00:00I'm gonna get a facelift in a couple years and thank you for cheering that on.
00:04Most people are like, don't, don't do it.
00:07I don't know whether to be insulted by you cheering it on or not, but I appreciate that.
00:12What I don't want when I get a facelift is anyone being like, that's so sad she did that.
00:16Why did she do that?
00:18And the answer is, it's because it's gonna lead to a better life for me.
00:21I'm on TV a lot.
00:22I'm gonna look amazing.
00:23I'm gonna get better roles.
00:24I'm gonna get paid more for those roles.
00:26I'm gonna get fire emojis from Kristen Cavallari.
00:29Like, it's, do you know how good it feels to have Bowen Yang write diva with 19 A's underneath a
00:36picture of you?
00:38Looks like he just fell asleep on the keyboard because I was so slay.
00:43Oh my God.
00:45And so I'm gonna get a facelift and I just, I don't like how we shame women who invest in
00:49their looks.
00:50You know, we find out a girl get a facelift and we're like, that's really sad.
00:53That's really sad that you just can't accept the face you were born with.
00:56And first of all, this isn't the face I was born with, okay?
00:59I was born with a baby's head.
01:03I don't have a baby's head on a woman's body.
01:05A reverse Ariana.
01:06I don't have that, you know?
01:12I can improve it.
01:14You know?
01:15And it's not sad.
01:17It's so sad you can't accept the face you have.
01:19And it's like, why is that sad?
01:21But then when women spend, you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars on like a sociology degree,
01:25no one's like, that's really sad.
01:27You can't accept your dumb brain for what it is.
01:29Why do you have to change it?
01:31That's a really bad example for your daughter and her dumb brain.
01:34How's she supposed to feel like I heard that?
01:36That's a really bad thing.
01:37Maybe.
01:39What's she supposed to tell her?
01:41I was gonna make
01:41this too hard because I didn't want to add my mother.
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