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00:00:09I want to flip Adrien.
00:00:10Why the fuck would I ever talk to you?
00:00:12Because you gave Starlight that footage.
00:00:13Surveillance footage was taken from Prime Analytics and given to Starlight.
00:00:16She just wanted some help.
00:00:18She confessed. Leak plugged.
00:00:20You don't think the next word out of her mouth might have been useful?
00:00:23My dad's about to die.
00:00:24I need a dose of compound V, and I need it today.
00:00:30What the fuck?
00:00:31What happens when he finds out you murdered his family?
00:00:34It was me.
00:00:35What was it?
00:00:36I'm so sorry.
00:00:39Jimmy, go!
00:00:40Starlight visited a clinic, and she had an abortion.
00:00:44Baby killer!
00:00:49What happened to me back there?
00:00:52Welcome to Godolkin University.
00:00:54The virus only affects soups.
00:00:56It attaches to the compound V in their blood.
00:00:57Concentrate the dose.
00:00:58Let's see how sick we can make her.
00:01:00Is this all of it?
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:01You're the only one who knows how to replicate her.
00:01:08In a world of chaos, some things never change.
00:01:12That good will always win.
00:01:14That love conquers all.
00:01:16And that heroes will answer the call to protect.
00:01:20To inspire.
00:01:21To appear.
00:01:26To appear.
00:01:37To appear.
00:01:39To appear.
00:01:49Welcome to the B-52 Expo.
00:01:52Now, please give a big round of applause for your hosts, Cameron Coleman and the Geek!
00:02:13Homelander. Nice trip, Homer.
00:02:21This turnout, they love the fuck out of you. Talk about riding a circus.
00:02:29...scheduled to release this summer, G-Man World War III.
00:02:33And it's just one of the many new projects we've got coming to you on the VCU timeline.
00:02:36Phases 7 through 19.
00:02:42Which we'll be sharing with you all today in exhaustive detail.
00:02:47Are you okay? Is there anything like buzzing or tingling or weird?
00:02:52I'm telling you, I feel great. Are you absolutely sure I had a stroke?
00:02:58Yes.
00:02:58What's the last thing you remember?
00:03:00Let me see. I was in Smart and Final. I was buying a family pack of pizza rolls.
00:03:03They didn't have pepperoni, so I had to get supreme. Or was it triple meat?
00:03:07No, it was supreme. I remember it had the little green pepper speck.
00:03:10Dad, forget about the fucking pizza rolls.
00:03:12That sure sounds like himself.
00:03:14Yeah. I mean, if I was as bad as they say, then I shouldn't be alive, right?
00:03:18I mean, it's a true blue miracle.
00:03:22Why don't you get some rest, okay? Mom and I are gonna go find you a diet Snapple.
00:03:26Okay.
00:03:31You gave him the V?
00:03:32Yeah. I thought that's what you wanted. It fell out of your coat.
00:03:35I don't understand. Why did you bring it if you didn't want to use it?
00:03:39Look, I wanted to. I... I did. But then, I didn't. Okay? It's just that I...
00:03:46I've seen that shit go wrong so many times.
00:03:49Well, it's gotta go right sometimes, right? I mean, otherwise, there wouldn't be any soups.
00:03:54Look at him. He's fine.
00:04:03You grew up without one parent. I just couldn't bear the thought of you losing another one.
00:04:12Sorry.
00:04:12Sorry.
00:04:17Guess Starlight can't decide whether to rape a baby or kill it.
00:04:20Well, I am pressing charges for assault, and that's for damn sure.
00:04:24And even though the police say she had an alibi, we all know she had something to do with Ezekiel's
00:04:30murder.
00:04:30This is a biblical war of good versus evil, folks.
00:04:35And I'm declaring hunting season on Starlighters.
00:04:38Now, on the subject of baby killers, let's welcome our guest, Dr. Dorian Boone.
00:04:44Dr. Boone, what's Starlight's baby feel when she murdered him?
00:04:48There was a study done at Samaritan's Embrace University on ferrets that proves unborn babies feel pain.
00:04:55It's really his inception.
00:04:57What am I supposed to do with her home for two weeks, Marvin? I have a job.
00:05:02So do I.
00:05:02And the boy needed stitches, which you can be sure we're going to get the bill for.
00:05:06Suspended for fighting, baby? This ain't like you.
00:05:09Dad, I...
00:05:09Uh-uh.
00:05:10What were you thinking?
00:05:13He said Homelander's a hero, so I told him the truth.
00:05:16Then he told me to F-word off, so I hit him!
00:05:19Baby, fighting is not how you solve problems.
00:05:21Why not? That's what you do.
00:05:26Sweetie, go to your room.
00:05:29Go to your room!
00:05:36Okay, Monique.
00:05:37God damn it, Marvin.
00:05:39I am not gonna lose another person I love to this superhero shit.
00:05:42Let me talk to her.
00:05:44You fix this!
00:05:47Now!
00:05:55Fuck all this cloak and dagger shot. It's bloody freezing out here.
00:05:58Well, I mean, I was thinking we could meet in your mom's pussy, but...
00:06:01You know, I wanted someplace more private.
00:06:04Hm.
00:06:05So what you think, then?
00:06:07Butcher, listen.
00:06:10How about we do this job?
00:06:12Just you and me.
00:06:14I don't know, Joe.
00:06:16It's a bit all of a sudden, isn't it?
00:06:17Billy.
00:06:19Your team's a joke.
00:06:21You think I haven't noticed?
00:06:23M.M.'s on the verge of a breakdown.
00:06:25Frenchie is a fucking junkie.
00:06:26Hughie is a gaping wet pussy.
00:06:28And the two soups on your side.
00:06:30Man, for whatever reason, you have a blind spot for them.
00:06:33All right.
00:06:34I'll give you Starlight.
00:06:36But Kamiko's a bloody good weapon.
00:06:39And the rest of them are still at the scratch.
00:06:42Brother, I don't get you.
00:06:44I don't.
00:06:45Half of your brain is a fucking tumor.
00:06:47This is your last shot at Homelander.
00:06:49And now you decide to go soft.
00:06:54Yeah.
00:06:55They are decent people.
00:06:57But you and me, we don't belong with decent.
00:07:12Hey, so where is Colin?
00:07:16Chippo?
00:07:17Why?
00:07:17Because he completely ghosted me.
00:07:20Did you guys get into a fight or something?
00:07:24We are.
00:07:25We are.
00:07:26We are.
00:07:26We are out of town.
00:07:27This minute.
00:07:33Super.
00:07:36How are you?
00:07:56Fucking hell.
00:07:56It's like a morgan here.
00:07:58What's with all the long faces?
00:07:59I don't know.
00:08:00Maybe because I'm getting blamed for the murder you did.
00:08:04I call you a cunt, but you ain't got the depth or the warmth.
00:08:07I've been meaning to ask you something.
00:08:10How was it that you took out Ezekiel?
00:08:15I have no idea.
00:08:16Bullshit.
00:08:17God's honest.
00:08:18I blacked out, came to and there he was.
00:08:21All over the shop.
00:08:22But never mind that bollocks.
00:08:24Because, my son, I have found it.
00:08:27The answer to all our prayers.
00:08:29And what might that be?
00:08:31It's nothing much.
00:08:32Just a virus that kills soups.
00:08:37Such a thing does not exist.
00:08:39Did not exist.
00:08:40Does now.
00:08:41You see some clever cunts over at Gondolkin University.
00:08:44Cooked up a bug that latches onto the V in their bloodstream.
00:08:48Now, it's completely harmless to humans.
00:08:51But to soups...
00:08:55Fucking diabolical.
00:08:56So you shove this shit into me and Kimiko and we just...
00:09:01drop dead?
00:09:02Yep.
00:09:03That's the idea.
00:09:05Now, it ain't juiced enough to kill Homelander.
00:09:08I reckon if we get her hands on some and try it out on her lovely VP elect.
00:09:12And why the hell are we just finding out about this shit, Butcher?
00:09:15There's only one small snag.
00:09:17When I went to God knew to nick it, Newman had picked me to the post, so we're gonna have
00:09:21to nick it from her.
00:09:22This is insane and desperate, even for you.
00:09:25Well, insanely desperate's where we are, don't you think, love?
00:09:27Okay, all right, all right. Time out.
00:09:29Look, if this virus is as dangerous as Butcher says it is, do you really want it in Newman's hands?
00:09:39No, you're right.
00:09:40Right in.
00:09:42I'm resorted.
00:09:44Oh, uh, one other tiny little thing.
00:09:47I need you to get us one presidential pardon.
00:09:53Lord, they asked me to join the seven.
00:09:58I know I should be happy, but I'm not sure I'm strong enough to fight all the sinners.
00:10:03Will you carry me, Jesus?
00:10:05Are you?
00:10:06Are you there?
00:10:15That clips from our new studio division, Vaught Faith.
00:10:19Speaking of faith, let's all have a moment of silence for my brother in Christ, Ezekiel.
00:10:24Adios, amigo.
00:10:26I will remember you.
00:10:32Will you remember me?
00:10:48You, um, you all right?
00:10:53Still searching for this leak.
00:10:56Hmm.
00:10:57Any leads?
00:10:59I'm working on it.
00:11:02And it's gotta be someone.
00:11:04That footage didn't just run itself out of crime analytics.
00:11:08Am I right?
00:11:15Let me know if I can help.
00:11:17Oh.
00:11:31For fuck's sakes.
00:11:33You got fleas or something?
00:11:39Stay closed, Dominic.
00:11:41This won't take long.
00:11:46Gentlemen, I have pottery class in ten minutes.
00:11:49Right.
00:11:50Would you rather finger some fucking clay or walk the fuck out of here?
00:12:01Fuck me.
00:12:02Grateful cunt, innit?
00:12:03Hmm.
00:12:04Where's your fucking manners?
00:12:05It's not my birthday.
00:12:06And this is not a gift.
00:12:09Victoria Newman has something we need.
00:12:11Some kind of virus.
00:12:14I have no idea what you mean.
00:12:16Come on, Stanny.
00:12:17You strike me as the type of bloke
00:12:18what keeps his paws in all sorts of dirty little pies.
00:12:21Look, you help us get this virus from Newman.
00:12:25We'll help you get the fuck out of here.
00:12:26You must be pretty desperate
00:12:28to try and enlist me in a plot against Victoria.
00:12:32She is like a daughter to me.
00:12:34Yeah, a daughter who sold you out.
00:12:35She did what I raised her to do.
00:12:38You're right.
00:12:39You taught her how to be a monster.
00:12:41But not her little girl.
00:12:47Ah.
00:12:49You didn't know.
00:12:51She shot up sweet little Zoe full of V.
00:12:55Turned her into a tentacle mouth nightmare.
00:12:57How about we get you out of here?
00:13:00Exonerated.
00:13:01Ain't.
00:13:02Throwing custody of Zoe.
00:13:05I ain't no better deal.
00:13:07And you know it.
00:13:16Gotta land it to him.
00:13:18Cunt knows how to wear a whistle.
00:13:21This is a bad idea.
00:13:25Starlight.
00:13:27What an unexpected pleasure.
00:13:29You know, I've always felt a certain kinship with you.
00:13:33Where are we heading?
00:13:34West.
00:13:38Charming.
00:13:39Do you have a towel I could place over the seat?
00:13:44Absolute disaster that was our honeymoon.
00:13:46It wasn't a disaster.
00:13:46Come on.
00:13:47Be serious.
00:13:47Acapulco wasn't that bad.
00:13:50The honeymoon suite had two twin beds.
00:13:53Yeah.
00:13:53There were people vomiting at the swim up bar.
00:13:56And the all included buffet seemingly only included salmonella.
00:14:00You hated it so much.
00:14:02Why did you buy a timeshare?
00:14:03Who bought a timeshare?
00:14:05That guy put the hard sell on me.
00:14:09It'd be great to go back, wouldn't it?
00:14:11Yeah.
00:14:12And for the food poisoning?
00:14:12No.
00:14:13It's just Acapulco.
00:14:15You know?
00:14:15To go to Branson and Pigeon Forge.
00:14:20Oh, Paris.
00:14:21I have always wanted to go to Paris.
00:14:23Never knew that?
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25They have this walking tour that goes to all the spots in the Da Vinci Code.
00:14:29Oh.
00:14:29Imagine that.
00:14:30Wow.
00:14:31Wow.
00:14:31I'd hate to miss it.
00:14:34That reminds me.
00:14:35I want to give you this Huey, which is my engagement ring.
00:14:42for when you proposed to Annie.
00:14:47Wow.
00:14:48Mom.
00:14:49That's so sweet.
00:14:50But I don't know if we're ready right now.
00:14:53You're crazy.
00:14:54Lock that shit down, you moron.
00:14:56Okay.
00:15:02I know I can't, um, you know, change anything.
00:15:07But I'm really sorry.
00:15:14I'm really sorry that I missed this.
00:15:19You know this.
00:15:21Me too.
00:15:23And look, I know you tried to reach out to Huey and I should never have kept you away.
00:15:33It's...
00:15:35I'm gonna...
00:15:35I'm gonna go to the ladies' room.
00:15:38You okay?
00:15:47What is it?
00:15:50You gave her power of attorney.
00:15:52I knew...
00:15:53Just you haven't seen her in years.
00:15:55Did you think I couldn't handle it?
00:15:56It's not that.
00:15:59You remember when Jar Jar got leukemia?
00:16:04Yeah.
00:16:04Cat wouldn't eat and yet somehow still had diarrhea.
00:16:08And you would not let me put him down until he eventually kinda just, you know, exploded.
00:16:13With blood and shit.
00:16:14Yeah, I remember.
00:16:15Right.
00:16:15But I was nine.
00:16:16You are still the same little kid.
00:16:19You hold on tight to everyone.
00:16:22And I love you for that.
00:16:24But, you know, when it came to an advance directive, let's just say I didn't want to end up like
00:16:33Jar Jar.
00:16:39Hey, where's your mom gone?
00:16:40Uh, she went to the bathroom, remember?
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44Yeah, of course.
00:17:05You got a nice place.
00:17:07I've rarely been.
00:17:08It's the smell.
00:17:10But if Victoria wanted to keep her proclivities quiet, it'd be here.
00:17:14Yeah.
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:41Well, I'm here.
00:17:42I'm here.
00:18:11What is all this?
00:18:15I'm as surprised as you are.
00:19:10What is all this?
00:19:17What did you find?
00:19:21It's what I did not.
00:19:23You see, the labels mark each iteration of this virus.
00:19:27Somebody's using running tests, but now it's all gone.
00:19:33What?
00:19:35Holy shit.
00:19:43Fucking bitch.
00:19:45Easy.
00:19:46Victoria, you're looking well.
00:19:47You think I would have known the minute you and your ankle monitor stepped out of that prison?
00:19:50I don't recall giving you permission to turn my rec room into a virology lab.
00:19:56You brought these assholes here?
00:19:59They want to kill me.
00:20:00I'm sorry.
00:20:01Are you upset that I betrayed you?
00:20:04Oi.
00:20:05Knock it off you two.
00:20:06This ain't family pies.
00:20:07You have five seconds to tell me what you did to Samir, or I paint this fucking room red.
00:20:12Who the fuck's Samir?
00:20:14Enough.
00:20:16So, you brought in Samir.
00:20:18Smart.
00:20:19That's what I'd have done.
00:20:21But whatever happened to him, it wasn't us.
00:20:25We should find him together.
00:20:26You're fucking kidding me.
00:20:27If I'm not mistaken, you hurt these people.
00:20:31They expose you as a super-abled killer.
00:20:35Yes?
00:20:36Then I'm afraid that we are at a stalemate.
00:20:40You might as well use their expertise.
00:20:42At the very least, their effective cannon fodder.
00:20:45Thanks.
00:20:46It's really nice of you.
00:20:54A story about a hero.
00:20:56I'm not giving up on you.
00:20:57But you can't give up on yourself.
00:20:59And the boy he taught to run.
00:21:03Run faster than that!
00:21:05I quit!
00:21:06Don't you bail on me!
00:21:07Get off of me!
00:21:07Either outrun this life, or you can run yourself into an early grave.
00:21:11Cause baby, there ain't no mountain high enough.
00:21:16Ain't no valley old enough.
00:21:20There ain't no mountain high enough.
00:21:23There ain't no mountain high enough.
00:21:23I can't give you.
00:21:27Trust me.
00:21:27I'm just as excited as you all for this film that is so close to my heart.
00:21:35Being able to tell this.
00:21:37Hey, listen man.
00:21:38Call me crazy, but I'm sensing a little tension here.
00:21:41Anything wrong?
00:21:43Yeah, dude.
00:21:45You fucking reported that I got shit canned as head of crime analytics.
00:21:49I'm sorry, but look, I gotta take a couple of shots at the home team now and again if women
00:21:55appear fair and balanced.
00:21:57Look, I'll make a retraction.
00:21:58No, it's way too late for that shit.
00:22:02I know a bomb bag pulled me from his latest slice of life drama.
00:22:04I'm sorry, man.
00:22:05I don't know what to say.
00:22:07Yeah, it wasn't personal.
00:22:08Be sure to check me out on this Vought Plus thriller, Double Stand.
00:22:12Which just finished reshooting his reshoots, making it the most expensive TV show ever.
00:22:20So, you know, it's gotta be good. Am I right?
00:22:24A-Train!
00:22:25For the first time in Vought's history, we have two black heroes in the seven and one unspecified.
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:31Wow.
00:22:33Vought proudly supports and amplifies BIPOC voices. Isn't that right, Cameron?
00:22:37Sure is, Deep. Which is why these articulate heroes will lead Vought's newest diversity initiative, Black Addict.
00:22:45Some say go woke, go broke. Well, we say go woke, get yoked.
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00:23:01Tide.
00:23:03Forget this. When a white fan streams my movie, you'll see me holding a brand tailor-made to their tastes.
00:23:09But when, you know, say black fans stream it, they'll see a delicious Vought Imperial peach cognac.
00:23:16It's pretty cool.
00:23:17Yeah!
00:23:24All right, so Chuffa Chuffa from Cameron and Deep. Then we announce Ryan's debut series, Super School.
00:23:32That's the title we went with?
00:23:33That was the only thing we got cleared. Then they're gonna throw to me, right, for my little why now
00:23:37moment.
00:23:38You know how I got my inspo from my time really teaching the next generation of superpower youth.
00:23:43And then it's go time, baby, right? That's when you're gonna come out to me and we do, like, a
00:23:48little two-hour Q&A.
00:23:50Bonnie, you look gorgeous today, by the way. Did you get my text?
00:23:55Uh, yeah.
00:23:56Right, is that for us? Listen, tell we'll be out in, like, 15, 20, okay?
00:23:59Okay.
00:23:59All right, cool.
00:24:00Hey, Ryan. What do you think?
00:24:04Seriously, what do you think? I really want to know.
00:24:09It's just... I mean, Super School?
00:24:13Hmm.
00:24:14Why are we doing a teen show anyway?
00:24:16Um, because we like money?
00:24:18If you don't want to do it, don't. Don't do it. I mean it.
00:24:24I'm just gonna pop the horns up here a little bit and play devil's advocate. We are a month away
00:24:28from shooting.
00:24:29Built all the sets. I think we bought up half the sound stages in Toronto.
00:24:32Who cares?
00:24:33Is this because I jerked it in front of Mika Kelly? Because, again, that was just crossed wires.
00:24:40Hey! Guy, what's it gonna take to get you amped?
00:24:43Do you want an EP credit? That is done. You want to get script approval? I can make anything sing.
00:24:47Give him your black Amex.
00:24:49What? You want... you know what? Why don't you take my whole wallet?
00:24:58And the keys to your Jaguar.
00:24:59I would love... to do that.
00:25:05Ryan, what do you say?
00:25:10No.
00:25:19So you're... you're really not mad at me?
00:25:23No. I'm proud of you for speaking your mind.
00:25:28Ryan...
00:25:31I've been, uh, manipulated by people my whole life.
00:25:37Being told what to say, where to stand, it's like being a slave.
00:25:43Only worse.
00:25:43I did some reflecting, and I realized that I've been doing the same thing...
00:25:50to you.
00:25:53But...
00:25:54no more.
00:25:56From now on, no more rules.
00:25:59For either of us.
00:26:00We are both...
00:26:02emancipated...
00:26:02from slavery.
00:26:04We're free.
00:26:06Sound good?
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08Yeah?
00:26:09Well, buddy, I don't care what anyone else thinks but you.
00:26:13As far as I'm concerned, this whole planet is...
00:26:17empty.
00:26:19Except for you and me.
00:26:28As if you don't have 60 more painters.
00:26:31Prince Andrew gave me these shoes.
00:26:34I'm suddenly reminded how much I hated it here.
00:26:37Really?
00:26:39I used to love it.
00:26:40I always felt a little more free here.
00:26:42And yet you've turned my farm into an infectious disease lab.
00:26:45Clear.
00:26:46You can only assume that you're searching for a way to control Homelander.
00:26:50He's a Freudian cesspool.
00:26:53Random impulse and deep insecurity.
00:26:56There's no one who can control that.
00:26:57You put yourself and Zoe in terrible danger.
00:27:00No.
00:27:02You put me and Zoe in terrible danger.
00:27:04You used me like you use everybody else.
00:27:06Somebody had to protect her.
00:27:07You mean shooting her up with compound B?
00:27:10You took a bright-eyed little girl and you turned her into a-
00:27:13Into a what?
00:27:13A monster?
00:27:14Is that why you had me hide what I was?
00:27:17Stick to the shadows?
00:27:17Never reach too high?
00:27:19That was to protect you.
00:27:20No, that was because you were ashamed of me.
00:27:24My daughter will never have to live like that.
00:27:31What's gonna happen when we find the virus and this little truce is over?
00:27:37Starlight blinds the bitch.
00:27:38Before she knows what's what, I'll jam it with a dose.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:44I'll jam it with and I'll jam it with too much.
00:27:46I'll jam it with.
00:28:05We've got a casualty.
00:28:10We've got a casualty.
00:28:11Is that Samir?
00:28:12Who knows? One of his lab assistants.
00:28:19What the hell is...
00:28:23The Vita fucking chicken!
00:28:44Fuck this.
00:28:53Well, you could have warned us your pal Samir was V-ing up a Kentucky Fried fucking massacre, couldn't ya?
00:28:57I didn't know, okay? Something obviously went wrong. We have to find him.
00:29:01Yeah, right. And we're supposed to believe you. You ain't sleeping shitless, don't ya?
00:29:06Right, cause you're such a paragon of virtue. You tell your friends about the deal we made?
00:29:09Wait, what does that mean?
00:29:11Said he'd steal all the files you had on me if I gave him Ryan.
00:29:14Are you fucking kidding me?
00:29:16And I didn't go through with it, did I? Which proves I'm on the level.
00:29:20When are we gonna learn? He's never gonna fucking change.
00:29:23Alright, listen. We got a lot of ground to cover. So let's just go.
00:29:27It's an absolute wonder to me that you've all managed to live this long.
00:29:39What? I didn't go through with it!
00:29:43Ooh, that's nice.
00:29:46Excuse me, hi. Did I say you could take out your vibrating Bluetooth anal beads?
00:29:51Go pop him back in. Right. Now.
00:29:55This is an important event.
00:29:57Uh-huh.
00:29:58You really expect me to come on stage in front of our most loyal fans?
00:30:01Oh, yeah. I want everyone to know what a grubby little queef sniffer you are.
00:30:06Hm.
00:30:08I'm sorry. This wasn't how I was planning to tell you, but, um, or, but now, I mean...
00:30:16You...
00:30:18Are dumping...
00:30:19Me.
00:30:21I need a dom...
00:30:23Who's dominating.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:27But I hope we can still be friends.
00:30:40Mm.
00:30:41Is this your angry look, or did Starlight fuck up your face?
00:30:45You know, if you weren't Homelander's right-hand bitch, I'd take you out behind the woodshed and whoop your ass.
00:30:50Mm. Sounds on brand.
00:30:53You set me up to get my ass beat.
00:30:55And you fell for it.
00:30:57But, hey, now you don't have to play a victim.
00:31:00It could really be one.
00:31:03Y'all just think I'm stupid, poor, white trash.
00:31:06I don't think you're poor.
00:31:07Londres make me all you want.
00:31:10Makes that much easier to stick a fucking shiv in your back.
00:31:25Aren't you okay?
00:31:32Oh.
00:31:34Are you okay?
00:31:50I noticed you're having a little, uh, projectile dysfunction.
00:31:56Yeah, you know what?
00:31:57Why don't you worry about yourself?
00:31:58Okay?
00:31:59I am.
00:32:00You're not much used to us if your powers are on the fucking fritz.
00:32:03That's how you beat the piss out of Firecracker on national television.
00:32:06Don't get me wrong.
00:32:07I enjoyed the hell out of it.
00:32:09But, um...
00:32:09Don't you think it was a little...
00:32:11out of control?
00:32:13We can't lose our cool like that.
00:32:15We?
00:32:17Come on, Annie.
00:32:18I'm one of the only people who does get it.
00:32:20Dual identities.
00:32:21I'm so Nadia.
00:32:23You think I don't want to let her out sometimes?
00:32:25But I can't.
00:32:26I gotta be Newman.
00:32:28And shit, you've been starlight for so long.
00:32:29Do you even know who Annie is anymore?
00:32:39Yeah.
00:32:40You really got your shit locked down.
00:32:46OK.
00:33:19I don't know.
00:33:49ladies and gentlemen tech night
00:33:54it's been a whole year since my last movie so i'd say we're due for a reboot
00:34:02no keep your eyes full don't let them see us talking who sage it's homelander all of them
00:34:07oh god are you a mess remember when we said we'd help each other the leak wasn't anika it was
00:34:12me
00:34:12what the fuck what the fuck are you fucking suicidal chill out you just made me a fucking
00:34:19accomplice you piece of shit i took one shit in homelander's toilet i'm not joining the fucking
00:34:24rebel alliance i need to tell him hey you've done a lot more than just take a shit and we
00:34:30both know
00:34:30that we made a deal so you either help me get sage off my jock or you go down with
00:34:38me
00:34:40the tech night plums a whole new pit of darkness with its soundtrack of nirvana hits
00:34:46and a 12-minute sequence that's entirely pitch black
00:34:54found it possibly the only bottle of diet kiwi
00:35:00where's dad
00:35:09dad dad
00:35:15dad
00:35:16dad
00:35:18dad
00:35:22dad
00:35:23dad
00:35:25dad
00:35:25dad
00:35:25i'm just going to be here for a second
00:35:31dad
00:35:32dad
00:35:33dad
00:35:37how'd that happen
00:35:39dad
00:35:45Oh, Eileen, what's going on?
00:35:52I don't know.
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55Why don't you sit that down?
00:35:58And why don't you come with me?
00:36:05Who are you?
00:36:07Dad, it's me.
00:36:09It's Eileen.
00:36:09Excuse me.
00:36:10Oh, ma'am!
00:36:11Oh, ma'am!
00:36:13Oh, ma'am!
00:36:15Oh, my God.
00:36:17Call security!
00:36:18Call security!
00:36:21Don't be like that.
00:36:23Hey, let me take you to dinner.
00:36:24I'm a nice guy.
00:36:25I promise.
00:36:31What's happening to me?
00:36:37I love you.
00:36:42I love you.
00:36:42I love you.
00:36:42Attention, please.
00:36:43There has been a report of an emergency.
00:36:46Proceed calling to the police expert.
00:36:48I love you.
00:36:50I love you.
00:36:52I love you.
00:36:54I love you.
00:37:01I love you.
00:37:03go yeah wait wait just listen i i can explain everything all right why don't why don't you just
00:37:07uh why don't you just come with us i can't i'm sorry i've got to take huey to the vaught
00:37:14company
00:37:14store uh he's saving up for a tech night doll he he he calls it an action figure but you
00:37:20know it's
00:37:20a it's a it's a doll dad i'm huey i'm right here you're not huey he's 11. hugh why don't
00:37:38we go back
00:37:38to your room daphne yeah what are you doing here
00:37:51you shouldn't be here you left but i came back remember i did everything for you
00:38:00and you looked through me like i wasn't even there you ruined my life
00:38:08huey's life dad stop get down on the ground now
00:38:14sir wait wait no
00:38:20oh
00:38:23daphne please welcome the guardians of good old town sam reardon and kate dunlach
00:38:33hey how long these things were just going for why big plans tonight wasn't much just gonna maybe
00:38:39fuck your wife excuse me tabatha she wants me to swing by for a late night muff dive which will
00:38:45take
00:38:46forever because i don't need to come up for air i can just breathe right through her juices enough
00:38:50i know about your little closeted eight armed hand job machine i could cut a package together have
00:38:54it on the air by tonight you wouldn't watch me
00:39:00so let's try and keep it classy okay
00:39:04in a hilarious new comedy flipped i'm a stuck-up sorority girl he's a nerd but when a gypsy swaps
00:39:13our
00:39:13bodies so what do you want to do
00:39:17we could go get some nathan's famous
00:39:20no i mean a little more boldly i mean like big picture what do you want to do
00:39:31you're gonna laugh at me no i won't i kind of want to help people
00:39:38but not like with fake saves like really help it's what my mom would want
00:39:45that's amazing that's great
00:39:51you want to help her
00:39:55hmm yeah yeah but i mean great hey adam you send that lovely young lady over here please and you
00:40:01come
00:40:01too um is he making you uncomfortable like you can tell me you won't get in trouble
00:40:12um
00:40:15kind of
00:40:17yeah brian
00:40:20what do you think
00:40:27adam i think you should apologize
00:40:31uh i'm sorry if i was inappropriate
00:40:36didn't seem like you meant it uh yeah that's just that's just my natural tone
00:40:40maybe the problem is that adam is uh looking down on the p.a
00:40:47yeah
00:40:48mm-hmm
00:40:48yeah um
00:40:52adam i think you should get in your knees and do it again
00:41:11i'm sorry if i exploited our inequitable power dynamic and i made you feel uncomfortable
00:41:18please forgive me
00:41:20he's still lying
00:41:21mm-hmm i agree
00:41:32i want you to slap him
00:41:39i'm sorry
00:41:40oh
00:41:41fuck
00:41:41do it again
00:41:42oh
00:41:43fuck okay
00:41:44again
00:41:44oh my
00:41:45oh
00:41:45fuck me
00:41:46sorry stop please
00:41:49oh
00:41:56ryan please
00:42:18ryan please please
00:42:22i didn't know you were a catholic
00:42:25something about the drama of it appeals
00:42:28no
00:42:30do you still believe in god
00:42:34i want to
00:42:39it's just
00:42:42it's just so hard sometimes
00:42:45and you
00:42:45with all my hearts
00:42:49the trinity the resurrection the sacraments
00:42:53all of it
00:42:57well except for the sacraments of penance
00:43:00come on
00:43:02what a steaming pile of dog shit that is
00:43:04i really kind of think that forgiving is
00:43:09it's important
00:43:10forgiving
00:43:11we
00:43:12but not being forgiven
00:43:14what i confess to some priest i don't even know in a peep show good and all my sins wash
00:43:19away
00:43:21talk
00:43:21shit
00:43:25some sins
00:43:27god should not
00:43:28forgive
00:43:30some sins deserve eternal damnation
00:43:34frangie
00:43:36what have you done
00:43:38it's not just one thing you see
00:43:41it is so many things
00:43:44you shouldn't really talk to someone
00:43:48you should i mean have you told can you help
00:43:53if i tell her
00:43:56i'm scared she'll hate me
00:44:01and even more scared she won't
00:44:16i
00:44:18is that a
00:44:19fucking v-du
00:44:20ball
00:44:20off we
00:44:23fuck nice and slow
00:44:33fucking
00:44:34crazy
00:44:36run
00:44:39oh my god
00:45:12i can't believe this is happening to me again
00:45:20oh my god
00:45:20samia
00:45:23are you okay
00:45:24yeah i'm fine but uh
00:45:27henry
00:45:30wait
00:45:30zoe's not here is she because
00:45:32no no she's okay
00:45:33she's okay
00:45:33okay good
00:45:34wait
00:45:35oh my god is that
00:45:36zoe's dad
00:45:38dr shaw was my top man
00:45:40that bought r d before he went behind my back and he flowered my daughter
00:45:46okay i was 20 thoroughly deflowered and this isn't the time or the place
00:45:50what happened
00:45:51we gave uh
00:45:52v to a hamster so we could test the virus on it
00:45:54oh a v-dub hamster was your first mistake mon ami
00:45:57it got loose
00:45:59trashed the lab we ran but the v had already leaked into the groundwater
00:46:02is the virus gone
00:46:05yes
00:46:07except for uh
00:46:10except for one dose
00:46:21hey
00:46:23how transmissible is that not very uh only through bodily fluid blood saliva
00:46:27uh semen okay so we injected into your dead buddy over here as bait
00:46:31and then we put them outside to infect the crazy flying sheep
00:46:37this man is in no condition to a sheep
00:46:42they would eat
00:46:46bollocks that's the only dose i say we leg it which was right it's too valuable okay we run we
00:46:53don't all make it darwinism love they've got to be the fastest just not the slowest no
00:46:57way enough not now i won't be able to outrun them oh don't you cry for that
00:47:02cunt he's just trying to nick zoe from you that's his whole plan isn't it he's lying sorry
00:47:07stanny just business guys stop son of a
00:47:10bitch i should have known and them could die okay or frenchy i mean you really don't care who
00:47:16you just throw to the wolves no not really you're a monster and i'm not letting you do this
00:47:21oh what you're gonna go start raven like you did with firecracker i got the hip popper and you
00:47:27can't even get it enough enough look look y'all see this hives and i got them because y'all
00:47:36motherfuckers are driving me to fuck crazy now annie you can't just go around fucking everybody up
00:47:43and newman do you really want to risk zoe growing up in a group home the way you did and
00:47:48you
00:47:51look my little baby girl needs me and i intend on seeing her you're not a monster butcher
00:47:59you are a motherfucker but you're a motherfucker with a heart
00:48:29i digress
00:48:31i hear that
00:48:48Braindead.
00:48:49How are you so calm?
00:48:50It sort of isn't the first time I've been through something like this.
00:48:52What are you looking for?
00:48:53I don't know.
00:48:53It's topramycin, topotekin, anything we can use to maybe slow Dad down.
00:48:56What if we can't?
00:49:01Nothing is going to happen to you.
00:49:03Daphne!
00:49:11You.
00:49:12You left me.
00:49:13You left our little boy.
00:49:15Dad.
00:49:17You broke our hearts.
00:49:19Dad, stop.
00:49:20Hugh, please.
00:49:25Hugh, Hugh, please, please, Hugh, please.
00:49:28I'm the one you took to the Vought store to buy the Technite doll.
00:49:31I was short eight bucks even though I saved for weeks.
00:49:34And you said anything for your number one hero.
00:49:36But that's the thing, Dad.
00:49:37He never was.
00:49:41You are.
00:49:44You're my hero.
00:49:46And that's why I needed you to wake up so that I could say it.
00:49:49And I know that you heard it.
00:49:54You're my hero, Dad.
00:50:06Hughie?
00:50:06Yeah.
00:50:08Yeah, Dad, it's me.
00:50:09It's me.
00:50:10It's Hughie.
00:50:10Where are we?
00:50:13Oh, God.
00:50:14Oh, God.
00:50:15Why am I?
00:50:16I don't know what's going on.
00:50:18It's a long story.
00:50:19No.
00:50:21Dad?
00:50:22Dad, it's Hughie.
00:50:23It's Hughie.
00:50:24Remember?
00:50:24I know.
00:50:26I just, I know.
00:50:27There's something wrong with me.
00:50:30I can't stop it.
00:50:32I don't know what to do.
00:50:34That's okay.
00:50:38I think I do.
00:50:50How long did you say it takes for the virus to kick in?
00:50:54It's been different every time.
00:50:57Okay.
00:51:01That's not good.
00:51:09Oh, shit.
00:51:28Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:51:44Go, go, go, go.
00:52:02Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:52:09Where's Samir?
00:52:11Where's Samir?
00:52:12Samir?
00:52:15Samir!
00:52:16Victoria.
00:52:17Victoria.
00:52:17Samir!
00:52:18Calm down.
00:52:18Just keep...
00:52:18No, Samir.
00:52:20No, Samir.
00:52:21No, Samir.
00:52:22No, no, Samir.
00:52:25No, Samir.
00:52:29No, Samir.
00:52:30I'm asking of you to renege on a deal.
00:52:32Deal was a pardon for the virus.
00:52:35No virus.
00:52:38No deal.
00:52:40No deal.
00:52:51We scoured the property.
00:52:52We couldn't find Dr. Shaw.
00:52:54But we did find this.
00:53:00I'm very sorry.
00:53:11I'm very sorry.
00:53:21I'm very sorry.
00:53:44I don't know.
00:54:09What does it mean to be a hero?
00:54:20This country is corrupt
00:54:23Beyond repair
00:54:24So we gotta save it
00:54:26We have to save America
00:54:28We have to save the world
00:54:30For
00:54:33Our kids
00:54:35So I'm reaching out to you
00:54:37To do your part
00:54:38Now, it's not gonna be easy
00:54:40We'll have to do some terrible things
00:54:43Some violent, merciless
00:54:45Maybe even cruel things
00:54:47For the greater good
00:54:48That's war
00:54:52You'll no longer be beloved celebrities
00:54:55You will be wrathful gods
00:54:59When the time comes
00:55:03Will you answer the call?
00:55:05How will we know when the time comes?
00:55:07Trust me
00:55:08You'll know
00:55:10Anything you need, Homelander
00:55:12You see
00:55:13We recently found a leak
00:55:15Here at Vought Tower
00:55:16And I thought together
00:55:18We might plug it
00:55:31The proof was on his phone
00:55:33Calls to Marvin Milk
00:55:36I don't know who that is
00:55:38I don't know who Marvin Milk is
00:55:40I didn't do it
00:55:41This is a mistake
00:55:42Someone set me up
00:55:44Someone set me up
00:55:45I didn't do anything
00:55:47Come on, baby
00:55:48I'm talking to you
00:55:49So, patriots
00:55:54Show me a little wrath
00:55:58I'm still gonna fuck your wife tonight
00:56:00I'm still gonna fuck her
00:56:07Mother
00:56:09Ah!
00:56:56Not here.
00:57:00Just a moment sir.
00:57:01Madame.
00:57:02Excuse me.
00:57:02We'll get to when we can.
00:57:04I've committed murders.
00:57:07Plural.
00:57:08There's a 1013.
00:57:09at the front desk.
00:57:10Sir, please put your hands
00:57:11where I can see them.
00:57:29How do you know
00:57:30this is even going to work?
00:57:31I have this, uh,
00:57:33French friend
00:57:34he kind of taught me
00:57:35way too much about drugs.
00:57:41Look, if we don't do this
00:57:42then he spends the rest
00:57:43of his life scared
00:57:44and confused
00:57:44and in prison
00:57:45or in asylum
00:57:49or he kills
00:57:49more innocent people.
00:57:53He's right.
00:57:56Huey's right.
00:57:57I don't want to be Jar Jar.
00:58:06It's not going to hurt.
00:58:09Thank you
00:58:13for taking such good care
00:58:15of our boy.
00:58:18I promise
00:58:19I will do the same.
00:58:22Yeah.
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:27What?
00:58:29What's happening?
00:58:31I feel
00:58:33I'm scared.
00:58:35Hey, Dad, it's okay.
00:58:36Hey, hey, I'm right here.
00:58:37I'm right here.
00:58:39We both are.
00:58:45And I love you
00:58:48so much.
00:58:53I'm not going to hold on, okay?
00:58:55You can go.
00:58:59I love you too, son.
00:59:03My wee Huey.
00:59:10You know where I really want to go?
00:59:13Where?
00:59:14It's Paris.
00:59:17Oh, yeah.
00:59:18Yeah, you know, we can,
00:59:19three of us,
00:59:20we could do the Da Vinci Code tour.
00:59:22Oh, yeah.
00:59:23Yeah.
00:59:23The three of us.
00:59:24Yeah.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:26The three of us
00:59:27visit all those,
00:59:29those spots where
00:59:33Tom,
00:59:35Tom hangs.
00:59:47Yeah.
01:00:06It's okay.
01:00:07It's okay.
01:00:41Now see, that is classic butcher.
01:00:51Get away from me!
01:00:53Get away from me!
01:00:54All right, take it easy.
01:00:56I ain't gonna hurt you.
01:00:58You chopped off my fucking leg!
01:01:01Yes, I did.
01:01:02And I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
01:01:03Your football days are over.
01:01:05But don't you worry.
01:01:07We'll patch you up.
01:01:09Bright as rain.
01:01:11And you'll get back to work in no time.
01:01:12Work?
01:01:15Won't work.
01:01:16Oh, what the fuck do you think?
01:01:20You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
01:01:26Oh, what the fuck do you think?
01:01:39Oh, what the fuck do you think?
01:01:46Oh, what the fuck do you think?
01:01:49Oh, what the fuck do you think?
01:02:12Here, chick, there, chick, everywhere, chick, chick. Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O. Old MacDonald had
01:02:23a farm, B-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had some turkeys, B-I-E-I-O.
01:02:30With a gobble, gobble here and a gobble, gobble there. Here, gobble, there, gobble everywhere, gobble, gobble. Quack, quack here
01:02:36and a quack, quack there. Here, quack, there, quack everywhere, quack, quack. Chick, chick here and a chick, chick there.
01:02:42Here, chick, there, chick everywhere, chick, chick.
01:02:45Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O. Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O.
01:02:54And on this farm he had some pigs, B-I-E-I-O.
01:02:58With a whack-whack here, and a whack-whack there, Here a whack-there, a whack everywhere, A whack-whack,
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01:03:59.
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