00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:12so
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02:36so
03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be of value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity
03:22for the good of others
03:23fuck off
03:24fuck off
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03:55fuck off
03:57Let's go.
04:27I try to laugh about it, hiding my tears in my eyes, cause boys don't cry, boys don't cry.
04:43Earlier this day, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano, and the initial reports of a possible 1
04:49,000 casualties,
04:50that was a distinct wavering of the graph of international support on Britain.
04:54Next.
04:57Me again.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagher.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here, and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:18Next.
05:18Donald Beltran, Brussels, Arsenal.
05:22How far have you been going by the country?
05:23The Trumps, the British men?
05:27Yeah.
05:28You got my fault?
05:29No, I did.
05:31No, I did.
05:32No, I did.
05:33No, I did.
05:33No, I did.
05:33No, I did.
05:33No, I did.
05:34No, I did.
05:35No, I did.
05:36No, I did.
05:37No, I did.
05:39No, I did.
05:40No, I did.
05:42It's okay.
05:43Catch you later.
05:48Bill!
05:49Hello, mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Not bad.
05:54Yeah, have you still got that mate, the, er, what's it, the cash in hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah, yeah, you can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:07Who's brushing these?
06:08All right then, let's get on with this.
06:12As soon as you finish, as soon as we're in the pub.
06:15All right?
06:16Twenty-eight babes.
06:17Twenty-eight babes.
06:19Twenty-eight babes.
06:21Twenty-eight babes.
06:23Come over my life.
06:42Five babes.
06:45Come on.
06:46Just breakfast.
06:47Hi, welcome.
06:49Have a different day.
06:50What's this?
06:54What's this?
06:55Mark will see you.
06:57Wow.
06:59It's staying up.
07:01Yeah.
07:07what are you doing i told you never to come here i need to talk to you about the flat
07:11not tonight michael how are the kids they're fine now go
07:23who's that twat don't be rude who is it someone who works for a living
07:26and looks after your kids now go he's a fucking twat you're a fucking twat
07:31do you want some maybe i do yeah maybe you're not worth it well maybe you haven't got any balls
07:40i've got balls let me tell you something else she she knows all about my balls
07:45but that's enough out of you all right
07:47don't stop michael fucking come on
07:49fucking do it
07:52fucking doing it
07:54fucking doing it
07:55fucking do it
07:57i'm looking at you
07:59fucking kids
08:00you fucking do it
08:02you fucking do it
08:05all right
08:06you
08:15you
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08:18I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week,
08:43our forces have now escalated operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:56None.
08:57Enemy forces attempted to mount a counterattack,
08:59but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down by our Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned,
09:12and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:25Everyone was against us going to the Falklands,
09:26but she believed we could pull it off,
09:28and now victory is within sight.
09:31Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher,
09:52or the public to stand ten feet further back at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public,
09:59and have learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:0525 years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent, accessible,
10:10to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Nice. Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm. But no questions. No actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right. Let's get this over with.
10:46How's that Mr. Mr. Farrell?
10:48Hello, hello.
10:49Hello, hello.
10:50Hello. What do you do?
10:52Oh, say something.
10:53Whatever.
10:53Thank you for the issue to be here today.
10:59Leave me in the...
11:00I present, of course.
11:01I'm vice-president.
11:02If you're only substituted, sir.
11:04Do you still find time to be kings?
11:06Yes.
11:14I always brought up by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17We were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness was next to godliness.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name?
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James Bond.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twacked.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly,
11:51please speak to your Member of Parliament.
11:52Who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh.
11:57Ugh.
12:00You know you're the fucking swat.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy
12:09works its way through them,
12:11one of the consequences appears to be very high unemployment.
12:14Unemployment which is rising.
12:15Now, can I put it this way?
12:19It's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37Now, come on.
12:39Now, just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground
12:43and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now, get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds bother you, Mrs. Hanger.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan, I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:22Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all
13:50on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:58The government has published the figures.
14:01Why would you spend over three billion pounds
14:05on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:09Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act
14:13by a foreign power.
14:15Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist.
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects
14:22living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Could you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party
14:56to which I belong.
14:57And so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:03I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest,
15:12I suggest you do so via the ballot box
15:13or peacefully in the street,
15:14as is your right in a civilised democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her,
15:19who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her
15:25in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:38Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43Fight!
15:44A-I-A-I-A!
15:47A-I-A-I-A-I-A!
16:01Her Majesty the Queen here taking the Royal salute,
16:04the key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the household division troop their colour,
16:18those watching at home, as well as some lucky members of the public invited to attend,
16:22come together as one nation in celebration of this joyous event.
16:28I don't need to tell you that I am the minister of this government,
16:32I'm not just for the minister.
16:34Number 72, the growth in industry and price will create work for those who...
16:39Application for single payment to cover home improvements.
16:42Yep.
16:43Can you give me a little more information?
16:46OK, my wife has left me.
16:49All right.
16:50I went to see social services to mediate because I want my kids to spend time with me.
16:55All right.
16:57But they've seen the flat and said it needs improving.
17:01There's water damage.
17:02I want to fix it.
17:04You're not the primary tenant.
17:07My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left.
17:09I just explained.
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant at that address before we could even consider paying for the damages.
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No, they told me to speak to you.
17:22Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids.
17:28You're going to have to take that out of the council.
17:30No, no, thanks.
18:06I don't know.
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34:42Who are you?
35:12My name is Michael.
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46:17I say they have it.
46:48within them.
47:19I really must go.
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