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00:00:37It's amazing how filthy your room is when you are such an impressive vacuum.
00:00:42Good one.
00:00:43I ran into Jackie yesterday.
00:00:48Your friend Johnny, he sold her seaside apartment in under a week.
00:00:52He's not my friend.
00:00:53You know, he moved out of his parents' house when he graduated.
00:00:56Maybe he could be your mentor?
00:00:58I'm older than him.
00:01:00Exactly.
00:01:03You know what would make your flyer pop?
00:01:05I don't need a catchphrase.
00:01:06It's working for Johnny.
00:01:08Available eight days a week, starting today.
00:01:11That actually defies 8,000 years of human history, but thank you.
00:01:14I hear he has a lovely girlfriend, too.
00:01:18An Italian.
00:01:19You need something to separate yourself from all the other schmoes out there.
00:01:23Something so people know they can trust you.
00:01:26Let's hear it.
00:01:29I'll treat your place like it's my own.
00:01:34Just don't show them your bedroom.
00:01:38Ma, I love you, but I do not need a catchphrase, okay?
00:01:43I'm an adult.
00:01:50Can I borrow the car?
00:01:53This is at Ditmar's Boulevard-bound Amnet Train.
00:01:57The next stop is Astoria Boulevard.
00:02:15What the fuck?
00:02:20Great.
00:02:21Hello?
00:02:33Hello?
00:02:47Hey, this is Ian Jensen.
00:02:49We have an open house today.
00:02:53It's in 10 minutes.
00:02:55Call me.
00:03:21Oh, fuck.
00:03:25Oh, fuck.
00:03:29Oh, come on.
00:03:35Oh, God.
00:03:43Hi!
00:03:44Yeah, Ian Jensen.
00:03:46Yeah, let me show you around.
00:03:48This is the living room.
00:03:49As you can see, there's ample room for a couch.
00:03:52And, uh...
00:03:54Is that a...
00:03:55You know what?
00:03:55I really want to show you the bedroom.
00:03:57Come on.
00:04:00Sorry about the mess.
00:04:01I was just finishing tidying up.
00:04:03As you can see, the bedroom is spacious.
00:04:06It has a lot of room for...
00:04:09Whoa!
00:04:10Dude, what the fuck, dude?
00:04:11Don't what the fuck me, man.
00:04:13Where have you been?
00:04:14I've been right here, man.
00:04:16Yeah, I can see that.
00:04:17But we have the open house.
00:04:18Hey.
00:04:19Thanks for the tour, but this is not the apartment I'm looking for.
00:04:22Dude, my battery must have died.
00:04:24I'm sorry, man.
00:04:34But we're in luck.
00:04:35Yeah?
00:04:35Why is that?
00:04:36My roommate must have cleaned the apartment.
00:04:38Wait a minute.
00:04:56Hi.
00:04:57Welcome.
00:04:59Please take a look around.
00:05:01There's a sign in sheet right there.
00:05:02If you have any questions, I'd be more than happy to answer them.
00:05:06Yeah, the place is newly refurnished.
00:05:07Right by the NQR.
00:05:09Great schools.
00:05:15Any questions?
00:05:16No, no, no.
00:05:17I live in building.
00:05:18Come to see layout.
00:05:20My apartment bigger.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:22Okay.
00:05:23Well, hey, if you know anybody that might be interested, please take a flyer.
00:05:26Too small.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:28Well, thank you for coming.
00:05:34Yeah, all right.
00:05:35Hey, welcome.
00:05:36If you have any qu-
00:05:36Johnny?
00:05:37Well, if it isn't Ian J.
00:05:40What are you doing here?
00:05:41This is an open house, correct?
00:05:43I have a client.
00:05:45Hey, take a look around while I catch up with my old friend here.
00:05:50What?
00:05:50So you're going to try to steal this listing from me, too?
00:05:53Buddy, let it go.
00:05:54They reached out to me.
00:05:56Besides, I would not associate myself with this apartment.
00:06:00Oh, well, seems to be good enough for your client.
00:06:02It's not.
00:06:03We're heading to that new development over on Steinway.
00:06:05He had to take a shit, so.
00:06:07Oh, come on.
00:06:08Hey, but check this out.
00:06:10Girlfriend's birthday last night.
00:06:12Shit got crazy.
00:06:14She's Italian?
00:06:17Still with Atlas, I see.
00:06:20Shall I send you regards?
00:06:21You can let them know that I am crushing it.
00:06:25See, a real estate entrepreneur like myself really needs to be their own boss.
00:06:30You might enjoy being a wacky for an outdated corporation.
00:06:35But that changes.
00:06:36Give me a call.
00:06:39There's room for one more in this wolf bag.
00:06:42Hey, we should get going.
00:06:48I think you're out of toilet paper.
00:06:50Oh.
00:07:18I mean, Williamsburg people are my people.
00:07:20Like they're educated or just super smart. I'm not elitist, but they like care about the arts and what's going
00:07:26on in the world
00:07:27Which basically nobody else is doing. I just feel like if you don't live in Williamsburg and you're able to
00:07:32then
00:07:33You're just probably not really a good person. Right. Yeah, I pride myself on being a good person. Are you
00:07:39into the arts?
00:07:40Like who do you support? Yeah, I mean I
00:07:44Saw the most recent Transformers movie knowing it wouldn't be very good. Like I just went to this art exhibit.
00:07:48It was
00:07:49Brilliant just brilliant. It was in Chelsea. So worth it. Tickets were like two hundred dollars or something like that
00:07:56Yeah, I got comped but like almost everyone else paid. Huh? And guess what was inside?
00:08:01Art dirt three massive piles of dirt, but not just any dirt like one was collected from Syria
00:08:07Another from Afghanistan and the third from an African country where there's a war going on. Wow
00:08:12What what country was it? I don't remember it was an open bar, but like what a message, right?
00:08:18Yeah, like things are really bad there, and I'm just glad I could do my part to be a part
00:08:23of the solution
00:08:24Nice
00:08:25So what was it like a fundraiser? I mean, what do they do with the money? They opened a studio
00:08:29in Bushwick
00:08:30I mean just think of all they can do to get the message out now that they have their own
00:08:33space. Yeah, totally
00:08:35Your profile didn't mention where you live. Oh
00:08:37You know I was I live pretty nearby. It's okay. You can finish your bite. I'm gonna head to the
00:08:45ladies room, okay
00:08:53Oh
00:08:54Things are going well. You're gonna lie about where you live or ask mommy if you can have a sleepover
00:09:00I do not want to talk to you right now
00:09:02Now Ian I did not raise you to be a liar. She's gonna like you for who you are
00:09:07So why don't you invite her over for lasagna Thursday?
00:09:09All I'm saying is I absolutely need my own place because things at night get freaky
00:09:16Hey, keep it to yourself Johnny, you know, I told you I don't want to hear it
00:09:21What? I didn't say anything. Yeah, you did you said anal. I
00:09:24Won't deny things get hot on occasion
00:09:27Look all I'm saying is you may want to keep the living situation close to the peruvial chest
00:09:33Whatever
00:09:33I prefer the honest route. That's my boy
00:09:37Yeah, that route pulling in the tail the calendar filled up. Who was the last lucky lady anyway?
00:09:44Amy
00:09:45I've always liked Amy. You've stayed in touch with Amy since graduation. No, I
00:09:51Haven't my work here is done
00:09:55Okay, what do I have to do open your binder that place on warmer
00:10:03There the owners don't get back until Monday it is right down the street
00:10:08Listen brother, it is not your fault that you were born to some family in New Jersey
00:10:12Destined to be sounds intercourse for the next five years. I'm not gonna be living there for five years. I
00:10:17was being optimistic, buddy
00:10:19Luckily for you that terrace will do all of the heavy lifting. Oh
00:10:23Yeah, what a gorgeous terracist view is amazing
00:10:28And it's so private
00:10:31Nobody can see what you're doing
00:10:34I want to suck your what's that nothing nothing all this this is just papers from work. I got some
00:10:41open houses lined up next week
00:10:42So when am I gonna see you on million dollar listing?
00:10:45Well, my agent is in talks with the producers right now. I love that show
00:10:49There was an apartment in Tribeca where I considered like throwing myself at the buyer just to get up there
00:10:55Just kidding. He was married, huh, but he had a terrace the size of my bedroom
00:11:01Well, actually I live on Lorimer which is right here and I got a terrace
00:11:09Yeah, you know, I'm glad I didn't include it on my dating profile or else I wouldn't know if this
00:11:14date was for me or my apartment
00:11:16You live on Lorimer very cool
00:11:19Do you ever go out on your terrace and look at the other eight million people in the world and
00:11:24just think?
00:11:25How nice it would be with less people?
00:11:28every day
00:11:29Ha ha
00:11:30Yeah, I just imagine if the city only had like 1 million people. I mean
00:11:35The subways would actually be on time for once and it would trip my morning line for coffee. Mm-hmm.
00:11:40Yeah all lines
00:11:41You know no lines would exist. It'd be fantastic. It'd be like a an urban utopia
00:11:45Every time I see a light go on in the distance. I say to myself
00:11:48That's the asshole that's gonna get to SoulCycle before me and take the last bike in the front row and
00:11:52ruin my day. Yeah
00:11:57What do you say we wrap this up and
00:12:01Get a drink in my place we can hang out on my terrace and curse these people that are clogging
00:12:07up the city
00:12:08Yeah
00:12:12Okay, you can open your eyes. Oh
00:12:15Wow, this place could be a million dollar listing. Thank you. I got lucky finding it
00:12:22You want to go see the terrace?
00:12:24Yes, I do
00:12:25All right
00:12:33Oh
00:12:33Oh my god, yeah, what a gorgeous terrace this view is amazing
00:12:37Thank you very much, and it's so private
00:12:40Mm-hmm. No one can really see what you're doing. I
00:12:44wanna I
00:12:46Want to take a picture? Oh?
00:12:49Oh of the view. Yeah, sure I don't mind. Yeah, do it. I'm gonna go pop this baby open. Okay,
00:12:54and I'll get us some glasses. Great. All right
00:12:57Yeah
00:13:14Hey, what's funny? Oh, just my friend being an idiot and offered to send a rescue party
00:13:19Huh? I hope you told the party to stand down
00:13:23They're waiting for their instruction
00:13:24Why don't you tell them to come by and I think I can win them over and give up some
00:13:31of our champagne I rather make the wrong decision
00:13:55Oh
00:13:55Home sweet home. Oh look your mom sent me another card some holiday. I don't know about
00:14:04It's a thank-you card for my thank-you card does it ever end
00:14:09Mm-hmm
00:14:18Did you have someone over here?
00:14:22No, you mean you drank this bottle all by yourself? No, who is he? No, I mean, I've never seen
00:14:28that bottle before. Oh
00:14:29the champagne fairy strikes again
00:14:33You mean you're not prepared to tell me about your other boyfriend
00:14:38Who is in our bed and
00:14:41He's by hi, sorry. He didn't tell me he had a roommate
00:14:47Yeah, who's Ian? It's our realtor. Oh my god. It's our realtor doing in our bed. That's not your bed
00:14:52Ian. That's our bed
00:14:53I'm really sorry. Listen. I I just I didn't think you're gonna be back for a week. You don't live
00:14:58here. Um, not exactly
00:15:00Let me just talk to them real quick
00:15:03Hey, hey, hey listen, I'm sorry. I just I invited her over just to show her the terrace and we
00:15:07had a drink and you know
00:15:09One thing led to another okay? Is it Bushwick? Do you live in Bushwick? I mean, maybe that could work
00:15:12I think I want my keys back
00:15:13And our bed. I'm sorry. Look, I really messed up. I did just please don't take the listing. Is it
00:15:18Queens?
00:15:18I really need it please. Do you live in Queens? I heard things are kind of cool there now
00:15:21You heard right darling. No, no, no, no
00:15:24This is this is not consensual. You can't just bring girls back to my apartment. Oh, I know just give
00:15:28me a week
00:15:28Where do you live? I live in New Jersey
00:15:33With my parents. Oh, hell no. I know I know I
00:15:37Mean it's big. It looks like I have my own apartment. The size of your apartment should be the least
00:15:41of your worries. I
00:15:43Faked my orgasm
00:15:46Both of them? Yes
00:15:54Oh
00:15:55There there drink this this will make you feel better
00:15:59Sometimes I wish I could fake an orgasm
00:16:01As if
00:16:03So Brandon and I were talking and we agreed that you can keep the listing
00:16:09You mean it? Hey everybody makes mistakes, right? Oh like dating women for one. Oh
00:16:15Thank you so so much. Listen, I promise I will I will treat this place like it's my own
00:16:21No, actually don't do don't don't do that. Oh, no, no, that's not what I meant that that's just that's
00:16:26my slogan
00:16:26Oh, but you need to get a new one seriously. Yeah, I promise to not have sex in your bed
00:16:33That works
00:16:54Good morning, how did Poochie sleep?
00:17:02Sorry about last night
00:17:07You passed out in under five seconds
00:17:11But I have plenty of energy now
00:17:16Oh
00:17:17Oh the romance
00:17:25Not again
00:17:28That Scottish idolizing bastard
00:17:31Want some music?
00:17:33It won't work
00:17:34Bagpipes operate on unstoppable frequency
00:17:47How's the day looking?
00:17:49Oh, I shouldn't be too late. I want to remake my new creation of it
00:17:55Yeah, some kind of eclair, right?
00:17:58It's as if a croissant and then eclair had a baby but with lighter cream
00:18:04Well, if it's half as popular as the cronut, we can buy this place and I can be your assistant
00:18:10We've tried that. You don't follow directions
00:18:13That measuring cup was in Spanish
00:18:17But I can design a website to handle all your international orders
00:18:22What? So no line of people forming at 6am?
00:18:26People will love you for it. You can declare it the anti-cronut
00:18:30I was thinking crew claire
00:18:34Fluffy eclair
00:19:01Fluffy eclair
00:19:04The new cameras are installed
00:19:06That one's high definition
00:19:08Keeps an eye on the mailboxes
00:19:11Cool
00:19:11I'll be sure to get my best behavior to walk through
00:19:13The reason why I mentioned that was because we as a board
00:19:18have decided that an assessment was necessary to pay for these enhancements
00:19:22I saw the facebook update on it. Totally on board with the board
00:19:27Your last payment was the old amount
00:19:31Oh, I got you. I'll update the amount tonight for sure
00:19:34You have a package
00:19:37Oh, nice. I'll grab it on my way back. Enjoy the day man
00:19:43Thank you
00:20:01For more information, I'll be sure to check out our video
00:20:03I've been here to check out our video
00:20:03After all, I haven't met you
00:20:09Before you see, I'll mention a lot of people
00:20:42Thanks for coming up, uh, you didn't grab my package.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47All I saw down there was this.
00:20:50Can you show me how to access the security camera footage?
00:20:53Sure.
00:20:54I'm pretty sure somebody grabbed it by mistake.
00:20:58I knew I should have grabbed that package.
00:21:01You know, Michelle and 2E, uh, had a package stolen last week.
00:21:04But that was before we installed the cameras.
00:21:07Anything valuable?
00:21:09Not anything too expensive.
00:21:11Not sure what their policy is on stolen packages, though.
00:21:16What floor is this guy on?
00:21:19Kind of look familiar.
00:21:25Ha!
00:21:26There!
00:21:27What?
00:21:27Who the?
00:21:28Is he actually opening my package in the lobby?
00:21:36Veerspankin'?
00:21:40Um, uh, yeah.
00:21:45It was a bit of an impulse buy.
00:21:47It's actually, well, it's a, it's a sex toy for men.
00:21:56For your butt?
00:21:57No, man, not for my butt.
00:21:58It's a toy that, you know, you would use to jerk off.
00:22:04It has a video.
00:22:06It has a video.
00:22:40So, uh, do I need to call the police and file a report?
00:22:45I don't think they deploy a task force to recover your van spunked.
00:22:52Veerspankin'.
00:23:02That guy does look familiar.
00:23:05He probably lives nearby.
00:23:07Let me see that card.
00:23:15Robin Hood 2020 coming to you again.
00:23:17We got another package here.
00:23:19You know I, uh, rob from the rich and give to you, all my fans and followers.
00:23:23This package is courtesy of Mike Miller from 420 Bedford Avenue.
00:23:31Let's see what he got.
00:23:32Or shall I say, let's see what you get.
00:23:34Holy shit.
00:23:36This guy just steals packages and hasn't made a YouTube channel about it?
00:23:41He has over 6,342,000 subscribers.
00:23:47What?
00:23:48Are you kidding?
00:23:49I don't want 6,000,000 people knowing I ordered a sex toy.
00:23:53I need to stop this guy before he makes his next video.
00:23:57Can you zoom in on his face?
00:24:03Power of high definition.
00:24:08It sounds really écologists.
00:24:33Here's the eye.
00:24:33Let's see.
00:24:46Hey! Don't touch those!
00:25:09Hey! Don't touch those!
00:25:39Hi, hon.
00:25:40Yeah, I'll be home in a minute.
00:25:45Hi, hon.
00:25:46Hi.
00:25:47These look delicious.
00:25:49Have we decided on fluffy nuggets yet?
00:25:51That's still undecided.
00:25:52You can try one.
00:25:53I've decided to explore the opinions of people who are not my boyfriend.
00:25:58I give unbiased opinions.
00:26:00Always have.
00:26:01And these?
00:26:02Did this guy steal something from us?
00:26:05Yeah, that guy stole my package and Todd was able to send me this photo from the camera feed in
00:26:10the lobby.
00:26:12Taking matters into your own hands, I see.
00:26:16Seems the police won't investigate theft below $100, so I inserted myself into the situation.
00:26:22What got you so motivated?
00:26:25That's a funny story.
00:26:28Go on.
00:26:29Um, it's actually something called a Verspankin'.
00:26:33It's a sex toy.
00:26:38No, really?
00:26:41Well, thanks, but I'm pretty sure mine just needs new batteries, so.
00:26:46Yeah, uh, it's actually for guys.
00:26:53For your butt?
00:26:55No, it's not for my butt.
00:26:56Why does everyone think that?
00:26:58No, it's...
00:26:58Well, it's hard to explain.
00:27:00There is a video, but it's not for my butt.
00:27:02Video?
00:27:02Wait, what do you mean everyone?
00:27:06Todd was also confused about it.
00:27:09Todd.
00:27:09Todd.
00:27:10I'm glad you're so comfortable sharing, but perhaps we keep things related to our sex life to ourselves?
00:27:18Absolutely.
00:27:19It's not that I was oversharing, but he was helping me access the, and, well, he pried it out of
00:27:24me.
00:27:25Maybe not the best choice of words.
00:27:28I have to head to the board meeting.
00:27:30I just know that if Jennifer likes these, she'll mention it to her sister, the one with the blog.
00:27:35I eat my happiness?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37It's called happy eats.
00:27:39I'm just gonna grab one more before you go.
00:27:43No.
00:27:43Jennifer didn't get one last time, so this time I'm bringing one for everyone.
00:27:48Then maybe if you water the plants, you won't be missing that for spent after all.
00:27:55For spankin'.
00:27:56Yeah, that.
00:27:57Bye.
00:28:14Coming.
00:28:16What did Poochie forget?
00:28:39Hi, Evan.
00:28:40Come in.
00:28:41Thanks for coming.
00:28:42We're just waiting on Samantha to get started.
00:28:45Hi, Todd.
00:28:48Well, hello there.
00:28:50Hello there to you, too.
00:28:53I don't know the last time it wasn't too-
00:28:54No, no.
00:28:54It was fun.
00:28:56Um, I'm sorry I didn't stay.
00:28:58I just really love my bed, and it's a surprisingly easy walk-in.
00:29:02Yeah, that's very true.
00:29:05I am slowly getting used to having the whole bed to myself as well, so-
00:29:08Well, that's a nice adjustment, trust me.
00:29:11Yeah.
00:29:12Hey guys, I come bearing gifts.
00:29:17Splendid.
00:29:17Mm-hmm.
00:29:19Mm-hmm.
00:29:21These look good.
00:29:23Are these chocolate eclairs?
00:29:25Uh, no, it's a new creation.
00:29:27I'm thinking of calling them fluffy nuggets.
00:29:31Branding is very important.
00:29:34Mm-hmm.
00:29:36Oh, yeah.
00:29:36These are very good.
00:29:38Anna?
00:29:39Oh, no, I can't.
00:29:41But, um, Evan can have mine.
00:29:42Oh, perfect.
00:29:45I'd be happy to share the recipe on your sister's blog if you like them.
00:29:48Oh, yeah.
00:29:49I'll try one in just a second.
00:29:50I just want to bring the board meeting into order.
00:29:52We have a few things to cover, including interviewing somebody for the new doorman position.
00:29:57That'll be good to have.
00:29:58Another package was stolen from the lobby earlier today.
00:30:01Again?
00:30:03Sean had something stolen.
00:30:05I don't know.
00:30:05What was it?
00:30:08It's nothing important.
00:30:09It's just something he ordered online.
00:30:11Did the cameras pick it up?
00:30:12Yes.
00:30:13Power of high definition.
00:30:15Have you posted the picture on the building's Facebook page?
00:30:17People should be on alert in case he returns.
00:30:20And speaking of unsavory people in our building, I would like to raise the issue of people renting out their
00:30:25apartments on Airbnb.
00:30:26Who's renting out their apartments?
00:30:28Naveen and 2B, for one, he has somebody new in there every week.
00:30:31And I just can't get comfortable with strangers in the building.
00:30:37Oh, that must be our pie.
00:30:42Everyone, this is Vladimir.
00:30:44Hi.
00:30:45You can call me Vlad.
00:30:54I see you come with a lot of experience.
00:30:59Perhaps you can start by telling us what interested you in this position.
00:31:03Being a doorman in Manhattan is a young man's game.
00:31:09Your job post mentioned a chair.
00:31:14I will happily come to Williamsburg for the occasional sitting in the chair.
00:31:24Um, I see you worked in the Dakota in the late 70s.
00:31:28I can only imagine those stories.
00:31:30Which I will take to the grave.
00:31:32A doorman who shares his secrets is no better than...
00:31:36Then...
00:31:37I'm not sure who that could possibly be.
00:31:42I'm not sure what your plans are later, but I was thinking about going out to the...
00:31:47What is she doing here?
00:31:50Hi, everyone.
00:31:51So sorry I'm late.
00:31:52Can we, uh, pause for a minute?
00:31:54Can we talk?
00:32:02You flirting with Anna already?
00:32:04That didn't take long.
00:32:05What?
00:32:05What are you doing here?
00:32:06I'm still a member of the board.
00:32:07Yeah, you moved out.
00:32:08So what?
00:32:09My name is on the mortgage and I want to protect my investment.
00:32:11I told you I would buy your half.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14When we finalize the price and you pay me my half, I will gladly step down.
00:32:21Sorry I'm late, everyone.
00:32:22Do you have another chair?
00:32:24We didn't think you were coming.
00:32:25Um, or else I would have grabbed another chair from the other room.
00:32:28Just wait one second.
00:32:31Excuse me.
00:32:35Would you mind sitting on this?
00:32:37It shouldn't be a long meeting.
00:32:39Happy to work out my core while I'm here.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:45Sorry about that.
00:32:46We were just interviewing Vlad about the new doorman position.
00:32:48Great.
00:32:49Hello.
00:32:51So, perhaps you can tell us what you think your experience can bring to P190 Lorimer.
00:32:55I have not lost single package in 30 years.
00:33:00I remember names with a handshake and I know then to look the other way.
00:33:07I feel extra responsible for residents.
00:33:11Like parent.
00:33:13I once flushed coke down toilet faster than I can say to officer, what coke?
00:33:19That's sugar.
00:33:20I saved him a lot of trouble.
00:33:22There was a time I deliver baby in the lobby.
00:33:28Not so common in this country, no?
00:33:32It was boy.
00:33:34Which is better than girl.
00:33:39Are you two fucking?
00:33:42What the hell, Tracy?
00:33:44Not appropriate at all.
00:33:46Yeah, Evan and I are not involved at all.
00:33:48I want Evan to tell me that.
00:33:50Go ahead.
00:33:51This is not the appropriate time to have this conversation.
00:33:55Besides, you moved out.
00:33:56I will lose my shit right now if you don't answer me.
00:34:00Just so we can move on.
00:34:02Nobody, Anna included, has slept with me.
00:34:08I just thought when I, sorry about that.
00:34:12Just been a crazy few weeks is all.
00:34:15I don't mean to be insensitive, but don't you think Evan would simply lie given the circumstances?
00:34:21He can't lie.
00:34:22Like physically, his right eyebrow twitches anytime he lies.
00:34:25I have no reason to lie!
00:34:28Now, can we please move past this ridiculous scene that you were causing?
00:34:34You were saying?
00:34:36In this job, you are constantly learning and growing.
00:34:41Are you trying to be slick?
00:34:42What is it now?
00:34:43You said nobody had slept with you.
00:34:45Yeah, so?
00:34:46Nice try.
00:34:47Answer me this.
00:34:47Have you and Anna had sex?
00:34:49I've already said Anna and I have not had intercourse.
00:34:55No twitch.
00:34:56Can we move on with this, please?
00:34:57See what he's doing?
00:34:58He's trying to narrow his answer.
00:35:00What is it?
00:35:01You get a blowjob?
00:35:02She looks like the blowjob type.
00:35:04You're embarrassing yourself.
00:35:05Answer me!
00:35:06No!
00:35:06Anna has not given me a blowjob.
00:35:09Seriously, this is crazy.
00:35:11Back to the interview.
00:35:13No twitch.
00:35:15As I said before, I will take all secrets with me to the grave.
00:35:20Really?
00:35:20A handjob?
00:35:22Is that it?
00:35:22That's cute.
00:35:23Tracy, you need to get a hold of yourself.
00:35:25Stop looking in my eye!
00:35:27No!
00:35:28No one has given me a handjob.
00:35:31All right, happy?
00:35:32Now you owe Anna and everyone else in this room an apology.
00:35:36I know you're hiding something.
00:35:40Stay away from Evan.
00:35:42Are you trying to kill me?
00:35:44Oh, don't exaggerate.
00:35:45No, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
00:35:47Nobody's ever died from an eclair.
00:35:50Fluffy nugget.
00:35:51What?
00:35:51Consistent branding is important.
00:35:53You know what?
00:35:53Up with job.
00:35:55What?
00:35:55Yeah, I jerked your ex-boyfriend off with my feet.
00:35:58Happy?
00:36:01See, I knew they were up to something.
00:36:05Um, I think I better go as well.
00:36:07Vlad gets my book.
00:36:12Does this mean I have job?
00:36:27Here you go, sir.
00:36:28You have to use a machine, miss.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:33This.
00:36:34Ah, yes, yes.
00:36:35Aspetta, eh?
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:39One second, you have to hit credit card on a TV screen here.
00:36:43No, no, I didn't understand anything.
00:36:46Sorry.
00:36:47Okay, it's right here.
00:36:49You hit credit.
00:36:51Ah, got it.
00:36:54Okay, can I go now?
00:36:59Good?
00:37:00Here you go.
00:37:00Yeah, thank you.
00:37:02Grazie.
00:37:04What do you say?
00:37:05Do you call him?
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:07Okay.
00:37:13Yeah, we are outside.
00:37:16Okay.
00:37:17Great.
00:37:19He's coming downstairs to get us.
00:37:21It's a nice building.
00:37:22Perhaps Marco was right in choosing Williams' book.
00:37:24Maybe.
00:37:25Hi.
00:37:25Hi.
00:37:26Can I help you?
00:37:27Oh, no.
00:37:28We were just waiting for someone.
00:37:31Hi.
00:37:32So nice to see you again.
00:37:35Oh.
00:37:36It's been so long.
00:37:37Hey, Jennifer.
00:37:38Hi.
00:37:39You're friends from Italy.
00:37:40Oh, well, I guess you guys got a lot to catch up on.
00:37:44Welcome to 191, Norma.
00:37:46Come on in.
00:37:47Hope your flight in was okay.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:58Sorry about that earlier.
00:38:00Jennifer is just against Airbnb, so I just have to be a little.
00:38:03Smart.
00:38:03Is it a problem?
00:38:04No.
00:38:05No, no, no.
00:38:06But if anyone has to say we're friends.
00:38:08Sure, sure.
00:38:09So which one of you is Cara?
00:38:11That's me.
00:38:11Hello again.
00:38:12Hi.
00:38:13You don't look like a Marco.
00:38:14No, Marco couldn't come.
00:38:15I'm Leah.
00:38:16Hi, Leah.
00:38:17Welcome home.
00:38:18So this obviously is the kitchen.
00:38:20Help yourself to any food that's there.
00:38:22That is my room in there.
00:38:24And that's you guys up there.
00:38:26Nice.
00:38:27This is the key to the apartment.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:29And the code to the gate downstairs is pound 0390.
00:38:35Pound is?
00:38:36As in hashtag?
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:39What do you guys have planned for the rest of the week?
00:38:41We're going to see everything.
00:38:42First, MoMA, Highline, Chelsea Market.
00:38:47No Times Square?
00:38:48Oh, yeah.
00:38:50Stay away from Elmo.
00:38:53I would actually advise you to stay away from anyone in a costume.
00:38:56Okay.
00:38:57Yeah?
00:38:58Remember that.
00:38:59Enjoy your stay.
00:39:00Feel at home.
00:39:01And I'm going to be gone.
00:39:02Maybe I'll catch you later.
00:39:04Okay.
00:39:04Okay.
00:39:06Ciao.
00:39:06Good night.
00:39:07Wow.
00:39:13It's beautiful.
00:39:15Where do you see the camera?
00:39:17We're in the place.
00:39:20No, it's beautiful.
00:39:22It's also more beautiful than the photos.
00:39:24Beautiful.
00:39:25Yes.
00:39:26Are you tired?
00:39:28Want to take a rest?
00:39:29No, come on.
00:39:30Let's go explore.
00:39:31A little to the right.
00:39:33No, my right.
00:39:38Perfect.
00:39:40Okay, one down.
00:39:43How many of these do we need?
00:39:45I promise five a day.
00:39:47Simpietro getting a little old for this?
00:39:50There's five.
00:39:52Besides, he's his favorite player, Buffon.
00:39:54Which also happens to be my dad's favorite player.
00:39:57You know your dad is the one who really wants them.
00:40:00Obviously.
00:40:04Let's go and see the bridge.
00:40:06Oh, it looks so pretty.
00:40:08Oh, wait.
00:40:10I'm not waiting.
00:40:11Oh, come on.
00:40:12Fine.
00:40:13Go ahead.
00:40:13Eat your ice cream.
00:40:16This is when I take the best shot ever.
00:40:20Boom.
00:40:24Ah, let me see.
00:40:29Michael would have loved this.
00:40:31You know, he stops at every place we pass to get a sorbet.
00:40:36Roger Turin is impressive.
00:40:38Okay, I'm instituting a no-marco-ruo.
00:40:41Sorry.
00:40:42I just thought about it.
00:40:43The ice cream is good.
00:40:44This sorbetto?
00:40:45It's quite respectable, I should.
00:40:49You want to try it?
00:40:51Just this spoon, no?
00:40:56It's good, right?
00:40:57No, Bob.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:41:00Hey, it's Hallifair.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:04Now I'm going to get a double spoon because you're bad.
00:41:12I know how to cheer you up.
00:41:15What?
00:41:16Drinking and shopping.
00:41:18In that order.
00:41:20Let's try it.
00:41:24Well, I need a box.
00:41:25What?
00:41:26I don't want to drink that.
00:41:27The man promised me we're good.
00:41:29Yeah, right.
00:41:30You trusted him.
00:41:35You know what?
00:41:37Full glass.
00:41:39You are American and bachelor.
00:41:40That's right.
00:41:42Time to celebrate.
00:41:43Mm-hmm.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47Stop.
00:41:47Wow, that's...
00:41:53Excuse me.
00:41:55Shh.
00:41:56I'm going to get us in trouble.
00:42:00Picture time.
00:42:03Ah, best picture ever.
00:42:09You know what?
00:42:10Let's slam it in and go shopping.
00:42:12Ugh.
00:42:21Welcome.
00:42:22Let me know if I can help you with anything.
00:42:24We have more sizes in the back.
00:42:26Okay, thank you.
00:42:29Great choice.
00:42:30We also have another print from that designer in the front.
00:42:32If you want me to grab it.
00:42:33Eh, no thank you.
00:42:48I think I'm going to try this or not.
00:42:50It's cute.
00:43:06Cut.
00:43:08Cut.
00:43:12I haven't found anything yet.
00:43:13No, nothing yet.
00:43:15How am I?
00:43:16Perfect.
00:43:18Confirmed.
00:43:19I'll take it.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:23You're not going to take it off?
00:43:25I like this more than what I was wearing.
00:43:29Ciao!
00:43:29I'd like to buy this dress.
00:43:31Okay, great.
00:43:32I'm glad you found something you like.
00:43:33You need to take off the dress.
00:43:36Uh, maybe not.
00:43:38Oh, that's fine.
00:43:39I can ring you up.
00:43:40If you lean forward, I can remove the tag.
00:43:45My God.
00:43:50Oh, you'll also need to come around
00:43:52so I can remove the security device.
00:43:58Oh, boy.
00:44:01I so want to take my phone out.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:14You're all set.
00:44:15Here's the receipt.
00:44:20This is nice.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:22It's beautiful.
00:44:26I want to take a picture of you with the dress and the...
00:44:29Okay.
00:44:30Skyline.
00:44:30Go ahead.
00:44:31Okay?
00:44:33Let's do it properly.
00:44:35Oh, come on.
00:44:37Haven't we passed our five photo quota?
00:44:38No, one more and this time you'll hold them.
00:44:41Where did your father get these, anyway?
00:44:43He didn't.
00:44:44Marco bought it.
00:44:45Marco?
00:44:46Yeah, for Pietro's birthday.
00:44:48No wonder you keep bringing him up.
00:44:50Don't be stupid.
00:44:52No, I get it now.
00:44:54This isn't about taking photos for your brother.
00:44:56This is about bringing Marco along with you.
00:44:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:01Cara, every photo is a reminder.
00:45:04You can't keep taking photos of this stupid doll.
00:45:07It's not healthy.
00:45:09What the fuck, Leah?
00:45:11Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:45:14You can't go in there.
00:45:15It's the East River.
00:45:16What?
00:45:18Cara, smettila.
00:45:19Esci fori dall'acqua.
00:45:22Cara!
00:45:24Marco's going to make things right.
00:45:26He made a mistake, one mistake, but he's going to make things right.
00:45:30Cara, look at yourself.
00:45:31You're saving a bubble head from a river.
00:45:34He will make things right, I told you.
00:45:36Cara...
00:45:37Stop it!
00:45:38Leave me alone.
00:45:44You ruined it. It's ruined.
00:45:48Cara, I'm sorry, but...
00:45:51It's a doll.
00:45:52It's not a doll.
00:46:08It's not a doll.
00:46:18Cara, I'm so sorry. I know it is hard.
00:46:23I just miss him so much.
00:46:25You know, we've been talking about this trip for over a year.
00:46:29About how romantic it was going to be.
00:46:35You deserve better, and it will happen.
00:46:37I promise.
00:46:43There is some good news out of this.
00:46:45What is it?
00:46:46The doll is no longer what Marco gave you.
00:46:50Now it's a reminder of our trip to New York.
00:46:53It's a monster.
00:46:56It's our monster.
00:47:00Thank you, Leo, for coming.
00:47:02The thought of staying in Torino, it...
00:47:05Of course I came.
00:47:07Think of all the excitement we had.
00:47:09And we haven't even made it to Manate yet.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:25Ah-
00:47:33Or do you have to say,
00:47:34Of course you're on the floor to go,
00:47:34Or do you have to be on the floor?
00:47:36Where do you see the floor?
00:47:36Not the floor?
00:47:36Or you're on the floor?
00:47:36Not the floor?
00:47:36Not the floor?
00:47:42That's right.
00:47:43I was.
00:47:44I feel sorry about mirrors here.
00:47:58Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. No. Hi, I locked myself out of my apartment. Do you
00:48:07think I could borrow your phone? Yeah, of course. It's probably going to take a while for a
00:48:14locksmith to show up. You want to come in? Yeah. Thanks. I thankfully gave a spare to my friend
00:48:21who lives nearby. She just better pick up. I hear, make yourself home. Thank you. This
00:48:29is so embarrassing. I'm Evan, by the way. Oh, sorry. I wish I'd introduce myself to you
00:48:36and your girlfriend when I first moved in. That would make this a lot less awkward. Please,
00:48:40please, please, pick up. I like your, your slippers. Oh, thank you. They were a gift
00:48:45for a friend, but once I named them, I couldn't let them go. Uh, this one is Oscar and this
00:48:50one, oh, Jenny, thank God. I'm locked out of my apartment. Oh, it's in my neighbor's phone.
00:48:57Um, stop laughing. I'm in my pajamas. It's not funny. Yeah, why? He has a girlfriend.
00:49:06Okay, then get dressed. Yes, now.
00:49:11Yes, I love you. So, so, so much. Just please hurry up. Please. Thank you. Thank you.
00:49:19So, uh, no need to be alarmed, but my girlfriend and I recently broke up. That's what the boxes
00:49:26by the door are. You know, my friend was just being an idiot. She has a maternity level of a
00:49:30squirrel.
00:49:33Do you want a sweatshirt? Yes, please. I, I know we're neighbors and all, but I don't typically go out
00:49:38dressed like this. For a fellow Dubfire fan. No way, you're a Dubfire fan. Oh, I didn't think
00:49:46they were known outside of Austin. Well, I grew up in Round Rock. You know they're playing
00:49:50at the Oasis Bar tonight, right? Oh, I know. I'm so mad I couldn't get tickets.
00:49:57Uh, is everything okay? Uh, yeah. No, um, my ex is coming to grab her things right now.
00:50:06I don't mean to be weird, but would you mind waiting in the bathroom? It's just, she has a temper,
00:50:12and, you know, rather than explain that you got locked, it'd just be easier this way. I could
00:50:18wait in the hallway if you prefer. No, it's just she's already in the hallway and I just don't want
00:50:21her to see you leaving the apartment. You know, it's fine. Never mind, I'll just, I'll explain. No,
00:50:26no, it's okay. I understand. Breakups can be tricky. Oh, okay.
00:50:38Coming! Hi, Tracy. No need to come in. I box the rest of your things. In fact, why don't I
00:50:43just
00:50:43help you bring this down? Nice to see you too. Actually, can I just, um, use the bathroom?
00:50:48Uh, no, you can't. What? Uh, I actually, I have to go first.
00:51:03So, Tracy needs to go to the bathroom. I need to hide you. I thought I was hiding.
00:51:10Look, if you do this for me, I'll give you my friend's ticket to the Dubfire Show.
00:51:15Are you talking to yourself? Just saying a few mantras.
00:51:22It's all yours.
00:51:59I think you're out of soap.
00:52:02Uh, check under the sink. No, I don't see any. I'm just gonna use your shower gel.
00:52:22So, I've been thinking. What's that?
00:52:25Well, I've been talking to my therapist and- We don't need to have this conversation again.
00:52:31Just hear me out, okay? I feel like I need to take some responsibility for all of this and-
00:52:36Tracy, we really don't need to- I've reacted poorly and I, I can't help but think that, you know,
00:52:40maybe I was to blame. I felt like maybe you weren't attracted to me anymore or, I don't know,
00:52:45I just, I got really insecure. You know, that's not-
00:52:51Erectile dysfunction is a really common problem and, and neither of us are to blame.
00:52:58And, and I was just thinking that, you know, maybe-
00:53:04Tracy, what are you doing?
00:53:05Well, I just- I was just thinking that maybe I would be willing to try that,
00:53:10well, you know, the thing.
00:53:13No, I, I don't know.
00:53:15The thing with the feet.
00:53:17That is, that's not a thing. I, that was, that happened one time.
00:53:21But we would have worked with her, so I was thinking, you know, maybe it would work with us.
00:53:25Yeah, but that was not the only thing that was wrong with our relationship.
00:53:28Fuck you.
00:53:29Like your temper, for one thing.
00:53:31No, I'm Italian.
00:53:32You being 50% Italian doesn't give you the right to be 100% an asshole.
00:53:35I didn't even want to do the thing with the feet.
00:53:37I was just saying that I was willing to try it because it was something that you needed.
00:53:42That, that, that's not something I need.
00:53:46I need you to get going.
00:53:48It's all in there.
00:53:49I'm just making sure.
00:53:51Where's my Dubfire sweatshirt?
00:53:55That's, that's my sweatshirt.
00:53:57But I bought it, so I want it back.
00:54:01Well, I threw it out.
00:54:04Bullshit.
00:54:06You know, I, I didn't get rid of it because I was,
00:54:08I was mad or anything.
00:54:09I just, I got rid of it because it reminded me of how sweet you could be and
00:54:14the nice memories that we have.
00:54:16Oh, my sensitive pool bear.
00:54:19We can still make nice memories.
00:54:29Hi, I, I was just locked down in my apartment and I just needed to use the phone as off.
00:54:34Anna, too far away being on the second floor?
00:54:37You had to find someone across the hall to fuck?
00:54:39I'm serious, Tracy.
00:54:40This isn't what it looks like.
00:54:41How many sluts can live in one building?
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44Wait, and you gave her my sweatshirt?
00:54:46Another nice memory, asshole.
00:54:48Here, here, you can have it.
00:54:50I just, I was locked out of my pajamas and Evan saw that I was a Dubfire fan.
00:54:53Oh, that's cute.
00:54:54Did, did you get that trying to find yourself at Burning Man?
00:54:57Tracy.
00:54:58I'm leaving.
00:54:59Don't call.
00:55:05Then we will.
00:55:07Look, I should go meet my friend.
00:55:09She'll be here any minute.
00:55:11I'm sorry for getting you in trouble.
00:55:13Let me buy you a drink at the Dubfire concert and we'll call it even.
00:55:15Deal.
00:55:16One, one!
00:55:23Two, two!
00:55:28Two.
00:55:32Let me go.
00:55:34Two!
00:55:35Two!
00:55:37Cuid eight!
00:55:38Four!
00:55:39Two!
00:55:40Three!
00:55:41Three, two!
00:55:42Three!
00:55:43Two!
00:55:44One!
00:56:06Hi, I'd like to come in for a pedicure as soon as you have available.
00:56:10Yeah, 3 p.m. is perfect.
00:56:25Morning, Squirtgun.
00:56:27Mom.
00:56:29Morning, Aiden.
00:56:31How'd you sleep?
00:56:32I'm sleeping.
00:56:34I don't like it here.
00:56:35You didn't sleep good or you didn't sleep well?
00:56:37How's my room?
00:56:39We just need to unpack some of your toys and you will love it here.
00:56:42I promise.
00:56:44You want some eggs?
00:56:45The sunny ones?
00:56:46Of course, the sunny ones.
00:56:48Two, please.
00:56:53Go change out of your pajamas, hon.
00:57:05Hi, Blair.
00:57:06Hi, darling.
00:57:08I'm sorry I missed your call.
00:57:10Went and tried a new salon.
00:57:11Big mistake.
00:57:12My day is in turmoil.
00:57:13It's not even 10.
00:57:14Are you free for lunch?
00:57:15Oh, sorry, darling.
00:57:16I can't make it to Brooklyn today.
00:57:18I have Bikram at 11 and I got to pick up Abigail at 4, but I promise to come see
00:57:23your new place
00:57:23very soon.
00:57:24Well, I'm actually going to be in the city today, so I was...
00:57:27Why didn't you just say so?
00:57:28No, of course we could meet for brunch here.
00:57:30Were you thinking Daniel or Norma's?
00:57:32Uh, well, we're just still finalizing things, so I thought maybe I'm going to place a little
00:57:37less...
00:57:37Oh, of course, of course.
00:57:39Why don't you meet me at my rental?
00:57:41I'll have Daniela cook something.
00:57:42Sounds perfect.
00:57:44I, um, I actually have something to tell you.
00:57:46Is Michael dying?
00:57:48No, he's actually, um, alive and well.
00:57:52Alive and well.
00:57:54And ketchup.
00:57:57Anyway, listen, lunch sounds perfect.
00:57:59Um, I'll see you or two.
00:58:02Okay, bye bye.
00:58:05Here we go.
00:58:07You better go.
00:58:09Two cents.
00:58:15Take dad home.
00:58:18Hi, dad!
00:58:19Hey, little guy.
00:58:21Looking forward to our weekend?
00:58:22I want to show you a new trick.
00:58:24Looking forward to, buddy.
00:58:26Can you put mom on for a minute?
00:58:27Mom, dad wants to talk to you.
00:58:30I can hear you from here.
00:58:31Private tie, please.
00:58:37We're cutting it close now?
00:58:39What if there's traffic?
00:58:41Why are you wearing a tie?
00:58:44The exhibit went really well.
00:58:46A couple wants to look at two of my pieces.
00:58:48Cassidy offered to come together.
00:58:50Cassidy?
00:58:51They say, come on.
00:58:53She offered to help. As a friend.
00:58:55As a friend.
00:58:57I'm not going to engage.
00:58:59And I'm not going to send our son off with some idiot.
00:59:02Can she even drive?
00:59:03Dammit, Julie. It was you that wanted to move to Williamsburg.
00:59:06And we set up these times for a reason.
00:59:09I would be more than happy to get Judge Stein's opinion on this.
00:59:14Look, Julie.
00:59:15We'll figure this out.
00:59:16This is important.
00:59:19Will you let Cassidy come or should I come get you later?
00:59:23Fine.
00:59:23But this is the first and last time somebody else comes and gets our son.
00:59:29Fine.
00:59:30Fine.
00:59:33Dish in the dishwasher, please.
00:59:35Yes, Mom.
00:59:47Come on up.
00:59:51I'm gonna miss you, squirt gun.
00:59:54Daddy's assistant is gonna take you into the city because he has some extra work to do.
01:00:01Let me ask you a question.
01:00:03Is Cassidy around on the weekends when you're with Daddy?
01:00:08No, why?
01:00:09Nothing.
01:00:10Just wanted to make sure that you and Daddy are spending good time together.
01:00:14We're going to New State Park for the peer leader today.
01:00:17You are?
01:00:18That's so exciting!
01:00:20You know what I'm gonna say next, though.
01:00:22Yes, Mom.
01:00:23I'll wear my helmet.
01:00:25That's my boy.
01:00:33Hi, Ms. Cabba.
01:00:34Just a minute.
01:00:37I'm gonna miss you.
01:00:39Call me if you need anything, alright?
01:00:40Yes, Mom.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:45Hey, Daddy.
01:00:47Let's go.
01:00:53Chapter 2.
01:00:54Attracting Abundance.
01:00:58We will learn how to attract abundance of love, beauty, and grace.
01:01:04An abundant mindset requires a shift in perspective no less profound than a caterpillar transforming
01:01:11into a butterfly.
01:01:13A being once confined to the ground is able to fly.
01:01:17But just as a butterfly does not return to its prior self, we too must not return to our
01:01:25old ways of being.
01:01:27You will experience your life with an openness far beyond those who simply rely on what their
01:01:34eyes can't see.
01:01:44Darling!
01:01:45Hi, Blair.
01:01:46So good to see you.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:50Welcome!
01:01:51I'm sorry my place is so cramped.
01:01:52The new place was, of course, supposed to be ready three months ago.
01:01:56I know.
01:01:56It's nice.
01:01:57Look at this view.
01:01:58Come, come.
01:02:06So, how's it going?
01:02:09I have one week of unpacking left and, um, Aiden's having a tough transition.
01:02:14Oh, I hear kids love Brooklyn.
01:02:16Did I make a mistake, Blair?
01:02:18What are you talking about?
01:02:20I mean, I would need two Xanax to get on the L train, but that's what Ubers are for.
01:02:24I am the oldest person there.
01:02:26There are no kids Aiden's age.
01:02:28And none of my friends will make the trek out to Williamsburg to visit me.
01:02:32Oh, honey, I'll come visit you.
01:02:33I promise.
01:02:34It's just that things have been extra busy these days.
01:02:37Daniella, we're ready for lunch.
01:02:38Be right there.
01:02:47What can I get you to drink?
01:02:49Well, being as Julia has news, I think we'll have a bottle of the Chevrolet.
01:02:53No, no, no, no.
01:02:54Really, it's not that important.
01:02:59So, what's the news?
01:03:02I've decided to go back to the stage.
01:03:04You got a show?
01:03:05Oh, my gosh.
01:03:06Where?
01:03:06I did not get a show yet, but I did get an audition this afternoon for a reinterpretation
01:03:11of Streetcar.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:12And I played Blanton in production when I met Michael, so...
01:03:16I remember.
01:03:16I think it is great that you're jumping right back in.
01:03:18I just thought, I don't know, maybe being cast in the same show might be fate?
01:03:24Speaking of fate, thank you.
01:03:27Just in time for a toast.
01:03:31To my friend Julia, may life bring you all that you desire and a little extra for me.
01:03:44I haven't stocked any respectable wines in the new apartment yet.
01:03:48Maybe that's why I don't have to eat some.
01:03:50No, it's true.
01:03:51A well-stocked wine cabinet makes a house a home.
01:03:58Hey, Julia.
01:03:59Hi.
01:04:05This is Julia Carver.
01:04:10Hello.
01:04:13I can give an introduction before we begin.
01:04:17I am Hans, and I will direct this piece.
01:04:21The production will focus on desire.
01:04:25Desire not only of the characters, but of the audience.
01:04:29Thus, the second act will be staged entirely in the nude.
01:04:36All the actors will be naked?
01:04:38Yes.
01:04:40She doesn't get it.
01:04:41No, no, no, no. It's very interesting.
01:04:44It will be magnificent.
01:04:47Once everyone is in the nude, the real provocation begins.
01:04:51There's rumors about your character spread.
01:04:54Paint and charcoal will be thrown on her, that's representing her entrance into insanity.
01:05:01Yeah.
01:05:03And so, in the final scene with Stanley and Blanche, we will have the actor who plays Stanley shave your
01:05:10head.
01:05:12So, let's begin.
01:05:15Setting intentions informs the universe, which in turn will respond.
01:05:21You must be open for the path to be illuminated.
01:05:25It may feel as if you're sitting in the dark.
01:05:29But, think of an owl that is able to see while others are unable.
01:05:33You too must find a way to see the right path.
01:05:39Find the owl.
01:05:43Find the fucking owl?
01:05:46What about pigeons?
01:05:49We have pigeons.
01:05:51Fuck.
01:05:54You shouldn't be in here.
01:05:56This one's yours?
01:05:59No, mine's the one over there with the great view of the brick wall.
01:06:04It's just that, um, Nicole in 1A, she tells the board if we use her space, she's not too good
01:06:10at sharing.
01:06:11So, it's okay. I'm wrapping it up.
01:06:15You just moved into 2E, right?
01:06:17That's me.
01:06:18What brings you to Williamsburg?
01:06:21Divorce.
01:06:23Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
01:06:26Is that why you're sitting on the floor?
01:06:29No, just, uh, just one of those days.
01:06:33Still adjusting.
01:06:36And, I had the audition from hell today.
01:06:39Oh, you're an actress.
01:06:42I don't know.
01:06:48You want some wine?
01:06:50The guy at the, uh, wine store put plastic cups in the bag. I'm not really sure what that says
01:06:56about me, but, um, there's one in here somewhere.
01:07:16The skyline is so beautiful with the air so clear.
01:07:19Come on, you can see.
01:07:24Is that an owl?
01:07:26Is that an owl?
01:07:26Oh, yeah. It's kind of my thing.
01:07:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not you. It's not you. It's not you. I've been looking for
01:07:40an owl.
01:07:41No, no, no, no, no.
01:08:11I'm going to meet people to potentially borrow some sugar from in the future.
01:08:15Thanks, but I'm good. I appreciate it though.
01:08:19Great.
01:08:21Um, Anna, 1C.
01:08:26Julia.
01:08:27Chewy.
01:08:28Welcome to 190 Lorber.
01:08:32Yeah.
01:08:52QOV will be finished by Tuesday. It's mainly headcount. Uh, cost savings should be realized in 18 months.
01:09:00Andrew.
01:09:01Sorry.
01:09:02It's not like it's Apollo we're up against. It's Crest Lake Capital for fuck's sake.
01:09:07If I have to spoon feed management like a little baby sucking on my teeth, I will.
01:09:13James. James.
01:09:16I gotta go. Other business take care of.
01:09:20Yes, fucker. All right.
01:09:22Call me back.
01:09:23Ian.
01:09:26You're late.
01:09:26I'm so sorry. You know, trying to get here from New Jersey. It's like a modern day odyssey.
01:09:30You learn to master time, or time masters you.
01:09:34Okay.
01:09:35The building looks dope.
01:09:36Yeah, yeah, you know, the apartment layout is, uh, it's fantastic and the view from the terrace is just amazing.
01:09:42Do you want to take out the gym first?
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:47And it actually comes with HBO as well.
01:09:51What do you think?
01:09:52Daddy's home.
01:09:53Nice.
01:09:54You, uh, looking mainly in Williamsburg?
01:09:56Uh, my girlfriend's been handling the search.
01:09:59Where are you guys living now?
01:10:00I'm in Wall Street. She's in Greenpoint.
01:10:02Oh.
01:10:03It's only been a month, but it feels right.
01:10:06Nice. Well, I don't know if you have your own furniture, but, uh, the place is fully furnished. Comes with
01:10:12the rent.
01:10:13Um, that is a very comfortable bed.
01:10:18Uh, I have the same mattress, so it feels good.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:22Hey, my, uh, girlfriend's outside. How does she get in?
01:10:26Oh, hey, looks like she figured it out.
01:10:27Why don't you go check out the terrace? I'll buzz her up.
01:10:30Cool, bro.
01:10:31All right.
01:10:33Hi, come on up.
01:10:36Hello?
01:10:38Hey, welcome.
01:10:41What'd I tell you?
01:10:58So, what do you think?
01:11:00It's not bad for Williamsburg. I still think Manhattan's the better play, though.
01:11:04Well, if you feel that way, there's a few other apartments I can show you. Downtown and Tribeca.
01:11:08Look at this terrace, babe. Look at how private it is.
01:11:12Just think of that for a minute.
01:11:17Don't fall in love, bro.
01:11:20We'll take it.
01:11:29What are you doing here?
01:11:31I came to let you know that I'm moving into the building.
01:11:34What?
01:11:34Yeah. 4B came available, so my boyfriend and I decided to take it.
01:11:38Boyfriend?
01:11:39Don't be all weird about this.
01:11:41I've moved on, and I see that you have, too.
01:11:47Anyway, I better get back. Moving's such a pain.
01:11:52Guess I'll be seeing you around.
01:11:53I can't.
01:11:57Who is it, babe?
01:12:00Tracy.
01:12:01What is she doing here?
01:12:03She's...moving back into the building.
01:12:05What? She said that you could keep the apartment.
01:12:08Yeah, no, she's, uh...
01:12:10She's moving into 4B.
01:12:13With her new boyfriend.
01:12:15Your ex-girlfriend is moving back into this building?
01:12:19I told you she was crazy.
01:12:31Still doing laundry on Sundays?
01:12:36You could say hi, you know.
01:12:41What are you showing us?
01:12:42Andrew likes to keep it sexy.
01:12:46How are things with...what's her name?
01:12:49Uh...
01:12:49Sarah?
01:12:50Well, she hasn't started throwing pastries yet.
01:12:53That wasn't my finest moment.
01:12:55But I'm happy to hear that, um...
01:12:57Anna survived, you know, being that she was lactose intolerant and all.
01:13:04So, what was your boyfriend thinking about us all being in the same building?
01:13:08He doesn't know, and he's not going to.
01:13:10What am I supposed to say if I run into him?
01:13:12Whatever you want that doesn't entail our failed relationship.
01:13:15I'm not the only one who could mention it to him, you know.
01:13:18Yeah, but you're the one that I'm going to blame if he finds out.
01:13:23Okay, well, I just think he should know.
01:13:34Split your legs.
01:13:35What?
01:13:36You gotta split your legs.
01:13:38You get better balance, you get better reps.
01:13:40Watch.
01:13:47You a personal trainer?
01:13:50Private equity, but I make YouTube fitness videos.
01:13:54Sell some merch. You know, gotta have a side hustle.
01:13:57Nice. Well, thanks for the tip. I'm Evan.
01:13:59Yeah.
01:14:02Hi, Anna.
01:14:03Hi, I'm Anna.
01:14:05Hey.
01:14:05You're new to the building, right?
01:14:07Yeah.
01:14:07You know, I couldn't help but overhear that you're a personal trainer.
01:14:09I have been looking for someone who can commit to the schedule.
01:14:13A schedule, anything really.
01:14:14Well, I'm Andrew, and I just moved into 4B.
01:14:17Well, welcome to the building, Andrew, in 4B.
01:14:20I am sure I'll be seeing you in here.
01:14:23Did you just say you moved into apartment 4B?
01:14:26That's right.
01:14:27Yeah.
01:14:28Girlfriend found the spot.
01:14:29It's a dope apartment.
01:14:31Hey, I'm all done here, but one more pro tip.
01:14:35Increase the weight.
01:14:38There's something you should know about your girlfriend.
01:14:41Her name is Tracy, right?
01:14:44Yeah, that's right.
01:14:45She, uh...
01:14:48She's really sweet.
01:14:50I ran into her over the weekend in the hallway when you guys were moving in, so it's just, um...
01:14:54Yeah, welcome to the building.
01:14:56Thanks, bro-chacho.
01:15:04I love you, Evan.
01:15:06I love you, Tracy.
01:15:09I mean...
01:15:10Oh, it's okay. You want to roleplay?
01:15:13Yes.
01:15:14Now all I have to do is shrink my ass and act like a bitch!
01:15:17No, no, it's...
01:15:17Her moving in the building is so weird, you know?
01:15:21I'm just, I'm all messed up.
01:15:22Yeah, and here I was, about to suggest that we moved in together.
01:15:25Move in together? We've only been dating 4 weeks.
01:15:27Yeah, but our connection is so strong.
01:15:29Yeah, it's strong for 4 weeks.
01:15:32You know, maybe we should just take a break until I get my head straight.
01:15:36Oh, okay, Evan. That's fine.
01:15:39I mean, you need time to figure everything out, that's fine.
01:15:42I'm just like, whatever, take as much time as you need.
01:15:45Thanks, it's just...
01:15:46Go fuck yourself!
01:15:47No!
01:15:59What the hell?
01:16:12What the fuck?
01:16:18What the fuck?
01:16:32Asshole!
01:16:38There she is again.
01:16:47Oh...
01:16:53Fuck you, Evan!
01:16:59Fuck!
01:17:04Hi there!
01:17:07How was that?
01:17:10Nothing, you just scared me.
01:17:13I thought you quit.
01:17:16Oh, I did.
01:17:18Things got complicated.
01:17:22Okay, Mr. Drama.
01:17:24Let me have a puff.
01:17:26It's not about you this time, at least.
01:17:28Oh. Sandy giving you trouble?
01:17:31Sarah?
01:17:36Don't you find it confusing,
01:17:38getting back in the same building together?
01:17:41We have a lot of memories here.
01:17:43I call bullshit.
01:17:45I mean, you don't seem to be having too much trouble making new memories,
01:17:49but I promise never to have sex in the pump room.
01:17:53That's ours.
01:17:55See? It's not so hard.
01:17:58Seeing you here, it's, um...
01:18:01Go on?
01:18:03Nothing. I'll get used to it.
01:18:06I'm glad you found someone to make you happy.
01:18:08Mm-hmm. Thank you, Evan.
01:18:10That means a lot.
01:18:12You know, Tracy, I, uh...
01:18:14I want to apologize about being so critical,
01:18:18about your temper.
01:18:20You know, honestly, I played a big part in it,
01:18:22and in retrospect, it really wasn't so bad.
01:18:30Anyways, see you later.
01:18:34Let's hear it out.
01:18:41You know how I feel about form.
01:18:43I'd rather do eight quality reps than 12 sloppies.
01:18:47The minute you notice your form falter, put the weight down.
01:18:50Performance X is all about precision of the body and the mind.
01:18:54Now, focus on these last three, two, one, and done.
01:19:03Good workout today.
01:19:05Now, don't forget about your five-minute mantra meditation, bro-chachos.
01:19:09I am whole.
01:19:10I am crushing it.
01:19:12And I will see you here tomorrow for a new take on leg day.
01:19:15This is Andrew X, signing out.
01:19:18Boom.
01:19:19Boom.
01:19:25Hey, babe.
01:19:25Just finishing the V-log.
01:19:28I think we made a mistake with the apartment.
01:19:30Well, I was just busting your balls.
01:19:32I mean, the commute sucks, but, uh, this place is legit.
01:19:35It's not that.
01:19:36It's just that...
01:19:37I never told you that I had recently broken up with someone
01:19:41when we first started dating.
01:19:43There's no need to confess.
01:19:44You know, I was dating other people, too, and now it's just you,
01:19:48and we've got this place.
01:19:49I just...
01:19:50I wonder how long it'll take him to move on, you know?
01:19:52It seems to take time, but out of sight, out of mind.
01:19:55Yeah, no, that's the part that might be a little difficult, the out of sight part.
01:19:57Don't you guys work together?
01:19:58No.
01:20:00You got the same group of friends?
01:20:01He lives in the building.
01:20:02What building?
01:20:03This building.
01:20:04You and your ex-boyfriend moved into the same building at the same time.
01:20:06What are the chances of that?
01:20:07Not very good.
01:20:09I knew he lived in the building.
01:20:11Because I used to live with him.
01:20:14What?
01:20:15I used to live in this building.
01:20:17With him?
01:20:20I'm sorry.
01:20:21It's just that I loved the building so much, and when we broke up, it was so sudden,
01:20:25and I was just like, you know what?
01:20:27I don't want the apartment.
01:20:28You take it.
01:20:29And then I was like, what the fuck?
01:20:30Why would I let him have the apartment?
01:20:31You lived in this building with your ex-boyfriend.
01:20:34Well, ex-fiance.
01:20:35I don't want to say.
01:20:36But I'm thinking maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
01:20:39Because it's fucking crazy.
01:20:42No.
01:20:42You're crazy.
01:20:43Who moves in with someone after six weeks?
01:20:45We live in the same building.
01:20:47We live in the same building.
01:20:49We live in the same building.
01:20:57Do you want me to get you a drink?
01:21:00It's getting hot in here.
01:21:01Yeah.
01:21:02Give me some water, please.
01:21:04Because it's getting fucking hot in here.
01:21:07Jesus, it's getting hot in here.
01:21:09Oh my goodness.
01:21:10Where is the mirror?
01:21:11Here's my mirror.
01:21:12Here's my mirror.
01:21:13Here's my mirror.
01:21:16Here's my mirror.
01:21:16I am whole.
01:21:18I am crushing it.
01:21:20I am whole.
01:21:21Should I call someone?
01:21:21I am crushing it.
01:21:22I am whole.
01:21:24I am crushing it.
01:21:25I am whole.
01:21:27I am crushing it.
01:21:28I am whole.
01:21:30I am crushing it.
01:21:31I am whole.
01:21:33I am crushing it.
01:21:34I am whole.
01:21:35I am crushing it.
01:21:35I am whole.
01:21:35Are you okay?
01:21:36I am whole.
01:21:38Do you want me to get someone?
01:21:39I am...
01:21:41I am crushing it.
01:21:46Are you okay?
01:21:51You had me worried. I'm really sorry.
01:21:54I know it wasn't the best decision.
01:21:58Have a seat.
01:22:16Tracy, the principles of proformance X state that one must be calm and satisfied within to make rational decisions needed
01:22:25to live a happy and successful life.
01:22:27And when viewed from the posterior, bad decisions can highlight turmoil within.
01:22:33I love you Tracy, but I think you have some soul searching to do.
01:22:38Now come give me a hug.
01:22:41As you continue on your journey.
01:22:45Where is that journey to exactly?
01:22:50You must venture out and find your way.
01:22:57What's with this?
01:22:58Things didn't work out with Sarah.
01:23:00Which I'm okay with as I'm learning that spelling is not her strong suit.
01:23:05Well, I just came to tell you that I'm moving out.
01:23:08My apartment in Greenpoint is still available, so.
01:23:10What about Andrew?
01:23:12It didn't work out.
01:23:13I'm starting to think maybe I wasn't ready for a new relationship.
01:23:16Yeah, I've kind of realized the same thing.
01:23:19You know, that box looks a lot of heavy.
01:23:23Why don't you let me carry it for you and you can buy me a coffee or something.
01:23:26Where was this gentleman when we were together?
01:23:28Let's do it.
01:23:43Hi, this is super embarrassing, but I locked myself out of my apartment.
01:23:47When can I borrow your phone?
01:23:50When can I borrow your phone?
01:23:52When can I borrow your phone?
01:24:30You're doubting it...
01:24:30I don't know if that person.
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