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00:00:05O beautiful for spacious skies
00:00:12O am I
00:00:14O am I
00:00:29O am I
00:00:44Big round of applause for the Samaritan's Embrace, boys quiet.
00:00:50I'll tell you, these kids really are a comfort in troubled times, aren't they?
00:00:54Yeah. A time when this country is facing the biggest threat in its history.
00:01:00Starlighters.
00:01:02You know what these crazies want to do now?
00:01:05They want to get rid of superheroes.
00:01:09They want to get rid of me.
00:01:12And then they want to replace you with some godless, non-binary socialists like them.
00:01:20Their depraved leader Starlight commands it.
00:01:23String her up!
00:01:25Love you, pal. I love all of you. And I love this country, so I am not.
00:01:29Gonna let that happen. The Seven is gonna fight back.
00:01:33All right, here they are. The defenders of real Americans.
00:01:38Deep, A-Train, and Black Noir.
00:01:41I wanna rock!
00:01:42I wanna rock!
00:01:48I wanna rock!
00:01:49I wanna rock!
00:01:49I wanna rock!
00:01:49I wanna rock!
00:01:50I wanna rock!
00:01:51Don't do much. Pull it back.
00:01:52And today is a very special day.
00:01:55Because the Seven is getting even stronger as we welcome two new members.
00:02:00Put your hands together for Fyter Cracker and Sister Sage!
00:02:11You look great.
00:02:13Really suits you.
00:02:14Welcome, ladies. Welcome.
00:02:16Welcome.
00:02:18Well, as for that last spot, who knows?
00:02:22But, actually, my son, he did stop those bank robbers the other day.
00:02:27You saw that video, right?
00:02:29So let's just say I might be keeping that last chair warm for him.
00:02:32There's enough here to take down a bull elephant.
00:02:34Ten bull elephants. Not taking any chances.
00:02:38How are you gonna get close enough to use it?
00:02:40I can get Ryan here. I can dose him. You just be ready.
00:02:44He's not gonna be real happy with us when he wakes up.
00:02:46Grace built the Aslett safe house with the specific intention of our box and soups.
00:02:50Little old Ryan.
00:02:51Not for long.
00:02:53Then we better work fast.
00:02:54Like when we deprogram them two oyster lads, eh?
00:02:57And if he doesn't listen to us?
00:02:58My son, Ryan!
00:03:04And we keep an eye on elephant till he does.
00:03:07Now listen here, Joel.
00:03:09We get Ryan's head clear, and that's it.
00:03:12Alright?
00:03:13Nothing about training him up to top homelander.
00:03:15So you said.
00:03:17I mean it, Joel.
00:03:18Would you train your boy up to be a killer?
00:03:20Listen, brother, you don't trust me.
00:03:22Go back to your team.
00:03:25Oh, wait.
00:03:39Smile right now.
00:03:47Oh, there you go.
00:03:51Did you know that these quote-unquote vaccines that they're giving out at the Starlight House actually
00:03:58cause autism?
00:04:00And not that cool Rain Man autism makes you good at counting cards and shit.
00:04:04That's her?
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:06Really?
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:08Seems like she fell off her jet ski one too many times.
00:04:10Mm-mm.
00:04:11Now that Starlight's back leading the Starlighters, we need her.
00:04:15That is gonna shut them up.
00:04:17No.
00:04:18She's gonna make them louder.
00:04:20You're gonna trust me or not.
00:04:21Is there a problem?
00:04:23Cause this is a huge day for you.
00:04:25But you seem to have something firmly lodged up your asshole.
00:04:28The spandexes.
00:04:29Up my ass and in a camel toe.
00:04:32Mm-mm.
00:04:32The whole point was for me to stay behind the scenes.
00:04:36You're clearly punishing me for openly disagreeing with you, which you said you could handle, but clearly you can't.
00:04:41You really think I'd be that petty?
00:04:43Yes, I do.
00:04:44I mean, did it occur to you that it is harder to stage a fucking coup with a million eyes
00:04:49on me?
00:04:49Popularity is power, sister.
00:04:51It's a prison.
00:04:52Listen, it's gonna be great.
00:04:53Okay?
00:04:54You're a member of the Seven now.
00:04:55You're a superhero.
00:04:57Act like it.
00:04:58Hey, how about a photo with the new girl, guys?
00:05:01Yeah, get in here.
00:05:02Front center.
00:05:02Get in there.
00:05:02Make a sandwich out of her.
00:05:04Like, if she really cared about women, why push to let these transgenders into the girls' bathrooms?
00:05:09Because she in no way represents thoughts, values.
00:05:14Because we are on the right side of history here.
00:05:17I'm back!
00:05:20Starlight is...
00:05:21All pretty cut and dry.
00:05:24Your mom has power of attorney and she has to execute your dad's wishes.
00:05:28Right, but that directive only applies to a vegetative state.
00:05:30My dad's not a vegetable.
00:05:32Does doctors say so?
00:05:34People wake up from comas all the time.
00:05:39I'm sorry, Huey, there just really isn't anything you can do legally.
00:05:43You want my advice?
00:05:45Just work it out with your mom.
00:05:58Hey, what are you doing here?
00:06:01We need to talk.
00:06:03Um...
00:06:04Just give me one sec.
00:06:15Hey, welcome to Starlight House.
00:06:16Can I help you?
00:06:18Where are they?
00:06:19I'm sorry, who?
00:06:20Where are the kids?
00:06:22The ones in the basement.
00:06:23We don't have a basement.
00:06:25Bullshit.
00:06:26Firecracker's onto you pedos.
00:06:27What are you selling?
00:06:28Cheese pizza?
00:06:29CP?
00:06:30Child porn?
00:06:30Okay.
00:06:32Stay back.
00:06:34All right.
00:06:35I'm ready.
00:06:37Frenchie!
00:06:38What the hell happened?
00:06:40A friend of Firecrackers.
00:06:43An abecile.
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:50Okay.
00:06:52So, how does a chemist know how to disarm a...
00:06:55When you're a thousand years old?
00:06:58Yeah.
00:06:59There.
00:07:02You need me to kiss it better?
00:07:07You?
00:07:08I'm late.
00:07:10I'm late.
00:07:11You're not late, Cory.
00:07:12I can't.
00:07:17You're not late.
00:07:17You're gonna knock me out, too.
00:07:29You're gonna knock me out, too.
00:07:32I don't care about our side, Mitch. Tell me about the other side. How many are still in Vought's pockets?
00:07:38214 in the House, 43 in the Senate.
00:07:41Fucking hell.
00:07:43Sorry I'm late. Bob's office must have forgotten to loop me in on this.
00:07:48Glad you could make it, Vicki.
00:07:50I read the new draft. There seems to be an amendment.
00:07:53Vought's been calling the shots for too damn long. Thanks to Starlight, folks are wising up.
00:07:58The DOJ is filing antitrust charges, but I say we take it a step further.
00:08:03It's time we ban Supes from the military, from private policing, and all other government positions.
00:08:10Don't you agree?
00:08:11Of course. But, I mean, we don't want to seem as though we're prejudiced against them either, so...
00:08:15Supes are entertainers, period. End of story.
00:08:19So, shouldn't we take them off the streets and put them back on the mask singer where they belong?
00:08:31Absolutely.
00:08:48What was...
00:08:49No matter.
00:08:50Sequel?
00:08:53How do you know?
00:09:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. This is a bad idea. Very
00:09:10bad.
00:09:19No matter.
00:09:24When do we leave?
00:09:28Just keep your arms up.
00:09:30Yeah.
00:09:30Your 80% limbs. Use them.
00:09:32Okay. Arms are up.
00:09:33Okay.
00:09:35Oh, fuck. That was hard.
00:09:37That was, like, 10% of hard.
00:09:40Yo, these new seven picks make any goddamn sense to you? I mean, Sage? Elon Musk has more charm than
00:09:46she does. And he's a half android.
00:09:48I mean, Firecracker hates my guts for some reason, but outside of that, I don't get it.
00:09:53Something big is happening.
00:09:55Mm-hmm.
00:09:55We need help. Now, look, I know y'all ain't gonna like this shit. I wanna flip A-Train.
00:10:00What?
00:10:00You're joking.
00:10:01Fuck that!
00:10:02That!
00:10:03We turn A-Train informant? There's no bigger fish than him.
00:10:06Yeah, or he could murder you.
00:10:08It did help clear your starlighters.
00:10:09Guys, I know when a motherfucker's wavering, okay? And A-Train, he's right there. He's ready.
00:10:14One guess what my problem with this might be?
00:10:16No. No.
00:10:17I think we should bring Butcher back.
00:10:18Fuck no.
00:10:19And need I remind you who still runs this operation?
00:10:21I thought we all had to say. I thought that was the point.
00:10:24Hello?
00:10:25You guys wanna ask before you just up and fuck off?
00:10:33Oh, God.
00:10:35America is still the land of opportunity.
00:10:38Where a woman can make it all the way to the Seven Towers.
00:10:43Without blowing some dude to get there.
00:10:55.
00:11:03Lomba...
00:11:04Crimson counters.
00:11:06.
00:11:14Oi, Ryan?
00:11:18nem��
00:11:24Butcher?
00:11:30We need to talk.
00:11:32We're talking now.
00:11:33No, no.
00:11:33A proper catch-up.
00:11:34In real life.
00:11:35Over at my place.
00:11:36Maybe.
00:11:37Come on.
00:11:37Don't let me pay the six months to live car.
00:11:39I mean, if you had a one month to live car, then that'd be something.
00:11:44Nice one.
00:11:45Ray and I deserve that.
00:11:54Just please think about it, all right?
00:11:57That's all I ask.
00:11:59And we will not be denied.
00:12:04It is long overdue for Vought and Homelander's power to be curbed and regulated because they
00:12:12do not have all the power.
00:12:14We do.
00:12:19I know that I, that, that Starlight has been gone for too long.
00:12:27Well, today, I'm back.
00:12:34Starlight is back.
00:12:39Shit.
00:12:40What?
00:12:43I just want you to know that I will forever be your most loyal servant.
00:12:48Okay.
00:12:48So anything you need.
00:12:50Anything.
00:12:52I mean anything.
00:12:55Anything.
00:12:58Anything.
00:13:00Anything.
00:13:01Anything.
00:13:01Anything.
00:13:01Anything.
00:13:02Good.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:05I studied performing arts at Godoken.
00:13:07I did Cirque de Valle de Montreal.
00:13:08You didn't hire me to stand around like a fucking oak tree.
00:13:10What do you need?
00:13:11Some direction.
00:13:12Look, I'm on an island here.
00:13:14Okay, I have questions, but I'm not allowed to speak.
00:13:16Like, Noir lives in a ninja dojo apartment.
00:13:18But best I can tell, he didn't know karate.
00:13:21I need some intentionality here.
00:13:23Is there like a playlist I can use to get me inside his head?
00:13:25Shut the fuck up door and everyone take your seats.
00:13:33Ashley.
00:13:34You can go.
00:13:35Sorry, sir.
00:13:36This is a meeting of the seven.
00:13:37You're not a member.
00:13:38But I'm always here.
00:13:39I...
00:13:40Sage is gonna take over your workload.
00:13:41For all intents and purposes, she's the new CEO.
00:13:47Am I getting fired?
00:13:50Of course not.
00:13:51No.
00:13:52The company still needs a figurehead like Arnold McDonald or Buster Beaver.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57I'm a mascot.
00:13:58Exactly.
00:13:59A mascot.
00:14:01Okay.
00:14:05Great.
00:14:06Great.
00:14:15Actually, Ashley.
00:14:16There is one thing you can do for me.
00:14:20Yeah.
00:14:21Find Ryan, would you?
00:14:22Thanks.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:24Sure.
00:14:27Shit.
00:14:35Okay.
00:14:36So, Sage here has some things she would like to address with the group.
00:14:42You have gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:14:44Is Mars sleeping?
00:14:47Oh, shit!
00:14:48Sorry, you guys.
00:14:49I'm not galactic.
00:14:49What the fuck?
00:14:52Sage.
00:14:53A few days ago, valuable surveillance footage was taken from Crime Analytics and given to Starlight,
00:14:58or some members of her team, clearing these two men of murdering three home teamers.
00:15:12Why is everybody looking at me?
00:15:14Because it's your department.
00:15:16Yeah, but I didn't do anything.
00:15:17I'm gonna need a list of every employee with access to the server room.
00:15:21And you are no longer in charge of Crime Analytics.
00:15:24What?
00:15:24Good.
00:15:25Okay.
00:15:26Moving on.
00:15:27What's next?
00:15:28Reactions from today's presentation are coming in.
00:15:30Very positive.
00:15:31Ryan's received offers from Teenage Kicks and capes reprised.
00:15:35Well, you know.
00:15:36The Starlighters have started a hashtag called Rescue Ryan.
00:15:42Kevin?
00:15:43Honey?
00:15:44Is that you?
00:15:48Yeah.
00:15:49It is.
00:15:50Can you at least open the door and look at me when we're talking?
00:15:55What?
00:15:56What?
00:15:57Notice anything?
00:15:58My tank?
00:16:00You forgot to clean it and now there's an algae bloom.
00:16:03Sorry.
00:16:04Alright?
00:16:05You've been so distant lately.
00:16:07And we haven't been intimate in over a week.
00:16:10You're working too hard.
00:16:12Let's take a vacation.
00:16:13My cousins live on that reef off Nantucket.
00:16:15Babe, how many times do we have to go over this?
00:16:17I can't just drop everything and go on vacation.
00:16:19Okay?
00:16:19I have work.
00:16:20At least let me spend some time in the aquarium above your bed.
00:16:24It's so dark in here.
00:16:28I just, I can't, babe.
00:16:31Are you embarrassed by me?
00:16:33No, I'm not.
00:16:34I'm not embarrassed by you, okay?
00:16:36I've told you that.
00:16:37It's just, you know, it's too risky.
00:16:42Just tell me what's wrong.
00:16:44Yeah, I'm great.
00:16:45Honestly, babe.
00:16:52God, I've given him everything.
00:16:54I haven't had a doctor's appointment in three fucking years.
00:16:58Countless UTIs.
00:16:59Enough yeast infections to open up Panera.
00:17:02I don't need this crap, you know?
00:17:04I went to Vanderbilt.
00:17:06Don't quote me on it, but he should leave a floater in his toilet.
00:17:10I did it to Suzanne and you'd be surprised how satisfying it felt.
00:17:14Did I give you permission to talk, you fucking prom night dumpster baby?
00:17:19I'm gonna finally do it.
00:17:20I am finally gonna fucking quit.
00:17:23Disney's been trying to recruit me for years and I am a goddamn girl boss.
00:17:29Now, who wants their balls crushed?
00:17:32Me?
00:17:38Sunshine, lollipops and green balls.
00:17:40Everything that's wonderful is what I feel.
00:17:43And we're together brighter than a lucky penny.
00:17:48When you're near the rain ghost disappears, dear.
00:17:52And I feel so fine.
00:17:53Just to know that you are mine.
00:17:56My life is sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
00:18:00That's how this rain goes.
00:18:02That's how this rain goes.
00:18:02So come on, join in.
00:18:05Everybody's sunshine, lollipops and...
00:18:07Now, I've got Kinect 4 and Lego.
00:18:11Plus, a special little something just for you.
00:18:17Your mum's recipe.
00:18:18World famous, some say.
00:18:22Mom used to bake them every year for my birthday instead of cake.
00:18:26But, no thanks.
00:18:27Really?
00:18:29I'm not hungry.
00:18:31Alright.
00:18:33Maybe later then.
00:18:37Fancy a game?
00:18:45It's nothing.
00:18:46I'm fine.
00:18:48Butcher.
00:18:50Are you scared?
00:18:53Scared of what?
00:18:55To die, I mean.
00:19:04I'm alright with it.
00:19:10You're lying.
00:19:12I can tell when you're lying.
00:19:16You know, maybe this was...
00:19:19I just think I should go.
00:19:21Oi, Ryan.
00:19:24How's your foosball?
00:19:28What's foosball?
00:19:37Huey's guy?
00:19:38You jacked my brother's phone?
00:19:40Cloned it.
00:19:41Had to get your attention somehow.
00:19:43You know I could smear your motherfucking face across this astroturf in three seconds, right?
00:19:47Like you did Bluehawk?
00:19:49I just wanna talk.
00:19:50Why the fuck would I ever talk to you?
00:19:52Cause you gave Starlight that footage.
00:19:53I got you on the office camera doing it.
00:19:56Matter of fact, I got so much dirt on you, A-Train, I could bury you six dozen feet under.
00:20:02But...
00:20:03I don't think I'm gonna need to do that.
00:20:06And why is that?
00:20:07Cause of those dark circles under your eyes.
00:20:09You ain't getting no sleep.
00:20:10It makes me wonder, what the fuck is keeping A-Train up at night?
00:20:15Is it that bullshit white savior movie they got you in?
00:20:18Or that they put your brother in a wheelchair?
00:20:20Or the guilt of beating three men to death of our planet Vought.
00:20:26I knew one of those guys.
00:20:28Wasn't my favorite person, but...
00:20:30He was innocent.
00:20:34You know what I think?
00:20:36I think you spent so much time wearing that stupid-ass black power suit, pretending to give a shit...
00:20:43That something stuck.
00:20:46You may have that racist white boy's heart up in you.
00:20:48But you got a second goddamn chance to actually give a shit.
00:20:53So what you gonna do with it, man?
00:20:59Fuck you.
00:21:03Sage is already hunting for whoever leaked that footage.
00:21:06He's giving a shit just gets you killed.
00:21:08True.
00:21:10But you're still standing here.
00:21:31You're close.
00:21:33You're close.
00:21:34You're close.
00:21:41You're close.
00:21:47You're close.
00:21:50I'll be close.
00:21:53Holy moe.
00:21:59Of course not, it's just a slight melange of hallucinogens, I'm fine.
00:22:44I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:22:57I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:23:37Colleen?
00:23:40What are you doing here?
00:23:44Just some family time.
00:23:49I'm sorry.
00:23:54I'm so sorry.
00:23:56No you're not.
00:23:57If you were really sorry, you wouldn't have kept doing it.
00:24:05I'm so sorry.
00:24:08I'm so sorry.
00:24:10I'm so sorry.
00:24:18Sergei.
00:24:29Why shoot me?
00:24:30I don't hold your choke chain anymore, Zeiji.
00:24:33Nobody does.
00:24:37You're free of me.
00:24:39And look at you on your own.
00:24:42Complete and utter failure.
00:24:44Fucking that boy you orphaned, it's pathetic.
00:24:48All because you cannot accept what you always know to be true.
00:24:54You kill them.
00:24:56Maybe you last one.
00:24:58And women and children.
00:25:00And you only have yourself to blame.
00:25:02And you're a murderer.
00:25:06And you're a murderer.
00:25:08A monster.
00:25:10Through and through.
00:25:18Here we go.
00:25:33Hey!
00:25:44Who is she?
00:26:03Where'd you learn how to play?
00:26:05Down the local pub.
00:26:07Lenny and I had spent hours there while the old man was getting pissed with his mates.
00:26:11Who's Lenny?
00:26:13My little brother.
00:26:15He, uh...
00:26:16I ain't making the same mistake with you, Governor.
00:26:19Sorry.
00:26:20Hey!
00:26:23That's okay.
00:26:24Everyone at the tower always lets me win.
00:26:28It's no fun.
00:26:36I saw your save on the telly.
00:26:38So you're a big hero now, eh?
00:26:42Not really.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:44You were a star.
00:26:45Nailed your lines and all.
00:26:50I actually...
00:26:54I accidentally hurt someone.
00:26:58What do you mean hurt them?
00:27:00I was supposed to throw them.
00:27:05But I did it too hard.
00:27:09They gonna be alright?
00:27:10Why?
00:27:16My dad says...
00:27:19I shouldn't even care.
00:27:27I get why you don't want me.
00:27:32I...
00:27:32I...
00:27:32I wouldn't want me either.
00:27:38Hey.
00:27:40Now you listen to me.
00:27:44They're more horrible things I said.
00:27:47I didn't mean them.
00:27:51I have this, uh...
00:27:55I have this habit.
00:27:57See?
00:27:58Of pushing people away.
00:28:03Why?
00:28:03Why?
00:28:07Cause, uh...
00:28:10Cause I'm a bad man.
00:28:15I ain't got no business...
00:28:17looking after a kid.
00:28:20That's not true.
00:28:21I...
00:28:26Before...
00:28:27you asked...
00:28:29if I was scared.
00:28:32And the truth of the matter...
00:28:36is I'm bloody terrified, mate.
00:28:39I'm leaving this world with nothing to show for it.
00:28:43I lost me bruv.
00:28:47Your mum.
00:28:50And I could be leaving...
00:28:53without making things right...
00:28:55with the one part of her...
00:28:56that is still alive.
00:29:00And that...
00:29:02that scares me more than anything.
00:29:28Why'd you do that?
00:29:30I fucked them up.
00:29:31Put way too much sugar in them.
00:29:36Hey.
00:29:39How about we have another game, eh?
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43Come on then.
00:29:46Best of three, alright?
00:29:47Give me a biscuit.
00:29:52So...
00:29:52tell me about your relationship with Starlight.
00:29:55I understand you two were friends.
00:29:58Uh...
00:29:59friends?
00:30:01Um...
00:30:01No, I wouldn't say that we were friends.
00:30:03I mean, we, uh...
00:30:04shared an almond joy from time to time.
00:30:07Our records show you made a phone call to the Starlight house
00:30:10within the past month.
00:30:12So...
00:30:14Are you working with her?
00:30:15Uh...
00:30:16No.
00:30:16I was just, um...
00:30:17donating some clothes.
00:30:19So why is your heart pounding like a little bass drum?
00:30:22I didn't do anything, okay?
00:30:24I swear.
00:30:24Oh, okay.
00:30:24Let's just all calm down.
00:30:26Okay?
00:30:27You're not in trouble here, Annika.
00:30:30Starlight's a bad guy here.
00:30:31So look, we're gonna find out.
00:30:33Anyway, so...
00:30:34You just tell us the truth.
00:30:36We swear you'll be fine.
00:30:39Right?
00:30:41Yes.
00:30:42Yes, I...
00:30:43I swear.
00:30:45I...
00:30:45I swear...
00:30:47on the life of my son.
00:30:54Okay.
00:30:56Um...
00:30:57Yes.
00:30:57Starlight did call me a few days ago.
00:31:00She just wanted some help tracking...
00:31:03Ah!
00:31:07What?
00:31:08She confessed.
00:31:10Leak plugged.
00:31:10You don't think the next word out of her mouth might have been useful?
00:31:15Guess I am that petty.
00:31:17This is the first sentence.
00:31:19Is his wife?
00:31:22No!
00:31:22No� of a nun!
00:31:24No!
00:31:29No!
00:31:32No, no, no!
00:31:33No, no.
00:31:34No, no.
00:31:34It's been the last sentence with her.
00:31:45It's been the last sentence.
00:31:46This is fucking insane.
00:31:48You can't actually mean this.
00:31:50I'm sorry, who let you in?
00:31:52Bedroom window.
00:31:54This used to be my place.
00:31:56Yeah, I gotta say, I really hate what you've done with it.
00:32:00You know, when I said debate me,
00:32:02this wasn't what I had in mind.
00:32:03Why me?
00:32:04What have I done to make you hate me so much?
00:32:10You really don't remember me, do you?
00:32:14Of course.
00:32:15I mean, why would you?
00:32:17We were only on the same pageant circuit together
00:32:19for three fucking years.
00:32:21Of course, I was going by sparkler back in those days.
00:32:25Sparkler.
00:32:27Yeah, right, you sang that God bless America medley.
00:32:32I practiced that routine so fucking hard.
00:32:37Never mind, we were too poor to have a backyard to practice in.
00:32:41I dream that one day I get good enough to win.
00:32:48Miami-Dade, down to you and me, finals.
00:32:51And then my mom starts doing my makeup and I notice that everyone is snickering at me.
00:33:01You remember why?
00:33:04It turns out you told everyone that I had an assfuck gangbang with the judges, which was the only way
00:33:13trash like me could ever make it to the final.
00:33:17I was 13 years old, and when I went to you to ask you why, do you remember what you
00:33:26said?
00:33:26Look, I was immature and stupid, and my mom taught me to be ruthless.
00:33:32Do you remember what you said?
00:33:39You said that I don't talk to fat sluts.
00:33:47And not long after that, I had to quit the pageant circuit.
00:33:51Because when a rumor like that, it really follows you around.
00:33:57And the more you deny it, the more they believe it.
00:34:00I'm sorry.
00:34:01I'm so sorry.
00:34:02It was so fucked up, and it was so wrong.
00:34:07I was jealous.
00:34:09But I'm not that person anymore.
00:34:11People don't change.
00:34:13And everybody thinks that you're so decent.
00:34:18So pretty and perfect.
00:34:21Hell, you fucking think you're better than everybody else.
00:34:23That's not true.
00:34:24You're damn fucking right it's not.
00:34:27And all that dove, pure angel bullshit.
00:34:30Now I see the conniving little mean girl bitch in there.
00:34:37And when I'm done, the rest of the world's gonna see it too.
00:35:01Here's your peppermint latte.
00:35:03Why, thank you.
00:35:04Happy holidays.
00:35:05Excuse me, don't you mean Merry Christmas?
00:35:09We say Happy Holidays because the holidays should be for everyone.
00:35:13But Christmas is for everyone.
00:35:16It's the most magical day of the year.
00:35:21Now you can't say Merry Christmas, just Happy Holidays.
00:35:28Or maybe just season's greetings in a million different neutered ways.
00:35:34They've forgotten it's his birthday.
00:35:37And how they came from near and far.
00:35:40They cancelled all the shepherds.
00:35:43The wise men and the star.
00:35:46The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit.
00:35:49It's the birth of Christ, he needs to hear it.
00:35:53Let's put the Christ back in Christmas.
00:35:54Still no Annie?
00:35:56No.
00:35:57No, fuck.
00:35:59Yeah, where the fuck is everybody?
00:36:01All I got is you.
00:36:02Okay, one, thanks.
00:36:04That's heartwarming.
00:36:06And two, I don't get it.
00:36:07I mean, Vought on Ice?
00:36:08This doesn't make any sense.
00:36:09This is the last place Vicky would pick for a meet.
00:36:11I mean, can you just tell me who your source is already?
00:36:17A-Train.
00:36:18What?
00:36:19He says she's meeting Homelander here.
00:36:20You fucking teamed up with him and you didn't tell me?
00:36:22I don't gotta tell you shit, Huey.
00:36:23I made the call and it paid off.
00:36:25How do you know this isn't a trap?
00:36:27We're leaving.
00:36:28Right now.
00:36:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:29Hold on a second.
00:36:30I'm your motherfucking CO, okay?
00:36:32Which means you don't get a say.
00:36:34You do what I say and you say yes sir as you do it.
00:36:38You got that?
00:36:39Do you have that?
00:36:40Yeah, fine.
00:36:43Yes sir.
00:36:45Good.
00:36:51Fuck, it's hot as balls up here.
00:36:59You know, I'm like six foot three.
00:37:01Why am I the one in here?
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:06Shit.
00:37:07What do you mean shit?
00:37:09Lumen's here early.
00:37:10It's okay, she's taking cast photos.
00:37:12Just stay calm, but you know, move your ass.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:19Hey, Zoe.
00:37:21Come in.
00:37:22I'm good.
00:37:25Teenagers.
00:37:27Okay, thank you.
00:37:28It's great.
00:37:29Thank you guys.
00:37:30Thank you so much.
00:37:31The show looks great.
00:37:32Good luck.
00:37:34Hey Zoe.
00:37:35Zoe, hey.
00:37:37Ten minutes then we'll get frozen hot chocolate of serendipity, huh?
00:37:41Go.
00:37:41Thanks guys.
00:37:46Okay, no one's on the move.
00:37:48Plant the bug and get the fuck out.
00:38:22Why is she here?
00:38:24Sage here is a valued new member of the Seven.
00:38:27That's right.
00:38:28You and Miss Floribama Shore.
00:38:29Sure know how to pick him.
00:38:31Kid, do you copy?
00:38:32I picked Firecracker.
00:38:34She has something I can't find anywhere else.
00:38:36And what's that?
00:38:37She can destroy Starlight.
00:38:40A lot of effort for a petty rivalry?
00:38:42Starlight's just the first pebble down the mountain.
00:38:45Soon.
00:38:45It's an avalanche.
00:38:47Well that's not creepy or ominous at all.
00:38:49What does that mean?
00:38:50We're just clearing the way for you, boo.
00:38:52We'll handle Singer after the election's certified.
00:38:55After all, you can't just pop his top.
00:38:57You need plausible deniability when the 25th is invoked.
00:39:00And in return?
00:39:01You disband the Bureau of Superhuman Affairs.
00:39:05Condemn the defund the soups movement.
00:39:07Remove all books and teachers that teach critical soup theory.
00:39:11A hero in every town with legal authority over the police.
00:39:15Then when you get in the Oval, you show the world who you really are.
00:39:20You want me to come out?
00:39:22As a soup?
00:39:23No fucking way.
00:39:25Singer and the military are joined at the dick tip.
00:39:28What happens when they send in soldiers, which they will-
00:39:30Vicki.
00:39:32Why do you want to be president?
00:39:35What, just some unchecked lust for power?
00:39:38Or are you still trying to fucking prove something to Daddy Stan?
00:39:44You really did a fucking number on you, didn't you?
00:39:47I mean, look at you.
00:39:49You hate yourself.
00:39:50You're ashamed of yourself and you should be proud.
00:39:52We all should.
00:39:53And what about Zoe?
00:39:55Do you want her to hate herself as well?
00:39:57Be ashamed of herself?
00:39:58That's what this is about.
00:40:01We have to do better for them.
00:40:04So what kind of example are you setting by staying in the closet?
00:40:20The most noble thing, though...
00:40:23What?
00:40:25What?
00:40:35I don't know if you're dead.
00:40:37How long?
00:40:38What?
00:40:38It's Hugh fucking Campbell, I can smell him.
00:40:41No, wait, you killed Hughie, his team outs me as a suit.
00:40:43Good, about time.
00:40:55Fuck.
00:41:08Christmas, let's make Jesus cry.
00:41:12Have you lost your innocent or true?
00:41:15It's Hugh cast of a Christmas town.
00:41:18He's here, you know so well.
00:41:26No! Get the fuck out of here!
00:41:28Get the fuck out of the way!
00:41:33Oh, fuck!
00:41:48Time to go.
00:41:58Time to go.
00:42:13Why'd you do that?
00:42:27Wow, looks like you two hadn't even shittier day than me.
00:42:39When I was a boy, and my papa brought home prostitutes, he draw me a bath and tell me to
00:42:48stay in it, till it was done.
00:42:51I sat in lukewarm water, listening to their grunts.
00:42:56Oh God, that sounds terrible.
00:42:59My fingers turned into prunes.
00:43:02But for that hour, I had no choice.
00:43:06All I could do was stay in that bath and that was so nice.
00:43:15Man is condemned to be free because once thrown into this world, he's responsible for everything he does.
00:43:28It was a lot easier shitting on Vought's decisions and my mom's decisions and everyone's decisions than making my own.
00:43:44Do you ever miss it?
00:43:46Your choice is all made for you.
00:43:49Uh...
00:43:52Pretty sure.
00:43:53Healy has some weed in his desk.
00:43:57I'm gonna...
00:44:05Why?
00:44:06Because I took a few pills like I've done every day of my life.
00:44:16I'm fine.
00:44:17You don't have to worry about me, mon coeur.
00:44:19Really.
00:44:28What if it's not your business?
00:44:30We're not joined at the hip.
00:44:31We don't have to tell each other everything.
00:44:34What do you want to tell me?
00:44:35Who was that girl back there in the warehouse with his cars?
00:44:38Huh?
00:44:40We cannot solve each other's problems.
00:44:43No excuse or more.
00:44:44I'm gonna get high.
00:44:50A massive electrical fire broke out this afternoon at Vought Coin Arena during a tech rehearsal for Vought on Ice's
00:44:57holiday show.
00:44:58Delaying all concerts, sporting events, and live interference...
00:45:18Hi.
00:45:19Um...
00:45:19How's he?
00:45:20He's the same.
00:45:26Ah...
00:45:33Look, um...
00:45:34My plan was to come in here, you know, fight you bloody over Dad, but, um...
00:45:41I have had a day, and I think what I really just want to know right now is, um...
00:45:49Why?
00:45:53Why what?
00:45:56Why'd you leave?
00:45:57Why...
00:46:00How...
00:46:01Could you leave me?
00:46:05No.
00:46:12Ah...
00:46:13I was...
00:46:14twenty-two when I had you.
00:46:19Oh.
00:46:21Those temples.
00:46:24but I was depressed postpartum you know people think depression they think oh so
00:46:35you're sleepy so what but it's not like that it's painful it hurts my friends
00:46:45all said I'd give it a month six months a year but it never went away but you
00:46:51were always so fun we'd have dance parties I never wanted you to see it but getting
00:47:00dressed was like climbing Everest and so one night I just took 40 Ambien and tried
00:47:12to kill myself thank God I threw them up in the toilet so the next day I took you
00:47:20to school and I left I didn't want to but it's life or death for me
00:47:35I didn't know that why would you
00:47:39you um you never called I tried
00:47:46but your dad was so hurt and and he didn't want me to confuse you so eventually I just stopped
00:47:55I thought
00:47:56you know maybe I wasn't cut out to be a parent and I know you've spent a lot of your
00:48:04life hating me and
00:48:05thinking I'm the villain and I would never ask for your forgiveness
00:48:14I'm really sorry Haley that I hurt you
00:48:20I was just fucked up you know like everyone
00:48:36you think that car fentanyl is easy to score why didn't you give him the fucking cookie
00:48:41boy wants to keep talking we don't got a kidnap and we can just fucking eat him in the way
00:48:45and who
00:48:46has time for that you how long before you drop dead hi CIA I can find a medical file the
00:48:55whole world
00:48:55is about to burn Billy we need the kid need the kid I fucking told you we ain't turning him
00:49:01into
00:49:01an asset he ain't ready by the time he's ready to be too late everything will be burnt down
00:49:08you asked me if I could train up my boy you're damn right I could and if he died I
00:49:17would cry at his
00:49:17funeral but I would be proud of him for saving the fucking world he's 12 years old and if he
00:49:24takes
00:49:25after his dad either we figure out how to train him or we figure out how to kill him
00:49:56hey smartass where do you get off crime analytics was my department my angel fish and I had a great
00:50:02thing going I had nothing to do with that leak I wasn't even what is that is that a blooming
00:50:08onion
00:50:08from outback yeah it wasn't yeah
00:50:30good are you doing okay it's a tough day
00:50:37hey you want to watch Transformers 2 the one with the racist robots it's funny you mention that
00:50:44shy is actually a good buddy of mine he wants me to be in honey boy too script just isn't
00:50:49there yet
00:50:49though that's tough you know at first I kind of thought you were a bitch but you're actually pretty
00:50:59fucking cool you're hot totally fucking hot yeah like that yeah don't tease me like that like that
00:51:38where have you been sorry I flew to Coney Island to get those
00:51:41hot dogs you're lying no I'm not you've been at William butchers I can smell them on you
00:51:51I wanted to see him
00:51:54he's going through a tough time why do you care when you have everything here you have a home
00:51:59you have a father I've given you everything that I ever wanted and it's still not good enough for you
00:52:04why you're ungrateful you go behind my back you lie to me why
00:52:19why am I not good enough for you
00:52:23no no I it's just butchering what you love him so much when did you get him to be your
00:52:30dad no I don't
00:52:31want him to be my dad you're my
00:52:32enough enough
00:52:34enough
00:52:39oh
00:52:42yeah
00:52:44fuck
00:52:47fuck
00:52:50fuck
00:52:50fuck
00:52:51fuck
00:52:51fuck
00:52:51fuck
00:52:51fuck
00:52:51fuck
00:52:51fuck
00:52:55John
00:52:59John
00:53:01John
00:53:03John
00:53:03John
00:53:03John
00:53:03John
00:53:10come here
00:53:13John
00:53:14John
00:53:14John
00:53:14John
00:53:14John
00:53:14John
00:53:15John
00:53:17tiger come on champ pull yourself together deep breath for god's sakes look at you
00:53:24if you starlighters hate you ryan spends some time with butcher and i boo you're a fucking mess
00:53:30you have to be stronger john for ryan still need love so much love you still crave it no that's
00:53:39not true you're gonna make him weak and needy like you can still fix things he's your son
00:53:45he hates you he's gonna turn on you everyone hates you
00:53:52it's time to overcome this need for love this sickness once and for all you're never gonna
00:54:00be your true self until you transcend your humanity what do i do you need to go back to the
00:54:06start
00:54:12john you need to go home
00:54:21let's put the christ back in christmas raise our voices loud put the christ back in christmas
00:54:30let's make jesus proud cause christmas is for everyone as long as you believe in god's true son
00:54:40shout it out for all to hear put the christ back in christmas this year
00:55:13keep these words my people for i will be here
00:55:17i was born this day you can't let them forget me for a fat man and his slave
00:55:25gotta listen to god's only son the war on christmas has begun
00:55:31whatever the hell the woke mob brings hark my herald angels sing
00:55:37hark his herald angels sing
00:55:41let's put the christ back in christmas raise our voices loud put the christ back in christmas
00:56:04put the christ back in christmas
00:56:12the christ back in christmas
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