00:00You
00:16Stop we will live among you
00:21Wear your clothes
00:24Walk your streets
00:27We will disappear within your society
00:32Your people will never know we are here
00:38But they will save us nonetheless as we use them to birth our salvation
00:49I accept your terms in a way you've become our savior
00:54What have I done?
00:56You have saved the lives of every living thing on this planet
01:05You have got to be fucking kidding me another agreement on interplanetary munitions labeling what?
01:12Maybe thetus let thrag kill him on purpose great alan
01:16One i'm definitely not great and two it is not that crazy an idea have you seen the amount of
01:21paperwork they expect me to do now?
01:23Oh, i'm sorry is running the coalition of planets too much for the mighty alan?
01:29Kinda yeah you sure you don't want the job
01:32I already have a job trade you you'd hate my job too
01:41What's this a message from beyond the grave?
01:45Thedas left it for you in case of his
01:48yeah
01:50Thanks
01:52You don't want to know what it says that would be improper and illegal it's encrypted for your eye only
02:00Besides i'll just sex it out of you later
02:05Sex it out of me later i'd like to see that i mean actually would very much like to see
02:10that
02:15Alan i am dead and if you are not you have taken my position as head of the coalition of
02:22planets
02:23It is well earned and i know you will live up to the responsibility i have cursed you with
02:33I believe with every fiber of my being that the universe will never be safe until all viltrumite life is
02:42ended
02:43i can only assume since i am gone we have not achieved that goal
02:50i have hidden a terrible weapon of last resort a perfected version of what almost extinguished their empire
03:01so long ago
03:03it is inexorable death for any and all viltrumites
03:08i only hesitated to use it because it may also strike down those with similar genetics
03:15marks people for instance
03:18Nolan knows of the weapons existence but he does not and cannot know this
03:25Alan for the good of all living beings
03:30use the scourge virus to finish what i started and let nothing stop you
03:36no matter the cost every last viltrumite must die
03:44so
03:44you
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