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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:40Go!
00:01:44Go!
00:01:45Where are the drugs, Wayne?
00:01:47I'm not gonna ask again.
00:01:48You okay, Mafia?
00:01:49You should've gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53You should break.
00:01:54Don't you dare!
00:01:55Freeze!
00:01:56Please!
00:01:58Oh fuck!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:20Well now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke.
00:02:34And we still have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatchel-
00:02:38Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again Cap.
00:02:44No, you're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry Cap, can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what, now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that!
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together John.
00:03:24Yes sir.
00:03:32I'm sorry.
00:03:33It's just a lot of money for people in the industry.
00:03:34I'm gonna leave you in a room.
00:03:38You're very lucky.
00:03:39I hope you're gonna have to take the cares of you.
00:03:41I'm a fat man.
00:03:42You're gonna have to take the cares of you!
00:03:43I'm gonna have to record the cares of you in the company.
00:03:45So now I'm gonna go to work for you.
00:03:46I'm gonna have to put it in the team in the industry.
00:03:47I've got to come for it now.
00:03:48I'll go to work for you.
00:03:48You will be a big home!
00:03:50I'll go to work for you.
00:03:51More people in the company here.
00:03:51So I'm going to go to work for you.
00:03:53I'll go to work for you.
00:03:54I'll own a different job.
00:03:54I never know before you.
00:03:55to possession of narcotics,
00:03:57possession with intention to sell,
00:04:01burglary.
00:04:04You know,
00:04:09you're looking at about 11 years.
00:04:13No, no. Correction.
00:04:15That's why I work with you guys.
00:04:17Wipe that shit clean.
00:04:20I'm not going to go on to.
00:04:23Your cover's blown.
00:04:25All I need from you is to make sure
00:04:27that Pindi gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts.
00:04:30You've got the drugs in your head.
00:04:36Police brutality.
00:04:39Oh, look. He's cut.
00:04:41What? You said
00:04:43also you're the one that has caused this for me.
00:04:46And whose fault is that?
00:04:47A stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me
00:04:50alongside Pindi, so.
00:04:51That might be true.
00:04:53But you're burnt now.
00:04:55Spalled goods can't use you.
00:04:58Fuck that.
00:05:03But...
00:05:07No, no, I would rather drink
00:05:11Gwendo Vantage's bathwater.
00:05:13In actual fact,
00:05:13I would rather go down
00:05:14on a Taiwanese transvestite.
00:05:17What am I going to get?
00:05:18Meat in two weeks?
00:05:19An axe wound?
00:05:20I don't know.
00:05:20The chances are better than me
00:05:22going to Jolburg.
00:05:24It's either you go to Johannesburg
00:05:26or you start thinking of a number of ways
00:05:29in which you should not
00:05:30pick up the soap.
00:05:36What times I fly?
00:05:46Bring me a marker here for the needle, please.
00:05:50Yeah, it looks like the Antwoord shot a music video here.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:56It's chaos, man.
00:06:02Oh, look who's here.
00:06:03Hey, hey, hey.
00:06:05Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
00:06:06Connie.
00:06:07Connie.
00:06:08Connie like a spiel, man.
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12We're gone.
00:06:14Why are you doing here
00:06:15because now you can see
00:06:16this is a homicide?
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:19He got kicked off the big job
00:06:21and now he needs to hang around here
00:06:22with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens
00:06:24when you turn your key witnesses
00:06:26into a mdogweweweena makaragar.
00:06:29Apparently, the forensic says
00:06:30the guy didn't even tell
00:06:30the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke.
00:06:35It was just blood and guts everywhere.
00:06:37You know like when you have a bowl of mince
00:06:38and you put, like, icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him
00:06:44and call him Thrifactor.
00:06:49All right, I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on, no comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole.
00:06:56Yeah, okay, that's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Hey, come on, Trudla.
00:07:00It's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:28What sources believe to be a bizarre case
00:07:30of mistaken identity,
00:07:32the actor playing Oscar Pistorius
00:07:33in the upcoming movie
00:07:34on the disgraced athlete's life
00:07:36has gone missing.
00:07:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:39I'm just going to say something.
00:07:40Yeah, yeah.
00:07:42I'm just going to say something.
00:07:42Is this for real?
00:07:43Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51I mean, are criminals in South Africa
00:07:54that useless
00:07:55that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:58Chucks, I think we both...
00:08:01Chippa.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Yes, son.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah?
00:08:07Mark 4.
00:08:08Yeah?
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:11Hey, no.
00:08:11What is it?
00:08:13Monique, no.
00:08:13What is the story?
00:08:14No, story of the heart.
00:08:16Where is the rest of my money?
00:08:17Like, it's here.
00:08:17Yeah, the next wall.
00:08:18Where is my money?
00:08:19What the fuck?
00:08:19Hey, hey, hey, stop the wall.
00:08:21Stop the wall.
00:08:22Hey, man, you can't treat a woman like this.
00:08:23What do you do inside?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you
00:08:26not to pull a Donald Trump
00:08:27on a crever but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Baba.
00:08:30My Milala.
00:08:30I sell anybody by a dead body.
00:08:32This here is my bitch.
00:08:34But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically.
00:08:39Like, R&B singers, you know, like,
00:08:40the fuck is mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually, I do remember you.
00:08:47Huh?
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:51Oh, no, I've never met you.
00:08:54I love, I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a claim fucker.
00:08:58No, claim fucker.
00:08:59Hey, hey!
00:09:01Break it up, break it up.
00:09:02Break it up, what's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh, officer of the law.
00:09:09Detective.
00:09:11Yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20Oh, I'm a cop.
00:09:20So.
00:09:21Where's your badge?
00:09:23Technically, I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:27No.
00:09:28I work with the police, so I'm half.
00:09:32Oh, come on.
00:09:33Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust us, Ern.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:37Oh, ah!
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:42Police put down on me!
00:09:44He's man-hanging me!
00:09:46I'm not a racist.
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm not a racist.
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's braving me!
00:09:55I'm not braving you or brutalizing you.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:58Ah, I'm not a racist.
00:09:58Put it down and let him go!
00:10:00What's that joke?
00:10:01Oh, my God!
00:10:01I hate him!
00:10:02I hate him!
00:10:02I hate him!
00:10:02I hate him!
00:10:02I hate him!
00:10:02I hate him!
00:10:03Oh, come on, man.
00:10:05He's impersonating an officer.
00:10:07Oh, yeah!
00:10:08Let's go!
00:10:09What?
00:10:10I'm telling you, just back off, okay?
00:10:13I'm sorry.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:16I'm...
00:10:16I'm...
00:10:16Shh.
00:10:24Fucker!
00:10:30Generale!
00:10:32Generale!
00:10:33We did it.
00:10:34We got Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:40Yeah, but this is not Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs!
00:10:50He's got legs!
00:10:51Oscar Fistorias does not have legs!
00:10:53He does not have legs!
00:10:56Oh, uh...
00:10:58He's...
00:11:00He's...
00:11:01He's alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:22Yeah, we had to use a little extra chlorophyll.
00:11:25I mean, he's an athlete.
00:11:26He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy boy, tell me.
00:11:29Just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much!
00:11:33That's too much, mate!
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46Just...
00:11:46A few...
00:11:47Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead, you dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:54He's dead.
00:11:54Check his pulse.
00:11:57Uh, it, uh, uh...
00:11:59What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:03Maybe cut him up?
00:12:05Cut him up?
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:23Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:30It's in the upcoming film.
00:12:32Run, Oscar.
00:12:32Run is still missing.
00:12:35What a shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What'd you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out?
00:12:44Drug deal went wrong and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shit, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah, thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So, what's next?
00:12:54Cap?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56You can't help me with this.
00:12:57I'm a time factor.
00:12:58I thought we'd change it to Kani.
00:12:59Yeah?
00:13:00Kani's snore green.
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet?
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:05Captain, please shut up.
00:13:08Shut up.
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:17Found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensics said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop-off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:29I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38No.
00:13:38Don, after what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43Oh, my fucking wife.
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock.
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't detective cock detect that I'm not a pimp?
00:13:50You made me pull my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist.
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it because I'm black?
00:13:57Because you're a menace.
00:13:58See you.
00:14:02You get a three-month suspension.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:11Fuck.
00:14:12Give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You know how expensive this is.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:198.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property.
00:14:30I'll have a black tea, two sugars.
00:14:33No milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:53Hey, I don't think it's sublimatic.
00:14:54Don't you think it's gloves.
00:14:55It's the actor as a raincoat for his hands.
00:14:59I think.
00:15:02Okay, so just give me a pen.
00:15:06What?
00:15:08I'll give you a pen to your repa, England.
00:15:14I'll give you a pen.
00:15:15I'll give you a pen.
00:15:19Yeah, we'll be lucky that these two retails our family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I would have chopped them up.
00:15:25That's the end.
00:15:25I'm curious.
00:15:27I feel right.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done.
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens.
00:15:47Meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do it?
00:16:15I'll show you another one.
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's the eye?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:36Husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:44The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:52So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15-year-old girl's job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:02Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:04Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11Don't start.
00:17:12Tess and I can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15I have work and I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21What about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in.
00:17:32Get in.
00:17:32Get in.
00:17:33Get in.
00:17:34Get in.
00:17:36Get in.
00:17:37Get in.
00:17:38Get in.
00:17:38Get in.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have, ne?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:43Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat winner.
00:17:49Okay, then.
00:17:50All right.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:05All right.
00:18:08Okay.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:24Hey.
00:18:30Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked my new haircuts.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58Alright, well done.
00:19:04Good job, buddy.
00:19:06The inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool.
00:19:09Yeah, well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks.
00:19:14Uh, okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:19Where's the light?
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21No, no.
00:19:21It's taking your money.
00:19:22No, no, no.
00:19:22It just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:32Good job.
00:19:34Really, uh, lights off the place.
00:19:36So how about that beer?
00:19:44I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:47Mm.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay, yeah.
00:19:58You ready?
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Sure, you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02You guys okay?
00:20:03Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's alright.
00:20:06Alright.
00:20:11Ah!
00:20:15Ah!
00:20:16Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:17Ah!
00:20:18Ah!
00:20:18Ah!
00:20:18Ah!
00:20:35Hmm.
00:20:39Hi, sexy.
00:20:59This? Just blending in.
00:21:02What the f***?
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:05Seriously.
00:21:07Yeah, that's about 20 grand. It's all there.
00:21:09Sorry. I'm sorry, man.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully, but it's not drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, what are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen, 90% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock-boring.
00:21:42Yeah, and that's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gunfights, or fistfights, or explosions.
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00That's who we are here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit, so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase, but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville,
00:22:20and they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:26We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30And Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed.
00:22:33They say make your bed and lie in it, so...
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:38I'm fine.
00:22:39Married.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I've taken.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59It's in tequila's place.
00:23:00I'm sorry, stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry.
00:23:03I'm not going to judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no, relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:24You don't want to be here in the next two minutes.
00:23:27What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You're meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:33Oh, married man?
00:23:35No, I don't want to be here.
00:23:36I want to be here.
00:23:38I'm from Mantival.
00:23:39I want to be here.
00:23:41Don't be here.
00:23:41Boussy?
00:23:42Boussy from Mantival?
00:23:44Look.
00:23:44Look how Boussy means.
00:23:46Boussy means it's time.
00:23:47It's so close.
00:23:49Man, it's such a small world.
00:23:50Boussy!
00:23:51Boussy!
00:23:52Hey, man.
00:23:54Okay.
00:23:54If you really know Boussy, you would know that Boussy would want you to give me the password
00:24:03before i ask you what the password is that's musy to a t nightingale bing bing bing bing we have
00:24:11a
00:24:11winner winner winner chicken dinner that's how simple it is man i'm sorry my friend's a little
00:24:21drunk and he's off his mates what are you doing i'm working her well you have for internal to
00:24:26your girlfriend can you just calm down the lady and i would do
00:24:35what the man threw that ship back oh oh
00:24:40oh what did you eat
00:24:56oh sweet baby jesus this is not what i prayed for when i said i want to hit this morning
00:25:07what the is that that ginger ale
00:25:13i've never hit a lady before but i'm about to make an oh what the
00:25:19oh
00:25:22sorry sorry
00:25:25baby black jesus please be with me with this crazy white bag come on big boy let's fight
00:25:33okay
00:25:56thanks for the help just get back there you're getting your hands handed to you by a white girl
00:26:01you drink that white girl it doesn't look go just go go go go oh man
00:26:17uh
00:26:20oh
00:26:29my leg's on fire come on get out of here
00:26:39The popular strip club burned down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey, what is this? Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49Eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burned down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burned it down.
00:27:01John, you created a PR nightmare.
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look, everyone's stressed.
00:27:09Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:12Where, Ma? Where, Ma?
00:27:13We asked what in your hands.
00:27:14He's in your hand.
00:27:15He's in your hand.
00:27:15He's in your hand.
00:27:16Yeah, he's his fourth one now, eh, John?
00:27:19You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos.
00:27:22And why are they in disguise?
00:27:23It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a Valkyra wallet.
00:27:34Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I assume belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49Why are you riding on my bicycle?
00:27:50Why are you riding on my bicycle?
00:27:51Why are you riding on my bicycle?
00:27:51I'm so fucking fine.
00:27:53Cut that shit out!
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58Need.
00:27:59Now!
00:27:59How should I enjoy the captain?
00:28:01Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06So what now, Detective Big Shot?
00:28:08Well, we've got the briefcase.
00:28:09Ah, and we still got Boosie.
00:28:11Who?
00:28:12That's the name that the writer gave me just before her head...
00:28:16Exploding on it.
00:28:19Exploding on it.
00:28:21She was going to give me another name, but then he interrupted us, so there's that.
00:28:25Okay, all right, follow the lead.
00:28:26And no more dead bodies and burning shits.
00:28:28This isn't a war zone.
00:28:32Is that my mug?
00:28:37Remind me never to drink from that again.
00:28:47Oh, look, I found him!
00:28:48What the fuck?
00:28:50Don't touch anything.
00:28:59You know, we need a car with bigger boot space, man.
00:29:03Yeah, yeah, mate.
00:29:05You know, you never know how difficult it is to get blood off your face.
00:29:09No, man, by the way, I just want to say I'm sorry, therefore, like, just fainting, like, it's just that,
00:29:14yeah, the blood.
00:29:15I feel like I still have blood on me.
00:29:17Do I still have blood on me?
00:29:18You got a...
00:29:19Did you even wash your face?
00:29:21Yeah, I did.
00:29:22It's pouring out your ears, man.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:23It's coming out your ears.
00:29:24Look!
00:29:25It's coming out your ears.
00:29:26Yeah, you see that?
00:29:27Wait, wait, wait, there's not blood.
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:29Look at that!
00:29:33Oh, shit!
00:29:34Oh, shit!
00:29:35Oh, shit!
00:29:36Ah!
00:29:37Oh!
00:29:42What the fuck's...
00:29:43Ay!
00:29:45For fucks...
00:29:47Fuck!
00:29:52This is so funny.
00:29:55Ah!
00:29:57Ah!
00:29:58Ah!
00:29:58Ah!
00:29:59Ah!
00:29:59Ah!
00:29:59Ah!
00:30:00Ah!
00:30:00Ah!
00:30:00Ah!
00:30:01Ah!
00:30:14So much for babysitting a C.I.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No shit!
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John!
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers.
00:30:25There were like 10 of them.
00:30:26Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it.
00:30:36It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it, it's delicious.
00:30:44Look.
00:30:47Do it back, because if you do it, I wouldn't do anything.
00:30:51So what now?
00:30:53I'm just going to follow a lead and report back.
00:30:55Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58It's nothing hectic.
00:31:00Now I'm really worried.
00:31:03You'll be fine.
00:31:03I promise.
00:31:16Boy, boy.
00:31:17It's my noir.
00:31:18It's my noir.
00:31:24You're all right, baby.
00:31:25You're all right.
00:31:27Mine went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30Just get the call.
00:31:32This must be funny, boy.
00:31:33I'm gonna be in charge there.
00:31:35Some gangster shit we just received against.
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Cesar.
00:31:41Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Cam, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm.
00:31:51You think so?
00:31:52Really?
00:31:53No ways.
00:31:54No, I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right?
00:31:56You're right?
00:31:56That's super cool.
00:31:58I know, right?
00:31:58It's because the distraction is the bump and then the magic is in the timing and the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing?
00:32:06Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad.
00:32:09It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah.
00:32:11High five, high five.
00:32:12Uh, this is for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take your fist bump, right?
00:32:17Bah.
00:32:18And then you go, woo, and then another fist bump.
00:32:21Bah.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool.
00:32:22It's all right, it's all right.
00:32:23Right?
00:32:23Don't try it.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:26Um, the shower's upstairs and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Huh?
00:32:32Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go bullshit.
00:32:34No way, that's your wife.
00:32:35That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way, you're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way, this is your wife.
00:32:43Sissy, how do you go, lad?
00:32:45Ooh, tiny long game, man.
00:32:47No, I'm not going to talk to you because I'm not going to talk to you.
00:32:50I'm not going to talk to you because I'm not going to talk to you.
00:32:51Oh, sevens are like...
00:32:53Thick.
00:32:53I'm a bullgazer.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:55What are you doing?
00:32:56This is all sexually transmitted like that guy.
00:32:59Hey, he's not going to talk to you.
00:33:01He never stops.
00:33:02You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar, like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:31I land in a few days and you don't want to see mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news and I need to know that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me were a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:34:00Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:02My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mom's vagina out of your mouth?
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17Alright, anyway, what's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night, we take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Literally, she's probably got those smoke bombs and poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kind of like taking her shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flush her and then go, your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan?
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Dude, who doesn't wing it?
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop, so sorted.
00:34:50Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge?
00:34:55That's a red flag.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:19Oh, probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33This is a bad time to mention and then we've tried anything like this before.
00:35:38I'm hoping this bag catches the right people's attention.
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:54It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:36:11That's the best man who's on.
00:36:14The best man who looks like.
00:36:18I've worked with him.
00:36:21I've also tried the best man who looks like.
00:36:22It's a little bit better.
00:36:22But I can't do it.
00:36:24I can't do it anymore.
00:36:24I think I'm going to go in there.
00:36:25I can't do it anymore.
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:34He's been following us since we got you.
00:36:36Dad, you're sticking out like a sore thumb.
00:36:39The kid's probably thinking, what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:42He knows something, I'm telling you.
00:36:43He knows nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows?
00:36:47How are you a detective even? How do you still have your own...
00:36:50He's coming over right now.
00:36:51How do you even still have a job?
00:36:53He's coming over right now.
00:36:55He's coming over right now.
00:36:57He's coming over right now.
00:37:00He's coming over right now.
00:37:01It's not a kid, it's a midget.
00:37:03You can't say midget, it's not politically correct.
00:37:05It's mongoloid.
00:37:06Definitely not mongoloid.
00:37:07Mongoloid means return.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:09Oh shit!
00:37:12Run!
00:37:14Run!
00:37:15Run!
00:37:23Run!
00:37:24Run!
00:37:25Run!
00:37:33Run!
00:37:34Tripod!
00:37:34Come out!
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand?
00:37:39Where'd he go?
00:37:42He's so fast.
00:37:43He's like a little baby cheetah.
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46Hey Mo!
00:37:46Move!
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:48Second one!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50Second one!
00:37:51Of course.
00:37:53Move!
00:37:54Yeah.
00:38:00Well, well, well, well, well.
00:38:04I see money.
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it.
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man.
00:38:10It's only the money that we want.
00:38:13I hear you are looking for boozy.
00:38:15This kid knew something.
00:38:17Hey!
00:38:17I'm not a kid.
00:38:18Eat more pussy than you.
00:38:20He's right though.
00:38:21It's unnecessary.
00:38:22We need to give that briefcase to boozy.
00:38:27Money, money, money, mooooney!
00:38:30Money!
00:38:31Money!
00:38:33Oh!
00:38:34Yeah.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:39Yeah.
00:38:40Yeah.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:41Yeah.
00:38:43Yeah.
00:38:44I'm getting money when I go out, they just look.
00:38:49Everybody playing by the damn book.
00:38:52My dogs ain't right, it's a crook.
00:38:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:57I'm getting money when I go out.
00:38:59You won't have to die today.
00:39:10General, I'm getting money when I go out.
00:39:13I'm getting money when I go out, you don't want to die!
00:39:16What the fuck? Seriously?
00:39:24Come on!
00:39:28you didn't even search me I kind of feel shortchanged almost grabbed me by the
00:39:32short and curly's yeah fucking get back yeah yeah okay I don't know what's in
00:39:37there so you better hurry up or we're gonna come short it's great but you're
00:39:43not as short input as it's over it's over work my
00:39:53she dresses in bright and if you're not careful she might take your life
00:40:02the writer sent us
00:40:06what's the password nightingale nightingale
00:40:11okay just give me a moment
00:40:14need to sort something out how the fuck did you know that
00:40:21all right now I don't know if you're going to survive this but now we know for
00:40:32sure that you will never rape again
00:40:35you need to go blow yourself what is that wait it's a snake what the fuck are you
00:40:41don't you fucking do it not again don't you fucking do it swallow it swallow it
00:40:47swallow it oh come on now don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest
00:40:56stop
00:40:57get your shit together
00:41:01where is Lerato anyway
00:41:03she bailed she was too scared to come this far
00:41:06she lost her head
00:41:07mine
00:41:10honestly
00:41:12Lerato
00:41:13oh he shouldn't have balls to the game
00:41:15oh neither does he
00:41:17good one
00:41:18we are new contacts
00:41:20well
00:41:21then we should get going
00:41:24headaches waiting for us and we're late
00:41:25hmm
00:41:26what about him
00:41:27oh you know what they say
00:41:28survival of the fittest
00:41:30he makes it to the hospital he lives if he doesn't
00:41:34all right keep going
00:41:38thank you
00:41:40hey dikes
00:41:41why is she so happy
00:41:44does she still have a semi
00:41:49don't put your thumb in me
00:41:52oh fuck it
00:41:57show me your power
00:42:04show me your power
00:42:09show me your power
00:42:12you here to see the big gun
00:42:32boss
00:42:32they here
00:42:34who's they
00:42:35pussy and the guards
00:42:38hmm
00:42:41now make sure you're practicing nicely
00:42:43last time you all spilt
00:42:45my niece thought it was sherbet
00:42:47she ran around like a mad thing for five hours
00:42:49hmm
00:42:52hmm
00:42:57oh i see gladys knight brought her pips
00:43:02the rato backed out
00:43:05these are our new plugs
00:43:07and the rest of these
00:43:08ah
00:43:09that's it
00:43:10you thought that when you came here
00:43:13something bad was gonna happen to you
00:43:15maybe
00:43:16to never be too careful
00:43:18true
00:43:22three mil
00:43:24yeah
00:43:26that's gonna be a problem
00:43:27price just went up
00:43:30it's lady tino
00:43:32i'm telling you
00:43:33yeah
00:43:33that's not how it works
00:43:39you don't tell me how things work
00:43:42i tell you
00:43:44we're the ones who took the risk here
00:43:46so i'll take any cream off the top i want
00:43:50hang it
00:43:52i can't do that
00:43:54see
00:43:54oh you can't
00:44:07look at this guy
00:44:09look at this guy
00:44:23why the fuck did you do that
00:44:24yes we've got the money and the drugs
00:44:27the principal
00:44:28you killed all these men because they bruised your ego
00:44:33i was sending a message
00:44:36how do you have a problem the way i handle my business
00:44:40all right
00:44:41please do continue with the torture and the murder
00:44:43thank you
00:44:45you'll be a good girl
00:44:46and load up
00:44:47uh-huh
00:44:48because we've got places to be
00:44:56i really got with this guy
00:44:59oh my god
00:45:02come on let's go man we gotta go
00:45:04let's go
00:45:16i'll be there now
00:45:27all right
00:45:29how do your noses
00:45:31just your wigs
00:45:33let's show it
00:45:36gee my girl
00:45:41what's that
00:45:43and then
00:45:44what happened
00:45:45where the fuck have you been
00:45:47okay
00:45:47i've been trying to get hold of you all of last night
00:45:49i told you i had business to take care of
00:45:51all right
00:45:53yeah i didn't let my phone cause and distractions
00:45:54what is all this now
00:45:57you know i've seen more fucked up shit since i met you than i've seen in my entire cop career
00:46:01you should be sitting ducks out here man
00:46:04just stay cool
00:46:07gabrie's on the way
00:46:11yeah well
00:46:12lorata really fucked up
00:46:14you know
00:46:15i always knew that bitch didn't have it in her
00:46:18but
00:46:19i did meet you guys and we took care of
00:46:21headache
00:46:23my guys
00:46:24yeah the tall white guy
00:46:31tell them i want to say hi
00:46:36hey bitches
00:46:37we don't have all night men
00:46:39let's go
00:46:40no
00:46:40driver
00:46:41just wait for the calvin
00:46:42i'm gonna shoot you myself
00:46:44fuck
00:46:45fuck
00:47:00catch up
00:47:06oh
00:47:07not this bitch again
00:47:08yes
00:47:10this bitch again
00:47:11stop the bitch rock
00:47:12okay
00:47:12what the fuck's going on here
00:47:14they're cops
00:47:15but you'd know that if you bother answering my calls
00:47:18excuse me
00:47:19i'm not a cop
00:47:20oh now you're not a cop
00:47:21well if they want to shoot cops only i don't want to die for them
00:47:25i'm not a cop
00:47:25you don't have to explain it
00:47:26shut up
00:47:29i had a run-in with them last night
00:47:31you want to go another round
00:47:32do you
00:47:33what's that supposed to mean
00:47:34everybody saw what happened last time
00:47:36you didn't see what happened
00:47:37you were hiding behind the bar
00:47:38drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up
00:47:41i'm bored
00:47:43tie them up
00:47:44put them in the car
00:47:45why why why why
00:47:48why did we just kill them and get it over with
00:47:49yeah
00:47:51and have every guy with a badge on our ass
00:47:53no
00:47:54this is our time to show to moms whether we can run our own shit
00:47:57and do this on our own
00:48:25don't eat it
00:48:26what is it
00:48:26it's cocaine
00:48:27it smells great
00:48:31let's go
00:48:32i'll draw
00:48:33i'll draw a fire you go after the ninja
00:48:35what
00:48:36me
00:48:36yes
00:48:37no i need a gun
00:48:38you really want to get it
00:48:39no
00:48:39just go after her keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and i'll do the rest
00:48:43on one
00:48:45oh jesus just go
00:48:54come come come go go go go go she's in the corner
00:48:57pussy where's pussy where's pussy have you seen pussy you two on me
00:49:10i'll die
00:49:11me too
00:49:12me too
00:49:14and why did you say something
00:49:16Because you're always so tough my boy, alright? I don't want to come across as a pussy.
00:49:21Fuck, fuck, fuck. I am a pussy.
00:49:23I get constant anxiety.
00:49:25You do.
00:49:26Yes, you really do.
00:49:27Let's just, let's just sit this one out.
00:49:29Fuck yeah.
00:49:29Yeah?
00:49:30Yeah?
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:31First, you've seen pussy!
00:49:34Got you, bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hit women, but...
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch!
00:49:41Okay, fuck boy, it's your turn then.
00:49:42Fuck boy, really?
00:49:43In the midst of everything that's going on, you're gonna call me a fuck boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person.
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter.
00:49:50Okay?
00:49:53Hey!
00:49:54Puzzle boy!
00:49:56My uncle Lloyd's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey!
00:50:05Stop!
00:50:09Shit!
00:50:10Drev.
00:50:11Drev.
00:50:11Oh, John!
00:50:13Did I get a...?
00:50:14No!
00:50:15I'm so cold, John!
00:50:18What have you got?
00:50:19Don't you go, mate?
00:50:23Hey!
00:50:26What's one of you?
00:50:28Go to rock, man!
00:50:29Hey!
00:50:30Go to rock, man!
00:50:31Hey!
00:50:32I love to be here, mate!
00:50:33Let's go!
00:50:36Go, man!
00:50:37Go, man!
00:50:38Go, man!
00:50:38Go, man!
00:50:39Go, man!
00:50:41That's what we do!
00:50:44You guys, you missed it! Missed everything!
00:50:47They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep!
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration!
00:51:00Alright everyone, get back to work!
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theatre.
00:51:05You two.
00:51:07My office.
00:51:07In the office? Yep!
00:51:10We're going into the office!
00:51:12You guys stay outside!
00:51:13You losers!
00:51:15Captain, you wanna see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's please, make mine robots.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what? She got away.
00:51:30They both did!
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:33We still have no idea how this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Dumanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind!
00:51:41And Bussi, don't forget about Bussi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Dumanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more plays.
00:51:52Fucking A!
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No, no, not like that.
00:52:01You guys, I meant you shower, then I shower.
00:52:06No soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck up of a CI.
00:52:23I've been beat up, shot at, burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're going to have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Just for the record,
00:52:43I could have done this without you.
00:52:48So what now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear,
00:52:52so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I do is it's going to land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that then.
00:53:04Why are you really screaming?
00:53:06Why are you laughing at me?
00:53:08Why are you laughing at me?
00:53:11Why are you laughing at me?
00:53:13Why are you laughing at me?
00:53:21Why are you laughing at me?
00:53:22You're laughing at me?
00:53:23I have to answer it.
00:53:24I'm a therapist, I'm a lady.
00:53:26I'm a therapist, and I'll find you.
00:53:27I'm just going to be an eye where you have a door.
00:53:29Dad, seriously, please cover your scars.
00:53:33Passes on the sissies.
00:53:34Come on.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy and open and gross?
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal.
00:54:38And Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Red flag.
00:54:43Faye, you've spent more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47You don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:58And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:11Tessa!
00:55:12Help!
00:55:14Shhh.
00:55:15Get out of the bed.
00:55:16Get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sean, no.
00:55:31Drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:35Menace.
00:55:36We're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me the mumsel.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:15They're not children.
00:56:17They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once.
00:56:22When they were on the streets.
00:56:24Alone.
00:56:25Scared.
00:56:27Hungry.
00:56:28But I took them in.
00:56:29I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear that, girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:46Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:50But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:06Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:14But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:21Perhaps, perhaps, it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching, knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:40Come out from wherever you are!
00:57:43The little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:48Hearts!
00:57:49They never hid in the closet, behind the curtain, or in the laundry bin.
00:57:57Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:02Huh?
00:58:05Ready or not, here I come.
00:58:10Mom!
00:58:16Mom!
00:58:18Mom!
00:58:19Mom!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:26We'll be in touch, Johnny boy.
00:58:31Mom!
00:58:31Mom!
00:58:32Mom!
00:58:33Mom!
00:58:34Mom!
00:58:34Mom!
00:58:50We have to put her in an induced coma.
00:58:52It will help her recover.
00:58:54How long?
00:58:55Well, for now, I can't say.
00:58:57We'll just have to check how she responds to treatment.
00:59:01But we'll just keep monitoring her.
00:59:18Get old baby back this way.
00:59:26Alright, Charlie, can you come in?
00:59:28Yes.
00:59:28Coloured female.
00:59:2912 years old.
00:59:30This is a minor.
00:59:32Yeah, minor.
00:59:32She's still in sleep way.
00:59:35Okay.
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them.
00:59:39I'm sorry, John.
00:59:40Sorry, he's not going to bring my daughter back.
00:59:41Look, we're doing everything we can.
00:59:43How's Louise?
00:59:44What the fuck do you think she's doing?
00:59:48I'm calling in my contacts.
00:59:49You don't have any contacts.
00:59:51I'll go door to door.
00:59:52John, you are too close to this.
00:59:53You need to let us do this without you.
00:59:54No, I don't!
00:59:56John.
00:59:59John, you know the protocol.
01:00:02Look around.
01:00:04Everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here.
01:00:08Just take a breath.
01:00:13I need a moment.
01:00:15My office.
01:00:22Johnny boy.
01:00:23I thought you were dead.
01:00:25You really want to threaten me here?
01:00:27Let's just take a step back, shall we?
01:00:29What do you want?
01:00:30That sounds better.
01:00:31You know exactly what I want.
01:00:33It's all locked away in evidence.
01:00:34Of course, that's the fun part.
01:00:37You're going to get it back for me.
01:00:39How the fuck do you expect me to do that?
01:00:41Somehow, I think you're going to make a plan.
01:00:45I'll call you with the location within an hour.
01:00:50I think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off.
01:00:53Any sign of the police, she dies.
01:00:56I can't do this alone.
01:00:58Okay then, bring a plus one.
01:01:04Let's see how much daddy loves you.
01:01:06Huh?
01:01:10What's the play here?
01:01:11Aren't you two tired of being ice boys?
01:01:14Wouldn't you rather be the moreki?
01:01:17Headaches.
01:01:18And all these men think they own the trade in this country.
01:01:20But they didn't see us ladies coming, did they?
01:01:24And where are we going?
01:01:25Well, it was supposed to be a surprise.
01:01:27But the two of you fucked it up royally.
01:01:30We now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world.
01:01:35Access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent.
01:01:41Mostly unmonitored, run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink.
01:01:47Our product can run free.
01:01:49What if they hit our stuff?
01:01:50That's where the two of you come in, my darling.
01:01:53Those men are on my payroll.
01:01:55It's your job to manage that side of the business.
01:01:58Keep them in check.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:10Nope.
01:02:11Hi, you've reached Trevor.
01:02:12Please leave a message.
01:02:14Unless he's a white gorilla, then fuck you, John.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Come on.
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You better be calling to apologize.
01:02:30Something's happened.
01:02:33I think you've mispronounced.
01:02:35I'm sorry, Trevor.
01:02:36How can I make it up to you?
01:02:38I really need your help.
01:02:39What happened to him?
01:02:41I could have done it all without you.
01:02:43Put Louise in hospital and they've taken Tessa.
01:02:47Yeah, but I'm just a fuck up of a CI.
01:02:49You've got a whole building full of cuffs to help you.
01:02:51What we need to do isn't exactly legal.
01:02:56So you're in?
01:02:58Only for Louise and Tessa.
01:02:59I don't give a fuck about you.
01:03:01You can go fuck yourself, John.
01:03:03That's good enough for me.
01:03:04Okay.
01:03:05So what's the plan?
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing down here, pretty boy?
01:03:13Who are you?
01:03:13I'm the guy that Captain sent to come ask you who the fuck you think you are!
01:03:18What?
01:03:18The detective's daughter's missing and you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking thumbs!
01:03:22No, no, no, no.
01:03:23This works.
01:03:24It's hands on dick!
01:03:26Not hands on dick!
01:03:28Hey!
01:03:28Are you on burner?
01:03:30No, no, no, no.
01:03:30Are you surfing the internet on the station's Wi-Fi?
01:03:33I wouldn't...
01:03:34Honestly!
01:03:35The girl's gonna die!
01:03:36Hurry!
01:03:37It's a golden one!
01:03:39It's all...
01:03:39Wait, wait.
01:03:40That was too much.
01:03:40I'm sorry.
01:03:41Bring it in.
01:03:42Bring it in for the...
01:03:43Sorry about that.
01:03:44So sorry.
01:03:45You'll be okay.
01:03:46Just go check on the...
01:03:48Detector's daughter.
01:03:49Hurry!
01:03:50It's a golden one!
01:03:52She's gonna die!
01:04:00Shh!
01:04:03Oh.
01:04:04I can't believe that actually worked.
01:04:07Quick.
01:04:07Grab the duffel bags.
01:04:08I'll grab the rest of the shit.
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:11Isn't there something you want to say to me first?
01:04:14Seriously?
01:04:15Now?
01:04:15Yes.
01:04:16Now.
01:04:17I'm sorry.
01:04:19And?
01:04:20I can't do this without you.
01:04:23And?
01:04:24And we can shower and chill when we're done.
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:26I'm not really into dudes, but it'll do.
01:04:29For fuck's sake.
01:04:31Does that look like a duffel bag?
01:04:34Here.
01:04:35Grab it.
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh no!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:40I've got the drugs.
01:04:43Hustle.
01:04:44I gave you the light bags.
01:04:46I gave you the light bags.
01:04:46I gave you the light bags.
01:04:59In 20 minutes time, we're gonna start the search.
01:05:01Central.
01:05:02Moving out in four different sections.
01:05:04We're gonna start with public transport.
01:05:05Make sure you're working with the guys in the taxi unit.
01:05:08We'll also be gonna be...
01:05:09Sir!
01:05:09I'm here, sir.
01:05:11What?
01:05:11He said old Hansel Deck.
01:05:12I'm here, sir.
01:05:13I didn't mean you.
01:05:14Shelters.
01:05:15Check out the shelters.
01:05:16The buildings.
01:05:17Who?
01:05:17What?
01:05:19You know, loud, chatty, big eyes, scar on the nose.
01:05:25Shit!
01:05:26You guys, come with me.
01:05:28Evidence room now!
01:05:29Evidence room!
01:05:31Let's go!
01:05:31Come on!
01:05:32Let's go!
01:05:39Let's go!
01:05:39John, would you stop fucking around?
01:05:42What car is this?
01:05:43This is our car!
01:05:44This is a piece of shit!
01:05:44We needed to get something untraceable.
01:05:46If we get followed, they'll kill Tessa.
01:05:48Oh, man.
01:05:49So we really aren't our own in this way?
01:05:50Yup.
01:05:52Fucking hell.
01:05:52I'm not gonna ride in this thing, man.
01:05:54It's a big...
01:05:55And?
01:05:56Just say where.
01:05:58Good boy.
01:06:00Pretoria North.
01:06:01The big railway station.
01:06:05They're gonna be okay, bro.
01:06:08I promise.
01:06:10Thanks.
01:06:19Come on.
01:06:20Come on, come on.
01:06:21Come on, come on.
01:06:31You had one job, bro.
01:06:37Shit!
01:06:38Shit!
01:06:40I had a surprise for you.
01:06:41Yeah?
01:06:42Check it out.
01:06:43Alright.
01:06:44That's yours.
01:06:46Okay.
01:06:47This is how you use it.
01:06:49Cock it.
01:06:50Aim.
01:06:51Point at the bad guys and shoot.
01:06:53Finger off the trigger until you're absolutely ready that you got a shot.
01:06:56Alright?
01:06:56Got it?
01:06:57No.
01:06:58Fuck's sake.
01:06:59Just take the wheel.
01:07:00That's illegal.
01:07:02Everything we're doing right now is illegal, okay?
01:07:04Cock it.
01:07:05Point at the bad guys and shoot.
01:07:07It's not rocket science.
01:07:09Huh?
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:14Okay, wait.
01:07:15Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:18Wait.
01:07:21Is that a dating app, Captain?
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:24What?
01:07:25Just asking.
01:07:27Shit!
01:07:29Come on.
01:07:33Fuck!
01:07:34Fuck!
01:07:35What's wrong?
01:07:37John and his buddy are about to get themselves killed.
01:07:41Yes!
01:07:45Can we take their parking sport, Captain?
01:07:50Oh, Lord God, I pray to you through the sweet innocent eyes of the black baby Jesus hanging
01:07:59on my grandmother's wall.
01:08:01I pray that you are with me through this battle which is about to ensue.
01:08:08It is a very, very, very dangerous one and I would like to go out to the clean slate.
01:08:14I pray that, God, you fill me with your Holy Spirit or any other liquid that you would
01:08:22like to fill me in with.
01:08:24Not in a sexual way.
01:08:26I've already been filled in in prison.
01:08:28That was not nice.
01:08:31Amen.
01:08:32Amen.
01:08:48You know, I actually wanted to tell you the writer is actually not such a bad person.
01:08:51She would have actually been so good for this.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:56Yeah.
01:08:57Yeah, we go.
01:09:08You boys are here.
01:09:09Hey, you don't say that.
01:09:10You don't call us boys.
01:09:12We're fully grown men.
01:09:18Hello.
01:09:19Is that your plus one, John?
01:09:22This is my partner.
01:09:27Who's that lady?
01:09:28She's running the show.
01:09:30So do you really mean that?
01:09:31I'm your partner.
01:09:32Where is the staff?
01:09:33Where's Tessa?
01:09:41Dad!
01:09:42Dad!
01:09:43It's okay, baby.
01:09:43Dad!
01:09:44It's okay.
01:09:45It's okay, baby.
01:09:46Just stay calm.
01:09:47Dad!
01:09:47It's okay.
01:09:52He landed.
01:09:54Not you.
01:09:56You know, all this drama could have been prevented.
01:09:59If only you just left us alone, John.
01:10:14You got this, buddy.
01:10:21You got this, buddy.
01:10:30Get back into it.
01:10:31That's it.
01:10:31You got this.
01:10:33You got this, buddy.
01:10:38That's it, buddy.
01:10:39Get back into it.
01:10:45That's it. Good job.
01:10:48Good job, buddy. Good job.
01:10:53Did you really think it was going to be that simple?
01:10:58Did you?
01:11:05What are you doing?
01:11:07The safety's on.
01:11:08You didn't say nothing about his safety.
01:11:16Just point and shoot.
01:11:22No, no, no, no, no.
01:11:27Get back out. You're going to get yourself killed.
01:11:30What are you doing?
01:11:38Just aim at the bad guys. You're going to kill us.
01:11:41Hey, listen. I'm not dying like this.
01:11:43Get the money.
01:11:48You get the money.
01:11:50Get the money.
01:11:50What can you do?
01:11:57Jesus.
01:11:59Holy shit.
01:12:00Little black baby Jesus must really love you.
01:12:03Okay, I'm going after them. Watch Tessa for me, all right?
01:12:05No, no, no, Dad.
01:12:05It's okay, baby.
01:12:07Listen to me.
01:12:08Listen to me. It's going to be okay.
01:12:09I promise you I'll be back.
01:12:10It'll be okay.
01:12:12I love you.
01:12:13I love you, too.
01:12:14I love you.
01:12:24I'm going to get your dad.
01:12:26You're going to be all right.
01:12:45I love you, too.
01:13:17I love you, too.
01:13:47I love you, too.
01:13:51I love you, too.
01:13:59This is how we first met
01:14:01I didn't think
01:14:05I would die like this
01:14:08Bitch
01:14:09You died the moment you touched my family
01:14:12And now I'm going after yours
01:14:30Take cover
01:14:32What's that?
01:14:34Where the last time?
01:14:37Satan
01:14:41Hey
01:14:41Oh god
01:14:43I'm going
01:14:45I'm going
01:14:46Get down
01:14:47Satan
01:14:56I'm so sick of the short shits
01:14:59I'm fucking sick of the shit
01:15:00Fuck
01:15:03What?
01:15:04Godfather
01:15:06Satan
01:15:07I don't think I'm getting
01:15:09Fuck
01:15:20What a pity
01:15:22Under normal circumstances
01:15:24I would have climbed that woman like a tree
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind the tree
01:15:31Let me come, please
01:15:33Come on
01:15:34No
01:15:35He left your gun behind
01:15:57I don't think I'm going
01:16:06Oh man, there's blood in my mouth
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing
01:16:12There's a mix
01:16:13There's baby in my mouth
01:16:16What, Regis?
01:16:17Why don't your blood say something
01:16:21What, Regis?
01:16:32What, Regis?
01:16:34Help
01:16:34Help
01:16:35Oh, come on
01:16:39Get up
01:16:39Come on
01:16:41Where's your gun
01:16:42What?
01:16:43I don't know
01:16:43Oh, no
01:16:44Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49I don't know
01:16:49She's there
01:16:50Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah, she's in the tree
01:16:52Oh my God
01:16:53In the tree
01:16:54What?
01:16:55Just
01:16:55Listen
01:16:56You go that way
01:16:57I'll go that way
01:16:58We take her together
01:16:59Okay
01:16:59You got this, buddy
01:17:00Come on
01:17:07No!
01:17:08No!
01:17:09No!
01:17:12No!
01:17:13No!
01:17:14No!
01:17:15That's not much better than your mother.
01:17:17No!
01:17:19No!
01:17:20No!
01:17:22No!
01:17:24No!
01:17:25No!
01:17:26No!
01:17:27No!
01:17:28No!
01:17:28No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31What?
01:17:33Are you hot?
01:17:34A little bit.
01:17:36Oh!
01:17:38Grab!
01:17:39Grab the pin!
01:17:40Grab the pin!
01:17:43What the fuck?
01:17:45Come on!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:47Come on!
01:17:48Come on!
01:17:49Come on!
01:17:50Come on!
01:17:50Come on!
01:17:52Come on!
01:17:52Come on!
01:17:56Come on!
01:17:57Come on!
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05Just long enough to wipe the cop cheese off!
01:18:07Never mind!
01:18:08Good job!
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Yes sir!
01:18:12Oh fuck man!
01:18:14Why is it all this musical shit?
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce!
01:18:18Oh!
01:18:18That worked!
01:18:19I didn't get!
01:18:20Hold on!
01:18:21You're finally becoming a man!
01:18:27Hold on partner!
01:18:29Couldn't have done this without you!
01:18:30Boss!
01:18:30Boss!
01:18:30Boss!
01:18:31Can't tell them what to do!
01:18:33Boss!
01:18:34Boss!
01:18:35Boss!
01:18:40Can't tell them what to do!
01:18:41Boss!
01:18:45Everything that goes up must come down!
01:18:47We just wanna have fun and play around!
01:18:49Never been afraid when things starts to go down!
01:18:51That's the song that we sing and the vibe that we bring!
01:18:53Now they know us in your cuss, the whole town!
01:18:55Yeah everything is all good but it's no problem!
01:18:58When it's time to switch it up then we go find them!
01:19:00That's the storm that we bring!
01:19:01All we wanna do is win!
01:19:02Look!
01:19:03We work hard, play hard!
01:19:05We always on our job!
01:19:08Heard them say we can't change!
01:19:09We always play games!
01:19:13But we gon' call when the times get tough!
01:19:16It's taking some time but the paperwork is done!
01:19:18You guys in the clear!
01:19:20Nice!
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the Academy for you in a couple of weeks!
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear!
01:19:26He's gonna be a cop in the office!
01:19:28Always!
01:19:29You can't be fucking silly as much!
01:19:33Who else is gonna give this guy a job man?
01:19:34He's wearing pyjamas!
01:19:35Okay, singers of Old Town Road!
01:19:38Your mother called!
01:19:40She booked a full night of this!
01:19:41Okay!
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top Trevor!
01:19:43Here she's a one-tonner!
01:19:45You can always climb like a tree!
01:19:48What?
01:19:50Nothing!
01:19:51Nothing!
01:19:51Ick snay on the tree snay!
01:19:53Help your mom!
01:19:54It's your fault!
01:19:55Help your mom!
01:19:55It's your fault!
01:19:56It's your fault!
01:19:56Private school kids!
01:19:57Come on!
01:20:00Private school kids!
01:20:01Sure!
01:20:02Oh, we mean...
01:20:18Come on!
01:20:21Come on!
01:20:26Come on!
01:20:27Come on!
01:20:28For more information visit www.fema.org
01:21:18Don't touch me
01:21:20So come back to
01:21:35Take one more, take on their ass, night is shook
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book
01:21:44My dogs ain't right, bitch, they crook, yeah, yeah
01:21:59Take one more, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch, they crook, yeah, yeah
01:22:22Take one more, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:31My dogs ain't right, bitch, they crook, yeah, yeah
01:22:47Take one more, take on their ass, night is shook
01:22:49I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:54Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:57My dogs ain't right, bitch, they crook, yeah, yeah
01:23:00Just be your eye, huh
01:23:04Money
01:23:05Money
01:23:06Money
01:23:08Money
01:23:09Money
01:23:09Money
01:23:09Money
01:23:11Money
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