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The Boys S05E04 (2026)
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00:06Homelander?
00:08Blake!
00:10Cracker.
00:12What's that smell?
00:14Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:17It's generally secret.
00:19No.
00:20That's my father.
00:22That's soldier boy.
00:24I can smell him all over here.
00:26Right.
00:27Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:31Prepping?
00:32Mm-hmm.
00:36I need you for something.
00:38You do?
00:41I have received the most wonderful message.
00:46I was visited by an angel.
00:52And she foretold my destiny.
00:56Oh, well, praise be.
00:58And what is it?
01:01God.
01:03Sir, that is wonderful.
01:05There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
01:07No, no.
01:08Not serving the Lord.
01:11Being the Lord.
01:15I'm the Messiah.
01:18I'm the Savior of the world.
01:21The Messiah?
01:24Yes.
01:28Congrats.
01:30Yes.
01:34I always knew I was special.
01:37I knew it.
01:38I suffered.
01:39I suffered so many hardships.
01:41I couldn't understand why.
01:45But you.
01:47You.
01:48You always saw it.
01:51Didn't you?
01:51You knew all along I was special.
01:55That is why I have chosen you.
01:58To spread the word.
01:59Of my coming.
02:03How?
02:04Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
02:08And Jesus would kill for our marketing.
02:11Hmm.
02:13What do you say?
02:17Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
02:32Oh, there he is.
02:34Back from the dead.
02:36Oh, easy does it.
02:38Easy.
02:41Yeah.
02:51This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
02:53I never saw it.
02:55What?
02:55Bollocks.
02:55I showed it to you.
02:56No, you saw me Star Wars.
02:58And Mom never let me watch it again.
02:59They're with that guy from regarding Henry, right?
03:02Yeah.
03:04Anyway.
03:05Here's this bit, see.
03:07Young Luke.
03:08Ops in a spaceship.
03:10Fucks off to a barney with his old man Darth Vader.
03:12Cops.
03:12Wait, Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
03:16Yeah.
03:18It's a bit of a spoiler.
03:19But anyway, listen.
03:20The point is, you should have waited until we got the virus sorted.
03:23This is a war.
03:25And you're the best weapon we got.
03:27But you ain't no use to anyone if you go put yourself into a body bag before we put home
03:32lander in one.
03:34At least I was brave enough to try.
03:35Well, it's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
03:41You don't give a shit about me.
03:43Maybe you never did.
03:48Yeah.
03:49I'll face your civil war.
03:58Fucking teenagers.
04:19Welcome back, motherfucker.
04:45Oh, check you out.
04:47Thank you, thank you.
04:48All right.
04:49You twats are all done with fashion week.
04:51Let's get to work, yeah?
04:52Frenchy, how long till we got a dose big enough?
04:54There was so little virus left.
04:56It means time to multiply.
04:58You know what they say, huh?
04:59Cook low and slow.
05:01How fucking long?
05:02Weeks at least, son.
05:03Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
05:05That place got shut down 80 years ago.
05:07If there's any V1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
05:10And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast that spilled those Boy Scouts
05:14in like a Cadbury a la crema.
05:16Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
05:19Odds are they're 10 steps ahead.
05:20If we get the V1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
05:24Maybe give a shit.
05:26If Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
05:28Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
05:30So who wants to go to Clearfield?
05:36Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
05:37He's gone.
05:38He legged it.
05:39Wonder whose fault that is.
05:41Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
05:44Unless you didn't tell us where Starlight is.
05:52Right.
05:53Let's get cracking.
06:07Annie.
06:09Dad.
06:16Hey, listen.
06:17I used to talk to you.
06:18All yours.
06:20Okay, can you please stop chewing up?
06:29How did you find me?
06:31I've been looking for months.
06:32You are really good at hiding.
06:34It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
06:38What should I say?
06:41Dad?
06:47Annie, this is your brother, Mason.
06:52It's simple, Mr. President.
06:54You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
06:59You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
07:04Thank you, sir.
07:08Let me be clear.
07:09Nobody summons me.
07:11The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
07:14With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
07:16B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
07:18We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
07:23It's in my writer.
07:24From 1984.
07:25I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
07:27You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
07:29When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
07:33Fort Harmony.
07:35Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart and we think there's a strong chance of finding V1
07:40at Fort Harmony.
07:43Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
07:48It's great news.
07:49If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
07:53You'll get to spend eternity together, father and son.
07:57Forever.
07:58Forever.
08:01When did he leave?
08:03Hasn't left yet.
08:05Maybe you could go with him.
08:07Show him where to look.
08:09After all, it knows that place better than you.
08:27It's weird.
08:28No birds or animals.
08:30It's like...
08:30Fucking hell.
08:30Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you?
08:32Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
08:44Oh, fuck that.
08:46Eh, not really my type, son.
08:48Hey, how about trying a little respect?
08:49You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
08:51You should take her out to dinner first.
08:55Ah, let's see here.
08:56Based on the decompt, these bodies have been here a while.
08:59Something ripped them apart.
09:01Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop these boots.
09:04Let's get a move on, then.
09:06Didn't come out here to get bumped by Bigfoot.
09:19Mmm.
09:20God damn, this is delicious.
09:22Huh.
09:23Why don't we so long to try this?
09:25What am I worried about?
09:26Probably the highest honor a fish can have given their lives to me.
09:30I bet they go to a little fish heaven with 47 virgin tuna.
09:33Yo!
09:33Bro, what the fuck, bro?
09:36I trusted you.
09:37Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
09:38You think going full method is easy?
09:40Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
09:42My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
09:45But I fucking committed.
09:46I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
09:49Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
09:52I thought we were friends.
09:53I hit your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are,
09:56how your powers are a joke,
09:57how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
10:00Nobody says that.
10:01Yes, they do.
10:02All the time.
10:03Well, let's not make a federal case out of this bro v. Wade.
10:05I knew you to win from Homelander.
10:07Edgar was it.
10:08It's a dog-e-dog world.
10:10Is that what you think the phrase is?
10:11Whatever.
10:12Just put your fucking mask back on.
10:15Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
10:17You better watch your fucking back.
10:18Oh, yeah?
10:18What are you going to do about it?
10:21Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
10:22He loves me right now.
10:23How long is that going to last?
10:25You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
10:44Oh, man, the view from back here was crazy.
10:47You love it.
10:50Hon.
10:51Hmm?
10:51You're Super Scream.
10:53We really got to get you a stronger ball gag.
10:55The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
11:01I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
11:06But I do love busting cussards all over your pathetic worm face.
11:13Oh, baby.
11:21Ooh.
11:30Oh, shoot.
11:31I gotta run.
11:32I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
11:34He's lying.
11:35The church is bankrupt.
11:36Wait, what?
11:37The church is bankrupt?
11:38What?
11:39Who?
11:39Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
11:43That two-faced bitch.
11:44How do you lose money on a megachurch?
11:45You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
11:48Attendance is down.
11:49Donations are drying up.
11:50And I'm sure the two golf streams don't help.
11:52How deep in the hole are you?
11:54Just, uh, 150 million.
11:58Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
11:59You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
12:03Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
12:07That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Faye.
12:09This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
12:11Chris Hayes is going to have a field day.
12:13Well, what are we going to do?
12:14We?
12:15You tell me.
12:16You're the fucking emissary of God.
12:18Ma'am, you have a visitor?
12:20I need y'alls help or something.
12:24Dang.
12:25Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
12:33Any son of Supercumper could already be inside.
12:39Well, let's find out.
12:43What's wrong?
12:45Annie.
12:47She'll come back.
12:49No.
12:50I almost died.
12:51But she needed all about her and she took off.
12:53I mean, last year I got bad touched by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
12:57about her.
12:57She could be such a fucking bitch.
13:04Ah, Jesus, sorry.
13:06I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
13:22Fucking hell.
13:24What the fuck happened here?
13:26Are we dead beast enjoying an amusement, perhaps?
13:31This place where it didn't hit no animals.
13:33I said that ten minutes ago.
13:56Hi.
13:57Kathy.
13:58I have always wanted...
14:00It's nice to finally meet you.
14:02So you knew about this?
14:04You know what's funny?
14:06I must have asked you like a hundred times to go to Voughtland.
14:09But you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous.
14:11He said that?
14:13I couldn't get him off that thing.
14:19How's your mom?
14:21She's okay.
14:21She's in hiding, but she's okay.
14:25You're a cop?
14:27Deputy.
14:28I thought you were working for, um, the telephone company.
14:32When's the last time you saw a pay phone?
14:35So, does that mean you're rounding up starlighters?
14:38You mean terrorists?
14:39Me, sir.
14:40Sorry.
14:41Am I being rude?
14:41We're all good with serving tea to the soup serial killer in our living room.
14:44That's enough.
14:47You know what?
14:49I'm sorry.
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51I've put you guys in danger just by being here.
14:53You're right.
14:54Keeping me a secret.
14:56I'll just go.
14:58Annie, wait.
15:01I'm making a stroganoff.
15:02Well, it's hamburger helper, but...
15:04Have dinner with us?
15:05Wash your clothes.
15:07Take a shower.
15:08No offense, but...
15:09You could use one.
15:12This is insane.
15:18Really?
15:19We're getting fucking Mendo for lunch again?
15:21Baja Green Goddess with Impossible Chorizo.
15:24Yeah, can somebody make a run to Home Depot and get me some organic peat moss soil?
15:27Three pounds.
15:28All right, y'all.
15:29Let's keep it going.
15:30Blue Sky Day.
15:31No bad ideas.
15:32Just gotta sell Homelander as our lord and savior's all.
15:36All right.
15:36It's first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV?
15:39He could part the Red Sea and send some refugees back where they came from.
15:42Oh, you couldn't do it live, though.
15:43We'd have to VFX the entire thing.
15:45Right, this is a yes and run.
15:46Oh, yes and.
15:47You're an idiot.
15:48Okay, uh, the bad version is he turns water into wine.
15:52Played a quick game of opposites here.
15:54What if it was something not fucking terrible?
15:57Like, what if Homelander flew into all the major holy sites in the world that the people
16:03meet their new god in person, huh?
16:05Ooh, selfies with god.
16:08Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the Temple Mount.
16:12That is your poster right there.
16:13Amen.
16:14Mm-hmm.
16:15This is amazing.
16:17And for the record, Homelander is 100% god.
16:21But won't some people say he's not?
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24A Homelander church would bring in Homelander box office.
16:27We prayed to God for help.
16:29He's answering.
16:30Looks like Firecrotch has a point.
16:33Excuse me?
16:33The other Firecrotch.
16:34Madam Vice President, because according to the snap poll here, only 22% of Americans
16:38would even accept Homelander as their one true god, making a real uphill battle to get
16:42him into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be.
16:45You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, but VOD Plus never releases any.
16:50Look, what we need to do is tell a story.
16:56Who here has read Joseph Campbell?
16:58Jesus Christ.
16:59What?
16:59No wonder the Lamplander-Lighted Justice finale got a D-minus on AV Club.
17:03Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes from the
17:08Avenging Squad prequel.
17:10You try and make a good finale out of that.
17:11The problem is, we are trying to sell a product that no one is asking for.
17:16Like New Coke.
17:17Right?
17:17Everybody already loves Jesus.
17:19They want to eat right out of his asshole.
17:23Figuratively speaking, of course.
17:25Jesus was a great man.
17:27Yeah.
17:27The things he preached, turning the other cheek, and taking in foreigners, caring for
17:34the poor, that shit don't sell no more.
17:40No, what we need is a church that preaches American.
17:45America is God's government, and we are his chosen people.
17:51Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit.
17:56With a real American hero as our savior.
18:04The Democratic Church of America.
18:13You heard the numbers.
18:15The public won't accept it if we come out and call Homelander God.
18:19I know what to call him.
18:24The Orson Welles wore a cape.
18:26Cover his fat ass.
18:29Well, we could still fly the rest of the way.
18:31I told you, you're not fucking carrying me.
18:33All right.
18:38Oh, my God.
18:41A couple of uggos.
18:45What changed your mind?
18:49Yesterday, you told me you wouldn't help me.
18:54Firecracker said you looked up to me.
18:56Guess you're not a complete idiot.
18:59I never said that.
19:01You want my help or not?
19:05The other day, when Clara Vaught's name came up, I got the impression you knew her.
19:11I fucked her once or twice, that's all.
19:16What?
19:16You did?
19:19Then, uh, I guess we're related in more ways than one.
19:26Where is she?
19:29Dead.
19:30Suicide.
19:31Poor shit.
19:32She never off or so.
19:34Yeah, well, she did.
19:37Did you see her body?
19:56Hey.
19:58Found something.
20:01Blueprints.
20:02Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground.
20:05There's a lab.
20:06If the V-1 is here, that's where it should be.
20:08Blueprints.
20:09Oh, fucking magic.
20:10If the V-1's here, it ought to be in the lab.
20:13I just said that.
20:14Are you ever going to fucking listen to me?
20:15As soon as you say something worth listening to, love.
20:18Why do you have to be such an asshole?
20:19A little funny twig now, have you?
20:21No, you remind me every day.
20:22Oh, real father of the year of getting Ryan to fight your battles for you.
20:26Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him.
20:29Okay, you know what?
20:30It's not just Ryan.
20:31Look at what you did to M.F.
20:32What the fuck did he do to me?
20:33He dragged you down into shit with him.
20:35And the worst part, you let him do it, you fucking pussy.
20:37Everyone see you play.
20:39Pussy, something is wrong here.
20:41This fucking nuns just called you a pussy.
20:42Go let him get away with that.
20:44Want me to put you in the fucking dirt?
20:45Yeah, fucking do it, him.
20:47Do it.
20:47Fucking do it.
20:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:49Hey, that's enough.
20:51None of you ever listen to me.
20:52Listen to you?
20:53You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else.
20:55I don't need you to translate for me anymore.
20:58I'm not your fucking pet.
20:59Nah, but he liked your pet when you were a dumb animal.
21:00Hey, stop.
21:02Can you not see there is something strange about this place?
21:06We need to focus.
21:08View one.
21:09Huh?
21:12Allons-y.
21:25Mason?
21:32Sorry about him, he's-
21:33It's okay.
21:34I used to be his age.
21:36I saw the sign out front.
21:38In this house, we believe in Homelander.
21:40The boss of the department made everybody put them up.
21:42In answer to a suit and live wire now.
21:45I don't round up starlighters, by the way.
21:48When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
21:50And the other deputies?
21:51They think that starlighters are coming for their kids.
21:54But that's a lie that Vought sells.
21:56I know that.
21:57Then why don't you say anything?
21:59The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night with his wife and kids.
22:04I'm not proud of it, Annie.
22:06But I have a family to protect.
22:11I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure before time runs out, but-
22:17Not what you expected.
22:19You could say that.
22:22After you left, I told myself that, you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
22:27But maybe you just didn't want me.
22:37Have a seat.
22:40Have a seat.
22:51Have a seat.
22:56Next.
23:11this movie was shit I did consider asking for my money back I didn't always approve of the
23:17choices you made but I was always proud of you maybe even more proud when you quit
23:28why did you leave
23:32the first time I saw your mother was on a church mission El Salvador we were young
23:39wanted to save the world we were so happy when you came along
23:47your mom was dead certain that giving you V was gonna give you a better life better than
23:53a payphone repairman could give you she asked me do you know how we can really
23:58change the world raise a superhero so you you got on board until she started
24:06telling you you were chosen by God and the thing is you believed it and then she
24:14believed it I couldn't keep lying to you so I left you never even reached out to do
24:23what shadow your dreams you keep lying to you I didn't take neither I needed you if I
24:35go back and change things I would I should have been there for you should have stood up for you
24:45I'm sorry I left Annie it runs in the family I guess what do you mean I flipped out the
24:54other day and I
24:54ditched someone I really love it's like he's um it's like he's my heart
25:00walking on the outside and if they got to him
25:03Annie the people we love are a weakness they're the reason that we fight
25:21is it alright if I talk to him of course just knock first I learned that lesson the hard way
25:48you know they've been here a minute don't they decades
25:58hunters look at their lives these men they kill each other what if there is a monster here
26:06but it's us what the fuck you want about Frenchie toxoplasmosis it's a parasite in cat shit it can
26:13infect humans makes them react with explosive anger you think we ate cat shit ate if the v1
26:20spilled into the groundwater it could mutate at the plants their spores fills us with rage we murder
26:26each other and voila we'll plant food for these vines okay so like the last of us no this is
26:36just a walking dead with mushrooms the dead campers the animals these hunters surely you all see how
26:43strangely you've been acting us I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole wait you have a point
26:50the copious amounts of drugs I've taken for decades it's surely altered my brain chemistry that's why I'm not
26:55affected guess being a junkie was good for something after all
26:59Romeo and Juliet you do survive this war I'll give this six months tops well fucking well
27:20let's fucking go where are you going you gotta talk those cuts get us killed you fucking idiots
27:30neither of you are thinking street get that fucking gun out of my face Frenchie but I ain't gonna do
27:35shit to me sonny no but I will homelander and soldier boy kill you then kill us then if there's
27:41any v1 here it's homelanders does that make your family safe is that the revenge you seek does that
27:50make things right for Becca fine we must hurry before we tear each other apart or the soups do
28:07so what's the fuck Frenchie it's deer urine hunters use it to attract brave but we will use it to
28:14hide our scent from homelander you spray that shit on me I don't rip your fucking head off I ain't
28:20counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses it's just science bro when you jizz masculine
28:28vitality leaves your body you gotta hold that shit in right noir right noir looks like you hit the
28:38wrong button there broseph what what I just want to talk wow your picture was never up there yeah good
28:58good I mean uh yeah no that's good I don't put traitors on my wall okay you know what they
29:05say
29:06about me none of it's true do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven or
29:10that you're
29:10a terrorist who trafficked children so that's like a hard no I'm getting into the back of my van
29:16hey look Mason you go to school at homelander academy and come home and you watch thousands of
29:24tiktoks every day how is the truth supposed to compete with that whatever you're like the fbi's
29:31most wanted okay well like it or not the fbi's most wanted is your sister so you can keep being
29:36an
29:36asshole about it or you know we can also talk about it is there a third option
29:45let me guess chocolate cream felt every thursday morning right dad used to take me before school
29:55that's one of the things I miss the most actually I think he was just taking me as his beard
30:03yeah I feel like he's giving me diabetes
30:26okay it's not here fuck this and fuck you and fuck me this is a goddamn waste of time
30:37butcher take a look maybe some motherfucker beat us to it not too long ago neither they
30:44punched 80 years of rust right off the safe now how many soups do we know that can punch this
30:50hard
30:51doesn't maybe more what is it heroin heroin of course he would fucking know that
31:03oh son punch like a bleeding sledgehammer a lot of takes for a fucking smack
31:10bombsite no one has seen bombsite for decades he's likely dead what if he's not asshole
31:17it'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here
31:20you mean bombsite from soldier boys first team wouldn't he have already been shot up with
31:23v1 what's he need more for
31:31hey ed everything all right yeah I'm sorry to bother you on your day off
31:35this is gonna sound crazy is starlight in there sorry what I got a call from mason
31:42but it's a joke right tell me it's a joke
31:52she's my daughter your daughter jesus christ can you ever fucking lie
31:57i've known you 20 years and you know i should have told you she's a serial killer
32:01she's not i promise you i'm begging you get back in cruiser and let this go are you crazy
32:09i am not dying in a prison camp over this i gotta take her in you need to step aside
32:15right now
32:16please ed just take a breath
32:20hands up right now
32:21i don't think so walk away
32:25ed put that i said now
32:27walk away
32:28no you're under arrest ed relax
32:30everybody please just
32:32i'm warning you
32:32i said walk away
32:33with the both of you fucking stop
32:41i'm sorry i just
32:42ed we sit next to each other in church every sunday
32:45after pam died
32:46you ate dinner here for how many months
32:48yeah and you lied to my face the whole time
32:50i know you're scared i'm scared too but what bots been making us do
32:53pulling people out of their homes
32:55our neighbors
32:56and sending them to
32:58god knows where
33:00you know it's wrong
33:04and it's my daughter and i love her i should have stood up for her a long time ago
33:09she's not what they say she is
33:11she's a good person ed and if good people stop trying to do the right thing then what the hell
33:15chance do we have
33:22she better be gone in an hour or i swear to god i'm coming back with live wire i'm hauling
33:27you both in
33:29thanks
33:29thank you
33:41smells like deer piss
33:43the last time i was here i was fresh off the front lines
33:46still picking nutsy brains out of my hair
33:48and only the best of the best got selected for dr voss trials
33:52not soft little hog chompers
33:55oh of course
33:56no i forgot how tough you were
33:57hey i'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck
34:00i mean your cock's as useless as your cable
34:02what's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet
34:05oh oh my dick was sopping wet when i pulled it out of stormfront and wiped that on her fucking
34:09chin
34:18good luck more of those friends of yours
34:28oh shit
34:30they're right above us
34:31i'll just get the fuck out of here
34:33come on
34:33hey what about the v1
34:35your bombsite has a v1 then it saves us from having to torch it
34:38what are you talking about
34:40who's us
34:44what
34:45you think the world needs more immortal cunts do ya
34:48we need it
34:49to save annie
34:50and kimiko
34:51you've been planning this
34:52this whole time haven't you
34:53shhh
34:53homelander will hear us
34:55and you
34:55you've just been going along with it again
34:57we can't take the risk huey
34:59and if she has to be collateral damage so that homelander dies and my daughter lives
35:03we ain't got no fucking choice
35:04it's easy for you to say it won't fucking kill you
35:06well at least he knows when to keep this gob shop and do as his fucking toe
35:10excuse me
35:11no no no we don't have time for this we need to find a way out
35:13no no no secret butcher
35:14i cheered when i found out that you were dying
35:17cause at least we finally be done with your miserable ass
35:19no i used to say to these guys don't give up on butcher
35:21there's good in him
35:23fighting to get out
35:24i was wrong
35:24there was anything human in there
35:26it's dead
35:27underneath that chest full of octococks
35:29you are just a fucking monster
35:31maybe i like it better
35:33i guess it's not just in you
35:34it is you
35:35you're the cancer
35:35lower your voices
35:37you are just as bad as homelander
35:39maybe worse
35:40and i'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you
35:41and what you gonna do about it
35:43i'll fucking kill you
35:49please
35:50please
35:50calm down
35:59give me a go
36:06come on m m
36:06i mean if butcher will let you
36:14please stop
36:15everybody please stop
36:34oi
36:35where'd you think you're going
36:39okay
36:44don't
36:46tough guy my ass
36:49what?
36:50you
36:50your whole bit
36:51this whole guts and glory thing
36:53what a fucking joke
36:55i read your classified file
36:57your brother won a silver star for bravery at Anzio
37:00and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Bot's trials
37:05because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory making you look all the more feeble
37:14in comparison
37:15you don't know shit about me
37:19really?
37:20i know that when they tried to inject you with the V you were so fucking petrified that they had
37:25to strap you to the table
37:26and you pissed yourself crying for your mommy like the whiny spoiled little rich boy that you are
37:36they gave you the world and you, you deserve nothing
37:42oh
37:42oh christ what's this shit hole now
37:47what are you doing?
37:53oh well done
37:54i'll be out of here in 30 seconds
37:56yes
37:56maybe
37:57maybe
37:57maybe not
38:00it's enriched uranium
38:01they stick us soups in there to see if we can survive an atomic bomb
38:05now for normal joe they'd be dead in minutes
38:07but for you
38:07it's a stomach flu
38:09good luck though
38:11getting out of a soup proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass
38:24where are you going?
38:25i'm gonna go destroy any B1 that i find you triple crown cock jockey
38:30why?
38:30you'll get it do you?
38:32how much i can't fucking stand you
38:44why?
39:10ooh
39:10oh
39:20Come on, son. Come and have a go.
39:41Oh, if only the world could see you now.
39:47Not so fucking super, are you?
39:49You were. You got a beer.
39:57Did your dad put you in time out?
40:00That's got a sting.
40:02Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
40:07What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue?
40:11Well, wonders ever cease.
40:14Tell me something.
40:19If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
40:24Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
40:27Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats,
40:30gargling your bullocks, and singing the Hosanna, you still wouldn't be happy.
40:36Cause deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
40:43How you beat the shit out of your own son.
40:48Don't get wicked on that.
40:58Brian is alive.
41:01Because he's strong.
41:03Cause he's my son.
41:05The son of God.
41:06You ain't no god.
41:09How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you shit your fuckin' spider?
41:18You don't have it, do you?
41:23The virus.
41:30Don't I?
41:31No.
41:33You don't.
41:35You would've used it by now.
41:42You have no way to stop me, do you?
41:45Oh, William.
41:46You have no idea what you're up against.
41:50You can't intervene.
41:53I will get to be one.
41:55And when I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
41:59And you, Starlight.
42:01All the non-believers.
42:04You're all gonna fuckin' drown.
42:06In your own blood.
42:09I promise you.
42:10Before I die.
42:15I'll fuckin' have you.
42:17You're all fuckin' paste.
42:20I can take what's mine.
42:22And that makes this whole fuckin' shit-ball my birthright!
42:28My destiny!
42:46I'm all gonna find out.
42:47What's up?
42:49What's up?
42:51The guy!
42:52He's the only one!!
42:53The guy!
42:54The guy, I see.
42:55The dude!
42:59Fucker!
43:02Shit!
43:25No!
43:55Goddamn it!
44:08Fuck!
44:17Oh fuck...
44:39My god...
44:47Quinn...
44:47You know this man?
44:52You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
44:56Figures this would be you.
44:58You ugly piece of shit.
45:00Oh, you hated me.
45:02Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
45:05Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
45:10You still fucking hate me, don't you?
45:11This creature is nothing but hate.
45:14It makes us hate.
45:16He's the cause of all of this.
45:18Listen to me.
45:20You are the only one who can end it.
45:23Put us up to his misery.
45:24Put him out of his misery.
45:25No, no.
45:26God, no.
45:27No, I like him like this.
45:30Ah, fuck you, bitch!
45:33Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
45:36Fuck you.
45:37Fuck you!
45:38Cause I still got it!
45:39I got all of it!
45:41I fucking won!
45:46If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
45:56I know why Queen hates you.
45:59Was that right?
45:59Because he sees you for what you really are.
46:03He was a real soldier.
46:04You were just a boy playing dress up.
46:06But you got to be that hero?
46:08What he got to be this?
46:10Now where's the justice in that?
46:12He should be you up there.
46:14Should've.
46:14Should be your pain.
46:17You are nothing but a coward.
46:20You should shut your fucking mouth!
46:40Huey?
46:41I'm sorry.
46:47Yeah.
46:50Me too.
47:11Gib steal!
47:12No!
47:13Ugh!
47:23Uff!
47:24You're all.
47:25I'm sorry for you.
47:26I'm so sorry for you.
47:28I'm sorry for you.
47:28I'm so sorry for you.
47:29How's the change?
47:35I'm so sorry for you.
47:37No, I'm sorry for you.
47:40I'm so sorry.
48:16Well, that was the best, sure enough, I've ever had.
48:20It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
48:26You have something you want to say?
48:28Sorry.
48:31You want us to try that again?
48:34I'm sorry.
48:35Good, but you're grounded till you're 20.
48:37More like 30.
48:39I hope.
48:40We'll see each other again.
48:43Me too.
48:52Annie, don't make the same mistake I do.
48:55Don't give up on the people you love, alright?
48:59We'll see each other again.
49:03I hope.
49:10What?
49:11No, mam.
49:12Okay.
49:12You know what?
49:13I'm sorry.
49:18Huh?
49:23I'm sorry.
49:25Go ahead.
49:28Oh, my God.
50:07Oh, my God.
50:26Do it already.
51:01We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
51:04You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done.
51:10Never let me do it again.
51:12Never.
51:16I'm sorry I called you a feckless, junky man-whore.
51:20I don't remember you calling me that.
51:23I didn't?
51:24I thought I did.
51:26You're not wrong.
51:28I was.
51:30Once.
51:31But I'm clean now.
51:33And I can be whatever you need.
51:41I don't want to change you.
51:45It's that I'm trying to change myself.
51:52The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
52:00The thing is, you love chaos.
52:04You thrive in it, which is fine, but I can't go back to that.
52:14So where does that leave us?
52:43You thrive in it, which is fine.
52:46I should have been here.
52:47Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good at a mess.
53:05Listen, mate.
53:06That shot I said.
53:08Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean that I...
53:11Because I sure was home in every fucking word I said.
53:13So we got a problem.
53:21We cool, man.
53:22We cool.
53:30What are you doing?
53:32Just thinking.
53:34Well, the shit show is on.
53:36From sea to shining sea.
53:45Be America.
53:50Yes.
53:51Yes.
53:56Brothers and sisters.
54:00Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
54:06Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's Embrace.
54:11Can I get an amen?
54:12Amen.
54:13I mean, I love all this love.
54:16But don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
54:19I did.
54:20Now I believe in Homelander.
54:22She's lying.
54:23No shit.
54:24Excuse me?
54:25No.
54:25No.
54:26No.
54:27No.
54:27No.
54:35No.
54:36Brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
54:41We will be patriots of faith.
54:45We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
54:49Today, starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
55:01And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, he is not just a man.
55:09He's not just a superman.
55:16He is the prophet of the Lord.
55:23He is the prophet of America.
55:27He is the prophet of America.
55:52And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, he is the prophet of America.
55:59He is the prophet of America.
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