00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:11so
02:14how on earth
02:18how on earth
03:00Mrs. Thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead.
03:06To complete the transformation of Britain.
03:09I'm saying the background, where you come from, doesn't matter, because if you can prove yourself to be a value
03:16to the economy, if you can contribute, if you can increase your own prosperity for the good of others...
03:23Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
03:26Oh, yes, until the career drops. The successful people. The people who can show they are determined to get ahead.
03:34Oh, my God. I am...
03:37The Prime Minister is getting lost.
03:40The Prime Minister is getting lost.
03:41The Prime Minister is getting lost.
03:44And our business is coming.
03:46Yes, sir.
03:47More travel and news after this.
03:50The Prime Minister is getting lost.
03:51The Prime Minister.
04:03The Prime Minister is getting lost.
04:16The Prime Minister continues.
04:18The Prime Minister ruins the respite sky river.
04:18The Prime Minister does realise it to be a noneralser.
04:19And our business designs are noneroals and presentable cons� collected and observed it to China than ext Homeroom.
04:20The Prime Minister has lost its origin.
04:20It's been too unkind. I try to laugh about it. Cover it all up with lies. I try to laugh
04:29about it. Hiding my tears in my eyes.
04:32Because boys don't cry. Boys don't cry.
04:42Earlier today, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano, and the initial reports of the possible 1,000
04:49casualties towards the distinct wavering of the graph of international support of Britain.
04:54Next.
04:57Megan.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagan.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here, and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee. Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:18Next.
05:19Donald Belgrano, Brussels.
05:21Passed it to the government.
05:22Help Harvey.
05:22Come on, Harvey.
05:23I've got to jump in for a little bit.
05:27Here.
05:28Have you got the floor?
05:29No, I do.
05:30No, I do.
05:31No, I do.
05:32No, I do.
05:33No, I do.
05:33No, I do.
05:33No, I do.
05:35No, I do.
05:36No, I do.
05:38No, I do.
05:40No, I do.
05:42No, it's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:45We'll just bring the whole family, if not as well.
05:48Bill!
05:50Hello, mate.
05:51Hey, David.
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah, not bad.
05:54Yeah, have you still got that mate?
05:56The, er...
05:58What's it?
05:58The cash in hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah, yeah, you can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:04You just put a...
06:05I was wearing a...
06:06That's a car, really.
06:07Who's punching me?
06:08I'll do it, mate.
06:10I'll do it, mate.
06:11All right, then, Az, let's get on with this.
06:13As soon as you finish.
06:14As soon as we're in the pub.
06:15All right.
06:15That's not...
06:16Twenty-eight beige.
06:17Twenty-eight beige.
06:19Twenty-eight beige.
06:21Twenty-eight beige.
06:23Come over my life.
06:24Have a baby.
06:25And I'll do that.
06:27Wanna go mine, I'll be there.
06:29Yes!
06:29Ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:36What's wrong, ugh?
06:36Good holly!
06:41That's how I'm achos fan?
06:46Oh, look.
06:46Come, watch, it's a breakfast.
06:47What?
06:48Hi, ma.
06:49Music?
06:49I have no idea.
06:50You're gonna walk this way, yeah.
06:59What are you doing? I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:14How are the kids?
07:16They're fine. Now go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Somebody who works for a living and looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat. You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it. Don't stop.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45Right, that's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't stop, Michael.
07:49Fucking go, Michael.
07:50Fucking go.
07:51Fucking do it.
07:54Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:57Fucking do it.
07:58I'm looking at you fucking kids.
08:00You fucking do it.
08:04Fucking do it.
08:05Fucking do it.
08:06We're in the funny feed and burn the funny toast.
08:10See that he moves out wherever he may.
08:12God is a monkey.
08:14God is a monkey.
08:15God is a witty-witty, witty-witty monkey man.
08:18I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:43our forces have now escalated operations. An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have
08:51successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital. Any casualties? None. Enemy forces attempted
08:58to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot
09:04down by our Harriers. I think we can confidently say the tide has turned and the recapture of
09:14the Falkland Islands is within reach. The Prime Minister came to see me today. I hope you rolled
09:23out the red carpet. Why would I do that? Everyone was against us going to the Falklands,
09:26but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is within sight. Her victory.
09:32She's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do. Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me. Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher? Or the public to stand ten feet further back
09:54at engagements? I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public and have learnt so much
10:00from them. You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us. 25 years ago, we were given the
10:07advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge. It doesn't feel right
10:13to be pulling it out again.
10:23Right. Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30But no questions. No actual conversation. No, ma'am.
10:34Right. Let's get this over with.
10:46How's it, Mr. Miss Farrell?
10:50What do you do?
10:52Oh, say something.
10:55Thank you for these students here today.
10:59Leave me an office.
11:01Vice president of people who need substitute duties.
11:04Did you still find time to bake cakes?
11:14I was brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17You were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, Bond. James Bond.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35Yes. International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work. Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss? I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly,
11:51please speak to your Member of Parliament,
11:52who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh.
12:00You know you're the fucking twat.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy works its way through them,
12:11one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment,
12:14unemployment which is rising.
12:16Now, it's, can I put it this way,
12:19it's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37Now, come on.
12:38I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:48So, what do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds like you, Mrs.
12:53Ha, ha, ha.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:58The government has published the figures.
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:09Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power.
14:15Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist.
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong.
14:57And so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully in
15:14the street,
15:14as is your right in a civilised democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:32Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:39Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43March!
16:01Her Majesty the Queen here, taking the royal salute.
16:04The key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the household division troop their colour,
16:18those watching at home, as well as some lucky members of the public invited to attend,
16:22come together as one nation in celebration of this joyous event.
16:39Application for single payment to cover home improvements.
16:42Yep.
16:43Can you give me a little more information?
16:46OK, my wife has left me.
16:49All right.
16:50I went to see social services to mediate, because I want my kids to spend time with me.
16:55All right.
16:57But they've seen the flat and said it needs improving.
17:01There's water damage.
17:02I want to fix it.
17:04You're not the primary tenant.
17:07My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left.
17:09I just explained.
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before we could even consider paying for the damages.
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No.
17:20They told me to speak to you.
17:22Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids.
17:28You're going to have to take that out of the council.
17:30You're going to have to take that out of the council.
18:27You're going to have to take that out of the council.
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