00:00:23I was walking along, minding my business
00:00:28Went out of an orange-colored sky
00:00:31Blank, slam, alakazam
00:00:35Wonderful you came by
00:00:38I was humming a tune, drinking in sunshine
00:00:42Went out of that orange-colored view
00:00:45Blank, slam, alakazam
00:00:49I gotta look at you
00:00:52One look and I yell, Tim
00:00:56Negotiations were scheduled to continue today
00:00:58As the White House had no comment about the President's whereabouts
00:01:01Ready to be of service, madam
00:01:07The American administration crumbled this morning in Anchorage, Alaska
00:01:12The specter of nuclear war facing this nation for ten long years is final
00:01:18The party, let's just focus on the party, okay?
00:01:38All right, birthday boy
00:01:40Let's get a photo of you up here on Sugarfoot
00:01:42Why the hell is Cooper Howard working kids' birthday parties?
00:01:47What else?
00:01:48Alimony
00:01:50What'd they say, Dad?
00:01:54I'm lucky to have such a good helper like you
00:01:58All right, you ready?
00:02:03All right, good
00:02:04Here we go, bud
00:02:06Hey, honey, honey
00:02:07Get with Cooper, let's get a picture
00:02:09You bet, yeah
00:02:11All right
00:02:12All right, Coop, Coop, Coop
00:02:13Do your thumbs up
00:02:15Yeah, you know, given the state of everything
00:02:17I prefer not to if that's all right
00:02:19Why not?
00:02:20That's what you're famous for
00:02:21Rocket bomb?
00:02:23We gotta, we gotta get this rodeo on the road
00:02:25I can't thank you enough, Mr. Howard
00:02:27The pleasure is all mine, ma'am
00:02:29I hope your son had a lovely birthday
00:02:31Perfect
00:02:31Yeah
00:02:33Who's ready for cake?
00:02:34All right
00:02:34You ready, Janie?
00:02:38Come on
00:02:39There you go
00:02:40Pinko
00:02:41Yeah
00:02:41I still took my money
00:02:44Happy birthday, dear boy
00:02:50Happy birthday to you
00:03:01Is that Los Angeles sunshine coming through?
00:03:03Al, I can't, I'm sorry, I can't do this
00:03:06I can't do the weather if I don't even know if there's going to be a next week
00:03:09Happy thoughts today
00:03:10I'm not just doing a little bubble run
00:03:12Sugar bomb
00:03:13The vent
00:03:14Drop next, the barbarians
00:03:16And the really cool
00:03:24All right
00:03:27I think that's everything
00:03:30Why wouldn't you do it?
00:03:32The thumbs up
00:03:35Oh, it's, uh
00:03:38It's grown-up stuff
00:03:45Well, back when I was in the Marines
00:03:46They taught us that
00:03:48If they ever drop a really big bomb
00:03:50They told us to hold up your thumb just like this
00:03:53And if the cloud
00:03:54Is smaller than your thumb
00:03:57Then you run for the hills
00:03:58And if it's bigger than your thumb?
00:04:02They told us not to bother running
00:04:05Do you think it's going to happen?
00:04:09I certainly hope not
00:04:11But us cowpokes, we take it as a con, right?
00:04:20Can I have a slice, Dad?
00:04:23All right, let me see
00:04:25If I can't muscle you up, please
00:04:49All right, one piece of cake
00:04:50Coming up for my favorite cowgirl
00:04:52Is it your thumb or mine?
00:05:19That's smoke, Janie
00:05:21It's just a fire
00:05:38It's just a fire
00:06:09Let me see
00:06:11It's just a fire
00:06:12Let me see
00:06:12You look at the camera
00:06:13There's a fire
00:06:13Close it
00:06:14That's right
00:06:15What?
00:06:164
00:06:16Los
00:06:16Ter
00:06:16Los
00:06:17Los
00:06:17Los
00:06:17Los
00:06:18Los
00:06:18Los
00:06:19Los
00:06:27I don't know.
00:07:15I don't know.
00:07:19And I'm an active contributor to the well-being of my community.
00:07:23Repair skills.
00:07:24I enjoy participating in the Young Piper Association, which keeps me active.
00:07:29Science skills.
00:07:31Obviously, mine are nothing compared to my dad's, but I always relish a challenge.
00:07:36Speech skills.
00:07:37My primary passion is teaching American history with a focus on ethics.
00:07:41I also participate in gymnastics club, fencing team C, intermediate phys ed, and I dabble
00:07:52in riflery.
00:07:54So, I'm not very good.
00:07:58In my personal time, I enjoy taking walks and watching movies with my dad, gardening,
00:08:03also with my dad, and participating in my family book club.
00:08:08We're still trying to get my brother on board.
00:08:10He'll come around when he's ready.
00:08:13My reproductive organs are intact, my hygiene well-maintained, and yet I have been unable
00:08:19to find a suitable marriage partner, at least one I'm not related to, and we have rules about
00:08:25that for a reason.
00:08:27So, it is with sound mind and body that I hereby submit my application to the council to participate
00:08:34in the triennial trade with Vault 32.
00:08:36Let the moon break your heart.
00:08:51You're the only one I've ever loved.
00:09:05You're the only one I've ever loved.
00:09:15You're the only one I've ever loved.
00:09:37You're the only one I've ever loved.
00:09:45It feels a little tight.
00:09:48Won't be for long.
00:09:49On my wedding night, that dress got off almost as fast as Bert did.
00:09:56Oh, gosh.
00:09:58After 10 years with cousin stuff, I'm definitely excited for the real thing.
00:10:02Hello, Lucy.
00:10:03I am just excited for us to raise our kids together.
00:11:09Yeah, I wish she was here.
00:11:12Me too.
00:11:14Were you scared when you married Mom?
00:11:18Me?
00:11:19Terrified.
00:11:21Well, I'd never stepped foot outside Vault 31.
00:11:25When did it go away?
00:11:28The moment I met your mother.
00:11:38From that moment on, Vault 31 was at this time a memory to me.
00:11:44Oh, Basir?
00:11:47It's time.
00:12:11It must be nerve-wracking.
00:12:13Your husband could be anybody.
00:12:15I'm aware.
00:12:16And that's for his looks.
00:12:17Who knows?
00:12:17Big butt?
00:12:18No butt?
00:12:19But of course, it's just superficial concerns.
00:12:21It's what's on the inside that counts.
00:12:22That's right.
00:12:23And in that respect, it could be a cannibal or just like Cran.
00:12:25What's yours?
00:12:26Norman!
00:12:27Sorry, Dad.
00:12:41Gatekeeper.
00:12:51Gatekeeper.
00:12:52Honestly?
00:12:53Textbook Tumblr, Jim.
00:12:55It's gonna take some time to fix.
00:12:57Probably best if we reschedule with the 32s until maintenance and I can...
00:13:01Gate.
00:13:02What's going on?
00:13:05Lucy, I love you.
00:13:09We all know that, Jet.
00:13:11Messing around with your cousin, it's all well and good for kids, but it's not a sustainable
00:13:16long-term sexual practice, you know?
00:13:20Yeah, I know.
00:13:48I know.
00:14:01welcome neighbors from vault 32 i am hank mclean overseer of all 33
00:14:07lee moldaver overseer of 32 thank you for your hospitality we were sorry to hear of overseer
00:14:17jackson's passing in your telegrams when blight hit our wheat we lost a lot of good people but this
00:14:24trade will help us get back on our feet as arranged we offer you seed and parts for machinery
00:14:31in exchange we offer you a brooder so who am i marrying
00:14:50i'm lucy do you have a name monty
00:15:01lucky
00:15:32so what's your sperm count
00:15:39your vault's doctor must check every physical no sperm is pretty important in perpetuating america
00:15:52good evening and welcome to the proud denizens of vault 32
00:16:05we are bonded not just as neighbors but by a shared duty to keep the candle of civilization lit
00:16:16while the rest of the world has been cast into darkness
00:16:23soon if our measurements are correct radiation levels on the surface are dropping fast enough
00:16:30so that the next generation lucy and monty's children will be able to recolonize
00:16:47after 200 years
00:16:50we don't know much about what's up there
00:16:54desperation violence lawlessness these survivors will need to be shown a better way
00:17:04i'll admit i'll admit i'll admit i'm sometimes afraid that mean old world will change us instead
00:17:12but then i look at my daughter
00:17:13and i look at my daughter's children and i'm not afraid i feel hope
00:17:26to Lucy McLean
00:17:28and to this marriage
00:17:30and to hope.
00:17:34Let's dance.
00:17:35Get it.
00:17:37Who can explain it?
00:17:40Who can tell you why?
00:17:45Fools give you reasons
00:17:48Wise men never try
00:17:57Some enchanted evenings
00:18:01Some enchanted evenings
00:18:04When you find your own love
00:18:10When you feel her call you
00:18:14Let's dance.
00:18:15Oh, across the crowd to you
00:18:22Let me fly to her side
00:18:26Let me fly to her side
00:18:34Don't listen to my friends
00:18:40You're the worst!
00:18:45Show me to my new home
00:18:56This is us
00:19:05Oh, isn't it great?
00:19:08Every big moment of our lives
00:19:10is gonna happen right here
00:19:14Picture the Christmas morning
00:19:16around the tree
00:19:17We have everything
00:19:19with the hand-me-downs
00:19:20an icebox, a blender
00:19:21They even gave us
00:19:27Huh
00:19:31Okie dokie
00:19:33Just keep that coffee hot
00:19:35Don't keep it hot
00:19:36Be sure you make a lot
00:19:38I'll make a lot
00:19:39Your coffee hits the spot
00:19:42And it's a spot
00:19:43So keep that coffee hot
00:19:45So keep it hot
00:19:46I love your coffee hot
00:19:49I love your coffee
00:19:49So keep that coffee hot
00:20:06kiÅi
00:20:06And then leave a grenad
00:20:14You're the best
00:20:14To keep it
00:20:15Yeah
00:20:16About her
00:20:17Can't wait
00:20:17You're the best
00:20:17You're the best
00:20:18They're
00:20:18Just keep it
00:20:19ŠŠ¾ŃŃŠ¾Š¼Ń
00:20:20I love your coffee
00:20:21I don't know
00:20:21How did I
00:20:21You're the best
00:20:21You're the best
00:20:22You're after
00:22:43You're on the surface.
00:22:52Rainers.
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00:24:02Rain.
00:24:04Rainers.
00:24:08Rainers.
00:24:12Rainers.
00:24:36Oh, my God.
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