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00:00Oh
00:20Are you Diana
00:28You the one Ivan sent
00:39Oh it's all there
00:41Says who you I don't know you
00:44It says Ivan
00:45Who says I trust Ivan
00:48I don't trust my own fucking granddaughter
00:52She's a liar
01:06In the future
01:07Never hand over the money
01:09Till you see what you're buying
01:10It's a dead giveaway you knew at this
01:22It's all there sweetheart
01:25Why you got somewhere to be
01:28Maybe
01:30Now click your heels together three times
01:32And get the fuck out of my hair
01:35I like your attitude though
01:51Hey
01:52Hi
01:53Um
01:55I'm so sorry I'm not here for that
01:57I am
01:58So can you show me some respect
01:59Yeah of course
02:00I just don't have any cash on me
02:02So I just didn't want to engage without the cash
02:04Unless you take Zelle
02:07I'm just waiting on my sister
02:08Who's dropping off in applications
02:10So
02:10Wow
02:11Unbelievable
02:12Time Jack
02:12Yep
02:14Um
02:15Six minutes
02:16Okay
02:17I told you you didn't have to wait for ten
02:19That's four under
02:19What a skill Morgan
02:20Congratulations
02:21Can we leave it smells like bleach in here
02:23Okay
02:24Yeah
02:24Okay
02:31You know for a second there
02:32I was actually thinking about doing it
02:34You do understand that you can't just sit at the bottom of the pool
02:37Begging people for money right
02:38You have to like work at it
02:40I don't know
02:42I'm getting good at this
02:43Running errands for a strange Russian man
02:46Yeah
02:46Okay Morgan
02:46Kind of
02:47That's great
02:48Alright
02:48It's 6am
02:49So I'm gonna just
02:50You're gonna go
02:51Back to bed
02:51Okay
02:52Okay
02:52I'm up though
02:53Did you want to
02:55Huh
02:55Do you want to get food
02:56No
03:32Where were you?
03:35Hmm?
03:37Where were you?
03:41I had a parishioner in the hospital with double pneumonia
03:48Who was it?
03:54Jessica
03:56Jessica's uncle
03:57Do you?
03:58I don't know
03:58You might not have met him
04:03Go back to bed
04:09I've really been enjoying staying over here the past few nights
04:23You're worried she's been judging us
04:28I like to think she's pretty progressive
04:31That's the most fun she's had in years
04:36Why is it that religion has such a problem with two people who are in love with each other?
04:53Because God is perfect
04:54But the people who interpret him
04:56Are not
05:03So you're really just gonna leave me hanging on that?
05:05I'm sorry did you say something to me?
05:09I said I love you
05:22I love you too
05:25Now can you promise me you will honor this moment by having a good day
05:29Without twisting it into some kind of problem
05:34You're so much hotter when you're happy
05:38Things are good
05:39They're good
05:41Gnarly rash
05:42Gone
05:42Why did you bring the rash into this?
05:45We were having such a nice moment
05:47Oh come here
05:48Man
05:49Without
05:49Following
06:02Come here
06:03Come here
06:17You guys are my home
06:17You're so much perdre
06:17However
06:17You're so much Warriors
06:38sure you want to keep these their high school yearbook nicholas do you want to keep them
06:42because i have to check out in half an hour this is like a hotel for people circling the drain
06:47okay
06:47this is what she wanted she wasn't attached to anything she was a very unromantic practical
06:53woman okay i mean she wanted the necklace what necklace the necklace she was buried in she
07:01wanted that oh she didn't care about that that was more for me i wanted her to have something nice
07:18i don't know an old box of tennis ticket stubs oh she would want dina to have those let's set
07:26those
07:26aside for dina caputo sorry you don't want anything but you want dina caputo to have an old box of
07:31tennis it was just something that they did together i have long suspected that your
07:36grandmother was a lesbian excuse me and that she and dina would have been together if things had
07:41been different dina's had that haircut her entire life i saw them holding hands once what i think
07:47that's why she was so difficult to deal with dad died so young she never remarried and i think it
07:53was because she was in love with dina caputo trash avoiding intimacy for such a long time can really
08:01harden a person hun to the point where you fear any semblance of softness the truth is everybody
08:09deserves love and a good sex life
08:14yeah i mean you know i know it's been a while since dad but you you are more than welcome
08:22to
08:22date there's nothing stopping you i was talking about you me you think i'm a hard woman
08:29no i don't you you think i'm a hard person i think that you have made some very selfless decisions
08:38in your life but if i'm being honest sometimes i get scared that your closest relationship
08:44is with god and don't take this the wrong way honey but god isn't touching your body for pleasure
08:51all right ma honey i know that it's a sacred relationship but you know what i'm talking about
09:00oh i mean yeah i do but i have a lot of relationships that i'm grateful for in my life
09:09okay i'm i'm choosing happiness you know so you you don't need to worry about me okay well that's
09:18good i just felt like i had to say that out loud and you did so and i do have
09:22sex nicholas all right
09:24i don't need to hear about that but i'm glad that i come across as some spinster who tucks herself
09:30into bed every night and says a prayer that's not i think you're reading into i am not my mother
09:34well all right hi mrs morelli uh i just wanted to check in and see if you had any idea
09:41about your
09:41etd i do not i will come get you when we're finished and i would have killed for this level
09:46of attentiveness when my mother was actually in this room
09:53okay jesus christ what what nothing looking i'm not looking at what are you thinking i'm not
10:01thinking no i know turn it off i have my first debate this afternoon i have been under a tremendous
10:08amount of stress so that's a very different situation yeah soft trash
10:16she's just mean for no reason and some of the times i think it's kind of hot in like a
10:23pain is
10:24pleasure kind of way but some of the times you know i just like wish that it was easier well
10:29how
10:30am i supposed to tell the difference is that a real question or a reaction i don't know both i
10:36mean
10:36he's calling me me and i feel the need to defend myself defend yourself would you describe the
10:41current state of your relationship as uh combative no fuck yeah i would describe it as me having
10:49opinions and max throwing tantrums when you use words like tantrum can you see how that can be
10:54perceived as an attack on max thank you yeah you like push me for no reason stop saying that it's
11:00not for no reason i'm pushing you because maybe deep down right i am waiting for you to push back
11:07and you never do and it is so unattractive like i want you to get mad i'm an only child
11:12morgan i
11:13didn't grow up in some emotional war zone like you did okay this is all that i know so if
11:18that's
11:18unattractive to you fine trust me you can be very unattractive to me sometimes too okay see this is
11:25what i'm talking about what are you talking about you sticking up for yourself oh oh you want me to
11:30talk to you like this all the time not all the time sometimes sometimes i am so bored a lot
11:36of the
11:36time i'm bored i'm not saying you're boring i'm i didn't say okay okay this is good but i think
11:46we
11:46have to bottle this feeling between you two in a way that's uh well it's not this
11:52relationships are supposed to be a safe place and morgan perhaps if you're looking to be
11:57challenged finding outlets outside the relationship might allow for more patience and warmth with max
12:05which it's a different kind of excitement i just want you to look at me the way that you used
12:12to
12:13look at me i want that too okay when she ended things after high school and moved to new york
12:19i thought wow what a fucking bitch right but also like there goes the most interesting person i've
12:25ever met you're saying it like it's like i did something special new york is like a 30 minute
12:35train ride from here okay but people don't just do that morgan they don't just like oh leave home to
12:40go pursue their dreams yeah then i like didn't book any jobs and i ran out of money so who
12:47fucking
12:47cares who cares you have all these worldly experiences i want to experience something
12:53worldly with you that isn't just my mom taking us to cabo you should go to fucking burning man
13:00i'm not gonna go to burning man but i get what you're saying you know like i understand i'm so
13:05sorry i'm just gonna step up for one second i just have to take me but i'll be i'm really
13:08so great
13:10i think you both want the same thing
13:16what is up with you what do you mean i i don't know something is off you haven't complained once
13:24you're borderline pleasant i'm having a nice day okay and realize that there's no point in making
13:30our situation any worse than it already is we don't actually know if these people are criminals
13:35i mean you know i i don't know they could just be overextended and needing a few extra hands
13:42we are driving to pick up a stranger from prison are you okay i'm leaning into joy today morgan
13:49i'm trying to have a nice happy meaningful life today don't you just find it demeaning though
13:56that they send us on these little gopher errands it's like we're not capable of more than that
14:00we don't want them thinking we're capable of more than that morgan why would we want that
14:03i don't know i just feel like it's like if you're gonna send me to the strip club put me
14:06on the
14:06pole you know what i'm saying i never had that thought and what even is a medium security prison
14:11like what do you even have to do to be mediumly secure i don't i don't care
14:15ma'am pop the trunk
14:23strict here
14:27do you have anything on your trunk no
14:33ma'am are you aware that you have six cases of four loco in the trunk of your car
14:40what fucking max no i i i wasn't aware of that i can't let you win with drinks in your
14:46trunk
14:46oh come on i'm gonna have to walk then oh no i'll i'll go okay as much as i'd love
14:51to send
14:51you into a prison reverend dardana was supposed to be picking up an incarcerated
14:55parishioner he's been counseling okay so say a prayer
15:03glad to go around
15:05hi i'm here to take you to your apartment and offer whatever rehabilitative rehabilitative services
15:21hello
15:23are you are you andre who the fuck are you
15:27oh i'm um i'm pastor dardano i'm here to take you to your new apartment
15:32um and offer whatever rehabilitative services you would like for your re-entry
15:38um do you have everything you need or
15:41where is the one
15:42oh right um i haven't thought it would be better if i came to pick you up just optically speaking
15:49why are you whispering
15:49i don't know i'm not quite sure why i'm whispering actually
15:53where is the car
15:54oh okay so we couldn't park in here so it's just a quick 10 to 15 this way
15:58if you want to come with that okay
16:07you must be relieved to be out of prison
16:09i don't want to talk
16:13linda
16:14oh hi
16:15hi annette
16:16hi
16:17you look fabulous
16:19oh thank you annette
16:21all right everyone settle down please
16:23settle down
16:25first of all i would like to thank the both of you for being here today
16:28well thank you
16:29of course for having us both
16:31glad to be here
16:32all right well let me begin with an easy question to get things rolling
16:37what distinguishes each of you from the other candidate
16:40linda we'll start with you
16:42yes
16:42i thank you for the question jane
16:45i know this town like the back of my hand
16:48i was born here
16:49um my family has owned morelli's hardware for over 70 years
16:54i raised my kids here
16:56and i have watched this town grow
16:59which is why i have a strong desire to preserve the glenview that i know and love
17:04and to restore a sense of safety and security that has long been associated with it
17:11just last week my son was assaulted on the street for being gay
17:15that is not the town that i know
17:17that is not the town that i love
17:20now more than ever we need a leader who has seen this town at its very best
17:27tom same question
17:28well first off i just want to say that i find it heartbreaking that linda morelli doesn't seem to like
17:33this town very much
17:36i happen to love this town
17:38always have always will
17:39that's not
17:40what i said
17:41sorry linda it is tom's time to answer the question you will get a rebuttal
17:44well let me
17:46let me just say
17:48i am in agreement hate crimes have no place in this town
17:51well
17:51well
17:52duh
17:52but do we really want someone's mom dictating policy based on what happens to her kids
17:57i mean if her daughter gets a flat tire will we suddenly have to uh repave every road
18:03sorry tom but uh is that your answer to what distinguishes you as a uh candidate because
18:11it's um it's easy to critique somebody else's answer when you haven't answered one
18:17wow see i didn't know you were running for the job of moderator huh watch out jay
18:21uh okay well as the owner of 38 jimmy johns my employee count is ten times the size of the
18:29city council
18:30and likely twenty times the size of whoever linda's got on staff at her little shop
18:35i know how to manage people and i know how to manage places
18:38my opponent who seems very nice feels better suited to run our neighborhood watch programs
18:45than lead our entire municipal government
18:47tom better be careful there because you're starting to sound a little bit misogynistic
18:51uh-oh there it is i've awoken the beast
18:55we get it linda you're tough
18:56i'm starting to understand how you managed to scare off the chief of police
19:03excuse me
19:04uh
19:23we're gonna be smoking in the car put the window down
19:38so um what were you in for
19:41it's better you don't know
19:42okay okay that's actually the scariest answer you could have possibly given me
19:46thank you
19:47oh god
19:49yeah we have him we're driving to the apartment
19:51no you're nuts
19:52what do you mean no we're not
19:54what do you mean what what do you mean no we're not we're we're in the car with him
19:59you're fucking nuts
20:00the apartment won't be ready until tomorrow because someone asked to have it fucking repainted
20:06don't put this on me
20:07okay well how long does it take to paint an apartment
20:10she says two coats there is no point in only doing one
20:12i've slept in wars
20:14she won't let me in
20:15the walls are wet the room stinks
20:17who the fuck asked for paint
20:19i'm not in i don't i don't know
20:21hi mom
20:21morgan what are you doing on nicholas's phone put me on speaker
20:25oh i don't please i don't think that actually works right now no morgan this is a crisis i need
20:30to talk
20:30to both of you what is she saying okay the debate was a disaster we're having an emergency family dinner
20:36at the house
20:39nobody else is in the car
20:41there's in the car where are you
20:43ma tonight doesn't really work for me because i promised max we were gonna have a romantic night in
20:47oh okay well nikki be here in 30 minutes
20:49who is this woman
20:50i hear someone's voice
20:52who the fuck is talking right now
20:53nobody's talking it's i'm mom i'm with a parishioner okay i don't think i'm gonna be home
20:57so i i don't think i can make dinner
20:59no nicholas this is non-negotiable i got raked over the coals by a sandwich king
21:06at the debate i need some help here if you need to bring your friend to dinner bring your friend
21:11to
21:11dinner he's not my friend but be here by seven you know how i hate using the warming drawer
21:16lady
21:17is that your friend telling him i'm making chicken cacciatore
21:19i don't know what the fuck is going on but someone take me to fucking off a speakerphone right now
21:25he can't be an animal it was humiliating
21:29what made him say that were you yelling at him
21:31was i yelling at him no i was defending myself and on top of that he added absolutely nothing of
21:38value
21:39except that his grandfather apparently invented the french dip
21:43but the most disturbing part of it was people seemed to side with him
21:48this is the most delicious chicken i've ever had
21:51every night i've dreamed of a meal like this
21:56i think he's crying
21:58well thank you very much it was my mother's recipe
22:01she was an excellent cook and a notoriously difficult woman
22:05which apparently is not a recessive gene in this family
22:08mom nobody thinks that
22:10okay you are being way too hard on yourself
22:12well nicky brought it up this morning
22:14i never said you were turning into your mother
22:15can you make my life easier for just one fucking day
22:19he's scared
22:21excuse me
22:22this donaldson
22:24a strong man would not be intimidated by a strong woman
22:29now you know his weakness
22:33weakness always exposes itself
22:38interesting
22:39okay
22:40i'd like to know more nicky grab another bottle of wine
22:43okay
22:43oh
22:44um
22:45yeah
22:45um
22:47so
22:49more chicken
22:50mm-hmm
22:51okay
22:54you know you never actually said how you know my son
22:57he picked me up from prison
23:00ah-ha
23:02that's fabulous
23:03i
23:04um
23:05which one
23:14good day
23:16yeah
23:17yeah
23:17actually
23:18i doredash from that chicken spot we went to on our first date back in high school
23:22didn't ask you
23:23just did it
23:24wait i thought they shut down because of a health code violation
23:28yeah
23:29new management
23:30fuck
23:31yes
23:32yeah
23:33and i lit some candles
23:34one of them turns into body oil
23:36i don't remember which
23:38um is it weird to eat chicken with your dick out
23:41it's just something you're gonna have to deal with
23:51i see you sprung for the best of
23:53it's very generous
23:55and two skinny marks
24:01rude bitches don't get chicken nuggets
24:03look again
24:05okay
24:20yeah i'll give you this one
24:27that was a shocking story clearly you were framed
24:32it was a setup
24:33this is the problem with the judicial system
24:36back in my country
24:37i was a surgeon
24:39oh
24:39i want to apologize to you
24:42on behalf of america
24:43i am truly sorry for what we have put you through
24:46i had a cab driver just a week ago
24:50who was a dermatologist in mumbai
24:53and thanks to that wonderful man
24:55i now have a checkup on the mall on my neck
24:58okay um
24:59i should go
25:00yeah yeah kevin's aura ring says he hasn't moved in ten hours
25:05uh oh
25:06so
25:08um
25:09i guess we will just discuss post-debate strategy tomorrow then
25:13yes strategy in the morning
25:15andre had some great ideas i appreciate you
25:18oh fabulous
25:18that's great
25:20okay
25:23drink some water
25:24i never noticed how much your skin glows
25:28jergens
25:31do me a favor
25:32do not leave mom alone with a criminal
25:35i got him an airbnb
25:37she's having a nice time i think it's sweet
25:39i will take him home when they start slurring
25:41okay
25:42let love in natalie
25:44okay
25:44i don't know what this radical optimism is
25:46but i don't like it
25:47good night
25:48take care of her
25:51take care of her
26:18no no no
26:19no no
26:39oh
26:39oh
26:50What time is that mom is having sex with Andre the man we picked up from prison
26:59Put the phone up to the wall
27:03That is a sick sick. I will not do that. How's it going? Is she having fun?
27:10From the sounds of it, he's a very generous lover. Yeah, well, yeah, that makes sense. He just got out
27:16of prison
27:16She's probably getting railed up there
27:21Why is Natalie calling me?
27:22What is she doing out? It's like 1230. Doesn't she go to bed at 8?
27:26Can I help you?
27:28Check fraud. Credit card fraud. Identity theft. Forgery. Importing an illegal flamethrower. Nikki, tell me that man is out of
27:35our house
27:36Yeah, yeah, I dropped him off hours ago. So yeah, he's gone.
27:41Oh my god, thank god. Because honestly, Nikki, that is like the last thing mom needs right now
27:46And we're done. Okay? It's done, Natalie, so go back to bed
27:52Tell mom I miss her
27:53Yeah, bye
27:56Hi
27:57Hi
27:57What did she want?
27:58Well, apparently Andre was in prison for importing an illegal flamethrower
28:02A what?
28:03A flamethrower, Morgan. Importing an illegal flamethrower
28:07Wow. Is he singing?
28:09That's singing
28:13He's good
28:13Wait
28:14No
28:14No
28:23No
28:24No
28:24No
28:24No
28:43S.I.S.
28:46I.U.D.
28:47Stay in school
28:49Cause it's the best
28:51I.U.D.
28:52S.I.S.
28:55Stay in school
28:56Cause it's the best
28:58I.U.D.
29:00S.I.S.
29:02Stay in school
29:03Cause it's the best
29:05I.U.D.
29:08S.I.S.
29:09Stay in school
29:11Cause it's the best
29:13Suckin' on my titties
29:15Like you wanna be
29:16Callin' me all the time
29:17Like Blondie
29:18Check out my Chrissy
29:19Behind it's fine
29:20I love the time
29:21Like sex on the features
29:23What else is in the teachers
29:25Of features
29:25Huh
29:26What
29:27Fuck the pain away
29:29Fuck the pain away
29:31Fuck the pain away
29:33Fuck the pain away
29:34Fuck the pain away
29:36Fuck the pain away
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