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00:04:51Think about St. Louis.
00:04:55Hi, Josie.
00:04:57Hi.
00:04:57Color up?
00:04:58Color up.
00:05:19How are you doing?
00:05:37You got fired again, didn't you?
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:39Didn't you?
00:05:41Who told you that?
00:05:43Hubie Marshall called me at work.
00:05:45He called you at work?
00:05:47That's it.
00:05:48That's it.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:48I'm going to have it.
00:05:49I'll speak.
00:05:50What did he say?
00:05:51He said he fired you.
00:05:55And you believed him?
00:05:56Damn straight, I do.
00:05:57I do, I'll do respect Dad, too.
00:05:59Mr. Gullible, sometimes.
00:06:03The truth of the matter is, Dad, I resigned.
00:06:06And I'll tell you something else, Dad.
00:06:07Shut up, Jimmy.
00:06:08When I took the job, I had no idea it was going to be a higher fire situation.
00:06:14Luther Bettenhauser's boy's doing much better.
00:06:16What's wrong with him?
00:06:17He fell off his grandfather's silo.
00:06:18He's got brain damage.
00:06:20He does not.
00:06:21He does, too.
00:06:23Hoover faces, his tongue's going to hang out the side of his mouth for the rest of his life.
00:06:26And when he dies and they bury him, it's a funeral.
00:06:29They're going to put a mask on him.
00:06:31Do I have to listen to this while I'm eating?
00:06:34Let's talk about something else.
00:06:41Josie McClellan moved to New York.
00:06:43She did not.
00:06:44I just saw her today.
00:06:46Well, I don't know how you could.
00:06:48I heard at the bank that she got tired of taking care of her father, and she told him to
00:06:52jump
00:06:52in a lake, and then she left for New York to get her an MBA in high fashion design at
00:06:56the University of New York City.
00:06:58I just saw her down at the gas station.
00:07:01In Living Color.
00:07:02We had a cup of java together.
00:07:05Well, I'm going to take Lou Selby's word over yours any day.
00:07:09Lou Selby.
00:07:10Lou Selby's a drunk.
00:07:13You know, for a guy who's just lost his umpteenth job, you sure are handy with the tongue sword.
00:07:17You got canned again?
00:07:19Well, he didn't get canned.
00:07:22You got fired.
00:07:25There's got to be some kind of record.
00:07:31Not only are you an obnoxious slug, but you're a freeloading obnoxious slug.
00:07:36Well, you should talk.
00:07:38What are you, in your mid-forties and still living at home?
00:07:41I'm 24, and I pay rent.
00:07:45So do I.
00:07:46You did pay rent.
00:07:48Dad?
00:07:49You mean you're cutting my rent?
00:07:51Hell no!
00:07:53Not paying rent because you don't have a job and you don't have any money.
00:07:57You're out of school and you live in this house?
00:07:59You pay rent.
00:08:05I want to stay home.
00:08:09I want to stay home right here.
00:08:14I want to stay home today.
00:08:19I want to stay.
00:08:20Jim!
00:08:21Jim!
00:08:22Wake up!
00:08:24Hey!
00:08:25Jim!
00:08:26Jim!
00:08:34You know, getting this job, restoring your faith and pride in me, is a number one priority
00:08:41right now, Dad.
00:08:43Priority ought to be making something of yourself.
00:08:45That's right up there.
00:08:47When I was your age, I couldn't wait to get out of my folks' house.
00:08:53I love living at home.
00:09:05I don't think this is such a great place for me to work, Dad.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Say I don't get this job, hypothetically.
00:09:17Are you going to be upset?
00:09:18You don't get this job, you're on a bus to St. Louis.
00:09:22St. Louis?
00:09:22Well, Jeff's offered to put you to work in his garden shop.
00:09:26I don't know anything about gardening.
00:09:28You will learn.
00:09:31I'm getting a distinct feeling that you want me out of your life.
00:09:34I don't want you out of my life.
00:09:36I want you out of my house.
00:09:39Ah.
00:09:40Ow!
00:09:41Okay, okay, okay.
00:09:58Are you sure I can't offer you a coffee and a bear claw?
00:10:02No, thanks.
00:10:03They're very good.
00:10:04They're fresh.
00:10:05No, I'm fine.
00:10:06You don't want one, and I don't need one.
00:10:09Right.
00:10:10I love the darn things, though, I tell you.
00:10:12You know, I've got a sweet tooth.
00:10:14I could eat those things by the dozen.
00:10:15By the looks of what I have.
00:10:18I tell you, I'm so excited that you're considering joining the Target team.
00:10:24We all are.
00:10:26I appreciate that.
00:10:28Good.
00:10:29Then let's cut right to the chase, shall we?
00:10:32We're prepared to offer you $42.5 a year with a full benefit package.
00:10:39That's dental, medical, profit-sharing, pension, expense account, car allowance, vacation, of course, and any and all relocating expenses.
00:10:51This is our first, best, and last offer.
00:10:54What do you think?
00:10:57Well, a CD.
00:10:59With all due respect, I came in here with the number 45 in my mind, and I...
00:11:29You've got me.
00:11:3245, it is.
00:11:35Welcome aboard.
00:11:38I'd like to buy you lunch.
00:11:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:40Your money's no good here.
00:11:41Lunch is mine, all right?
00:11:43I'm not going to argue with you.
00:11:44You better not.
00:11:44I'm bigger than you are.
00:11:47Hang on a second.
00:11:48Well, yeah, I told her to hold my calls.
00:11:49Get it.
00:11:50Yeah, Peg.
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:53No, it's okay.
00:11:55No, he's right here with me now.
00:11:57I beg.
00:11:58Yeah, we just closed the deal.
00:12:00Uh-huh.
00:12:01Oh, he's a slam dunk, too.
00:12:03Yeah, I got him for 45.
00:12:10No, he's right here.
00:12:14What do you mean he missed the plane?
00:12:19Then who the hell am I talking to?
00:12:24Oh, Lord.
00:12:28I'll, uh...
00:12:28I'll get back to you.
00:12:31Hey, I know a great little Italian place that has the best pasta primitones in the world.
00:12:36Excuse me, not a little place.
00:12:38Lovely wife you have.
00:12:39Dodge, James?
00:12:42Mm-hmm.
00:12:45James, I'm afraid we have a little misunderstanding here.
00:12:49You see, I thought you came in for the, uh, operations manager's job.
00:12:54I have you down here as, uh, night clean-up boy.
00:13:00Well, I'm a little overpaid for night clean-up boy when you say, C.D.
00:13:06The truth is, James, I can offer you, uh, $4.44 per hour.
00:13:14Uh, $4, $4, $4.44.
00:13:17$4.44.
00:13:19What about the benefits?
00:13:21Two 15-minute breaks and a half hour for lunch.
00:13:25And the title is, uh, night clean-up boy?
00:13:29Yes.
00:13:33I'll take it.
00:13:35Oh, and, uh, lose the curl.
00:13:39Welcome to the Target team.
00:13:42So the parrot says, of course I can talk.
00:13:45Can you fly?
00:13:50I don't want any damn Japanese automobile plant in this town.
00:13:57It means jobs.
00:14:00I don't need jobs.
00:14:02Your governor's trying to use my town as a political chip.
00:14:05Gentlemen, I resent that.
00:14:07Well, there could be some specific benefits for you personally.
00:14:15Josie!
00:14:19Yeah?
00:14:20Come here.
00:14:21I want you to meet these gentlemen from the governor's office.
00:14:25Come on in here, honey.
00:14:28Come on in here.
00:14:44Honey, I want you to meet, uh, Bill, uh...
00:14:46Uh, Bob.
00:14:47Uh, Bob Bozenbeck.
00:14:53Bob.
00:14:56Bob.
00:15:10Dave.
00:15:15I'm pleasure, Dave.
00:15:17Right.
00:15:19Dave Hockner.
00:15:22I don't want to interrupt your meeting.
00:15:25Very nice to meet both of you.
00:15:27Bye.
00:15:29Bye.
00:15:36Josie?
00:15:39Josie!
00:15:48You pull another stunt like you did today,
00:15:51I'll beat the living daylights out of you.
00:16:13I'm sorry.
00:16:15You pull another stunt.
00:16:16I'm sorry, Dave.
00:16:20I'm sorry.
00:16:20I don't know if anyone else was done.
00:16:23I need to be in the first place,
00:16:23I'll beat you just like you.
00:16:23I don't want to interrupt your meeting,
00:16:23Out of the car!
00:16:46Right on top it.
00:16:50Everything's going as planned.
00:16:53You ordered a limousine?
00:16:56Of course.
00:16:59My first day of work,
00:17:00I was going to look if my dad drives me.
00:17:03I'll treat myself for getting the job.
00:17:05It's only 50 bucks.
00:17:10Right on time, Henry.
00:17:11Yes, sir.
00:17:13Henry, this side.
00:17:15Very well said.
00:17:16Now!
00:17:28Hey, Jim, where are you going?
00:17:31Hello, boys.
00:17:34Going to Paris on an F-14.
00:17:36Got a little peace meeting with the Vice President of Bulgaria.
00:17:40Business, you know?
00:17:41Then I'm going to Venice for a big spaghetti dinner with the Princess of Austria.
00:17:45Beautiful lady.
00:17:46Really big bones.
00:17:48Remember to brush your teeth, Bellman!
00:17:50You too, Sydney!
00:17:53I'm the host!
00:17:55Jim is so cool.
00:18:01Now listen to the beat, a beat like a song song.
00:18:03I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:06Listen to the beat, beat of the song.
00:18:08I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:10You listen to the beat, beat of the song.
00:18:26You're buzzing in my head!
00:18:39You're buzzing in my head!
00:18:40A beat of a song song Buzzing in my head my head like a donkey
00:18:44A beat of a song song Buzzing in my head my head like a bonsょng
00:18:48We're standing alive with a kick on five, through the kick on chaque
00:18:52On the gabonete boogie, it's on whatever way
00:18:55Playing like a shack and I know there is a kind of tea
00:18:57A beat, beat beat of a song song Buzzing in my head my head like a bons Boum
00:19:01But listen to the beat beat beat of a song song
00:19:04Buzzing in my head head head like a bons batteries
00:19:06To the boogie like one big flop
00:19:08Don't know about the soul, one habit clock
00:19:10I sing my song and I'm a rocker
00:19:13Burning up with a blue-ass screamer
00:19:15To the beat, beat up a song song
00:19:17I punch it in my head, head like a thong thong
00:19:19Now we standin' alive with a king of five
00:19:22King of five on a Japanese boogie
00:19:24Bobby, you've got a loose towel here
00:19:29First thing in the morning, I want you to take some epoxy cement and take care of this
00:19:31I don't need a lawsuit, okay?
00:19:34I've got enough to worry about
00:19:38Who is he?
00:19:39Attention shoppers, the store will be closing in five minutes
00:19:43Please bring all your purchases to the front, thank you
00:19:47Listen to the beat, beat up a song
00:19:50I punch it in my head, my head like a thong thong
00:19:53To the boogie like one big flop
00:19:55Don't know about the soul, one habit clock
00:19:57I sing my song and I'm a rocker
00:19:59Burning up with a blue-ass screamer
00:20:05Listen to the beat, beat up a song
00:20:25Are you a slacker?
00:20:28Uh, no, Presbyterian
00:20:31What did you say?
00:20:32What did you say?
00:20:33Now I'm asking you a simple question
00:20:35Are you lazy?
00:20:36No, sir
00:20:37Because the last guy that wore that uniform was a lazy slacker
00:20:40And I fired his no good butt
00:20:43Uh, about the uniform
00:20:46Will I be getting my own?
00:20:48You work out, which I doubt
00:20:50You can have yourself a new name patch
00:20:57Would I be able to have it laundered?
00:20:59It smells a little bit like Darnell
00:21:01I don't think you know who you're messing with, boy
00:21:04All right, after you clean the ladies and the men's crappers
00:21:07And I'm talking about
00:21:07You better be able to eat off those bowls
00:21:09Oh, sure
00:21:09You clean my coffee maker
00:21:11Then you wax my desk
00:21:12Ah, now, clean what?
00:21:14You clean my coffee maker and wax my desk
00:21:17Oh, yes, I got it
00:21:18You sweep the aisle, starting with health and beauty
00:21:20And you work your way over to juniors and misses
00:21:22Ups and downs, leaving you debris in the cross aisles
00:21:25So I start with health and beauty and...
00:21:27What did I just say?
00:21:28Yeah, I just said you start with health and beauty, okay?
00:21:30Then you do your cross aisles
00:21:31That'll bring your dustbin into play
00:21:33You take the debris, you load it into the dustbin
00:21:36You take the dustbin out to the loading dock area
00:21:38And you empty it into the receptacle
00:21:40Huh? You got that?
00:21:41Yeah
00:21:42Easy as pie, huh?
00:21:43You know, I was in blood for a brief period of Del Taco
00:21:45I mean, I don't care about your Del Taco experiences, boy
00:21:48All right, now, we got this little problem in this store with grazers
00:21:51You know what a grazer is, boy?
00:21:52Uh, is that some sort of farm truck?
00:21:55A grazer is a customer or an employee that eats off the shelves, okay?
00:21:58Sort of similar to a cow grazing in a field of grass
00:22:01Only this isn't a field of grass, okay?
00:22:03And you're not a cow
00:22:03There's no eating
00:22:05You're not being paid to eat, so don't
00:22:06You got any questions?
00:22:08Not right off hand, no
00:22:09You think you can handle it?
00:22:11Oh, give it the old college try
00:22:12Don't touch me!
00:22:15Well, despite our age difference, I think I'm really going to enjoy working with you
00:22:19Let's get something straight, boy
00:22:20You ain't working with me, you're working for me
00:22:22Well, still, I think it's going to be fun being around you
00:22:25Yeah, well, I'm going to be anywhere near you
00:22:27I'm going to be home pumping the pasties at a Colleen Jackson
00:22:30You're not going to be here?
00:22:31Hell no
00:22:34I'm going to be here by myself?
00:22:38Yeah, that's right
00:22:39And you better stay out of the ladies' undergoods
00:22:43Wait a minute
00:22:44Nobody told me that I would be here alone
00:22:46What are you doing?
00:22:48Saving money
00:22:49Wait a minute, you're turning off the lights?
00:22:51The 25 seconds you got light in every third aisle
00:22:53When the sun comes up, you turn off all the lights, you understand?
00:22:57No, no, I don't understand
00:22:58Just hold on a second
00:23:00I'm locking you in
00:23:02When I come back at 7, open up
00:23:04I'll let you out
00:23:07You're locking me in?
00:23:09What, you take me for a fool?
00:23:11Nobody gets a set of keys on their first night
00:23:13Nobody
00:23:14Now get to work
00:23:17What if there's a fire?
00:23:18Then the fire department will come
00:23:20I could perish
00:23:22Boo
00:23:23You can't do this
00:23:24A locked in, a loan, in the dark
00:23:26I was not a part of my employment agreement
00:23:29I did it
00:23:29I was not a part of my life
00:23:49Let's go.
00:24:18You got to wash with the crocodile in the river. You got to swim with the sharks in the sea.
00:24:27You got to live with the crooked politician. Trust those things that you can never see.
00:24:51It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world. Every day you wake up, I hope so blue, blue sky.
00:25:03It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world. Every day you wake up, I hope so blue.
00:25:16It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world.
00:25:27It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world.
00:25:37It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world.
00:25:469.17? Time for a break.
00:25:529.17?
00:26:20Hello? Anybody out there?
00:26:23When I accepted the post of President Ran Poobah of Target, realizing that I have brought meaningfulness and peace and
00:26:36happiness into the lives of thousands of people.
00:26:39Jim Dodge from Monroe. Top moneymaker on the tour. His father's here today, but Dodge. And Sister Penny said, sad
00:26:49story, was just admitted to University Hospital while trying to pop a zit. Her head mysteriously exploded.
00:27:20Dad! Hi! Jim, do you know what time it is? You know, I started to think about Christmas. The gifts.
00:27:28Because I'm in a store, a big store, and I'm starting to get a lot of gift ideas. Hi. Mom!
00:27:33Hi! How's it going?
00:27:36Well, I finished all my janitor stuff. I've finished most of it. I've got to save some stuff for later.
00:27:41But it's easy as a problem.
00:27:43Um, honey, it's a little late. Yeah, it is kind of late. Well, sleep tight. See you in the morning.
00:27:52Love you, too.
00:28:00Mr. James Dodge.
00:28:07Hey!
00:28:09Let's go.
00:28:43Let's go.
00:29:24Let's go.
00:29:41Let's go.
00:30:10Let's go.
00:30:42Let's go.
00:30:57Let's go.
00:31:23Let's go.
00:31:28Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
00:31:28And you?
00:31:28Does she have any friends that she might have run off with?
00:31:33Boyfriend?
00:31:33Would you just get in the car so we can go look for the girl, please?
00:31:38I'm tired.
00:31:38I'm tired.
00:31:39I had to get out of the bed.
00:31:40I haven't had any coffee.
00:31:41I don't feel good.
00:31:42My daughter, I don't know where the hell she is.
00:31:43You're standing by the car there sounding like some goddamn preacher or something.
00:31:47Come on, get in the car.
00:31:50Prick.
00:31:56Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself?
00:31:58Oh, no.
00:32:00I'm kidding.
00:32:01No, I'm fine.
00:32:02Oh.
00:32:03Can I ask what you were doing?
00:32:05Uh, oh, I was roller skating.
00:32:08I know.
00:32:09But why?
00:32:10Well, why not?
00:32:11I got bored.
00:32:13One thing led to another, and I'm roller skating in my shorts.
00:32:18Better question would be, what are you doing here?
00:32:22Shopping.
00:32:23Uh, well, we've been closed for five hours.
00:32:26Yeah, I fell asleep.
00:32:28While shopping?
00:32:29No, in the ladies' dressing room.
00:32:31That makes no sense.
00:32:33You're a high-profile young ingenue.
00:32:35I was debating.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Whether or not to get arrested for shoplifting.
00:32:40Doesn't your father own like $10 million worth of real estate in this town?
00:32:43Well, it's not my fault.
00:32:45No, no.
00:32:46I didn't imply such.
00:32:47It just seems funny that someone of your, uh...
00:32:50Wealth?
00:32:51If you will, would be shoplifting.
00:32:53I didn't do it.
00:32:54I chickened out.
00:32:57Would consider shoplifting.
00:32:59It's a long, dull, self-indulgent, highly unromantic story about an overbearing father,
00:33:05their deceased mother and brother, and...
00:33:08a completely confused girl.
00:33:10Looks a little like me.
00:33:11What if he's looking for it?
00:33:15Would need shoes?
00:33:17wu pouお w paw,
00:33:21waw....
00:33:23wohol...
00:33:24www...
00:33:24ohm...
00:33:25wHow..
00:33:25...
00:33:35!
00:33:40www
00:33:41w...
00:33:41to fwa w Missy!
00:33:49I sure am glad you dropped by.
00:33:51I mean, I was getting pretty tired of being with myself.
00:33:58I guess, uh, I guess I'm what you call a people person.
00:34:05What are you cooking?
00:34:06Uh, hobo chicken.
00:34:07It's a glazed chicken in wine sauce with vegetables and skin on potatoes.
00:34:13Silverware, silverware.
00:34:18It's only 210 calories.
00:34:20And I don't know if you're watching your figure, but I sure am.
00:34:25If you could just grab a serving spoon over there, I think we'll be set.
00:34:35Keep your distance from these things.
00:34:36I think it's safe to keep five feet.
00:34:43I think they're about done.
00:34:48Well, Donningham's right this way.
00:34:53Mmm.
00:34:55Mmm.
00:34:56Well, I think my father poured the cement for your pool.
00:35:02He's a cement contractor.
00:35:05Good man.
00:35:07Bud Dodge?
00:35:08My mother works at the Hanukkahs over Christmas, part-time.
00:35:11My sister is a teller at the bank.
00:35:13My brother's in grade school.
00:35:14He's not employed at the moment.
00:35:16I used to work at the animal shelter, but I was terminated.
00:35:20And, uh, now I'm working here.
00:35:25Do you always talk this much?
00:35:29Hey, I guess I do.
00:35:31I like, I like talking to people.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:35I was thinking maybe you should go into sales.
00:35:38I've actually tried that.
00:35:46Some, uh, fresh brown pepper?
00:35:52Some people don't like a lot of pepper.
00:35:55Say one.
00:35:55That's fine.
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:57Um, I happen to really like it a lot.
00:35:59I think it enhances the natural flavor of the chicken.
00:36:06I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
00:36:10I've had dreams about you.
00:36:12You've had dreams about me?
00:36:16Well, not recently.
00:36:17I've had dreams about you in the past.
00:36:20I've had dreams about entire cheerleading squads.
00:36:22Don't get me wrong.
00:36:24I mean, it's kid stuff, you know?
00:36:25How about you?
00:36:27Do I dream?
00:36:27Hmm.
00:36:30It's about all I do.
00:36:34I do.
00:36:46You're raising a kid's hard work.
00:36:48You got any kids?
00:36:50No, sir.
00:36:51No, sir.
00:36:51And from listening to you talk and from observing this,
00:36:55I'm kind of grateful that old Emily turned up infertile.
00:37:15Shouldn't you be cleaning up the store?
00:37:18I got plenty of time.
00:37:20Big store.
00:37:22Huge.
00:37:24Always smoke cigars?
00:37:28I enjoy a good one after a fine meal.
00:37:30It settles the stomach.
00:37:33You're the town liar, right?
00:37:40What?
00:37:41I'm sorry.
00:37:42That really came out wrong.
00:37:45Something like that could come up, right?
00:37:47I guess I meant that that's what people call you,
00:37:48but I'd mean to imply that it's actually true.
00:37:50Are people actually calling me that?
00:37:51I thought you knew.
00:37:52No, what?
00:37:53That I was a town liar?
00:37:54You didn't?
00:37:55No, I'm not.
00:37:56I think you might have the wrong information.
00:37:58I didn't mean to offend you.
00:38:00Do you think that was a compliment?
00:38:02No.
00:38:03No, and I apologize.
00:38:04You know, I can't repeat things like that.
00:38:07Don't think about it.
00:38:08It's all right.
00:38:09As I said, I think you've gotten the wrong information.
00:38:12But if people are calling me that,
00:38:13it's only because they're small, cheap, petty, and jealous.
00:38:16Small towns are notorious for that kind of thing.
00:38:19Oh, yeah.
00:38:19I'm sure there's a word for me.
00:38:21Sure.
00:38:21What do they call me?
00:38:23Just tease.
00:38:24Tease?
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28I can see that.
00:38:31Actually, I never teased.
00:38:34This is...
00:38:35It's becoming amusing.
00:38:36Who exactly calls me a liar?
00:38:39Everybody.
00:38:40Everybody.
00:38:41No, not everybody.
00:38:41I'm sure there's some old people in town.
00:38:44Right.
00:38:45Right.
00:38:51What do you think?
00:38:53What do I think?
00:38:56Do you think I'm a liar?
00:38:58Oh, I don't know you well enough.
00:39:02You know me for almost 17 years.
00:39:04We went to the same schools from kindergarten on up.
00:39:06I knew of you, but I didn't know you personally.
00:39:10That's always bothered me.
00:39:12I mean, that old in, out, us, them thing.
00:39:16It's the way it's always been.
00:39:17I know.
00:39:18It's always bothered me, I'll tell you.
00:39:19I'm sure.
00:39:20But it's water over the dam now.
00:39:22Yeah, but it's your dam and my water.
00:39:24I got crapped on a lot of years.
00:39:26I just meant that it's in the past.
00:39:29Well, the present is a result of the past.
00:39:31I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years.
00:39:37Actually, what I'm reminded of is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass by some
00:39:41big football player with arms like telephone poles.
00:39:44Okay, and where are those guys now?
00:39:47I know they're not working nights at Target, I'll tell you that.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:53You know, I look at my yearbook, and I see four fabulous years that are going to be the highlight
00:40:03of my life.
00:40:04Here's what it's like.
00:40:06First, you feel a hand going down the back of your pants, and tighten around the elastic waistband, and then
00:40:12you...
00:40:12Highlight.
00:40:12You know, sometimes I'd actually see stars.
00:40:14Not gonna get any better.
00:40:16And if I was particularly unlucky, my shorts would, like, rip completely free, and I would get this really drastic
00:40:22fabric...
00:40:23Can you hear me?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:31I don't really care about a graphic description of a childhood prank.
00:40:35Hey, that prank was a motif in my life.
00:40:41You know, I'm locked in this store here because I didn't have the guts to steal a skirt so that
00:40:49I could get arrested and embarrass my father in this stupid, desperate, childish, pathetic attempt to leave home.
00:40:57When you have your underwear yanked up your ass, I have my entire life yanked up my ass.
00:41:03Well, you were speaking figuratively. I was speaking literally.
00:41:06And you're happy. You know, you're happy.
00:41:10I'm not happy.
00:41:12I'm working nights.
00:41:14Everybody thinks I'm a liar.
00:41:16My whole family's laughing at me.
00:41:18Reverend Harwell gave me the finger last week.
00:41:20Okay, you're not happy, but at least you have some control over your life.
00:41:23So do you.
00:41:23My father controls my life.
00:41:26You're over 18. You're going to tell him to drop dead and get on a plane.
00:41:29So can you?
00:41:30I don't want to.
00:41:33I like living at home.
00:41:35No, you don't.
00:41:37What am I, a garden snail?
00:41:40An involuntary muscle in a janitor suit?
00:41:42I know what I want to do.
00:41:45What could you possibly like about living at home at your age?
00:41:49The meals are great.
00:41:51I mean, there's the, uh, there's cable.
00:41:55The accommodations are, I mean, excellent.
00:41:57Five star.
00:41:58What do you care if I'm living at home or not?
00:42:01Hey, I didn't come here to irritate you.
00:42:04Well, you're beginning to.
00:42:09Great.
00:42:10It's really great.
00:42:11I gotta stop saying those kinds of things, really.
00:42:15Those freaking kids.
00:42:16I knew I couldn't trust them.
00:42:17Town liar.
00:42:19That's nice, right?
00:42:20Nice, right?
00:42:21I bet it was Gregory, that little weasel.
00:42:22Top secret.
00:42:23Top secret, I tell them.
00:42:24And they still shoot off their mouths.
00:42:26If I had really been a French spy,
00:42:28those little tots would have gotten me killed.
00:42:31Piano wire wrapped around my neck.
00:42:33My testicles shoved down my throat.
00:42:34A piece of dynamite stuck up my ass.
00:42:42She's so beautiful.
00:42:45And I'm the town liar.
00:43:07I'm the town liar.
00:43:11Went away.
00:43:14Fell in love on a summer day.
00:43:22You're only a once, but that's all right.
00:43:29Because it's just so good to be alive
00:43:37Take away your troubles, take them out of the world
00:43:42Nothing on my mind except my new love
00:43:49Nothing on my mind except my new love
00:44:22Nothing on my mind except my new love
00:44:32Jim, there's no reason to lie right now
00:44:36There's no one to impress
00:44:38Anyway, I'm not impressed by a man telling me he likes living at home
00:44:42Excuse me, I'm not lying
00:44:45And I'm not trying to impress you
00:44:47So if you'll excuse me, I have work to do
00:44:49I have to clean dead flies out of the lighting fixtures
00:44:52Okay, okay, my error, I apologize
00:44:55It's just that I can't imagine a man
00:44:59Giving up his independence, his right to mate
00:45:03To have a family
00:45:05To have children, to build a life for himself
00:45:08For good cooking
00:45:10Hold on
00:45:10I have not given up my right to mate
00:45:14I have the right to mate
00:45:16Anytime I feel like mating
00:45:20You go out with someone
00:45:21You bring her home
00:45:23You introduce her to
00:45:25Mom, Dad, Sis, Billy, Woofie's dog
00:45:31Cocktails in the rumpus room
00:45:32And then do it on the bunk bed
00:45:37Let's analyze that remark
00:45:40I don't have a dog
00:45:41My brother's not named Billy
00:45:43And I don't even have a rumpus room
00:45:46So I don't even talk
00:45:47You know what I mean
00:45:53Yeah
00:45:54I know what you mean
00:45:57Spit on me
00:45:57Make me feel lousy
00:46:05Jim
00:46:08You said something that wasn't true
00:46:11No
00:46:13No, I said that I can
00:46:15Have sex when I want to
00:46:18And I do
00:46:18I do
00:46:20However, I was looking forward
00:46:22To a nice quiet evening of janitor
00:46:26I don't think you see what I'm getting at
00:46:29I see what you're getting at
00:46:30I'm a lying monk
00:46:32With an oedipus complex
00:46:33And an appetite for home cooking
00:46:34Don't forget
00:46:35You're the indecisive shop
00:46:36Yes, exactly
00:46:37I would do anything to be in your shoes
00:46:41These are Darnell's shoes
00:46:43You know what
00:46:44You have freedom
00:46:45And you're not using it
00:46:47It makes me sad
00:46:49Well, you have the collective wealth
00:46:51Of the entire town
00:46:52And you're trying to get yourself arrested
00:46:53Now, that makes me sad
00:46:54That makes me sad, too
00:46:57That's pretty stupid
00:46:58It's very stupid
00:47:00Are you serious?
00:47:02I mean, you haven't been drinking
00:47:05Just in the bottle talking
00:47:07No
00:47:09Well, then why don't you just
00:47:11Talk to the guy
00:47:14For the same reason that you can't leave home
00:47:17I can't tell my father to go to hell
00:47:21Why not?
00:47:25Because
00:47:27I don't want to be alone
00:47:56Mr. McLellan?
00:47:59Do you ever have any family problems
00:48:01You and your daughter?
00:48:03What the hell do you think this is?
00:48:07You got a point
00:48:14Would you go with me somewhere?
00:48:19Where?
00:48:20Florida
00:48:21Wyoming
00:48:22Spain
00:48:23Doesn't really matter
00:48:24Just away somewhere
00:48:27I'd love to
00:48:29I just can't afford to be
00:48:32Capricious and carefree like yourself
00:48:34I-I-I gotta set my sights on something
00:48:37And really go for it
00:48:39My janitor?
00:48:41It's a beginning
00:48:42I-I'm looking at
00:48:43It's an end
00:48:48Maybe if you had, like, a destination in mind
00:48:50You know
00:48:50That-that would make all the difference in the world
00:48:53Why?
00:48:55Well
00:48:56I-I'm-I'm just not
00:48:58Built to aimlessly roam the world
00:49:00I-I'm-I'm-I'm too conservative for that
00:49:04Well
00:49:05I was thinking about Los Angeles
00:49:07Mm-hmm
00:49:09Mm-hmm
00:49:09Mm-hmm
00:49:11What for?
00:49:12Live
00:49:13Work
00:49:15At what?
00:49:16Whatever
00:49:17And
00:49:18What about your father?
00:49:21When I don't die
00:49:23He'll realize that I can make it on my own
00:49:27If I do
00:49:27I'll have the satisfaction
00:49:28Knowing that I can't
00:49:31If I run and he brings me back
00:49:32Or
00:49:33If I go back on my own
00:49:34Either way
00:49:35He's just gonna beat the shit out of me
00:49:36So it doesn't really make a difference
00:49:37Well, what?
00:49:39Literally?
00:49:43Yeah
00:49:45Sad
00:49:47Yeah, it's sad
00:49:49Until he throws you across the room
00:49:50It's sad
00:49:52I'm just afraid to live with him
00:49:53I'm afraid to live without
00:49:55You know
00:49:55You didn't come to work to hear this stuff
00:49:57I'm really sorry
00:49:58Well, it's okay
00:49:59Yeah, clean this up
00:50:09I'm-I'm-I'm just surprised
00:50:11You know, I thought everything was okay
00:50:12You know
00:50:13I figured you got a nice car
00:50:15You got a nice house
00:50:16You got some money
00:50:17Everything's okay
00:50:18You know
00:50:18It should be
00:50:20But it's not
00:50:22It's twisted and it's distorted
00:50:24And it can't be changed
00:50:25And it cannot be saved
00:50:34I'll go with you
00:50:40Really?
00:50:43Yeah
00:50:46We have to get a car
00:50:49Let's get through the night first
00:50:51I have money
00:50:52How much?
00:50:54$52,000
00:50:57$52,000?
00:50:59$52,000?
00:51:15$52,000?
00:51:16$52,000?
00:51:17$52,000?
00:51:19I've never seen so much money in my life
00:51:22That's more than my house costs
00:51:25Jim
00:51:27Now that I'm spending the night
00:51:29How can I pay you back
00:51:31For being so cold to you in high school?
00:51:36Do you need an answer right away?
00:51:38No
00:51:41Sometime before the sun comes up
00:51:46Well
00:51:49You're probably not going to remember this
00:51:50But
00:51:53There was a homecoming dance
00:51:55Our sophomore year
00:51:57Do you remember Mrs. Noble?
00:51:59Large, hairy gym teacher
00:52:02Suspiciously cumbersome groin bulge
00:52:04I had her for two years
00:52:06Well, she made everybody switch partners
00:52:07Because all the fat girls were dancing together
00:52:08And all the doinks, myself included
00:52:10Were standing against the wall
00:52:12Blowing spit bubbles
00:52:12Right
00:52:14Well
00:52:14For, uh
00:52:16Three quarters
00:52:17Of one verse of a slow song
00:52:21We danced together
00:52:24You reeked of stridex
00:52:26Oh, no
00:52:27That was Larry Fry
00:52:29I'm sorry
00:52:32I don't remember
00:52:35You got your hair caught in my braces
00:52:38I don't remember
00:52:39Well, it's not
00:52:40It's not important
00:52:43I had
00:52:45Well, I just always
00:52:48Dreamed of finishing that dance
00:52:53Okay
00:52:57Oh, don't
00:52:58Don't feel you have to answer right away
00:53:00I mean
00:53:00It's just a small portion of my life
00:53:03That's incomplete
00:53:04I thought you were going to say something different
00:53:16First things first
00:53:33When things go wrong
00:53:38As they sometimes will
00:53:41When the road you're trotting seems all uphill
00:53:50When the bones are low
00:53:55And the depths are high
00:53:58And you want to smile
00:54:00But you have your side
00:54:06When care
00:54:09When care
00:54:10Is pressing you down a bit
00:54:13Rest if you must
00:54:20But don't you quit
00:54:25Oh, no
00:54:28Don't you quit
00:54:32Don't you quit
00:54:35Oh, no
00:54:51Don't you quit
00:54:55Oh, no
00:55:13You're ticklish there?
00:55:14No
00:55:14No
00:55:14No
00:55:15No
00:55:15No
00:55:16No
00:55:16No
00:55:16No
00:55:17No
00:55:18No
00:55:18No
00:55:18No
00:55:26No
00:55:27Oh, my God.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:28Jim, what are you doing in there?
00:56:30I work here now.
00:56:37You want to let me in?
00:56:39I'd love to let you in.
00:56:41I don't have the keys.
00:56:43I'm locked in until 7 a.m.
00:56:45What's going on?
00:56:47Have you seen Josie McClellan?
00:56:50Of course.
00:56:52Uh, dark hair, green eyes, beautiful.
00:56:57Oh, yeah, of course.
00:56:58You seen her recently?
00:57:00Oh.
00:57:01Uh, matter of fact, I just saw her yesterday, yeah.
00:57:05We had a cup of java together.
00:57:07She come into the store?
00:57:09Oh, I don't know.
00:57:10I only work nights.
00:57:12Why?
00:57:14Well, she's missing.
00:57:17Now, I was looking around this side of town for her, and I come past, and I seen that the
00:57:22outside sign's on.
00:57:24The outside sign's never on.
00:57:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:57:28Did you try the library?
00:57:30Because, you know, maybe she fell asleep reading.
00:57:34No.
00:57:35She's probably just screwing somebody the old man don't approve of.
00:57:44Would you know that if the custodian comes by to check up on people?
00:57:50Oh, no, I wouldn't think he'd do that, Jimmy.
00:57:54I feel pretty good now.
00:58:05I'm sorry, sir.
00:58:07I had to practice a little therapy.
00:58:10The boy's in his own world.
00:58:19I can't believe you left me.
00:58:21Don't know that you've upset me.
00:58:23You just want to forget me.
00:58:24Why don't you come and get me?
00:58:26And boy, I really miss you.
00:58:28And all I want to do is kiss you.
00:58:30I'll use up all my tissues.
00:58:32Cause it's more serious, I miss you.
00:58:33I don't even know who's facing.
00:58:35You were playing and you were teasing.
00:58:37Didn't tell me you were leaving.
00:58:39The good looks are thinking, where are you, baby?
00:58:43We used to have so much fun.
00:58:45You drive me crazy.
00:58:47Step on it down.
00:58:48Where are you, baby?
00:58:50We used to have so much fun.
00:58:52You drive me crazy.
00:58:55You've been through the window.
00:58:57This is too much for me to handle.
00:58:59Already caused scandal.
00:59:01A disturbance like a banjo.
00:59:03I've lost track of all time.
00:59:04Cause you're always on my mind.
00:59:06And you're just that super guy that will make me cry.
00:59:09Oh, why?
00:59:09Oh, why?
00:59:10Oh, why?
00:59:10Oh, why?
00:59:11It's disappeared.
00:59:12This feeling is really weird.
00:59:14You're free to send me a dear.
00:59:15Can you feel it?
00:59:17You're here.
00:59:18Where are you, baby?
00:59:20We used to have so much fun.
00:59:22You drive me crazy.
00:59:23Somebody tell me where we've gone.
00:59:25Where are you, baby?
00:59:27We used to have so much fun.
00:59:29You drive me crazy.
00:59:56We used to have so much fun.
01:00:27We use to have so much fun.
01:00:45Why don't we get underneath the bench?
01:00:50Do you want to get on top?
01:01:00You check the office. I'll scope the dressing room.
01:01:02Great.
01:01:12You're on top.
01:01:16Did you want to be on top?
01:01:18Oh, no. No, no. I'm just fine right where I am. Sure.
01:01:31I'm just fine.
01:02:00Oh, no. I think he went to the back.
01:02:15Evening!
01:02:22Nice. Excellent.
01:02:25Hey, you got a tattoo?
01:02:31No, sir.
01:02:32Hey, not you, asshole!
01:02:34I'm a missing person.
01:02:36The whole town is looking for me.
01:02:38What, are you hiding now?
01:02:40Yes.
01:02:41And I would appreciate it if you would let us sit up.
01:02:44What about the tattoo?
01:02:46I don't have one.
01:02:49You owe me a buck.
01:02:50Actually, it clipped a two-nine bird that went off to yesterday at Burger King.
01:02:53Yeah, well, I was going to get the rubber there.
01:02:55Excuse me.
01:02:57Are you planning to shoot us in the back of the head?
01:03:00We haven't decided yet, have we?
01:03:04Hey, who are you?
01:03:07Uh, you don't want to know.
01:03:08They wouldn't have asked you if you didn't want to know, butthead.
01:03:11He's a little crazy.
01:03:12He's my brother.
01:03:13He's not quite right.
01:03:14That's not true.
01:03:15She doesn't even know me.
01:03:17Somebody better start talking straight.
01:03:19This is the truth.
01:03:20Okay.
01:03:24You want to know?
01:03:28Okay, good.
01:03:29Uh, but, uh, come on over here.
01:03:35What?
01:03:36Come on over.
01:03:37Come on over here.
01:03:39Over here.
01:03:57Come on down here.
01:04:02That's right.
01:04:03Down here.
01:04:03Down here.
01:04:06Okay.
01:04:09You dumb sons of bitches.
01:04:13Do you realize that you have just walked straight into a $60 million drug transaction?
01:04:22So, you're running this multi-zillion dollar drug transaction by yourself, little target boy?
01:04:30No.
01:04:32No, I'm not doing it by myself.
01:04:34I'm not.
01:04:35No.
01:04:36As a matter of fact, in about ten minutes, this place is going to be alive with the meanest,
01:04:45ugliest, most impatient animals you guys have ever seen.
01:04:48So, I'll tell you what.
01:04:50I'll give you five minutes to take whatever you want in the whole store, anything you want,
01:04:54and just go.
01:04:55I won't tell.
01:04:55Just go.
01:04:56Just take your guns and go.
01:04:57Scoot.
01:04:58Okay, then.
01:04:59Who's the girl?
01:05:02I'm his hostage.
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:05Yes.
01:05:05Is that true?
01:05:08Yes.
01:05:10Yes, it's true.
01:05:12And, um...
01:05:16If the deal doesn't go down, she becomes pig-teed.
01:05:21Bullshit.
01:05:22Oh, really?
01:05:27We'll blow her away.
01:05:28Come on, that's bullshit.
01:05:31Okay.
01:05:34Then give me your guns, and I'll do it for you.
01:05:38Oh, it's bullshit, right?
01:05:42We'll see.
01:05:46Roll over.
01:05:47Yeah.
01:05:47Yeah, come on, you heard it.
01:05:48What?
01:05:49Roll over.
01:05:50That's right, you too, honey.
01:05:51You heard me.
01:05:51Roll over.
01:05:52Come on, do it.
01:05:53Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:54Roll, roll.
01:05:55Thanks, sir.
01:05:56Very good.
01:05:57Mmm.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:02Give me the guns.
01:06:05No way, man.
01:06:06Uh-uh.
01:06:07Fine.
01:06:07Fine.
01:06:08You do it.
01:06:09I don't need her anymore, anyway.
01:06:12I only need her to get the customs.
01:06:14I don't like this.
01:06:15This sucks.
01:06:16It's not worth it.
01:06:17Come on, we don't have much time.
01:06:18Do it.
01:06:19All right.
01:06:23It's nothing personal.
01:06:25Jim!
01:06:26It's too late.
01:06:26Come here.
01:06:27It's too late.
01:06:28Come on, come here.
01:06:28It's too late.
01:06:29It's too late.
01:06:30They're here.
01:06:30Now, Ned, hold your fire.
01:06:32Hold your fire.
01:06:33Hold your fire.
01:06:34Head and housewares.
01:06:34Hold your fire.
01:06:35Towns and sporting goods.
01:06:36Hold your fire.
01:06:37Ned, hold your fire.
01:06:38There are infrared scopes trained on your head.
01:06:40We didn't want this.
01:06:41We didn't want this.
01:06:42The girl you want, not us.
01:06:44Just relax.
01:06:44Okay, Ned, we got a WD-40.
01:06:46That's where the full-scale PMS is.
01:06:47Okay, everybody, just relax.
01:06:49Now, now.
01:06:50Okay, everybody.
01:06:51Everybody, just relax.
01:06:52Okay, the whole place is gonna pour.
01:06:54Everybody, just relax.
01:06:55Now, put down your guns.
01:06:56Put the guns down.
01:06:57Ned, they're putting down the guns.
01:06:58Are you putting them down?
01:06:59They're putting them down.
01:07:00Now, get down.
01:07:01Because lives are at stake here.
01:07:02Get down.
01:07:02Come.
01:07:02Let go.
01:07:03Let go.
01:07:04Get back.
01:07:05Get back.
01:07:06Get back.
01:07:07Spread them.
01:07:08Spread the legs.
01:07:09Okay.
01:07:09Put down the dogs.
01:07:10You spread them.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:11Put the dogs down.
01:07:12Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Awesome.
01:07:14The dogs down.
01:07:15Down.
01:07:17That was great.
01:07:19I got a big surprise for you guys.
01:07:21We have a bit of a surprise for you, too.
01:07:25Them guns aren't loaded.
01:07:37I got an idea.
01:07:39How about a truce?
01:07:41I'm full of shit.
01:07:43You're full of shit.
01:07:44I think everybody at one time in their life is full of shit.
01:07:47I'll throw in a couple of corn dogs, and we'll all get to know each other.
01:07:50I'd like to know what goes on inside your head.
01:07:53Okay, you had the big one, and you had the...
01:07:55No.
01:07:56Sorry.
01:07:57I could have sworn you had the big one.
01:08:03I lied.
01:08:09These are the men that killed that guy in Saltburg.
01:08:13I'm fairly sure that we're going to die.
01:08:15I just want to tell you how disappointed I am that we're not going to get to go to California
01:08:18together.
01:08:19We're not dead yet.
01:08:21Pretty darn close.
01:08:23You know, if I can get them to take me with them, maybe I can get away and then come
01:08:28back for you.
01:08:29I mean, don't forget, we do need a car, and they obviously have one.
01:08:35Just go along with whatever I do, okay?
01:08:37Okay.
01:08:50So what's the word on you two?
01:08:52Are you married?
01:08:55Obviously, you're hack crooks if you can't pull off a discount store job.
01:09:01What were you planning to steal?
01:09:03A little hairspray?
01:09:05Okay.
01:09:09Sorry.
01:09:14Lady, you got a job?
01:09:17No.
01:09:19Well, then don't knock ours.
01:09:21Crime isn't a job, it's a sickness.
01:09:28Whoops.
01:09:30Anyone have some change?
01:09:44You look like a lady in need of a quarter.
01:09:47I think I might need more than just a quarter.
01:09:49No.
01:09:50No.
01:09:52You know?
01:09:53No.
01:09:54You and I can make a lot of money.
01:09:56Hey, honey, me and Nestor, we're partners, okay?
01:10:00We don't need a third.
01:10:01You don't know what you need, so why don't you just shut up?
01:10:07Hop on.
01:10:25Now, let's go now.
01:10:31You know what you are?
01:10:33Yeah.
01:10:33You are one good-looking ball of trouble.
01:10:39Good.
01:10:51Go!
01:10:53Go!
01:10:54Go!
01:10:57Go!
01:10:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:05Yeah!
01:11:18What do you think? For the car?
01:11:20No, no, no, the whole thing.
01:11:23We'll just lay it down in the back.
01:11:24We got multi-site capabilities.
01:11:26Think of the sound.
01:11:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:43yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:43yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:45yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:48yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:50yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:11:58I think it's in, boy.
01:12:00And you're not going to take the stolen merchandise out of the store.
01:12:03No, no, I'm not gonna let you.
01:12:05Yeah.
01:12:05No, I'm not gonna let you.
01:12:06It's stolen, all of it.
01:12:08Give me that. Give me that. No.
01:12:09It's mine.
01:12:10Give it to me.
01:12:11It's mine.
01:12:16Wait, where's it?
01:12:18Wait a minute.
01:12:22You're not going with them.
01:12:24Yeah.
01:12:26You'll be an accessory.
01:12:29So?
01:12:31So?
01:12:32You don't know anything about them.
01:12:34You certainly don't know anything about him.
01:12:35These are hardened criminals here.
01:12:37Okay.
01:12:38That's enough, Gil.
01:12:43Don't waste your time. You could get a hernia.
01:12:45You know, if my foot could talk,
01:12:48it would say, may I please go up this geek's ass?
01:12:51Forget him.
01:12:51Come on!
01:12:51Forget him!
01:12:53He's no use to us.
01:12:54After all, the guy's built like an oyster.
01:12:56Listen, little mister.
01:13:00If you're telling us, I'll kill you.
01:13:09Fine.
01:13:15Jim!
01:13:25Don't be an ass.
01:13:30Okay, Jimbo.
01:13:34Let's go.
01:13:35Let's go.
01:13:36Shall we?
01:13:43Let's go.
01:13:55Let's go.
01:13:57Let's go.
01:14:05Let's go.
01:14:07Let's go.
01:14:07Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:08Come on.
01:14:23Oh, okay.
01:14:25Okay.
01:14:27I got him.
01:14:28I got him.
01:14:28I got him.
01:14:29I got him.
01:14:38I got him.
01:15:08I got him.
01:15:38I got him.
01:15:52That wasn't a store robbery.
01:15:55That was an assassination.
01:15:58That wasn't a clerk.
01:15:59That was a wise guy.
01:16:00How do I know?
01:16:03I spent a little time with the FBI's organized crime unit.
01:16:06I guess you could say that I'm intimately knowledgeable of the seedy and rancorous workings of the mob in the
01:16:10Midwest section of this country.
01:16:12Let me just say, I know a gangland slang when I see one, and that's exactly what this baby is.
01:16:19I look into myself personally, but I'll get a date tonight.
01:16:31Attention target shoppers.
01:16:34Attention target shoppers.
01:16:35I look into myself.
01:17:05I don't know.
01:17:20Damn.
01:17:35Damn.
01:18:05Damn.
01:18:06Damn.
01:18:17He is so cool.
01:18:35Damn.
01:18:36Damn.
01:18:40Damn.
01:22:14It's not because I'm really easy to please.
01:22:18It's not the way you bring it down on my knees.
01:22:21It's just a feeling but it keeps coming back.
01:22:24It's a tiny little heart attack.
01:22:26Give me a tiny little heart attack.
01:22:33I want a tiny little heart attack.
01:22:37Give me a tiny little heart attack.
01:22:40I want a tiny little heart attack.
01:22:43I want a tiny little heart attack.
01:22:49I want a tiny little heart attack.
01:22:50I want a tiny little heart attack.
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