00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
02:19you
02:21you
02:21you
02:35you
03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
03:23fuck off
03:24fuck off
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03:55fuck off
04:07Let's go.
04:27I try to laugh about it, hiding my tears in my eyes, cause boys don't cry, boys don't cry.
04:43Earlier this day, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano, and the initial reports of a possible 1
04:49,000 casualties.
04:50That was a distinct wavering of the graph of international support on Britain.
04:54Next.
04:57Me again.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagher.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here, and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:18Next.
05:19Donald Belder, in Brussels, past Mrs. Kessler.
05:21How far have they come above you have to jump these British men?
05:41No, it's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:48Bill.
05:50Hello, mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Not bad.
05:54Yeah, have you still got that mate?
05:56The, uh...
05:58What's it?
05:58The cash-in-hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:01You can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:07Who's punching these?
06:08I'll see you.
06:10All right, then, guys, let's get on with this.
06:13As soon as you finish.
06:14As soon as we're not up.
06:15All right, man.
06:15Twenty-eight babes, twenty-eight babes, twenty-eight babes, coming with my life.
06:46I might just have breakfast, if you'd like to play.
06:48Hi, mate.
06:49Hi, mate.
06:49Have a good guest.
06:56Michael's here.
06:57Where?
06:59Stay here.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:14How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17Now go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living.
07:27And looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't stop.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah?
07:35Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up!
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She knows all about my balls.
07:45That's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't stop, Michael.
07:49Fucking come on, Michael.
07:50Fucking come on.
07:51Fucking doing it.
07:53Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:56Look out.
07:58You fucking kids.
08:00You fucking do it.
08:02No, you fucking do it.
08:05You fuck and do it.
08:36I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:44our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:56Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our
09:05Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned, and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:24Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is
09:29within sight.
09:31Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher, or the public to stand ten feet further back at
09:54engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public, and I've learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Right.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
10:46How's that, Mr. Mr. Farrell?
10:48Farrell, what are you doing?
10:51What are you doing?
10:52Oh, say something.
10:53Farrell, far, can I say something.
10:55Thank you for the Easter to be here today.
10:59Leave me in.
11:00That's the representative, of course.
11:01Vice President of the Women's Institute.
11:03Do you still find time to be at gigs?
11:06Yes.
11:08Who is it?
11:10I'm going to go on.
11:11I'm going to go on.
11:12I'm going to go on.
11:15I'm going to go on.
11:15I was brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17We were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly,
11:51please speak to your Member of Parliament.
11:53Who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:55Oh, you know you're the fucking swat.
12:03Oh, you know you're the fucking swat.
12:25There's a patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37Now, come on.
12:39I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground
12:43and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds better.
12:52You, Mrs.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system.
13:25Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all
13:50on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:59The government has published the figures.
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:09Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power.
14:15Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist.
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:27No, you won't.
14:29No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted.
14:39Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey.
14:44What, Iraq?
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Could you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong.
14:57And so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancier her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:09If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully
15:14in the street, as is your right in a civilized democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:21The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:32Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:39Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43March!
15:44L-I-L!
15:46L-I-L!
15:48L-I-L!
15:49L-I-L!
15:49L-I-L!
15:50L-I-L!
15:56L-I-L!
15:57L-I-L!
16:02here taking the royal salute the key moment in this the queen's annual birthday parade
16:15as members of the household division troop their color those watching at home as well as some
16:20lucky members of the public invited to attend come together as one nation in celebration of this
16:26joyous event application for single payment to cover home improvements yep give me a little
16:44more information okay my wife has left me all right i went to see social services to mediate because
16:53i want my kids to spend time with me all right but they've seen the flat and said it needs
17:00improving there's water damage i want to fix it you're not the primary tenant my wife's the primary
17:08tenant but she's left i just explained you'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before we
17:14could even consider paying for the damages have you tried talking to the council no they told me speak
17:21to you look if this doesn't get sorted i don't get to see my kids
17:28you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:30you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:30so
17:30you're gonna have to take that out of the council
17:32so
17:33so
17:33and yet we inherit it.
18:30So, let's go.
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