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01:00Tama na yun ang damang nating post.
01:03Pwede ba tayo mag-usap?
01:06Babe, selfie tayo.
01:11Smile!
01:15Isa pa, ipakita mo kayang food mo.
01:19Taas mo pala makita nila.
01:26Ganda.
01:28Ganda.
01:29Ganda.
01:29Babe, pwede ba tayo mag-usap?
01:33Murang, murang.
01:36Last na, as in.
01:39Pag-count ko ng 3 ah, pag sa 3 ka gumalaw, okay?
01:431, 2, 3!
01:46Oh my gosh!
01:48Ang cute mo, Babe!
01:49First time ka nalang makikita ang ganito.
01:53Cindy,
01:54din mo ba ako narinig?
01:56Ha?
01:58Kanina ba ako nagsasalita?
02:00Narinig!
02:03Ay!
02:04Babe!
02:04Before I forget!
02:10Wow!
02:12Ganda nga!
02:15Alam mo, nalala ko yung seafood pa, Elemon.
02:17Ang sarap!
02:18Or any other dish na ikaw nagloto
02:20para hindi tayo palaging kumakain sa labas.
02:24Diba?
02:25Sounds like a good idea.
02:27Nakakatamad eh.
02:30Ay!
02:30Which reminds me.
02:33Babe, alam mo ba?
02:3530% off on our next bill
02:37kapag nag-post tayo ng couple pictures
02:38with this receipt.
02:40See?
02:41It pays to read the terms and conditions sa mga promos.
02:45Ay!
02:46Galing mo!
02:47Pero yung total na mga pangin lang ikita ko eh.
02:50Cute mo talaga.
03:03Babe,
03:05anong gusto mong pag-usapan?
03:11Ano kasi eh?
03:18Ano kasi eh?
03:25Mamaya na lang.
03:30Ano?
03:31Okay, babe.
03:32If you say so.
03:34You're the boss.
03:39Nagkanyang yung tono mo.
03:42Ha?
03:46You're the boss.
03:47Anong ibig mong sabihin doon?
03:52Babe.
03:55Tinatanong kita ko nung gusto mong pag-usapan.
03:57Sabi mo wala.
04:03Sabi ko mamaya na lang.
04:06Anong ibig sabihin mo.
04:07Ibig sabihin ko muna yung ilaw.
04:11But clearly,
04:13you're bothered by it.
04:15So what is it?
04:16Ano nga gusto mong pag-usapan?
04:18Wala na.
04:19Wala na!
04:20Wala na!
04:24Meron pa!
04:26Wala na nga!
04:27Ayun na!
04:30Pag-ahalo ko lang yung bago sa luma eh.
04:33Dapat talaga.
04:34Naidispose nato eh.
04:39Ito.
04:48Tignan mo.
04:49Wala na talaga oh.
04:50Wala na talaga.
04:52Wala na talaga to.
04:55Meron pa.
04:57Kailangan na ayusin.
04:58Hindi!
04:59Hindi na nag-work!
05:02Bakit naman kasi hindi mo lang hinigpitan?
05:05Wala na nga!
05:13Kasi ang ginawa mo dito okay naman ko.
05:14Wala akong ginawa dyan!
05:22Cindy, I'm breaking up with you!
05:27Hindi ko talaga maintindihan eh.
05:28Bakit hindi nag-work?
05:31Cindy, ano ba?
05:32Did you not hear me?
05:33I said I'm breaking up with you!
05:35O! Nalilig kita!
05:36Hindi ako pingit!
05:42Sorry.
05:43Wait lang.
05:46Magbanyo ako.
05:50Wait, what?
05:51I'm breaking up with you when you're gonna go to the toilet?
05:54Eh, naiihiya ko eh!
05:56Ano gusto mo maihiya ko sa panty ko?
06:03Cindy!
06:09Tangki na!
06:12Angkorong.
06:15Angkorong.
06:19Angkorong.
06:26Angkorong.
06:27Angkorong.
06:28Angkorong.
06:28Angkorong.
06:29Angkorong.
06:29Angkorong.
06:30Angkorong.
06:30Angkorong.
06:31Angkorong.
06:32Angkorong.
06:38Angkorong.
06:41Hello?
06:43Nasa klinika na?
06:45Just about the uniform around, babe.
06:48So, nakita mo na yung video?
06:49I'll send you the photo.
06:51Ah, sige.
06:56So, what do you think?
06:59Ito na ba yung dream house natin?
07:01Ninety square?
07:03Floor area?
07:05Nanda!
07:09Yes, sabi na nga ko, magugustuhan mo eh.
07:12And doc, tingnan mo yung kitchen.
07:14Ang laki, di ba?
07:15And the attic, it's so perfect for your dream office.
07:19Sobrang perfect ng location.
07:21And ang lapit lang sa klinik ko.
07:24Yun nga lang, nagre-remind si June na hanggang walang bahay.
07:27Thirty percent down payment to two weeks.
07:30Open house pa yung bahay.
07:33I don't know, babe.
07:35Says agent din ako.
07:39Nagkagulit.
07:41Sorry.
07:42Hindi, hindi ako galit. Sorry, sorry.
07:44You know, if you think na hindi natin kaya yung presyo,
07:48think and settle for something smaller.
07:50No, no, no. Tama ka.
07:52Perfect yung place.
07:53Tsaka gusto ko yung simula natin perfect eh.
07:57Gusto ko sa tumupad sa usapan natin na hati tayo sa down payment.
08:03Pero, bakit parang di ka masaya?
08:09Masaya ako.
08:10Masaya ako.
08:12Masaya ako.
08:13Hindi mo pa nasabi sa kanya, no?
08:17Actually, you know what? Kakasabi ko nang sa kanya ngayon.
08:20Shit. I'm so sorry. Um, how did you take it?
08:25She's in denial. Sa banyo siya.
08:28Hindi pa lumalabas.
08:31Alam mo na susunod dyan, babe.
08:33She'll play the sympathy card. Paawa. Pa-guilty.
08:36You have to be strong, okay?
08:39Remember, matagal mo nang pinaghandaan to.
08:41At matagal na natin pinagplanohan tong future natin.
08:45You're just doing this for our future, okay?
08:49Ayun mo. Hindi ko nakakalamitan.
08:51Basta be strong.
08:54Strong?
08:55Remember, matagal na natin.
08:58At matagal na natin.
09:00With me.
09:01By the shell.
09:02Oh my god.
09:03I don't know how much I need that right now.
09:08Okay, I love you, babe. I'll text you later.
09:10Remember, you have to end things with her tonight.
09:13Promise?
09:14I love you.
09:15Promise.
09:25You're still alive.
09:30Since?
09:32Okay ka na ba?
09:42Since, I'm sorry.
09:48No, you're not.
09:53Let's talk about this.
09:59I'm not ready.
10:05Let's talk about this!
10:08Cindy!
10:12Cindy!
10:15Let's talk about this!
10:36Cindy!
10:37Ayaw mo kausapin pero nag-post ka?
10:41Cindy!
10:41Cindy!
10:44Cindy!
10:54Aaaaah!
11:12Cindy!
11:14Cindy!
11:14Cindy!
11:14No!
11:16No!
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14:52Thisаем si ë¬¸ì œ and we can issue the relationship with a defensive line.
15:00Number 10,
15:05Tell me again, why don't you break?
15:16It's not working.
15:21It's a spark. It's a magic.
15:23It's a magic.
15:29Fine.
15:34Di na kita, mahal.
15:36Okay.
15:51Three days pa lang tayo nagde-date nun.
15:57Tinabi mo agad sa akin na mahal mo na ako.
16:04Tinanong kita kung bakit sabi mo, ewan mo.
16:10Basta na lang nangyari.
16:16Kaya tinatanong kita kung bakit di mo na ako mahal.
16:21Ang sagot mo sa akin, wala ng magic.
16:27Ano yung basta na lang din nangyari?
16:41May iba ka na?
16:50Ang tangan ng tanong.
16:52Siyempre, meron.
16:55Ikaw pa talaga naghahanap ng iba.
16:58Wow.
17:00Ano ibig mong sabihin doon?
17:05Ano ibig mong sabihin doon?
17:13Oo, ako naghahanap ng iba.
17:16Alam mo kung bakit?
17:19Kasi pagod na ako, e.
17:22Pagod na ako sa one-sided relationship na to.
17:27One-sided?
17:29Two ako?
17:31Hindi ako na papatawa!
17:33Ako din.
17:35Ako lahat, e.
17:38Ako sa bills. Ako sa pagkain.
17:40Ang arte-arte mo pa sa pagkain!
17:42Ang hiling mo bumili sa labas!
17:43Pwede ka naman magluto!
17:44Marunong ka magluto!
17:45Magaling ka magluto!
17:47Pero gusto mo ang Instagram-able!
17:49Pero ako pa rin magbabayan nun!
17:51Diba yun naman yung gusto mo?
17:55From the very start, diba?
17:57Sabi mo gusto mo ikaw yung provider.
18:00Ang man of the house!
18:02Hindi ako nang nag-isip niyan.
18:04Dahil maitli lang buko, inisip mo na yan.
18:08I tried paying.
18:09Oh, kailan?
18:11Maraming hindi ko maalala yung last na nabayad ka.
18:13Ang mga first few times na nagde-date tayo,
18:17ayaw mo naman.
18:18Siyempre!
18:19Nagpapay-press pa ako sa'yo nun!
18:22Pero ilang taon na tayo!
18:24Pinasagot mo sa akin lahat!
18:27Pati mo sa counseling mo na napakamahal!
18:30Hindi naman umobra!
18:33Crush ka pa yata ng doktor, kaya tayo balik ng balik dun, e.
18:36Inang yan?
18:37Payag mo pala, e.
18:41Bakit ka pumayag?
18:42Kasi ganon tayo't hindi.
18:45Ganon ang relasyon natin.
18:48Pipilitin mo yung gusto mo.
18:50Hindi mo naman ako tatanungin kung okay sa'kin.
18:53Hindi mo ako titigilan hanggang hindi ako pumapayag.
18:58Actually...
18:58Totoo!
19:00Totula na sa nasabi ko.
19:04Pero alam mo, naririn din ako.
19:09Naririn din ako sa IG mo, sa kapost natin, sa pagpapanggap natin.
19:15Pero in real life,
19:17ina ko ko lahat ng responsibilities.
19:20Hindi na nga ako nakiipag para sa sarili ko, e.
19:26Hindi mo naman sinabi, e.
19:30Hindi mo naman sinabi, e.
19:34Kala ko bawal ang you and me.
19:40Diba ever since na nag-start tayo, sabi mo,
19:45sabi mo,
19:46everything we do is for us.
19:51Diba pinost mo yun, sabi mo?
19:55Sabi mo, we are a team.
19:59Without you and me,
20:01we are nothing.
20:02Sabi mo...
20:03Sinabi ko yun. Nung sinabi ko yun, I meant it.
20:08Pagod na ako.
20:11Pagod na ako.
20:14Ako na ba may pagkukulang?
20:17Beth, may mga sentiments din ako sa'yo ha,
20:19pero tinitiis kita.
20:21Tinitiis? Anong tinitiis mo sa'kin? Sige nga!
20:24Lagi kang busy.
20:26Ang cold mo.
20:29You're emotionally detached.
20:31Ang passive mo.
20:32Alam mo kung hindi pa ako gagawa ng paraan,
20:34kung hindi pa ako mag-initiate, wala.
20:37Para tayong mga zombies dito.
20:38Paano kita lalangdingin?
20:40Palagi kang naka-live.
20:41Sa isa pa, hindi mo pwedeng sumat sa'kin yan.
20:43Nagtatrabaho ako para sa aking dalawa.
20:45You should've showed a little bit more effort.
20:50Oo, ikaw financially.
20:53Pero emotionally,
20:57I feel na ako na natatrabaho sa relationship na to.
21:02Hindi lang ikaw na papagod, Beth.
21:09Kaya nga...
21:12Kaya nga...
21:13Yan nga yung sinasabi ko eh.
21:16Pagod na tayo pareho.
21:21Kaya...
21:24Itigin na natin to.
21:29Thunk...
21:30Yung...
21:33Shhh...
21:34Shhh...
21:35Shhh...
21:35Shhh...
21:38Shhh...
21:39I don't know.
22:18I don't know.
22:19I don't know.
22:39I don't know.
23:07Ano naman to?
23:08Ba't kailangan mo yung phone ko?
23:13Hindi lang to tungkol sa atin, Beth.
23:16Beth Sin is nothing without our 400,426 subscribers.
23:21Yung mga minamahal nating umamis.
23:24We can't just let them down.
23:27Sumumpa tayo sa kanila eh.
23:30Sinabi natin magiging part sila ng life natin.
23:33Kailan nangyari yung sumpaan na yan?
23:35Parang hindi ko makalala.
23:40I'm sure they'll be devastated pag nalaman nilang break na tayo.
23:45Dudurog talaga sila.
23:47So, alam mo yun, the least we can do is tell them the truth.
23:53You heard straight from us, yung ganon.
23:56Anong naisip mo?
23:58Live breakup ka nun?
24:10Bigis kakausapin natin sila, di ba?
24:14Dami na rin nagtatanong eh.
24:17Siyempre.
24:18Nagpost ka muna bago makakausapin.
24:21Nakilig-hilig mo sa ganon.
24:23Ano mo namang daming nila.
24:26Kaya nga we will explain to them everything.
24:30Yun yung magiging last post natin sa page natin.
24:34Ano?
24:36Game?
24:39Ang sasabihin natin?
24:44Ang...
24:47Well...
24:49Maybe we can start by...
24:53Deleting memories of us.
24:56Sige, ganon na lang.
24:59Okay.
25:01Okay.
25:03On the count of three.
25:08One.
25:13Two.
25:19Two and a half.
25:27Ma'am.
25:29Nakita niyo na ba si Jesus?
25:31Gusto namin pakilala sa inyo ang ating tagapagligtas.
25:36Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord.
25:44Jesus, praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord.
25:48Jesus, praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord.
25:54Ah, who are they?
25:58Divine Intervention.
26:00Beth, I really think we should talk to him first.
26:04Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord.
26:08Thanks, but no thanks.
26:11What's that? Since you haven't been in the safe place, you're still here.
26:14Sorry!
26:15Let's continue this, okay?
26:16Fine, fine. On the count of three, again.
26:24One, two...
26:27No, no, no, no, no.
26:30Kahit bumagyo, kahit mamaha, kahit may sunnog ngayon,
26:33didelete natin natang memories natin.
26:35Gusto mo ako na magbila?
26:37Game, game? Fine!
26:46One, two...
26:47Wait, wait lang.
26:49Ano na naman?
26:50Since?
26:51Last selfie.
26:53Sige na.
26:57Sige na.
27:11Parang may spark pa naman.
27:15Sige na nga.
27:16Sige na nga.
27:17Ibig lang na ako.
27:19Fine.
27:22One...
27:23Two...
27:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
27:26Bakit na na naman?
27:27Read!
27:28May congratulations message tayo!
27:30Congrats saan?
27:32I don't know.
27:33I think we won something.
27:36Congratulations, you have been selected as one of the semi-finalists of Hashtag Relationship Goals for Hashtag Relationship Goals.
27:43What's at stake?
27:45Oh my God, Beth!
27:47A five-year contract worth 10 million pesos,
27:51instant cash price of 5 million pesos,
27:53house and lot,
27:55a honeymoon package worth 5 million pesos,
27:57and other perks!
27:59If you wish to continue,
28:01please confirm in three minutes or we'll give the chance to other couples.
28:07No!
28:08The button below?
28:09No, no!
28:09Beth!
28:10No!
28:10Beth!
28:11Think about it!
28:13Ten seconds, think about it.
28:16Millions,
28:18house and lot,
28:20parehas natin kailangan yun.
28:23Kung, kung manalo tayo,
28:25isang malaking kung yun.
28:26Hindi.
28:27Saan ka naman hindi?
28:28Hundreds of thousands kaya ang umamis?
28:31Oo nga pala.
28:32Ang pangalan ng contest,
28:33search for Hashtag Relationship Goals.
28:36Cindy, break na tayo!
28:45Well,
28:47you can pretend that you love me.
28:52Ginagawa mo na naman yun, di ba,
28:53for God knows how long.
28:55Pero,
28:56experience ka na,
28:58yun yan, mahirap sa'yo.
29:00No, sa'yo.
29:01Kabaliwan ang sinasabi mo.
29:03Think about it.
29:05Millions!
29:06Gano'n tayong nagka-millions?
29:07Saan tayo kukuha nun?
29:09Alam natin parehas na kailangan mo yun.
29:12Oh, sige, ganito na lang.
29:17After the contest,
29:19after we win,
29:21isplit natin yung premyo.
29:23Tapos, tsaka tayo,
29:25mag-iwalay.
29:27No.
29:28Please, Beth.
29:29Please.
29:30I need this.
29:35You owe this to me, Beth.
29:37For cheating on me.
29:41Come on.
29:45You know you want this too.
29:49Come on.
29:54Not to pressure you,
29:55pero 30 seconds na lang.
29:57Ano, patagaling mo pa to.
29:58Wala na talaga.
29:59Goodbye Millions na talaga.
30:00Teka lang mo.
30:02Fifth.
30:03Fuck.
30:04Nine.
30:07Eight.
30:08Seven.
30:10Six.
30:11Five.
30:13Four.
30:15Three.
30:16Two.
30:21Yes!
30:26Uy!
30:28Let's leave the nursery.
30:31I mean that.
30:33I said yes.
30:36I said yes.
30:38I said yes.
30:39I said yes.
30:39I said yes.
30:39Oh, oh, oh.
30:40I said yes.
30:42I said yes.
30:44This season on Vetsin.
30:46Alam mo kung gagawin natin.
30:50Kailangan...
30:51Kailangan may rules tayo.
30:53The only rule we need
30:54is we have to do.
30:56At all costs.
31:00Break na kami.
31:01Break na kami, babe.
31:02Promise.
31:03Break na kami.
31:04Ten days lang.
31:05Game ako dyan.
31:07Hindi.
31:08Paano nakakalimutan me?
31:09We're only doing this for money, right?
31:10I know!
31:12Hi, guys!
31:13Bye!
31:14Okay.
31:15And we're recording.
31:19Espiritu na third sex.
31:21Cass, take you out.
31:22Tupaya!
31:22Tupaya!
31:28Tupaya!
31:29Oh, Christ.
31:44Sandmaster function okay no?
32:01All the way!
32:09Thanks!
32:10All right.
32:11You'll be aclit as the wText and pan with me.
32:12We'll be right back in two sports.
32:12Hey, Ken.
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