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00:00:09You
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:04You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:50Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:53You son of a bitch!
00:01:59Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01He's right here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09There she is!
00:02:12Get out of here!
00:02:16Get out of here!
00:02:18No!
00:02:22Get out of here!
00:02:24Here, come on!
00:02:25I'm a friend, I'm a friend
00:02:28We're here, girl
00:02:30We're here
00:02:31We're here
00:02:35We're here
00:02:38I'm gonna turn
00:02:40We're out okayключ
00:02:42salvation destru
00:02:50fear硬
00:02:51gol Hal
00:02:52Hal
00:02:52Hal
00:02:54Benacement
00:03:06Come on, push! Push!
00:03:16My hands!
00:03:19You know what I hate?
00:03:21No!
00:03:21I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:26That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:32Okay, it's coming. Come on, give me one big push!
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:56I'll bleed! I'll bleed now!
00:03:58Quit squarming and ruining my shot!
00:04:04What a piece of crap.
00:04:09We're out of here.
00:04:16I'm sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
00:04:26Bring me quiet. Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:29Oh, help...
00:04:30Help...
00:04:30Help...
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:32Oh!
00:04:35Oh, no!
00:04:44Oh, no!
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:53Ah, bravo, Mr. Hero, bravo.
00:04:56Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:00Something funny.
00:05:01I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:04There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:07She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding.
00:05:13When she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:05:17Ah, you have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:20But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22Ted for tat, right?
00:05:26Ah, see, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:35What the f***? Get him!
00:05:47Who are you?
00:05:50Lady, what's your name?
00:05:53Ah, see, that's the last time.
00:06:01Ah!
00:06:04Ah!
00:06:06Ah!
00:06:09Ah!
00:06:12Ah!
00:06:14Ah!
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:49Nice knockers.
00:07:03God damn it!
00:07:23Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:49Tit for tat, Mr. Hero.
00:07:51Tit for tat.
00:08:02I was going back for her, boss.
00:08:03No, I got it.
00:08:05Yeah, I'm not the head.
00:08:06Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust
00:08:10while everybody else does the work.
00:08:11Every second counts, right?
00:08:17Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:25Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:27When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:29I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, eh?
00:08:32And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:36After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:38This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:40I mean, we decided that we'd deal with him later,
00:08:42but if we go after the woman, he gets in on the action.
00:08:45Huh?
00:08:46He took her gun, he started shooting at us,
00:08:48and that's... that's when you... you arrived.
00:08:51Okay, take it easy.
00:08:52Sit down.
00:08:54Ah!
00:08:54Oh, you all right?
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57Uh...
00:08:58So, are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine ass, huh?
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:09All right.
00:09:10Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:12Well, I can appreciate that.
00:09:16Ah!
00:09:16My ass!
00:09:17Ah!
00:09:19And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:48Um...
00:09:48And let that be aина!
00:09:48Ah!
00:09:48Oh!
00:09:55And I won't charge...
00:10:00...sobust...
00:10:06...sobust...
00:10:09Come on,key?
00:10:10Oh,key?
00:10:10This was me, a man.
00:10:12I'm telling him.
00:10:13I'm sorry, Bobby...
00:10:13You're like, what's your sister ransom,
00:10:13I've lost your lady misuse.
00:10:14Oh, bueno...
00:10:16...sobust...
00:10:30Turn.
00:10:32Turn.
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:42Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:47Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:42Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:58Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:12:59Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:02Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:05Okay?
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:09I love you too.
00:13:10Yeah, bye-bye.
00:13:15You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:18Hmm?
00:13:20Don't know.
00:13:21You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at third and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:13:41You can't get it.
00:13:47Come on.
00:13:50Come on.
00:14:06Don't worry, kid.
00:14:08Someone good will find you.
00:14:20My God, look at this.
00:14:23Someone left a baby.
00:14:32Oops.
00:14:33Oops.
00:14:33Oops.
00:14:34Oops.
00:14:36Oops.
00:14:44Oops.
00:14:45Ooo.
00:14:50Ooo.
00:14:54Ooo.
00:15:03Ooo.
00:15:04me sideways.
00:15:34Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith.
00:15:38Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:40Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:41Oh yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith.
00:15:43You like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:46You can't go up there.
00:15:58Come here.
00:15:59I can't do things, but when he needs money, money makes the world go round.
00:16:17Money will make you change your sound if the price ain't right, if the price ain't right.
00:16:28Sorry, Belle.
00:16:29Bar's closed.
00:16:31Hmm?
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith.
00:16:41There's plenty to go around.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks.
00:16:44I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:46Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:17:00Oh, kinky.
00:17:01I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand.
00:17:05That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:13You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Waffanculo.
00:17:17Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:19For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny and I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03Forget it, Dad.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:12Ciao.
00:18:26Bye.
00:18:27Bye.
00:18:29Bye.
00:18:53Bye.
00:18:56Bye.
00:18:59Bye.
00:19:09Bye.
00:19:15Julie's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18hole.
00:19:19Join me, every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:19:26I already told you, Smith. You're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:34I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:45Scram, fellas.
00:19:46Give me a moment alone here with...
00:19:50Café La Mama.
00:19:52Relax.
00:19:54Relax.
00:19:57Mia piccola trolletta.
00:20:05There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:10Yes, a real jerk.
00:20:13He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith.
00:20:23Mr. Smith.
00:20:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:32He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:36He always used the same name, Smith.
00:20:40I don't believe you.
00:20:45I think you know more about this man.
00:20:53He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:58It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:05If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:21:14I think it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:21:24What's up, Doc?
00:21:26Oh, you're a waskily wabbit.
00:21:32But you're not waskily enough.
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:37That's a sick shooter.
00:21:39I just counted six shots.
00:21:42You've blown your load.
00:22:07You've blown your load.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:13Wanna bet?
00:22:18I don't know.
00:22:34Nothing like a good hand job.
00:22:50I can't believe it, but it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:22:54I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:01and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:02Damn you Smith, I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl, you deserve to be punished.
00:23:13Which car do you want?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking.
00:23:18Look at this.
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up.
00:23:31With the car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:23:35Tell me about it.
00:23:54Hello, honey.
00:23:58Oh, good, good.
00:23:59I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:24:02Listen, sweetie.
00:24:04I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:24:11But don't, don't worry.
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:18Hugs and kisses.
00:24:20Bye-bye.
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:24:26I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:30You see them?
00:24:31I fucking hate that.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signalling.
00:24:36I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:40So you started shooting at them?
00:24:42No.
00:24:43I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44I went to the woman.
00:24:45She had a gun.
00:24:46They started firing.
00:24:47I shot back.
00:24:48He's done it again.
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:00You want to know why?
00:25:02Not particularly.
00:25:02Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:25:07So when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:25:09They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:25:11It's in their nature.
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police.
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:17I'm the Unibomber.
00:25:18They can't the Unibomber.
00:25:20That's what they think.
00:25:23You stupid...
00:25:24Right.
00:25:26That's it.
00:25:36You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:39If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:56I need a lot more men.
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points.
00:26:19And give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28You're a little short.
00:26:29You lied.
00:26:31You said you had $5,000.
00:26:34How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:39It's as good as cash.
00:26:40You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check I got as a blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:53I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when you
00:26:59bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:01Deal.
00:27:29Damn it, Smith!
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32Making some money.
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35To buy something for the baby.
00:27:37Something for the baby?
00:27:43A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:53So this is it.
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:59Same old Smith.
00:28:01Down and dirty.
00:28:03Glad you like it.
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:25No, you'd never make it.
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:29Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:28:45I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car.
00:28:59He was here.
00:29:00Come on, what makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me, I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:29:05I always have.
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:09You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13Now stop the car.
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:18I have no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:29:21Don't call him an it.
00:29:23It's an it to me.
00:29:28Tell me, Smith, is there anything you like?
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32My privacy.
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:46Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:59Of all the squads in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04Nah, he doesn't guess.
00:30:06He sees things we don't.
00:30:07He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:14My God.
00:30:15How many times do I have to tell you guys' details?
00:30:20Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:24Hey, but...
00:30:26Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:28The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:36Besides...
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:45Shh, shh. No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:47We could call him Oliver.
00:30:49Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah, like Oliver Twist.
00:30:51Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:53Because I like the book.
00:30:54You like the book.
00:30:55I didn't hate it.
00:30:57That's a first.
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh, cute and cuddly?
00:31:09Or the one that says, you're becoming a man now, son.
00:31:16So, Mr. Hurts, how old is your son?
00:31:19He's eight.
00:31:21Then it had to be large and powerful...
00:31:24Can you believe it?
00:31:25There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:27A better place.
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:34We have it in our...
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38Did you notice that?
00:31:40No, this works.
00:31:41Look.
00:31:43Lay-mask politician rants about gun control.
00:31:47He cries.
00:31:49So tonight...
00:31:50Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:31:54He shuts up.
00:31:56That's so weird.
00:32:01You must find it comforting.
00:32:04Sir.
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:07That's good.
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:13Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:20And if that happens in this show...
00:32:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:26Alright?
00:32:28Let's kill this mother.
00:32:29Go.
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:37Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:39No.
00:32:40I'm telling ya.
00:32:41This means...
00:32:42Go! Back way!
00:32:46Fuck!
00:33:06Fuck!
00:33:09Fuck!
00:33:10Fuck!
00:33:22Ah!
00:33:22Fuck!
00:33:24Fuck!
00:33:26Fuck!
00:33:28Fuck!
00:33:28Fuck!
00:33:28I'm waiting for the reason...
00:33:49Oh
00:34:05Oh
00:34:30Oh
00:35:12My God
00:35:13Do we really suck
00:35:15Or is this guy really that good
00:35:17Come on boys
00:35:19He ain't out of the briar pits yet
00:35:40Shoot the dog
00:35:41Shoot the dog
00:35:42No
00:35:44Why not
00:35:45I like dogs
00:36:07Wait a minute
00:36:10Oh
00:36:13Oh that rat bastard
00:36:31What is it
00:36:32It's a bit of its diaper
00:36:39This idea blows Smith
00:36:41It's the only idea we've got
00:36:43You actually think that Oliver's mother
00:36:46lived near a heavy metal club
00:36:48and that he could hear the music
00:36:49while he was still inside the womb
00:36:51Yep
00:36:52That's why he doesn't cry
00:36:53when he's listening to some headbangers bash
00:36:55Ridiculous
00:36:56Well he isn't crying now
00:37:02So this is the only club
00:37:03near where I encountered the baby's mother
00:37:05I still say
00:37:06this is a wild heart
00:37:08Yeah so how do you explain
00:37:09all these boxes of diapers
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking up
00:37:12Let's find out who
00:37:31I am
00:37:31You're the only of this place
00:37:32Who's asking
00:37:34I am
00:37:37Can I buy you a drink
00:37:39No
00:37:42Just as I suspected
00:37:44You really is into jewelry
00:37:51He occupies the room upstairs
00:37:52Go to hell
00:37:53Don't mess with me
00:37:55You ain't got the cojones
00:37:57Oh
00:38:00Oh God
00:38:03So who were these guys
00:38:05I rented the place to some suit
00:38:0711 months ago
00:38:09He paid the whole year in cash
00:38:11I never saw him again
00:38:13I just figured they were
00:38:14using the back way
00:38:22Read it
00:38:38Oh my god
00:38:42This is pretty fucked up
00:38:47I was thinking
00:38:49This is pretty fucked up
00:38:49No
00:39:09This is pretty fucked up
00:39:11This is pretty fucked up
00:39:15Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:39:18All the mothers have been killed.
00:39:20Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:39:22We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:27The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:39:29I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:34What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:37When Mr. Go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:39Yes, sir. I already made the call.
00:39:41Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:44We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:48Thank you, sir. I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:58Watch where you step.
00:40:01The ice cream is melting.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:40:07These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:10This is weird.
00:40:13There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:15One donor?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17And a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:29It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:44You see, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:40:54You mean, these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:00Exactly.
00:41:01And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:31No, my baby, no.
00:41:34So, I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37That's good.
00:41:39And then I got to thinking.
00:41:41You know what I hate?
00:41:42Here we go again.
00:41:44I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:52I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, The Local News Channel, and the FBI.
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:05Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:09Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:14The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:18You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything.
00:42:23I don't hate you.
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you.
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:31We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:34You just don't get it.
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child, so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:44A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:48And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:57You're right.
00:43:01Don't forget about it.
00:43:07It's my fault.
00:43:09It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:12The wolves don't have to dance with the stones.
00:43:16If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with souls.
00:43:47You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate the most.
00:43:53Yourself.
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:03My baby hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby was delivered, stillborn.
00:44:15Get off of me!
00:44:34Oh, you like this, do you?
00:44:40It's called a gun.
00:44:43Grip, slide, breach, barrel, trigger.
00:44:49Now, this is the business end.
00:44:52You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:57Now, this is important.
00:44:58This is called your safety.
00:45:01You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:04But really, but really, this is your number one safety.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:16I'm hungry.
00:45:17I'm hungry.
00:45:33I'm hungry.
00:45:39You should be hungry.
00:45:40I'm hungry.
00:45:40Are you hungry?
00:45:43I'm hungry.
00:45:46You should have to keep this on to make sure the gun is full.
00:45:46I watch those youth through hazy light
00:46:02They drink this green just like a child
00:46:24They don't wear them
00:46:25No, I don't like them
00:46:27I hate them
00:46:29No, I hate them
00:46:51Oh
00:47:13Oh
00:47:18Talk about shooting your lug
00:47:26Look at this. This is a Hammerson night tag. He's not supposed to hit the streets for six months
00:47:35This is weird all these guys have gone up
00:47:45Don't even tell me you know how many of our men he's bloody bag now
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little getting angry releases an enzyme
00:47:58Cheptophan hydroxylase which can temporarily reduce the IQ and something I can't afford to do right now. How do you
00:48:04know all that?
00:48:05My boy is hooked on the discovery channel. Take me west side. I need to report in I got a
00:48:11bead on whore mr
00:48:12hero is
00:48:17No more arguments I have to do this alone and the only way I can do it is if I'm
00:48:20positive you two are okay
00:48:24This is the only place I know you'll be safe
00:48:28An M24 tank you'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives you're whacked I am
00:48:35I'm also serious
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it. Don't worry when I create a diversion you climb inside
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last your couple of days
00:48:47The pureed carrots are the best
00:48:50But you know how to use this right
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back that's not gonna happen
00:48:58There is no way to be sure
00:49:02Yes, there is
00:49:17You
00:49:19I'm Stella
00:49:19My Stella
00:49:25Stop whining.
00:49:27If you don't behave, I am going to spank you.
00:49:30Stop whining.
00:49:32Stop it.
00:49:33I hate you when parents hit their children.
00:49:35Let go of my arm.
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:49:38I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:49:40How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:47Help! Help! Help! Help!
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:58It's not funny.
00:50:14So what you got?
00:50:15On this all-star ground-powder.
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:50:21And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:50:24You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:50:27Mickey Mantle's father played pro-ball.
00:50:29My son is a video game whiz,
00:50:30and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:34Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:50:36In 67, the Limeys got hard-ass on gun control.
00:50:40So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man in immigration working on which of these guys had sons.
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:50:52I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:50:54You got deadly!
00:50:58Yes, Dutchess, you're a good girl.
00:51:01Sit.
00:51:02Yes.
00:51:03Now you treat.
00:51:04Now you get your treat.
00:51:05My man has been running the name down,
00:51:07and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful, recruited by the army.
00:51:19But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:51:22Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
00:51:25This leads me to a theory.
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:28Theory is bull-nookies.
00:51:31All you got is a man with no name,
00:51:34riding into town on a pale horse,
00:51:37dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:51:52Theory is bull-nookies.
00:52:11Hurts, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that.
00:52:17Phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun.
00:52:21No, Hurts, people love guns
00:52:23because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:27where a poor man can become rich.
00:52:31And a pussy can become a tough guy
00:52:34if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:52:40I'm hoping you're not just a pussy
00:52:42with a gun in your hand.
00:52:44Oh, no, sir, no.
00:52:45No, I'm not.
00:52:46I'm a tough guy
00:52:48with a pussy in my hand.
00:52:50Hmm.
00:52:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:52:54I want you to give this guy
00:52:56and the kids
00:52:58a dirt nap.
00:53:00Yes, sir.
00:53:05Right away, sir.
00:53:12Don't worry.
00:53:13Daddy will be back soon.
00:53:34Hold it!
00:53:35Hold it!
00:53:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:53:39Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny,
00:53:41you just keep going, going, going,
00:53:42and going, don't you?
00:53:43So do you.
00:53:45I promise to, uh,
00:53:47to spare your life
00:53:47if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:53:49Forget it.
00:53:56Oh!
00:54:02Oh, boy.
00:54:04Hey, who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm?
00:54:07NSA black ops?
00:54:08CIA, the army?
00:54:11Well, whoever.
00:54:12It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:54:15You think that's good?
00:54:16You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:54:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:54:20Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:54:21Hey, you know, my boss here
00:54:23thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:54:26But I believe
00:54:27I have a better idea about who you are.
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:54:35My God, what a tragedy.
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:54:39He starts shooting up the place.
00:54:42Oh, my God, what a shame
00:54:43that your wife and son were there
00:54:45having their chicken nuggets.
00:54:55What's the matter?
00:54:56You don't like that story?
00:55:00Well, then why don't you tell me one?
00:55:02Hmm?
00:55:03Children's story, please.
00:55:05Oh, I know.
00:55:06Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:55:08Tell me the one about the baby.
00:55:11Maybe later.
00:55:13When I put you to sleep.
00:55:19Go down!
00:55:20Go down!
00:55:20Go!
00:55:25Let's go.
00:55:55Let's go.
00:56:30So, what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:35Okay, buddy.
00:56:37Drop your weapon.
00:56:48Think we got him?
00:57:14God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So, I found out he was trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson.
00:57:23Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:26He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing
00:57:30weapons.
00:57:31Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:35No.
00:57:36It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:42Shit.
00:57:44It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:48If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:51It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:54Mr. Goethe guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:57The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:01It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:58:02He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:04So, we contact this man, and then we're safe.
00:58:07It's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy?
00:58:09This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the U.S. government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:58:15Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:20So, I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm going to check all of this out, and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But, what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:31Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me.
00:58:38I can't know.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is going to work?
00:58:50Just stick to the plan, and everything will be all right.
00:58:54Run!
00:59:142-3-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0!
00:59:175-16-0-0-0-0-0
00:59:47I don't think I'm going to be able to do it.
00:59:56Oh, my God.
01:00:50Ah
01:00:53Let's go.
01:01:22So much for wearing your seatbelt.
01:01:50What in the hell is that?
01:01:53Oh my god, that is twisted.
01:01:57That sick son of a bitch.
01:01:59Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
01:02:08It's time to go, little boy.
01:02:13Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
01:02:19Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
01:02:24Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown.
01:02:29Not a word about it anywhere.
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
01:02:35I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
01:02:37Now listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:02:40I want to see the Senator.
01:02:43All right.
01:02:44He wants to see you too.
01:02:46He's leaving for North Carolina in the primaries in three days.
01:02:50You can fly with him.
01:02:52Runway seven, two hours.
01:02:53If I see anything I don't like, I'm blowing this big time.
01:03:11What were you doing in there?
01:03:15Cleaning my gun.
01:03:17Really?
01:03:20You know we were never really trying to kill you.
01:03:22We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
01:03:24Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
01:03:27In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed into the next week's seat.
01:03:32To the primary.
01:03:33We think his rival might lose his seat.
01:03:39I owe you my life.
01:03:40So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
01:03:45I heard about you.
01:03:46You look worse than you do on TV.
01:03:48Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
01:03:51And a lot of morphine.
01:03:58So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
01:04:01Very clever, Mr. Smith.
01:04:03Very clever.
01:04:04Simple.
01:04:06You're the Democratic frontrunner for president and your sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people off.
01:04:13Yes, well if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
01:04:17We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're gonna have to set up just as many commissions.
01:04:23Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
01:04:25Unfortunately, you're sick and the gun lats has found out.
01:04:28They discovered your baby hatchery and boom, problem solved.
01:04:32They kill you by killing the babies.
01:04:34Correct.
01:04:36So where's my savior?
01:04:43You know what I hate most?
01:04:45Elias.
01:04:45What the hell are you doing?
01:04:46You've made a deal with Hammerson.
01:04:48No, you're crazy.
01:04:49Am I?
01:04:49When you got into bed with him, you also let his dog up on the mattress.
01:04:52Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers, I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you.
01:04:56I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:57Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
01:04:59If he ever makes a death.
01:05:01You know what else I hate?
01:05:03Hypocrites.
01:05:04And you're the biggest one of all.
01:05:05Do you blame him for selling out?
01:05:07Well, his operation to find the baby had been tits up from the get-go.
01:05:12You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
01:05:18In exchange for his life, the senator promised to protect our rights.
01:05:22To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
01:05:24Oh, come on, Smith.
01:05:25Come on.
01:05:27Guns don't kill people, but they sure help.
01:05:31Back off!
01:05:32Back off!
01:05:33Back off!
01:05:33Back off or I'll kill the public!
01:05:35I had to do it.
01:05:37I want to live.
01:05:38I am meant to be president.
01:05:40Yeah, well, you've got what it takes.
01:05:41You put yourself before the people.
01:05:43I can still do good in other areas.
01:05:45How are you gonna square it with the public?
01:05:47It is...
01:05:47It is a constitutional right.
01:05:49Back off!
01:05:50Get back!
01:05:51I've come around to their way of thinking.
01:05:52I'm around.
01:05:53They had you at hello.
01:05:56Let me give you a piece of advice.
01:05:58Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
01:06:01They're the bad guys.
01:06:02Come on, Smith.
01:06:02Don't be a fool.
01:06:03The game is over.
01:06:04You rolled the dice.
01:06:05You lost.
01:06:35Let him go, Smith.
01:06:36There's no escape.
01:06:37Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
01:06:40If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
01:06:44They'll be saved.
01:06:46Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage and trigger immense support for your proposals.
01:06:52Your sympathy vote in the Congress will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide.
01:06:59Your legacy will live on.
01:07:02Don't do it!
01:07:04Then do it.
01:07:06Let me regain some honor.
01:07:08This is mine.
01:07:15Son of a bitch.
01:07:17Son of a bitch!
01:07:23God damn it!
01:07:38Son of a bitch!
01:07:42Son of a bitch!
01:07:44Son of a bitch!
01:07:45Son of a bitch!
01:07:48Son of a bitch!
01:07:49Son of a bitch!
01:07:55Son of a bitch!
01:07:59Son of a bitch!
01:08:02Son of a bitch!
01:08:03Son of a bitch!
01:08:04Son of a bitch!
01:08:06Son of a bitch!
01:08:07Son of a bitch!
01:08:08Son of a bitch!
01:08:08Son of a bitch!
01:08:08Son of a bitch!
01:08:08Ah!
01:08:42You got him!
01:09:05You got him!
01:09:08Come on!
01:09:33Domo of Mr. Hero.
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:10:07Don't you worry, Duchess. This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:11Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:15Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:23Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, Sport?
01:10:29Yes, indeed. The circle of life.
01:10:34The circle jerk of life.
01:10:37Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:45I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me, nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on her.
01:11:01No.
01:11:05No!
01:11:07Again, I ask, where are the woman and child?
01:11:13Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just tell me what I wanted, sir.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:22Why are you doing this?
01:11:25It's over.
01:11:26Yeah, shortly it will be, yeah.
01:11:30No, I really should thank you.
01:11:33I just gotta pick a contract because of you.
01:11:37I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43You really think the people that employ me were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt killing the
01:11:49Senator?
01:11:50There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news?
01:11:55The Senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:01So, you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:05So, once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:12:09You know how I'll break your finger?
01:12:12My boy told me this one, you'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:18Very amusing.
01:12:19If I give that one, the old thumbs up!
01:12:25What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:27Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:36Found out how your wife is.
01:12:36You sold him the pair of shotguns.
01:12:39Killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
01:12:48Where are you, Smith?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well, well.
01:12:55we're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:13:12Hmm?
01:13:14There's plenty of answers.
01:13:18Oh, sorry.
01:13:27Oh, my God.
01:13:37That gun's just fucking great.
01:13:40Have a second.
01:14:19Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:14:40Oh, my God.
01:15:00Oh, yes siree, Bob. It certainly has been a pleasure.
01:15:04But before we part ways, tell me one thing.
01:15:08I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:15:13Say that again?
01:15:14I said I am dead...
01:15:16Stop!
01:15:17That part of it you got right.
01:15:42Back!
01:15:52It's the wife.
01:15:57My honey...
01:16:03She's leaving me.
01:16:05You know what I really hate?
01:16:33What I really hate...
01:16:36Is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:17:02It's a pussy.
01:17:05This is a pussy, of a knife.
01:17:08I'm not dead.
01:17:08It's not a pussy.
01:17:08But when did we stop her?
01:17:20Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:24The FBI stated an anonymous tip that the limit remains...
01:17:54Shhh, don't worry little boy. Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:15Oliver, the love...
01:18:24What took you so long?
01:18:46Hmm...
01:18:47Alright, this is a robbery! Empty the drawer element!
01:18:51Everyone else freeze! Don't! I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:18:54He said freeze! That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:59That's right, no puckering! Nobody dies! Don't fucking move!
01:19:02I'm in a rush here and come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:05Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:08That's right, you heard him!
01:19:21I'm in a rush!
01:19:24I'm in a rush.
01:19:27I'm in a rush!
01:19:29Oh, I'm in a rush!
01:19:32Oh, I'm in a rush!
01:19:36No!
01:20:06I hope it never dies
01:20:07Yeah
01:20:10Yeah
01:20:11Yeah
01:20:14Yeah
01:20:14Yeah
01:20:15Yeah
01:20:17Yeah
01:20:19Yeah
01:20:19Yeah
01:20:20Yeah
01:20:20Yeah
01:20:32Yeah
01:20:33I
01:20:49Really
01:20:49It
01:20:50Yeah
01:20:55Let's go.
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