00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:43I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can't do things in heaven.
02:49Not bad!
03:00Sir Duncan!
03:02Take it! Take it!
03:04Go, Thunder!
03:12Take a quick set up!
03:14Go, Thunder!
03:16Woo!
03:17Come on!
03:20Woo!
03:24Good boy.
03:25Good boy, Thunder.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the madest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid,
04:33it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:06Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just, like, just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Mekos sprang out last.
06:29Damon was the bastard.
06:31So they kicked his bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie kill a rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:44Black guy's not a true born.
06:45He came from the wrong country, was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning host of dawnish spearmen.
06:59Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge goes to knights of high birth and renown.
07:23Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I...
07:27I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir, no.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no.
07:47No, no, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just...
07:51Just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no.
07:57Goose eggs, like...
07:59Just the...
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:50Yeah.
08:52No?
08:56Mmm.
08:59Mmm!
09:02Mmm!
09:04Oh my God!
09:08Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:13Oh!
09:15What's going on?
09:16Come on!
09:34Do you want some hearts off me?
09:42I can't eat hearts off me, I just eat lovely food and grapes and all the bleh bleh bleh
09:49Can't even drink a pint of ale
09:50Yeah, because it's disgusting
09:53It's not disgusting
09:54Yes, it is disgusting
09:55It's not disgusting
09:56It's disgusting
09:57Well then I won't buy you another one
09:58Good
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this
10:08You're in a place like this
10:09I meant for a while
10:12Ah, yeah
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course
10:17Of course
10:19I return a war hero
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter
10:27Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most
10:33Haven't you not, sir?
10:38I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas
10:40And raise cows
10:42And lambs, perhaps
10:44Fuck your lambs
10:45Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it
10:59I'll say this for you
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it
11:05I think so
11:07Mhm
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:15After?
11:15After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust
11:25I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win
11:47If I win
11:49If I win
11:49You can...
11:51A word if you please
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hm?
12:04Oh no, no
12:05I uh
12:06Only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on
12:13Er...
12:13So Duncan, I believe
12:15We are both men of honour
12:17So I hope you understand that
12:20What I ask
12:20Serves no private interest
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my lord Ashford
12:26Has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant
12:30It might not
12:31Hm
12:31Well, with winter not so long past
12:34And many of our flocks collapsed
12:36Hard times lay ahead
12:38Unless we endeavour to
12:40Reverse our fortunes
12:46I... I don't have any money
12:47I...
12:51Shocking
12:52Shocking
12:52That may be
12:54I mean not to rob you
12:56But to reward you
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:16He's a deaf lance
13:18Indeed
13:18Indeed
13:19But
13:20We're a
13:22Challenger to come forth
13:23And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords
13:26The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner
13:29Would find their pockets full
13:37Now, now rest assured
13:39Rest assured
13:39I mean no disrespect
13:41I ask only what you already intend
13:44Drive your fork from a saddle
13:45And take your place on Champions Row
13:49No
13:49I do not want a victory
13:52That I have not earned
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall
14:01And you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldatree home
14:11It's an elm
14:12It's an elm
14:15Elm
14:20I beg you think on it
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then
14:30Mind your pride if you're Duncan
14:39We will fill ournn
14:53Theresa
14:57ItsHA
15:00Son of Mirka
15:03Grandson
15:04King Geron
15:05And Prince of Oscarcarian
15:07Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:07Come on,IG!
16:09Come on,IG!
16:21Come on,IG!
16:25Get in there!
16:27Come on,IG!
16:47Kill him!
16:49Kill him!
16:58Kill him!
17:13He's too low.
17:37Kill him!
17:39Kill him!
17:43Kill him!
17:46Kill him!
17:56Kill him!
17:59Kill him!
18:00Kill him!
18:03Move!
18:09Kill him!
18:14Help!
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31But that was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me.
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lad.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lad
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost a digit-ending flock
19:04Now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers less than motion
19:12Shut the fuck up your ass
19:14Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give
19:28To more than what was soft
19:29More than what I want
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41A crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:55No, I just think Alice is a nice name to write a song to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasure in men and their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:13Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09I used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about his chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford
23:27For giving away his horse
23:28Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05God's no how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So aye, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I forgot it carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:32I heard that part about the
24:35I heard that part about the witch
24:37I heard that part about the beauty
25:02Yeah!
25:32Ha ha!
25:36Oh!
25:38There Ian.
25:39His old smiles and chivalry is as long as his father is watching.
25:42I saw Princemaker's chair was empty.
25:44They left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats?
25:48Which are those?
25:50His heir, Darren and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago,
25:55but... never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
25:59but most like Daeron
26:02he's probably just drunk again
26:06little wonder maker's been walking around
26:08like someone pissed in his swan pie
26:10he's probably just worried about his sons
26:12Seven know why
26:14Daeron's a sort
26:15Arian's just vain and cruel
26:18the third's so useless
26:20they were going to ship him off to a citadel
26:21to make a maester of him
26:22from the youngest
26:23you have to come
26:25Arian's hurting her
26:26hurting who?
26:30arian!
26:32Arian!
26:46Oh, that's right.
26:52I'm still holding on.
26:54Hold on.
26:55Just a minute.
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:35Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
27:51Go!
28:05Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:26I didn't want to look like you.
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