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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03Oh, yeah, my heart she's done.
00:01:07Oh, yeah, my heart she and I.
00:01:12Oh, yeah, my heart she's done.
00:01:15You rocker me, anne.
00:01:19All right, you win me, ole.
00:01:21I don't want you to leave.
00:01:32You rocker me, ole.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:04Maximus, can you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:02:10I need grandkids. I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll
00:03:00jack up the price.
00:03:01Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:47Daddy!
00:03:49Oh!
00:03:49Whoa!
00:03:56Daddy!
00:03:57Oh! I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I am.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:05Mommy, hurry! Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Piper. What's your name?
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:22Okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay. Deal.
00:05:46Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Wow. Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:15Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Okay.
00:06:41Well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Ooh.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah. Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:03From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:17failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41Okay. Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:45Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It will make it more believable.
00:07:59Fine. Yeah, fine. Okay. You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:12Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Geez.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:53Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss.
00:09:02Once or twice.
00:09:04In front of them.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06Should we use our tongues, or...?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no...
00:09:12Sex?
00:09:12Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:17Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:56Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:09:59Hurry up and go.
00:10:00Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:05You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:06Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:16deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:20Can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn.
00:10:45My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55You can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm gonna hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:10Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:16Don't worry.
00:11:17I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:28You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:41Watch out.
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:49And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:52So.
00:12:53Perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay?
00:13:03I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:07Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40Daughters?
00:13:41Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey!
00:14:00There they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:04Dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:06I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:15Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:29I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:34Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:51All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:13Manager?
00:15:15Of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:25Actually...
00:15:27He's right here.
00:15:30Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Ah, must be AI.
00:15:39Mm-hmm.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:43That's enough.
00:15:44She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:02That's half a million.
00:16:04Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:09And speak of the devil.
00:16:14Willie, you made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:40So married, huh?
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:06Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:15Wanna sit on my lap?
00:17:17Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:31Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:34Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:58Is that so?
00:18:00Well then, where is he?
00:18:02Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08No.
00:18:09Just like I thought.
00:18:11Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh my God.
00:18:27We're gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:34How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go!
00:19:00Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:07Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William hit her?
00:19:16Mom doesn't take her inside.
00:19:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:28Now I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:33Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:47He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch!
00:19:53You just ruined my suit!
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:57That pristine automobile.
00:19:59That car?
00:20:00Oh my God!
00:20:02That's worth more than a house!
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:21I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it!
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:29Jesus!
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough!
00:20:34Please!
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max?
00:20:43Be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:52Sir?
00:20:54You need a breath, man.
00:20:57Hey, that's it! I'm calling the cops!
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:17But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car, okay?
00:21:24It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:26If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:37And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:40Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser!
00:21:46Here.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:59Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:10Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:16Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Just play alone.
00:22:20Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:22Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:25Yes, sir.
00:22:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:29I...
00:22:29I...
00:22:29Please take my serious apologies.
00:22:31Please.
00:22:41Oh, that William.
00:22:43What a jerk, huh?
00:22:45You fooled me.
00:22:46What can I say?
00:22:48Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:55We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:01Soon.
00:23:02Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group even in the mail room would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:20Abigail, come on.
00:23:22Talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:30My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:36Come on, guys.
00:23:37Let's go in.
00:23:38Welcome to the family.
00:23:42Welcome.
00:23:43Come on in.
00:23:47This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality.
00:23:53My fault.
00:23:54You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:23:58Oh!
00:24:07Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:09And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you-
00:24:12I told you.
00:24:13I work for Harrison Group.
00:24:14Remember?
00:24:15I have a friend in high places.
00:24:17A friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23It's the season of giving.
00:24:25Huh.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:26Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:31I know.
00:24:32And you best not forget it.
00:24:33Capiche?
00:24:34Oh, my God.
00:24:35Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad!
00:24:38Mom!
00:24:39Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey.
00:24:43We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:50I think they get it, huh?
00:24:53Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:56One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:04Great.
00:25:06See you in a bit.
00:25:07Joey?
00:25:07What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:18Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:27It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:40They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:43Ugh.
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:44Something just falls off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:47I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make out promise to prove it?
00:25:51I don't like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:06Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:12Aw.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:27Mmm.
00:26:28Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:30She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:42Oh, sorry, Mom.
00:26:44I...
00:26:44Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Oh, look what she's doing.
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:48Look, Mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:18Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:43Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:50Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:56Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:03Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06Lousers.
00:28:07That's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:15And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20I agree with you there.
00:28:21So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:51Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:58Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:06Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You heard her.
00:29:41Whoa!
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with your clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54Alright, suit yourself.
00:29:55More room for me in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:29:59What?
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you.
00:30:25Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:39In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not gonna have any shower water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:28Holy shit.
00:31:33This is, I mean, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37I'll say.
00:31:38What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can resist?
00:31:45Baby.
00:31:46I don't think I want to.
00:31:57Maybe we should.
00:31:59God.
00:31:59He's such a good kisser.
00:32:01Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Mom.
00:32:11We're so sexy.
00:32:15Mom.
00:32:16Mom.
00:32:17Mom.
00:32:17Mom.
00:32:17Mom.
00:32:17Mom.
00:32:18Mom.
00:32:19Mom.
00:32:19Mom.
00:32:21Max we cannot do this.
00:32:23What, I, I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you Max.
00:32:27It's us, it's this.
00:32:28This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:32You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just need to be sorry, just...
00:32:46That birthmark
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:54It's him, the man from New Year's
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:05Oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah, I just, um, I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17Alone
00:33:20Of course
00:33:23We have a daughter together
00:33:25Oh my god
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:33I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:35You can take the bed
00:33:38Thanks
00:33:40Hey
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47So if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I wanna help
00:33:52He's Piper's father
00:33:54He has a right to know
00:33:57Um, Max
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no
00:34:09That's, that's impossible
00:34:10I'm very careful
00:34:12Mostly
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends
00:34:23And I don't want any loose ends
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:32No reason
00:34:33Just, just curious
00:34:35No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No
00:34:41Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot?
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58Are you sure?
00:34:59You're just not trying to break the contract
00:35:04Give me the best
00:35:05Give me the
00:35:06Give me the
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:18Eva
00:35:19The truth is
00:35:21Is that I
00:35:24Go, go, go, go
00:35:26Just a second
00:35:27Come in
00:35:30Hey, Helen
00:35:41Oh
00:35:43Sorry for interrupting
00:35:44But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:47Before I tuck her in
00:35:48Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:50We're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:52I can see that
00:35:54Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:56I mean, if you don't
00:35:57If you don't mind
00:35:58Well, atta boy
00:35:59You know what?
00:36:00Just put a shirt on
00:36:01I'm going to go get her
00:36:03Piper!
00:36:04Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:08He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09To his team gave a whistle
00:36:11And away they all flew
00:36:13Like the down of a thistle
00:36:14But I heard him exclaim
00:36:16As he drove out of sight
00:36:19Merry Christmas to all
00:36:20And to all
00:36:22A good night
00:36:26If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28She'd be over the moon
00:36:30Good night, Piper
00:36:35Is her dad still around?
00:36:37Yeah, but he doesn't know it
00:36:39Because you are her dad
00:36:41Uh, no
00:36:42That man has no idea
00:36:45What a treasure
00:36:47He's missing out on
00:36:51Do you really think so?
00:36:53From the bottom of my heart
00:36:56Maybe I should tell him
00:36:57He deserves to know
00:37:05Max
00:37:10You're Piper's father
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:43Where's Piper?
00:37:46She must have snuck off
00:37:47While we were asleep
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:14Just gonna kiss and run
00:38:16Not on my watch
00:38:21Yeah, this
00:38:23I remember this
00:38:35Good morning, you two love bugs
00:38:37How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:42It was, uh, it was great
00:38:43Wonderful
00:38:44Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:49Oh, no
00:38:50What is that?
00:38:51Sardines and saltines
00:38:52It's a Smith family classic
00:38:54It was my Graham Graham's favorite
00:38:56During wartime
00:38:57Don't be shy
00:38:58Go ahead, grab a handful
00:39:01Max, you don't have to
00:39:02No, no
00:39:03It's okay
00:39:04It's a
00:39:05Smith family staple
00:39:08Oh
00:39:11Oh
00:39:12Oh
00:39:12Oh
00:39:12Oh
00:39:16Oh
00:39:17Oh
00:39:26Good?
00:39:28Good?
00:39:29Mmm
00:39:29It's
00:39:29Grumped
00:39:31Well, you two better get dressed
00:39:32You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:36Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:39That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:43What's the deal with them?
00:39:45Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:47Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:51Hey, don't worry
00:39:52I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:57Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:59Just in case
00:40:00Well
00:40:02Looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15Wait, that earring
00:40:17Wait
00:40:19That earring
00:40:20You like it?
00:40:21I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:24Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:27I don't really remember the details
00:40:28But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:33Right
00:40:33Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:40:35Anyone can have it
00:40:37Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:38She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43So Ava and Piper
00:40:45Still aren't here
00:40:47But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:50What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:54An aging single mom
00:40:56Slim pickings
00:40:58I heard he's in waste management
00:41:00That explains it
00:41:02She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:04Oh, please, Miranda
00:41:06Look
00:41:07Ava is your niece
00:41:08Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:41:10Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:13Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:15Exactly
00:41:16Not like my Sierra
00:41:18Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:23Oh, they're here
00:41:25Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:32Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:33Merry Christmas
00:41:36You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:37I am
00:41:39I'm Ava's husband
00:41:40Max
00:41:40Pleasure to meet you
00:41:41Welcome
00:41:42You're Ava's husband
00:41:44But
00:41:45You're gorgeous
00:41:48But
00:41:49What as handsome as you
00:41:50Look at you two
00:41:52You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:57This is from Max and I
00:41:58Oh, my goodness
00:41:59Thank you, Eva
00:42:00Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:42:03Oops
00:42:04Oh, my bad
00:42:05Ooh
00:42:06A homemade gift
00:42:07How thrifty
00:42:09Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12Mommy's right, you mean a little hack
00:42:15You little
00:42:17You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:20Or you will lose yours
00:42:21Oh
00:42:22You think you broke my wrist
00:42:25Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:27My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:30He could ruin your life
00:42:44Bonnie, are you okay?
00:42:46I'm fine
00:42:46I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:48It's okay
00:42:49It's okay
00:42:52What are you?
00:42:54Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:57Did you just slap me?
00:42:59Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01You're a fucking psycho
00:43:03You know what, Sierra?
00:43:03I can take your little insults
00:43:05But leave my family out of this
00:43:09Her family
00:43:10She needs me
00:43:16You okay, honey?
00:43:17Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:20Do something
00:43:21You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:25Oh, wow
00:43:26I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:32Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:34Let's call him
00:43:36I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:38Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:42Enough!
00:43:44There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:47Fine, Dad
00:43:48Let it go, Nathan
00:43:50They're just jealous
00:43:54For Grandpa's sake
00:43:55I'll let you off easy
00:43:56I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:44:00I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:03Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:05Alright, that's enough
00:44:06Everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29Is this a joke?
00:44:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:33Hold it
00:44:34Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:36My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:42My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:45King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:48And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51Three times the price
00:44:52Fifty times the flavor
00:44:54And you don't get a single bite
00:44:56It's just petty
00:44:58Maybe so
00:44:59But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:03Fine
00:45:05Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07Come on, let's go
00:45:08No, no
00:45:09Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:12Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:45:14But they're treating us like
00:45:15I know, dear
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:18Fine
00:45:19We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:22Better a stray than a bitch
00:45:24What was that?
00:45:28I just want to have our family together
00:45:31Fine
00:45:32We'll stay
00:45:34Can I have a little napole?
00:45:36It's okay, sweetie
00:45:37We'll get something right after
00:45:39Like drive-thru?
00:45:41I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:44That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:49No strays
00:45:50Ow
00:45:50Sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:52Yes, please
00:45:53You hit my child
00:45:55You're fucking crazy
00:45:56Well, if you teach her some manners
00:45:58Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:04Don't worry, baby
00:46:05I'll handle it
00:46:08Don't worry, baby
00:46:09I'll handle it
00:46:14Piper
00:46:15Sweetie
00:46:16Are you ready to try the best food
00:46:18You've ever had in your life?
00:46:21Okay, sweetheart
00:46:22Give me two minutes
00:46:24And one phone call
00:46:25As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28Actually, I do
00:46:30He's such a liar
00:46:31This ought to be hilarious
00:46:33Oh, it will be
00:46:37Sam
00:46:38Yeah, send the troops
00:46:40And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:42I'm already on my way
00:46:47Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:49I'm already on my way
00:46:53You hear this guy?
00:46:54He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:56From Antarctica
00:46:59Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:47:01His silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04Max, what are you doing?
00:47:06Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:47:08Santa's already on his way
00:47:09Actually
00:47:11Five
00:47:12Four
00:47:13Three
00:47:15Two
00:47:16One
00:47:18A helicopter
00:47:26There's no way
00:47:33How did you pull this off?
00:47:35Sam is like family
00:47:36I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:37Thanks, boss
00:47:39Boss?
00:47:40Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:42Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:45Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:49I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:52You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:59Come on
00:48:01You can stop kidding around
00:48:02If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:07No, I actually am the CEO
00:48:09Come on
00:48:09You can stop the charade
00:48:10Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:13Eva
00:48:14I'm not pretending
00:48:17Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:30How is this possible?
00:48:32This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:39Who are you?
00:48:40I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:42That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:45Wait, no
00:48:47Hold on
00:48:49You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:53You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:55Some of the small ones
00:48:58I mean, you know that
00:49:00You work for me
00:49:01Oh God
00:49:02I insulted my own boss
00:49:04I'm finished
00:49:10Oh God
00:49:11I insulted my own boss
00:49:13I'm finished
00:49:15Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:17Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:20Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:21For tonight
00:49:22Your feast ends
00:49:24And with that, your career
00:49:26You're fired
00:49:28Fired?
00:49:29Sam
00:49:34Fired?
00:49:35Oh God
00:49:35I can't be fired
00:49:38What?
00:49:39Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:41You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:43Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:44I'll do anything
00:49:45Guys
00:49:46Take out the trash
00:49:52And you
00:49:54Oh, me?
00:49:56Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:58That was a Christmas joke
00:49:59A family tradition
00:50:01Yeah, well
00:50:02There's a new family tradition
00:50:03Sam
00:50:08Will you do me the honors?
00:50:12Gladly
00:50:16Merry Christmas, Aunt Mary
00:50:20Father, do something
00:50:22Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:24I'm leaving
00:50:26Mmm, pumpkin
00:50:28My favorite
00:50:34Come on, sweetie
00:50:35Daddy had this crab line just for you
00:50:37Eat as much as you want
00:50:39Thanks, Daddy
00:50:43I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:45I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48Honestly
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:52Well, if you want, we can have many more
00:50:53Just like this
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:57Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59I can't tell
00:51:00And that terrifies me
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison
00:51:08I brought you a gift
00:51:10Here's the paternity test
00:51:11Between the boss and that little girl
00:51:12Oh
00:51:18Oh, this is wonderful
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:23Tell me everything
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith
00:51:26Single mother
00:51:27Small town gal
00:51:28Didn't finish high school
00:51:29Currently works in retail
00:51:30Oh, Maximus
00:51:32I thought I raised you better
00:51:34A high school dropout?
00:51:36In the Harrison family?
00:51:39Not a chance
00:51:43She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:47Maximus seems to like her
00:51:48Silence
00:51:49Get me the address where she works
00:51:51It's Happy Heals on Broadway
00:51:53That's nice
00:51:54We own that one
00:51:56Good work
00:51:57But take off that stupid hat
00:52:09Thanks
00:52:10So your dad insisted
00:52:11That I try this wine
00:52:13That he's been saving
00:52:13For 20 years
00:52:16Sounds like he's happy
00:52:17With his new son-in-law
00:52:18And how about you?
00:52:23Me?
00:52:24Yeah
00:52:26Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:32Eva
00:52:43That birthmark
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:46And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:49You know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:52So much we're not telling each other
00:52:56No feelings, no complications
00:52:58That's what we agreed upon
00:52:59Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:53:02Max
00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right
00:53:06It's cold
00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:11Max
00:53:14I need to tell you something
00:53:17Something important
00:53:18What's gotten into her?
00:53:21Is she hiding something?
00:53:23Is this the part where you tell me
00:53:24There's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:30Piper is
00:53:35Piper is
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:39Sweetie
00:53:40Oh my gosh
00:53:40It's almost swollen
00:53:42Must have been when that witch
00:53:43Smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:45Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper
00:53:54Okay, let me see
00:53:58I promise
00:53:59I won't let anyone
00:54:00Hurt you or Mommy again
00:54:02But that's not true
00:54:03You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:09No!
00:54:11Well...
00:54:16Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:27Really?
00:54:28Please stay, Daddy
00:54:33You think it will scar?
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:40Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:42I have one, too
00:54:44Dad
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age
00:54:48Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:51Really?
00:54:52No way
00:54:53No
00:54:53It was actually a cactus
00:54:55But it's still cool
00:54:58I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:04Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:06My mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:14And how old are you?
00:55:15Six
00:55:16Six?
00:55:17That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:22Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:27What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:31Sorry, honey
00:55:32This man's your dad
00:55:33And he didn't know you existed till now
00:55:37Um...
00:55:37Yeah
00:55:40Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:42Ivar
00:55:47Okay, look
00:55:51Piper is...
00:55:57Go on
00:56:03That must be an emergency
00:56:06Excuse me
00:56:07Sorry, I'll take this
00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17Yeah
00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max
00:56:31That woman is manipulating you
00:56:33She's a high school dropout
00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:37And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:39I'm Eva's husband
00:56:41Max
00:56:42That man has no idea
00:56:44What a treasure
00:56:46He's missing out on
00:56:50I'm sorry, Max
00:56:51You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:53Your mother would take her away
00:56:55After Christmas
00:56:56It's over
00:56:59Eva?
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:04No, Mom, Mom
00:57:05Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife
00:57:08And I've made up my mind
00:57:09I'm not leaving her
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:19Thank you
00:57:23Oh, I'm glad you are
00:57:24This is for you, Grandma
00:57:30Oh, wow
00:57:32That's so cool
00:57:35Derek, this is from Eva and I
00:57:38Oh, thank you so much
00:57:39Thanks, guys
00:57:41Glad you're here
00:57:44We got it
00:57:45Oh
00:57:46Damn, these are nice
00:57:48Grandpa
00:57:49Language
00:57:50Little ears
00:57:56Piper
00:57:56Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:02Ready? Ready?
00:58:03Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06Walkin' home from our house
00:58:08Christmas Eve
00:58:13You never told me
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:22Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:30I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:33Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:44I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:47They're very common
00:58:48I feel so awful
00:58:49But I can't lose my child
00:58:51No matter how I feel about him
00:58:56Maybe
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No
00:59:06I'm fine
00:59:08Um
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:13I got you this
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season
00:59:19Open it
00:59:33Gloves
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:39But that's Christmas
00:59:42You've already done so much for me
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:47How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:50Yeah
00:59:52Warm
00:59:54Soft
00:59:57Perfect
01:00:01Thank you, Eva
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08Really?
01:00:09Yeah, my mom
01:00:10She partied all the time
01:00:12And I got gifts
01:00:14Plenty of them
01:00:15But I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20Nothing personal
01:00:21Well, you deserve it
01:00:24You're a good guy
01:00:27And someday you'll find someone special
01:00:30To spend all your Christmases with
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:38What if I already found someone special
01:00:43Right here
01:01:08Max, we can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop
01:01:13You better tell me right now
01:01:19Come on
01:01:20I don't want you to stop
01:01:28No matter how many years pass
01:01:29I still can't resist him
01:01:44I don't want you to stop
01:01:48I don't want you
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:03Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:14Let me give it to you.
01:03:26I'm 25 dollars.
01:03:26I'm 25 dollars.
01:03:28I'm 25 dollars.
01:03:45I do so.
01:03:45I am 25 dollars.
01:03:49I am 25.
01:03:51I am 25 dollars.
01:03:52They've been 25 dollars.
01:03:52Oh, they are giving me $4.
01:03:53I am 22 dollars.
01:03:53Are you calling me to serve?
01:03:59hello? hello Eva Smith I'm Max's mother name your price what will it take for you to leave my son
01:04:07alone what we both know my son is way out of your league take the money leave my granddaughter with
01:04:15us and go my son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child Piper is my
01:04:21daughter
01:04:21and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up so you keep your money
01:04:26and I'll leave on my own but I am not handing Piper over to you
01:04:32well there's my beautiful wife
01:04:38you okay?
01:04:43look we made it through Christmas
01:04:46so I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:50what are you talking about?
01:04:52it's over
01:04:53it's not that hard to understand
01:04:58Eva wait
01:05:03so last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Max
01:05:10it's not real
01:05:11none of it was real
01:05:13so
01:05:14this is just a goodbye
01:05:18didn't realize that was so disposable for you
01:05:20look
01:05:23last night
01:05:25I let my guard down
01:05:26but I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper
01:05:29and being with you can mess up everything between us
01:05:32just tell me what you need
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:05:37a good father
01:05:39just say the word
01:05:46you don't get it
01:05:48you don't get it
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:06:03I won't give up on us
01:06:20are we here?
01:06:22yes
01:06:23as much as I don't want us to be
01:06:26we're back
01:06:30Piper
01:06:30sweetie wake up
01:06:31we're home
01:06:36how can she just walk away?
01:06:46don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:47it's part of the agreement too
01:06:50can I just
01:06:50pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53you promised
01:06:54Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:06:57can you do this for me please?
01:07:00all right fine
01:07:01when?
01:07:03two days
01:07:05I'll come pick you up
01:07:06no need
01:07:07just send me the address and I'll be there
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought
01:07:18but she still really likes you
01:07:20so don't give up
01:07:21okay daddy?
01:07:23thank you sweetie
01:07:24if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today
01:07:50time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:53boss
01:07:55boss
01:07:59lady and gentlemen
01:08:00I am so sorry
01:08:02I need to go win back my family
01:08:04family?
01:08:05boss you okay?
01:08:07never better
01:08:10go get her Max
01:08:14give it your best smile
01:08:16ah there he is
01:08:19Maximus darling
01:08:20I have some prospects for you
01:08:23nice high society girls from the city
01:08:29oh
01:08:31I told you
01:08:32I already found the woman I love
01:08:40Maximus stop this
01:08:42that Eva woman is scamming you son
01:08:46tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:48and I'll find you another
01:08:50you are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:53no I'm not
01:08:56oh
01:08:56I work in waste management
01:08:58and I'm a secret crime boss
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband
01:09:02and I'm a father
01:09:05what?
01:09:20that's her
01:09:21the woman who got my son
01:09:23head over heels
01:09:26hi
01:09:26welcome in
01:09:27can I help you find something?
01:09:29I want to try those
01:09:34awesome
01:09:34I'll get them for you right away
01:09:37are you?
01:09:38sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43no no no
01:09:44I know what I want
01:09:45size 7
01:09:48oh baby can't even walk
01:09:50but she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:52come on
01:09:53she wants the white shoes
01:09:59ignore her
01:10:00she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:10:02here let me help you
01:10:03come on
01:10:08she
01:10:09seems kind
01:10:15I shouldn't be that impressed
01:10:18she's just doing her job
01:10:21how do they feel?
01:10:23well I love the style
01:10:24but it's too small
01:10:26I think I need a size up
01:10:28maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:33right away
01:10:34I'll be right back
01:10:35she's not only kind
01:10:37she's patient
01:10:38was I wrong about her?
01:10:54are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58well who gives a shit
01:11:00she can't walk
01:11:04that's just
01:11:05pure evil
01:11:08oh come on
01:11:10St. Eva
01:11:11she's in a wheelchair
01:11:13who cares?
01:11:14it's the last pair
01:11:15I
01:11:16get paid commission
01:11:22I'm not doing that
01:11:24Vanessa
01:11:26see
01:11:27this
01:11:28is your whole problem
01:11:29this
01:11:31is why you'll always
01:11:32be broke
01:11:34I don't care
01:11:35if she can walk
01:11:36or not
01:11:37I'm not selling her
01:11:38joke
01:11:39she has to deal
01:11:41with people like this
01:11:42people who insult
01:11:44her all day
01:11:45I'm
01:11:46your manager
01:11:50sell the old bitty
01:11:52the shoes
01:11:53or you're fired
01:12:00did I stutter?
01:12:05you don't have to fire me
01:12:09I quit
01:12:15I don't work here anymore
01:12:18listen
01:12:19don't buy the shoes
01:12:21they're broken
01:12:22spend your heart and money
01:12:23elsewhere okay?
01:12:24you're a good person
01:12:25after all
01:12:27looks like I misjudged you
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33why are you still here Eva?
01:12:35get out
01:12:41you're not disabled?
01:12:43selling a broken heel
01:12:45to someone you thought
01:12:46was handicapped?
01:12:48absolutely shameful
01:12:49who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman
01:12:53of the Harrison group
01:12:55and the owner of the store
01:12:58you're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:00mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am
01:13:03and you my dear
01:13:04are fired
01:13:06what did I do?
01:13:10you are a good person
01:13:12from now on
01:13:14this store is yours to run
01:13:19are you serious?
01:13:23that's right
01:13:25don't be nervous child
01:13:27you are professional
01:13:29responsible
01:13:30far better than that
01:13:32two-bit manager
01:13:36you are a good person
01:13:38I'll leave
01:13:42I'm leaving
01:13:46I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:49no
01:13:50don't worry
01:13:51you're getting a promotion
01:13:53you deserve it my dear
01:13:57thank you
01:13:58first assignment
01:13:59I want that row
01:14:01and that row
01:14:03and the entire display case
01:14:06pack it all up
01:14:08and bring it to my house
01:14:10okay
01:14:10yeah
01:14:13once we're home
01:14:14I'll tell her
01:14:15I'm her mother-in-law
01:14:17I can't wait
01:14:18to finally meet
01:14:18my granddaughter
01:14:26she's the mother
01:14:26of a CEO
01:14:28of course she lives
01:14:29like this
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison
01:14:40I'm here with your delivery
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva
01:14:48what are you doing here?
01:14:50I uh
01:14:51there you are Eva
01:14:55wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:58my new daughter-in-law
01:15:00what are you talking
01:15:05that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:15:09well I tried to tell you but
01:15:11stop
01:15:13and you
01:15:14you lied to me at the store
01:15:17you were both just testing me
01:15:19is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:21I'm sorry Eva
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son
01:15:25just after his money
01:15:26but I was wrong
01:15:28Eva please
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:31not every working class girl
01:15:33is after your money
01:15:34how could you think that of me?
01:15:37it's not like that dear
01:15:38Eva what are you talking about?
01:15:41mom
01:15:41what did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:46we're not together
01:15:48and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake
01:15:57what are you waiting for son?
01:15:59go after her
01:16:03Eva
01:16:04let me go
01:16:05I swear it's not what you think
01:16:07we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:09stop pretending like you care
01:16:10I'm not pretending
01:16:11okay
01:16:12I can't fake what we have
01:16:14and everything I've done for you
01:16:15and Piper
01:16:16this is real
01:16:21touch my wife again
01:16:23and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:25Max you came
01:16:27God you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:34a good father
01:16:35just say the word
01:16:40see
01:16:42stop fighting
01:16:45we belong together
01:16:48you're wrong
01:16:49wrong about what?
01:16:51that you care?
01:16:53or we belong together?
01:16:55look I already told you
01:16:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:58now I held up my end of the deal
01:17:00and I met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed
01:17:03now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:08Eva
01:17:11Eva
01:17:14I'm sorry Maximus
01:17:15walking away is the only choice I have
01:17:24ow
01:17:26are you okay mommy?
01:17:28yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:30come here
01:17:38no you're not fine
01:17:40you're sad
01:17:43I'm okay sweetie
01:17:46I miss daddy too
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:56don't you want to be with him?
01:17:59love bug
01:18:01you're right
01:18:03what am I doing?
01:18:04running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave
01:18:10now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:13I believe in you
01:18:14what are you gonna do mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know
01:18:24Piper is his daughter
01:18:32enough sulking
01:18:33go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby back
01:18:36don't you think I want to?
01:18:39she doesn't want me
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:43your daughter is still out there
01:18:44you can't abandon her
01:18:46mom you don't get it
01:18:47I made a deal with Eva
01:18:49to play my wife
01:18:50and Piper she was
01:18:52an added bonus
01:18:54what are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test
01:19:00Piper is your daughter
01:19:02what?
01:19:03see for yourself
01:19:10I was right
01:19:11seven years ago
01:19:14New Year's
01:19:15that woman was Eva
01:19:25Eva
01:19:27hey
01:19:29daddy
01:19:31daddy
01:19:33Piper
01:19:34I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:43you came back
01:19:48I uh
01:19:51don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:58I uh
01:20:01I was scared
01:20:02but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05because what we have is real
01:20:06and it's worth fighting for
01:20:09sweetheart
01:20:10I have something to tell you
01:20:13I have something to tell you too
01:20:17Piper is your daughter
01:20:19you knew
01:20:20my sweet granddaughter
01:20:22grandma
01:20:23oh
01:20:26I just found out for sure
01:20:28a few minutes ago
01:20:29but you've known this whole time
01:20:31I was scared
01:20:32okay
01:20:32I didn't know
01:20:33if you were going to take her from me
01:20:34I didn't know
01:20:35how you were feeling
01:20:37how could you not know
01:20:38how I felt
01:20:51I love you Eva
01:20:54I love you too
01:20:56I promise
01:20:57for the rest of my life
01:20:59I'm going to make it up to you
01:21:01as long as we're together
01:21:03it doesn't matter
01:21:04where we are
01:21:15will you marry me Eva
01:21:17for real this time
01:21:19yes
01:21:21yes of course
01:21:21I'll marry you
01:21:26yes
01:21:27hi
01:21:35looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:37and the Christmas after that
01:21:39and forever
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:49who's that
01:21:51Eva
01:21:54take me back
01:21:57I'm sorry
01:21:58I struck your tire
01:22:02looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:04again
01:22:08no?
01:22:09not funny?
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