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00:00:22To be continued...
00:00:30Attention boys and girls, it's time for Dr. Wolfenstein's Creature Feature Show.
00:01:00I will be with you until the end.
00:01:13Howdy folks!
00:01:14Like blood, violence, freaks of nature, well then come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad Men.
00:01:22Yeah, see the alligator boy. Ride my famous murder ride.
00:01:27Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken.
00:01:32Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good.
00:01:58See it, hear it, and actually be it.
00:02:05Rooting after you to rip your flesh apart.
00:02:11Unbelievable by truth.
00:02:15See it, hear it, and actually be it.
00:02:33Shit, I can't do nothing with this now. I can't get rid of this.
00:02:37It ain't worth nothing. My name's all over it.
00:02:40I was fixing the trade of the Jackie Cobb.
00:02:43That retard that hangs out in Molly's fruit stand?
00:02:45Mm, yeah.
00:02:46You know, for the life of me, I cannot understand why you hang out with that asshole.
00:02:50He's one horny retard.
00:02:52Well, they tell. All they want to do is eat and fuck.
00:02:55Well, if you know him, you might understand his urges.
00:02:58Ah, worse than a rabid-ass baboon.
00:03:00Yeah. You know what his favorite thing is next to whacking his weasel?
00:03:04He takes a sharpened pencil and sticks it in his eyeball and twists it.
00:03:08What?
00:03:09He doesn't hurt himself, though. He kind of twists it right next to his eyeball.
00:03:13He been putting that pencil someplace other than his eyeball.
00:03:16Nah, he don't do nothing like that.
00:03:18Although once he got caught, you know, with a planet of the Abe's doll stuck up his asshole.
00:03:26Goddamn!
00:03:27They had to take him to the hospital.
00:03:29Kid had Dr. Z stuck halfway up his butt.
00:03:32Couldn't get it out.
00:03:45Did you fix the toilet yet?
00:03:47Yes, I did.
00:03:48And I don't want you stuffing any goddamn paper towels down there.
00:03:52I had to snake the shit out that thing.
00:03:54Here you go.
00:03:56If you bust that crepper, I'm going to bust your ass.
00:03:59I hear ya.
00:04:20Hurry, fucking Moses. Y'all get the fuck out of here.
00:04:23Clowny. Keep your paws where I can see it.
00:04:25Here, don't move!
00:04:26Or I'll blast the holes in the size of a Kansas City watermelon
00:04:29through your ugly ass bozo face!
00:04:31What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
00:04:33Go grab that other asshole out of the shitter
00:04:35and drag his ass back in here.
00:04:37Right.
00:04:41You miserable motherfucker.
00:04:42I ought to jump over this counter
00:04:44and bash your fucking balls in.
00:04:45All right, Tippi, hand over the cash box
00:04:48and I might leave your brains inside your skull.
00:04:52Well, I'll tell you what, Skeet King.
00:04:53Why don't you just take your momma home some chicken
00:04:56and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up in your ass.
00:05:00I don't like chicken and I hate clowns.
00:05:10Put that shit down!
00:05:12All right.
00:05:13Put it down!
00:05:14Fuck!
00:05:17That is it!
00:05:19I'm going to count to 10
00:05:20and you're going to hand over all the cash
00:05:22or I'm going to splatter your grease paint mug
00:05:24across the state line!
00:05:26One!
00:05:27Fuck your momma!
00:05:28Two!
00:05:29Fuck your sister!
00:05:30What are we going to do?
00:05:32Hey, I know you.
00:05:33You work at the hardware store, right?
00:05:34Richard Wick, right?
00:05:35Then shoot your trap!
00:05:36Quiet down, both of you!
00:05:38Three!
00:05:39Fuck your grandma!
00:05:40Yeah, I remember now.
00:05:41All the guys made fun of you.
00:05:42Call you Little Dick Wick.
00:05:44Shut up!
00:05:45Little Dick Wick, play with his prick.
00:05:47Don't the smell just make you sick.
00:05:49Stop singing!
00:05:50I hate that song!
00:05:51Get your fucking mask back on!
00:05:53Go ahead.
00:05:53Go ahead.
00:05:56Fuck it!
00:05:57Fuck it!
00:05:59No!
00:06:00No!
00:06:02No!
00:06:03No!
00:06:05No!
00:06:05No!
00:06:05No!
00:06:06No!
00:06:08No!
00:06:08No!
00:06:11No!
00:06:14No!
00:06:17No!
00:06:19No!
00:06:19No!
00:06:19Most of all, fuck you!
00:06:24Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit!
00:06:57Ha ha ha ha!
00:06:58Ha ha ha ha!
00:07:28Ha ha ha ha!
00:08:10Ha ha ha ha!
00:08:30Ha ha ha ha!
00:08:46Ha ha ha!
00:09:19Ha ha ha!
00:09:28Ha ha ha!
00:09:54Ha ha ha!
00:09:57Ha ha ha ha!
00:09:59Ha ha ha ha!
00:10:02Ha ha ha ha!
00:10:06Hey, Sweet!
00:10:07Come on!
00:10:08Grab Mary and get your stuff and come on inside!
00:10:10Bill and I found a kick ass place!
00:10:11Come on!
00:10:12Move!
00:10:19Let's go!
00:10:20Let's go!
00:10:21Come on, Sleeping Beauty!
00:10:22It's time to go to work!
00:10:33Let's go!
00:10:35What's in that case over there?
00:10:37Hairless monkey!
00:10:40Did you see the crocodile boy?
00:10:42Ha ha ha!
00:10:43How'd you like to find that in your pants?
00:10:44Oh!
00:10:47Excuse me, sir?
00:10:49Howdy!
00:10:50Hi!
00:10:51I love this place!
00:10:52How long you been running this place?
00:10:54Well, uh...
00:10:55How long's a piece of string?
00:10:58Uh...
00:10:58Ha!
00:10:59I don't know!
00:11:00Ha ha!
00:11:00Too goddamn long!
00:11:02That's how long!
00:11:03Too goddamn long!
00:11:04That's right!
00:11:05That's right!
00:11:06I hear that!
00:11:06But how long, actually?
00:11:08Oh, shit!
00:11:09I don't know exactly!
00:11:11Um...
00:11:12I took over for my paw right after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.
00:11:16Oh, you mean John Wayne?
00:11:17Well, son, how many Dukes do you know about?
00:11:20Ah!
00:11:20Greatest American ever lived!
00:11:22Look at that!
00:11:23Circle up the wagons, bell crumbs!
00:11:25Whatever you say, cowboy!
00:11:27Ha ha!
00:11:28Ha ha!
00:11:29Yeah, I'm not that much of a Western fan.
00:11:31I like science fiction.
00:11:33Ah!
00:11:34Space boy!
00:11:35Ha ha!
00:11:36Yeah!
00:11:37I figured as much!
00:11:38Ha ha ha!
00:11:40Let me ask you something.
00:11:41How come you're asking so many jackass-y questions?
00:11:44Oh, you see, my friends and I, we're driving across the country.
00:11:47We're writing this book, actually, on, uh, offbeat roadside attractions.
00:11:50You know, the crazy shit you see when you're driving across the country.
00:11:53I don't drive cross-country.
00:11:56But if you did.
00:11:58But I don't.
00:12:00Yeah.
00:12:01But just supposing for a second that you did.
00:12:05Ha ha ha!
00:12:06Ha ha ha!
00:12:07Ha ha ha!
00:12:07Hey, you little Dukes, you!
00:12:09I know what your problem is.
00:12:11What's that?
00:12:12Ha ha ha!
00:12:13Y'all think us folks from the country's real funny-like, don't you?
00:12:16Jerry?
00:12:16Yeah, well, saddle up the mule, huh?
00:12:18Slime me some grits.
00:12:20I's got to get me some education.
00:12:22Jerry!
00:12:22Ha ha ha!
00:12:23You asshole!
00:12:24No, no.
00:12:24I'm really very interested.
00:12:26I'm not trying to make fun.
00:12:29Gotcha!
00:12:30Ha ha ha!
00:12:32You are such a bad child.
00:12:34Ha ha ha!
00:12:35Oh, fuck these sights, Allie.
00:12:37Who the hell wanna read about all this horseshit anyway?
00:12:40You'd be surprised.
00:12:42Son, look around.
00:12:44Would I be surprised?
00:12:51Oh, finally!
00:12:52Great, great.
00:12:53Come on, we paid for the tickets.
00:12:54Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:12:54What tickets?
00:12:56This isn't everything.
00:12:57There is actually a murder ride.
00:12:59A murder ride?
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:00I don't wanna go on a murder ride.
00:13:02Yes, you do wanna go on a murder ride.
00:13:03No, I don't.
00:13:03Hey, how about if we skip the murder ride?
00:13:06Hey, how about if we go?
00:13:08Any time this year, people, tour is about to begin.
00:13:11Okay, we'll see you inside the murder ride.
00:13:13We'll be back.
00:13:13Bye.
00:13:14Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages,
00:13:18you are about to enter a world of darkness.
00:13:22A world where life and death are meaningless,
00:13:26and pain is God.
00:13:29Hey, fella, let's go.
00:13:31Yeah.
00:13:32Murder ride!
00:13:33Great class, Lord.
00:13:34Thank you, Captain Spalding.
00:13:36Yeah, we're gonna have a good time.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:41On your right, you will see the infamous Albert Fish.
00:13:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:13:51Masochist, sadist, child killer, and most importantly, cannibal.
00:13:56It was fish born 1870 and enjoyed spankings with nail-studded paddles
00:14:03and stuffing needles deep into his grind.
00:14:06Yeah, I have a question.
00:14:07How many nails did it?
00:14:08Hold all questions.
00:14:13Hold all, hold, hold, hold, hang on, oh my god!
00:14:21You're the boss!
00:14:23Listen, what you're going to do?
00:14:24Now, one of our most famous crazies,
00:14:27the psycho of Bainesville, Mr. Ed Gein.
00:14:31The murderer?
00:14:32Cannibal Mr. Gein used to take great pleasure
00:14:35playing with the dead bodies of women.
00:14:39Especially their sexual organs.
00:15:00Now, one of our local heroes
00:15:03S. Quentin Quayle, a.k.a. Doctor Satan.
00:15:09Shit!
00:15:12Murderer, torturer,
00:15:13but most of all, master surgeon.
00:15:16Mr. Quayle was an intern at Willows County Mental Hospital,
00:15:21nicknamed Weeping Willows
00:15:23for the never-ending cries of pain.
00:15:26Through primitive brain surgery,
00:15:28Mr. Quayle believed that he could create
00:15:31a race of super humans fundamentally ill.
00:15:35Vigilante justice prevailed,
00:15:38and they took his ass out and hung him.
00:15:41And that infamous hanging tree
00:15:43is no more than a stone's throw away
00:15:46from where y'all's ass is now seated.
00:15:50The next day,
00:15:52his body was found to be missing.
00:15:55And until today,
00:15:57no trace of Dr. Satan
00:16:00has ever been discovered.
00:16:04But then who knows?
00:16:09Maybe he lives next door to you.
00:16:21That was so badass!
00:16:24Dr. Satan! Dr. Satan!
00:16:28Maybe he lives next door to you.
00:16:31Calm down. It was all right.
00:16:33Yeah, do you think maybe we could go now?
00:16:36Look, I'm gonna go call my dad and I'll be right back.
00:16:39I love you.
00:16:42What do you mean it was all right?
00:16:44I mean, it was cool, but it wasn't that great.
00:16:46Dude, you don't have to play it down in front of your chick.
00:16:49Oh.
00:17:03Don't move a muscle, an artery, or a vein.
00:17:08Hello.
00:17:09Hey, Dad.
00:17:10Wow, Denise.
00:17:12We stopped for gas at this place called Captain Spaulding's.
00:17:16It's somewhere outside of Ruxville, and it turned into this whole big thing, so we're kind of behind schedule.
00:17:23Well, don't be too late.
00:17:24Well, I forgot to tell you that Halloween falls on a school night, so they're trick-or-treating tonight.
00:17:31Your left hand shows your past. Your right hand shows your future.
00:17:42Good evening. I'm Lance Brockwell, and this is the 7 o'clock news.
00:17:46And our top story tonight.
00:17:48Investigators still have no leads in the strange disappearance of the five cheerleaders from Rugsville High School.
00:17:54Cindy Thompson, Karen Murphy, Alison Cole, Valerie Green, and Dawn Baker were last seen four days ago leaving a football
00:18:01game.
00:18:02I know it seems stupid, but I really want to see this tree.
00:18:05Do yourself a favor, son. Just forget about it.
00:18:08Oh, come on. I live for this shit.
00:18:10Okay. All right. I'll draw you a damn map.
00:18:13I still say it's a waste of time.
00:18:15Yeah.
00:18:16All right. You are here. Go straight up this road. Make the first right, first left. Come straight across and
00:18:23down.
00:18:24Can't find it? Tough. Here's your map.
00:18:26Right on.
00:18:27Here's your complimentary chicken.
00:18:29Oh, wow.
00:18:29Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
00:18:32You're gonna get a great write-up for this.
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:46Here's an idea. Let's just skip it. It's probably nothing anyway.
00:18:49Yeah. I mean, Christ, Jerry. Bill is right. We can't see anything.
00:18:53What's that?
00:18:58What? Should we stop?
00:18:59We can't leave her out here in the rain.
00:19:01Stick her in the front if you want to pick her up so bad.
00:19:07So, uh, where are you headed?
00:19:11I was just going home.
00:19:12Home? Where's that?
00:19:13A couple more miles of the road.
00:19:15So you live around here?
00:19:16Mm-hmm. Yeah.
00:19:18Hey, do you know where this Dr. Satan tree is at?
00:19:19Yeah. You know where that's at. It's right by my house. I can show you.
00:19:23Really? So it is a real thing.
00:19:27So, uh, a tree? Where's that?
00:19:30Wood tree.
00:19:31Okay. This is crazy. She obviously doesn't know anything.
00:19:35Oh, I know. I'll show you where it's at.
00:19:38Whatever you need to do, you do it.
00:19:41There is no wrong.
00:19:42If someone needs to be killed, you kill them. That's the way.
00:20:05What the fuck are we doing? We need a fucking tire.
00:20:12Oh, poop.
00:20:14Oh, hell.
00:20:17At least we got that spare.
00:20:19But you filled it up like I asked, right?
00:20:21Yeah, yeah.
00:20:24Okay, now, what if I forgot to put it back in the trunk? What would plan B entail?
00:20:29Jesus Christ, Jerry.
00:20:31Well, technically I did what you said.
00:20:32Oh, for fucking sake, Jerry. What are we gonna do now?
00:20:35Oh, I can't rightly show up on the only ladies.
00:20:37Oh, wait. It's not this off.
00:20:40Shh.
00:20:41Would you turn the radio off, please?
00:20:45God.
00:20:47I could walk to my house from here.
00:20:49What?
00:20:50Yeah, my brother's got a tow truck. He can come get your car.
00:20:53I'll go. It's my...
00:20:54Forget it. I'm going.
00:20:55No.
00:20:56Bill, I...
00:20:56You guys just stay here. There's no sense in everyone getting drenched.
00:20:59I don't quite agree.
00:21:02Turning to the news, local authorities still have no leads in the mysterious disappearance of the five cheerleaders from Ruggsville.
00:21:08The girls were last seen leaving a cheering competition.
00:21:11It was loud enough to wipe the bed.
00:21:13That's an idea.
00:21:14What is?
00:21:14Wouldn't it be dramatic?
00:21:16Supposing the people inside were dead.
00:21:19All stretched out with the lights quietly burning about them.
00:21:22I'm sure it would be very amusing.
00:21:24Why, you ask?
00:21:26Why is not the question.
00:21:28How?
00:21:30Now, that is a question worth examining.
00:21:33How could I, being born of such, uh, conventional stock, arrive a leader of the rebellion?
00:21:43An escapist from a conformist world destined to find happiness only in that which cannot be explained?
00:21:49I've brought you here for a reason.
00:21:52But unfortunately, you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good.
00:21:58My brain is frozen.
00:22:00Locked.
00:22:02I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproductions and the thick encrustations dying on the surface.
00:22:13Oh, Christ.
00:22:16Fuck it.
00:22:28Oh, no, no.
00:22:35These are all my dolls.
00:22:37I used to, like, chop their heads up in their arms and stick them up on the wall.
00:22:42The door's locked. I got to go around here.
00:22:46Wait here.
00:23:06Christ! Come on!
00:23:07Oh, don't do that. You scared the shit out of me.
00:23:12You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:23:15Is your brother ready to go?
00:23:16Oh, yeah. He already left. Come on, inside.
00:23:19What? He left?
00:23:20Yeah. Come on and get Tootsie.
00:23:27Don't worry about it. He's fine.
00:23:29I just don't understand why...
00:23:33What was that?
00:23:37What? I didn't hear anything.
00:23:40Turn the radio up.
00:23:42Now listen.
00:23:49I still don't hear anything.
00:23:51I swear to God, I heard like some weird...
00:23:54Turn on the headlights, see if something's out there.
00:23:56We are running back.
00:24:05Come down, come down!
00:24:10Jesus, angel Christ.
00:24:12It's the fucking tow truck guy
00:24:28So you live alone here, I mean just
00:24:32You you and your brother
00:24:36Somewhere I think Otis is upstairs messing around or something
00:24:49I
00:24:49Got it the marshmallows that's what makes it fun
00:24:54Yeah, I guess you sure do a lot of guessing
00:25:07Wow look at him he must have been going pretty fast smash that wall
00:25:15Oh
00:25:15You sure are silly for a guy with glasses. I like that. Oh, okay. Hey, need those to see. Thank
00:25:21you
00:25:22How do I look terrific
00:25:31Tasty
00:25:33Ain't the only thing tasty in this house
00:25:51Okay, oh, okay. Well time
00:25:56Yeah, it's getting kind of late, huh? Don't worry sugar. It ain't past my bedtime
00:26:01Hey, are you flirting with me? What oh no
00:26:08Hey great, they're back
00:26:11We fucking do
00:26:18Excuse me
00:26:22Look I gotta call my dad and tell him we're gonna be late. Can I use your phone, please?
00:26:27Hello
00:26:28They ain't got one
00:26:32Oh, hi, oh my goodness, huh?
00:26:37You really don't have a phone
00:26:41No
00:26:45I
00:26:45I
00:26:45Once had one back in 57
00:26:48But um
00:26:52I don't quite remember see there's nobody around here. I feel like jaw flapping out in the war
00:26:59Um say you think maybe the guy with the tow truck couldn't drive us to a phone
00:27:03His name is rufus rufus jr
00:27:06But we uh, we all call him rj
00:27:11Makes sense
00:27:13What do they call you, sweetie?
00:27:17I am qualsnark of the crab nebula
00:27:23But you humans can call me jerry
00:27:29Baby go and see how rj's in with these nice folks automobile
00:27:35Meanwhile, why don't you just all make yourselves to home?
00:27:41Oh, what brings you kids way out here?
00:27:44Haven't you got something better to do on halloween and wander around out in the streets?
00:27:48I thought maybe we'd taken a hoedown
00:27:53No, he's he's just joking
00:27:58Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just messing with you. It's I'm sorry
00:28:02Shut up, dude
00:28:04Oh, I get it
00:28:07Y'all just think you're too good for the simple pleasures of halloween
00:28:12No, just a little too old
00:28:16Oh, really? Well, I hope something changes your mind
00:28:22Oh
00:28:22Mama tiny's home
00:28:24Well, what about rj?
00:28:26He was gone before I seen him
00:28:28Oh
00:28:28But tiny saw him and said he said he was going down to the yard to get a new wheel
00:28:32How long is that gonna take?
00:28:36Probably be back in a couple hours
00:28:39A couple of hours?
00:28:40Mary
00:28:40What?
00:28:42Can't tiny drive us to a phone?
00:28:48Oh, tiny ain't got no car
00:28:50He ain't even got a bicycle
00:28:54Well, even though I know that you think it is childish
00:28:59Tonight is halloween eve
00:29:01And to us
00:29:04It is spatial
00:29:07So you are all invited to dinner
00:29:17To Christ, you don't expect us to wear these things
00:29:20Whatever it is, just do it
00:29:22And when we play along, the faster we get the hell out of here
00:29:24Now is not the time to make waves
00:29:26Thanks, Jerry
00:30:03Sure
00:30:04We get cancelled
00:30:06Our celebrate
00:30:07We're just not the time to be
00:30:07Archer
00:30:07Step 2
00:30:10Turn to theale
00:30:12Step 2
00:30:13Such as theNG
00:30:14Step 3
00:30:16Step 3
00:30:16Step 4
00:30:17Step D
00:30:17Step 3
00:30:26Step 4
00:30:27you'll have to forgive tiny he he can't hear so much
00:30:34that poor baby it's his daddy's fault well i mean earl wasn't a bad man he never hit me or
00:30:43nothing like that one day he just up and went devil on us all what happened well he tried to
00:30:51burn down the house he said it was possessed by the spirits and tiny was sleeping in the basement
00:30:57room with the five stars but i don't think earl ever meant to harm us but tiny was badly burnt
00:31:08his
00:31:08ears were destroyed and most of his skin is that why he wears a mask yeah my baby boy gets
00:31:17shy around
00:31:18new people but he'll warm up to you especially the girls oh he's a real lady killer
00:31:42you're gonna miss a good show tonight that's your tough luck i thought you kids were all about team
00:31:47spirit i mean you ain't done fuck ought to cheer me up since you got here gimme a b gimme
00:31:54an a gimme a b
00:31:56gimme a y what's that spell what's that spell what's that spell baby you're damn right
00:32:07Doop-de-doo.
00:32:08Doop-de-doo-de-doo.
00:32:10Doop-de-doo-de-doo.
00:32:13Doop-de-doo.
00:32:14Now I want it to do.
00:32:16Now I want it to do.
00:32:19All that you want it to do.
00:32:21All that you want it to do.
00:32:22All that you want it to do.
00:32:26Okay now, everybody put on your masks.
00:32:29We can't very well eat our desserts
00:32:31with our everyday faces exposed, can we?
00:32:36We can't.
00:32:37Drops, kid, put it on!
00:32:41Look, she ain't gonna let any of us
00:32:43text dessert unless you're wearing this
00:32:44damn thing!
00:32:50This is Firefly.
00:32:53Do you know anything about the legend of Dr. Satan?
00:32:55Oh, here we go.
00:32:56Shut up.
00:33:01Well,
00:33:02I've got much of a gossip in this and that,
00:33:04but I have a...
00:33:06I know all about what you want to know all about.
00:33:09Oh, Lizzie.
00:33:11I can't believe you decided to come down and join us.
00:33:22Oh, and you are miserable.
00:33:26Oh, my goodness.
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:30Oh, my God.
00:33:33It was such a special night for me.
00:33:37Oh, my God.
00:33:38Now, I don't know who told you your fairy-feebles about Dr. C.
00:33:45We heard it from Captain Spaulding up the road.
00:33:48That old bitch-hog don't know shit.
00:33:51He tells his cute little tattletales, sell his junk.
00:33:54He don't sell no Yankee boys, no truth.
00:33:57Yeah, but, I mean, something happened, right?
00:33:58I mean, it had to be based on some real incident.
00:34:00What are you, Jimmy Olsen?
00:34:01Pelt reporter for the Daily Asshole.
00:34:04Grandpa, watch your language.
00:34:06I don't think you really need to know.
00:34:08Better you leave here with your head still full of kitty cats and puppy dogs.
00:34:13Well, I really would like to know.
00:34:15Hey, he'd really like to know.
00:34:18Enlighten him!
00:34:19Well, I bet you'd stick your head in the fire if I told you you could see hell.
00:34:24Meanwhile, you're too stupid to realize you got a demon sticking out your ass singing,
00:34:29Holy Miss Moly Got Me Alive!
00:34:35Can we change the subject, please?
00:34:40There's over!
00:34:42Ladies and germs, it's showtime!
00:35:00Tell me a little story.
00:35:01Eat your wives, pussy!
00:35:05I mean 10 in your face!
00:35:07I mean, 10 in your face!
00:35:07I mean, 10 in your face!
00:35:08And starts licking and chomping on her pussy, and she's screaming and yelling, and she just...
00:35:14Now, the battle action home's about to crash my balls!
00:35:20Would you be quiet?
00:35:23You're gonna wake up Grandma!
00:35:30Come on!
00:35:32Hey, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya!
00:35:35We've got something real special for you men out there!
00:35:39Woo hoo!
00:35:39Hoo hoo hoo!
00:35:51I'm not one of the greedy kind.
00:35:56All of my fun thoughts and fun.
00:36:00I know what's on my mind.
00:36:05I'm not resting until I find what would make your eyes listen with joy.
00:36:16Now listen, big boy.
00:36:22I wanna be loved by you, just you, nobody else but you.
00:36:30I wanna be loved by you, alone.
00:36:38I wanna be kissed by you, just you, nobody else but you.
00:36:46I wanna be kissed by you, alone.
00:36:52My goodness, fire, to anything higher.
00:36:59Get off him.
00:37:00I said get the fuck off him, you stupid fucking whore.
00:37:05Fucking slut.
00:37:06You shouldn't have done that.
00:37:07Oh, really?
00:37:08Are you gonna do something about it?
00:37:09Do something, motherfucker.
00:37:10Come on.
00:37:11Fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat.
00:37:14Baby, stop.
00:37:15Oh, come on.
00:37:15This bitch has got it coming.
00:37:17No, I told you, man.
00:37:20Car is done.
00:37:21Thank God.
00:37:22I suggest that you kiss me.
00:37:25We're gone.
00:37:26Fuck that.
00:37:29Fuck you.
00:37:32I love you, Mama.
00:37:34Hello.
00:37:42Lock those fucking doors.
00:37:44Hurry up.
00:37:44Jesus Christ.
00:37:45You think she was really gonna cut you?
00:37:46Of course she was gonna cut me.
00:37:47She's a fucking nut.
00:37:51I knew she was crazy for the second we fucking picked her up.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56That's it.
00:37:57Let's get out of this fucking nut house.
00:38:02No more!
00:38:03No more!
00:38:04No more!
00:38:05No more!
00:38:13No more!
00:38:14Open the gate!
00:38:15Hurry up.
00:38:16Hurry up.
00:38:18Hurry up!
00:38:24Hurry up!
00:38:25Hurry up!
00:38:27Hurry up!
00:38:30No more!
00:38:31No, no, no.
00:38:47Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh my God.
00:38:58Oh my God!
00:39:00Oh my God!
00:39:02Oh my God!
00:39:04Oh my God!
00:39:05Get out of the car!
00:39:06Shut the fucking door!
00:39:09Oh no!
00:39:31Help me!
00:39:32I'm sorry!
00:39:32Oh my God!
00:39:38Help me!
00:39:40No!
00:39:42Oh my God!
00:39:44Oh my God!
00:39:45No!
00:39:47Oh my God!
00:39:48No!
00:39:50Help me!
00:39:52Help! Help! Help!
00:40:33It's kind of like a ghost town around here. It's kind of nice, though. It's kind of kicked back. Maybe
00:40:39time to get away with stuff.
00:40:49Houston.
00:40:50Donald Wilkes.
00:40:54Don Willis, how the hell are you?
00:40:56Listen, Frank, I'm a little worried about Denise. She called me last night from the road near Ruggsville, a place
00:41:02called Spalding's.
00:41:04Yeah, I know the joint.
00:41:06She said she'd be here about 11, but she never showed up.
00:41:10Well, I'll run a check on up there by Spalding's and see if there's any accidents or road closings. It
00:41:16was raining like a son of a bitch here last night.
00:41:19They're probably just stuck in the mud someplace.
00:41:44I said shut your fucking mouth.
00:41:52Listen, you Malibu middle-class Barbie piece of shit. I'm trying to work here. Work? You ever work?
00:42:00Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoop an ice cream to your shit-heeled friends on summer break.
00:42:06Well, I ain't talking about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the
00:42:11other.
00:42:12I ain't reading no funny books, Mama. Our bodies come and go, but this blood is forever.
00:42:21Now, I'm gonna remove your game. But, if you make so much as a fucking peep, I'm gonna cut you
00:42:28like a pig and make you eat your own fucking intestines. You got me?
00:42:42Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing this?
00:42:48Doing what? Messy up your day?
00:42:51Where's Bill? Where's Bill?
00:42:55Bill?
00:42:57It's you.
00:42:58He's a good guy. Oh, he's been a great help to me. A real blessing. I mean, I couldn't have
00:43:06asked for a better specimen.
00:43:09You don't know what kind of dry spell I've had here. Total block! Total block!
00:43:17But, Bill? He's okay. Where is he?
00:44:03He's okay.
00:44:28Where is he? Can I see him? Can I see Bill, please?
00:44:33Let's go see. Behold, Fish Boy!
00:44:42Oh my God! Oh my God, Bill! No! No, this can't be real! This can't be real! This can't be
00:44:50real!
00:44:52Oh, it's real. Real as I want it to be, Mama.
00:45:06Fuck you, you fucking freak!
00:45:17Who's gonna drive your big blue eyes day after day?
00:45:24Who's gonna jump when you say frog? Who's gonna bow and say...
00:45:31Well, let's see if the nut that runs this place can help us.
00:45:37Take a look at all this crap.
00:45:39Red flag anybody running a joint like this.
00:45:44Sweet baby Jesus!
00:45:47Whoever's jerking up on that bell out there better be gone!
00:45:49When I come out, I'm gonna rip your nuts off!
00:45:55Officers, officers, what could I do for you?
00:45:57I ain't fired up the birds yet if that's what you've been ring-a-ding-ding about.
00:46:01I need you to answer some questions about some missing kids.
00:46:04Oh, I don't know nothing about nothing.
00:46:06You see, I'm the kind of guy who just minds his own business, if you get what I'm saying.
00:46:10You seen this girl, say, in the last 24 hours?
00:46:14Oh, yeah, yeah, cute kid.
00:46:18Ah, ain't my type, though.
00:46:20You know, I like him with a little more meat on him.
00:46:22The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.
00:46:29Hey, look, clown ass, just answer the damn question.
00:46:31We ain't interested in your love life, all right?
00:46:33Cut the crap spalling and just give with the facts.
00:46:36Huh?
00:46:37What did you see?
00:46:38Who was she with?
00:46:40Where was she going?
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:42She was with some stupid kids.
00:46:43They was nosing around asking a bunch of stupid questions.
00:46:47Questions about what?
00:46:48I don't know, this and that.
00:46:50Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit.
00:46:54They caught a gander at the display in the back,
00:46:57and they figured they was gonna run out and solve the great Deadwood mystery.
00:47:00And how'd they get that idea?
00:47:02I wrote them a map.
00:47:04Well, out to the old farm row, you know?
00:47:07I figured, what the hell?
00:47:08Wouldn't do no harm.
00:47:09Besides, it's good for my tourist trade.
00:47:13You can ship ten bricks for all I care.
00:47:17What else?
00:47:19Nothing.
00:47:21Stupid ass kids probably got themselves turning around ass backwards and got themselves lost.
00:47:27Is that all?
00:47:28And I want you to think real hard.
00:47:36Well, I don't rightly know.
00:47:38See, they wasn't here long enough for me to get up close and personal with them like I do most
00:47:44of the assholes that come wandering in here.
00:47:46How about you wreck them same damn directions out for me then?
00:47:50All right, all right.
00:47:51Don't get all true grit on my ass.
00:47:52You can knock yourself silly for all I care.
00:47:55Enough talk.
00:47:57Right.
00:48:01I don't know where that skunk ape's sweet.
00:48:03All I know is they had impure relations with my wife.
00:48:09That's true.
00:48:10He performed lurid acts upon me and my person.
00:48:13Hold up the picture.
00:48:15Avoid me.
00:48:16I'm gonna kill this kind of ape.
00:48:18Shhh.
00:48:18Shhh.
00:48:20Shhh.
00:48:22Shhh.
00:48:22Should've gone now?
00:48:26Shhh.
00:48:29Shhh.
00:48:42Shhh.
00:48:43Shhh.
00:48:43No!
00:49:37I don't know.
00:49:43I don't know.
00:50:13Oh, help me.
00:50:15Please, God, please.
00:50:28I'm just gonna go now.
00:50:30I'm just gonna go home.
00:50:34I'm just gonna go home now.
00:50:37I'm just gonna go home now.
00:50:43I'm just gonna go now.
00:50:47I'm just going home now.
00:50:51Where the fuck are you?
00:50:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:02Daytime is over.
00:51:03I'm just gonna go home now.
00:51:33Yeah
00:51:48Poopy pants, what's new? Where the fuck is bill? Where's Denise? You can't keep us here
00:51:55Hey, you wanna play a guessing game
00:51:59Guess what number I'm thinking of
00:52:03Shit and die
00:52:08No, wait, please come on. Stop it. What do you want? What do you want from me? What do you
00:52:11want?
00:52:12Be quiet. I don't want to slip
00:52:19Okay, one more you get this right I'll let you go if you get it wrong you are fucked
00:52:27Who is my favorite movie star?
00:52:30I don't know
00:52:32Marilyn Monroe
00:52:35No, Betty Davis. Sorry you lose
00:52:45Jesus somebody sure had themselves a field day beating the shit out of this thing didn't they? Yeah
00:52:52No mercy shown here
00:52:54You didn't find any bodies did you?
00:52:57Not yet
00:52:59Holy Christ
00:53:01What could these kids have possibly done to bring this much hell down on them?
00:53:05Hey, I found something
00:53:06What's that?
00:53:07Keys
00:53:08Well, don't just stand there like some prize dog dick. Open the trunk.
00:53:11Yes, sir
00:53:12Pause the mirror
00:53:18Oh god damn
00:53:20Did you find something, Georgie?
00:53:21Yeah
00:53:23Let me find out something
00:53:24People come, people go
00:53:26People come, people go
00:53:27But how many ever really stop to take a look at the underbelly of the beasts?
00:53:32I make them stop
00:53:33I make them stop
00:53:34And I make them look
00:53:35Hope you like what you see
00:53:37Hope you like what you see
00:53:40Uh, just hold it a minute, Grandpa
00:53:44Uh, just hold it a minute, Grandpa
00:53:51Put me behind the wheel of that bitch, I'll show you driving
00:53:56You useless fuck
00:53:58You couldn't even get your big ass in that seat
00:54:00Are you hungry?
00:54:03Don't start with me, Hugo
00:54:05Hey, get off the damn cars, ain't your living room
00:54:15Goddamn grease monkey
00:54:19Surest guy's supposed to ride with us, in this car
00:54:22Mm-hmm
00:54:26This doesn't seem right to me
00:54:27Well, it ain't up to us
00:54:29Chief said pick him up and take him with us
00:54:32He has the next cop
00:54:33Figures he can be of some help
00:54:34I just hope he doesn't get in my ways, all I'm saying
00:54:44This must be him
00:54:49Mr. Willis
00:54:50Yes, sir
00:54:51I'm Wydell, this here's Nash
00:54:53How you doing, sir?
00:54:54Donald Willis
00:54:56Any leads?
00:54:57Well, we were on our way out to check on a couple of farms out on the edge of town
00:55:00It's about our only lead up to this point
00:55:03What about this body you found?
00:55:06You know about that?
00:55:07Local girl, Karen Murphy
00:55:09One cheerleaders went missing last week
00:55:12And that's it?
00:55:13Well, we know the kids were on their way out to a place the locals called Deadwood
00:55:17Yeah, they wanted to play Nancy Drew with this local legend that people called Dr. Satan
00:55:22This is insane
00:55:23Don't you worry about it
00:55:24We'll find her, alright?
00:55:29My name is Lewis Gora
00:55:32And I know this man
00:55:34But I know the truth
00:55:36You don't have to go to hell
00:55:38You're in hell
00:55:39This is hell
00:55:41This is hell
00:55:42This is hell
00:55:47No
00:55:48No
00:55:48No
00:55:49That was her
00:55:51I don't know
00:55:51No
00:55:57No
00:55:58No
00:55:58No
00:55:59No
00:55:59No
00:56:00No
00:56:01No
00:56:02No
00:56:03No
00:56:03No
00:56:04No
00:56:21I'm going to see if anybody's home, you and Mr. Willis.
00:56:25Check around, see if you see anything.
00:56:27Uh-huh. Come with me.
00:56:37I ain't fucked up, families.
00:56:40Just a dip.
00:56:42Oh, come quick. There's cops out there.
00:56:45What? Damn. I'm in it.
00:56:47Hey, don't worry about it.
00:56:49I don't know. I only saw one.
00:56:51Yeah, fucking pigs always travel in packs.
00:56:53Take this.
00:56:54What should I do?
00:56:55Go downstairs and play nice.
00:56:59I'll go around back and take control like I always fucking do.
00:57:06God damn.
00:57:08These pack rats throw anything away?
00:57:11I don't think so.
00:57:12Hold that.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:17Hello?
00:57:23You think he's some bitch who'd have a yard sale, don't you?
00:57:26Yeah.
00:57:29Hello?
00:57:32Oh, my God.
00:57:35Calm down, Bernie.
00:57:37I thought he was starting with my bear shit.
00:57:38He's only a dog.
00:57:40I was bitten by a Cocker Spaniel when I was eight years old.
00:57:44Well, hello, officer.
00:57:45Good afternoon, ma'am.
00:57:46I'm Lieutenant Wydell.
00:57:48I'd like to ask you a few questions.
00:57:49What the heck?
00:57:50I'll just tell you anything you want to know.
00:57:53Appreciate the cooperation, ma'am.
00:57:55I'm looking for a missing girl.
00:57:56I'm serious.
00:57:57This is a big Cocker Spaniel, big teen.
00:57:59His max girlfriend almost bit off my pinky toe.
00:58:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:04Shh, shh, shh.
00:58:05You hear that?
00:58:06Yeah.
00:58:07Yeah, I hear it.
00:58:08Where do you think he's coming from?
00:58:10Oh, this way.
00:58:12All right, hold on.
00:58:13Hold on one second here.
00:58:14Hold on.
00:58:15Hey, hey!
00:58:17Sheriff's department, open up.
00:58:18Hey!
00:58:18No, I ain't seen her.
00:58:20Sorry.
00:58:20Ma'am, if I could just come in for a minute,
00:58:24have some other pictures I'd like you to look at.
00:58:26Might stir something up.
00:58:29No.
00:58:30I don't think so.
00:58:31Ma'am, it'll only take a minute.
00:58:37Oh, all right.
00:58:41I guess I can trust you.
00:58:44Being a man of the law and all.
00:58:46Yes, ma'am.
00:58:49Thank you, ma'am.
00:58:51Thank you, ma'am.
00:59:05I remember you.
00:59:08You're the one who made my dreams come true.
00:59:14A few kisses ago.
00:59:18Oh, this one looks familiar now.
00:59:21See you on the TV.
00:59:22No, ma'am.
00:59:23I don't believe he is.
00:59:24Yes.
00:59:25You're the one who said I'd love you too.
00:59:28Excuse me, ma'am.
00:59:29Why they're all over.
00:59:31Why they're all over.
00:59:32Why they're all over.
00:59:35I remember two distant bells and stars that fell like the rain out of the blue.
00:59:54And the angels ask me to recall the thrill of them all.
01:00:03Then I will tell them I remember you.
01:00:13I remember two distant bells and stars that fell like the rain out of the blue.
01:00:28When my life is through, when my life is through, and the angels ask me to recall the thrill of
01:00:40them all.
01:00:41Then I will tell them I remember, tell them I remember you.
01:01:11You're the one who made my dreams come true.
01:01:38You're the one who made my dreams come true.
01:02:04Let me take a guess here.
01:02:05You're all having a Halloween party tonight, huh?
01:02:08What makes you think that, big boy?
01:02:10Well, you should have heard of buying a whole mess of holy water for two people.
01:02:14Yeah, we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit.
01:02:17You know what I mean?
01:02:17Yeah, I like to get fucked up too.
01:02:19And do some fucked up shit.
01:02:21Yeah, I bet you do.
01:02:22How much do we owe you, goober?
01:02:26Actually, it's G-Ober for Jerry-Ober.
01:02:29But the new guy, Ronald, in the back, he drew in that other L and made goober.
01:02:35Fucking asshole.
01:02:36Great story, goober.
01:02:37How much do we owe you?
01:02:38Well, the damage is quite severe.
01:02:42$185.
01:02:42That ain't gonna break my bank, honey.
01:02:46Here, keep the change.
01:02:47Go get yourself a new name, goober.
01:02:48Holy dog, I will.
01:02:52You all drive safe.
01:02:53Thanks for coming in, the red hot pussy lickers.
01:03:24Where's Elis?
01:03:25Where's Elis?
01:03:25Oh, he's coming.
01:03:27He got something real special this year.
01:03:29Oh, Elis, Elis, Elis, Elis, Elis, Elis, Elis, Elis, Elis, Elis.
01:04:03I'm the one who brings the Christmas candy.
01:04:07Now, tell me.
01:04:09Who's your daddy?
01:04:15I'm the one who brings the devil's brandy.
01:04:18Who's your daddy?
01:04:23I'm the one who beats you when you're fat.
01:04:26Who's your daddy?
01:04:28Who's your daddy?
01:04:37Come on, sweetie.
01:04:39Give the old man some sugar.
01:04:44Daddy.
01:04:46Daddy.
01:04:50And I'm the one who loves you when you're fucking dead.
01:04:54Who's your daddy?
01:04:56Who's your daddy?
01:04:57Who's your daddy?
01:04:59Well, I say, my little darlings.
01:05:03Maybe it just ain't a good idea to be prancing around where you don't belong.
01:05:07And you, the great rusher of fools.
01:05:11What was it you were after?
01:05:13Come on, speak to me, boy.
01:05:15Oh, I remember now, Dr. Satan.
01:05:18God damn it, everybody got to know about Dr. Satan.
01:05:21You know what I'm going to do, boy?
01:05:22I'm going to do you a favor.
01:05:24I'm going to let you meet the old bastard.
01:05:28It's all true.
01:05:30The boogeyman is real.
01:05:32And you found him.
01:05:34And you found him.
01:05:37Alright.
01:05:38I'm going to let you know.
01:05:42I'm going to let you know.
01:05:51Let's go.
01:06:12Let's go.
01:06:42Take his gag out.
01:06:44It's more fun with the screaming.
01:06:46I like that too, that screaming.
01:06:48It's so much work, side that way.
01:06:53Please don't kill us.
01:06:55Please don't kill us.
01:06:57Please don't kill us.
01:06:58Shut your mouth and get your shit in the box.
01:07:03Get in now.
01:07:05Wait, wait, wait.
01:07:06I want to say goodbye.
01:07:19Goodbye, sweetie.
01:07:21We could have been, could you?
01:07:23Look, look, look.
01:07:24Just let us go.
01:07:25I swear to God, we won't tell anyone.
01:07:26Oh, honey.
01:07:27Now you know I can't do that.
01:07:31I swear to God, we won't tell anyone.
01:07:34I swear to God.
01:07:34We just having a fucking hoot.
01:07:36We fucking ass off for her.
01:07:38All right, come on, big bucks.
01:07:39They got all the fire.
01:07:41Now where does she think she's going to run to?
01:07:44What, she going to run all the way home?
01:07:46No.
01:07:47Let me get her.
01:07:47Oh, all right, go get her.
01:07:51Hunt humans, ain't nothing but nothing.
01:07:56They all run like scary little rabbits.
01:08:01Run, rabbit, run.
01:08:04Run, rabbit.
01:08:06Run, rabbit.
01:08:07Run, rabbit.
01:08:09Run, rabbit, run.
01:08:13Run, rabbit.
01:08:19But, there once was a woman who lived with her daughter in the cabbage garden.
01:08:24A long team of rabbits ate up all the cabbages.
01:08:29The woman said, go into the garden and drive out the rabbits.
01:08:33Mary.
01:08:34Mary, she'll give me a fish.
01:08:38Mary.
01:08:41Mary.
01:08:42Mary.
01:08:43Mary.
01:08:44Mary.
01:08:49Fuck it!
01:08:50Fuck it!
01:09:16Shoo-shoo, said the maiden.
01:09:24Come on maiden, said the rabbit.
01:09:27Sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hut.
01:09:40No!
01:09:42Uh-uh. No hanky-panky.
01:09:44Rufus, put the lid on!
01:09:47No!
01:09:50No!
01:09:57No!
01:10:01No! No! No!
01:10:14No! No!
01:10:18No! No!
01:10:32No!
01:10:34No!
01:10:39No!
01:10:45No! No!
01:10:48No!
01:10:51No!
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01:10:55No!
01:10:55No!
01:11:25No!
01:11:26No!
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01:11:27No!
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01:11:35No!
01:11:49No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:56No!
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01:12:00No!
01:12:02No!
01:12:03No!
01:12:06No!
01:12:18No!
01:12:19No!
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01:12:22No!
01:12:24No!
01:12:25No!
01:12:38No!
01:12:44No!
01:12:46No!
01:12:47Jerry!
01:12:52I can't see anything!
01:12:58Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
01:13:07Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
01:13:08Oh, thank God.
01:13:25Please help me.
01:13:32Please help me.
01:13:43help me!
01:13:54Help me!
01:13:56Help me!
01:13:58Help me!
01:13:58Help me!
01:13:59Help me!
01:13:59Help me!
01:13:59How do you know thisass?
01:14:09I don't know.
01:14:34I don't know.
01:15:01A lot of hell.
01:15:02es
01:15:07water
01:15:08salt
01:15:08salt
01:15:09salt
01:15:21water
01:15:22Oh, my God.
01:15:52Oh, my God.
01:16:28Oh, my God.
01:16:30Oh, my God.
01:16:54Oh, my God.
01:17:34Oh, my God.
01:17:55Oh, my God.
01:17:59Oh, my God.
01:18:10Oh, my God.
01:18:39Oh, my God.
01:18:58Oh, my God.
01:19:15Oh, my God.
01:19:25Oh, my God.
01:20:02Oh, my God.
01:20:05Oh, my God.
01:20:17Oh, my God.
01:20:22Oh, my God.
01:21:07Oh, my God.
01:21:35Oh, my God.
01:22:00Oh, my God.
01:22:23Oh, my God.
01:23:16Oh, my God.
01:23:19Oh, my God.
01:23:32Oh, my God.
01:23:59Oh, my God.
01:24:05Oh, my God.
01:24:09Oh, my God.
01:24:37Oh, my God.
01:25:10Oh, my God.
01:26:02Oh, my God.
01:26:06Oh, my God.
01:26:36Oh, my God.
01:27:25Oh, my God.
01:27:49Oh, my God.
01:28:33Oh, my God.
01:28:36Oh, my God.
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