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02:05Hey Carl, a little chilly this morning, huh?
02:08It'll warm up soon.
02:11Always does.
02:41Good morning, Christian.
02:57Good morning, everyone.
03:20I'm breathing pretty heavy there, old man.
03:22I'm breathing just fine.
03:24You sure?
03:24How's that left arm?
03:25Is that going numb on you?
03:26Smelling any toast?
03:28Because we got some baby aspirin here.
03:29I can get you on down to the hospital.
03:30You talk a lot of shit for someone who runs a 14-minute mile agent pace.
03:34Because I lift, dude.
03:36When the bad guys come, you can run away.
03:37I can choke them out.
03:39Who's the hero?
03:40Jim Muscle ain't real muscle, Billy.
03:42That's so weird, though, right?
03:43I guess we're both imagining them.
03:46Quiet night?
03:47Pin drop.
03:48Brooks and Rainey had the perimeter all night.
03:49I'm clocking out early, by the way.
03:51Garcia gave me this nasty-ass soup last night, and I gotta go see a man about a horse.
03:55I got you.
03:56Like a mutant horse.
03:59I woke Jane.
04:00She's coming into cover for me.
04:01You woke that poor girl up and told her to come in early so you could go home and take
04:05a shit?
04:05They're the ones who wanted equality.
04:07Billy.
04:08She was cool.
04:09I see you.
04:10All right.
04:12Hey.
04:12Mm.
04:13The world's biggest biceps don't make up for the world's smallest dick.
04:16It's probably true, boss, but it doesn't hurt, does it?
04:19That's your dick I'm talking about.
04:20Yeah, I knew you were talking about my dick, sir.
04:26I paid you one.
04:2788.
04:28Yes.
04:30I was gonna make you guys pancakes, Presley.
04:33Yeah, well, you snooze, you lose.
04:35We're having eggs.
04:36You're having egg whites.
04:38Egg whites aren't food.
04:39They're air.
04:41Yeah, well, your metabolism isn't what it was.
04:43I'm sorry?
04:44You trying to tell me I'm getting old?
04:46No.
04:47Trying to tell you you're getting chubby.
04:49Child, please.
04:50You know I look good.
04:51Eat some egg whites.
04:52Oh.
04:53Hey, man, you hear this?
04:55Well, I got yellow eggs.
04:57Give me some.
04:58Ow.
05:01Thank you for making breakfast, baby.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04You're welcome.
05:10Huh.
05:16Didn't sleep?
05:18Stop worrying about me.
05:19I'll stop worrying about you when you sleep.
05:21I'll sleep when you stop worrying about me.
05:23And around we go.
05:25Mm-hmm.
05:26Your brother's bike got left out in the front lawn again.
05:29Take it out my paycheck.
05:30Hey.
05:32Sorry.
05:33I'll keep an eye on it.
05:35Mm, and don't forget, my debate final is at 3.
05:383 o'clock.
05:39Wouldn't miss it.
05:39I will clock out early.
05:41Uh, I just made you eggs over there.
05:44Well, see, it's my house, though.
05:46It's my eggs.
05:47And remember, you may be all grown, but to me, you're still just a scrawny little thing
05:52that squeals like a baby every time she gets tickled in the one spot underneath her right arm.
05:57Oh, no, tickling, no, tickling, please, please, please.
05:59Okay, okay.
06:01Okay.
06:04You're welcome.
06:07Boy, what on earth are you reading, man?
06:09James and the Giant Peach.
06:12Where'd you get that?
06:14Presley gave it to me.
06:16It's about a...
06:17I know what it's about.
06:25Uh, hey, if you, uh, run into Andrew Block today, just try your best to leave you on.
06:35Hey, Dad.
06:36Hmm?
06:37You good?
06:40Yeah, sorry.
06:43Sorry, Jay.
06:44Um, Dad didn't sleep well.
06:48You like the book?
06:50Yeah.
06:51It's about a boy who used to have these magic beans, but he tripped and dropped all the magic beans
06:56into the grass.
06:57And they went down, and they got to touch all these centipedes and spiders and ladybugs, and even the big
07:04tree.
07:09Jane.
07:11Boss.
07:13You're here early.
07:14Billy had something to take care of at home.
07:16He went home to take a dump.
07:18Yeah.
07:19Well.
07:20You're allowed to tell them no?
07:23I'm aware.
07:25Brooks and Rainy inside?
07:26Waiting on you.
07:29Oh.
07:29Bye.
07:30Bye.
07:54Boss?
07:54Boss, quiet night out here.
07:58Yes, sir.
07:59Bedroom door was sealed by 10.
08:01He's still not out.
08:03It's late for him.
08:05Sure, it won't be long.
08:07Very good.
08:08I'm on.
08:09We're off.
08:10We've got perimeter for another hour.
08:25We're off.
09:03Mr. President?
09:06Mr. President, it's almost 8 a.m.
09:08Just checking in.
09:22Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:42Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:44Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:44Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:44Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:44Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:45Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:46Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:46Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:47Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:48Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:48Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:49Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:51Mr. President, I'm coming in.
09:54I just like to see what people will do.
09:56Got the last guy to sit on the floor.
09:59Well, have a seat.
10:04I assume, uh, you know why you're here?
10:08Um, I have a sense, sir.
10:10Can I get you water, soda, anything?
10:13I'm fine, sir.
10:15Want any booze? We got it all.
10:18No, thank you.
10:20Yeah, that was a test.
10:22Yes.
10:23You passed?
10:24Yes, sir.
10:25Can't have a potential new lead agent drinking on the job, you know?
10:29Of course.
10:32Well, I'm gonna have a drink.
10:34Little hair of the dog.
10:36Don't worry, this is not an everyday thing.
10:39We had quite a night last night.
10:41Congratulations, sir.
10:43Yeah, yeah.
10:45The other guy literally had the IQ of a golden doodle.
10:48An incumbent president barely beats a golden doodle.
10:51Well, I wouldn't say that's exactly my one shining moment.
10:56It's a college basketball reference.
10:59One shining moment?
11:00It's a song they play at the end of the tournament.
11:03Yes.
11:06All right.
11:07The card's on the table.
11:09I beat a golden doodle, so it looks like I got the gig for another four years until I get
11:13to retire somewhere beautiful and lie on a pool float the rest of my days.
11:17Now, keep in mind, I'll be an ex-president in just my early 50s, so I'm gonna find the biggest
11:23mansion I can, and I'm gonna fill it with the best booze and the best art available, and I'm gonna
11:27spend four to five decades on that pool float.
11:30Unless, of course, somebody shoots me first.
11:34I'm looking for someone to make sure I don't get shot, so I can make it to that pool float.
11:39You follow?
11:40I follow.
11:44You got any questions for me?
11:47No, sir.
11:51Jesus Christ. This is like the worst first date I've ever had. Come on. Ask me a question, will you?
12:00Why the change, sir?
12:03I know Agent Monroe. He's as good as it gets.
12:05He's a bore. And he's old.
12:08If my lead agent isn't gonna be fun to be around, I'd like to at least know he can lift
12:12heavy stuff.
12:16Look, I'm looking for someone to be by my side for the next four years and potentially into my pool
12:21float years.
12:22As you know, they let us keep light protection even after we leave the big house.
12:26They gave me a list and a batch of names. I looked at that list and a batch of names.
12:31I asked to meet with you.
12:36Why, sir? Why did you ask to meet with me? That's a great question, Agent Collins. I'm so happy you
12:41asked.
12:43I promise this is not a regular thing.
12:46Well, in answer to the question that you didn't ask, I hear you're the best of the best.
12:54I feel pretty confident you can lift heavy stuff, and it doesn't hurt that you're black.
13:01I'm supposed to be a southern progressive, but I got a bunch of white guys surrounding me everywhere I go.
13:06So I'm here because I'm black.
13:09You're here because you're good.
13:11And the other guy was boring and old.
13:14It just doesn't hurt that you're black.
13:18Does my directness bother you?
13:20No, sir.
13:23But...
13:25No, sir.
13:28There was a but.
13:30I just wonder if having a black man guarding you is really the progressive visual you think it is.
13:35That's a fair point.
13:38Well, my Secretary of State and my Secretary of Defense are also black.
13:43But they don't stand next to me when I kiss babies.
13:47So...
13:50Agent Collins, I went from being one of the richest men in the world to a one-term, now two
13:56-term president almost overnight.
13:58I drink whiskey in the middle of the Oval Office.
14:01And I'm upfront about telling a potential new lead agent that part of the reason he's appealing to me is
14:05the color of his skin.
14:06I did not get here by doing things by the book.
14:10I couldn't tell you who the eighth vice president of the United States was, and I'm not really sure where
14:14Syria is on the map.
14:17But people seem to like me.
14:20And leaders of other countries seem to trust me.
14:24The world is 19 times more fucked than anyone realizes.
14:31And if someone's gonna sit in that chair and do the unthinkable, I consider myself a reasonable and decent human
14:35being who will try to do the right thing.
14:40Hopefully that's someone you wouldn't mind taking a bullet for.
14:43If this thing goes your way.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:53Okie dokie.
14:55Thank you for coming in.
14:57We will be in touch.
15:06Southwestern Asia, sir.
15:08I'm sorry?
15:09Syria.
15:10It's in Southwest Asia on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean Sea.
15:15No shit.
15:18And the eighth vice president?
15:20Martin Van Buren.
15:22Obviously I knew that.
15:25It's a test.
15:26You know, like with a whiskey.
15:28Of course, sir.
15:29Marsha, could you inform the cabinet that Syria is not in Canada?
15:33You've been getting it wrong this whole time.
15:36I'm the funniest president.
15:38I own that.
15:52And it seems...
15:52We should answer to our last minute.
15:54Siu!
15:57Yes.
15:57I don't know.
16:37I don't know.
16:58I'll get up there, boss.
17:02Yeah, uh, no.
17:04Hang on, I need a second.
17:08Sir?
17:11Jane, I need you to lock down and sweep the residence.
17:15No one in, no one out.
17:17What's going on?
17:18Just give me a minute.
17:24Jane, who's in the bay right now?
17:26Garcia.
17:27Garcia, okay, good.
17:29Sir, if we're locking down, shouldn't I be alerting Robinson?
17:31No, not yet.
17:33But protocol says...
17:33Jane, I need you to quietly lock this place down for the next 30 minutes without asking any more questions.
17:40Only person allowed upstairs is Billy.
17:44Billy's not here, remember?
17:46He will be.
17:47Copy that.
17:48You're freaking me out a little bit, boss.
17:51Copy that.
17:5230 minutes.
17:58Aiden Collins.
17:59Yes, sir.
18:01Enjoying your first week with us so far?
18:03Yes, sir.
18:06Okay, okay.
18:07That's good to hear.
18:09That's very good to hear.
18:14You're married, right?
18:16Yes, sir.
18:17I noticed the ring.
18:20You got kids?
18:22Yes, sir.
18:23A girl named Presley and a boy named James.
18:27Presley?
18:28My wife's from Memphis.
18:30Couldn't be stopped.
18:34You gonna have any more?
18:36No, sir.
18:38I'd love to, but...
18:41No, sir.
18:47Well, I'm relatively confident.
18:50That the first lady voted for the other guy last week.
18:55If true,
18:57I imagine that's the first time in history
18:59that a sitting first lady voted against her own husband.
19:04Yeah.
19:07Not the biggest fan of mine, at least.
19:09My wife.
19:15You don't approve?
19:17Those things will kill you.
19:18Yeah, well...
19:23I can get in line.
19:26She will take the kid
19:30and leave me the second I'm out of office.
19:36How come your wife doesn't want more kids, huh?
19:39For the first two lemons?
19:42You a shit father?
19:43What's the deal?
19:46Come on, man.
19:47I'm sad.
19:47I'm tipsy.
19:48I could use a story.
19:53It's not much of a story, sir.
19:56My wife, Terry,
19:58she's a scientist.
20:00We met when I was at the academy
20:01and she wants to focus on her career now.
20:05She's starting a new project in Atlanta
20:07and she'll have to travel, so...
20:10We're stopping at two.
20:12They keep us plenty busy, as is.
20:17Hey.
20:19No, thank you.
20:22He passes again.
20:27Well, I'll save you for what it's worth.
20:29You're probably better off
20:30not having any more kids.
20:35Smart move right now.
20:40Definitely a very...
20:42very smart move.
20:46Not sure I understand, sir.
20:48That'll be all, Agent Collins.
20:51Yes, sir.
21:20It's better be good, boss.
21:22Garcia's soup is doing a number on me right now.
21:24I need you back at the residence now.
21:26X, I'm in a pretty precarious position at the moment.
21:29Billy.
21:30Christian Laidner.
21:34I've got to stop 30 minutes
21:35before Jane has to call it in,
21:36but when she does,
21:38Robinson won't let me within a mile of this place.
21:41It's bad, Billy.
21:43It's really bad,
21:44and I need you here five minutes ago.
21:46Copy you.
21:46I'm on my way.
21:47Billy, you step into this thing with me,
21:49and you could be entering a world of hurt.
21:51Promise.
21:51Five minutes ago.
21:53Move.
21:54House all clear.
21:55All non-essentials are out.
21:56Study? Guest house?
21:57Secured.
21:58Sir.
21:58I need five with Garcia.
22:06Mike.
22:08Hey, what's good, boss?
22:09Jane says we're on lockdown.
22:10It's not a lockdown.
22:11What's the deal?
22:11I need you to take me through yesterday's log.
22:14Oh, yeah.
22:15Sure thing.
22:16Give me a sec.
22:19By the way, I don't know what you heard,
22:20but I didn't make soup.
22:22I made pozole.
22:22My stuff's legit.
22:25Billy has a stomach like a 14-year-old Amish girl.
22:27That's his...
22:27Hey, Mike.
22:27I need you to focus.
22:29Okay.
22:30We're up.
22:31Take me through Wildcats Day.
22:32Anything regular?
22:35Abnormally early wake-up and work-out.
22:37Long work-out, actually.
22:39Then, he got out of his bathrobe
22:40for the first time in a week.
22:42Spent the morning making pasta
22:43for his son for dinner.
22:44Made the pasta by hand, by the way.
22:48Had coffee with Sinatra
22:50in the afternoon back patio.
22:54You were the agent on duty.
22:55You know all this.
22:57What?
22:59Say it to my face.
23:01I want to see what it looks like
23:02when you have balls.
23:04Sir.
23:06It's fine.
23:09We're fine.
23:16And that's it?
23:18Anyone out of the ordinary on the premises?
23:20Nope.
23:22Gardner's, us, the usual.
23:24Kid bailed on him for dinner,
23:26stayed home with his mom.
23:28Poor guy had his scarf down
23:29dinner for two by himself.
23:31Oh, but on the bride's side,
23:33you-know-who made her daily happy hour appearance.
23:37Wait, rewind that for me.
23:39Mm-hmm.
23:43Freeze it.
23:45A little bigger.
23:49A little more.
23:53Okay.
23:56She left,
23:57and he took two long pours downstairs
23:59for drinks with the old man.
24:02Daddy Warbucks returned to the guest house
24:03at 9.30,
24:05and our hero took a third long pour
24:07up to bed.
24:09Door will seal in 10.04.
24:11Last person to see him was...
24:27You guys shot the shit there for a while, huh?
24:32That dude has said four words to me
24:34since I got down here.
24:36Well, I guess you earned it.
24:42Mr. President!
24:42Mr. President!
24:44Mr. President!
24:45Ladies and gentlemen,
24:46thank you for your patience, Betsy.
24:47I know you missed me.
24:48Why don't you kick us off?
24:49Regarding yesterday's
24:50explosive New York Times report
24:52about recent revelations in Colorado...
24:54I have no comment on that.
24:55Do respect,
24:56but isn't some comment required, sir?
24:58There's wild speculation
24:59about what people are seeing there,
25:00and protests are already forming
25:02across the country.
25:03Yes, and I'm sure the Internet's
25:04doing a fine job
25:05at feeding that fire
25:06without any fueling fire.
25:07The Internet's still a good job.
25:08Now what I would like to speak about is...
25:10My job...
25:12One month since my re-election...
25:14I'm sorry.
25:16I'm sorry.
25:18I'm sorry.
25:19I'm sorry.
25:20I'm sorry.
25:22I'm sorry.
25:23I'm sorry.
25:29I'm sorry.
25:31I'm sorry.
25:33I'm sorry.
25:33I'm sorry.
25:35I'm sorry.
25:41Sir, are you hit?
25:44Sir, are you hit?
25:45No, I'm fine.
25:46No, you're hit.
25:47Let me see.
25:48No, hey, I'm fine.
25:49Look at me.
25:51It's you.
25:52It's your blood.
25:57Agent Collins.
25:59Agent Collins.
26:01Agent Collins.
26:02You're not hit?
26:03Agent Collins.
26:04No, you're not hit.
26:18Agent Collins.
26:20Oh.
26:22Sir.
26:24Take it easy.
26:27Sir.
26:30Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:31Easy.
26:32You just got a...
26:33Hey, you just got a surgery.
26:35Sir.
26:35Your wife's on the way.
26:37Had trouble reaching her.
26:38Are you all right?
26:39I'm fine.
26:42You tackle like a high school sophomore, by the way.
26:46Oh, I'll admit, when I saw all that blood, I thought I'd been Christian Laettner'd.
26:54Oh, don't do this to me.
26:55Christian Laettner, Duke.
26:56Hmm.
26:57Man, he made the most famous college basketball shot of all time against us in the tournament.
27:01And single-handedly killed me and every other Kentucky Wildcat fan that day.
27:08Yeah, I thought I'd been Laettner'd.
27:12But then, uh...
27:17That was a hell of a blocked shot, Agent Collins.
27:22Is there anything I can do for you?
27:28I don't know.
27:31Maybe cool it with the basketball metaphors?
27:40Well, well, well, look, too.
27:44Good for you, Xavier.
27:46You're kind of funny when you're wounded.
27:47Yeah, who knew?
27:48Not me.
27:49I had a shot you weeks ago.
27:56Sir?
28:01Duty calls.
28:05They got the rest of the bullet out in surgery, by the way.
28:08Your career as a shoulder model's probably over, but, uh...
28:12They tell me you'll make a full recovery.
28:15Do we know who he was?
28:16There's some asshole with a 3-D printer.
28:19But we got him.
28:21Well, I'll be back to work as soon as I clear my physical.
28:23No, no, no, no.
28:24Take a few weeks.
28:25Paid leave.
28:26It's not necessary, sir.
28:27That's an order.
28:27Don't make me do the whole Commander-in-Chief bullshit, okay?
28:30It's been a long day.
28:35Although, um...
28:36I'd like to talk to you when you get back.
28:39About the future.
28:41Yes, sir.
28:42Of course.
28:47Saying thank you feels kind of insufficient.
28:52Saying just doing my job seems kind of lame.
28:57So we'll just leave it there, huh?
29:21Holy fuck.
29:25X, you gotta call this in, man.
29:35Safe was empty. It's gone.
29:38No.
29:39Gone.
29:40Someone had to know a lot.
29:42Someone had to have a lot of access.
29:45In a few minutes, I have to tell Jane to call this in,
29:47and we lose control of the whole scene.
29:48Hey, I need you to walk the entire property right now.
29:52Balcony door is open. You saw the blood?
29:54Check the yard below.
29:56No photos, no notes.
29:58Mental snapshots of everything.
30:00It's the little things.
30:01Little things are gonna matter here, Billy.
30:02Copy?
30:03Copy.
30:04Go.
30:05X, go.
30:07Yeah.
30:22They're safe for calling us.
30:26Go ahead.
30:26I got something, sir.
30:29On my way.
30:53Billy, what the hell is going on?
30:55Hold on.
30:58Billy.
31:06Billy!
31:28hey hey what's going on this a real lockdown meets me nobody tells me shit
31:37all right let's go jay might know something
31:47what do you got check it out
31:52you chat with the president until just after 10 p.m. bedroom door closes at 10.04
31:56you secure the downstairs and are relieved by billy at 1032 night a top-notch billy pace security
32:08ensues yeah the problem is my food not that he eats like a filthy animal like yeah anyway billy
32:15does his rounds but mainly so it even took an hour and a half power nap look at him dead
32:26to the world
32:27this is what you want to show me hang on check out the large glass picture frame behind see the
32:32reflection from the TV you can see movement from the screen but watch now it freezes if someone
32:39pause the TV but he didn't pause the TV so I checked the other cameras and that's when I realized
32:44that
32:44from 1042 until 1213 all security cameras were offline frozen on the last image no one noticed
32:51because no one else was in the house except Billy and he was dead to the world on that couch
32:55exactly
32:55at 1213 cameras come back online see that mm-hmm a minute later Billy wakes up an hour later I
33:03show
33:03up for my shift with fresh coffee but for all we know anyone could have entered or exited during that
33:08window yeah and no one in control would have noticed especially if they were a little young
33:13and a little inexperienced who was in there last night at that time Jane
33:24hey I'm serious what the fuck is going on leave it be for a second please but Jane you need
33:29to be
33:29really calm right now everything's gonna be looked at from here on out I need you to trust me okay
33:42okay okay Jay we're officially under lockdown call it in Wildcat is down it's a code red
33:59call it in Jane our people only now yes sir
34:27who is it is a king
34:35please stop stopping me from getting into the house I get to know what's going on with my husband
34:55is it Cal
35:02is it Cal let me in god damn it Sam
35:05site secure ma'am who's going to start interviews yes please let me know what's going on with my husband
35:09whatever whatever you find out where is he Cal where's my son why don't we go in the other room
35:19let's go in the other room
35:20well I want to see Cal
35:21come with me
35:29it's Brady it's Garcia as well
35:40agent Collins yes sir
35:55as we said before agent Collins this line of questioning is merely a formality given you were the last one
36:00to see him alive
36:02and again for the record you notice nothing unusual when he turned in last night
36:09no just another night
36:15did you speak to him
36:18was wondering where you were agent Robinson
36:22oh I'm right here agent Collins
36:30what did you speak to him about last night
36:42so concludes another day in paradise
36:45hey guys
36:46hey
36:46it's another day
36:48for you and me
36:51in paradise
36:53oh I'm feeling that
36:54hang on
36:55hang on
36:57hang on
36:58hang on
36:58hang on
36:59hang on
36:59hang on
37:00another day
37:01for you and me
37:03listening party
37:05will that be all
37:07you're lost
37:10boo
37:11hmm
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37:14hmm
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37:23ooooh
37:24see twice
37:28so now
37:29you and me
37:31hmm
37:34hmm
37:36little light bedtime reading
37:40got the news of the world right here step right up step right up come and get it the news
37:46of the
37:48world have a drink with me xavier christ we don't talk anymore no thank you sir
38:04i i can't remember exactly when it was when you stopped calling me sir do you
38:13oh for christ's sake speak your mind you don't want me to speak my mind sir
38:27oh think twice
38:32well then i don't know what else there is to say
38:48yeah yeah yeah i know i know hey look hey you're not wrong xavier what's in here will definitely kill
38:57me that'll be all agent collins
39:07savior
39:16will you ever be able to forgive me for what happened
39:21bring him in
39:34agent collins welcome back
39:38don't speak if you don't have to
39:41have a seat
39:49agent collins you're about to be entrusted with top secret national security information
39:53the president has cleared you at the highest level
39:56should you wish to proceed you will be one of the few hundred people in the world
39:59privy to this information at this stage
40:02agent collins do you wish to proceed
40:08the president tells me you have children
40:11yes ma'am that's correct
40:14you're going to want to hear this
40:36you're going to want to hear this
40:43you're going to want to hear this
40:45you're going to want to hear this
40:47a lot of people in the world
41:12you're not going to want to hear it
41:15And every night of that pregnancy, she would try out a different name.
41:20And then one day, she was about eight months pregnant, could hardly walk anymore.
41:26We were in this bookstore together, and she saw it.
41:32James and the Giant Peach.
41:44And that was it.
41:46She had found our boy's name.
41:51She read the book to her belly every night for the rest of her pregnancy.
41:56She became obsessed with that damn book.
42:00And then...
42:03You know, after she...
42:08Well, I guess I became obsessed with it, too.
42:15Yeah, I'm pretty much an expert on James and the Giant Peach right now.
42:21It was written by Roald Dahl.
42:23And originally, it wasn't going to be about a peach.
42:27It was going to be about a cherry.
42:30But Dahl changed it because he thought that peaches were squishier.
42:38Strange, isn't it?
42:40That book could have been called James and the Giant Cherry.
42:51Sometimes I lie in bed staring at the ceiling,
42:54wondering if my wife would have wanted to name our son James
42:57if the book were about a giant cherry and not a giant peach.
43:04But I'll never know.
43:09Obviously, I can't ask her.
43:16I know.
43:17Stop.
43:23You want to know if I'll forgive you.
43:27I'll forgive you when I can sleep again.
43:32And I'll sleep again when you're dead.
43:37She calls out to the man on the street.
43:42Sir, can you help me?
43:47It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep.
43:52Is there somewhere you can tell me?
43:59He walks on, doesn't look back.
44:04He pretends he can't hear her.
44:09Starts to whistle as he crosses the street.
44:14Seems embarrassed to be there.
44:22You want to know if I can sleep again when you're dead.
44:23Because it's another day for you and me in paradise.
44:28Oh, think twice.
44:32Because it's another day for you.
44:36You and me in paradise.
44:38Nice.
44:39Nice.
45:18We cannot divulge specifics, but what we can tell you is that we are preparing for a massive catastrophe that
45:25could cause an extinction level of entry humanity in the very near, very real future.
45:29In preparation, we have begun construction underneath the mountain in Colorado. When completed, it may be our only chance, the
45:37world's largest underground city.
46:02We have begun construction underneath the mountain in Colorado.
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