00:11:10used to identify bets at risk of self-harm huge wow i mean a really a godsend and she agrees
00:11:18so
00:11:18she's coming here to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please i
00:11:26listen i would love to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow but thank
00:11:40you there are workarounds yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you like a half up front to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're
00:11:55going to need to hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe we shouldn't simplify the data
00:12:00how fast oh fast yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you
00:12:07mother yeah you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a
00:12:14weird curve in her back that's the only willing partner right okay wow oh yeah
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking barbecue
00:12:30okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole
00:12:39hawk we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your sekva yeah yeah sure hypergnosis is
00:12:48soliciting
00:12:48a government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulation i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53throwing the party i'm throwing i'm buying the pig i'll take the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the
00:12:57red carpet make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hawk yeah you got it great great
00:13:04meeting
00:13:04guys starting the party right i'll be on the horn okay get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching orson
00:14:02naked people and were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay why did nobody here call me he's not even enrolled we can't call the mother of every child
00:14:16who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i wrongfully assumed that for ninety thousand dollars
00:14:22a year on scholarship at the very least keep track of him i'm sorry but when orson got home from
00:14:28school
00:14:28and you asked how his day was helped him with his homework okay who are you i'm the one who
00:14:33had to
00:14:34replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident i well that that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist and i had a patient in crisis i know it sounds harsh but until we get
00:14:48his eighth
00:14:49grade transcript and officially enroll him he's not our responsibility he's yours you know what it's
00:14:55fine we will reach out to his baltimore school first thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll him when
00:15:01we're on it we're on it we're on it okay we're on it and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i gotta i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't i'm so tired of this it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scarves
00:15:41that's for wrinkles duncan the fires are bearing down in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost of course can you stay retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our house it's a
00:15:56house
00:15:56we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all sentimentality yeah i think so
00:16:05you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was yes you do linus poe and what of
00:16:12it he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh didn't even ask me what happened you got stabbed with a fork
00:16:28yes yes i did but do you even want to know why sure they had a reason
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:37yes
00:16:43I don't know.
00:17:10I don't know.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:00You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow!
00:18:19This house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:48Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:03I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:46Get off me.
00:19:49We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:52He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:58Oh, God.
00:20:01Asshole.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05You laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:14I'm laughing.
00:20:19I'm laughing.
00:20:23I'm laughing.
00:20:30I'm laughing.
00:20:32I'm laughing.
00:20:34I'm laughing.
00:20:35I'm laughing.
00:20:35I'm laughing.
00:20:37I'm laughing.
00:20:38I'm laughing.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffer, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:49You know, I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America.
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give a meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Secfa like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:05She'd like to be, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah, yeah.
00:23:25Yeah, let me shoot you, man.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger...
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:53I...
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in, Secva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black side, and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:35It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise, one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena, I...
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Uh, Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:02Thanks.
00:25:02Come on.
00:25:04Come on.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can it go any lower?
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:26:00With Lily.
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:09It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First golf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:38It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:14That's all about the questions of your life.
00:28:17Good to know.
00:28:18I'm a friend.
00:28:19Yeah.
00:28:19I'm just talking to your dad.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:34For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:40Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08But at the same time.
00:29:13I'm gonna go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:19I know.
00:29:27It's...
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin.
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:17Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25Oh, my gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is...
00:30:36the first...
00:30:38real-world test case
00:30:40for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:59All right.
00:31:05Oh, right.
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping but all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:44but if your dad asked you to you'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:26i don't like it
00:32:33been thinking perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of cobertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49exactly
00:32:52like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time we saw tech help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:41truth be told
00:33:43commit more greenhouse gas than all of their travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:51provably no we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance
00:34:11and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20let's not cross streams
00:34:25you know uh xander is
00:34:28he's my thing
00:34:31no i martin
00:34:32i know
00:34:36you're the creator
00:34:38and it could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and then in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:57you remember
00:35:02no
00:35:04i do
00:35:30no
00:35:32no
00:35:33no
00:35:33no
00:35:34no
00:35:35duncan
00:35:36duncan the house is gone
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53i'll build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some pruned danish is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28i'm very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it
00:36:37i told you
00:36:38i told you the mud bath
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great
00:36:42great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57the house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:09i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:24cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41since everyone wins with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you
00:37:50seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:56what
00:37:59there was a spider
00:38:02get up
00:38:04oh
00:38:04oh
00:38:05oh
00:38:05oh
00:38:05oh
00:38:07oh
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight set of did for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know
00:38:33um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:45here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay
00:38:56so where do i
00:38:56in the lab
00:38:56just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01one building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03let go to lunch at 12
00:39:03past that we'll have to collect another one
00:39:05oh yeah and you know he had a lot of trouble getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will take the sample
00:39:14i um
00:39:14oh just call me okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out without my phone
00:39:18oh right here have mine
00:39:22just call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right okay um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52you're still here buddy
00:40:05what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:138
00:40:158
00:40:157
00:40:36where the hell is 1582
00:40:371582
00:40:38hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:40:42hey
00:40:42hey
00:40:44where's the 32
00:41:01where's the 32
00:41:06please
00:41:07we don't take samples during lunch
00:41:09oh my god
00:41:10please
00:41:11please i i got lost
00:41:13please
00:41:14please
00:41:20look i've been the rules for you
00:41:22you're gonna tell someone
00:41:23then i gotta do it for everyone
00:41:24look i
00:41:25you went to school to to help people
00:41:27right
00:41:28so did i
00:41:29and elbows deep in other people's shit is
00:41:31is not how you thought it would go
00:41:33i i i really
00:41:35get it
00:41:35but
00:41:37you can help me
00:41:38i
00:41:39a person
00:41:39and it's my son's excrement
00:41:41so so two people
00:41:45it's rules
00:41:50yeah
00:41:52rules
00:42:01thank you
00:42:02thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:04thank you
00:42:06um
00:42:07you don't have an extra mask do you
00:42:08it's it's it's nasty out there
00:42:10heaven knows me
00:42:13i walk the stream
00:42:15yes
00:42:17and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:25heaven keep me
00:42:28out through this dream
00:42:34and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:41hey bud
00:42:42little woozy
00:42:43give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down
00:42:50can't hurt if you don't remember
00:43:11yeah
00:43:13joanne
00:43:17jesus jojo
00:43:19this it
00:43:19it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you
00:43:22i i lost
00:43:23um
00:43:24a friend
00:43:26kind of
00:43:27kind of
00:43:28well he
00:43:28he wasn't human but
00:43:30i'm still
00:43:31miserable
00:43:33okay you picked
00:43:35bard off
00:43:36right
00:43:36and it has been
00:43:37a disaster
00:43:38like he hates me
00:43:39i i mean
00:43:40i don't even know why
00:43:41because you
00:43:42you are a bad man
00:43:44a bad
00:43:47bad
00:43:47bad man
00:43:50is this orwell
00:43:52no one likes you
00:43:57not
00:43:58even
00:43:59you
00:44:01i like me
00:44:02i
00:44:03did your mom say she didn't like me
00:44:05did she tell you that
00:44:07get her
00:44:09arrivedergy
00:44:10douchey douchey
00:44:22how the hell with this
00:44:23hey
00:44:25shit
00:44:30you would not believe
00:44:33what i have just been through
00:44:36okay
00:44:36oh my god
00:44:39you're all done
00:44:40let's go home
00:44:43you must be serving
00:44:44oh my god
00:44:46so first
00:44:46that bitchy nurse
00:44:54is that ramen
00:44:55mm-hmm
00:44:56oh i love ramen
00:44:59you remembered
00:45:02dad never gets it
00:45:04for me
00:45:04well
00:45:06thanks mom
00:45:07you're the best
00:45:11what'd they put in those
00:45:13meds of yours
00:45:14oh yeah
00:45:15that stuff was great
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18well enjoy the ride
00:45:19no refills
00:45:20how about only
00:45:22tuesdays and thursdays
00:45:31ah shit shit shit shit
00:45:33shit
00:45:36i
00:45:37i um
00:45:38i
00:45:38i completely forgot
00:45:40a
00:45:40an appointment
00:45:41with a client today
00:45:42it's
00:45:42goddammit
00:45:43oh it's okay
00:45:46no regrets
00:45:47i was
00:45:49right where i was supposed to be
00:45:50hello
00:45:53yeah
00:45:55yeah
00:45:56so fast
00:46:03well
00:46:05that can't be
00:46:06that
00:46:09that's not possible
00:46:12are you sure
00:46:17yep
00:46:20no
00:46:22thank you
00:46:23yeah
00:46:23i
00:46:24yes i will
00:46:24i will follow up
00:46:32that was the
00:46:34lap
00:46:40say it
00:46:42say what you did
00:46:46well i know
00:46:48it wasn't
00:46:48zeus's idea
00:46:52you gave
00:46:54me
00:46:54dog
00:46:55shit
00:46:55sorry
00:46:56why
00:47:00why
00:47:01i
00:47:02i
00:47:02i
00:47:14i
00:47:15i
00:47:17i
00:47:26i
00:47:29i
00:47:31i
00:47:31i
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44His name is Orson,
00:47:47and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction
00:48:05would, yes, lead you to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16By God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:22You want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:49The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes!
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:42You're ugly.
00:50:44You're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee get us about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:16I crawled out.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's the Linux phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:41Well, we, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Poe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
00:51:59bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Poe came to my house, my own backyard, played three songs, and walked off stage, flashed
00:52:15me the bird, double-barreled in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife, my dad,
00:52:22and he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up for a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh, I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made
00:52:56another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No, you're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Pose, a loser who
00:53:23can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake, 10% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion, market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire
00:53:46whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:01Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:33Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:35Oh, my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:57Robotunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two, but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said you can't win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49Carl Bardoff is coming.
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:35Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:48It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:55Orson needs to know that his mother has his back, and she shows that by sort of corralling
00:57:02him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him, and how he feels
00:57:09like her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:41And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital, and it's, I think, a moment
00:57:48where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool
00:57:55sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
00:58:17Duncan Park.
00:58:19Hypernosis.
00:58:19To being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in
00:58:41his sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me and never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:40You!
00:59:56You!
00:59:59You!
01:00:00You!
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