00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
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03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
03:23fuck off
03:24fuck off
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03:30more travel and news after this
03:50Let's go.
04:31Let's go.
04:50Let's go.
04:54Next.
04:57Megan.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagan.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:12Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:16Next.
05:18Donald Belden from Brussels.
05:20Asked Mr. Jephler.
05:22How far have been going by the country?
05:24Chapul.
05:24East British men.
05:41Bill!
05:41All right, you?
05:42Yeah, it's okay.
05:43Yeah, it's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:45We'll just bring the whole family a night to you.
05:48Bill!
05:50Hello, mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah, not bad.
05:54Yeah, it's okay.
05:54But have you still got that, mate?
05:56The, er...
05:58What's it? The cash-in-hand fella?
06:00Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:10All right, then, let's get on with this.
06:12As soon as you finish.
06:14All right, mate.
06:16Twenty-eight, babe.
06:17Twenty-eight, babe.
06:19Twenty-eight, babe.
06:20You should cut it.
06:22It's coming with my life.
06:46I might just have breakfast.
06:48Hi, mate.
06:49Have a good guest.
06:55Michael's here.
06:58Where?
06:59Stay in.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:14How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17Now go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living.
07:27And looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't stop tonight.
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38Nobody.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45Right, that's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't stop, Michael.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:50Fucking do it.
07:52Fucking do it.
07:52Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:56Fucking do it.
07:56Fucking do it.
07:56Fucking do it.
07:57Fucking do it.
07:57Fucking do it.
07:58Fucking do it.
08:02Fucking do it.
08:04Fuck it up.
08:05Let's eat it.
08:06Why we live, I don't know your whole pan
08:09He's like oh, I'm okay.
08:15Why we love the monkey man?
08:18Yeah.
08:21We all help it.
08:22Don't ever drop.
08:22I'm okay.
08:24Oh, I didn't hear you.
08:28Sorry.
08:28I can't keep that eley.
08:29prostu got me from the monkey man.
08:37I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:44our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:56Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our
09:05Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned, and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:24Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is
09:29within sight.
09:31Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher, or the public to stand ten feet further back at
09:54engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public, and I've learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Right.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
11:06Thanks.
11:14I always brought up by Victorian grandmother.
11:17We were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly, please speak to your Member of Parliament.
11:53Who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh, you know you're the fucking swat.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy works its way through them, one of the consequences
12:12appears to be very high unemployment, unemployment which is rising.
12:16Now, it's, can I put it this way?
12:19It's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says, now, come on.
12:39I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now, get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds like you, Mrs.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30It's unfair and a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator, but there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:58The government has published the figures.
14:00Because why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers rather than looking after your
14:09own family?
14:09Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power, because General Galtieri is a
14:17criminal and a fascist, and because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:27No, you won't.
14:29No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:42It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Could you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong, and so I think of her as
14:59my boss.
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully in
15:14the street, as is your right in a civilized democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:39Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43March!
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16:01Ah.
16:02Her Majesty the Queen here, taking the royal salute.
16:04The key moment in this, the Queen's, annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the household division troop their colour, those watching at home, as well as some lucky members of
16:20the public, invited to attend, come together, as one nation, in celebration of this joyous event.
16:39application for single payment to cover home improvements yep can you give me a little more
16:44information okay my wife has left me all right i went to see social services to mediate because
16:53i want my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs
17:00improving there's water damage i want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the primary
17:08tenant but she's left i just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before
17:14we could even consider paying for the damages have you tried talking to the council no they told me
17:20speak to you look if this doesn't get sorted i don't get to see my kids
17:28you're going to have to take that out of the council
18:17you're going to have to take that out of the council
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