00:00I don't compete. I am the competition. Wow. Hold up. I tripped over air again.
00:16Oh, that's bad. Do I see what I see? Whoa. Sorry. I didn't mean it. Am I cursed?
00:30A couple goals, she said. But I did not sign up for choking on this dank. Fingers crossed this helps.
00:40Nope. What a lightweight.
00:46Hold up. I'm the bad guy? Whoa. I reek. I got this. Watch me fix it. The nicest smelling soap
00:58I've got.
01:01Okay. Let's make it happen. Lemon's a must. Stir it like drama in the group chat.
01:10Ugh. Guess I just gotta do this. Kinda gross looking, but low-key worth it.
01:17Wash it off. I smell like lemon cupcakes. Good to move on? Come on. Problem fixed.
01:29Whoa. Ready for round two? Hey. Ready? Time to bounce. Huh? Not a bad vibe.
01:40Seriously? Help. Watch me fix this mess.
01:46My method's kinda funky. But it actually works.
01:53Huh? You look like a chessboard.
01:58Magic happening in three, two, one. Basically a different person. Look. I'm obsessed.
02:09What a cutie. Selfie time.
02:15My picks are gonna slap. Gotta be a glitch in the matrix. Must be something with the camera.
02:23Fingers crossed. You kidding me?
02:27No way. It can't be right. So done with this. Morning.
02:32Hey. Care for a selfie? Ugh. For real? First thing in the morning? Achoo!
02:38Oh. Don't worry. I won't. Huh?
02:46Just. How? Not. Fair. What was it?
02:57Hey, gorgeous. Waiter. We're ready. Meal's here.
03:03Wow. Yum.
03:06Ah! Caterpillars!
03:09They're gonna attack.
03:14Leg it. That was rude.
03:20Whoa. I bounced too.
03:23Gotta fix it fast.
03:26I need a chainsaw here.
03:30These tweezers are lame. Game over for me.
03:34Game over for me.
03:38Idea time.
03:40You're gonna crush it.
03:44Sharp as new. That's way better.
03:53Oops.
03:55I'll just ghost.
04:02I'm mad late.
04:05No stress. You'll make it.
04:08I didn't ask for stretching.
04:10I didn't ask for stretching.
04:13Huh. I didn't know I could flex.
04:15I'd be hyped if I wasn't late.
04:19Oh snap. The second one. More flexing.
04:28Sweet. Ready to roll. Oh crap.
04:32Ugh. Every single time.
04:36Shall I just?
04:40Dang. Not happening.
04:43Can't dodge it, huh?
04:46Don't we just love this kangaroo cosplay?
04:50You're going with me.
04:53Just open already.
04:55I still got a chance.
04:58Hold up.
05:02You gotta be kidding me.
05:04Here we go again.
05:09Oh, that's my crush. Gotta slay.
05:14Hey guys, what's up?
05:15Hey, watch it.
05:19Huh?
05:20Aw, thanks.
05:24Eh?
05:26For real?
05:29No, why me?
05:35Hey, get it together.
05:37I got you.
05:39Thanks, new bestie.
05:44Loser.
05:48What did I even do?
05:58Okay, I'm cute enough to roll now.
06:00What a mess.
06:02Are you leaving?
06:06How about this mess?
06:08Running.
06:08See ya.
06:09Running.
06:10I'm not your maid.
06:12Oh my.
06:15That's so not fair.
06:17Ew, another bunch.
06:24Is she for real?
06:30Hmm, not so bad this time.
06:32That's the whole SpongeBob factory.
06:38I'm so done with her.
06:43My go-to product.
06:47Just one spoon and she'll think I swapped her sponges.
06:54This foam looks promising.
07:01Clean as new.
07:05Gotta start charging her.
07:07Okay, it's kinda satisfying.
07:10Hold up.
07:10Laundry.
07:13Might find more in here.
07:20Nope.
07:21It's just a bad dream.
07:24It can't be happening.
07:30My crush is coming.
07:34Nope, not losing my shot.
07:38You look gorgeous today.
07:40Absolutely fire.
07:50Anywhere you go, I'll be there.
07:54Can you stop?
07:55I'm feeling weird about this.
07:59Yes, I will marry you.
08:01Huh?
08:01Did I say it out loud?
08:04I'm chatting with my girlfriend.
08:09I'm just gonna flee the country.
08:14Not saying I'm bored.
08:16Or maybe I am.
08:18All done.
08:21No, I've got nothing to wear.
08:24Are you for real?
08:29I got one secret trick.
08:31Ta-da!
08:32Are these not clothes?
08:34Where did these come from?
08:37Okay, how about this?
08:38Wait, you can't be serious.
08:43Told ya.
08:47I'm out of here.
08:48I'm out of here.
08:58Who's texting me?
09:01My crush is coming over.
09:04Gotta look my best.
09:08Perfume, check.
09:10How am I supposed to handle this?
09:14Step one, nailed it.
09:17Now what?
09:22Dang, major flop.
09:25Not doomed, yet.
09:28I'm saved.
09:31Gotta need some red lipstick.
09:34The right shape is super important.
09:41And the bottom lip too.
09:45This part's a total breeze.
09:50Peak level, awesome.
09:53Hey, how are you feeling?
09:55You looking amazing.
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