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00:29Transcribed by ESO, translated by —
00:33All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a sept in here.
01:14You were through night.
01:18You never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23Except that time of maiden, fool.
01:28It was the inn boy who ate the widow woman's pie.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:44It doesn't matter now.
02:02I'd leave your sword, but it would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three.
02:42For a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing?
03:10Lannisport?
03:25Could join the city, watch.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45It fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:11Oh.
04:14Oh.
04:16Oh.
04:17Oh.
04:18Oh.
04:19Oh.
04:20Oh, my God.
04:49Oh, my God.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:27Hello there.
05:28You the stable boy?
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down.
05:36I know it's for all three.
05:39Can you tend to them?
05:40I could.
05:41I want it.
05:42None of that.
05:43See to the horses.
05:44You'll get a copper if you do well and a clout in the ear if not.
05:58Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb, roasted with a crust of herbs and some ducks my son shot down.
06:16Which shall you have?
06:18Both.
06:21You're big enough for it.
06:34How much farther to Ashford?
06:36Day's ride.
06:39Is my boy seeing to your horses or has he run off again?
06:43No, he's there.
06:44Half the town's gone down the tourney.
06:46Mine would too if I allowed it.
06:48Swear I couldn't tell you why.
06:50Nights are built the same as other men.
06:52And I never knew a joust to change the price of X.
06:58Bound for the tourney yourself.
07:00I dreamed of you.
07:08Stay the fuck away from me.
07:11Yeah.
07:13My lord?
07:38Never you mind that one, sir.
07:40I'll see about your food.
08:03I'll see about your food.
08:10I could ride him as well as you.
08:13Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No.
08:24But they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard, it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney, then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55Once.
08:57To my sir, he took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:03He taught me everything, really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford.
09:11I could squire for you, sir.
09:13And you can teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:16No, I've no need for a squire, lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the air.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:38Look, lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:57Sulk all you wish.
09:58I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:27I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:54I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:27I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
11:51Beg pardon men, I wish to speak to the master of the games
12:05What do you want man?
12:10Got you again
12:11I, er, came for the tourney
12:14An old tourney is a contest for knights
12:18You a knight?
12:19Oi!
12:25A knight with a name mayhaps?
12:28Er, Dunk
12:31Sir Dunk
12:33I, I, I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy
12:38He knighted me before he passed with his own sword
12:45That's his penny there in the hilt
12:50Well, a sword it is for a certainty
12:54But I've never heard of this Ireland of Pennytree, you were a squire you say?
12:58He always meant for me to be a knight one day
13:01As he was
13:03Am I to be a knight one day sir?
13:05As you are
13:11When he was dying he called for his long sword and bade me kneel
13:17Charged me to be a good knight
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent
13:23Served the realm with all my might and I swore that I would
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true
13:35Were there witnesses to your dubbing?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree
13:44This is Ashford town lad
13:47Know what comes to men here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm, I'm not
13:52We hang you, naked
13:53By your hands and your feet
13:56Blow you down, arsehole first, onto a sharpened point
13:59And fuck you dry
14:01Call it the Ashford chair
14:03So I ask you again
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides our fucking songbird?
14:09Well
14:11See
14:13It was raining
14:15I'm bullshitting you
14:21Ashford chair
14:23You take a boot to the egg?
14:25This is the Reach, not the Riverlands
14:27Ashford chair
14:28Think we're fending off some scourge of cottagers
14:30Scuttling about into internees
14:35You'd need coin
14:38Armour
14:38Horses
14:39Men
14:40Training
14:40Gods would be good
14:42Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists
14:46That would be you
14:47A different sort of entertainment
14:49Hmm
14:50Well
14:51I'm no farmer
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one
14:56Look man
14:58My lord Ashford
15:00Fancies himself of great import
15:02Gods know why
15:03Well that means I'm to ward off every landed knight and sellsword vying to challenge
15:07You understand?
15:09There are princes about
15:11Oh of course
15:21You're late master
15:25You'll be known to the true knights you're assembled
15:28There was a pavilion
15:30Flying the banner of House Dondarrion
15:32Aye, Sir Manfred of that house
15:34Sir Ireland served his lord father in Dorne a few years past
15:37Sir Manfred will remember us
15:39By scent alone no doubt
15:42If you'll speak to your good honour
15:43Bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow
15:46Leave your escorts behind
15:48As you say
15:49Aye
15:52You are aware that those vanquished in tourney
15:55Forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors
15:58And must ransom them back
15:59Aye
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom
16:02Gods know
16:03I mean
16:05I won't have need of coin
16:07I won't have need of coin
16:11Oh
16:12Seven
16:13Fuck
16:14Think about it
16:32Okay, do you have a good knot so you can do that
16:35Mind those two
16:36Good girl
16:42My pardon, sirs, I need speak with Sir Manfred.
16:46He's napping, sir.
16:48Working for a stag.
16:52I don't have a stag.
16:54What kind of knight don't got a stag?
16:56It's a hedge knight, ain't it?
16:58What?
16:58It's like a knight, but sadder.
17:01No, I'm not sad.
17:03He's got to sleep in the hedges, because no lard will have it.
17:05Aw, that is sad.
17:08And Sir Manfred's fucked its wife, too.
17:10No, I don't have a wife.
17:12Oh, because we're used to husbands coming round.
17:15Likes fucking wives, that one.
17:17Near as much as he likes fucking us.
17:18Told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red.
17:21Well, we're already red.
17:23So we are.
17:27Well, when do you expect Sir Manfred to wake, then?
17:32It might want to try back at Evenfarm.
17:34Evenfarm.
17:39Goodbye.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Earth.
17:48Why'd you just say that, huh?
17:52I'm not sad.
17:56Certainly not rising to the level of a calmness sad.
18:01Besides, Sir Alan always said that a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight.
18:08When we win our first tilt, we'll have the loser's armour and horse, or his gold.
18:14Won't be sad then.
18:23No.
18:24I said that we did win.
18:26Look, it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice heart for a trice.
18:32Do not muck about with me, Raymond.
18:35You're a good-for-nothing useless rat.
18:49Do you go up in that, you blew out a cunt?
18:54That's a long sword you wear.
18:58Er, yes, it is mine by right.
19:00That's an odd thing to say.
19:05I'm Sir Stefan Fosserway.
19:07Come try me.
19:09As you see, me cousin here is not ripe yet.
19:12Do it, sir.
19:13I may not be right, but my cousin's rotten to the core.
19:16Knock my seeds out of him.
19:17Quiet!
19:21I thank you, but I have matters to attend.
19:24What matters is the edge, I have no doubt.
19:29Fucking size of you, stupid bastard.
19:33To Grant!
19:40Perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations.
19:44Come on.
19:45Come on.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:33Fuck.
20:50He's napping still.
20:52Still?
20:54On account of his gouty toes.
20:58One of life's absurd little miseries, to be sure.
21:04Makes for restless nights.
21:06Poor dear.
21:07Absolutely.
21:08It's just...
21:08Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him,
21:11so I may enter the lists on the morrow.
21:14What's this?
21:15It means the joust.
21:18Awful dangerous, that.
21:19Yes, well, erm...
21:22I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am I?
21:25And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers.
21:30Ain't that ideal.
21:32Ha!
21:32Shut up!
21:33You're meant to be dead.
21:36Find a safer trade, lad.
21:38You'll be happier for it.
21:39One whore to another.
21:42Ha!
21:46Must you mock me?
21:48I was only asking for a bit of help.
21:51I'll try some Manfred back in the morning.
21:55Sorry, lad.
21:57Aye.
21:58We don't mean to mock you.
21:59We see plenty of green bars every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:05Well, perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, Knight.
22:13Last one you like to have.
22:22A brave hero forces on, leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance.
22:39A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring Lux's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid, holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honor his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:55For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise.
23:00Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise.
23:39A half-man! A half-man!
23:43Do I look like a half-man?
23:48I'm sorry.
23:49I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:51He could have broken your hand or a knee if he could.
23:54He likes to batter men in the yard.
23:56You know, in case he needs them in the lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:03I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree, which he never ceases to remind me.
24:10Will you and your cousin ride an attorney?
24:13He will.
24:13I would that I could, but I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:24You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:39What makes all the difference in the world?
24:44You hungry?
24:46Always.
25:11It's lying over Athian.
25:13The laughing storm they call him.
25:16I thought he'd be bigger.
25:184,000 years ago.
25:214,000 years...
25:23Where you going?
25:24Like a cunt. I can't. I know myself.
25:27I've had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen.
25:354,000 years ago,
25:38our ancestors gathered in that big field
25:43outside to blood each other with sticks.
25:46They have a little bit of gay fun.
25:48And they say it was this country's first ever joust.
25:52Well, I say.
26:00Yeah, that was a nice thing.
26:02First ever joust.
26:05Ah.
26:09Men could not have devised
26:11such a joy.
26:15So who was it?
26:20Huh?
26:22Who was it?
26:34Fuck it.
26:35A hundred gold to the man, beast, or god
26:37who sticks me best.
26:39Carry your pants
26:41so we can die.
26:42Come on!
27:11Come on!
27:44Have you ever been punched in the face before?
27:50I beg your pardon, Sir Lion?
27:51Big men get punched more than little men, did you know that?
27:57No, but I believe it.
28:02Is that why you slouch?
28:04So you don't get punched?
28:06I don't slouch.
28:08Oh, you've been cowering all evening like a maiden on a wedding night.
28:14I meant no disrespect, sir, honestly.
28:18Where I grew up, you learned to go on notice as odd.
28:22Seven above gave you tallness?
28:25So be tall.
28:27Or I will name you a heretic and burn you.
28:31Drown you.
28:32Drop your foot off.
28:34Tall?
28:35I don't know.
28:36What do they do to heretics?
28:38Burn them, my lord.
28:40Fine.
28:42What have you brought me?
28:48Um...
28:48Uh, sir, I...
28:50Begging your pardon, sir.
28:52I didn't realize...
28:54You wish to carry my favor, sir.
28:58Yet you come with an empty hand.
29:04Lord Caffren.
29:06A smug cunt in red.
29:08He is scarce to pay his rents.
29:11His people starve each winter.
29:13Yet even he shined up this...
29:17...bauble from his family's cellars.
29:19For he understands that all men, in their way, wish only for your help.
29:23Or your head.
29:28You've come for my head, then.
29:32What?
29:32What?
29:33No.
29:34No.
29:36Then why the fuck are you in my tent?
29:44So, it's all supper?
29:58All right.
30:02I think she makes sense.
30:04Sobri.
30:05What is your name, man?
30:09Don.
30:09Sir Donk.
30:10That's ridiculous.
30:16Do you like dancing?
30:18Doesn't everyone?
30:45Do you like dancing?
30:50Oh, my God.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:22Oh, my God.
32:07Oh, my God.
32:10Yeah, and there are many men that I had to do, Stormlanders had always done.
32:19If they had done it, I could do it too.
32:25Yeah, it was best not to agonize.
32:30Yeah, I agonize a lot.
32:35Sometimes I think I agonize too much, and I just end up agonizing over that.
32:43I mean, I'm quick and strong, sure.
32:47Sure.
32:48But so are you.
32:49Sure.
32:50Plus, you've trained Sauron and Lance with the finest masters at arms in the realm.
32:55Well, I mean, what chance do I have, truly?
33:01Well, you have no chance.
33:09Well, it's a great honor to test oneself against a worthy foe.
33:16No disrespect, sir.
33:19That's easy for you to say.
33:21You have a name, an inheritance, one loss, and I won't be able to ransom back my own horse.
33:35Not a night without a horse, it's no night at all.
33:38Why?
33:44So what should I do?
33:49I don't know.
33:53I'm really quite drunk.
34:03Okay.
34:05Thanks.
34:10Sorry.
34:34Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
34:36He serves your lord father to hunt the vulture king in the Red Mountains.
34:41I was only a boy.
34:42I thought he said you were a Dornish man.
34:45No, he said he's hung like a Dornish man.
34:47No, he said I've hung Dornish man.
34:52Perhaps we would speak on the morn.
34:55I know your Pennytree not, nor you, brother.
34:58Be gone.
35:02But Sir Ireland took a wound in your father's service.
35:06How could you have forgotten him?
35:10The Lordfather tore 800 swords into those mountains.
35:13We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound.
35:17Please, sir.
35:19I will not be allowed to challenge unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me.
35:23And what does that to mean?
35:37You.
35:40What?
35:41What?
35:46You.
35:53What?
35:54What?
35:56What are you doing?
35:58Cooking the fish.
35:59Do you want some?
36:01No, I mean, how did you get here?
36:04Did you steal a horse?
36:06I rode in the back of a lamb cart.
36:09Lamb cart.
36:11Well, you're best fighting another one.
36:13You can't make me go.
36:14I'd had enough of that in.
36:16Now, listen, I'll have no more insolence from you, boy.
36:19I should throw you over my horse and take you home.
36:22You need to ride all the way to King's Landing.
36:25You're Mr. Tarny.
36:26King's Landing?
36:27You from Flea Bottom?
36:29No.
36:31Aye.
36:40What are those doing there?
36:42I wash them.
36:43I make the fire, caught the fish, hand groom the horses.
36:46I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one.
36:50There's my pavilion.
36:52That's a tree?
36:53Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs.
36:56Sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent.
37:01What if it rains?
37:03The tree will shelter me.
37:05Trees leak.
37:08So they do.
37:10What's your name?
37:13Dunk.
37:14Sir Dunk.
37:15There's no name for a knight.
37:17Is it short for Duncan?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Yes.
37:22Sir Duncan of...
37:29Sir Duncan the Tall.
37:31Never heard of him.
37:33Does he know every knight in the Seven Kingdoms, then?
37:36The good ones.
37:39You got a name, thief?
37:41Egg.
37:42Egg.
37:45Well, Egg, by rights I should beat you bloody, send you on your way.
37:52But you look as though you don't eat much.
37:55And if you'll swear to do as you're told, I'll let you serve me for the tourney.
38:04After that, well, you'll see.
38:11I don't have much, but if you prove worth your keep, you'll have clothes on your back and food in
38:18your belly.
38:20The clothes might be rough spun and food, salt beef and salt fish, but you won't go hungry.
38:28And I promise not to beat you, except when you deserve it.
38:33Yes, my lord.
38:36Sir.
38:39I'm only a hedge knight.
38:53Falling star brings luck to those who see it.
38:58Go to sleep, boy.
39:00All the other knights are in their pavilions by now.
39:03Staring up at the silk instead of sky.
39:07Do you want a clout in the ear?
39:21So the luck is ours alone?
39:32What's your time is yours?
39:45Staring up at the silk instead of a silk instead of a silk instead of a silk instead of a
39:47silk instead of a silk instead of a silk queen.
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