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00:30Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:43I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
03:14What's the case?
03:15I don't need it.
03:17Good boy. Good boy, Thunder. Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risley. You're the madest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior. When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall. He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
04:48Hello.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How'd you get it so even?
06:03Just...
06:04Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Makar sprang out last.
06:30Damon was the bastard, so they kicked his bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie kill a rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:43Black guy's not a true born.
06:45He came from the wrong country, was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning.
06:54Host of dawnish spearmen.
06:57It's time.
06:59Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge comes to knights of high birth and renown.
07:23Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir, no.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no, no, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just the eggs.
07:53No, no, no.
07:56Goose eggs.
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:30Come on, let's go.
09:14Come on!
09:30Come on!
09:35Do you want some hard salt beef?
09:41Oh, I make it.
09:42I can't eat hard salt beef.
09:44I just eat lovely food and grapes and all the bleh bleh bleh.
09:49I can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:50Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you nubble.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:07You're in a place like this.
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28The second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Haven't you not, sir?
10:38I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of his own farmer's wagon?
10:49I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:16After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
11:48If I win...
11:49Mr Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please!
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I, er...
12:06Only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe...
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