00:00To be continued...
00:30I thought we were best friends.
00:33Ow!
00:34Where is she?
00:35I'm right here, I swear!
00:36Bullshit! Where is she?
00:38Stop!
00:39Something happened to me over there, okay?
00:41A weapon, an infection or something.
00:42It changed me right after we left the bar.
00:45How did you get this?
00:47What did you do to her?
00:50In bed, what'd she call me?
00:53Why aren't you...
00:55You're a dick.
00:57The providual that brings me back to life.
01:14I do love those eyes,
01:16but they are lying to you right now.
01:40Japan...
01:42Japan...
01:42Right.
01:45You have to hear me.
01:47Don't just see me.
01:50Are you ready to listen, Anna?
02:32You have to hear me.
02:59You have to hear me.
03:33You have to hear me.
03:36You have to hear me.
03:38Tells me something I don't wanna know.
04:04You have to hear me.
04:10You have to hear me.
04:30You have to hear me.
04:31You have to hear me.
04:58You have to hear me.
05:14You have to hear me.
05:42You have to hear me.
05:48You have to hear me.
06:06You have to hear me.
06:18You have to hear me.
06:43You have to hear me.
06:48You have to hear me.
07:02You have to hear me.
07:13You have to hear me.
07:20You have to hear me.
07:39You have to hear me.
07:48You have to hear me.
07:56You have to hear me.
07:58You have to hear me.
08:18You have to hear me.
08:32You have to hear me.
08:32You have to hear me.
08:33You have to hear me.
08:37the FBI is all over this there's one agent specifically anything else maybe I
08:43should do a blindfolded while juggling knives on a unicycle with speed comes
08:48mess his name is Madsen Cooper Madsen currently in New York City
09:02well you're off the hook now baby boy please please please please stop stop please
09:23I still don't understand why you didn't call me any idea how worried I was sorry I just
09:31I just panicked Jordan it's me that's what made it so complicated
09:39well because you got all this from fucking well I mean I think I got it that way
09:48do you think you were targeted I don't know I woke up and he was gone without a trace
10:08was he wearing protection I'm your partner my child I'm not trying to shame you I'm trying to
10:16understand feels like shaming okay so let's say you didn't get it because you came into contact
10:24with foreign bodily fluids and he dosed your drink or sprayed some kind of aerosol fine
10:30but that doesn't really vibe with how we've seen this thing work
10:35god I'm so fucking stupid I just I saw that guy and he was hot you know so I wanted
10:42him I just
10:48we all make mistakes
10:52I was being selfish
10:57it gets worse
11:00after I felt like I was literally burning alive
11:03I left the hotel and
11:07that first wave of panic
11:09passed
11:13for a moment I
11:15liked the new me
11:18a lot I mean you finally feel seen
11:22admired
11:24even a little invincible
11:28I mean here I was
11:30with some life altering crisis
11:32a fucking infection
11:34yet being out in the world no one knew
11:37because of how I looked
11:40in fact they treated me like I'd won some kind of lottery
11:47but then
11:49they stopped seeing me
11:52and they started seeing this
11:56object
12:03something they could buy
12:05or win or just
12:07take
12:12and then I started to hate it
12:17I hated myself forever enjoying it in the first place
12:20I mean how weak
12:21could I be
12:22how fucked up am I
12:23it's not just you
12:26everyone wants beauty
12:28it's the oldest
12:29purest form of currency there is
12:31I don't want any of this
12:34was I so bad before
12:38you were always beautiful
12:41yeah
12:42well
12:44reading social media
12:45about to turn 40
12:47didn't really feel that way
12:49to me
12:52you were always beautiful to me
13:02look I know I got a stupid
13:03boob job and stuff
13:07it was only after I turned
13:09and I realised I couldn't go back
13:10but I realised I
13:16I liked the old me
13:30the old you was perfect
13:34and this one is too
13:38this one's just
13:40different
13:47how do you feel
13:51actually
13:53fucking incredible
13:55really
13:56it's the best I've ever felt
13:58fuck
13:59my knees are jealous
14:08we're gonna make sure it stays that way
14:15you think I'll
14:17end up like the others
14:19those
14:20models who literally exploded
14:21I think it's best we don't waste a lot of time
14:23how long
14:24I don't know
14:28doing the math on the others
14:30a figure here and a half
14:32maybe two
14:35have you talked to anyone else since you've been back
14:38family, friends
14:39uh no
14:40you're the first place I went
14:42good
14:42don't contact anyone
14:43I think I need to go to the authority
14:45that's all on our team
14:46no
14:46no
14:46they'll quarantine
14:47you treat you like a fucking lab rat
14:50until we can get a handle on this thing
14:52you're not talking to anyone
14:55and you're staying with me
15:05okay so
15:07no ID
15:08no passport
15:09new face
15:12and everything else
15:15how'd you get back here
15:18oh I just blew a couple of TSA folks and they want me right on
15:21oh
15:21looks like she got a jokes upgrade too
15:25I've been an agent for 15 years Coop
15:27seriously don't think I know a couple shady guys with planes that like having a fair die them a favor
15:32can't wait for that to bite us in the ass later
15:39hey hey
15:42we should maybe hold off
15:46till we know it's safe
15:50right?
15:52right
15:55I wasn't thinking
15:57sorry
16:18where'd you get that?
16:20my face and my body changed
16:21not my instincts
16:27I'm left
16:27you're right
16:28you're right
16:28you're right
16:28you're right
16:28you're right
16:29you're right
16:30you're right
16:32you're right
16:33you're right
16:33you're right
16:34you're right
16:35you're right
16:36you're right
16:36you're right
16:36you're right
16:39you're right
16:39you're right
16:39you're right
16:40you're right
16:43you're right
16:44you're right
16:52you're right
17:19Why is this happening?
17:43Okay, so everything is confirmed for the weekend at the colony, right?
17:47Yes, sir. All guests should be arriving within the next 24 hours.
17:50Perfect. And there's no cold feet or any other bullshit.
17:53All systems are go, sir. But due to the intensity of the procedure, three days of cutout time from your
17:59schedule have been recommended.
18:02That's fine.
18:04Look, this shit is going to work, right?
18:07Like, it better, okay?
18:09Because you've been on an exclusive payroll since COVID, so...
18:13A full presentation of what to expect will be made upon arrival, but yes, we expect a very successful experience.
18:20Good, good, good.
18:21Are there any additions to your medical file? No allergies or new medications, correct?
18:25Look, my assistant Tina will send all that over to you.
18:28We've had trouble getting a hold of her this evening.
18:32Oh, yeah. Well...
18:38Yes! Yes! Yes!
18:43Sir? Sir, are you there?
18:46Yes. Um, I will deal with Tina.
18:53And you double-checked with them that they are aware about my pee allergy, right?
18:57You're not allergic. You're just afraid.
18:59No, that's what everybody says, but that's...
19:01Hang on, Raul! Stop! Wait! Stop!
19:04Really?
19:05Yes!
19:06Like I'm just some chick who works the corner?
19:08What, Fran? She watches the front camera like a hawk!
19:10She does it just to give me shit!
19:13Un-fucking-believable.
19:18Fuck!
19:22Oh, my God.
19:59I can tell if you're lazy or you just don't care.
20:03Your assistant wears a very cheap perfume.
20:08Some kind of talcum powder-based nightmare aroma from the local Sephora.
20:17I can smell it on you, dear.
20:19And from the scent wafting off of you, what's what?
20:23Your third drink?
20:26I gozzle martinis to try to forget you exist, sadly.
20:31It numbs the pain, but it doesn't blot you out of existence.
20:41Look, I'm flying to New York in the morning.
20:45Oh, no. Absolutely not. Not tomorrow.
20:48You have obligations.
20:49No, no, no. I've spent too much money and wasted too much time.
20:53We have a family therapy session because our son has been in the hospital for the past three weeks.
21:01The hospital.
21:04A ten grand a week opioid resort.
21:07He tried to kill himself.
21:09Fuck, Creighton can't even tie a decent knot.
21:12Can't he be like his brother and drive a sports franchise into the ground?
21:17You know, just to feel better.
21:24Look, I hate your fucking guts.
21:26And you hate mine.
21:28And we can't get divorced because we have too much fucking money.
21:33And to lose any of it would be such sweet sorrow.
21:41But I'm bringing you something you're going to like, Mama.
21:45Is it self-driving software that can't tell the difference between a mailbox and a person?
21:52Or an algorithm that drives teen girls through eating disorders?
21:58No.
22:00Generational biotech.
22:02So powerful it'll make medicine obsolete.
22:06Come on, Franny.
22:08When have you seen me this excited about something?
22:09You should try it.
22:11Imagine if I can see just a glimmer of your glory years again.
22:16Maybe I wouldn't have to hire any more slutty assistants.
22:21The idea of the slightest physical contact with you makes me swallow my own vomit.
22:30Okay, well, what about me?
22:33I have to watch you waddling around in your breezy caftans.
22:38Barely disguising a body that's built like a sack of holiday hams.
22:45Mr. Horrifying Monster of a Human Being.
22:51I spent all my life chasing beauty, perfection, diet, trainer, needles, scalpel, elixirs, cleansers.
23:02I thought he would make me feel good, healthy and happy and content.
23:06He would help me find a kind of mate that would help me build the life I wanted, the life
23:11that I deserve.
23:12And then one day you wake up and you realize that you are the dog that caught the car.
23:18And your dream life is actually my golden prism.
23:40Maybe it's time to burn it all down.
23:44You're fucking psychotic.
23:48Yeah, burn it. Go ahead.
23:51Yeah, go ahead. Burn it. Burn it. Burn the whole fucking thing down. Burn the whole fucking house down.
23:56I might do just that.
24:01Once I learned that beauty is the answer to nothing, I became the happiest I've ever been.
24:12Burn the whole fucking house down.
24:14Burn the whole fucking house down.
24:29Right now.
24:34Oh, my God.
25:19Do your fucking job.
25:20I don't want to have to tell you again.
25:24What, you can't open the fucking door for me?
25:26Get my fucking bags.
25:54Keep it warm, Josiah.
26:02Huh, huh, huh, huh.
26:03I don't know.
26:04I don't know.
26:06I don't know.
26:17I don't know.
26:18I don't know.
26:23I don't know.
26:28I don't know.
26:37I don't know.
26:39I don't know.
26:42I don't know.
27:07Be careful.
27:09You know, everybody in this place is still waiting for you to kick it.
27:12There's still time for me to kill you vultures first.
27:15I guess after tomorrow we're going to have to find a new carcass to circle.
27:19Yeah, I'll have new problems.
27:21Like what?
27:21Look at me.
27:23If this shit works half as good as they say,
27:26how the hell are we supposed to explain how different we suddenly look?
27:29Since when do you explain anything to anyone?
27:31What if this is different?
27:32I've got shareholders, the board.
27:34Fuck all that.
27:37So what's your big plan?
27:40Me?
27:41I guess I'll go with the tried and true celebrity plastic surgery routine
27:45and that diet and exercise baloney.
27:47I don't think I'm going to do that.
27:49I think I'm just going to throw it all in the rear view
27:51and buy a mountain or an island.
27:54Never speak to anybody for the rest of my life.
27:57Except for the newest piece of ass I fly in.
27:59But you do you, babykins.
28:01You do you.
28:06The shrimp sucked.
28:08Delicious.
28:10Come.
28:11Come join us.
28:14Please.
28:14Make yourselves comfortable.
28:22Oh, thank you.
28:40Now, bear witness.
28:43Four million years ago, a landmark moment in human evolution occurred.
28:48We developed bipedalism, the ability to walk on two legs.
28:51From there, our brains enlarged.
28:55Cognitive abilities expanded.
28:57We could use tools and started agricultural and industrial revolutions.
29:02Over the last century and a half, we advanced technology and medicine far enough
29:07that life expectancy has improved by nearly 50 years.
29:10Some of you in this room have already beaten the average.
29:14But age has taken its toll.
29:17Time, as they say, is undefeated.
29:19The last great stumbling block of mankind.
29:25In response, you tasked me with a mission.
29:29The Manhattan Project of Longevity and Aesthetics.
29:34Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to your old, broken-down bodies I introduce to you, the beauty.
29:45Just before winning my second Nobel Prize, I discovered the power of highly specialized gene therapies.
29:51But I couldn't help but wonder, what if we created a broad-spectrum group of specialized, reprogrammable proteins and RNA?
30:00Exciting, sure.
30:01But the real breakthrough, the one that will get me Nobel number three, was packaging those powerful proteins
30:08with the most ruthlessly efficient viral gain of functionality ever designed.
30:12This will allow us to completely rebuild your DNA from scratch, cell by cell.
30:18A lot of blah-blah here.
30:20Yeah, sounds like you're trying to sell me drain cleaner.
30:23Let's just skip to the brass tucks.
30:25A rebuild of that scale unleashes the most perfect version of your physical self.
30:33Take a look.
30:3471-year-old male, stage 4 prostate cancer, heart trouble, declining brain activity, obese, you get the picture.
30:44Once the beauty has gone to work.
30:48Ooh.
30:49Uh-huh.
30:50I like him.
30:52His cancer is vaporized, never to return.
30:55Increased cardiac capacity, lean muscle with 6% body fat, bone density increased.
31:02Faster brain synapses.
31:03Maybe your dad chain smoked during family road trips.
31:06Who cares?
31:06Mom chased pills and vodka while pregnant with you?
31:09Irrelevant.
31:10Mm.
31:10Serious question.
31:12Am I going to have, like, a huge cock?
31:14Not that I need it?
31:15All right.
31:18Aesthetically perfect in every way.
31:19It took four operations and a few gallons of saline, but I already have the tits of a 25-year
31:26-old.
31:26What happens to them?
31:27Any non-biological items will dissolve during the rebuild.
31:30You think they are great now.
31:33Just wait until tomorrow.
31:36And there's not a stitch or a scar involved in all this?
31:50One intravenous injection.
31:51Oh, come on!
31:53No, no, no, no.
31:54I don't like it.
31:54It's just bullshit.
31:56This is way fucking nuttier than I realized.
32:00Talk side effects.
32:02Are we the guinea pigs?
32:05Some acute initial discomfort, sure.
32:08But that will subside as your body adjusts.
32:16All of our work is available for your perusal.
32:19However, I wouldn't recommend running to the FDA with this.
32:22Well, that's reassuring.
32:24Well, if it works, who gives a shit?
32:27How many people know about this?
32:29No one outside of this room.
32:31All the data and the final formulation resides here and only here.
32:38Lab techs are compartmentalized.
32:39They don't know what the main objective is.
32:41Like a fine watchmaker, I task them with building parts.
32:44Then I construct the final product.
32:47So what you're suggesting is that immortality is possible
32:52if we just take this special miracle juice.
32:57Those concepts are for storybooks and movies.
33:00Our science is an antidote.
33:03To what?
33:05To the limitations of being human.
33:15Great.
33:18Let's get poked.
33:44This?
33:56What?
33:57What in the fuck are you wearing?
34:01It's my Burning Man outfit.
34:03I'm a burner.
34:04Oh.
34:05I mean, it's cool, right?
34:07Okay.
34:12Welcome.
34:14To the first day.
34:17The best day of the rest of your lives.
34:21You'll notice you've got care packages that will help you through this process.
34:27I'd save that for post-injection.
34:30There are gallons of spring water here.
34:33And if you need more, just ask.
34:36Why would we need to drink more than a gallon of water each?
34:41Privacy, Mr. Forrest.
34:43Remember, what we are doing here is built on deep trust.
34:46Yeah, I just had some unfinished business.
34:52That stays here.
34:53It's personal stuff.
35:02Take your cleansing wipes.
35:04Take your cleansing wipes.
35:04They're found in the white containers to your left.
35:06Pick an arm.
35:07Any arm.
35:08And swab the injection site.
35:14Nice.
35:15Nice.
35:15Get it good.
35:16Now.
35:21Your dose.
35:29Okay.
35:31Nice.
35:52My last Botox stung more than that.
35:57I don't feel shit.
35:58Let's go.
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