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00:10To be continued...
00:33No.
00:36No.
00:38You're not just fucking...
00:41I need you to do me a favor. It's illegal and weird.
00:44You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
01:12Let me get dressed.
01:15Let me get dressed.
01:21Let me get dressed.
01:24Let me get dressed.
01:26Let me get dressed.
01:28Let me get dressed.
01:37Let me get dressed.
01:42Let me get dressed.
01:46Let me get dressed.
01:54Let me get dressed.
02:09Let me get dressed.
02:13the county clerk
02:16I assumed I was helping you
02:17run away or
02:19make your own death or something
02:21interesting
02:22I said no questions please
02:24you didn't say please
02:27it's a Saturday
02:28it's closed
02:30well I have a key
02:32why the fuck do you have a key
02:36can't believe we're doing this
02:41after you
02:50do you want to get arrested for breaking and entering
02:52because there are easier ways to leave someone at the altar
02:56like just leave it
03:02so like I said
03:04I'm going to die tomorrow unless
03:05Nikki is my soul mate and right now
03:07I'm not so sure about that so I realize
03:10that if the curse
03:12spread to my great great great grandmother
03:13over a hundred years ago my bloodline would have died out
03:15after like two generations but it didn't because
03:17I'm here which means that
03:19some of them survived
03:21some of them found their soul mates
03:23and married them or
03:26I don't know found another way
03:27okay
03:28I need to find out how
03:32if we can figure out who my mom's
03:34parents were then we can track the curse back
03:36and
03:38now I have a key
03:40still breaking and entering
03:41if you steal a key
03:49or she's going to kill us you know
03:51if we're late for the bachelorette party
03:55do you want to know the theme
03:56uh I'm sure I don't
03:58I should have her cancel the stripper
04:01god please tell me you're kidding
04:03I'm kidding
04:04nothing could make her cancel the stripper
04:09fuck
04:15okay first we need to find my parents marriage license
04:19uh court court court court court
04:23desperse
04:24marriages
04:25uh Alexandra Harkin and Jay Holman
04:29they were married January 13th 1997
04:32this is 2013
04:33there are literally
04:35tens of thousands of documents in here
04:38well I think it's work unless you want to miss the stripper
04:42she will seriously kill her
04:44just tell her we're getting manicures or something
04:46right
04:47mm-hmm
04:47okay
04:48mm-hmm
04:52mm-hmm
04:54mm-mm
04:55mm-mm
04:57mm-hmm
04:57all right
04:58mm-hmm
05:06Rachel
05:15Uh, hey, Dad. What are you doing?
05:20Chapping foxes.
05:22Oh. I don't think there's any in here.
05:27I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancée.
05:33She left? Where, uh, do you know where she went?
05:36Nope. She didn't have much with her, so I think she plans on coming back.
05:42That's great, Dad. Thank you. Very comforting.
05:47Say, that was a really interesting speech she made last night.
05:50I don't want to talk about it, okay? I just... I fucked up, and I'm trying to fix it.
05:56Hmm. At least she's with Nellie. Nellie will talk some sense into her.
06:00Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is going to convince my fiancée that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
06:05What if there's someone else who's 5% more compatible for me and someone else who's 5% more compatible
06:09for him?
06:10And how would either of us ever know that? I mean, I guess I would know if I fucking die
06:13at the altar.
06:15I think you're overcomplicating it.
06:21Oh. Okay, then simplify it.
06:23No, I don't know. I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it?
06:26There are no signs from the universe.
06:29It's just you taking something that happened and then deciding which details are important and which ones aren't,
06:34and then deciding what it means.
06:35Like, there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is going to work out.
06:41Come on, come on.
06:50Say, go change your clothes. I want to get the trap set before it gets too late.
06:58Oh, you want me to come with you?
07:00Of course. You used to love fox tramping.
07:03Yeah, I don't know if I loved it.
07:04Besides, it's great to get out in nature.
07:07It was good for me when I was in the woods, as it were.
07:10Right.
07:10You know, Dad, nowadays, when you upset the person you love, you don't disappear on a hunting trip.
07:17You talk it out.
07:19The person you are trying to reach is unavailable.
07:22You know, son, something I've learned in my storied years of marriage is that you can't talk it out if
07:28she doesn't answer the phone.
07:32Get your shit.
07:49Hey, happy bachelor party.
07:52Hey, look at this.
07:54The Cunningham men all together again.
07:57I'm sorry, Dad. I can't do this with him.
07:59Come on.
08:00What you did yesterday was fucked up.
08:02You ruined my wedding.
08:03That's dramatic. I was trying to help her.
08:05Oh, what, by making her second guess our relationship two days before we got married?
08:08Yeah, huge help.
08:09I didn't make her do anything you could for, you asshole.
08:12I was trying to open her eyes so she could adequately judge if you're a true soulmate or not.
08:16No one asked you to do that.
08:18It's a matter of life or death.
08:20Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this.
08:23You used to love this part laying in the trap.
08:25Yeah, and I mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just
08:29end up miserable and cold.
08:31We have to figure out some real shit.
08:33You want to talk about real shit?
08:36This is the end of how things are.
08:39Once your mother is gone, everything is going to change.
08:43We follow her rules.
08:44She is what holds us together.
08:48Soon we're going to have a decision to make.
08:51Let each other go.
08:53Or find a new reason to stick together.
08:58But you're a full-grown man.
09:01I can't make this decision for you.
09:05Just get over here, so I'm sorry.
09:12Wait.
09:13Kathy Harkin.
09:16Kathy Harkin, Mark Ellis.
09:20Married August 22nd, 1997.
09:24Really?
09:24I don't know.
09:27I don't know.
09:27Probably some relatives.
09:33Wait.
09:35That's weird.
09:37Why would there be other people in my family that got married here?
09:43Maybe because your family are originally from here, too.
09:50Or this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all.
09:56Or it's just a coincidence.
10:03Oh, hello.
10:05Here's a death certificate.
10:06Hmm?
10:07Death certificate.
10:08Kathy Harkin.
10:11Wait.
10:13I'll just read it again.
10:20Oh, God.
10:22What?
10:23What does that mean?
10:30She died the same day she got married.
10:37That's not a coincidence.
10:42Okay.
10:43We should start looking for birth and death certificates, too.
10:48There may be more of them.
10:49And maybe we can make like a family tree.
11:19Okay.
11:21Here's your parents.
11:24and here's another death it's roger harkin october 9th 1941 wait roger harkin i just i just i just saw
11:32this uh roger harkin roger harkin roger harkin roger harkin cause of death hemorrhage just like
11:45my mom he was married october 9th died october 9th 1941
12:28dad he's 10 years over dad right sorry
12:41i only gotta piss keep an eye out
13:00you should have told me about mom
13:04like months ago i tried but you know how mom is so protective of you
13:14you could have told me anyway
13:18yeah like you'd betray mom's wishes i'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child
13:24you know it's fucking with me
13:29well you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things
13:33you can't accept the imperfection
13:35you always have to overdo shit
13:37okay
13:38but you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor
13:40it's true dude i've known you my whole life
13:43you always have to have a perfect story
13:45the perfect meet cute for you
13:47a perfect love story
13:48like you didn't embellish your story either
13:50well she was my friend first
13:52god she was our friend
13:53i'm not fighting with you about this
13:54you brought it up
13:55you brought it up
14:02the problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself
14:06i didn't marry your ex-girlfriend
14:08i married the woman i was in love with since i was 21
14:10okay you were not in love with her back then
14:13you just like to say that to make it sound like i stole something from you
14:16you were mean to her
14:17yeah because i was in love with her
14:22i couldn't make your wedding
14:23because i was doing something good for someone who needed it
14:26but you only did it because it's a good story
14:29no that's not fucking true
14:30it's true
14:31you're drawn to stories not people
14:33you could have just talked to her and asked for a number
14:35and then still flown to my wedding
14:37but no you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture
14:42fuck off you weren't there
14:43it was the right thing to do
14:44and i'm not talking to you about this
14:46let's just sit in silence
14:47we're sitting in silence now
15:09it's not your fault
15:17it's not your fault by the way
15:19it's um
15:19it's mom and dad's
15:23they uh
15:24they fed you this stuff about perfection
15:28perfect relationship
15:30soulmate shit
15:32they hid so much from all three of us
15:36but mostly you
15:40just be careful
15:41i don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do
15:46you ruined everything last night
15:48i had to make sure she understood the whole story man
15:51she was staking her belief on a lie
15:53okay i know i know i'm fixing it
15:55you have to get her to believe you're her soulmate
15:57it's the only chance she might live
15:59jesus christ i get it
16:00i said i didn't want to talk anymore
16:07and i'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you
16:09i thought we weren't talking
16:10you and nelly are like fucking kids playing tennis
16:13at least me and nelly are honest with each other
16:15well you guys are brutally honest
16:16that's not better than protecting the person you love
16:18oh my god that's what i'm saying
16:20that's that's what mom and dad did to us
16:23don't do that to her
16:24be fucking honest
16:26rachel and i have a great relationship
16:28i don't need to defend my relationship to you
16:30then why are you defending it
16:36tennis
16:38fuck off
16:45holy shit fox there's a fox
16:46what yell for that
16:48well what do i yell again
16:49who do you who
16:50who do you who
16:51who do you who
16:52who do you who
16:53it's who do you who you idiots
16:58oh yeah
16:59yeah
17:01nicky that's your set
17:07you do the honors
17:14safety's on
17:14keep it on till you get down the hill
17:18all right
17:19you're all right
17:44fuck
17:45fuck
17:47fuck
17:52here's you
17:58here's your birth certificate
18:01oh
18:02thank you
18:07okay
18:08so
18:09it looks like the curse
18:11first spread to my bloodline with marianne and thomas harkin
18:14and it looks like they had three kids
18:16two of them had their own kids out of wedlock and one of them got married that's carrie harkin
18:22married april 27th 1870 declared dead april 27th 1870 hemorrhage and uh virginia harkin married november 1st 1947 and also
18:37dead november 1st 1947 hemorrhage
18:40but didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married only if you've accepted a proposal otherwise it
18:45has no one to spread to i guess these people all of them must have known about the curse and
18:52just decided to avoid marriage
18:54like my grandmother
18:58like my grandmother
18:59like my grandmother Audrey Audrey she had my mom out of wedlock
19:02right so she obviously knew not to get engaged but her sister
19:14and it's the same with
19:18and it's the same with
19:21cathy and roger and
19:25virginia and fucking carrie dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead all of them fucking dead on
19:33their wedding day
19:49and it goes all the way down to me tomorrow
19:57this this isn't right huh they'll have the same witness signature
20:03it's not possible yeah none of this is possible in here no no he'd have to be at least what
20:11like
20:12200 years old yeah yes he is the one who spread the curse of my bloodline because he didn't marry
20:18his fiancee and now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as like a punishment or
20:23how do you know that he told me a 200-year-old man told you that yes yes
20:36yes
20:46do you believe me now
20:55do you believe me now
21:13oh fuck
21:16dad i think we should call it we're never gonna find this thing it's only got three legs
21:22it's gonna get dark soon if you keep your voices down you're gonna scare it you're gonna scare it
21:26it chewed off its own foot it's fucking petrified it's gonna run till its heart stops beating
21:35hey what's the plan spend all night looking for it only to help nature along
21:41what letting it slowly bleed to death is better for you
21:49what if you just ran fuck all of this sorry nikki go home never look back
21:57yeah if i did that the curse would just spread to his bloodline
22:00what does that mean exactly like nikki would have the curse
22:03i think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him and his future offspring
22:10for the rest of their lives so
22:13but
22:15not
22:15not an option
22:19he doesn't deserve this
22:20you don't either
22:21but i've already got it so
22:24i think the only
22:25way out is
22:27down the aisle i live or die and
22:30that's it
22:37why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid
22:42i do
22:44get paranoid
22:51hmm
22:56well
23:03and just to be sure
23:05you really believe the immortal man
23:08yeah everything you said was true
23:12shit
23:16shit
23:23shit
23:24shit
23:29shit
23:30shit
23:31what's
23:33what's going on
23:41what's going on
23:45what's going on
24:17what's going on
24:19what's going on
24:22what's going on
24:26that's
24:29honest around here. Enjoy your night, praying for your triumphant victory.
25:23To be continued...
25:29Wait, wait, wait, wait. Arlene Harkin, yeah? Born, 1900. Married, 1922. We don't have a death for her.
25:42She must be dead now, they're all dead.
25:47Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling. If you squint. Look.
26:20She died in 1979, so she was married for 57 years.
26:27What? What the fuck?
26:29Wait, wait, wait, uh...
26:33How did she do it?
26:34I don't know, I don't know, but there's hope, isn't there?
26:40We gotta talk to her.
26:43Yes, but she's dead.
26:45We gotta talk to her.
26:48She's dead.
26:51We have to talk to her.
26:56Wedding cake is not all life in that loving tender whispers in the dark world.
27:06One slice is concerned for your dreams, break they won't come through, and break your heart.
27:21We gotta talk!
27:25Come on!
27:31We gotta talk!
27:42You get changed, I'll get Portia on board and I'll meet you in the sunken room.
27:48Play nice or she won't help us.
28:03I'll meet you in the sunken room.
28:24Fuck!
28:26Jesus, Portia.
28:28You're late, asshole.
28:29I'm sorry, Portia.
28:30What are you two doing all day? Eating out everyone at the nail salon?
28:35These look really good. I hope you tipped the blind child who did them.
28:39I'm sorry.
28:40I'm an honest person, Rachel. You can be honest with me.
28:43There's a lot of bad energy coming from you and I think you understand how important this wedding is to
28:48my brother, my mom, and the rest of our family. Do you?
28:53Millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true. And I don't even care if you're
28:58carrying a blood evil curse. Because regardless, my brother loves you and I will not let you bail on this
29:05wedding.
29:05I was practically left at the altar so that I married some random guy in Las Vegas. Don't tell my
29:10parents.
29:12And I will not let that happen to Nikki. Are you gonna break my brother's heart and crush my mother's
29:17dreams? Be honest.
29:21Good. Now, will it kill you to play one fun, normal, sexy bachelorette party game that I planned? Before everything
29:28is ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare?
29:34It will kill you.
29:40Rachel, I don't say this lightly. You're really, really, really lucky to have me. Because I know how to summon
29:47the dead.
29:58We cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits. Evil is not welcome here.
30:13We are gathered here on Rachel's final night of freedom to contact...
30:19Who?
30:21My granite.
30:23Right. For a marital advice from the great beyond.
30:28Light this candle with your left hand, the hand connecting you to light.
30:35Yes. And then at the same time...
30:38Okay. And then at the same time, with your right hand, touch a belonging of the deceased.
30:44Right hand towards darkness.
30:46This establishes your connection and then you'll ask your questions.
30:59Arlene Harkin, I'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before my wedding.
31:09I need to know how you knew for certain that your husband David was the one.
31:16What do you mean?
31:17Now everyone put your hands in.
31:35Um...
31:35Maybe ask in a different way.
31:40What do you mean a different way?
31:41Rachel.
31:44Okay.
31:45Okay.
31:45Arlene...
31:47If you're there...
31:49Please tell me how you survived.
31:59Maybe I just start with something less intense.
32:06Oh my god, I moved!
32:07I thought you'd done this before!
32:09But it's never worked before!
32:10What the fuck?
32:10Shh!
32:11Okay, what do I, what do I, what do I do now?
32:13Talk to her!
32:14Talk to her!
32:14Okay, uh...
32:15Arlene?
32:17What?
32:18Arlene?
32:21How did you survive your wedding day?
32:28Ask again!
32:30Arlene?
32:32How did you know that David was your soulmate?
32:56How did you know that David was your soulmate?
33:06Oh my god!
33:09Oh my god!
33:10Oh my god!
33:11Something hit me!
33:12Something actually hit me!
33:14Is it bad?
33:15What the fuck?
33:15Is it bad?
33:16No!
33:16Not at all!
33:17No!
33:18No, it's totally fine!
33:19Well, okay!
33:19No, he'll wonder!
33:20No, you have an excuse to get that nose job!
33:23No, Nellie!
33:24Is there a score?
33:25Am I gonna have a face score?
33:27Maybe.
33:27Fuck!
33:29Bill!
33:30You're welcome!
33:39Come on!
33:45You're all but Gibbs!
33:48Toilet, who's up here?
33:50Burt!
33:51You're welcome!
33:54You're welcome!
34:00Tara,UB medicalождめ!
34:00Oh, fuck.
34:07I'm sorry, Dad.
34:15Dad?
34:17Dad?
34:31I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No, no. Last night was...
34:37It was completely my fault.
34:40I mean...
34:40Listen.
34:42Sometimes it's okay to keep secrets
34:44to protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh...
35:01You heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys
35:10from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:20It was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story,
35:25this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:33So...
35:35Your mother is a good woman.
35:37She is the love of my life,
35:39and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I...
35:55I promised your mother I would never tell you this,
35:57but I see now that you need to know.
36:12Arlene, come back.
36:16Arlene, what does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:26What does that mean?
36:30Please...
36:30say it.
36:49Jesus Christ, we're trying that again after all that.
36:52I'm sorry.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah, yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising,
36:57but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in here?
37:03Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:09I'm gonna...
37:11Just one more time.
37:28Are you here?
37:54I don't know what to do anymore.
37:57I don't know what to do anymore.
38:02Something...
38:03Something happened back there,
38:07and you have to help me.
38:14I...
38:16I don't know.
38:19Our...
38:20Nikki and I soulmates
38:23because we can anticipate each other's needs
38:26most of the time,
38:27or
38:28are we not
38:30soulmates
38:32because
38:34he fucking
38:35lied about the plane?
38:39He lied about the fucking plane!
38:42And...
38:45my dad...
38:49he invited
38:50my dad.
38:53Fuck, it's like...
38:55Does he even know me?
39:00You said
39:01you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:04Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:11Okay, so then I genuinely think all you can do
39:15is decide that he's your soulmate or not,
39:19and then take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is...
39:24death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you,
39:29I would trust the version of myself
39:30that's loved him for three years
39:33and agree to marry him
39:34and not the version who heard about
39:35soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38you must have felt seen by him
39:39when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:43Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:47Yes.
39:48This...
39:48this curse...
39:51thing...
39:52has completely bent your reality.
39:55It's...
39:55it's totally fucked up.
40:00It's made you doubt everything.
40:02The only way to stop doubt
40:05is to make a decision
40:06and then you'll know.
40:08So just...
40:10fuck this curse
40:12and go back to reality reality.
40:16It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Hmm?
40:19It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:21Hmm?
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:23Cheers.
40:28That's all I get.
40:30Hmm?
40:31Cheers.
40:32Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Hmm.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And, you know,
40:51maybe keep it realistic
40:52with our life.
40:54I don't know.
40:57go skydiving.
40:58Yeah.
41:00But you know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving
41:02once the parachute didn't open.
41:07Oh, thank you.
41:08Thanks.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Hmm?
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:23He hasn't signed the papers
41:24or anything yet.
41:26Oh.
41:31Don't tell anyone.
41:45Right behind me.
41:49Okay.
42:00There he is.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:34Mom?
42:36Oh, hi, honey. Come. Come here.
42:46Hi.
42:50Um...
42:53I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:08No.
43:11No, honey.
43:15It wasn't...
43:17It wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh...
43:28Some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time. I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad. I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then what? You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful? Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:06That's not true.
44:08It is true. This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else? What else are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You...
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:38Mom?
44:41Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:45Mom.
44:46Mom.
44:47Mom.
44:52Mom!
45:04What the...
45:06You called me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:10What the fuck are you doing?
45:12Yeah!
45:12Fuck!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:21Will you push on the dog?
45:23Something stolen.
45:28Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:44Something red.
45:47Love potion number nine.
45:52I told her that I was a flop in my cheeks.
45:56I did not raise this 1936.
45:59She looked at the pond.
46:01She made a mad design.
46:03She said, now what you need is love potion number nine.
46:10She bent down and turned around and gave me a week.
46:14She said, I'm going to mix it up right here in the sink
46:17It's when I can't be kind, it looks like you didn't eat
46:21I held my nose, I closed my eyes
46:24I didn't know if it was day or night
46:29I started kissing everything inside
46:32But then I hit the top, got it, then he got me back
46:36He broke my head, what a love, love potion number nine
46:55I held my nose, I closed my eyes
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night
47:03I started kissing everything inside
47:06But then I hit the top, got it, then he broke my head
47:11But love, love potion number nine
47:15Love potion number nine
47:19Love potion number nine
47:22Love potion number nine
47:29YepNeen
47:30Love potion number nine
47:39Love potion number nine
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