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00:05:11Sayang.
00:05:12Sayang.
00:05:16Yeah, Ani.
00:05:17Yeah, Pak.
00:05:18Jan, tolong, Jan.
00:05:20Ah, copy.
00:05:22Kunci mobil saya, kamu dicari sampai ketemu.
00:05:25Siap, Pak.
00:05:26Nanti siap, mau dipakai sama ibu.
00:05:28Dan sekarang tolong tas gaus saya maskin ikan kamu.
00:05:31Siap, Pak.
00:05:33Kamu nih pembantu apa tentara?
00:05:35Bapak, bisa ada.
00:05:36Dan...
00:05:37Siap.
00:05:40He...
00:05:40He...
00:05:41He...
00:05:42He...
00:05:42He...
00:05:43He...
00:05:43He...
00:05:45He...
00:05:46Untung kopimu enak.
00:05:48Yaudah, nanti siang aku balik lagi.
00:05:49Jadi, nanti soalnya ada mending lagi sore.
00:05:51Ya, deket rumah.
00:05:52Oke?
00:05:53Love you.
00:05:54Bye.
00:05:59Tiga.
00:06:00Dua.
00:06:02Satu.
00:06:04Si cantik.
00:06:06Makasih.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:19Bye.
00:06:28Hello, ibu.
00:06:29Bu, aku tuh kesiangan kan ke pasarnya.
00:06:33Jadinya tadi, nih lihat.
00:06:35Sayurnya layu-layu begini loh, bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sembel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalau kesiangan.
00:06:46Bu Bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:51This is just water, Bu.
00:06:55Oh yeah, I can make it.
00:06:58Ibu, why?
00:07:01Why do you have a lot of thinking?
00:07:05Yes, I can.
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:09Ah, this is the first thing.
00:07:11Let's go to the first place, Bu.
00:07:14Yeah, so you can chill.
00:07:16Oh yeah, oh gitu ya, Bu ya.
00:07:19Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya, saya yang kesana.
00:07:25Siap ya, Bu?
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:29Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:35Ih, ya ampun, Ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong, cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalo modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih kalo di kampung saya udah jadi simpenannya bupati loh, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya soalnya kan kalo istrinya ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:01Hehehe.
00:08:05Hehehe.
00:08:05Hehehe.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:08Aduh, ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:12Udahlah, Bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:16Hmm.
00:08:16Tuh loh, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementrian itu loh, Bu.
00:08:21Kerja di kementrian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya kerja sama orang kementrian.
00:08:26Hmm.
00:08:28Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Huh?
00:08:31Gimana?
00:08:32Super, Bu.
00:08:33Super.
00:08:34Super driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:37Iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana deket tukang sate itu loh, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:43Oh, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:46Hehehe.
00:08:48Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:53Hehehe.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:55Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia.
00:08:59Amin.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:04Amin.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:09Hehehe.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Gak, gak usah. Aku mau pergi cek toko aku titip rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu.
00:09:23Terakhir nunggu dadah nunggu, Bu.
00:09:25Bu.
00:09:25Bu.
00:09:28Bu.
00:09:29Bu.
00:09:29Bu.
00:09:30Bu.
00:09:30Bu.
00:09:31Bu.
00:09:31Bu.
00:09:34Bu.
00:09:34Bu.
00:09:43Bu.
00:09:53Bu.
00:09:57Bu.
00:10:06Bu.
00:10:10Bu.
00:10:21Bu.
00:10:23Bu.
00:10:23Bu.
00:10:24Bu.
00:10:24Bu.
00:10:25Bu.
00:10:25Bu.
00:10:26Bu.
00:10:28Bu.
00:10:29Bu.
00:10:32Bu.
00:10:36Bu.
00:10:40Bu.
00:10:45Bu.
00:10:47Bu.
00:10:54Bu.
00:10:56Bu.
00:10:59Bu.
00:11:00Kau mau ngewek sama laki orang, model hotel jadi mobil...
00:11:06...Yeah yuk
00:11:08Ayo nankah sih?
00:11:09Kau ini aku mau cewek
00:11:11Kamu nge-omong apa sih yuk
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah narah nudhu yang ga jelas
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apa lagi bro
00:11:19Makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu udah dengerin
00:11:22Kamu kan tau kerja laku apa?
00:11:24Sebelum lagi kamu ngapel sama salah, itu kan sempel kantor
00:11:33Baca. Baca! Anya! Cuma pereka sekolah kan yang nama Instagram-nya biar nggak tukar sama pereka lain!
00:11:42Cis!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh. Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:55Serius, beneran.
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Ya beneran, kamu sih ini harusnya surprise buat kamu. Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih.
00:12:27Bisa nggak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu, yuk?
00:12:29Aku nggak bodoh ya, Broto.
00:12:31Ya bukan berarti kamu nggak pernah salah, yuk.
00:12:33Kamu kemana sih?
00:12:35Ayo!
00:12:36Masada!
00:12:40Yuk.
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Apa-apa kasihan?
00:12:44Yuk.
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu, kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:49Ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:51Ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekarang ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Gondok.
00:13:01Oke, Pak. Aku nggak salah. Aku semuanya. Aku kayak gimana.
00:13:04Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk.
00:13:05Yuk.
00:13:06Yuk.
00:13:06Gondok.
00:13:09Duh dong, Sayang. Maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya, Sayang.
00:13:12Lepas ya.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas ya.
00:13:14Benci kamu.
00:13:43Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:47Aku cuma bertahan di hubungan ini karena aku sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Nggak boleh ngintip.
00:14:08Apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya? Nggak boleh, ibu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:16Apa?
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:21Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, ibu.
00:14:27Mwah.
00:14:28Love you.
00:14:29Love you.
00:14:30Saksikan, ibu.
00:14:31Iku, Wish.
00:14:32Kalau emang hanya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Tiba.
00:14:38Aku lewat.
00:14:41Masa lagi, jangan sampai perasaan kita merasakan.
00:14:49Masa lagi, jangan sampai perasaan kita merasakan.
00:14:55Salamualaikum.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:03Ayu.
00:15:16Tiba-tiba keinginan sama kalian.
00:15:19Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginap aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:24Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:26Kangen.
00:15:26Hmm, gimana sih?
00:15:29Abis nilatnya gitu kayak gak kangen deh.
00:15:31Oh, gak kangen.
00:15:34Loh, kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kau berantakan banget nih.
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:38Oh.
00:15:38Sudah, anak-anak, anak-anak.
00:15:39Nggak usah dong.
00:15:41Oh, gak enak kan ya, cuma berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti, nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Udah deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:50Koper ibu dibawa masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:52Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:56Iya, ibu ya.
00:15:56Ah.
00:15:58Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, 2 bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya suami ngurusin papainya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu.
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya, kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di departemen store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat speaker gitu ya.
00:16:24Selamat datang, ini teman-teman.
00:16:26Semoga bila anda belajar hari ini, besok anda akan mendapatkan 90%-nya.
00:16:33Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tangan?
00:16:38Ini iseng aja, bu.
00:16:39Aku mudah ikut-ikutan teman, tapi sekarang gak usah ilang, sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:44Amin.
00:16:45Kamu?
00:16:48Kamu?
00:16:49Bukan jadi matahal.
00:16:50Duduk aja, duduk-duduk.
00:16:52Serhat dulu, capek kan pasti, Mbak Yani.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu komperinfo?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:56Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:57Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin mukah ya.
00:16:59Ya, saya gak pake gula.
00:17:00I love you.
00:17:05Ibu, how are you doing?
00:17:08Where are you?
00:17:09What are you doing?
00:17:10I'm doing a lot of fun.
00:17:17How are you doing?
00:17:19Ibu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:26Ibu?
00:17:29Hello, Ibu.
00:17:30Ibu di mana sih, Ibu?
00:17:34Hmm, pesan.
00:17:35Ini aku baru sampai rumah, nggak ada orang.
00:17:37Sepedaan doang, ntar sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku nggak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:49Iya, iya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Ibu?
00:17:53Ibu?
00:17:54Ibu sepul mau didikin ini sama apa?
00:17:56Ya, didikin deh.
00:18:00Bapak.
00:18:01Kamu ibu kalau aku mau.
00:18:03Itu dia akan selanjutnya.
00:18:04Iya, nggak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:11Cantik ya, nggak kayak Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya, Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba apa?
00:18:18Ya, kamu bilang aja kamu mau coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu nggak ngomong sendiri?
00:18:20Tapi kok nggak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:25Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:26Jadi setelan bahaya dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:29Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja harusnya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu nggak ngomongin aku sama nggak?
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:48Nggak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis ya, Pak, ya.
00:18:54Iya, Bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang tadi tidur.
00:19:05Ini buat tahinya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:13Beritanya dari tadi, nggak ada yang yang makin.
00:19:17Yang virus.
00:19:19Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:23Orang itu susah banget diatur.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:27Eh, tetap pada pilih, Pak.
00:19:28Nggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:31Benar-benar orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Nggak, Bu.
00:19:34Cuma apa?
00:19:34Tidak bisa tonton TV-nya.
00:19:36Bentar mau bikin stress.
00:19:40Yuk.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Yaitu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:57Iya, tuh.
00:19:57Gimana nggak ibu stress.
00:20:05Iya.
00:20:06Ibu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Bawang ngomong apa sih.
00:20:12Oke.
00:20:19Halo.
00:20:28Halo, Mak.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan.
00:20:40Aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya lu masih nggak penusif.
00:20:43Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:45Iya, soalnya kan kita nunggu-nunggu banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Nggak ada.
00:20:50Nggak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus dikirim kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Tok?
00:20:54Ya, pokoknya.
00:20:55Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:01Ya.
00:21:01Ya udah aku siapin kemat ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Bu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar nggak apa-apa ini?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu seneng dia.
00:21:22Lihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:23Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Berarti orang, tetangga ibu itu cucunya ada dua, ada lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:40Iya, tapi nggak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:42Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:44Nggak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu seneng kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:48Kalau gitu, langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Ibu bode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:57Pasti.
00:21:58Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:59Iya.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah, gitu.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:07Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin pombongan.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu nggak lapan?
00:22:14Maper lah.
00:22:15Ya, pastikan gue makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Mama, Mia.
00:22:29Ya.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto ala chef.
00:22:34Ayu.
00:22:34Baik, sayang.
00:22:40Oke, ibu.
00:22:41Udah saya datet semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua, Bu.
00:22:48Ibu nggak mau paham.
00:22:52Oke, siap, Bu.
00:22:54Eh, Bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:56Tuh.
00:22:57Udah abis.
00:22:58Abis.
00:23:00Saya belum KTM lagi.
00:23:01Kamu nggak ada cash di rumah saya pincang.
00:23:03Cukup.
00:23:04Uang saya, Bu.
00:23:05Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Uang siapa tanya?
00:23:14Kalau ibu makan apa aja yang ada di lokasi?
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:20Uang.
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:22100.
00:23:23Beratus.
00:23:28Yuk.
00:23:32Yuk.
00:23:33Guys, belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalanan.
00:23:39Ayo.
00:23:40Ayo.
00:23:43Aku rasanya bukan kebetulan, Yuk.
00:23:46Coba kamu pikir nih.
00:23:47Pas kamu mau pergi, ibu tiba-tiba datang.
00:23:50Mau nginep di sini selama lockdown.
00:23:52Lockdown itu bukan 2-3 hari, Yuk.
00:23:55Bisa mingguan, bulanan.
00:23:59Aku rasanya pertanda dari Tuhan kalau kita nggak boleh cerai.
00:24:04Tuhan?
00:24:05Pertanda dari Tuhan nggak bilang?
00:24:08Iya.
00:24:09Salah Jum.
00:24:10Saya pegang sebulan sekali aja ngomongin Tuhan.
00:24:12Atau kamu ngintot sama Anya.
00:24:13Ingat nggak kamu ngomong Tuhan?
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:22Nggak usah perjalanan saya, kakak.
00:24:29Dudur saja.
00:24:31Yuk, tolong deh.
00:24:39Tiga hari.
00:24:41Aku kasih waktu tiga hari.
00:24:43Setelah itu kamu pulangin ibu.
00:24:46Aku pergi.
00:24:56Bu.
00:24:57Bu.
00:24:58Nggak bisa ke pasar, Bu.
00:24:59Nggak boleh keluar rumah.
00:25:00Tuhan.
00:25:01Itu ada orang kelurangan nider.
00:25:03Pak, rumah kita kayaknya mau disegel loh, Pak.
00:25:06Tuh, tuh, disegel.
00:25:08Pak.
00:25:09Pak sebentar, Pak.
00:25:10Ada apa ya, Pak?
00:25:11Kok disegel, Pak?
00:25:12Ini instruksi dari Gubernur, Pak.
00:25:14Iya.
00:25:14Jadi setiap rumah dikarantina sendiri-sendiri.
00:25:17Pak, tapi ini berapa lama kayak gininya?
00:25:19Waduh.
00:25:20Nggak tahu juga ya, Bu.
00:25:21Berdoa sajalah.
00:25:22Semoga tidak terlalu lama.
00:25:23Mari, Pak, Bu.
00:25:25Pak.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang gimana ya?
00:25:29Bu.
00:25:30Pak.
00:25:32Oh, saya punya ide.
00:25:34Gimana kalau pacar saya, Mas Bambang, kita suruh pindah ke sini aja?
00:25:38Kan dia sendirian dikos.
00:25:40Kasian, Pak.
00:25:41Terus, Bu, nanti Mas Bambang tuh bisa kita mintain tolong.
00:25:45Terus bisa ngerame-ramein rumah, Bu.
00:25:48Gimana, Bu?
00:25:49Menurutmu?
00:25:50Iya, menurut saya, Bu, Mas Bambang akan berguna sekali.
00:26:16Gimana, Bu?
00:26:17Lih...
00:26:18Ayu mana?
00:26:19Ya.
00:26:20Ayu.
00:26:21Ayu?
00:26:22Hm?
00:26:23I think she's in the room.
00:26:25You know, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why are you talking to Ayu?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is the job.
00:26:40Mas, I didn't meet you.
00:26:42I'm not strong enough.
00:26:47Let me, let me.
00:26:48I don't want to be here.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:54I want to leave.
00:26:58What?
00:27:00What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:06Mas Bambang!
00:27:19What?
00:27:30What?
00:27:35Wait a minute.
00:27:37There's a place to sit down.
00:27:38I'm doing a pusing, I don't know.
00:27:41I'm coming.
00:27:41I'm alone.
00:27:44I'm alone.
00:27:45I'm alone.
00:27:45I can't.
00:27:46You're alone.
00:27:47You're safe.
00:27:55But I'm alone.
00:27:58If I'm alone,
00:28:01then people in my apartment
00:28:03I'm alone.
00:28:08I'm alone.
00:28:09It's not a virus.
00:28:11It's not a zombie.
00:28:12So if you're in quarantine,
00:28:14it's not a zombie.
00:28:15It's not a zombie.
00:28:15I'm alone.
00:28:17I'm alone.
00:28:19I'm alone.
00:28:20Please.
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:27So I'm alone.
00:28:28What do I do?
00:28:30I'm alone.
00:28:31I'm alone.
00:28:33Oh iya.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan gila.
00:28:46Aduh, ayo nyalain video callnya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:52Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang.
00:28:54Okay?
00:28:54Okay.
00:28:57Sekarang emangat nih.
00:28:58Iya.
00:29:05Okay.
00:29:08Wih, ada-ada aja ya.
00:29:11Yes.
00:29:11feminine.
00:29:16I'm okay.
00:29:17Ahin.
00:29:21Burak!
00:29:22Burak!
00:29:23Burak!
00:29:24Burak!
00:29:25NyaI
00:29:28I'm okay if you wanna stay.
00:29:34Uhh.
00:29:40Hey Mas, you don't work?
00:29:45I'm going to go to lockdown.
00:29:47I'm going to go here.
00:29:50I'm going to connect.
00:29:51I'm going to connect.
00:29:54Cinta, honey.
00:29:56Cinta.
00:29:57Tanpa pengorbanan.
00:30:00Bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:02Hahaha.
00:30:04Kind of romantic.
00:30:06We have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up.
00:30:12Cause we can fight and then we make up.
00:30:15Nih, kamu sweet banget.
00:30:17Astaga.
00:30:18Astaga.
00:30:19Astaga mau minta jatuh.
00:30:20Oh iya dong.
00:30:21Kan balance.
00:30:23Rohani.
00:30:25Just money.
00:30:26Eh, mungkin.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:29Ya.
00:30:30Masuk, masuk.
00:30:31Iya bu, iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:32Iya bu.
00:30:34Bayani kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri bu.
00:30:37Kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:47Tuh.
00:30:48Ya bu.
00:30:49Ya.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:53Ya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya?
00:30:55Kasian dia lapar.
00:30:55Iya bu.
00:30:56Nanti yang ini liat ya.
00:30:58Di kulkas ada ambaja.
00:31:00Hmm.
00:31:01Ya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya bu, iya bu.
00:31:05Tenang bu.
00:31:05Kan kalo masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:10Masak itu tidak mudah bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti.
00:31:17Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu bu, enak.
00:31:20Ya udah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:23Iya bu.
00:31:26Tidak.
00:31:27Ya udah.
00:31:29Ya udah.
00:31:32Ya udah.
00:31:32Kamu niresek.
00:31:34Ketinggalin celana dalam sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:40Celana dalem?
00:31:44Celana dalem apa sih?
00:31:46Celana dalem kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayuh pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah? Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin celana dalem.
00:31:58Gak orang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain celana dalem aku.
00:32:03Karena kamu tau aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:32:07Ini Anya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayuh kamu ngaku sama aku.
00:32:14Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:15Kamu suing aku lagi. Broto.
00:32:21Janta.
00:32:22Iya bu.
00:32:23Masih ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi ibu.
00:32:29Oh.
00:32:31Eh ibu tuh kepikiran lo.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh periksa industri setengah?
00:32:38Kamu ingin gininya sih.
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:43Gimana tuh kalau flurnya kosong?
00:32:44Ya kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:47Ada.
00:32:47Blurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah.
00:32:54Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:58Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya ibu.
00:33:03Oh.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tau.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita.
00:33:09Hah?
00:33:11Ssst.
00:33:12Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Gapain?
00:33:27Gapain?
00:33:28Gapain.
00:33:28Gapain.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya tapi.
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku mulek disana apa mulek disini ya?
00:33:34Disini.
00:33:35Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain udah kaceng loh.
00:33:39Hah?
00:33:40Udah pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam disini.
00:33:42Ya.
00:33:42Gimana ini?
00:33:43Eh.
00:33:44Stay rahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang ya.
00:33:47Kalau makanya aku sentir ya.
00:33:50Ssst.
00:33:50Pokoknya diam.
00:33:51Tunggu itu.
00:33:52Saturuk.
00:33:52Tunggu.
00:33:53Saturuk.
00:33:59Ah.
00:34:01Bahaya.
00:34:06Assu.
00:34:07Ah.
00:34:08Tunggu.
00:34:09Aduh.
00:34:11Gita.
00:34:11Gita.
00:34:16Gila.
00:34:16Gila.
00:34:17Gila.
00:34:18Gila.
00:34:18Gila.
00:34:18um
00:34:26mary
00:34:28why are you here?
00:34:29i was in the car
00:34:31i had to go to the car
00:34:33i thought it was super fun
00:34:34i really saw you
00:34:36i want to go where?
00:34:49There's a signal to the side, if I want to send chat to customers.
00:34:57I'm sorry, but don't go to the area where I am.
00:35:02That signal is dead.
00:35:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:35:10I'm sorry.
00:35:12I'm sorry.
00:35:13I'm sorry.
00:35:14If I ask you where I'm, I'm going to tell you.
00:35:18I'm going to focus on your work
00:35:19Yes, Bu!
00:35:25So, who are you?
00:35:27Why are you like a woman?
00:35:29If I get out of you, it's only with you
00:35:34Why are you talking to other people?
00:35:37Why are you talking to other people?
00:35:40That's it
00:35:47Yan!
00:35:48Telor, Dede!
00:35:49Telor!
00:35:50Ya, Ibu, make me mad!
00:35:52Ya, ini jantungan, Bu!
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih?
00:35:56Nah, ini ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya, ini Bu, yang cepet ya telor!
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu!
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telornya!
00:36:08Daging kambing!
00:36:10Gak ada, Bu!
00:36:11Aduh, itu loh!
00:36:12Buat beroto biar nak cos kalo em-em-em-em!
00:36:16Em-em-em!
00:36:17Uyeh-uyeh kali, Bu!
00:36:19Apa sih tuh ya uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu!
00:36:24Gini aja, Yan!
00:36:26Kamu tuh kalo belanja, Yan!
00:36:27Ya, Bu!
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak!
00:36:31Kambing, toge, Yan!
00:36:33Terus kalo buat Bu Ayu, keju sama yogurt!
00:36:37Oke!
00:36:38Soalnya, Ibu udah pengen punya cucu!
00:36:40Oh alam, untuk itu!
00:36:42Yanin paham, Bu!
00:36:43Kalo itu, Bu!
00:36:44Mendingan Yanin kenalin aja sama temen Yanin di kampung!
00:36:47Bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu!
00:36:49Pake apa, Yan?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh!
00:36:52Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu!
00:36:54Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu!
00:36:57Udah lah!
00:36:59Kamu masak aja pesanan Ibu!
00:37:01Ya!
00:37:01Siap!
00:37:01Terus!
00:37:02Kalo buat Ibu ya!
00:37:04Ini omelet aja!
00:37:05Siap!
00:37:06Tapi, tambahin susu sedikit!
00:37:07Siap, Bu!
00:37:08Ya!
00:37:09Makasih, Yan!
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:14Ayu mana?
00:37:17Dari tadi sih!
00:37:19Yanin belum lihat Ibu Ayu di mana, Bu!
00:37:32Pembelian yang inizi aja!
00:37:38Tidak!
00:37:50Tidak!
00:37:52Karena kamu terus live!
00:37:54Tidak!
00:37:54Mereka ajak!
00:37:56Tidak!
00:37:57Tidak!
00:37:59Tidak!
00:38:00Tidak!
00:38:06Ah, let's go!
00:38:16Hmm, what's that?
00:38:20Cuck!
00:38:21I'm going to change!
00:38:24Why?
00:38:28Cake!
00:38:30Omelette!
00:38:32Eh, Bu Ayu!
00:38:34Bu Sepuh!
00:38:36Eh, ini omelette spesial untuk Bu Sepuh!
00:38:40Enak pasti!
00:38:42Makasih ya!
00:38:43Sama-sama, Bu!
00:38:44Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya!
00:38:46Mari, Bu Ayu!
00:38:51Hai, handsome!
00:38:54Handsome, Bag!
00:38:56Yuk!
00:38:57Aku siap nih!
00:38:59Emang agak-agak bau bawang sedikit sih, tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan?
00:39:04Come on!
00:39:05Come to Mama!
00:39:07Nggak!
00:39:08Nggak pengen!
00:39:10Hah?
00:39:11Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar!
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih!
00:39:17Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih!
00:39:20Acem-acem engkau udah!
00:39:22Bosku WA barusan!
00:39:24Aduh!
00:39:25Terus?
00:39:25Katanya!
00:39:27Ya udah!
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja!
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri!
00:39:31Nanti saya kabarin kapan masuk kerjanya!
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya kalau udah kayak gini?
00:39:38Dipecat ini mah!
00:39:40Serius Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih!
00:39:44Aduh!
00:39:45Ngapain?
00:39:46Tadi aku dibawa masuk ke sini!
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main!
00:39:49Udah dibawa masuk ke sini!
00:39:50Nggak diapapain lagi!
00:39:52Hmm...
00:39:53Maaf dong Mas!
00:39:57Hmm...
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang?
00:39:59Oh iya ngaku nih!
00:40:00Nggak ada kerjaan!
00:40:02Ya terus gimana dong?
00:40:04Aku pijat apa gitu deh!
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakkan ya!
00:40:09Krokin deh!
00:40:09Krokin!
00:40:09Krokin!
00:40:10Ayo!
00:40:12Yuk!
00:40:12Mas!
00:40:12Sini!
00:40:13Agar bahan sama!
00:40:15Uh!
00:40:17Uh!
00:40:18Tuh!
00:40:19Lama lo aku nggak liat badan kamu yang boji banget ini!
00:40:23Hmm...
00:40:24Hmm...
00:40:24Pasti!
00:40:26Pasti!
00:40:27Ya!
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin!
00:40:29Hmm...
00:40:30Ya!
00:40:34Mas!
00:40:35Gimana kalau kamu tinggal di sini aja?
00:40:39Ya!
00:40:40Enggara!
00:40:41Enggara!
00:40:41Nanti kalau bos kamu tau di polisiin loh kita!
00:40:44Alah!
00:40:45Cuma sampai lockdown selesai aja Mas!
00:40:49Aman deh!
00:40:50Aman!
00:40:52Terus!
00:40:53Mandinya!
00:40:54Kalau mau berat gimana?
00:40:55Kalau mau pipis?
00:40:57Hmm...
00:40:57Kalau ngambil gampang Mas!
00:41:00Nanti mandinya malum-malum aja!
00:41:02Pas mau orang udah tidur!
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi nggak ada orang!
00:41:05Jadi aman!
00:41:06Ya!
00:41:07Bajunya gimana?
00:41:08Aku lagi bawa baju!
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak!
00:41:10Tenang!
00:41:12Aneh!
00:41:13Aneh!
00:41:14Aneh!
00:41:29Aneh!
00:41:31Aneh!
00:41:32Aneh!
00:41:38Aneh!
00:41:39Aneh!
00:41:41Aneh!
00:41:41Aneh!
00:41:43Aneh!
00:41:43Aneh!
00:41:45Aneh!
00:41:47Aneh!
00:41:54Aneh!
00:41:55Aneh!
00:42:04Itu awal!
00:42:15Aneh!
00:42:16Bapak!
00:42:16Aneh!
00:42:19Aneh!
00:42:20Aneh!
00:42:23Aneh!
00:42:24Baik!
00:42:24Aneh!
00:42:24.
00:42:25.
00:42:25.
00:42:29.
00:42:30.
00:42:30.
00:42:31.
00:42:35Hey Ibu.
00:42:36Ibu.
00:42:37Ibu.
00:42:42Selamat pagi.
00:42:45Hey Ibu.
00:42:46Ibu bawa sarapan buat kalian.
00:42:48Wow.
00:42:51Ibu.
00:42:52Terima kasih Ibu.
00:42:54Ini teh Ginseng.
00:42:56Ini ada rumah-rumahnya.
00:42:59Itu buat kejentangan kamu.
00:43:02If this is a unit, it can be added to sadness.
00:43:07If this is for you.
00:43:12Thank you, Bu.
00:43:15In your position, after you love...
00:43:18No, no, no, no.
00:43:22Are you serious?
00:43:24No.
00:43:28Do you see it?
00:43:30This is important.
00:43:34This is not porn, this is you.
00:43:39You must be in the bottom.
00:43:42The bottom is the top.
00:43:44That's it.
00:43:47What?
00:43:48Can I tell you?
00:43:50Hey, Bu.
00:43:51Just wait.
00:43:54Aduh.
00:43:55You know.
00:44:00You know.
00:44:01You know.
00:44:02You know.
00:44:02You know.
00:44:04You can sit down.
00:44:05You can sit down.
00:44:09Where you can to eat.
00:44:11That's fine.
00:44:16Where you would eat.
00:44:17Can we eat this?
00:44:17Can we eat?
00:44:17Can we eat?
00:44:22I'm not going to eat this.
00:44:28It's not funny.
00:44:37I'm going to go.
00:44:39I'm going to go.
00:44:40You're going to go.
00:44:42You're going to go.
00:44:42Don't be quiet.
00:44:44Here, here.
00:44:47Here, the last one.
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:50The heat of your hand is stimulating.
00:44:54The heat of your hand is going to get faster.
00:44:57Like that.
00:44:59Then, I'm going to go.
00:45:04Okay.
00:45:05I'm going to go.
00:45:06I'm going to go.
00:45:10Do you want me to go?
00:45:10Yes, I'm going to go.
00:45:12Yes, I'm going to go.
00:45:15After that, you'll do it.
00:45:18Then, I'm going to go.
00:45:20Do you need to go.
00:45:21I don't know how you're going to go.
00:45:23You need to go.
00:45:24We'll work with you.
00:45:25Yeah.
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:33Yeah, it's been done.
00:45:36Yeah.
00:45:36I'm done, right?
00:45:38Yeah, I'm done.
00:45:40I'm done.
00:45:42Yeah, I'm done.
00:45:46Ya, I'm done.
00:45:48I'm going to get you out of your house.
00:46:41Roto Adi Sutejo...
00:46:45I don't know what's going on, but I know what's going on.
00:46:49You still have to want it.
00:46:50I don't want to talk about it.
00:46:52I don't want to talk about it.
00:46:54I want to talk about it with you.
00:46:56When?
00:46:58Oh, I need to remember.
00:47:01I forgot about it.
00:47:03But you're part of it too.
00:47:05How are you doing?
00:47:07I'm going to talk about it.
00:47:08I need help.
00:47:11You're serious?
00:47:13What's wrong?
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:18Can you check your phone?
00:47:20Check your phone number.
00:47:23What's wrong with you?
00:47:24Yeah, who else?
00:47:25Hey, I'll come back.
00:47:27If you're your husband, I'm going to help you.
00:47:29I believe you?
00:47:30You're going to help me?
00:47:33Okay, okay.
00:47:35I'll wait for 1-2 hours.
00:47:37I'll talk about it.
00:47:38Okay.
00:48:04Yo!
00:48:10Ayo.
00:48:17What's wrong with you?
00:48:20What's wrong with you?
00:48:20I'll just tell you myself.
00:48:24That's what's wrong with you.
00:48:33What's wrong with you?
00:48:34Oh, that's right.
00:48:36That's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:39That's right.
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:46Interactive.
00:48:52Ton.
00:48:53Do you have a phone number?
00:48:55Yes, there.
00:48:58What's the phone number?
00:49:00What's the phone number?
00:49:01You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:04Yes, let me hear you.
00:49:07So, you asked Anton to send me my phone number?
00:49:10Yes?
00:49:11Why?
00:49:12Why are you afraid?
00:49:14Wait, wait.
00:49:17I'm sorry.
00:49:19I'm sorry.
00:49:22The inside thing you met is not to ask me.
00:49:26But you yourself, Mel.
00:49:27Biar kita bisa cari aku yang salah.
00:49:30Padahal kalau ada di sini, kok.
00:49:32Enggak.
00:49:33Kalau kamu yakin mana buktinya?
00:49:35Enggak.
00:49:35Mana buktinya?
00:49:36Oh, emang ada satu nomor yang kering otak HP T.M.
00:49:40Nah.
00:49:42Tata lu, tata lu, tata lu, tenang, tenang, sabar, sabar.
00:49:44Terus?
00:49:45Nomor itu ya...
00:49:47Ya nomor dulu.
00:49:50You hear me?
00:49:55What? What do you mean?
00:49:59What is your number?
00:50:00Yes, you asked me.
00:50:02There is a number that often comes out.
00:50:05Yes, your number is your number.
00:50:07Yes, my number is your number.
00:50:08If my number is your number, tell me.
00:50:10Dang!
00:50:18You're a number.
00:50:20I don't have to take care of you anymore.
00:50:30Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Ma'am dulu, ma'am dulu.
00:50:36Nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam, nyam.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo.
00:50:40Itu toge.
00:50:42Kok ngasih keju ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan ya.
00:50:50Ya, ya, ya.
00:50:51Ih, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Nggak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Ya, joss.
00:50:54Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:50:54Aku nyajak.
00:50:56Kenapa sih?
00:50:57Enggak pernah ada yang mau nyobain kerasi Chef Yanni.
00:51:01Hmm, udah enak.
00:51:03Liatin ya.
00:51:04Kalau nanti uangku udah kekumpul, mas.
00:51:07Di kampung, aku mau bikin Yanis Corner.
00:51:12Jualan mie instan sama kopi.
00:51:14Hmm, pasti laku.
00:51:15Beneran itu kamu lagi ngumpulin duit?
00:51:18Hmm.
00:51:19Ma'am.
00:51:20Aku tambahin itu.
00:51:22Serius?
00:51:23Eh, masa aku bohong?
00:51:24Sekarang sih.
00:51:26Baru ada 15 jutaan, mas.
00:51:28Tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta.
00:51:31Alah, segitu aja kok gue yang ngomong dari awal.
00:51:35Udah langsung tak transfer.
00:51:37Beneran ya?
00:51:38Iya.
00:51:38Tapi nggak usah di transfer, mas.
00:51:40Kenapa?
00:51:40Nabung di bank itu riba.
00:51:43Akhirnya nyalain di sini.
00:51:45Nabungan.
00:51:45Don't worry.
00:51:48Tapi begini.
00:51:49Itu kan aku ngasih duit, investasi.
00:51:53Harus ada.
00:51:54Biar baliknya.
00:51:56Tidak.
00:51:57Tenang.
00:51:57Tak kaki jatah.
00:51:59Tapi makan dulu nih togenya.
00:52:02Biar mirin.
00:52:03Biar jos ada perlawanan.
00:52:06Ayo, yang banyak.
00:52:07Yang banyak.
00:52:08Anya!
00:52:09Cuma perek kot kotan yang namanya celana dalemnya biar nggak ketukar sama perek lain.
00:52:13Mana pernah aku namanya celana dalem aku.
00:52:16Anya kamu tahu.
00:52:18Aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:52:30Apa lagi sih, Ton?
00:52:32Nggak kuas lo bikin malu gue?
00:52:34Sorry, tindak kejadian tadi, Toh.
00:52:36Bukan maksud gue untuk menjebak lo atau gimana-gimana.
00:52:39Toh, gue punya informasi baru, Toh.
00:52:42Lupa apa lagi sih?
00:52:44Buruan deh.
00:52:45Hacker gue bilang.
00:52:46Ada satu nomer lagi di email yang sama di handphone di demo.
00:52:49Maksudnya gimana?
00:52:50Bini, lu punya dua nomer.
00:52:52Lu nggak tahu?
00:52:53Enggak.
00:52:54Salah gue satu doang.
00:52:55Dan di nomer yang satu lagi, ada satu nomer yang sering banget dia hubungin.
00:52:59Lu kirimin gue nomornya sekarang ya?
00:53:01Iya.
00:53:01itu.
00:53:28Hello, man.
00:53:32What?
00:53:39What?
00:53:40Yo!
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:51Yo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:55Apa lagi sih?
00:54:04Apa lagi?
00:54:05Apa lagi?
00:54:08Apa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti.
00:54:11Bukti?
00:54:12Tau punya bukti apa?
00:54:13Nggak usah ngilas lagi.
00:54:14Daripada gue kasar nama lo!
00:54:15Rata!
00:54:16Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:20Menantung saingan ibu?
00:54:24Itu ada ibu?
00:54:26Bilang sana!
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:29Udah ngomong habis di Broto?
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:34Ibu ngomong.
00:54:36Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh.
00:54:39Punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:41Siapa mau kamu telpon?
00:54:42Anton.
00:54:43Nggak mau kamu telpon ibu.
00:54:45Udah zelas-zelas.
00:54:46Anton bilang nomor yang sering telpon.
00:54:47Itu nomor kamu.
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi.
00:54:50Nomor yang gue enggak tahu.
00:54:52Ibu tahu dia punya dua nomor.
00:54:53Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya melepon siapa tahu.
00:54:57Tul di Mas tuh.
00:54:58Hah?
00:55:00Apa iya yuk?
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku.
00:55:11Aku enggak pernah ngomong apa-apa.
00:55:12Aku jaga nama kamu.
00:55:13Aku jaga perasaan ibu.
00:55:15Terus karena kamu duduk aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:19Baiklah.
00:55:20Kamu ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau nggak?
00:55:24Eh.
00:55:26Selana dalem yang lo temuin itu.
00:55:27Lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:30Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Dalem perempuan.
00:55:32Pulang marah-marah minta cerai.
00:55:35Bilangnya apa?
00:55:36Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:37Padahal nih.
00:55:39Dia yang naruh sendiri.
00:55:41Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43Jadi maksud kamu hanya.
00:55:45Perempuan yang mau piara dua tahun itu.
00:55:48Aku ngarang-ngarang gitu.
00:55:50Hah?
00:55:50Ayo.
00:55:51Mumpuk kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan.
00:55:53Kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:55Berani nggak?
00:56:08Broto.
00:56:10Ibu sudah tahu semua.
00:56:12Tentang A-nya.
00:56:14Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tahu.
00:56:21Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:26Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak.
00:56:37Ternyata.
00:56:38Motor dari mana?
00:56:39Kamu lupanya.
00:56:41Nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:43Haji Sutejo.
00:56:45Yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:48Masih banyak kok orangnya kakek kamu yang bisa ibu mintain tolong.
00:56:54You are good, beautiful, beautiful, and still you are still going to die!
00:57:00Goblok!
00:57:02Do you hear me?
00:57:06You hear me?
00:57:07You just heard me?
00:57:08You just heard me?
00:57:09How did you goblok?
00:57:16Ayo, I know about you and Dimas.
00:57:24You know?
00:57:26I know you.
00:57:27I know?
00:57:27I know you're going to take a look at Dimas.
00:57:28You're going to take a look at Dimas's house.
00:57:31I'm going to take a look at Dimas's house.
00:57:37I'm going to take a look at Dimas's house.
00:57:39I will call Dimas here.
00:57:41To explain everything.
00:57:50You're going to take a look at Dimas's house.
00:57:51You're going to take a look at Dimas's house.
00:58:04You're going to take care, Livio.
00:58:07You know.
00:58:07You are going to take care?
00:58:09You're already he, this guy?
00:58:30Okay!
00:58:30I'm going to decide for tomorrow.
00:58:43Ibu don't want.
00:58:45Ibu's family is going to die.
00:58:49It's hard to do it.
00:58:52I don't understand what it's like.
00:59:11No Ibu is not the cat I prefer.
00:59:13I'm going to die.
00:59:13I'm going to die tonight.
00:59:15I'm going to die.
00:59:16I'm going to die.
00:59:20But I will die.
00:59:29I'm going to die.
00:59:37Oh, my God.
01:00:07Aduh, mas gawat nih, gawat.
01:00:10Aduh, stress deh aku.
01:00:12Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku, kalau lagi stress aku harus makan.
01:00:17Bawangnya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:20Diet protein?
01:00:22Eh, itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Mau pada bunuh-bunuh, kenapa?
01:00:26Mance dia, makanya aku stress.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh, selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:35Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah?
01:00:43Kau mata-matanya ibu?
01:00:45Bukan cuman mas sih, nanti kedengeran.
01:00:50Membantuin dulu, jeberintiin sama ibu sepuh.
01:00:53Alusannya buat ngurus orang tua.
01:00:55Terus aku, jadi mata-matanya ibu.
01:00:59Sepay.
01:01:01My name is Jan.
01:01:04Yan.
01:01:11Kau minyak angin ya?
01:01:13Habis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenarnya minyak panah tadi.
01:01:16Haa.
01:01:30Oh, my God.
01:01:51Yaudah, pokoknya ibu tunggu ya.
01:02:00Tuh, besko banyak banget sih.
01:02:09Yondo.
01:02:13Aku lagi kerja.
01:02:18Iya, tadi kan habis hubungan langsung tidur lagi.
01:02:25Gak bisa lah kalau pulang.
01:02:28Jakarta kan lagi karantina.
01:02:30Kamu gimana sih repot?
01:02:35Iya, sehat-sehat.
01:02:36Anak-anak sehat, oh.
01:02:38Enggak, enggak usah, enggak usah ngomong sama anak-anak.
01:02:42Iya, iya, iya.
01:02:45Yan?
01:02:46Eh, aku harus kerja lagi ya.
01:02:54Kok kamu masih tidur?
01:02:59Enggak badan ya?
01:03:04Yaudah.
01:03:06Istirahat aja.
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam.
01:03:13Aku bingung, Yan.
01:03:18Aku takut anak-anak berantem udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini.
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu.
01:03:26Kalau Pak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai.
01:03:30Semoga enggak ya.
01:03:32Yang penting kamu tau.
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:38langkah kamu selanjutnya.
01:03:46Ya, wis.
01:03:47Itu aja.
01:03:51Terima kasih ya.
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini.
01:03:58Tidak ngomong sama anak-anak.
01:04:09Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
01:04:16Ahh.
01:04:16Ah-ah.
01:04:17Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
01:04:20Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
01:04:20Ah-ah.
01:04:21Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hei Dimas
01:04:32Hei Bu
01:04:36Ada apa sih Bu? Kok kayaknya genting banget
01:04:39Udah nanti, masuk aja dulu
01:04:44Hai Mba Yu
01:04:51Hei Mas, sehat?
01:04:58Mas Bambang, gawat, gawat, gawat, gawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana sih lo Bang? Ian
01:05:03Aduh Mas, itu adiknya Bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul-pukulan gak? Belum
01:05:13Eh, tadi Ubu 2 masuk sini
01:05:16Terus gimana? Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:20Aduh
01:05:20Eh, katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:26Aduh, ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong?
01:05:31Duh, kalo Bapak sama Ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:40Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:48Apa itu, Ian?
01:05:50Ini loh Mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:53Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:55Eyalah
01:05:57Duhit ini
01:05:58Iya
01:05:58Enak banget
01:06:00Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada Ibu secara langsung
01:06:07Berata
01:06:08Mau duluan?
01:06:09Dia aja duluan lo
01:06:12Dia kan yang makan saudara sendiri
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih Mas?
01:06:15Kebaru lo
01:06:15Ayo lo
01:06:16Ayo lo
01:06:17Stap, berata
01:06:32Aku aja yang jelasin ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:41Dari awal lo tuh gak pengen kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:45Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:48Dominan?
01:06:49Kepala keluarga di rumahnya siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:57Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:01Itu yang dinamain kepada keluarga
01:07:02Eh, beneran
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:08Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:09Hahaha
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei, ibu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:21Gue bebas ngomong-ngomong aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelasannya gak bikin gue kayak gini
01:07:26Ketah tol
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Dikain aja
01:07:28Oh iya emang
01:07:29Udah gue rencana itu aja
01:07:30Hahaha
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Berapa tau dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh, lo diem ya
01:07:37Mau nampik ya
01:07:38Lo pikir nih yang lo tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:40Lo lebih sedih dari gua
01:07:42Iya
01:07:42Mas, mas urut
01:07:43Eh, anjingnya mau gak lu
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasnya
01:08:00Disaat aku tau bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:05Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:08Dan ternyata
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dan semenjak saat itu
01:08:16Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:20Roti ngobrol
01:08:23Teleponan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:35Mas, mas bentar gue harus dengerin dulu
01:08:43Dimas
01:08:44Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapet giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:51Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk nikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:06Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya
01:09:13Ya enggak lah
01:09:15Enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:24Dia pengacara saya yang urus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lo
01:09:32Lo beresin semua barang-barang lo dan lo pergi dari sini
01:09:39Gak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:41Bagus
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu
01:09:44Ini semua itu bohong bu
01:09:45Ini gak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah
01:09:47Gue gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu mas
01:09:50Lo denger?
01:09:51Bobo Tuhan tuh
01:09:53Sama
01:09:53Lo lepas dari gue dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:59Yani
01:10:00Kesini ya
01:10:00Siap bu
01:10:05Aku dipanggil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:08Aduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:12Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:17Eh mas
01:10:19Tapi
01:10:20Kalo ini semua selesai
01:10:23Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:28Ya
01:10:29Kalo itu aku mau
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:33Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:37Ya
01:10:39Yani
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:10:46Kalo urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata Glenn Bradley
01:10:59Tak pernah setengah hati
01:11:03Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:05Udah ganti dong
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:09Janji ya
01:11:09Ya ya ya
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu
01:11:26Soal mainan HP
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:30Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:37Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:39Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:46Ibu
01:11:48Ya udah
01:11:49Yanji kebelakangan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:51Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yanji lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ibu
01:11:55Mas
01:11:56Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Nih buktinya
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus
01:12:04Sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngupain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lo masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:18Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah Mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka ngecat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:29Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:31Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi
01:12:35Sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop
01:12:49Aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mba Ayu
01:12:54Mba Ayu ngechat
01:12:55Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:59Mas liat sembilan
01:13:02Dibas kamu ngapain sih Dibas
01:13:03Mba
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mba
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mba
01:13:10Ini yang chat bagian lalu habis
01:13:12Aduh capek
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecheck aja deh handphonenya Mba Ayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gue disitu dihapus
01:13:19Di handphone Bayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:23Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beliat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:31Aku
01:13:31Ini yang salah broto gue
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:36Ya
01:13:36Ibu ini aku
01:13:37Ayu
01:13:38Anak peronan ibu yang ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu
01:13:42Ibu
01:13:42Ibu
01:13:43Ibu jangan kayak gini sama ibu
01:13:46Ini
01:13:47Ini bukan anak ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:52Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Ya ibu
01:13:55Ayu
01:13:56Ayu
01:13:57Ayu
01:14:08Ayu
01:14:23Ayu
01:14:24Aku masih dihapus
01:14:26Aku
01:14:27Aku
01:14:27Keburu
01:14:27Datu
01:14:40Ayu
01:14:41Ayu
01:14:41Ayu
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01:15:15Hi, Zayam.
01:15:37Can we answer our medicine?
01:15:40After that, there will be no more than we can.
01:16:00This is not true.
01:16:03It should not be me, it should be me!
01:16:05What?
01:16:06Dimas!
01:16:08Dimas!
01:16:09Dimas!
01:16:09Dimas!
01:16:09Kamu kenapa ngomongin gitu dengan mereka?
01:16:11Tidak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:14Kamu nggak tahu apa yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu ingat semua masa depannya.
01:16:18Udah kita rencanakan, Mbak.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:21Kalau Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:26Ya?
01:16:29Aku nggak butuh bantuan!
01:16:33Kamu...
01:16:34Kamu sama aja kakakamu ya?
01:16:37Kalian...
01:16:38Aku nggak butuh bantuan ya semua!
01:16:48Mas Broto!
01:16:50Hah?
01:16:52Ibu...
01:16:53Ibu...
01:16:54I...
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01:16:55I...
01:16:56Ibu lihat Mas Broto!
01:16:58Ibu...
01:16:59Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini!
01:17:00Kasih...
01:17:02Ibu present...
01:17:05Kesempatan learnt.....
01:17:10Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:23Ibu...
01:17:29Positif hamil, Bu.
01:17:45I'm sorry.
01:17:48I'm sorry.
01:17:52I've never had a job like that.
01:17:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:18:23I always believe that everything happened with a goal.
01:18:35You and me are not true.
01:18:42You and me are the truth.
01:18:59I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:43Mas Bapak, masa sedi...
01:19:46Mas?
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