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00:00:37It's amazing how filthy your room is when you are such an impressive vacuum.
00:00:42Good one.
00:00:43I ran into Jackie yesterday.
00:00:48Your friend Johnny, he sold her seaside apartment in under a week.
00:00:52He's not my friend.
00:00:53You know, he moved out of his parents' house when he graduated.
00:00:56Maybe he could be your mentor?
00:00:58I'm older than him.
00:01:00Exactly.
00:01:03You know what would make your flyer pop?
00:01:05I don't need a catchphrase.
00:01:06It's working for Johnny.
00:01:08Available eight days a week, starting today.
00:01:11That actually defies 8,000 years of human history, but thank you.
00:01:14I hear he has a lovely girlfriend, too.
00:01:18An Italian.
00:01:19You need something to separate yourself from all the other schmoes out there.
00:01:23Something so people know they can trust you.
00:01:26Let's hear it.
00:01:29I'll treat your place like it's my own.
00:01:34Just don't show them your bedroom.
00:01:38Ma, I love you, but I do not need a catchphrase, okay?
00:01:43I'm an adult.
00:01:50Can I borrow the car?
00:01:53This is at Ditmar's Boulevard-bound Amnet Train.
00:01:57The next stop is Astoria Boulevard.
00:02:15What the fuck?
00:02:20Great.
00:02:23Hello?
00:02:24Hello?
00:02:47Hey, this is Ian Jensen.
00:02:49We have an open house today.
00:02:53It's in 10 minutes.
00:02:55Call me.
00:03:21Oh, fuck.
00:03:29Oh, come on.
00:03:35Oh, God.
00:03:43Hi!
00:03:44Here, Ian Jensen.
00:03:46Here, let me show you around.
00:03:48This is the living room.
00:03:49As you can see, there's ample room for a couch.
00:03:52And, uh, is that a...
00:03:55You know what?
00:03:55I really want to show you the bedroom.
00:03:58Come on.
00:04:00Sorry about the mess.
00:04:01I was just finishing tidying up.
00:04:03As you can see, the bedroom is spacious.
00:04:06It has a lot of room for...
00:04:09Whoa!
00:04:10Dude, what the fuck, dude?
00:04:11Don't what the fuck me, man.
00:04:13Where have you been?
00:04:14I've been right here, man.
00:04:16Yeah, I can see that.
00:04:17But we have the open house.
00:04:19Hey.
00:04:19Thanks for the tour,
00:04:20but this is not the apartment I'm looking for.
00:04:22Dude, my battery must have died.
00:04:24I'm sorry, man.
00:04:34But we're in luck.
00:04:35Yeah?
00:04:35Why is that?
00:04:36My roommate must have cleaned the apartment.
00:04:57Hi.
00:04:58Welcome.
00:04:59Please take a look around.
00:05:01There's a sign-in sheet right there.
00:05:02If you have any questions,
00:05:03I'd be more than happy to answer them.
00:05:05Yeah, place is newly refurnished.
00:05:07Right by the NQR.
00:05:09Great schools.
00:05:15Any questions?
00:05:16No, no, no.
00:05:17I live in building.
00:05:18Come to see layout.
00:05:20My apartment bigger.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:22Okay.
00:05:23Well, hey, if you know anybody that might be interested,
00:05:25please take a flyer.
00:05:26Too small.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:28Well, thank you for coming.
00:05:34Yeah, all right.
00:05:35Hey, welcome.
00:05:36If you have any qu-
00:05:36Johnny?
00:05:37Well, if it isn't Ian J.
00:05:40What are you doing here?
00:05:41This is an open house, correct?
00:05:43I have a client.
00:05:45Hey, go look around
00:05:46while I catch up with my old friend here.
00:05:50What?
00:05:50So you're going to try to steal this listing from me, too?
00:05:53Buddy, let it go.
00:05:54Oh, they reached out to me.
00:05:56Besides, I would not associate myself with this apartment.
00:06:00Oh, well, seems to be good enough for your client.
00:06:02It's not.
00:06:03We're heading to that new development over on Steinway.
00:06:05He had to take a shit, so.
00:06:07Oh, come on.
00:06:08Hey, but check this out.
00:06:10Girlfriend's birthday last night.
00:06:12Shit got crazy.
00:06:14She's Italian?
00:06:17Still with Atlas, I see.
00:06:20Shall I send you regards?
00:06:21You can let them know that I am crushing it.
00:06:25See, a real estate entrepreneur like myself
00:06:27really needs to be their own boss.
00:06:30You might enjoy being a wacky for an outdated corporation.
00:06:35But that changes.
00:06:36Give me a call.
00:06:39There's room for one more in this wolf bag.
00:06:42Hey, we should get going.
00:06:43Okay.
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:48I think you're out of toilet paper.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:52Okay.
00:06:54Okay.
00:07:18I mean, Williamsburg people are my people.
00:07:20Like, they're educated or just super smart.
00:07:23I'm not elitist.
00:07:24No.
00:07:24But they, like, care about the arts and what's going on in the world,
00:07:27which basically nobody else is doing.
00:07:29I just feel like if you don't live in Williamsburg and you're able to,
00:07:33then you're just probably not really a good person.
00:07:35Right.
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:36I pride myself on being a good person.
00:07:39Are you into the arts?
00:07:39Like, who do you support?
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:41I, I mean, I saw the most recent Transformers movie knowing it wouldn't be very good.
00:07:47Like, I just went to this art exhibit.
00:07:49It was brilliant.
00:07:50Just brilliant.
00:07:51It was in Chelsea.
00:07:52So worth it.
00:07:53Tickets were, like, $200 or something like that.
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:56I got comped.
00:07:57But, like, almost everyone else paid.
00:07:59Huh.
00:07:59And guess what was inside?
00:08:01Art.
00:08:02Dirt.
00:08:02Three massive piles of dirt.
00:08:04But not just any dirt.
00:08:05Like, one was collected from Syria, another from Afghanistan,
00:08:08and the third from an African country where there's a war going on.
00:08:11Wow.
00:08:13What, uh, what country was it?
00:08:14I don't remember.
00:08:15It was an open bar.
00:08:16Mm.
00:08:16But, like, what a message, right?
00:08:18Yeah.
00:08:18Like, things are really bad there,
00:08:20and I'm just glad I could do my part to be a part of the solution.
00:08:24Nice.
00:08:25So, what was it, like a fundraiser?
00:08:27I mean, what did they do with the money?
00:08:28They opened a studio in Bushwick.
00:08:30I mean, just think of all they can do to get the message out
00:08:33now that they have their own space.
00:08:34Yeah, totally.
00:08:35Your profile didn't mention where you live.
00:08:37Oh, did it?
00:08:38Um, you know, I live pretty nearby.
00:08:43It's okay.
00:08:43You can finish your bite.
00:08:44I'm going to head to the ladies' room.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:53Woo!
00:08:54Things are going well.
00:08:56You going to lie about where you live
00:08:57or ask mommy if you can have a sleepover?
00:09:00I do not want to talk to you right now.
00:09:02Now, Ian, I did not raise you to be a liar.
00:09:05She's going to like you for who you are.
00:09:07So why don't you invite her over for Lasagna Thursday?
00:09:10All I'm saying is I absolutely need my own place
00:09:12because things at night get freaky.
00:09:17Hey, keep it to yourself, Johnny.
00:09:18Anal.
00:09:19I told you I don't want to hear it.
00:09:21What?
00:09:21I didn't say anything.
00:09:22Yeah, you did.
00:09:23You said anal.
00:09:24I won't deny things get hot on occasion.
00:09:27Look, all I'm saying is you may want to keep the living situation close to the peruvial
00:09:32chest.
00:09:32Whatever.
00:09:34I prefer the honest route.
00:09:35That's my boy.
00:09:37Yeah, that route pulling in the tail.
00:09:39Your calendar filled up.
00:09:41Who was the last lucky lady anyway?
00:09:44Amy.
00:09:45I've always liked Amy.
00:09:47You've stayed in touch with Amy since graduation?
00:09:49No.
00:09:50I haven't.
00:09:52My work here is done.
00:09:55Okay, what do I have to do?
00:09:57Open your binder to that place on Warhammer.
00:10:02There.
00:10:03The owners don't get back until Monday.
00:10:06It is right down the street.
00:10:08Listen, brother.
00:10:09It is not your fault that you were born to some family in New Jersey destined to be sounds
00:10:13intercourse for the next five years.
00:10:15I'm not going to be living there for five years.
00:10:17I was being optimistic, buddy.
00:10:19Luckily for you, that terrace will do all of the heavy lifting.
00:10:23Oh, Ian, what a gorgeous terrace.
00:10:26Its view is amazing.
00:10:28And it's so private.
00:10:31Nobody can see what you're doing.
00:10:34I want to suck your...
00:10:36What's that?
00:10:37Nothing.
00:10:37Nothing.
00:10:38All this is just papers from work.
00:10:40I got some open houses lined up next week.
00:10:43So when am I going to see you on Million Dollar Listing?
00:10:45Well, my agent is in talks with the producers right now.
00:10:48I love that show.
00:10:50There was an apartment in Tribeca where I considered like three.
00:10:53Rowing myself at the buyer just to get up there.
00:10:55Huh.
00:10:55Just kidding.
00:10:56He was married.
00:10:57Huh.
00:10:57But he had a terrace the size of my bedroom.
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:02Well, actually, uh, I live on Lorimer, which is right here.
00:11:06And, uh, I got a terrace.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10You know, I'm glad I didn't include it on my dating profile or else I wouldn't know if
00:11:14this date was for me or my apartment.
00:11:16You live on Lorimer.
00:11:18Mm-hmm.
00:11:18Very cool.
00:11:19Oh, thank you.
00:11:20Do you ever go out on your terrace and look at the other eight million people in the world
00:11:24and just think how nice it would be with less people?
00:11:28Every day?
00:11:30Yeah.
00:11:31I just imagine if the city only had like one million people.
00:11:35I mean, the subways would actually be on time for once.
00:11:38And it would short my morning line for coffee.
00:11:40Mm-hmm.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:40All lines.
00:11:41You know, no lines would exist.
00:11:42It would be fantastic.
00:11:43It would be like an urban utopia.
00:11:45Every time I see a light go on in the distance, I say to myself, that's the asshole that's
00:11:49going to get to SoulCycle before me and take the last bike in the front row and ruin my
00:11:52day.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:54Mm-hmm.
00:11:57So, what do you say we wrap this up and get a drink in my place?
00:12:02We can hang out on my terrace and curse these people that are clogging up the city.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:12Okay, you can open your eyes.
00:12:14Oh, wow.
00:12:15This place could be a million dollar listing.
00:12:19I got lucky finding it.
00:12:22You want to go see the terrace?
00:12:24Yes, I do.
00:12:25All right.
00:12:33Oh, my God.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35What a gorgeous terrace.
00:12:36This view is amazing.
00:12:37Thank you very much.
00:12:38And it's so private.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:41No one can really see what you're doing.
00:12:44I want to take a picture.
00:12:48Oh, oh, the view.
00:12:50Yeah, sure.
00:12:50I don't mind.
00:12:51Yeah, do it.
00:12:53I'm going to go pop this baby open.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55And I'll get us some glasses.
00:12:56Great.
00:12:56All right.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:13:14Hey, what's funny?
00:13:15Oh, just my friend being an idiot and offered to send a rescue party.
00:13:19Huh?
00:13:20I hope you told the party to stand down.
00:13:23They're waiting for their instruction.
00:13:26Why don't you tell them to come by, and I think I can win them over.
00:13:30And give up some of our champagne.
00:13:31I'd rather make the wrong decision.
00:13:54Oh, home sweet home.
00:13:57Oh, look.
00:13:59Your mom sent me another card.
00:14:00Some holiday I don't know about.
00:14:04It's a thank you card.
00:14:06For my thank you card.
00:14:08Does it ever end?
00:14:09Mm-mm.
00:14:18Did you have someone over here?
00:14:21No.
00:14:22You mean you drank this bottle all by yourself?
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Who is he?
00:14:27No, I mean I've never seen that bottle before.
00:14:29Oh, the champagne fairy strikes again.
00:14:33You mean you're not prepared to tell me about your other boyfriend?
00:14:38Who is in our bed?
00:14:41And he's bi.
00:14:42Hi, sorry.
00:14:43He didn't tell me he had a roommate.
00:14:45Ian, wake up.
00:14:46Ian?
00:14:47Who's Ian?
00:14:48It's our realtor.
00:14:49Oh, my God.
00:14:49What's our realtor doing in our bed?
00:14:51That's not your bed, Ian.
00:14:52That's our bed.
00:14:53I'm really sorry.
00:14:54Listen, I just didn't think you were going to be back for a week.
00:14:58You don't live here?
00:14:59Um, not exactly.
00:15:00Where do you live?
00:15:01Let me just talk to them real quick.
00:15:03Hey, hey, hey.
00:15:04Listen, I'm sorry.
00:15:05I invited her over just to show her the terrace and we had a drink and, you know, one thing
00:15:09led to another, okay?
00:15:10Is it Bushwick?
00:15:10Do you live in Bushwick?
00:15:11I mean, maybe that could work.
00:15:12I think I want my keys back.
00:15:14And our bed.
00:15:15I'm sorry.
00:15:15Look, I really messed up.
00:15:16I did.
00:15:16Just, please, don't take the listing from me.
00:15:18Is it Queens?
00:15:18I really need it.
00:15:19Please.
00:15:19Do you live in Queens?
00:15:20I heard things are kind of cool there now.
00:15:21You heard right, darling.
00:15:23No.
00:15:23No, no, no.
00:15:24This is not consensual.
00:15:25You can't just bring girls back to my apartment.
00:15:27No, I know.
00:15:28Just give me a week, all right?
00:15:29Where do you live?
00:15:30I live in New Jersey.
00:15:33With my parents.
00:15:34Oh, hell no.
00:15:35I know, I know.
00:15:36I, I, I mean, it's big.
00:15:38It looks like I have my own apartment.
00:15:39The size of your apartment should be the least of your worries.
00:15:43I faked my orgasm.
00:15:46Both of them?
00:15:47Yes.
00:15:54Oh, there, there.
00:15:57Drink this.
00:15:58This will make you feel better.
00:16:00Sometimes I wish I could fake an orgasm.
00:16:02As if.
00:16:04So Brandon and I were talking, and we agreed that you can keep the listing.
00:16:09You mean it?
00:16:10Hey, everybody makes mistakes, right?
00:16:12Oh, my God.
00:16:12Like dating women, for one.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15Thank you so, so much.
00:16:16Listen, I, I promise I will, I will treat this place like it's my own.
00:16:20Uh, no, no, actually, don't do, don't, don't do that.
00:16:23Oh, no, no, no, that's not what I meant.
00:16:25That, that's just, that's my slogan.
00:16:26Oh, well, you need to get a new one.
00:16:28Seriously.
00:16:28Yeah, I promise to not have sex in your bed.
00:16:33That works.
00:16:54Good morning.
00:16:56How did Poochie sleep?
00:17:02Sorry about last night.
00:17:07You passed out in under five seconds.
00:17:11But I have plenty of energy now.
00:17:14I have plenty of energy now.
00:17:14Oh, the romance.
00:17:25Not again.
00:17:28That Scottish idolizing bastard.
00:17:30I have plenty of energy now.
00:17:31And some music.
00:17:32And some music.
00:17:33I won't work.
00:17:34Bagpipes operate on unstoppable frequency.
00:17:47How's the day looking?
00:17:49Oh, I shouldn't be too late.
00:17:51I want to remake my new creation of it.
00:17:55Yeah, some kind of eclair, right?
00:17:58It's as if a croissant and an eclair had a baby,
00:18:02but with lighter cream.
00:18:04Well, if it's half as popular as the cronut,
00:18:07we can buy this place and I can be your assistant.
00:18:10We've tried that. You don't follow directions.
00:18:13That measuring cup was in Spanish.
00:18:17But I can design a website to handle all your international orders.
00:18:22What? So no line of people forming at 6am?
00:18:26People will love you for it. You can declare it the anti-cronut.
00:18:31I was thinking crew Claire.
00:18:35Fluffy eclair.
00:18:36Not quite. It's missing something.
00:18:40Fluffy nuggets.
00:18:43I don't think we need the word fluffy in the title.
00:18:46Fluffy will sell. Trust me.
00:18:50Fluffy.
00:18:50Hi, Shawn. Hi, Samantha.
00:18:51Do you have a minute?
00:18:53Ah, you stay. I'm a bit late.
00:18:55I'm going to see you tonight though.
00:18:56Maybe I'll have a fluffy, sweet roll waiting for you.
00:19:01Hey man. What's up?
00:19:04The new cameras are installed.
00:19:06That one's high definition.
00:19:08Keeps an eye on the mailboxes.
00:19:11I'll be sure to get my best behavior to walk through.
00:19:14The reason why I mentioned that was because we as a board have decided that an assessment was necessary to
00:19:21pay for these enhancements.
00:19:22I saw the Facebook update on it. Totally on board with the board.
00:19:27Your last payment was the old amount.
00:19:31Oh, I got you. I'll update the amount tonight for sure.
00:19:34You have a package.
00:19:37Oh, nice. I'll grab it on my way back. Enjoy the day, man.
00:20:42Thanks for coming up.
00:20:44You didn't grab my package.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47All I saw down there was this.
00:20:50Can you show me how to access the security camera footage?
00:20:53Sure.
00:20:54I'm pretty sure somebody grabbed it by mistake.
00:20:58I knew I should have grabbed that package.
00:21:01You know, Michelle and 2E had a package stolen last week.
00:21:04But that was before we installed the cameras.
00:21:07Anything valuable?
00:21:09Not anything too expensive.
00:21:11Not sure what their policy is on stolen packages, though.
00:21:16What floor is this guy on?
00:21:19He doesn't look familiar.
00:21:24Here.
00:21:25Ha!
00:21:26There!
00:21:27What?
00:21:27Who the?
00:21:28Is he actually opening my package in the lobby?
00:21:35Veerspankin'?
00:21:42Um...
00:21:42Uh...
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:45It was a bit of an impulse buy.
00:21:48It's actually...
00:21:50Well...
00:21:51It's a...
00:21:52It's a sex toy.
00:21:54For men.
00:21:56For your butt?
00:21:57No, man.
00:21:57Not for my butt.
00:21:58It's a toy that, you know, you would use to...
00:22:01Jerk off.
00:22:04It has a video.
00:22:28What's my decous Lord?
00:22:32What?
00:22:38There.
00:22:39How about ten cars?
00:22:40First to than ten cars czte...
00:22:40Do I need to call the police and file a report?
00:22:45I don't think they deploy a task force to recover your......
00:22:50Vanspanked?
00:22:51Ver spankin'?
00:23:02that guy does look familiar he probably lives nearby let me see that card
00:23:15Robin Hood 2020 coming to you again we got another package here you know I rock from the rich and
00:23:21give to you all my fans and followers this package is courtesy of Mike Miller from 420 Bedford Avenue
00:23:30let's see what he got or shall I say we'll see what you get holy shit this guy just steals
00:23:37packages
00:23:37isn't a YouTube channel about it he has over six million three hundred and forty two thousand
00:23:46subscribers what are you kidding I don't want six million people knowing I ordered a sex toy I
00:23:54need to stop this guy before he makes his next video can you zoom in on his face power of
00:24:04high definition
00:24:22foreign
00:24:25foreign
00:24:26foreign
00:24:46Hey! Don't touch those!
00:25:00Hey!
00:25:39Hi hon. Yeah, I'll be home in a minute. Hi hon. Hi. These look delicious. Have we decided
00:25:49on fluffy nuggets yet? That's still undecided. You can try one. I've decided to explore the
00:25:55opinions of people who are not my boyfriend. I give unbiased opinions, always
00:26:00have. And these? Did this guy steal something from us? Yeah, that guy stole my
00:26:07package and Todd was able to send me this photo from the camera feed in the
00:26:10lobby. Taking matters into your own hands I see. Seems the police won't
00:26:17investigate theft below $100 so I inserted myself into the situation. What got you
00:26:23so motivated? That's a funny story. Go on. It's actually something called a
00:26:32verse spankin. It's a sex toy. No really? Well thanks but I'm pretty sure mine just
00:26:44needs new batteries. Oh yeah it's actually for guys. For your butt? No it's not for
00:26:56my butt. Why does everyone think that? No it's well it's hard to explain. There is a
00:27:00video but it's not for my butt. Video? What do you mean everyone? Todd was also
00:27:08confused about it. Todd I'm glad you're so comfortable sharing but perhaps we keep
00:27:15things related to our sex life to ourselves? Absolutely. It's not that I was
00:27:19oversharing but he was helping me access the then well he pried it out of me.
00:27:25Maybe not the best choice of words. I have to head to the board meeting. I just know
00:27:31that if Jennifer likes these she'll mention it to her sister, the one with the
00:27:34blog. I eat my happiness? No. It's called happy eats. I'm just gonna grab one more
00:27:41before you go. No. No. Jennifer didn't get one last time so this time I'm bringing one
00:27:47for everyone. Then maybe if you water the plants you won't be missing that for
00:27:52spent after all. For spankin'. Yeah. That. Bye.
00:28:13Coming! What did Poochie forget?
00:28:39Hi Evan. Come in. Thanks for coming. We're just waiting on Samantha to get started. Hi Todd.
00:28:48Well hello there. Hello there to you too. I know the last time it wasn't too... No, no. It was
00:28:55fun.
00:28:56Um, I'm sorry I didn't stay. I just really love my bed and it's a surprisingly easy walk home.
00:29:03Yeah, that's very true. I am slowly getting used to having the whole bed to myself as well.
00:29:08Well that's a nice adjustment. Trust me. Yeah. Hey guys, I come bearing gifts.
00:29:17Splendid.
00:29:21These look good. Are these chocolate eclairs?
00:29:25Uh, no. It's a new creation. I'm thinking of calling them fluffy nuggets.
00:29:31Branding is very important.
00:29:34Mmm. Oh yeah, these are very good.
00:29:38Anna? Oh, no I can't. But um, Evan can have mine.
00:29:42Oh, perfect.
00:29:45I'd be happy to share the recipe on your sister's blog if you like them.
00:29:48Oh yeah, I'll try one in just a second. I just want to bring the board meeting into order.
00:29:52We have a few things to cover, including interviewing somebody for the new doorman position.
00:29:57That'll be good to have. Another package was stolen from the lobby earlier today.
00:30:01Again?
00:30:03Sean had something stolen.
00:30:05I don't know. What was it?
00:30:08It's nothing important. It's just something he ordered online.
00:30:11Did the cameras pick it up?
00:30:12Yes. Power of high definition.
00:30:15Have you posted the picture on the building's Facebook page?
00:30:17People should be on alert in case he returns.
00:30:20And speaking of unsavory people in our building, I would like to raise the issue of people renting out their
00:30:25apartments on Airbnb.
00:30:26Who's renting out their apartments?
00:30:28Naveen and 2B for one. He has somebody new in there every week.
00:30:31And I just can't get comfortable with strangers in the building.
00:30:37Oh, that must be our guy.
00:30:42Everyone, this is Vladimir.
00:30:44Hey.
00:30:45You can call me Vlad.
00:30:53Thank you for coming.
00:30:57I see you come with a lot of experience.
00:30:59Perhaps you can start by telling us what interested you in this position.
00:31:03Being a doorman in Manhattan is a young man's game.
00:31:10Your job post mentioned a chair.
00:31:15I will happily come to Williamsburg for the occasional sitting in the chair.
00:31:24Um, I see you worked in the Dakota in the late 70s.
00:31:28I can only imagine those stories.
00:31:30Which I will take to the grave.
00:31:32A doorman who shares his secrets is no better than...
00:31:37I'm not sure who that could possibly be.
00:31:42Not sure what your plans are later, but I was thinking about going out to the...
00:31:47What is she doing here?
00:31:50Hi everyone, so sorry I'm late.
00:31:52Can we pause for a minute?
00:31:54Can we talk?
00:32:02You flirting with Anna already?
00:32:04That didn't take long.
00:32:05What are you doing here?
00:32:06I'm still a member of the board.
00:32:07Yeah, you moved out.
00:32:08So what?
00:32:09My name is on the mortgage and I want to protect my investment.
00:32:11I told you I would buy your half.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14When we finalize the price and you pay me my half, I will gladly step down.
00:32:20Sorry I'm late everyone.
00:32:22Do you have another chair?
00:32:24We didn't think you were coming.
00:32:25Um, or else I would have grabbed another chair from the other room.
00:32:28Just wait one second.
00:32:31Excuse me.
00:32:35Would you mind sitting on this?
00:32:37It shouldn't be a long meeting.
00:32:39Happy to work out my core while I'm here.
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:45Sorry about that.
00:32:46We were just interviewing Vlad about the new doorman position.
00:32:48Great.
00:32:49Hello.
00:32:51So, perhaps you can tell us what you think your experience can bring to 190 Lorimer.
00:32:56I have not lost single package in 30 years.
00:33:00I remember names with a handshake, and I know when to look the other way.
00:33:08I feel extra responsible for residence, like parent.
00:33:12I once flushed coke down toilet faster than I can say to officer.
00:33:18What coke?
00:33:19That's sugar.
00:33:21I saved him a lot of trouble.
00:33:23There was a time I deliver baby in lobby.
00:33:27Not so common in this country, no?
00:33:31It was boy.
00:33:34Which is better than girl.
00:33:39Are you two fucking?
00:33:42What the hell, Tracy?
00:33:44Not appropriate at all.
00:33:46Yeah, Evan and I are not involved at all.
00:33:48I want Evan to tell me that.
00:33:50Go ahead.
00:33:51This is not the appropriate time to have this conversation.
00:33:55Besides, you moved out.
00:33:56I will lose my shit right now if you don't answer me.
00:34:00Just so we can move on, nobody, Anna included, has slept with me.
00:34:08I just thought when I...
00:34:10Sorry about that.
00:34:12Just been a crazy few weeks is all.
00:34:15I don't mean to be insensitive, but don't you think Evan would simply lie given the circumstances?
00:34:21He can't lie.
00:34:22Like physically, his right eyebrow twitches anytime he lies.
00:34:25I have no reason to lie!
00:34:28Now can we please move past this ridiculous scene that you were causing?
00:34:34You are saying?
00:34:36In this job you are constantly learning and growing.
00:34:41Are you trying to be slick?
00:34:42What is it now?
00:34:43You said nobody had slept with you.
00:34:45Yeah, so?
00:34:46Nice try. Answer me this, have you and Anna had sex?
00:34:49I have already said, Anna and I have not had intercourse.
00:34:55No twitch. Can we move on with this please?
00:34:57See what he's doing? He's trying to narrow his answer.
00:35:00What is it? You get a blowjob?
00:35:02She looks like the blowjob type.
00:35:04You're embarrassing yourself.
00:35:05Answer me!
00:35:06No! Anna has not given me a blowjob.
00:35:09Seriously, this is crazy. Back to the interview.
00:35:13No twitch.
00:35:15As I said before, I will take all secrets with me to the grave.
00:35:20Really? A hand job? Is that it? That's cute.
00:35:23Tracy, you need to get a hold of yourself.
00:35:25Stop looking in my eye!
00:35:27No, no one has given me a hand job.
00:35:31Alright, happy?
00:35:32Now you owe Anna and everyone else in this room an apology.
00:35:36I know you're hiding something.
00:35:41Stay away from Evan.
00:35:42Are you trying to kill me?
00:35:44Oh, don't exaggerate.
00:35:45No, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
00:35:47Nobody's ever died from an eclair.
00:35:50Fluffy nugget.
00:35:51What?
00:35:52Consistent branding's important.
00:35:53You know what? Up with job.
00:35:55What?
00:35:55Yeah, I jerked your ex-boyfriend off with my feet.
00:35:58Happy?
00:36:01See, I knew they were up to something.
00:36:05Um, I think I better go as well.
00:36:07Vlad gets my book.
00:36:12Does this mean I have job?
00:36:27Here you go, sir.
00:36:28You have to use a machine, miss.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:33These?
00:36:33Ah!
00:36:34Yes, yes, wait.
00:36:37Thank you!
00:36:39One second, you have to hit credit card on a TV screen here.
00:36:43No, no, I don't understand.
00:36:46Sorry.
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Okay, it's right here.
00:36:49You hit credit.
00:36:51Ah, got it.
00:36:54Okay, can I go now?
00:36:59Good?
00:37:00Here you go.
00:37:00Yeah, thank you.
00:37:04What do you say? Do you call him?
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:07Okay.
00:37:13Yeah, we are outside.
00:37:16Okay.
00:37:17Great.
00:37:19He's coming downstairs to get us.
00:37:21It's a nice building.
00:37:22Perhaps Marco was right in choosing William's book.
00:37:24Maybe.
00:37:25Hi.
00:37:25Hi.
00:37:26Can I help you?
00:37:27No, no.
00:37:27Thank you, we are just waiting for someone.
00:37:31Hi.
00:37:32So nice to see you again.
00:37:35Oh, it's been so long.
00:37:37Hey Jennifer.
00:37:38Hi.
00:37:39Good friends for me too.
00:37:40Oh, well, I guess you guys got a lot to catch up on.
00:37:44Welcome to 190 Lorimer.
00:37:46Come on in.
00:37:47Hope your flight in was okay.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:58Sorry about that earlier.
00:38:00Jennifer is just against Airbnb, so I just have to be a little smart.
00:38:03No.
00:38:03Is it a problem?
00:38:05No.
00:38:05No, no, no.
00:38:05But if anyone has to say we're friends.
00:38:08Sure, sure.
00:38:09So which one of you is Cara?
00:38:11That's me.
00:38:11Hello again.
00:38:12Hi.
00:38:13You don't look like a Marco.
00:38:14No, Marco couldn't come.
00:38:15I'm Lia.
00:38:16Hi Lia.
00:38:17Welcome home.
00:38:18So this obviously is the kitchen.
00:38:20Help yourself to any food that's there.
00:38:22That is my room in there.
00:38:24And that's you guys up there.
00:38:26Nice.
00:38:27This is the key to the apartment.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:29And the code to the gate downstairs is pound zero three nine zero.
00:38:35Pound is?
00:38:36As in hashtag?
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:39What do you guys have planned for the rest of the week?
00:38:41Oh, we're going to see everything.
00:38:42Uh-huh.
00:38:43First, MoMA.
00:38:45Highline.
00:38:45Highline.
00:38:46Chelsea Market.
00:38:47No Times Square?
00:38:48Oh.
00:38:49Oh, yeah.
00:38:50Well, of course.
00:38:50Stay away from Elmo.
00:38:53I would actually advise you to stay away from anyone in a costume.
00:38:56Okay.
00:38:57Yeah?
00:38:58Remember that.
00:38:59Enjoy your stay.
00:39:00Feel at home.
00:39:01Thank you so much.
00:39:02And I'm going to be gone.
00:39:02Maybe I'll catch you later.
00:39:04Okay.
00:39:04Okay.
00:39:05Ciao.
00:39:05Ciao.
00:39:06Good night.
00:39:13Bellissimo.
00:39:15Come on, let's go explore.
00:39:21Come on, let's go explore.
00:39:31A little to the right.
00:39:33No, my right.
00:39:38Perfect.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:41One down.
00:39:43How many of these do we need?
00:39:45I promise five a day.
00:39:47Sin Pietro getting a little old for this?
00:39:50There's five.
00:39:52Besides, he's his favorite player, Buffon.
00:39:54Which also happens to be my dad's favorite player.
00:39:57You know, your dad is the one who really wants them.
00:40:00Obviously.
00:40:04Let's go and see the bridge.
00:40:07Oh, it looks so pretty.
00:40:08Oh, wait.
00:40:10I'm not waiting.
00:40:11Oh, come on.
00:40:12Fine.
00:40:13Go ahead.
00:40:13Eat your ice cream.
00:40:16This is when I take the best shot ever.
00:40:20Boom.
00:40:24Let me see.
00:40:29Marco would have loved this.
00:40:31You know, he stops at every place we pass to get a sorbet.
00:40:36Roger Turin is impressive.
00:40:38Okay.
00:40:38I'm instituting and no Marco Ruo.
00:40:41Sorry.
00:40:42I just thought about it.
00:40:43The ice cream is good.
00:40:44This sorbetta?
00:40:45It's quite respectable, actually.
00:40:49Wanna try it?
00:40:51Just this spoon, no?
00:40:56It's good, right?
00:40:57No, not bad.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:41:00Hey, it's Ali Fair.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:04Now I'm gonna get a double spoon because you're bad.
00:41:07Boom.
00:41:12I know how to cheer you up.
00:41:15What?
00:41:16Drinking and shopping.
00:41:18In that order.
00:41:20Let's try it.
00:41:24Wine in a box.
00:41:25What?
00:41:26I'm not gonna drink that.
00:41:27The man promised me we're good.
00:41:29Yeah, right.
00:41:30You trusted him.
00:41:35You know what?
00:41:37Full glass.
00:41:39You are American and fashion.
00:41:40That's right.
00:41:41Time to celebrate.
00:41:43Mm-hmm.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47Stop.
00:41:47Wow, that's disgusting.
00:41:49What?
00:41:50Chee-ching.
00:41:51Chee-ching.
00:41:53Chee-ching.
00:41:54Excuse me.
00:41:55Shhh.
00:41:56Oh, the costume.
00:41:57I'm gonna get us in trouble.
00:42:00Picture time.
00:42:03Ah, best picture ever.
00:42:09You know what?
00:42:10Let's slam it in the shopping.
00:42:12Ugh.
00:42:21Welcome.
00:42:22Let me know if I can help you with anything.
00:42:24We have more sizes in the back.
00:42:26Okay, thank you.
00:42:29Great choice.
00:42:29We also have another print from that designer in the front.
00:42:32If you want me to grab it.
00:42:33Eh, no thank you.
00:42:38Ma ci posso anche lasciare il pace un minuto?
00:42:48I think I'm going to try this salon.
00:42:50It's cute.
00:43:05Psst.
00:43:07Kara!
00:43:08Kara!
00:43:12I haven't found anything yet.
00:43:13No, nothing yet.
00:43:15How am I?
00:43:16Perfect.
00:43:18Confirmed.
00:43:19I'll take it.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:23You're not gonna take it off?
00:43:25I like this more than what I was wearing.
00:43:29Ciao!
00:43:29I'd like to buy this dress.
00:43:31Okay, great. I'm glad you found something you like.
00:43:33You need to take off the dress.
00:43:36Uh, maybe not.
00:43:38Oh, that's fine. I can ring you up.
00:43:40If you lean forward, I can remove the tag.
00:43:45My God.
00:43:50Oh, you'll also need to come around so I can remove the security device.
00:43:58Oh, boy.
00:44:01I so wanna take my phone out.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:14You're all set. Here's the receipt.
00:44:20This is nice.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:23It's beautiful.
00:44:26I wanna take a picture of you with the dress and the...
00:44:29Okay.
00:44:30Skyline.
00:44:30Go ahead, okay?
00:44:33Let's do it properly.
00:44:35Aw, come on. Haven't we passed our five photo quota?
00:44:38No, one more and this time you'll hold them.
00:44:41Where did your father get these, anyway?
00:44:43He didn't. Marco bought it.
00:44:45Marco?
00:44:46Yeah, for Pietro's birthday.
00:44:48No wonder you keep bringing him up.
00:44:50Don't be stupid.
00:44:52No, I get it now.
00:44:54This isn't about taking photos for your brother.
00:44:56This is about bringing Marco along with you.
00:44:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:45:01Cara, every photo is a reminder.
00:45:03You can't keep taking photos of this stupid doll.
00:45:07It's not healthy.
00:45:09What the fuck, Leah?
00:45:11Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:45:14You can't go in there.
00:45:15It's the East River.
00:45:16What?
00:45:18Cara, stop it.
00:45:19You're out of the water.
00:45:20You're out of the water.
00:45:22Cara.
00:45:24Marco's going to make things right.
00:45:26He made a mistake.
00:45:28One mistake.
00:45:28But he's gonna make things right.
00:45:30Cara, look at yourself.
00:45:31You're saving a bubble edge from a river.
00:45:34He will make things right, I told you.
00:45:36Cara.
00:45:37Stop it.
00:45:38Leave me alone.
00:45:43You ruined it.
00:45:45It's ruined.
00:45:48Cara, I'm sorry, but...
00:45:51It's a doll.
00:45:53It's not a doll.
00:46:20It's a doll.
00:46:23Thank you so much.
00:46:25You know, we've been talking about this trip for over a year,
00:46:29about how romantic it was going to be.
00:46:35You deserve better, and it will happen.
00:46:38I promise.
00:46:43There is some good news out of this.
00:46:45What is it?
00:46:47The doll is no longer what Marco gave you.
00:46:50Now it's a reminder of our trip to New York.
00:46:53It's a monster.
00:46:56It's our monster.
00:47:00Thank you, Leo, for coming.
00:47:02The thought of staying in Torino, it...
00:47:05Of course I came.
00:47:07Think of all the excitement we had.
00:47:09We haven't even made it to Manate again.
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