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01:00Tama na yun ang damang nating post.
01:03Pwede ba tayo mag-usap?
01:06Babe, selfie tayo.
01:11Smile!
01:15Isa pa, ipakita mo kayang food mo.
01:19Taas mo pala makita nila.
01:26Ganda.
01:28Ganda.
01:29Ganda.
01:29Babe, pwede ba tayo mag-usap?
01:33Murang, murang.
01:36Last na, as in.
01:39Pag-count ko ng 3 ah, pag sa 3 ka gumalaw, okay?
01:431, 2, 3!
01:46Oh my gosh!
01:48Ang cute mo, Babe!
01:49First time ka nalang makikita ang ganito.
01:53Cindy,
01:54din mo ba ako narinig?
01:56Ha?
01:58Kanina ba ako nagsasalita?
02:00Narinig!
02:03Ay!
02:04Babe!
02:04Before I forget!
02:10Wow!
02:12Ganda nga!
02:15Alam mo, nalala ko yung seafood pa, Elemon.
02:17Ang sarap!
02:18Or any other dish na ikaw nagloto
02:20para hindi tayo palaging kumakain sa labas.
02:24Diba?
02:25Sounds like a good idea.
02:27Nakakatamad eh.
02:30Ay!
02:30Which reminds me.
02:33Babe, alam mo ba?
02:3530% off on our next bill
02:37kapag nag-post tayo ng couple pictures
02:38with this receipt.
02:40See?
02:41It pays to read the terms and conditions sa mga promos.
02:45Ay!
02:46Galing mo!
02:47Pero yung total na mga pangin lang ikita ko eh.
02:50Cute mo talaga.
03:03Babe,
03:05anong gusto mong pag-usapan?
03:11Ano kasi eh?
03:18Ano kasi eh?
03:25Mamaya na lang.
03:30Ano?
03:31Okay, babe.
03:32If you say so.
03:34You're the boss.
03:39Nagkanyang yung tono mo.
03:42Ha?
03:46You're the boss.
03:47Anong ibig mong sabihin doon?
03:52Babe.
03:55Tinatanong kita ko nung gusto mong pag-usapan.
03:57Sabi mo wala.
04:03Sabi ko mamaya na lang.
04:06Anong ibig sabihin mo.
04:07Ibig sabihin ko muna yung ilaw.
04:11But clearly,
04:13you're bothered by it.
04:15So what is it?
04:16Ano nga gusto mong pag-usapan?
04:18Wala na.
04:19Wala na!
04:20Wala na!
04:24Meron pa!
04:26Wala na nga!
04:27Ayun na!
04:30Pag-ahalo ko lang yung bago sa luma eh.
04:33Dapat talaga.
04:34Naidispose nato eh.
04:39Ito.
04:48Tignan mo.
04:49Wala na talaga oh.
04:50Wala na talaga.
04:52Wala na talaga to.
04:55Meron pa.
04:57Kailangan na ayusin.
04:58Hindi!
04:59Hindi na nag-work!
05:02Bakit naman kasi hindi mo lang hinigpitan?
05:05Wala na nga!
05:13Kasi ang ginawa mo dito okay naman ko.
05:14Wala akong ginawa dyan!
05:22Cindy, I'm breaking up with you!
05:27Hindi ko talaga maintindihan eh.
05:28Bakit hindi nag-work?
05:31Cindy, ano ba?
05:32Did you not hear me?
05:33I said I'm breaking up with you!
05:35O! Nalilig kita!
05:36Hindi ako pingit!
05:42Sorry.
05:43Wait lang.
05:46Magbanyo ako.
05:50Wait, what?
05:51I'm breaking up with you when you're gonna go to the toilet?
05:54Eh, naiihiya ko eh!
05:56Ano gusto mo maihiya ko sa panty ko?
06:03Cindy!
06:09Tangki na!
06:12Time!
06:41Hello.
06:44Nasak ni Nika na?
06:45Just about to leave for my rounds, babe.
06:48So, nakita mo na yung video?
06:49I'll send you the photo.
06:52Sige.
06:56So, what do you think?
06:59Ito na ba yung dream house natin?
07:02Ninety square?
07:03Floor area?
07:05Nanda?
07:09Yes, sabi na nga ka, magugustuhan mo eh.
07:11And, Dok, tingnan mo yung kitchen.
07:14Ang laki, di ba?
07:15And the attic, it's so perfect for your dream office.
07:19Sobrang perfect ng location.
07:21And ang lapit lang sa clinic ko.
07:24Yun nga lang, nagre-remind si June na hanggang walang ba.
07:27Thirty percent down payment in two weeks.
07:31Open house pa yung bahay.
07:33I don't know, babe.
07:35Say yes, agent din ako.
07:39Ito, gulit.
07:41Sorry.
07:42Hindi, hindi ako galit. Sorry, sorry.
07:44You know, if you think na hindi natin kaya yung presyo,
07:48we can settle for something smaller.
07:50No, no, no. Tama ka.
07:51Perfect yung place.
07:53Tsaka gusto ko yung simula natin perfect eh.
07:57Gusto ko siya tumupad sa usapan natin na hati tayo sa down payment.
08:03Pero, bakit parang di ka masaya?
08:09Masaya ako.
08:10Masaya ako?
08:13Hindi mo pa nasabi sa kanya, no?
08:17Actually, you know what? Kakasabi ko nang sa kanya ngayon.
08:20Shit. I'm so sorry.
08:22Um, how did you take it?
08:25She's in denial. Sa value siya.
08:28Hindi pala malabas.
08:31Alam mo na susunod dyan, babe.
08:33She'll play the sympathy card, paawa, paguilty.
08:36You have to be strong, okay?
08:39Remember, matagal mo nang pinaghandaan to.
08:41At matagal na natin pinagplanohan tong future natin.
08:45Okay.
08:46You're just doing this for our future, okay?
08:49I don't know. Hindi ko nakakalamitan.
08:52Basta, be strong.
08:54Strong?
08:55Remember.
08:56Naging hintay na yung treat house natin.
09:00With me.
09:01Side to shell.
09:02Oh my god.
09:03Okay.
09:04I don't know how much I need that right now.
09:08Okay. I love you, babe. I'll text you later.
09:10Remember, you have to end things with her tonight. Promise?
09:13I love you.
09:15Promise.
09:18I love you.
09:25Promise.
09:26Strong.
09:27I love you.
09:30I love you.
09:32Okay ka na ba?
09:43Since, I'm sorry.
09:48No, you're not.
09:53Let's talk about this.
09:58I'm not ready.
10:05Let's talk about this!
10:07Cindy!
10:12Cindy!
10:15Let's talk about this!
10:37I have two questions!
10:38But you're still asking me!
10:39But you're being muted!
10:41They're trying to read me!
10:45Cindy!
10:46Cindy!
10:48Do you have Whoo!
10:49They're not trying to read me!
10:49You're trying to read me!
13:22Hey, pwede ba natin pag-uusapan to?
13:25Magiging pake ka na lang.
13:30Since?
13:38Magdadrama pa ba tayo?
13:44Babalikan ko na lang yung photography books at fashion magazines ko.
13:53Pati yung bikini tsaka mannequin.
13:58Tsaka yung cooking and baking stuff ko nga pala.
14:05Ito, yung candles.
14:08Babalikan ko rin yan. Tsaka yung soap, yung Christmas decor, yung yoga mat, tsaka yung painting.
14:18Ako, anong kaya ang umalis?
14:22Condom mo to. Ako ang dapat umalis.
14:29Ako ang nakipag-break sa'yo. Ako dapat ang umalis.
14:35Alam mo namang hindi ko kaya bayaran yung rent dito, di ba?
14:41May two months deposit pa tayo. Pwede mo magamitin yun. Habang di ka pa nakahanap ng manilipatan, no?
14:51Huwag na. Nakahaya naman sa'yo.
14:59Tulungan na kita dyan.
15:05Tell me again. Bakit ka nakikipag-break?
15:16Hindi nga na-work.
15:21Spark!
15:23Spark!
15:23Magic!
15:28Fine.
15:34Dinakatamal.
15:51Three days ago, we were on a date.
15:56You told me that you love me again.
16:04I told you why.
16:07I don't know.
16:10It's just what happened.
16:16What's happening?
16:16I didn't ask you why I'm loving you.
16:21What's the answer to you?
16:23It's not magic.
16:27What's happening?
16:41You're a different person.
16:49I had to ask you.
16:52There's always an issue.
16:54You're a different person.
16:58Wow.
17:00What do you mean?
17:05What do you mean?
17:13What did I say?
17:14I was looking for a couple of people.
17:16Do you know why?
17:18Because I'm tired.
17:21I'm tired of this one-sided relationship.
17:27One-sided?
17:29Two?
17:31I'm not angry.
17:33Me too.
17:36Me too.
17:36Me too.
17:38Me too.
17:39Me too, I'm ready to eat,
17:40my skull.
17:42I'm proud of you being on the outside.
17:43You may go in and you want to eat,
17:44but you're the best.
17:46But you also want me to do that to you.
17:49But I'm still paying.
17:51I feel the best you want.
17:54From the very start,
17:56he said you want me to be the provider.
18:00Man of the house.
18:01I didn't think I was thinking about it.
18:04Because I thought you were thinking about it.
18:08I tried paying.
18:09Oh, when?
18:11I don't know if you were last.
18:13The first few times we were dating,
18:16you know what?
18:18Of course.
18:19I was impressed with you.
18:22But we were a few years ago.
18:24You answered all of us.
18:27You were so beautiful.
18:30Yeah, I was so happy.
18:32I was so happy that we were going back,
18:34so we were going back.
18:36You didn't want to go back?
18:37You're so happy.
18:41Why did you go back?
18:42But we're not like that.
18:44We're like our relationship.
18:47You're like your desire.
18:49You don't want me to ask me.
18:52You're not going to go back now.
18:54You're not going to go back.
18:56Really?
18:58It's true.
19:00It's true.
19:01It's true what I told you.
19:04But you know what I'm doing?
19:09I'm doing it on your IG,
19:11on our posts,
19:12on our posts.
19:15But in real life,
19:17I have all the responsibilities.
19:20I don't know what I'm doing for myself.
19:27I don't know what I'm doing.
19:33I don't know what I'm doing.
19:36You and me.
19:40Ever since we started,
19:42you said,
19:45everything we do is for us.
19:50You said,
19:54you said,
19:55we are a team.
19:59Without you and me,
20:01we are nothing.
20:03I meant it.
20:07I'm tired.
20:10I'm tired.
20:13I'm tired.
20:17I'm tired.
20:18I'm with you.
20:19You're right.
20:19I didn't fix you.
20:22it's okay.
20:24That's free.
20:24I left you.
20:26You'm board.
20:29You know.
20:30You're emotionally detached.
20:31You have who Steve in the past.
20:32Food!
20:33If you don't want to make mistakes.
20:34I don't make mistakes.
20:36We don't!
20:36We're zombies.
20:45You should have showed a little bit more effort.
20:50Oo, ikaw financially.
20:53Pero emotionally,
20:57I feel ako na nagtatrabaho sa relationship na to.
21:02Hindi lang ikaw ang napapagod, Beth!
21:09Kaya ka nga.
21:13Yan nga yung sinasabi ko eh.
21:15Pagod na tayo pareho.
21:20Kaya,
21:23itigin na natin to.
21:48Sen sometime Minnesota Saad Haru na tauno.ONE
21:49SEICKA SIAID
21:51paradene. Pagod
21:52na nao na na. SILllƤ
22:03weeb.
22:18So I need to make a piece of paper and see how it's going to be done.
22:20Now we have to make a piece of paper.
22:20I'm going to make a piece of paper.
22:21I'm going to make a piece of paper.
22:30I'm going to make a piece of paper.
22:38you're right
22:42right
22:44son
22:46no one-sided yung relationship natin
22:52that we should break up
22:56pero kung gagawin natin to
22:58we have to do it right
23:00ano yung phone mo
23:06Cindy, ano naman to?
23:08ba't kailangan mo yung phone ko?
23:13hindi lang ito tungkol sa atin, Beth
23:16Bethsin is nothing without our
23:19400,426 subscribers
23:21yung mga minamahal nating umamis
23:24we can't just let them down
23:27sumumpa tayo sa kanila eh
23:29sinabi natin magiging part sila ng life natin
23:33kailan nangyari yung sumpaan na yan?
23:35parang hindi ko makalala
23:40I'm sure they'll be devastated
23:41pag nalaman nilang break na tayo
23:45dudurog talaga sila
23:47so
23:48alam mo yun, the least we can do is
23:50tell them the truth
23:53hear it straight from us
23:55tapos yung gano'n
23:56anong naisip mo?
23:58live break up gano'n?
24:10because kakausapin natin sila, di ba?
24:14dami na rin nagtatanong eh
24:17siyempre
24:19nagpost ka muna bago makakausapin
24:21ng hilig-hilig mo sa gano'n
24:23wala mo namang daming nila
24:26kaya nga we will explain to them everything
24:30yun yung magiging last post natin sa page natin
24:34ano?
24:36game?
24:39ang sasabihin natin?
24:43um
24:44um
24:46well
24:49maybe we can start by
24:52deleting memories of us
24:57sige gano'n nalang
24:59okay
25:01okay
25:02uh
25:03on the count of three
25:05um
25:08one
25:13two
25:19two
25:19two and a half
25:26ma'am
25:29nakita niyo na ba si sus?
25:31gusto namin pakilala sa inyo ang ating tagapagligtas
25:34sige gano'n
25:43pwede
25:46hugo
26:03pwede
26:04Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord.
26:08Thanks, but no thanks.
26:11Ano ba yan? Since di na tayo mo sa safe, pinapasok mo pa.
26:14Sorry na.
26:15Tunay na natin to, okay?
26:16Oh fine, fine. On the count of three ulit.
26:20One.
26:22Two.
26:27No, no, no, no, no.
26:29No.
26:31Kahit bumagyo, kahit mamaha, kahit may sunog ngayon, didelete natin natin ang memories natin.
26:35Gusto mo ako na magbila?
26:37Game, game?
26:39Fine!
26:45One.
26:46Two.
26:47Wait, wait lang.
26:49Ano na na?
26:50Since?
26:51Last selfie.
26:53Sige na.
26:57Sige na.
27:10Sige na.
27:11Parang may spark pa naman.
27:15Tumili ka na.
27:16Sige na nga.
27:18Bilang na ako.
27:19Fine.
27:21One.
27:23Two.
27:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
27:26Bakit na naman!
27:26One!
27:27Reed!
27:28May congratulations message tayo!
27:30Congrats saan!
27:32I don't know, I think we won something!
27:36Congratulations, you have been selected as one of the semi-finalists of Hashtag Relationship Goals for Hashtag Relationship Goals.
27:43What's at stake?
27:45Oh my God, Beth!
27:47A five-year contract worth 10 million pesos,
27:50instant cash price of 5 million pesos,
27:53house and lot,
27:55a honeymoon package worth 5 million pesos,
27:57and other perks!
27:59If you wish to continue,
28:01please confirm in three minutes or we'll give the chance to other couples.
28:07No!
28:09Beth!
28:10No!
28:10Beth!
28:11Ano ka ba?
28:12Think about it.
28:13Ten seconds, think about it.
28:16Millions.
28:18House and lot.
28:20Parehas nating kailangan yun.
28:23Kung!
28:23Kung manalo tayo.
28:25Isang malaking kung yun.
28:26Hindi.
28:27Bakit naman hindi?
28:28Hundreds of thousands kaya ang umamis?
28:31Oo nga pala.
28:32Ang pangalan ng contest,
28:33search for Hashtag Relationship Goals.
28:36Cindy, break na tayo!
28:45Well,
28:47you can pretend that you love me.
28:52Ginagawa mo na naman yun, di ba?
28:53For God knows how long.
28:55Pero,
28:56experience ka na,
28:58yun yan mahirap sa'yo.
29:01Kabaliwan ang sinasabi mo.
29:03Think about it.
29:04Millions!
29:06Kaya na tayong nagka-millions?
29:07Saan tayo kukuha nun?
29:09Alam natin parehas na kailangan mo yun.
29:14O sige, ganito na lang.
29:17After the contest,
29:19after we win,
29:21isplit natin yung premyo.
29:23Tapos tsaka tayo mag-iwalay.
29:27No.
29:28Please, Beth.
29:29Please.
29:30I need this.
29:35You owe this to me, Beth.
29:37For cheating on me.
29:41Come on.
29:44Come on.
29:46You know you want this too.
29:49Come on.
29:54Not to pressure you ha,
29:55pero 30 seconds na lang.
29:57Ano, patagaling mo pa to.
29:58Wala na talaga.
29:59Goodbye millions na talaga.
30:00Teka lang mo.
30:02Beth.
30:02Beth.
30:03F**k.
30:04Uhhh.
30:069,
30:068,
30:087,
30:096,
30:115,
30:134,
30:153,
30:162,
30:171,
30:28Let's move the nursery.
30:31I move the nursery.
30:34You said yes!
30:36Yes!
30:38Yes!
30:39Yes!
30:39Yes!
30:40Yes!
30:41You said yes!
30:44This season on Vetsin!
30:47Alam mo kung gagawin natin?
30:50Kailangan...
30:51Kailangan may rules tayo.
30:53The only rule we need is we have to do.
30:56At all costs.
31:00Break na kami!
31:01Break na kami, babe.
31:02Break na kami.
31:04Ten days lang.
31:05Game ako dyan.
31:07Hindi!
31:08Anong nakakalimutan mo?
31:09We're only doing this for money, right?
31:10I know!
31:12Hi, guys!
31:14Okay.
31:15We're recording.
31:19Espiritu na third sex.
31:21Cass, take you out.
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