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The Housewives of Rhode Island S01E04
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00:06Previously, on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island...
00:08I thought you were gonna be kind of like a boy, but I did want to get married.
00:13Right.
00:14I don't necessarily want to have kids.
00:15But I don't think it's something that we should rule out.
00:18You could ask me why I'm not married with Billy.
00:20I know why you're not married.
00:22He made me sign a prenup.
00:23He wanted me to.
00:24I went to the lawyers and they said, he's not even leaving with you with a penny.
00:27Nothing.
00:28When someone calls my wife's work, that's a huge problem for me.
00:32If he's having an affair, that's not my problem.
00:35He's not having an affair.
00:36He is.
00:37Is the news true?
00:39You think you're having like an affair or something?
00:41No.
00:42My husband and I have a very close friend, Dino.
00:45Did I ever sleep with this human?
00:47No.
00:48He's still like one of my best friends.
00:50I think this is the ongoing...
00:52Ongoing what?
00:53Rumors?
00:55Fuck.
00:55You got more to hide than I do.
00:57What am I hiding?
00:59Fuck.
01:00Liz, you're not fucking me.
01:02Not my friend.
01:03Never have been.
01:06Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?
01:11I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife.
01:16Why settle for justice life when you can have the whole damn pie?
01:21My life is like a rom-com.
01:23When I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
01:26I used to report the news.
01:27But now, I'm the headline.
01:31I'm not trying to be mean.
01:33I just mean what I say.
01:36In the ocean state, I dispense the weed and the truth.
01:47I'm going to the beach so I want to get pizza chips and then, you know, I think we should
01:52talk about maybe doing red t-shirts and black t-shirts, right?
01:55Because white gets dirty.
01:56Yeah.
01:56Really easily.
02:01Layla, Layla, Layla, come on.
02:02It's fun watching you guys work.
02:05You owe me 50 bucks.
02:0750 bucks?
02:08How about you?
02:08Ninety-two-one-thousand-and-a-million-one-hundred.
02:12Oh, come on.
02:18Yeah.
02:19Jess, I'm here.
02:20I'm here.
02:21I'm gonna need help bringing my suitcase down.
02:22I'm just trying to think of everything I need.
02:24I'm a little nervous about the trip.
02:25What's that gonna be nervous about?
02:27Being away from the kids.
02:28I'm going to Chicago to my mid-year sales meeting.
02:30Honestly, when I'm on my work trips, it's not that relaxing.
02:33It's non-stop back-to-back.
02:35I'll have to FaceTime you when you pick up the girls.
02:38I'm sorry.
02:39It's gonna be a busy one for me.
02:40I know.
02:40I'm sorry.
02:41My sister will help.
02:42Yeah.
02:43I like working.
02:44I couldn't be a stay-at-home mom.
02:46Chores are not for me.
02:47I can go to sleep with dishes in the sink.
02:49All right, you got that?
02:50Yeah, I got it.
02:51Go ahead, honey.
02:52Don't worry about me.
02:53All right, perfect.
03:05Liz.
03:06Hello.
03:08And you were safe for sore eyes.
03:13You like Jerry's bananas?
03:16Does he eat that many bananas?
03:18No, he ordered six bananas yesterday to be delivered, and that's what came...
03:22Six dozen?
03:24Six bunches.
03:25When you ask a man to do a woman's job, right?
03:29Let's do a little sage ceremony.
03:31Yes.
03:32Look.
03:33All right, ready?
03:34You need to sage that room right here.
03:36All right.
03:37All right here.
03:38Yeah, no, I know.
03:39Joellen got on my throne.
03:40Oh, yeah.
03:41You don't want to admit it?
03:42Fine.
03:42He's not having an affair.
03:44Okay?
03:44He is.
03:46She's hanging on her husband with every last thing she has.
03:49She loves him.
03:50And here comes Joellen over.
03:52Have you met my husband?
03:53I don't think you have.
03:54Hi.
03:54I just felt so bad for her, and then I was kind of, like, a little upset.
03:59But at the end of the day, for me, if it's over, I don't know why she's white-knuckling.
04:05Rula is the boss at work.
04:08However, I don't know how much of a boss she is as a wife.
04:11But the constant, like, denial or running away from it, or pointing the finger somewhere
04:16else, it's only gonna make it fester more.
04:19Can I get you something to drink?
04:21Whatever you would drink so I could look like you.
04:23You want an iced coffee?
04:23That's amazing.
04:24But you know what?
04:25A lot of mean girl stuff going on here that night.
04:28I've replayed the latter part of the night over in my head, and I'm disgusted by my reaction.
04:35I came across as a bitter, drunken witch.
04:41No, it was a menopause moment.
04:43Yeah.
04:44A combination of that.
04:45I drank too much.
04:46And I just lost my shit.
04:49This up.
04:51Date plus me?
04:53You, Kelsey.
04:54Fuck off, Kelsey.
04:55Liz, you're not into me.
04:57Because with Kelsey, I felt like she co-signed on to a lie to avoid her own issues with this
05:06person that she didn't want out.
05:09I don't know if it was dating, it was hooking up, but Kelsey and Dino, for a brief moment,
05:14was a romantic relationship.
05:16Not what I had.
05:18Radically different.
05:20But, you know, people made it seem like we had some type of torrid affair.
05:24I want to go down to the seawall, Carrie and Dino.
05:28I think because of the ongoing.
05:32Ongoing what?
05:33Rumors?
05:34Ongoing rumors?
05:35Bye.
05:36Bye.
05:36So for Kelsey to speak of the ongoing, which was nothing, something that she knew truly affected
05:44me.
05:44It was triggering to me.
05:46That's beautiful.
05:47Do you want a, um, I made this fruit salad.
05:49Yeah, I'll have some.
05:50Wait, so you trusted her.
05:52I did.
05:53Do you still?
05:54That might take a minute.
05:59Yeah, so listen.
06:00Was it handled wrong?
06:01Yes.
06:02Do you owe her an apology?
06:03Yes, you do.
06:04And she has to decide about moving on.
06:06You want to move on from it?
06:06I feel like she owes me one, too.
06:15Hello.
06:17Hi.
06:18You look so cute.
06:18Are we going to Miami?
06:19I didn't know how to dress for the beach.
06:21I know.
06:21You only go to your country club.
06:23We know, Alicia.
06:23The beach club.
06:26Hello.
06:27Hello.
06:29Hi.
06:29Ashley, is this your favorite beach?
06:31This is my favorite beach.
06:32This is my favorite beach.
06:33Hello.
06:34Hi.
06:35That's really cute.
06:36This Hamptons.
06:37You guys go first, because I don't know what to do.
06:40I take the kids here, because look.
06:42Oh, wow.
06:42No, like, undercurrent.
06:44It's best.
06:46Okay.
06:46These girls, they seem a little bit more like a country club bunch.
06:50Like, they're showing up with their designer bags.
06:52They look like Malibu Barbie, and I look like a mom that, like, maybe tried a little bit today.
06:58This is not my vibe.
06:59I'm freaking out.
07:00Oh.
07:00This is your favorite beach?
07:02What the ?
07:02I belong to a beautiful beach club.
07:04Please come with me.
07:05Carry a chair, my purse, and then snacks.
07:08It's too much work.
07:11I brought seltzers if anyone wants one.
07:14I brought pizza chips.
07:15Never even heard of a pizza chip.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:18My grandfather was one of the first ones to do it here.
07:21Really?
07:22Really?
07:22He had Superior Bakery.
07:24Superior Bakery was his?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Pizza chips are, like, just red sauce.
07:28It's not actual cheese.
07:30It's not, like, a regular pizza.
07:31But it's lighter.
07:32People, like, bring it to the beach.
07:33I love pizza chips.
07:35In the summer, like, going to the beach as a kid, you have cheese in the sun.
07:38It's sitting there, and you know what I mean?
07:40You just don't...
07:41Okay.
07:41They think it's great, but I'm like, where's the cheese on my pizza?
07:44Because who wants a pizza without cheese?
07:47You guys, I wanted to invite you to me and Ashley are going to Rail Explorers.
07:50So cute.
07:51We're going to do that, and then we're going to, like, have a bonfire, and we're going to
07:53do everything.
07:54I love Rail Explorers.
07:55I'm kind of obsessed with it.
07:56I think it's, like, such a fun activity.
07:58Also, the views are amazing, and it's, like, such a beautiful, I don't know, oceanscape,
08:02like, whatever you'd call it.
08:03But I think everybody will have fun doing something active.
08:07Maybe we won't fight with each other, you know?
08:09It'll be great.
08:09All right, so let's talk.
08:11Well, can we just talk about the party?
08:13I'm dying.
08:14Like, I've been waiting.
08:15I know.
08:16I need some clarification.
08:17Why is Rula mad at Joellen?
08:19Rula feels like she's getting involved in her marriage.
08:22I never knew this until recently.
08:24Rula met Brian while he was married to my Spanish teacher.
08:29So he's just a cheater.
08:31Basically.
08:32But he doesn't look like a cheater, let's be honest.
08:34No, he's not very hot.
08:36I don't know if this is true.
08:37Rula's husband cheated on his first wife, my Spanish teacher, with Rula.
08:42I hope that's not true, because I really did like my Spanish teacher.
08:46Okay, so enough about Rula and her weirdo husband.
08:49Me and Alicia have been dying to know what happened on Saturday.
08:51Is Liz not here for a reason?
08:52I've been waiting for this all day, because I didn't want to, like, attack you with it.
08:55But, like, I'm about to climax.
08:56I need to know what happened.
08:58I sat down next to her.
09:00I said, how are you doing?
09:01She's like, you know, I just want a moment with Dino and my husband.
09:05And I said, I don't want to do that because of Dino's ongoing.
09:11Before I stopped, she booked it.
09:14There's nothing ongoing.
09:15And she ran upstairs and I followed her.
09:17I meant the ongoing rumors circulating about them having an affair.
09:22I thought she should distance herself from him just because people are talking about her spreading lies and things that
09:29aren't necessarily true.
09:30What was she saying upstairs?
09:32you, you're fake.
09:34What?
09:34She probably said that 86 million times.
09:36In my brain, I'm like, oh my God, did I just, like, dead myself for the rest of my relationship
09:43with Liz?
09:44Listen, you don't want to be under her ass.
09:45She's been like that her whole life, though.
09:47The people that we hung out with and grew up with weren't, like, the regular, like, happy-go-lucky.
09:51We're from the same cut, like, we're from the same type of cloth.
09:54Did that make sense?
09:55We're cut from the same cloth.
09:56We're cut from the same type of cloth.
09:58I come off, like, softer and happier, but we do all have to work on eggshells with her, me including.
10:03She's no bull .
10:04I even get scared of her, and I don't get scared of anybody at all.
10:11Coming up.
10:13Alicia, you said she's always like that.
10:15With what?
10:16When she just gets mad.
10:18It's probably not gonna change.
10:19Rosie, Rosie, I wouldn't do that.
10:21Don't with me.
10:33Who's up?
10:34Hugin' Wain now.
10:36Stop hugin' Wain now.
10:38Don't hugin' Wain now.
10:41You're not done.
10:42You gotta flip the wash to the dryer, too.
10:45Am I on the payroll here?
10:47Because you're in front of it, I'm not able to do it at the moment.
10:49I will help you out.
10:50I really appreciate that Jen comes over when I'm out of town to help out with my kids.
10:56Oh, Gary found a pair of your underwear.
10:58How does it smell?
11:00They tasted great.
11:02She perpetuates this fun little game of flirting with my husband.
11:07But I don't take offense. I know that there's nothing going on.
11:11She loves Gary so much as a brother, as a friend.
11:15They've never had sex. He might have touched her boobs in high school.
11:19Keep it in the family.
11:21It's super nice that you come by and help out when she's not here, though,
11:25because that takes a huge load off my shoulders, you know?
11:28Well, you know I love hanging out with you guys.
11:31We're like an old married couple.
11:33She wants a Gary. Jen wants a Gary.
11:35If I'm going to be like 45 years old and I don't have kids yet, I'm going to use Gary's.
11:39She's like, how would they be related, our kids, if Gary gave me his sperm?
11:42Like, he's not giving you his sperm. What's wrong with you?
11:47Oh, JoLynn's FaceTiming.
11:48Hey, honey.
11:50Hi, honey.
11:51Julie, I love you.
11:53My little girls, my princesses.
11:55Jen's been helping out a ton.
11:56She did more laundry than you've done in 2025.
11:59Wow, that's very appreciated.
12:01Laundry, cleaning, cooking.
12:03What didn't I do?
12:04My relationship with Jen as we were growing up, we were not close.
12:07We would fight. She would lock me out of the house in a towel.
12:10Jen and I got close right after my father passed away.
12:14It was 2010.
12:15We became best friends.
12:17I'm so thankful and appreciative of her.
12:19I finally understand what, like, a best friend, a sister is.
12:23I can't imagine my life without her.
12:24Love you.
12:26Safe way.
12:26Bye, babe.
12:27Oh, there you are.
12:27Love you.
12:29All right, geez.
12:30Push Yoli before she goes crazy.
12:39This is dirty.
12:41That's disgusting.
12:42Alicia.
12:44We're here.
12:45Where is she?
12:46Alicia.
12:47Oh, that bird is dead.
12:48Oh, I hope these guys are hungry because there's a lot of food.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:53You guys scared me.
12:54I was outside.
12:55Auntie, you look beautiful.
12:59You didn't bring your bathing suits?
13:01No.
13:01Oh, Alicia.
13:02What you owe for that?
13:03I mean, they'll end up vomiting.
13:05Spending time with my family, it's like da-da-da-da.
13:07There's so much going on that you can't.
13:09It's almost, like, overwhelming.
13:11You guys brought so much food.
13:12I can't.
13:13Also Italians don't fool around.
13:16My grandfather, he opened up Superior Bakery and a few other pizza restaurants,
13:20and he was, like, well-known all over Rhode Island.
13:22My aunts, they all worked for my grandfather, making the dough behind it.
13:25And everyone in Queens would make fun of the Cicerone girls,
13:27because they weren't really good at working.
13:29But my grandfather was always stressed out, yelling at them, dishing out money.
13:32Hello?
13:33Hey, Philly.
13:34Oh, here's everybody.
13:35Hi, Philly.
13:36Hi, Philly.
13:36This is food for, like, 75 people.
13:38Your girls are all on diets and never eat.
13:47Oh, .
13:48Liz!
13:49Liz!
13:50Liz!
13:51Come on, Tria.
13:52I can keep it out.
13:53You need it.
13:54I don't eat nothing.
13:55I'm so excited.
13:56Alisha's family, I love them.
13:58They're fun to be around.
13:59They're a riot.
14:00My sister and Alisha's mom, they're best friends.
14:04When they first met, I was six or eight.
14:06It's so happy in here.
14:08I love it in here.
14:09So yesterday, I had a colonoscopy.
14:13TMI.
14:14I almost didn't make it today.
14:16Alisha's mom and her sisters, they're blunt.
14:19They'll tell you anything.
14:20Once you meet them, you never forget them.
14:26Hi.
14:26Hi, Rula.
14:27Hi, Rula.
14:29How are you doing?
14:30Nice to meet you.
14:31I'm Alisha's mommy.
14:32Hi, Alisha's mommy.
14:34I'm Alisha's aunt.
14:35I heard about you.
14:36My family has actually known Billy's family for, I'd say, over 30 years.
14:42We've patronized, I think that's the right word, Billy's restaurants.
14:47And Billy and his mom have been patrons of my family's jewelry store.
14:53It's all interconnected.
14:55Can I get you a drink?
14:57Sure.
14:57I love one.
14:58Hi.
14:58Hi.
14:59This is Ashley.
15:00Hi, Ashley.
15:01Hi, everyone.
15:01Oh my gosh, you're so pretty.
15:02You look so good.
15:04I've never been with these ladies in a group environment without Rosie.
15:07So I don't have my emotional support animal.
15:10Nice to see you.
15:11Hi, Ashley.
15:12I'm Alisha's aunt Sharon.
15:14Nice to meet you.
15:15Nice to meet you.
15:16But I've actually heard a lot about these ladies.
15:18I've heard great things.
15:19And my esthetician does Anita, her mom, and then her aunt.
15:24So, and they go in together because one of them doesn't drive.
15:27Oh, just like Alisha.
15:28Holy .
15:29This is like my big fat Greek wedding except Italian version.
15:32I'm gonna go inside.
15:33I'm gonna eat mine.
15:34I like Billy so much.
15:35He's a shop man.
15:37He is.
15:37Everybody loves him.
15:38As much as I do love him, I want to be like, what are you doing?
15:42Like, make it right.
15:44I went to the lawyers and they said, he's not even leaving with you with a penny.
15:48Nothing.
15:48You know?
15:49He won't put my name on the house.
15:51You that.
15:53He doesn't want your name on the house?
15:55This is jointly yours.
15:57Like, absolutely, like, no negotiation there.
15:59This is where you raise your daughter together.
16:01100%.
16:02This is where you keep a home for him.
16:04That needs to be discussed.
16:06Billy is very much in control of my finances right now.
16:09And I hate having to ask him, now that I'm not working, for money.
16:13From what I do remember as a little kid, my dad took everything we had and we had no money.
16:18I get angry all over again.
16:21I used to tell her, you gotta go to a lawyer.
16:23Yeah.
16:23Not only that pizza mama, that's her.
16:26Come on.
16:27But no one's gonna put her name on a business if he's not married to you.
16:32I've always been a runaway bride.
16:34I was always in long-term relationships.
16:36Just about to get engaged.
16:37Let's go look at rings.
16:39And then right before I'd be like, you know what?
16:41I don't think this is my forever.
16:42And I would break up with them.
16:44So with Billy, like, I got the ring.
16:46I'm finally engaged.
16:47And now I still am hesitant on getting married because it's like, I think I need more from him.
16:53I need to feel more of a commitment before I make my commitment.
16:58You just have to make sure you look out for yourself.
17:00I'm not a licensed attorney, but I work with many.
17:02Financial planning and understand all this stuff.
17:04I don't get it.
17:05Well, I'm glad she's here to tell you this stuff.
17:06Otherwise, the law will dictate.
17:08And I'm all about trust.
17:10Are you happily married?
17:13I am.
17:14That makes me mad.
17:15But we get past any bumps.
17:18We all have that sometimes.
17:19Of course we do.
17:20Sometimes you can't get past bumps.
17:22Because I had a relationship for many years with my husband.
17:26Yeah, that's right.
17:26Then I found out that he wanted.
17:29My husband wanted.
17:32But he wanted what?
17:34He wanted.
17:35He wanted.
17:36He wanted.
17:37Stop it.
17:39There was an indiscretion.
17:42You are in a healthy, loving relationship.
17:46Something happens out of the blue.
17:48I don't want to cry.
17:49Don't cry.
17:49It's all right if you do, though.
17:51We all have.
17:52We're not here to judge.
17:53Not at all.
17:54We've all been there.
17:55I'm just having a hard time getting over a lot of the, you know, lying, twisting.
18:01Let me tell you, it's hard to trust again.
18:04And this girl's going to be looking over her shoulder.
18:07Where is he?
18:08He didn't show up for dinner.
18:09Or, oh, he had to go away on a business trip.
18:12I'm telling you, you want to live like that?
18:14Nobody wants to live like that.
18:16Well, I did for a while.
18:17Mine had affairs with a lot of women.
18:19Is that right?
18:20Yeah.
18:21I'm listening, not necessarily wanting to hear all this.
18:24There's a lot about Brian that people don't know that they haven't seen.
18:28He's very loving.
18:30He's a great provider.
18:31We also have children.
18:33The one thing that sticks with me, though,
18:35do you want to spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder?
18:39And that just, that hits me.
18:42I have a feeling you're going to work really hard.
18:45I just hope and pray that you somehow hurt him.
18:53I just shaved my pants a little bit.
18:55I almost did too.
18:56I'm praying to get that in me and back.
18:59Yes.
19:01Get right up his ass.
19:02Bring out the Italian.
19:03I'm going to tell you the truth.
19:04I'm going to pray that you get him back.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08I need affairs.
19:09Coming up.
19:10There's no ongoing anything.
19:12It's all rumors and bull .
19:14I have a different experience with him myself.
19:17Mine wasn't so good.
19:18I have, like, PTSD over it.
19:20All Yuk and Lak.
19:39DOSEN CComm dealer.
19:44DOSEN, look, our friend is here.
19:47Hi.
19:48Dawson, it's Rosie.
19:50I think I have something you're going to like.
19:53Are you ready?
19:54What do you think it is?
19:56I don't know.
19:57You don't know?
19:57Do you like these?
20:00What are those, Dawson?
20:01You want one right now?
20:02Yeah.
20:02Take one.
20:03And what do you say to Rosie?
20:05You're so welcome.
20:06I like children.
20:07I really do.
20:08My nephew, I FaceTime him and we talk about stuff and I'm buying him outfits.
20:13It's like I'm obsessed with him.
20:14Dawson, you want to brush your mane?
20:15I need to like braid her hair.
20:17It's not not liking kids.
20:19I also like being able to go home and like leave them with their parents.
20:23What does a chicken sound make?
20:25Do you know?
20:27Is that what they do?
20:28I think that's a duck.
20:29No, that's a...
20:31I have no idea.
20:32I haven't been playing with kids.
20:35She's not ready to be a mother.
20:36I'm kidding.
20:38I'm not.
20:39So annoying that people are like, so what about kids?
20:41Now like Rich is like, well, we'll try again next year.
20:44So it keeps being put off.
20:45Saying that though, he definitely is just trying to be nice to you.
20:49Yeah.
20:50And my vibe is that he's so daddy-like.
20:52He is.
20:52And like, it's just weird because we never talked about it.
20:55Like we were very much on the same page.
20:56Like maybe we will, maybe we won't.
20:58But now I don't really want to.
21:00I have a lot of friends who don't know if they want kids.
21:03I am now turned into my mom.
21:05I'm just like, you have to have kids.
21:07You have to have kids.
21:08Do you know what your life is going to be like in a few years?
21:10You're going to regret when it's too late.
21:12He's now changing his mind.
21:13He's like, we bought this house.
21:14We're building a big house.
21:15What are we supposed to do at this house if there's no kids in it?
21:17But it's also like he's works.
21:20He owns an events company.
21:21He's constantly doing real estate.
21:23He's, well, let me get your earring for you.
21:25He's constantly traveling for singing and DJing.
21:28And then I'm my production company.
21:30And we're doing like the entire construction on the house.
21:32Like I just have a lot going on.
21:33I like to do things like 110%.
21:36And I don't think I could give it 110%.
21:39I shouldn't say this because this is not a good Catholic girl thing to do.
21:43But we were kind of trying before we got married.
21:46Me and Rich, we were like, let's just try, see what happens.
21:49And it was just during that time period that I was like, why am I trying so hard?
21:52Do I even want to do this?
21:53And I was like, this is never really your dream.
21:55If your gut says you don't want to, then that's, you know, then you don't want to.
21:58And I'm very much in the gray area, like leaning towards no.
22:02Yeah.
22:03But I also think that like, I wouldn't say my mom is always like very nice to me.
22:07Growing up, a lot of the times it was just me, my mom, and my sister.
22:10My dad was working all the time.
22:11My mom's always been like very critical and controlling.
22:14So I worry, what if I became super controlling or critical?
22:18Like, I am very critical of myself.
22:20How am I going to treat somebody else?
22:22Like, I don't want to mess anybody up.
22:23I obviously, very supportive of whatever distance you're making.
22:26Like, I hope this isn't an issue in the long run for you guys.
22:30No, me too.
22:30Me too.
22:41I'm taking everything off this boat.
22:46Yes.
22:48Got it.
22:50Jerry, overnight, has sold the boat, miraculously.
22:54I think Jerry decided to sell the gypsy because he's had enough.
22:59He's had his fill of sport fishing.
23:02I love that he's home permanently now, especially with a new baby on the way.
23:06But let's be honest.
23:08What's he really going to do?
23:09You think he's going to change diapers?
23:11All right.
23:12I'm going to get to it.
23:13Love you.
23:14Bye.
23:15Bye.
23:15When Jerry started sport fishing, it took him away three weeks, maybe come home three days
23:20and go back for another three weeks, month.
23:24It wasn't uncommon for him to actually call Dino and say, look, I'm going to be gone for
23:28a while this time.
23:30Look after her.
23:31So he was involved in the whole thing, too.
23:34That looked like a thing that it wasn't.
23:43Liz?
23:44Liz did ask me to help her out and clean out her boat.
23:48Liz?
23:49I'm down here in the bedroom.
23:52Oh, my God.
23:54If you could take it upstairs.
23:57I am nervous walking into this because I don't know where her thought process is now
24:03in all of this.
24:04Like, is she over it?
24:05Am I going to be walking into the lion's den again?
24:08I don't know.
24:10You look pretty.
24:12So do you.
24:14That was the last time she was seen alive.
24:17It's such a beautiful day.
24:19Look, I'm just going to put my shit out there.
24:23This is how I feel.
24:24I am not proud of my reaction.
24:28When you said to me, I feel like people don't want to be around him because of the ongoing,
24:35it was that word that triggered me.
24:39Mm-hmm.
24:39You, of all people, know there's no ongoing anything.
24:43That's why it was like a gut punch.
24:45I felt like you co-signed onto that narrative to maybe distance yourself from that ugly piece of it.
24:52And in that minute, I'm looking at you like, you know what I mean?
24:58I think in the moment when I said it, I think maybe it was because I have a different experience
25:04with him myself.
25:06Just my instinct was to, like, withdraw and, like, put him off because mine wasn't so good.
25:14I had a very weak, vulnerable moment of my life almost 10 years ago and hooked up with Dino.
25:22Me and my boyfriend weren't exclusively dating.
25:25At the time, I wasn't getting attention.
25:27He happened to be the one to fill that void.
25:31I was in a very weak and vulnerable time of my life where I wasn't happy.
25:35And when I realized it wasn't for me, the more I, like, tried to distance myself from him,
25:40the more I hated him, the more I said, get out of my life.
25:43It was like he loved that.
25:45And I was like, oh, you want me out?
25:46Okay, well, I'm going to show up more.
25:47He would show up to places that I was at and not want me to talk to other people or
25:53other guys.
25:54That's why I tried just, like, cutting him, like, completely out of my life.
25:59Him being around is just, like, another reminder of my past that I'm trying to forget.
26:04I appreciate his friendship to you and how he took care of you, but I didn't have that same experience.
26:10I have, like, PTSD over it.
26:12I get that, babe.
26:14We've had vastly different experiences.
26:17I know you want nothing to do with that.
26:19I understand it.
26:20I do.
26:21I avoid it like the plague.
26:22I'm like, yeah, you see that way?
26:24I'm all the way over there.
26:25I know.
26:25And look, I'm sorry.
26:27That's all I can say.
26:28Yeah, no, and I'm sorry.
26:29And I did not mean to upset you at all.
26:32You know I love you.
26:33Onward and upward, my little sis.
26:37Now will you help me move the rest of my shit off this boat so we can all move on?
26:59Oh, I love your outfit.
27:00Oh, you look so beautiful.
27:01I was noticing you in here.
27:02You're just so Tennessee.
27:03I love this.
27:05Oh, this is going to be so much fun.
27:07So in the famous words of Elwoods, working out gives you endorphins.
27:11Endorphins make you happy.
27:12And happy people don't kill their husbands.
27:14So maybe if we just, like, cycle a little bit, we can just have a great day and nobody wants
27:19to kill each other.
27:20Hi.
27:21How are you?
27:22Thank you, sir.
27:25Oh, hello.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:26Look at you with the backwards hat.
27:28I like it.
27:29I like your brain.
27:29I'm just becoming the dory person every time somebody arrives.
27:31I'm like, here.
27:33It's a beautiful day.
27:34I'm excited.
27:34It's nice.
27:35I didn't see Joellen.
27:37Joellen's away for work.
27:38Joellen's out of town.
27:41Oh.
27:42I'm ready to pop champagne right there.
27:44Pop bottles, tequila.
27:46Let's fucking go.
27:48Bye, Alicia.
27:49See you there.
27:50All right, bye.
27:51I'm going to shut the door.
27:53I've opened one of these with my teeth before.
27:55Don't do that.
27:55Don't do it.
27:56Your teeth don't do that.
27:57Don't do it.
27:57Don't do it.
27:58Oh, yeah, huh?
27:58You're going to ruin your nice teeth.
27:59Oh, my God.
28:00Don't do this.
28:01I'm going to lose my mind.
28:02I'm telling you right now.
28:03Oh, my God.
28:04You did it?
28:05Okay, I don't know if you want to go.
28:12I packed so many snacks.
28:14Today, before I came here, I ate the leftover McDonald's cheeseburgers.
28:19I put in the trash.
28:23We can eat friends.
28:25And then I ate it.
28:25This is something I would do.
28:27I feel like everything I eat makes me, like, bloated and feel sick, so why not eat Taco Bell like
28:31I want?
28:32Is that because of the Ozumbic?
28:33No, I was like this my whole life.
28:35I did have colitis a couple years ago, so.
28:37What?
28:37Yeah, that's why I quit.
28:39I had to wear diapers to work.
28:40She was literally bleeding from her butthole.
28:42And so then I took medical leave, and then I was on medical leave, and I was like, this is
28:45amazing.
28:46Why would I ever go back to work?
28:47Right.
28:48She left on medical leave.
28:50No.
28:51Me and the entire state of Rhode Island knows that she got fired for having an affair with one of
28:57the higher-ups.
28:59And then the colitis magically cleared up, and I was like, all right, I'm never going back.
29:05The other night at the party, I got mental.
29:09Yeah, but it was your party.
29:10But I appreciate that.
29:11I came out.
29:12You know.
29:13She said you apologized to me.
29:14Oh, did she?
29:15Yeah.
29:15She said that.
29:16She apologized to me, too.
29:17Yeah.
29:18No, I didn't tell you that.
29:20I can't.
29:21I can't.
29:21I can't.
29:23I'm dead.
29:28Come on, girls.
29:29This looks so fun.
29:31I literally can't wait.
29:32All righty, ladies.
29:33Hello, hello.
29:34We'll get you all comfortable, adjusted, and ready to roll.
29:36How many miles would you say?
29:38Three miles.
29:39Three and three.
29:39So it's six all together.
29:41Like, actually pedaling a real bike?
29:43Yup.
29:43We can handle this.
29:44We got this.
29:45Okay, so you're with Kelsey and Alicia.
29:47Dolores is with Ashley, and I'm with Liz.
29:50Oh, can we get a...
29:51Are we getting a drink?
29:52Please, I need a drink.
29:53I brought my tequilita.
29:55Are you kidding?
29:56You want some?
29:57I can't take you.
29:58Come on, we got this.
29:59We're bouche.
30:00I'm dead.
30:01I wonder how fast these things go.
30:03Want to attempt it?
30:04Yeah.
30:08Wow!
30:10Ooh-la-la, how you doing back there?
30:15Two seconds.
30:16Pour this out.
30:18Here you go, my darling.
30:21You're welcome.
30:23Holy threw up.
30:24What happened?
30:25Rubbing alcohol.
30:27Woo!
30:29This is fun.
30:30I've never done this railroad thing.
30:32I don't do spin classes.
30:34I really don't ride a bike.
30:35But I like to still do Jane's Fonda at least once a week.
30:38I love Jane's Fonda.
30:40I love her so much.
30:41Her workouts on YouTube, I love them so much.
30:44I wonder what they're doing back there.
30:46Hi!
30:48Are you guys having fun?
30:50Hitting it off?
30:51Yes!
30:54So how do you feel about Ashley?
30:57You're so direct.
30:59I know.
30:59I can't even help it.
31:00From what I know of her, my very first experience for the July wasn't a great one.
31:06Oh.
31:06Like, didn't even look at me.
31:07We met recently.
31:08We met recently.
31:08Very recently.
31:10Nice to see you.
31:11Come on.
31:12Stop.
31:13This is for you.
31:14Oh, of course.
31:15Honestly, Liz, you can be really scary.
31:17I don't think you realize how scary you are.
31:18You're so successful.
31:20You're beautiful.
31:21You have all these nice things.
31:22But those aren't scary things.
31:24But all of them together is scary.
31:25Maybe I do come across as scary, but I know where my heart resides.
31:31I would give you the shirt off my back.
31:34But I do find often that when I come around the corner, people do jump.
31:39So maybe I am a little scary.
31:43Hi.
31:44Happy do.
31:45Very good.
31:46That was very fun.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:48I do have a buzz, though.
31:49Look at this.
31:52Oh, my God.
31:52A secret little cove in Rhode Island.
31:55Rosie Woods, you outdid yourself.
31:58Champagne.
31:59Yes.
32:00Champagne, champagne.
32:01This is what I'm saying, honey.
32:03You like it?
32:04I feel like it was moving.
32:05I wasn't even peddling.
32:06I think it was Rula in the back.
32:07All the work.
32:09What's going on over there?
32:11So I was with Liz, obviously.
32:12Yeah.
32:13You came up.
32:13Oh, God.
32:14I know.
32:15She was just basically like, I felt like the first time I met Ashley, she completely ignored
32:20me and didn't like me.
32:22And she thinks you don't pay attention to her and that you're not trying to, like, be friends
32:25with her.
32:25They're having, like, some side convos.
32:28All I heard is like, like, like, like.
32:29I don't know.
32:30I told her.
32:30I was like, you're very scary.
32:32You didn't tell her that?
32:34My mom always said when she was younger that people mistook her shyness for bitchiness.
32:40And I think that's what's happening here.
32:43I'm just truly shy in front of some people.
32:46Let's work on it.
32:48Let me ask you a question.
32:49I want to, like, really help Pizza Mom.
32:51I'm growing it with Billy.
32:52I have all these ideas.
32:54I want to show him, like, I can do it.
32:56Like, I am not just a girl that's going to do your laundry all the day.
32:58What do you mean?
32:59No.
33:00You have a name behind you.
33:01You invented it.
33:02You designed it.
33:03None of it's in my name.
33:05FYI.
33:05You have to demand it.
33:07It's up to you.
33:08Demand it.
33:09Like, have you ever had a conversation about it?
33:11If I'm Bill right now, I'm going to stand up.
33:15Let's role play.
33:16Okay.
33:16I love doing this stuff.
33:18I'm Bill.
33:19All right.
33:19What are you going to say to Bill?
33:20I can't have sex with you all the time because it's not, it's not.
33:24I'd rather go to bed and watch Love Island.
33:26It's not.
33:27I'd rather go to bed.
33:29So, Cece.
33:30Yes.
33:32Alicia, I'm not putting you on the house.
33:34And then I say, please, Billy, like, I have all these ideas, like Pizza Mama.
33:38Without asking for a dollar back and knowing that I'm getting zero for like 11 years and
33:43I've given you my whole life.
33:46But at the heart of it, you should put me on the house because you should want to take care
33:49of me because I'm the mother of your daughter and I love you.
33:51Isn't that enough?
33:53That's showing me that I'm worthless.
33:55Like, show me that I'm worth something.
33:57This is going to make me cry.
34:13See?
34:28That's wild.
34:28Wait.
34:30Tell them there's an intrinsic value of being a wife
34:33and a mother that you're not being compensated for.
34:35She doesn't even know what intrinsic means.
34:38Let me put it in layman's terms.
34:40So just because you're not actively earning an income
34:43right now, you're doing the laundry,
34:46you're doing the cooking, the cleaning, whatever,
34:47helping with all this stuff, you have a value.
34:50I love that Rula is financially independent.
34:52I envy that about her.
34:54I hate asking Billy for money.
34:55I feel almost embarrassed, intimidated
34:58with the whole financial thing.
35:01So wait, what were you guys talking about back there earlier?
35:04You two little things.
35:05I saw you over there.
35:07We were just having a little chat.
35:08What happened?
35:09Oh, nothing.
35:10We were talking about how, like, Rosie and I
35:12have been, like, very intimidated by her.
35:16I don't know why.
35:17Don't love me.
35:17Rosie has not been intimidated by her.
35:20I did tell you on the real, so I told you
35:22that sometimes you can be a little scary, which is true.
35:24Like, you know, very intimidating, but I'm not scared now.
35:28I mean, sometimes, but, like, most of the time not.
35:31If you're honest, listen, I have this dealy exterior,
35:37but deep down inside, I am super sensitive.
35:40Yeah.
35:40And I think that's why.
35:42I think maybe it could be partly a defense mechanism
35:46or partly just being tough.
35:49I don't really allow many people to get close, especially fast.
35:54I've experienced so much loss in my life that I either
36:01don't want to get close to people and then lose them,
36:04or don't want to get close to people and then be
36:07very disappointed by them.
36:09I sometimes tend to jump down people's throats
36:14and not on purpose.
36:15Do you think that's what happened on Saturday?
36:18On Saturday at my party?
36:19Yeah.
36:19No.
36:20It was heated.
36:21I was drunk.
36:22I am not proud of that.
36:24Not my finest moment.
36:26Circumstances happen, and you move on.
36:28Next.
36:29Alicia, you said she's always like that.
36:32With what?
36:32When she just gets mad.
36:36We do all have to walk on eggshells with her, me including.
36:39I even get scared of her, and I don't get scared
36:42of anybody at all.
36:44When she said that she's hoping to never react that way
36:47again, you should have said, it's probably not going to change.
36:50Rosie, I wouldn't do that.
36:52Why did you say it's not going to change?
36:54No.
36:55Why did you say that?
36:56I said to you what it is.
36:57Because I asked, like, has she always been like this?
36:59How is that?
37:00Don't turn that around.
37:01But then be cool.
37:02Rosie, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
37:04Let's just keep it real.
37:07Don't do that.
37:08All right, say it.
37:09I understand that she might be upset that I told the truth
37:14about what she said about Liz, but I kind of thought it was
37:17just like a fact that we were all acknowledging.
37:20I guess you really can't be honest or transparent
37:22because everybody's afraid.
37:24I said, this is who you are.
37:26This is Liz.
37:27They were like, wait, she just admitted you said it.
37:30I didn't admit to .
37:33Don't flip that .
37:34Don't do that to me.
37:36Don't put in my mouth, because guess what?
37:38You don't know me like that.
37:39Once you flip , I'll never see you the same again.
37:41and slow your roll.
37:42You're not hot.
37:43Oh, my God.
37:43Now I know who you really are.
37:45Don't with me.
37:47It's all right, babe.
37:48I know, but for you.
37:48It's not all right, because she twisted my words,
37:50and you're a troll.
37:52I don't like feeling betrayed.
37:53Like, what are you trying to do?
37:55Like, what are you trying to prove?
37:56I wasn't bashing Liz, and I don't like how Rosie twisted it.
38:00I don't like that behavior.
38:01I don't like snakes.
38:02I literally didn't do anything to you, Alicia.
38:05She me, and I'm not into that.
38:07I didn't you.
38:08You did.
38:08Now, welcome to Rhode Island, bitch.
38:10This is how we roll.
38:21I literally didn't do anything to you, Alicia.
38:24She me, and I'm not into that.
38:26I didn't you.
38:26You did.
38:28thirsty bitch.
38:29I'm so thirsty, it's scary, you whore.
38:32I'm done.
38:33What I'm saying, listen, I need to get out of here,
38:35because I'm going to end up killing her.
38:36No, no, no, calm down a second.
38:37Come here, I don't want to even talk to her.
38:39I'm going to kill her.
38:39Did I miss something?
38:40I honestly don't even know, like, how this happened now.
38:42I'm, like, so star-strung about it.
38:44I think she thinks that I was trying to start a problem with you.
38:47Come here, no, no, Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, Alicia.
38:50Oh, my God, I'm scared.
38:51She's so, I can handle what?
38:53I'm not worried, I would just say, you just tried to do something
38:55that you shouldn't have done.
38:56You just did the most grossest thing ever.
38:58Thank you for showing me your cards.
39:00Liz isn't upset about anything.
39:02It doesn't matter.
39:03How she twists and things is what's weirding me out,
39:06because people like that, they're just, like,
39:07our little trolls and snake eyes.
39:08Like, that's just not my style.
39:09Snake eyes.
39:11I feel really bad for Rosie.
39:13To me, this is a demonstration of, like,
39:16Alicia is going to defend Liz to the depths of her soul.
39:20She wants to prove that she would never talk about Liz
39:24behind her back because she respects her too much
39:27and their roots go too deep.
39:28It's nutso.
39:30I've never seen anything like this in my entire life.
39:34I would never have said it if I thought you would react this way,
39:36like, Jesus.
39:37And I didn't like the way you looked.
39:39The way that I looked?
39:40Your eyes look sneaky.
39:41You're just a sneaky little troll and I'm not into a snake.
39:43Maybe because I'm in this middle of smoke.
39:45And I don't like snakes.
39:46You're a snake.
39:48Alicia, come here.
39:49Come here.
39:49Listen.
39:50She lied and that freaks me out.
39:52I don't like that .
39:53What's happening to you is what happened to you.
39:55Do I have chocolate all on my mouth?
39:57No, I feel like I'm drooling.
39:58What's happening to you is what happened to me Saturday night.
40:01I had the same exact response worse.
40:04And I regretted it the next day.
40:06I won't regret it, though.
40:07I promise you.
40:08Your reaction, you might.
40:09Not with her, no.
40:10I was too loyal to her, too.
40:12I don't give a .
40:12That was so shocking for me to see.
40:15Shocking for me to experience, Jesus.
40:17Ashley's going to need a bath in holy water tonight.
40:20This is the first time that I've ever seen Alicia pop out.
40:23This is what she means when she says that her and Liz
40:27are cut from the same cloth.
40:28But I get why she's mad.
40:30All I was saying was they're going back now,
40:32so I'm so mad.
40:33The what? The what?
40:36Rosie, we'll exaggerate or, like, manipulate stories
40:39and the truth.
40:40Don't keep talking about nonsense.
40:42I tell Liz exactly how I feel.
40:45I never said that you did.
40:46You just acted weird.
40:46I'm literally just saying.
40:47I don't like what you did.
40:48But you disrespected me tonight.
40:50I'm not into it.
40:51I'm sorry I disrespected you.
40:51I didn't mean to.
40:52Well, then learn from that.
40:53Don't disrespect me.
40:53I think you misinterpreted it.
40:54No, I didn't.
40:55Can we go talk over here about it?
40:56Yeah.
40:56Like, rather have you tell me sorry.
40:58Come over here and talk to me.
40:59Why do you have to go over there to talk about it?
41:03Rosie, you just threw me for a loop.
41:05You don't understand.
41:05I had a whole conversation with Liz on the way up here.
41:08I said, a lot of the times I feel intimidated by you.
41:10I feel like people walk on eggshells with you.
41:12She knows that.
41:13Exactly.
41:13So I was like, why is it OK to call me out,
41:15but you're not going to call her out?
41:16Cheers.
41:17Where's my vote?
41:18Give me some of that.
41:19Is there any more?
41:20Can you just like understand that I'm not coming
41:22from a bad place?
41:23You say you're sorry.
41:25I am really sorry.
41:26I don't want us to not be friends.
41:28And I don't want it to be like you secretly
41:29hate me.
41:30I don't hate you.
41:30All right.
41:31We're good?
41:31I think we're good.
41:32But can you be good?
41:33Because I can get over , you can't though.
41:35We have to like work past this .
41:37I'm on it.
41:38You know, I am a sensitive gangsta sometimes.
41:40I have a temper.
41:41I forgive easily, or you do say sorry.
41:43If I had my peppermint oil, I probably
41:45would have been more calm.
41:46The smell calms me down.
41:49I'm like Mary Kath and Gallagher.
41:53No, I can't do that.
41:54That's terrible.
41:55I forgive you.
41:56I love you.
41:58Did she just hug her?
42:00This is record timing in flip-flop world.
42:02They're already hugging.
42:03She already hugged.
42:04Did she?
42:06This is why we call CeCe the flip-flop.
42:12Next time on The Real Housewives of Rhode Island.
42:15Cheers!
42:16Yeah!
42:18Rosie.
42:19I cut her hair once, but she didn't give any acknowledgment.
42:22You're trying to find reasons to have a problem with me.
42:23Because I didn't tag you on Instagram?
42:25This bitch, I can't.
42:27He's trying to go see the mistress right now.
42:30Ryan does not have his ring on.
42:31Are you serious, Brian?
42:33The mistress is close to the cat today.
42:35Now your business will be perpetual.
42:36It's not Instagram.
42:38I'm going to do this on camera, so come on, let's go.
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