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00:00:06I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:00:08Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven.
00:00:10Is that milk?
00:00:11I'm having some fancy!
00:00:12You can join the fun.
00:00:13And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:00:16He left us for dead, and now it's like nothing happened?
00:00:20I'll fucking kill you.
00:00:21Come on, do it.
00:00:23Fuck, butcher.
00:00:24Fuck you!
00:00:25You're just gonna drag us all down with you.
00:00:26Mom!
00:00:27Annie!
00:00:27How old was I when you let Vought pump me full of drugs?
00:00:31They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life.
00:00:35You told me that Daddy left because he lost all of our savings.
00:00:38Were there really bad investments?
00:00:40Your whole Marlboro Man act is fucking crap.
00:00:43And I'm...
00:00:43Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vought was tested in the V1.
00:00:47If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:00:50V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:00:53Only worked on a handful of early supes.
00:00:56You and Stormfront.
00:00:58Who was Stormfront?
00:00:59Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:01:01I think you know where he's Liberty.
00:01:02We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:01:04No without a virus.
00:01:05You said I was strong enough.
00:01:06You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:01:08I just said that so you'd get him out of town.
00:01:10My sweet, sweet boy.
00:01:19Homelander?
00:01:22Frank!
00:01:24Frank!
00:01:26What's that smell?
00:01:28Oh, it would not be my new perfume line.
00:01:31It's a generalese secret.
00:01:33No, that's my father.
00:01:36This soldier boy.
00:01:39I can smell him all over you.
00:01:41Right.
00:01:42Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:01:46Prepping?
00:01:46Mm-hmm.
00:01:49Uh, I need you for something.
00:01:53You do?
00:01:57I have received the most wonderful message.
00:02:02I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:02:13Well, praise be.
00:02:15And what is it?
00:02:17God.
00:02:20Sir, that is wonderful.
00:02:22There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
00:02:24No, no.
00:02:25What?
00:02:26Serving the Lord.
00:02:28Being the Lord.
00:02:32I am the Messiah.
00:02:35I'm the Savior of the world.
00:02:38The Messiah?
00:02:42Yes.
00:02:44Um.
00:02:47Congrats.
00:02:52I always knew I was special.
00:02:55I knew it.
00:02:56I suffered.
00:02:57I suffered so many hardships.
00:03:00And I, I couldn't understand why.
00:03:04But you.
00:03:06You.
00:03:07You always saw it.
00:03:09Didn't you?
00:03:11You knew all along I was special.
00:03:14And that is why I have chosen you, to spread the word of my coming.
00:03:23How?
00:03:24When we control the most powerful media apparatus on earth.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Jesus would kill for our marketing.
00:03:31Mm-hmm.
00:03:34What do you say?
00:03:37Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
00:03:56Oh, there he is.
00:03:58Back from the dead.
00:04:00Oh, easy does it.
00:04:02Easy.
00:04:05Easy.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:07Come on.
00:04:16There's a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
00:04:18I never saw it.
00:04:20What?
00:04:20Bollocks.
00:04:20I showed it to you.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22You show me Star Wars.
00:04:23And Mom never let me watch any of them.
00:04:25They're with that guy from Regarding Henry, right?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:29Anyway, there's this bit, see?
00:04:33Young Luke, ops in his spaceship, fucks off to Urbani with his old man Darth Vader.
00:04:38Cops...
00:04:38Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
00:04:42Yeah.
00:04:44It's a bit of a spoiler, but anyway, listen.
00:04:46The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
00:04:50This is a war.
00:04:52And you're the best weapon we got, but you ain't no use to anyone.
00:04:56If you go put yourself into a body bag before we put Armlander in one.
00:05:01At least I was brave enough to try.
00:05:03Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
00:05:08You don't give a shit about me.
00:05:10Maybe you never did.
00:05:16Here, I'll fetch you some more water.
00:05:26Fuckin' teenagers.
00:05:48Welcome back, motherfucker.
00:05:49When I grab the roolong.
00:05:51We were all live in the floor with my food live in the floor.
00:05:54I feel high in the floor.
00:05:57Thank you, sir.
00:06:16Oh, check you out.
00:06:18Thank you, thank you.
00:06:19All right, you twats are all done with Fashion Week.
00:06:21Let's get to work, yeah?
00:06:23Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
00:06:25No, there was so little virus left, it needs time to multiply.
00:06:29You know what they say, huh? Cook low and slow.
00:06:32How fucking long? Weeks at least.
00:06:35Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
00:06:37That place got shut down 80 years ago.
00:06:39If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
00:06:42And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast
00:06:45that spilled those Boy Scouts in odds like a Cadbury a la creme, huh?
00:06:48Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
00:06:51Odds are they're ten steps ahead.
00:06:53If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
00:06:57And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
00:07:00Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
00:07:03So who wants to go to Clearfield?
00:07:09Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
00:07:10He's gone. He legged it.
00:07:12I wonder whose fault that is.
00:07:15Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
00:07:17Unless you can tell us we're Starlighters.
00:07:27Right. Let's get cracking.
00:07:42Annie.
00:07:44Dad.
00:07:51Hey, listen, I need to talk to you.
00:07:53All ears.
00:07:55Okay, can you please stop doing that?
00:08:05How did you find me?
00:08:06I've been looking for months.
00:08:08You are really good at hiding.
00:08:10It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
00:08:14What should I say?
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:24Annie, this is your brother, Mason.
00:08:29It's simple, Mr. President.
00:08:32You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
00:08:36You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
00:08:42Thank you, sir.
00:08:46Let me be clear.
00:08:47Nobody summons me.
00:08:48The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
00:08:52With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
00:08:54BA flagged a deal point for your movie.
00:08:57We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
00:09:01It's in my writer.
00:09:02From 1984.
00:09:04I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
00:09:06You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
00:09:08When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
00:09:12Fort Harmony?
00:09:14Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart
00:09:17and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1 at Fort Harmony.
00:09:22Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
00:09:28It's great news.
00:09:29If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus
00:09:32and immortal like you.
00:09:34You'll get to spend eternity together.
00:09:36Father and son.
00:09:37Forever.
00:09:42When did he leave?
00:09:43Hasn't left yet.
00:09:45Maybe you could go with him.
00:09:48Show him where to look.
00:09:50After all, it knows that place better than you.
00:10:09It's weird.
00:10:10No birds or animals.
00:10:11It's like...
00:10:12Fuck you know.
00:10:12I had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
00:10:14Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
00:10:27Fuck that.
00:10:28Nah, not really my type, son.
00:10:30Hey, how about you on a little respect?
00:10:32You know, Huey's right with you.
00:10:33You should take her out to dinner first.
00:10:38Let's see here.
00:10:39Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
00:10:43Something ripped them apart.
00:10:44Whatever killed those boy scouts might still stock these woods.
00:10:48Let's get a move on, then.
00:10:50Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
00:11:03Mmm.
00:11:05God damn, this is delicious.
00:11:07Why do we so long have to try this?
00:11:09What's that worried about?
00:11:11Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
00:11:14I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
00:11:18Yo, what the fuck, bro?
00:11:21I trusted you.
00:11:22Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
00:11:23You think going full method is easy?
00:11:25Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
00:11:28My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
00:11:31But I fucking committed.
00:11:32I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
00:11:35Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
00:11:38I thought we were friends.
00:11:39I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are,
00:11:42how your powers are a joke, how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
00:11:46Nobody says that.
00:11:47Yes, they do. All the time.
00:11:50Well, let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
00:11:52I needed a win from Homelander. Edgar was it.
00:11:54It's a dog-e-dog world.
00:11:56Is that what you think the phrase is?
00:11:58Whatever. Just put your fucking mask back on.
00:12:02Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
00:12:04You better watch your fucking back.
00:12:05Oh, yeah?
00:12:06What are you gonna do about it?
00:12:08Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
00:12:09He loves me right now.
00:12:11How long is that gonna last?
00:12:12You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
00:12:32Oh man, the view from back here was crazy.
00:12:36You love it.
00:12:39Hon, you're super scream.
00:12:42We really gotta get you a stronger ball gag.
00:12:45The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
00:12:50I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
00:12:55But I do love busting gushers all over your pathetic, warm face.
00:13:02Oh, baby.
00:13:20Oh, shoot.
00:13:22I gotta run.
00:13:23I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
00:13:25He's lying. The church is bankrupt.
00:13:27Wait, what?
00:13:28The church is bankrupt?
00:13:30What? Who?
00:13:31Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
00:13:34That two-faced bitch.
00:13:35How do you lose money on a megachurch?
00:13:37You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
00:13:39Attendance is down.
00:13:40Donations are drying up.
00:13:42And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
00:13:44How deep in the hole are you?
00:13:46Just, uh, 150 million.
00:13:49Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
00:13:52You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
00:13:55Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
00:13:59That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
00:14:02This is ethics committees, subpoenas. Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
00:14:06Well, what are we gonna do?
00:14:07We? You tell me. You're the fucking emissary of God.
00:14:11Ma'am, you have a visitor?
00:14:13I need y'all's help with something.
00:14:17Dang.
00:14:19Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
00:14:27Any sign of super cunt?
00:14:29Could already be inside.
00:14:34Well, let's find out.
00:14:37What's wrong?
00:14:39Annie.
00:14:42She'll come back.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:44I almost died.
00:14:46But she made it all about her and she took off.
00:14:48I mean, last year I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
00:14:52about her.
00:14:53She can be such a fucking bitch.
00:14:59Ah, jesus. Sorry, I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
00:15:19Fuckin' hell.
00:15:20What the fuck happened here?
00:15:21Uh, our vie dead beast enjoyed an amuse-bush, perhaps?
00:15:27Well, explains why we didn't hit no animals.
00:15:30I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:31I said that ten minutes ago.
00:15:54Hi.
00:15:55Kathy, I have always wanted...
00:15:59It's nice to finally meet you.
00:16:00So you knew about this?
00:16:03You know what's funny?
00:16:04I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Vatland.
00:16:07But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
00:16:10He said that?
00:16:11I couldn't get him off that thing.
00:16:19How's your mom?
00:16:20She's okay.
00:16:21She's in hiding, but she's okay.
00:16:25You're a cop?
00:16:26Deputy.
00:16:27Deputy.
00:16:28I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
00:16:32When was the last time you saw a payphone?
00:16:34So, does that mean you're rounding up Starlighters?
00:16:38You mean terrorists?
00:16:40Mason.
00:16:40Sorry, am I being rude?
00:16:42We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
00:16:45That's enough.
00:16:48You know what?
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51I'm sorry I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
00:16:55You're all right, keeping me a secret.
00:16:57I'll just go.
00:16:59Annie, wait.
00:17:02I'm making a stroganoff.
00:17:03Well, it's a hamburger helper, but have dinner with us?
00:17:07Wash your clothes, take a shower.
00:17:09No offense, but you could use one.
00:17:14This is insane.
00:17:21Really? We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
00:17:24Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo.
00:17:26Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil, three pounds?
00:17:31All right, y'all, let's keep it going.
00:17:33Blue sky day.
00:17:34No bad ideas.
00:17:35Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
00:17:39All right, it's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
00:17:42He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
00:17:45Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
00:17:47We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
00:17:48Right, this is a yes and rule.
00:17:49Oh, yes and you're an idiot.
00:17:52Okay, uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
00:17:56Played a quick game of opposites here.
00:17:58What if it was something not fucking terrible?
00:18:02Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people
00:18:07meet their new god in person, huh?
00:18:10Ooh, selfies with god.
00:18:12Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
00:18:16That is your poster right there.
00:18:18Amen.
00:18:19Mm-hmm.
00:18:19This is amazing.
00:18:22And for the record, Homelander is 100% god.
00:18:26Um, but won't some people say he's not?
00:18:28Mm-hmm.
00:18:30Uh, a Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
00:18:33We prayed to God for help.
00:18:35He's answering.
00:18:36Looks like Fire Crotch has a point.
00:18:39Excuse me?
00:18:39The other Fire Crotch.
00:18:40Madam Vice President.
00:18:42Because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans would even accept
00:18:45Homelander as their one true god.
00:18:47Making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
00:18:51You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, but VOD Plus never releases any.
00:18:56Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
00:19:03Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
00:19:05Jesus Christ.
00:19:06What?
00:19:06No wonder the Lamplight or Light a Justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
00:19:10Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
00:19:16Avenging Squad prequel.
00:19:17You try and make a good finale out of that.
00:19:19The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
00:19:24Like new coke, right?
00:19:26Everybody already loves Jesus.
00:19:27They want to eat right out of his asshole.
00:19:32Figuratively speaking, of course.
00:19:34Jesus was a great man.
00:19:35Yeah.
00:19:36The things he preached, turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners, caring for the poor.
00:19:47That shit don't sell no more.
00:19:49No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
00:19:55America is God's government, and we are his chosen people.
00:20:00Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
00:20:06With a real American hero as our savior.
00:20:14The democratic church of America.
00:20:21America.
00:20:25You heard the numbers.
00:20:26The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
00:20:30I know what to call him.
00:20:36The Orson Welles wore a cape.
00:20:38Cover his fat ass.
00:20:40Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
00:20:43I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
00:20:45All right.
00:20:50Oh my god.
00:20:54A couple of uggos.
00:20:58What changed your mind?
00:21:02Yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me.
00:21:07Firecracker said you looked up to me.
00:21:09Guess you're not a complete idiot.
00:21:13I never said that.
00:21:15You want my help or not?
00:21:19The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
00:21:25I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
00:21:30What?
00:21:31You did?
00:21:32Uh, and uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:21:40Where is she?
00:21:43Dead.
00:21:45Suicide.
00:21:46Oh, shit.
00:21:47She never off herself.
00:21:49Yeah, well, she did.
00:21:52Did you see a body?
00:22:12Hey, I found something.
00:22:18Blueprints.
00:22:19Yeah, and there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
00:22:22There's a lab.
00:22:23If the V1 is here, that's where it should be.
00:22:25Blueprints.
00:22:25Oh, fucking magic.
00:22:27If the V1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
00:22:30I just said that.
00:22:31Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me?
00:22:32As soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
00:22:35Why do you have to be such an asshole?
00:22:37Well, finally twig now, have you?
00:22:38No, you remind me every day.
00:22:39Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
00:22:44Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
00:22:47Okay, you know what?
00:22:48It's not just Ryan.
00:22:49Look at what you did to M.M.
00:22:50What the fuck did he do to me?
00:22:51He dragged you down into shit with him.
00:22:53And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
00:22:55Everyone, s'il vous plaît.
00:22:57Pussy, something is wrong here.
00:22:59This fucking nonce just called you a pussy.
00:23:01You're gonna let him get away with that.
00:23:02Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
00:23:04Yeah, fucking do it, M.M.
00:23:05Do it.
00:23:06Fucking do it.
00:23:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:08Hey, that's enough.
00:23:10None of you ever listen to me.
00:23:11I listen to you?
00:23:12You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
00:23:14I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
00:23:17I'm not your fucking pet.
00:23:18Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal.
00:23:21Hey, stop.
00:23:22Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
00:23:25You need to focus.
00:23:27V1, huh?
00:23:32Allons-y.
00:23:46Mason?
00:23:52Sorry about him, he's...
00:23:54It's okay, I used to be his age.
00:23:57I saw the sign out front, in this house we believe in Homelander.
00:24:01Your boss of the department made everybody put them up in answer to a suit named Livewire now.
00:24:06I don't round up starlighters, by the way.
00:24:09When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
00:24:11And the other deputies?
00:24:13They think that starlighters are coming for their kids.
00:24:16But that's a lie that Vought sells.
00:24:18I know that.
00:24:19Then why don't you say anything?
00:24:21The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
00:24:26I'm not proud of it, Annie.
00:24:29But I have a family to protect.
00:24:34I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but...
00:24:41Not what you expected.
00:24:43You could say that.
00:24:46After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
00:24:50But maybe you just didn't want me.
00:25:01Have a seat.
00:25:06I'm not a big fan.
00:25:10I'm not a big fan.
00:25:12I'm not a big fan of the ship.
00:25:22I do not to wear a big TV at night.
00:25:23What is the name of the ship?
00:25:24I had a big fan of the ship right now.
00:25:26I don't care about it.
00:25:31I'm not a big fan of the ship.
00:25:36this movie was shit i did consider asking you for my money back
00:25:41i didn't always approve of the choices you made but i was always proud of you
00:25:48maybe even more proud when you quit
00:25:55why did you leave
00:25:59the first time i saw your mother was
00:26:01on a church mission el salvador we were young
00:26:07wanted to save the world we were so happy when you came along
00:26:14and your mom was dead certain that giving you v
00:26:17was gonna give you a better life better than a
00:26:22payphone repairman could give you she asked me
00:26:25do you know how we can really change the world raise a superhero
00:26:29so you you got on board
00:26:33until she started telling you you were chosen by god
00:26:38and the thing is you believed it and then she believed it and i just
00:26:47i couldn't keep lying to you so i left you never even reached out to do what
00:26:53shatter your dreams you keep lying to you i'd have taken either
00:26:57i needed you
00:27:04if i could go back and change things i would
00:27:09i should have been there for you should have stood up for you
00:27:15i'm sorry i left annie
00:27:19it runs in the family i guess
00:27:23what do you mean i flipped out the other day and i ditched someone i really love
00:27:28it's like he's um it's like he's my heart
00:27:31walking on the outside and if they got to him
00:27:35annie the people we love aren't a weakness
00:27:40they're the reason that we fight
00:27:53hey is it all right if i talk to him
00:27:55of course
00:27:56yeah just just knock first
00:28:01i learned that lesson the hard way
00:28:15yeah they love is this way
00:28:19cool
00:28:22fucking hell they've been here a minute haven't they
00:28:27decades
00:28:32hunters look at their knives
00:28:35these men they kill each other what if there is a monster here but it's us what the
00:28:43fuck you on about frenchy toxoplasmosis it's a parasite in cat
00:28:47shit it can infect humans makes them react with explosive anger you think we ate cat
00:28:52shit eight no yeah if the v1 spilled into the groundwater it could mutate at the plants
00:28:59their spores fills us with rage we murder each other and voila
00:29:04we're plant food for these vines
00:29:08okay so like the last of us
00:29:11no that is just a walking dead with mushrooms
00:29:14the dead campers the dead campers the animals these hunters surely you all see how strangely
00:29:20you've been acting us i've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole wait you have a
00:29:26point the copious amount of drugs i've taken for decades it's surely altered my brain chemistry
00:29:31that's why i'm not affected guess being a junkie was good for something after all
00:29:35ha ha ha ha ha ha romeo and fucking juliet you two survive this war i'll give this six months
00:29:42it's at tops well fucking well
00:29:58let's fucking go
00:30:03where are you going
00:30:05you're gonna top those cunts get us killed you fucking idiots
00:30:09neither of you are thinking street get that fucking gun out of my face frenchy
00:30:13that ain't gonna do shit to me sonny no but i will
00:30:17homelander and soldier boy kill you then kill us then if there's any v1 here it's homelander's
00:30:23does that make your family safe is that the revenge you seek does that make things right for becca
00:30:34fine
00:30:41we must hurry before we tear each other apart
00:30:44or the soup stew
00:30:48so what's the food god god the frenchy it's deer urine hunters use it to attract prey but we
00:30:55will use it to hide our scent from homelander you spray that shit on me and i'll rip your
00:30:59fucking head off i ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses
00:31:08it's just science bro when you jizz masculine vitality leaves your body gotta hold that shit in
00:31:13right noir
00:31:15right noir
00:31:16fuck you looks like you hit the wrong button there broseph
00:31:23says what what what
00:31:31i just want to talk
00:31:35wow your picture was never up there yeah good
00:31:41good i mean uh yeah no that's good i don't put traitors on my wall okay you know
00:31:48what they say about me none of it's true do you mean the part that you blew your way into
00:31:53the seven
00:31:53or that you're a terrorist who traffics children so that's like a hard no i'm getting into the back
00:31:58my van hey look mason you go to school at homelander academy and you come home and you watch thousands
00:32:08of tiktoks every day how is the truth supposed to compete with that whatever you're like the fbi's
00:32:16most wanted okay well like it or not the fbi's most wanted is your sister so you can keep being
00:32:21an
00:32:22asshole about it or you know we can also talk about it is there a third option
00:32:31let me guess chocolate cream fells every thursday morning right dad used to take me before school
00:32:41it's one of the things i miss the most actually i think he was just taking me as his beard
00:32:49yeah i feel like he's giving me diabetes
00:33:12okay it's not here
00:33:16fuck this and fuck you and fuck me this is a goddamn waste of time
00:33:26putcher take a look maybe some motherfucker beat us to it
00:33:31not too long ago neither they punched 80 years of rust right off the safe
00:33:36now how many soups do we know that can punch this heart
00:33:40dozen maybe more what is it
00:33:45heroin heroin of course you would know that
00:33:53so punch like a bleeding sledgehammer
00:33:56that's what it takes for a fucking smack
00:33:59bomb sight no one have seen bomb sight for decades he's likely dead what if he's not
00:34:06asshole it'd be about the only other cunt that would know the shit was here you mean
00:34:10bomb sight from soldier boys first team wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1 what's he
00:34:15going to need more for
00:34:22hey ed everything all right yeah i'm sorry to bother you on your day off
00:34:26this is going to sound crazy is starlight in there
00:34:29i'm sorry what i got a call from mason
00:34:33but it's a joke right tell me it's a joke
00:34:44she's my daughter your daughter jesus christ can i ever fucking lie
00:34:49i've known you 20 years and you know i should have told you she's a serial killer she's not
00:34:54i promise you i'm begging you get back in your cruiser and let this go are you crazy i am
00:35:02not dying
00:35:03in a prison camp over this i gotta take her in you need to step aside right now please ed
00:35:10just take a breath
00:35:13hands up right now i don't think so walk away
00:35:18ed put it down i said now walk away no you're under arrest ed relax everybody please i'm warning
00:35:26you i said walk away with the both of you fucking stop
00:35:35i'm sorry i just ed we sit next to each other in church every sunday after pam died you ate
00:35:42dinner
00:35:42here for how many months yeah and you lied to my face the whole time i know you're scared
00:35:46i'm scared too but what bot's been making us do pulling people out of their homes our neighbors
00:35:51and sending them to god knows where you know it's wrong
00:36:00and it's my daughter and i love her i should have stood up for a long time ago
00:36:05she's not what they say she is she's a good person ed and if good
00:36:08people stop trying to do the right thing then what the hell chance do we have
00:36:18she better be gone in an hour or i swear to god
00:36:21i'm coming back with livewire i'm hauling you both in thanks thank you
00:36:38it smells like deer piss the last time i was here i was fresh off the front lines
00:36:44still picking nazi brains out of my hair and only the best of the best got selected for dr voss
00:36:49trials
00:36:50mm-hmm not soft little hog chompers of course no i forgot how tough you were hey i'm not the
00:36:57weirdo who doesn't fuck i mean your cock's as useless as your cape what's the point of being famous
00:37:02if you're not getting your dick wet oh oh my dick was sopping wet when i pulled it out of
00:37:07storm
00:37:07front and wipe that on her fucking chin oh look more uggos friends of yours
00:37:28oh shit they're right above us oh you're best getting the fuck out of you come on hey what about
00:37:34the v1 your bombsite has a v1 then it saves us from having to torch it what are you talking
00:37:39about
00:37:41who's us
00:37:45what you think the world needs more immortal cunts do you we need it to save annie and kimiko you've
00:37:52been planning this this whole time haven't you homelander will hear us you you've just been going
00:37:57along with it again we can't take the risk huey and if she has to be collateral damage so that
00:38:02homelander
00:38:03dies and my daughter lives we ain't got no fucking choice easy for you to say it won't
00:38:07fucking kill you well at least he knows when to keep his gob shut and do as his fucking toe
00:38:12excuse me
00:38:12no no we don't have time for this we need to find a way out you want to know a
00:38:15little secret butcher i
00:38:17cheered when i found out that you were dying because at least we'd finally be done with your miserable
00:38:21ass you know i used to say to these guys don't give up on butcher there's good in him fighting
00:38:26to get
00:38:26out i was wrong there was anything human in there it's dead underneath that chest full of octococks
00:38:32you are just a fucking monster maybe i like it better it's not just in you it is you you're
00:38:38the
00:38:38cancer lower your voices just as bad as homeland or maybe worse and i'm not gonna let you drag us
00:38:44all
00:38:44down with you and what you're gonna do about it i'll fucking kill you please calm down
00:39:10come on m.m i mean if butcher will let you
00:39:20everybody please stop
00:39:40you
00:39:41boy where'd you think you're going
00:39:45okay
00:39:50don't
00:39:53you're
00:39:54tough guy my ass what you your whole bit this whole guts and glory thing what a fucking joke
00:40:03i read your classified file your brother won a silver star for bravery at anzio and that's what made
00:40:09you beg your father to buy you a spot in dr pot's trials because it killed you to see your
00:40:15brother
00:40:16dripping in all that glory making you look all the more feeble in comparison you don't know
00:40:24shit about me really i know that when they tried to inject you with the fee you were so petrified
00:40:34that
00:40:34they had to strap you to the table and you pissed yourself crying for your mommy like the whiny spoiled
00:40:42little little rich boy that you are they gave you the world and you you deserve nothing
00:40:51oh christ what's this shithole now
00:40:56what are you doing
00:41:02oh well done
00:41:04i'll be out of here in 30 seconds maybe maybe not
00:41:11it's enriched uranium they'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb
00:41:15now for normal joe they'd be dead in minutes but for you it's a stomach flu
00:41:20good luck though getting out of a soup proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass
00:41:35where are you going i'm gonna go destroy any v1 that i find you triple crowned
00:41:40cock jockey why you don't get it do you how much i can't fucking stand you
00:42:16oh
00:42:34Come on, son.
00:42:36Come and have a go.
00:42:57Oh, if only the world could see you now.
00:43:02Not so fucking super, are you?
00:43:05You, uh, you got a bear.
00:43:14Did your dad put you in timeout?
00:43:16Oh, that's got a sting.
00:43:18Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
00:43:23What's the matter?
00:43:25Can't cut your tongue?
00:43:28Will wonders ever cease?
00:43:32Tell me something.
00:43:36If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
00:43:42Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
00:43:44Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats
00:43:48gargling your bollocks and singing those Xana,
00:43:52you still wouldn't be happy.
00:43:54Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
00:44:02Now you beat the shit out of your own son.
00:44:06Don't get weaker than that.
00:44:18Brian is alive because he's strong.
00:44:23Because he's my son, the son of God.
00:44:27You ain't no god.
00:44:29How's about I go fetch the virus,
00:44:31and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spine out?
00:44:38You don't have it, do you?
00:44:43The virus.
00:44:51Don't I?
00:45:03You have no way to stop me, do you?
00:45:07Oh, William.
00:45:08You have no idea what you're up against.
00:45:12You can't intervene.
00:45:14I will get to be one.
00:45:17And when I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
00:45:21And you, Starlight, all the non-believers,
00:45:26you're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood.
00:45:31I promise you, before I die,
00:45:38I'll fucking have you.
00:45:40You're all fucking paste.
00:45:43I can take what's mine.
00:45:45And that makes this whole fucking shitball
00:45:49my birthright.
00:45:52My destiny.
00:45:55My destiny.
00:46:25Fucker!
00:46:28Shit.
00:46:29Shit.
00:46:31Shit.
00:46:35Shit.
00:46:51No!
00:47:24Oh, fuck.
00:47:29Fuck.
00:47:45Oh, fuck.
00:47:49Hey!
00:48:07My god.
00:48:17Quinn.
00:48:19You knew this man?
00:48:23You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
00:48:27Figures this will be you.
00:48:29You ugly piece of shit.
00:48:31Oh, you hated me.
00:48:33Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
00:48:36Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
00:48:41You still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:48:43This creature is nothing but hate.
00:48:46It makes us hate.
00:48:48He's the curse of all of this.
00:48:51Listen to me.
00:48:53You are the only one who can end it.
00:48:55Put us up to his misery.
00:48:57Put him out of his misery?
00:48:58No, no.
00:48:59God, no.
00:49:00No, I like him like this.
00:49:03Fuck you, bitch!
00:49:06Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
00:49:09Fuck you.
00:49:10Fuck you!
00:49:11Because I still got it!
00:49:13I got all of it!
00:49:14I fucking won!
00:49:20If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
00:49:31I know why Queen hates you.
00:49:33Oh, is that right?
00:49:34Because he sees you for what you really are.
00:49:37He was a real soldier.
00:49:39You were just a boy playing dress up.
00:49:41But you got to be the hero?
00:49:43Well, he got to be this.
00:49:45Now, where's the justice in that?
00:49:47It should be you up there.
00:49:49It should be you up there.
00:49:49It should be your pain.
00:49:53You are nothing but a coward.
00:49:55I said shut your fucking mouth!
00:50:16Huey?
00:50:19I'm...
00:50:20I'm sorry.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:27Me too.
00:50:29Me too.
00:50:58Me too.
00:51:02Fuck.
00:51:03I'm sorry.
00:51:05I'm so fucking sorry.
00:51:25Fuck.
00:51:38vilpit
00:51:38A little bit of Monica in my life.
00:51:41A little bit of Erica by my side
00:51:43A little bit of Rita's all I need
00:51:46A little bit of Tina's what I see
00:51:49A little bit of Sandra in the sun
00:51:52A little bit of Mary all night long
00:51:57Well, that was the best, sure enough, I have ever had.
00:52:01It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
00:52:04Mm-hmm.
00:52:07You have something you want to say?
00:52:10Sorry.
00:52:13You want to try that again?
00:52:16I'm sorry.
00:52:17Good, but you're grounded until you're 20.
00:52:19Mm, more like 30.
00:52:22I hope we see each other again.
00:52:25Me too.
00:52:35Annie, don't make the same mistake I did.
00:52:38Don't give up on the people you love, all right?
00:52:58He was...
00:53:01He was...
00:53:01Ah!
00:53:04Ah!
00:53:10Ah!
00:53:12Ah!
00:53:22Ha!
00:53:23Ha!
00:53:26Eeeh!
00:53:31Eeeh!
00:53:32Eeeh!
00:53:53Eeeh!
00:53:55The V-World wasn't here.
00:54:04Are you...
00:54:07Are you crying?
00:54:12Just fucking do it already.
00:54:25No.
00:54:50We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
00:54:54You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
00:55:00Never let me do it again. Never.
00:55:07I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore.
00:55:10I don't remember you calling me that.
00:55:13I didn't? I thought I did.
00:55:17You're not wrong.
00:55:18I was.
00:55:20Once.
00:55:22But I'm clean now.
00:55:24And I can be whatever you need.
00:55:33I don't want to change you.
00:55:37It's...
00:55:38That...
00:55:40I'm trying to change myself.
00:55:44The reason I can speak now, it's...
00:55:46It's because I did so much work to let go of my...
00:55:49Chaos.
00:55:53The thing is...
00:55:54You love chaos.
00:55:56You thrive in it.
00:55:58Which is fine, but...
00:56:01I can't go back to that.
00:56:07So where does that leave us?
00:56:38I'm sorry.
00:56:39I'm sorry.
00:56:39I shouldn't have left you.
00:56:41I should have been here.
00:56:42Actually...
00:56:42I'm...
00:56:43So...
00:56:44So glad you weren't super good dead in this.
00:56:53I'm sorry.
00:57:00Listen, mate.
00:57:02That shot I said...
00:57:03Hey.
00:57:04Don't tell me you didn't mean it, I...
00:57:06Because I show his helmet every fucking word I said.
00:57:09So we got a problem?
00:57:17We cool, man.
00:57:19We cool.
00:57:27What are you doing?
00:57:29Just thinking.
00:57:31Well...
00:57:32The shit show...
00:57:33Is on.
00:57:35From sea...
00:57:37To shore...
00:57:40Of the shining sea...
00:57:45America!
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:49Yes!
00:57:55Brothers and sisters.
00:57:58Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day
00:58:04Because today, is the greatest day in the history of Samaritans' embraces.
00:58:10Can I get an amen?
00:58:13I mean, I love all this love.
00:58:15But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
00:58:18I did.
00:58:20Now I believe in Homelander.
00:58:21She's lying.
00:58:22No shit.
00:58:23Excuse me?
00:58:26But today, brothers and sisters,
00:58:29today, we set America back on its true course.
00:58:34Starting today, brothers and sisters,
00:58:37we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
00:58:42We will be patriots of faith.
00:58:46We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
00:58:50Today, starting today,
00:58:53Samaritan's Embrace becomes
00:58:55the Democratic Church of America.
00:59:02And here to share his holy plan for our new church,
00:59:07he is not just a man.
00:59:10He is not just a superman.
00:59:18He is the prophet of the Lord!
00:59:25He is the prophet of America!
00:59:28He is the prophet of America!
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