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Film Shoot 'Em Up - Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:09You
00:00:45Oh, my God.
00:01:04You're dead, bitch!
00:01:14What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:32Fuckin' hell.
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck, beautiful.
00:01:50Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:53You son of a bitch!
00:01:59Eat your vegetables.
00:02:01He's right here!
00:02:02Come on!
00:02:09There she is!
00:02:12Get out of here!
00:02:16Get out of here!
00:02:16Come on!
00:02:31Get out of here!
00:02:36Get out of here!
00:02:37Come on!
00:02:40Come on!
00:02:41Come on!
00:02:41Get out of here!
00:03:06C'mon, push, PUSH!
00:03:19You know what I hate?
00:03:21I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:27That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:32Okay, it's coming.
00:03:34Come on, give me one big push.
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:55I'll bleed. I'll bleed now.
00:03:58Quit squarming and ruining my shot.
00:04:04What a piece of crap.
00:04:08We're out of here.
00:04:16Sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
00:04:26Bring me quiet.
00:04:28Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:53Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
00:04:56What are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:00Something funny.
00:05:01I was just remembering a limerick.
00:05:04There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:05:07She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
00:05:09She said it was fun in the breeding,
00:05:11but found it was hell in the feeding
00:05:13when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble.
00:05:20But now I shall return the favor.
00:05:22Ted for tat, right?
00:05:26Yeah, see, that's the latest thing.
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes
00:05:30the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:32That makes firearms safer,
00:05:33and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:35What the fuck?
00:05:36Get him!
00:05:40Ah!
00:05:42Ah!
00:05:43Ah!
00:05:43Ah!
00:05:44Ah!
00:05:44Ah!
00:05:44Ah!
00:05:45Ah!
00:05:46Ah!
00:05:47Ah!
00:05:47Ah!
00:05:53Ah!
00:05:59Ah!
00:06:01Ah!
00:06:08Ah!
00:06:13Ah!
00:06:23Oh, my God.
00:06:47Oh, my God.
00:06:50Nice knockers.
00:07:04God damn it!
00:07:23Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:29Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:49Tit-for-tat, Mr. Hero. Tit-for-tat.
00:08:02I was going back for a bottle.
00:08:03No, I got it.
00:08:05See, I'm not the head. Hacho sits on his hands,
00:08:08warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:08:11Every second counts, right?
00:08:17Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:25Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:27When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:29I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:32And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:34I don't know.
00:08:36After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:38This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:40I mean, we decided that we'd deal with him later,
00:08:42but if we go after the woman, he gets in on the action.
00:08:45Huh?
00:08:46He took a gun, he started shooting at us,
00:08:48and that's when you arrived.
00:08:51Take it easy.
00:08:52Sit down.
00:08:54Oh, you all right?
00:08:58Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:09:03Well, well, well, this is a fine mess, huh?
00:09:07I won't make this mistake again.
00:09:09All right.
00:09:10Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:09:12Well, I can appreciate that.
00:09:16Ah!
00:09:16My ass!
00:09:18Ah!
00:09:19And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:21.
00:11:09Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:11:43Don't make me kill you.
00:12:05Back off.
00:12:22Don't make me kill you.
00:12:22Don't make me kill you.
00:12:42Don't make me kill you.
00:12:44Don't make me kill you.
00:12:59Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:13:02Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:13:05Okay?
00:13:07Okay.
00:13:09I love you too.
00:13:11Yeah, bye-bye.
00:13:15You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:18Hmm?
00:13:20Don't know.
00:13:21You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:31Sir, we spotted the target at 3rd and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:34Turn us around.
00:13:41Black! Black! Black!
00:13:47Black! Black! Black!
00:14:04Black! Black!
00:14:06Black! Black!
00:14:06Don't worry, kid.
00:14:08Someone good will find you.
00:14:09Black! Black!
00:14:12Black!
00:14:12Black!
00:14:13Black!
00:14:13Black!
00:14:17Black!
00:14:18Black!
00:14:20Oh, my God! Look at this!
00:14:23Someone left a baby!
00:14:32Oops.
00:14:34Black!
00:14:35Black!
00:14:36Black!
00:14:39Black!
00:15:03Fuck me sideways.
00:15:34Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:35Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait, Smith.
00:15:38Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:40Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:41Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:42Smith.
00:15:43You didn't like that, huh?
00:15:44Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:47You can't go up there.
00:15:48Oh, my God.
00:15:58Come here.
00:15:59I can't do things.
00:16:04But when he needs...
00:16:12Money.
00:16:14Money.
00:16:15Money makes the world go round.
00:16:18Money will make you change your sound.
00:16:21If the price ain't right, if the price ain't right.
00:16:28Sorry, pal.
00:16:29Bar's closed.
00:16:31Hmm?
00:16:39Wait your turn, Smith.
00:16:41There's plenty to go around.
00:16:43Not for me, thanks.
00:16:44I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:46Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:17:00Oh, kinky.
00:17:01I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
00:17:04Five grand.
00:17:05That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:17:10Are you clean?
00:17:13You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:17:14So you'll do it.
00:17:16Vaffanculo.
00:17:17Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:19For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:21I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid.
00:17:24Trust me.
00:17:25Trust you?
00:17:27I don't even know your real name.
00:17:30Who are you, really, Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:18:03Forget it, Dad.
00:18:08Fine.
00:18:12Ciao.
00:18:53I don't want to be a good girl.
00:19:09Rest in mood.
00:19:14Let's go.
00:19:16This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on tap in the city.
00:19:26I already told you, Smith, you're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:33I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:44Scram, fellas.
00:19:46Give me a moment alone here with CafΓ© La Malle.
00:19:52Relax.
00:19:54Relax.
00:20:04There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:20:10Yes, a real jerk.
00:20:13He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:20:17And what is this man's name?
00:20:21Smith.
00:20:22Mr. Smith.
00:20:30How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:32He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:36He always used the same name.
00:20:38Smith.
00:20:40I don't believe you.
00:20:46I think you'll know more about this man.
00:20:53He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:58It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:21:06If I had anything on it, I might tell you.
00:21:14I think it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
00:21:24What's up, doc?
00:21:27Oh, you're a wascally-wabbit.
00:21:32But you're not wascally-enough.
00:21:35Yeah?
00:21:37That's a six-shooter.
00:21:40I just counted six shots.
00:21:43You've blown your load.
00:21:52What about you?
00:21:54Your 9mm is empty too.
00:21:57You fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:22:00And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:22:03And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:22:05I don't know. But you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:13Wanna bet?
00:22:34Nothing like a good handjob.
00:22:46Get your things. We're going.
00:22:50I can't believe it. But it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:22:54But in your accident, I find me because of your fault.
00:22:56Explain me. But listen to me.
00:22:58I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:23:01and I refuse to apologize.
00:23:02Damn you, Smith. I could have been snuffed back there.
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:23:08Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:23:10You're a bad girl. You deserve to be punished.
00:23:13Which car do you want?
00:23:14What?
00:23:15I'm tired of walking. Look at this.
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:29I give up.
00:23:31With a car, the pricks are on the inside.
00:23:35Tell me about it.
00:23:54Hello, honey.
00:23:58Oh, good, good. I'm glad you like the flowers.
00:24:02Listen, sweetie. I've, uh, I've run into a small hitch.
00:24:08I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer.
00:24:11But don't, don't worry.
00:24:13I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party, I swear to you.
00:24:18Hugs and kisses.
00:24:20Bye-bye.
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:24These guys were stalking this pregnant lady. I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:30Did you see that?
00:24:31I fucking hate that.
00:24:32What?
00:24:33This guy changing lanes without signalling.
00:24:36I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:40So you started shooting at them?
00:24:42No, I don't carry a piece.
00:24:44I went to the woman. She had a gun.
00:24:46They started firing. I shot back. He's done it again.
00:24:50I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:54Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:25:00You want to know why?
00:25:02Not particularly.
00:25:03Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:25:07So when they get on the road, they can't out themselves.
00:25:09They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers, too. It's in their nature.
00:25:12Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:25:14I can't go to the police.
00:25:16Why not?
00:25:17I'm the unibomber.
00:25:18They caught the unibomber.
00:25:20That's what they think.
00:25:23You stupid...
00:25:24Right. That's it.
00:25:36You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:39If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:49How many local boys?
00:25:52I need men, you understand?
00:25:56I need a lot more men.
00:26:13I want four mags, a box of 9mm 147 hollow points, and give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:28You're a little short.
00:26:29You lied.
00:26:31You said you had $5,000.
00:26:34How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:36You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:39It's as good as cash.
00:26:39You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:41We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check I got at the blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:49Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:53I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when
00:26:59you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:27:01Deal.
00:27:29Damn it, Smith!
00:27:30What the hell are you doing?
00:27:32Making some money.
00:27:33Making some money?
00:27:34Yeah, to buy something for the baby.
00:27:37Something for the baby?
00:27:43A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:47Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:53So this is it.
00:27:55It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:59Same old Smith.
00:28:01Down and dirty.
00:28:03Glad you like it.
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:25No.
00:28:26You'd never make it.
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:29Probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
00:28:45I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:47Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
00:28:58Stop the car.
00:28:59He was here.
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:01What makes you think he was here?
00:29:02Trust me.
00:29:03I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:29:05I always have.
00:29:06Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:29:09You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:29:13Now stop the car.
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:18I've no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:29:21Don't call him an it.
00:29:23It's an it to me.
00:29:28Tell me, Smith.
00:29:29Is there anything you like?
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32My privacy.
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:43I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:46Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot?
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:59Of all the squads in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:30:02Another lucky guess?
00:30:04Nah.
00:30:05He doesn't guess.
00:30:06He sees things we don't.
00:30:07He was once an FBI profiler.
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant.
00:30:13My God.
00:30:15How many times do I have to tell you guys details?
00:30:20Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:24Hey, but...
00:30:25Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:28The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:36Besides...
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:45Shh, shh.
00:30:46No, no, no.
00:30:46Baby, no.
00:30:47We could call him Oliver.
00:30:49Oliver?
00:30:49Yeah.
00:30:50Like Oliver Twist.
00:30:51Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:53Because I like the book.
00:30:54You like the book?
00:30:55I didn't hate it.
00:30:57That's a first.
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Uh...
00:31:07Cute and cuddly?
00:31:09Or the one that says,
00:31:10You're becoming a man now, son.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:16So, Mr. Hertz, how old is your son?
00:31:18He's eight.
00:31:20That it had to be large and powerful...
00:31:23Can you believe it?
00:31:25There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:32Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:34We have it in our...
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38Did you notice that?
00:31:40No, this works.
00:31:42Look.
00:31:43Lame-ass politician rants about gun control.
00:31:47He cries.
00:31:49So tonight...
00:31:50Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:31:54He shuts up.
00:31:56That's so weird.
00:32:01You must find it comforting.
00:32:04Sir.
00:32:05Men are in place in the roof.
00:32:07That's good.
00:32:10Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:32:12Hmm?
00:32:13It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:32:20And if that happens in this show...
00:32:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:26All right?
00:32:28Let's kill this mother.
00:32:29Go.
00:32:29No.
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:37Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:39No.
00:32:39I'm telling you.
00:32:41This means...
00:32:43Go! Back way!
00:32:46Look.
00:32:53Fuck.
00:33:02Oh
00:33:50I'm gonna kill you
00:33:56I don't think it's all right.
00:34:26I know you've got to see
00:34:28You see them and weep
00:34:30The dead
00:34:31You see them and weep
00:34:40You see them and weep
00:34:40You see them and weep
00:34:42You're dying
00:34:45You know what they need
00:34:47You know it's gonna be
00:34:49The ace is paying for
00:35:12My god
00:35:13Do we really suck
00:35:15Or is this guy really that good
00:35:17Come on boys
00:35:19He ain't out of the briar pits yet
00:35:40Shoot the dog
00:35:41Shoot the dog
00:35:42No
00:35:44We're not
00:35:45I like dogs
00:36:07Wait a minute
00:36:12Oh that rat bastard
00:36:30What is it?
00:36:32It's a bit of a rich diaper
00:36:39This idea blows Smith
00:36:41It's the only idea we've got
00:36:43You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:36:48And that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:36:51Yep
00:36:52That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash
00:36:55Ridiculous
00:36:56Well he isn't crying now
00:37:01So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother
00:37:05I still say this is a wild hunch
00:37:08Yeah so how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking out
00:37:12Let's find out who
00:37:31You're the only of this place
00:37:32Who's the Oscar?
00:37:34I am
00:37:37Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:39No
00:37:42Just as I suspected
00:37:45You really is into jewelry
00:37:51Who occupies the room upstairs?
00:37:53Go to hell
00:37:53Don't mess with me
00:37:55You ain't got the co-hones
00:38:02So who are these guys?
00:38:05I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago
00:38:09He paid the whole year in cash
00:38:12I never saw him again
00:38:13I just figured they would use the back way
00:38:22Read it
00:38:38Oh my god
00:38:42This is pretty fucked up
00:38:55Oh my god
00:38:57Oh my godΩ
00:39:15Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:39:18All the mothers have been killed.
00:39:20Only one escaped, temporarily.
00:39:22We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:39:27The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:39:29I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club
00:39:32wasn't particularly secret.
00:39:34What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:39:37When Mr. Go-to guy passes, head to the left.
00:39:39Yes, sir, I already made the call.
00:39:41Backup should be arriving any minute.
00:39:44We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:48Thank you, sir.
00:39:49I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:59Watch where you step.
00:40:01The ice cream is melting.
00:40:03What?
00:40:04I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:40:07These freezers are full of samples.
00:40:10This is weird.
00:40:12There seems to be only one donor.
00:40:15One donor?
00:40:16Yeah.
00:40:17And a generous one at that.
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:29It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:33How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:35You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:44You see, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it.
00:40:54You mean, these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:41:00Exactly.
00:41:01And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:41:03That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:41:31No, my baby, no.
00:41:34So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:37That's good.
00:41:39And then I got to thinking.
00:41:41You know what I hate?
00:41:42Here we go again.
00:41:44I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:53I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times, the local news channel, and the FBI.
00:42:01So, what do we do next?
00:42:03I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:42:05Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:42:09Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:42:12Yeah, you just wait.
00:42:14The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:18You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:21You just hate everything.
00:42:23I don't hate you.
00:42:25Is that why you picked me?
00:42:27You know why I picked you.
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:31We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:34You just don't get it.
00:42:35What?
00:42:38You bring me this child, so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:44A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:48And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:57You're right.
00:43:01Don't forget about it.
00:43:06No, it's my fault.
00:43:09It's like what my mama always said.
00:43:12The wolves don't have to dance with the stones.
00:43:16If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:20Eggs have no business dancing with souls.
00:43:47You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate the most.
00:43:53Yourself.
00:43:57What happened to your baby?
00:43:59Forget about it.
00:44:01Tell me.
00:44:04My bib hit me in the stomach.
00:44:07My baby
00:44:09was delivered
00:44:10and stillborn.
00:44:16Get off of me!
00:44:17What happened?
00:44:19What happened?
00:44:23What happened?
00:44:24What happened to your baby?
00:44:34Oh, you like this, do you?
00:44:41It's called a gun.
00:44:43Grip.
00:44:44Slide.
00:44:46Breach.
00:44:47Barrel.
00:44:48Trigger.
00:44:49Now, this is the business end.
00:44:52You should never point this
00:44:54at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:57Now, this is important.
00:44:58This is called your safety.
00:45:01You have to keep this on
00:45:02to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:45:05But really,
00:45:08this is your number one safety.
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:18Are you hungry?
00:45:23Are you hungry?
00:45:54I watch those youth through hazy light, they drink this green just like a child.
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:35Oh!
00:46:40Oh!
00:46:44Oh!
00:46:46Oh!
00:46:48Oh!
00:47:18Talk about shooting your load.
00:47:27Look at this.
00:47:29This is a Hammerson night tag.
00:47:31He's not supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:47:35This is weird.
00:47:38All these guys have got him.
00:47:45Don't even tell me.
00:47:46Do you know how many of our men he's bloody back now?
00:47:48Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:55Getting angry releases an enzyme, tryptophan hydroxylase, which can temporarily reduce
00:48:00the IQ.
00:48:01That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:48:03How do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:48:08Take me west side.
00:48:09I need to report in.
00:48:10I've got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
00:48:17No more arguments.
00:48:18I have to do this alone, and the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two
00:48:21are okay.
00:48:24This is the only place that I know you'll be safe.
00:48:26What?
00:48:28A tank?
00:48:28An M24 tank.
00:48:30You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:48:32You're whacked.
00:48:34I am.
00:48:35I'm also serious.
00:48:37But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:48:39Don't worry.
00:48:40When I create a diversion, you climb inside.
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last a couple of days.
00:48:47The pureed carrots are the best.
00:48:50You know how to use those, right?
00:48:52Yeah.
00:48:54Yeah.
00:48:54Yes, but what if you don't come back?
00:48:57That's not going to happen.
00:48:59There is no way to be sure.
00:49:02Yes, there is.
00:49:18You are Stella.
00:49:20My Stella.
00:49:23My Stella.
00:49:25Stop whining.
00:49:26If you don't behave, I am going to spake you.
00:49:29No, no, no, no.
00:49:30Stop whining.
00:49:32If you don't behave, I am going to spake you.
00:49:33I hate you when parents hit their children.
00:49:35Let go of my arm.
00:49:36Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:49:38I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:49:40How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:44See?
00:49:45Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:48Help!
00:49:49Help!
00:49:50Help!
00:49:51Help!
00:49:51Help!
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:49:58It's not funny.
00:50:09It's not funny.
00:50:14So what you got on this all-star ground powder?
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:50:21And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:50:24You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:50:27Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:50:29My son is a video game whiz, and I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:34Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:50:36In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:50:40So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:44Now, I've got an inside man in immigration
00:50:46working on which of these guys had sons.
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:50:52I think the pucker fact is getting to you.
00:50:54You got giddling!
00:50:58Yes, Dutchess, you're a good girl.
00:51:01Sit!
00:51:02Yes, now you treat.
00:51:04Now you get your treat.
00:51:05My man has been running the name down,
00:51:06and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:51:14Olympic, hopeful, recruited by the army.
00:51:19But after that, the kid has never heard from again.
00:51:22Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
00:51:25This leads me to a theory.
00:51:27Theory?
00:51:28A theory is bull nookies.
00:51:31All you got is a man with no name,
00:51:34riding into town on a pale horse,
00:51:37dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:52:01A theory is a man with no name.
00:52:11Hertz, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that.
00:52:17Phallic mumbo-jumbo, like cocking your gun.
00:52:21No, Hertz, people love guns
00:52:23because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:27where a poor man can become rich.
00:52:31And a pussy can become a tough guy
00:52:34if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:52:40I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:52:44Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:52:46I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:52:54I want you to give this guy and the kids a dirt nap.
00:53:00Yes, sir.
00:53:05Right away, sir.
00:53:07Shh.
00:53:08Shh.
00:53:09Amore mio.
00:53:11Shh.
00:53:12Don't worry.
00:53:13Daddy will be back soon.
00:53:34Hold it!
00:53:35Hold it!
00:53:39Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny,
00:53:40you just keep going, going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:44So do you.
00:53:45I promise to, uh,
00:53:47to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:53:49Forget it.
00:54:02Oh, boy.
00:54:04Hey, who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm?
00:54:07NSA Black Ops?
00:54:09CIA?
00:54:10The Army?
00:54:11Well, whoever.
00:54:12It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:54:15You think that's good?
00:54:15You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:54:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:54:20Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:54:21Hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:54:26But I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:54:34My God, what a tragedy.
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:54:39He starts shooting up the place.
00:54:42Oh, my God, what a shame
00:54:43that your wife and son were there
00:54:45having their chicken nuggets.
00:54:55What's the matter?
00:54:56You don't like that story?
00:54:58What?
00:55:00Well, then, why don't you tell me one?
00:55:02Hmm?
00:55:03Children's story, please.
00:55:05Oh, I know.
00:55:06Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:55:08Tell me the one about the baby.
00:55:11Maybe later.
00:55:13When I put you to sleep.
00:55:19Go down!
00:55:20Go down!
00:55:23Go down!
00:55:25Go down!
00:55:43Go down!
00:55:55Let's go.
00:56:30So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:35Okay, buddy. Drop your weapon.
00:56:48Think you got him?
00:57:14God damn it, Smith!
00:57:18So I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:57:20Who?
00:57:21A man named Hammerson, born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:26He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
00:57:31Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:35No.
00:57:37It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:43Shit. It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:48If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:51Makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:53Mr. Gotoh guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:57The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:58:01It's him, Senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:58:04So we contact this man and then we're safe. It's over.
00:58:08Are you crazy? This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town. Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:17They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:28But what if you don't get to us before we leave? Where should I get off?
00:58:34I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:36What?
00:58:36Trust me. I can't know.
00:58:47Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:50Just stick to the plan and everything will be alright.
00:58:54Run!
00:59:20This is the most loyal time!
00:59:21Have you seen me now?
00:59:24I'm not learning how to run.
00:59:24I'm not learning how to run.
00:59:24There's no way to get out.
00:59:24It's slow, it's slow.
00:59:25Long time I didn't find the time to do this.
00:59:25We don't need to use him.
00:59:26We don't need to take it.
00:59:26We don't need to move too many.
00:59:26We don't need to kill each other.
00:59:26We don't need to be too few.
00:59:27We don't need to...
00:59:38Let's go.
00:59:59Let's go.
01:00:29Let's go.
01:00:33Let's go.
01:00:53Let's go.
01:00:55Let's go.
01:00:55Let's go.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:00:58Let's go.
01:00:58Let's go.
01:00:58Let's go.
01:00:58Let's go.
01:00:58Let's go.
01:00:59Let's go.
01:01:27Let's go.
01:01:30Let's go.
01:01:57Let's go.
01:01:59Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
01:02:08It's time to go, little boy.
01:02:13Let's go.
01:02:40Let's go.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:57Let's go.
01:03:24Let's go.
01:03:26Let's go.
01:03:51Let's go.
01:04:08Let's go.
01:04:26Let's go.
01:04:31Let's go.
01:04:34Let's go.
01:04:59Let's go.
01:05:19Let's go.
01:05:49Let's go.
01:05:56Let's go.
01:06:01Let's go.
01:06:02Let's go, let's go.
01:06:03Let's go, let's go.
01:06:35Let's go.
01:06:36Let's go.
01:07:05Let's go.
01:07:06Let's go.
01:07:06Let's go.
01:07:06Let's go.
01:07:06Let's go.
01:07:07Let's go.
01:07:07Let's go.
01:07:08Let's go.
01:07:17Let's go.
01:07:28Let's go.
01:07:40Let's go.
01:07:47Let's go.
01:08:02Let's go.
01:08:03Let's go.
01:08:08Let's go.
01:08:09Let's go.
01:08:11Let's go.
01:08:14Let's go.
01:08:21Let's go.
01:08:22No!
01:08:23No!
01:08:25No!
01:08:26I'm not at you!
01:08:42You got it!
01:08:53No!
01:09:33Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:38Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:40I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:42Bye-bye.
01:10:07Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:10:09This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:10:12Not for a few years, anyway.
01:10:15Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart,
01:10:21and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:23Looks like you and I
01:10:24have finally traded places, huh, Sport?
01:10:29Yes, indeed.
01:10:31The circle of life.
01:10:34The circle jerk of life.
01:10:37Oh, you have such a way with words.
01:10:45I want you to tell me
01:10:48where the woman and the child are.
01:10:51Tell me,
01:10:52or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:56Believe me.
01:10:58Nothing could be more painful
01:11:00than listening to you jamming on her.
01:11:02Huh?
01:11:07Again, I ask,
01:11:09where are the woman and child?
01:11:13Well,
01:11:14that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:11:17No!
01:11:18Just tell me what I want to eat, sir.
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:23Why are you doing this?
01:11:25It's over.
01:11:26Yeah, shortly it will be, yeah.
01:11:30No, I really should thank you.
01:11:33I just gotta pick a contract because of you.
01:11:37I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:40What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43Do you really think the people that employ me
01:11:46were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt
01:11:49killing the senator?
01:11:50There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:52No.
01:11:53Haven't you heard the news, hmm?
01:11:55The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:58They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:12:01So, you see, once I silence you and the woman,
01:12:03the cover-up will be complete.
01:12:05So, once again, I ask you,
01:12:07where are the woman and child?
01:12:09You know how I'll break your finger?
01:12:12My boy told me this one,
01:12:14you'd punch me in the nose.
01:12:15I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:18Very amusing.
01:12:19If I give that one,
01:12:21the old thumbs up!
01:12:25What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:27Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:29That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:36Found out how your wife is.
01:12:36You sold him the pair of shotguns.
01:12:39Killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:42I'm not telling you our goddamn thing.
01:12:48Where are you, Smith?
01:12:53Well, well, well, well, well.
01:12:55we're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:13:15That's it.
01:13:16...
01:13:20Fuck!
01:13:21Fuck!
01:13:25Fuck!
01:13:27Fuck!
01:13:31Fuck!
01:13:33Fuck!
01:13:36That gun's just fucking great, Hamasache.
01:13:40That's some quality
01:13:43I've dwelt there for years
01:13:46Playing with my beers
01:13:49It's tasteful, luxurious
01:13:51And full of sensuality
01:13:54And though there are tears
01:13:57I can share with them with my ears
01:14:01All in all I tell you
01:14:06Well I must tell you
01:14:10How do I
01:14:11How do I
01:14:20Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:14:52What's the question, who's a hot shot?
01:14:55Oh my God
01:14:55Oh my God
01:15:00Oh my God
01:15:02Oh my God
01:15:08I am dead-on about who you are, right?
01:15:13Say that again.
01:15:14I said I am dead-
01:15:16Stop!
01:15:17That part of it you got right.
01:15:52It's the wife.
01:15:57My honey.
01:16:03She's leaving me.
01:16:05You know what I really hate?
01:16:07You know what I really hate?
01:16:36He's a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:56You know what I really hate?
01:17:09You know what I really hate?
01:17:21Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:23The FBI stated an anonymous tip that limit remains less...
01:17:53Shh, don't worry little boy. Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:18:17Oliver...
01:18:18...and love...
01:18:25What took you so long?
01:18:47All right, this is a robbery!
01:18:49That team is your element!
01:18:51Everyone else freeze!
01:18:52Don't, I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:18:55He said freeze!
01:18:56That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:59That's right, no puckering, nobody dies, you don't fucking move!
01:19:02I'm kinda in a rush here, and come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:05Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:08That's right, you heard him!
01:19:18No!
01:19:29No!
01:19:33No!
01:19:34No!
01:19:36No!
01:19:37No!
01:19:37What!
01:19:38No!
01:19:39No!
01:19:41No!
01:19:50No!
01:19:53Sorry, no!
01:19:54Put the...
01:20:01No!
01:20:03No!
01:20:03No!
01:20:04Golden...
01:20:06Anyway,
01:20:06Soap...
01:20:06Let's go.
01:20:36Say I got trouble, trouble in my eyes
01:20:39I'm just a lucky one, but a good time
01:20:42My heart's full of love
01:20:44Get out of my way
01:20:48Get out of my way
01:20:50Get out of my way
01:20:51Get out of my way
01:20:56He's got my heart, keep it up
01:20:58Get out of my way
01:21:01Get out of my way
01:21:05Get out of my way
01:21:05Get out of my way
01:21:08Get out of my way
01:21:12Get out of my way
01:21:13Get out of my way
01:21:16Get out of my way
01:21:21Get out of my way
01:21:22Get out of my way
01:21:23Get out of my way
01:21:27Get out of my way
01:21:29Get out of my way
01:21:29Get out of my way
01:21:30Get out of my way
01:21:30Get out of my way
01:21:32Yeah, maybe.
01:22:26Yeah, maybe.
01:22:32Yeah, maybe.
01:23:28Yeah, maybe.
01:23:59Yeah, maybe.
01:24:02Yeah, maybe.
01:24:32Yeah, maybe.
01:25:29Yeah, maybe.
01:25:59Yeah, maybe.
01:26:02Yeah, maybe.
01:26:32Yeah, maybe.
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