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00:05:12Who's awake?
00:05:16Who's so handsome?
00:05:26Our daddy is still sleeping.
00:05:28We don't want to wake him up.
00:05:30We know how grumpy he gets if he wakes up ahead of time.
00:05:35Oh, my little treasure.
00:07:41Good afternoon, Claire. My name is Monica.
00:07:45She's here to help, Claire.
00:07:47Tell me, is it more convenient for you to come to my office?
00:07:55Well, would you rather have sessions here?
00:08:02Okay. Then I'm gonna come here.
00:08:06Would you like that?
00:08:11It's not necessary for us to discuss anything you don't want to talk about, you know?
00:08:15I'll just come here and spend time with you. Okay?
00:08:22Great. And how about we start today?
00:08:27So you can take us?
00:08:28Yes.
00:08:28Oh, thank you.
00:08:29It's fine.
00:08:30All right, uh, please.
00:08:40Claire, do you want Eric to stay with us?
00:08:51Eric, you have to leave.
00:08:53It's family therapy.
00:08:55Well, the whole family's here.
00:08:56You heard her wishes.
00:08:58No, I didn't.
00:09:00I haven't heard a thing.
00:09:02That's not gonna work.
00:09:03We won't get any positive results.
00:09:07Claire, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:08Please, why don't you talk to me?
00:09:10Eric, you should-
00:09:10Tell me- No, I shouldn't!
00:09:11Eric! This is Claire's time.
00:09:13If you want a session, you should schedule an appointment.
00:09:16Fine.
00:09:27Quite a temper.
00:09:32Is he abusing you?
00:09:38So did you ask for me?
00:09:41No.
00:09:43I see.
00:09:48What's there?
00:09:50It's your case.
00:09:55It's so big already.
00:09:57No, this one's your medical.
00:10:00May I?
00:10:08No.
00:10:09Do you want to talk?
00:10:14I do.
00:10:16About this?
00:10:19No.
00:10:25About your mom?
00:10:27No.
00:10:29What about your husband?
00:10:34You just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:11:01You just can't stand the silent treatment.
00:11:16No, I didn't have any sorry for you too.
00:11:18Maybe you didn't have you.
00:11:19It's what you do.
00:11:20I love you.
00:11:21What about my husband?
00:11:21What am I doing?
00:11:23What happened to you?
00:11:26No.
00:11:28What about my wife's family.
00:11:30The problem is that you did your marriage.
00:11:30Do you take thoseizations?
00:11:31What you do is i take you on?
00:11:31Well, you will take one to walk away.
00:11:32Get your children's family but
00:13:18Hello, this is Mary Clarks.
00:13:19Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon as possible.
00:13:23Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry. I'm fine. I'm probably just asleep.
00:13:29Mom, I know what you're going to say, that I'm overreacting or something, but anyways, I have a question. Do
00:13:36you know how I can tell if a hair is mine or not?
00:13:40This is so stupid. I don't even know how to ask this question properly. In conclusion, I will only say
00:13:48that I found someone else's hair in Eric's bag and that he is cheating on me.
00:13:56Mom, I know what you're going to say and please don't, okay? I already caught him lying to me several
00:14:00times.
00:14:02What lies, you ask? Well, I will tell you. First of all, he spends three nights a week at the
00:14:09gym. And second of all, he keeps having these dinners with clients which I'm not even invited to.
00:14:17No, of course, he spends every night in our bed. But still, something is happening. And I know it. I
00:14:25mean, I can feel it. They say that a woman knows when her man is betraying her.
00:14:33Did you feel this way with Dad? Well, why didn't you ever tell me? Well, if you told me, maybe
00:14:40I would...
00:14:43Yes, I don't know what I would have done. But who knows? Maybe it would help.
00:14:55Mom, why didn't you...
00:15:25Hello, this is Mary Clarks. Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon
00:15:29as possible.
00:15:30Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry. I'm fine. I'm probably just asleep.
00:15:37You're right. I just screwed myself up again. I... The hair just seemed darker.
00:15:46Call me when you wake up. Please.
00:15:53I... I had another bad dream.
00:15:57I ran and I ran and...
00:16:00My boy cried.
00:16:03And he cried.
00:16:08And then the cries got louder.
00:16:11And I couldn't find him.
00:16:16I lost him.
00:16:17I... I don't know where I put him.
00:16:24And...
00:16:25And now I'm getting closer.
00:16:29But he's nowhere to be found.
00:16:32I...
00:16:38I...
00:16:40I...
00:16:43I...
00:16:46I...
00:16:49I...
00:16:50I...
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00:17:24I...
00:17:25I...
00:19:12Are we celebrating something today?
00:19:15How could I forget?
00:19:20Oh.
00:19:21Wow.
00:19:23God, look at you.
00:19:24You look amazing.
00:19:25Wow.
00:19:26Let's take a look.
00:19:27Hold on, hold on.
00:19:31What is going on?
00:19:34Why don't we just skip the main course?
00:19:35We'll go right for dessert.
00:19:36No, we should enjoy it fully.
00:19:38Oh, okay.
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40And how long have you been enjoying it fully without me?
00:19:43Sit.
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:44My God.
00:19:46Whew.
00:19:47Oh.
00:19:48I actually just got done with dinner, but how much can you eat when you're talking the
00:19:53whole time, right?
00:19:55Do not spoil the atmosphere.
00:19:57Here.
00:20:04How was your day?
00:20:08Good.
00:20:10How was your day?
00:20:11Good.
00:20:14Okay.
00:20:21So let's have a drink.
00:20:24Let's drink.
00:20:38What happened?
00:20:43Any ideas?
00:20:48What day is today?
00:20:52Thursday?
00:20:53No, I mean, what day is today?
00:20:56It's March 26th.
00:21:06Is something wrong?
00:21:12Look at me.
00:21:15Look at me.
00:21:19What exactly are you celebrating?
00:21:21Why just me?
00:21:24Wait.
00:21:24No, I am not celebrating this with you.
00:21:30No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:33Don't go, don't go, don't go.
00:21:34Please, please, please, I'm sorry.
00:21:35I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:21:38I'll be better.
00:21:39I'll be better.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:44Do you want to call Monica?
00:21:47Okay, we'll call Monica.
00:21:48Come on.
00:21:48Come on.
00:21:49Come on.
00:21:51Come on.
00:21:52Come on.
00:21:53Come on.
00:21:54Come on.
00:21:54Come on.
00:21:55Come on.
00:21:55Come on.
00:21:56Come on.
00:21:56Come on.
00:21:57Come on.
00:21:57Come on.
00:21:57Come on.
00:22:00Come on.
00:22:01Come on.
00:22:03Come on.
00:22:04Come on.
00:22:05Come on.
00:22:05Come on.
00:22:05Come on.
00:22:06Come on.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:08Come on.
00:22:36I don't know.
00:22:39It's too early.
00:22:41I'm just fixing your pillow.
00:23:37It's too early.
00:24:05It's too early.
00:24:33It's too early.
00:24:40It's too early.
00:24:43It's too early.
00:24:57It's too early.
00:24:58It's too early.
00:25:04It's too early.
00:25:26It's too early.
00:25:27And you?
00:25:30Of course I missed you.
00:25:42How was your day?
00:25:44Fine.
00:25:45I'm fine.
00:25:47You said it was difficult.
00:25:49Yeah.
00:25:50Like every day.
00:25:58I want you.
00:26:04I want you.
00:26:21IAN, it's gone.
00:26:22IAN, it's gone.
00:26:24IAN, it's gone.
00:26:25IAN, it's gone.
00:26:28IAN, it's gone.
00:26:28What's this do in the morning?
00:26:29I'm so relaxed right now.
00:26:33Well, I love you, and I don't care if you're sweaty, that's me.
00:26:40Come on, babe. Tomorrow.
00:26:46Well, you're always in a hurry to leave me in the mornings.
00:26:54You're always in a hurry to leave me.
00:26:57That's not fair, okay? I'm working for two here.
00:27:04What do you want from me? You want me to go back to work?
00:27:09That would be nice, you know? Your place is still your place.
00:27:15Did you contact them?
00:27:24Your boss called me.
00:27:26He just wanted to check up and see how things were.
00:27:29He wanted to see how you were feeling, okay?
00:27:31And?
00:27:37And I told them, kid, you were feeling, uh, better.
00:27:48Better?
00:27:52So you think that I feel better?
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I'm just ready. Just ready to go back to work.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:59I just thought it would be nice for you to get out of the house, you know?
00:28:01And get your mind off of...
00:28:03So I should just forget about everything?
00:28:06As if nothing happened, right?
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:08Do as you see fit, okay?
00:28:11No.
00:28:13No, you tell me.
00:28:14You tell me what I need to do.
00:28:16You know better.
00:28:18I want to go to sleep.
00:28:20Okay?
00:28:20And you're not understanding what I'm saying.
00:28:23So please, just lie down.
00:28:37How can you be okay?
00:28:43How can you be okay?
00:28:47When I am suffocating?
00:28:53How can you be so insensitive that we can't even share a word about it?
00:28:59About what, Claire?
00:29:00Huh?
00:29:01Because there's an unbearable amount of hits going on right now.
00:29:06God, we need to live a normal life.
00:29:08And not in a fucking cemetery.
00:29:10We need to live a normal life, Claire.
00:29:14I love you.
00:29:16And the only reason I haven't grabbed my shit and left is because of that.
00:29:20But?
00:29:21But what?
00:29:22Huh?
00:29:22Say it.
00:29:23But what?
00:29:24But what?
00:29:25You went an entire month.
00:29:26An entire month without talking to me.
00:29:28And not a fucking single word, Claire.
00:29:31You didn't say anything.
00:29:32And I thought, I thought that was horrible.
00:29:34I thought that was so bad.
00:29:36But now, look at this.
00:29:37Look at this.
00:29:37You're constantly talking.
00:29:40Even in your sleep.
00:29:41And at work, you're calling me.
00:29:43And you're calling me every 15 minutes, Claire.
00:29:46And if I don't answer right away, you're texting me.
00:29:49And if I don't answer that, you call again.
00:29:53And I don't know.
00:29:54I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:56I don't know how long you can do this to me.
00:29:58Because I need some fucking peace.
00:30:00Okay?
00:30:01I need some peace in my own home, Claire.
00:30:04Fuck!
00:30:07I am not a clown.
00:30:09Do I look like a fucking clown?
00:30:11I am not a clown!
00:30:12I am not some fucking monkey that's gonna jump when you say jump!
00:30:17I don't do that!
00:30:19It's either talk or fuck with you.
00:30:22Huh?
00:30:23You either want to talk or you want to fuck, and it's not even good!
00:30:27Look at me!
00:30:29I'm fucking tired!
00:30:32And I'm going to sleep on the fucking couch!
00:30:34I'm fucking tired!
00:30:38Let's go!
00:30:45Hey!
00:30:46Oh.
00:31:17Hello, this is Mary Clarks. Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon
00:31:21as possible.
00:31:22Oh, and if this is Claire, don't worry. I'm fine. I'm probably just asleep.
00:31:28I told you, this is it.
00:31:31Yes.
00:31:33No, please, please, Mom.
00:31:36Tell me, how can I save my marriage?
00:31:42Well, what can you tell me?
00:31:44Hey, you couldn't make it work with Dad.
00:31:49You don't want me to be happy.
00:31:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:32:00Yeah. No, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:32:06A woman should always be a woman.
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:13You would ever want this.
00:32:42Hush, my love.
00:32:46It's your mommy. Mommy remembers you. Mommy loves you.
00:32:54Mommy loves your daddy. And there is no way that we can lose him.
00:32:59My mommy loves jail.
00:33:01Mommy loves you. Thanks for standing there, you've got his hands if he's puppy308.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:07I don't know.
00:33:49I don't know why you don't just go with me.
00:33:51And how exactly do you think I'm going to do that?
00:33:54Well, you would go upstairs and get ready quickly, and we'd go.
00:34:01Preferably using our feet.
00:34:04Come on, you're out every evening.
00:34:09Well, you like this body, don't you?
00:34:12Yes.
00:34:13Yeah?
00:34:17Seriously, I don't know how you do it.
00:34:19You're here all day by yourself?
00:34:22Come on, let's train together.
00:34:24I have so much to do.
00:34:26Oh, yeah?
00:34:27Think what?
00:34:30Why don't you just take me out on a date?
00:34:34We're married.
00:34:35I don't have to do that anymore.
00:34:38I'm kidding.
00:34:39Baby.
00:34:40Baby, baby.
00:34:41Exactly, baby.
00:34:42What about that?
00:34:45What about that?
00:34:50Nothing.
00:34:51I had a few bad days.
00:34:52It's fine.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:03I love you.
00:35:07Really?
00:35:09I swear on my abs.
00:35:13All six of them.
00:35:15Go.
00:35:19You sure?
00:35:20Yes.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Go.
00:35:23Hey, wait.
00:35:25Hey.
00:35:25Um, I read an article that we can bring intimacy back into our relationship if you just carry
00:35:32me to bed every night.
00:35:40Where did you hear that?
00:35:43Go.
00:35:44Okay, baby.
00:35:46I'm going to carry you.
00:35:47You get ready.
00:35:48Okay.
00:36:01I'm going to carry you.
00:36:21What do you see?
00:36:27It's obvious.
00:36:30The woman?
00:36:32The woman?
00:36:37Free woman?
00:36:39Who is a free woman for you?
00:36:42Do you feel like a free woman, Monica?
00:36:46I could say that.
00:36:49But?
00:36:50There is no but.
00:36:52Hmm.
00:36:54Then I envy you.
00:36:58Don't you feel free?
00:37:02I felt like that before.
00:37:08Years later, here I am.
00:37:12I'm scared.
00:37:16Hopeless.
00:37:20Useless.
00:37:22I wouldn't use those words.
00:37:26Then what words would you use?
00:37:30Let's see.
00:37:33Tired.
00:37:35Confused.
00:37:36And, um...
00:37:38I only feel pity for myself.
00:37:44You know I only have you.
00:37:48I mean...
00:37:50There's only you.
00:37:53For me.
00:37:58I don't have anybody else.
00:38:07God, I'm pathetic.
00:38:11You named the qualities which, as you believe, belong to you now.
00:38:15What about before?
00:38:18Oh, I was fearless.
00:38:21Full of life.
00:38:24And love.
00:38:26Do you love your husband?
00:38:29Of course I love my husband.
00:38:33But I can't give my love to him alone.
00:38:37Who else?
00:38:45If I were free...
00:38:47As before...
00:38:50I wouldn't suppress my...
00:38:54Desires.
00:38:55I wouldn't...
00:39:00Ignore my impulses.
00:39:09It's not right.
00:39:10I don't care.
00:39:14There's a connection between us.
00:39:18I can feel it.
00:39:22Why did you decide to take my case?
00:39:27Why did you come here?
00:39:44Why did you...
00:39:51Claire?
00:39:56Claire?
00:39:58Claire, do you hear me?
00:40:03To show you how free I am.
00:40:07You wanted to show me something?
00:40:11What?
00:40:12You left our conversation and you mumbled about wanting to show me something.
00:40:18Never mind.
00:40:22Why did you take my case?
00:40:24I took your case because I wanted to be close to you.
00:40:27I agreed to come here because I wanted us to be alone.
00:40:30Because I wanted to help you.
00:40:34Not that.
00:40:35Because I knew I could help you.
00:40:41Why did you agree to come here?
00:40:44Because you refused to come to my office.
00:40:47No. No.
00:40:49Who else should you give your love to?
00:40:52Do you want a coffee?
00:40:53Claire, we're not done here.
00:40:56I want to stop now.
00:40:58Who else should you give your love to?
00:41:02I'm tired.
00:41:04Okay.
00:41:05Who else, Claire?
00:41:06This needs to be said.
00:41:10I want you to leave my house.
00:41:12We're finished for today.
00:41:36You know you can trust me, right?
00:41:37What are you doing here?
00:41:40Are you alright?
00:41:41Come, Cindy.
00:41:43You shouldn't be here.
00:41:45Get out of here.
00:41:46Calm down.
00:41:48Get out.
00:41:49Or I'll call the police.
00:41:59Oh, hey.
00:42:01How was today?
00:42:02We need to talk.
00:42:04Uh, okay.
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:05Let's just come inside.
00:42:06No, listen.
00:42:07Your wife is losing the boundaries of reality.
00:42:28No, you're not listening to me.
00:42:30Do you think I'm joking?
00:42:31No, I don't think you're joking.
00:42:33Okay?
00:42:33I just, I don't think that this is critical.
00:42:37You know, things just started getting better.
00:42:41This is a problem.
00:42:42And it's not going to get solved by ignoring it.
00:42:45If you don't see it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
00:42:48You've completely stepped aside.
00:42:50It's not right.
00:42:52Why did you stop keeping the diary?
00:42:54Well, that's why she has the meetings with you.
00:42:56No, look.
00:42:57I can't keep coming here anymore.
00:42:59Why?
00:42:59It only fuels her disease.
00:43:01She feels too comfortable at home.
00:43:03You need to come to my office and you must bring her in person.
00:43:07In this setting, she assumes that I'm her friend.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11So what's wrong with that?
00:43:12She's creating a trusting relationship with her therapist, right?
00:43:15I'm not her friend.
00:43:17She's my patient.
00:43:29Are you�� without her?
00:43:38Are you
00:43:54You're right.
00:43:57Parental instinct does happen much later in men.
00:44:01He just needs to spend more time with the kid.
00:44:04Babe, home.
00:44:05Okay, I love you. I gotta go. Bye.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:11Hey.
00:44:12What were you doing in there?
00:44:15Oh.
00:44:16Mm-hmm.
00:44:22Mm.
00:44:24Mm.
00:44:27Well, someone's in a mood.
00:44:29You hungry?
00:44:32I eat already.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:36I didn't know there was gonna be food.
00:44:39Well, now there's always gonna be food.
00:44:42Oh, okay.
00:44:44You go change.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46And I'm gonna bring us some wine and cheese.
00:44:48Wine and cheese?
00:44:50Mm-hmm.
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:52Wow.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:55Mm-hmm.
00:44:58Wine and cheese.
00:45:05Hey, you wanna watch something?
00:45:07Sure. Yeah, just something light.
00:45:11You know, I've been thinking for a while that I don't need therapy anymore.
00:45:18Really?
00:45:20Yeah, I feel much better.
00:45:23What does Monica have to say about it?
00:45:26Who cares?
00:45:29I feel great.
00:45:32Besides, she's not gonna let me go.
00:45:35It's...
00:45:35It's probably just a money thing.
00:45:38Red?
00:45:39Of course.
00:45:41Since when?
00:45:44Um...
00:45:44It was on sale.
00:45:48That's my girl.
00:45:49Oh, careful, careful.
00:46:01I got a call from the funeral home.
00:46:06Hmm.
00:46:07They said they didn't receive last month's check.
00:46:09Did you?
00:46:10Did you send it?
00:46:10Oh, my God, I'm so clumpy.
00:46:13Oh, goodness.
00:46:13I...
00:46:13Oh, Jesus.
00:46:14Oh.
00:46:15Um, I probably just forgot.
00:46:17Can you just do it for me?
00:46:20Claire, this is really your responsibility.
00:46:22Please.
00:46:23Just do it for me.
00:46:24Okay?
00:46:26You know I'm not good with numbers.
00:46:30You're in financing.
00:46:31What do you mean?
00:46:35Claire.
00:46:37Claire.
00:46:44Ow.
00:46:46Ow.
00:46:47Fuck.
00:47:01What did she say?
00:47:02Your mom was there.
00:47:03She couldn't stay to the end because she felt so bad.
00:47:06You're lying.
00:47:06Claire.
00:47:06And as soon as she...
00:47:10Claire, your boss was there, okay?
00:47:13He showed up and he gave you time off so you'd get a hold of yourself.
00:47:17Fuck.
00:47:52Leave already, I'm all right.
00:48:14Oh, God.
00:48:16Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, forgive me.
00:48:25I didn't want that.
00:48:29I didn't want that.
00:48:33Oh, my God, this is everything to me.
00:48:44I didn't do it on purpose.
00:48:47Oh, my God.
00:48:53He's wrong.
00:48:55He's wrong.
00:48:57I didn't control it at first, but I thought maybe it was just too early.
00:49:04Oh, God.
00:49:06Oh, my God.
00:49:07Forgive me.
00:49:21Oh, our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth
00:49:30as it is in heaven.
00:49:36Oh, my God.
00:49:39Give us this.
00:49:48Give us this day our daily bread.
00:49:51And forgive us our trespasses.
00:49:54We forgive those who trespass against us.
00:50:02Let's do something nicer, huh?
00:50:05Let's do something nicer.
00:50:05Let's do something nicer.
00:50:22Let's do something nicer.
00:50:32Hey.
00:50:34Hey, you.
00:50:35Come on.
00:50:35What are you doing?
00:50:36You need to stop running around the house and sit.
00:50:38Can I spend all day in this chair?
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41You look great in it.
00:50:42You can have it.
00:50:43All right.
00:50:44Come on.
00:50:45All right.
00:50:46Hi.
00:50:46Look at you.
00:50:47You're glowing.
00:50:49How's my baby, huh?
00:50:51How's my little guy?
00:50:52You okay in there?
00:50:55He's going to be able to reply soon.
00:50:57Yeah.
00:50:58It's going to be a little while before you can understand what we're saying.
00:51:03Oh, mama.
00:51:06Hmm?
00:51:08Pretty soon.
00:51:14So close.
00:51:14You can't be scared.
00:51:16I can be scared.
00:51:18I read an article yesterday.
00:51:21Actually, what do you think?
00:51:22Where do birth pains score on the list?
00:51:24What?
00:51:25The list.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:28They score number two.
00:51:30Guess what number one is?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33The pain you feel when your limbs are severed by a bomb.
00:51:37Mm-hmm.
00:51:38Oh, my God.
00:51:38And I have to go through this.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:41Ah.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43What?
00:51:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45Just kicking.
00:51:46Just kicking.
00:51:47Just kicking?
00:51:47Just kicking?
00:51:47Oh, yeah.
00:51:48Oh, he's excited for daddy.
00:51:51Kick again, buddy.
00:51:52Kick for daddy.
00:51:53Come on.
00:51:55Stop screaming.
00:51:57Let me get on the floor.
00:51:59He kicks more when I'm laying down.
00:52:00All right, let's get in here.
00:52:01Oh, my babies.
00:52:03Here we go.
00:52:04Easy.
00:52:05Let me get the dress.
00:52:07Oh, my God.
00:52:08I am so ready.
00:52:10Ready, ready, ready.
00:52:11Oh.
00:52:12Ugh, severed limbs or not.
00:52:13I got you.
00:52:14I'm ready.
00:52:15Okay.
00:52:16Okay, easy, easy.
00:52:17Watch your head on the desk.
00:52:19Give me this.
00:52:20You good?
00:52:20Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:52:21Take those feet.
00:52:22Good.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Stay.
00:52:25Stay on the floor, okay?
00:52:30Oh, here we are.
00:52:32There we go.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35There we go.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:37Oh, that's it.
00:52:38That's the spot.
00:52:39So, what did you do?
00:52:40Oh, what did I do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43What did you do?
00:52:44Oh, no.
00:52:45I didn't do, I was, uh, nothing.
00:52:48Please.
00:52:49No.
00:52:50That's my little secret.
00:52:51You're not going to know.
00:52:52I'll tell you if you want.
00:52:54Okay.
00:52:54I got you a T-shirt that says,
00:52:56Best Dad Ever.
00:52:58That you can wear when you go walking with the boy.
00:53:00That's very sweet of you,
00:53:01but a little bit too soon.
00:53:03Oh, yeah.
00:53:05Yeah, you're right.
00:53:06Especially since you said you wouldn't change any diapers.
00:53:10No.
00:53:10No, I just think that that's,
00:53:11there's a person for that that we can pay
00:53:13that's more qualified to deal with that.
00:53:15You're joking, right?
00:53:17Absolutely not.
00:53:19I will...
00:53:19But you said, we agreed.
00:53:21No.
00:53:22Mm-mm.
00:53:22No.
00:53:22Signed, nothing.
00:53:24The dad has to take part.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29I will change one diaper per week.
00:53:34No.
00:53:35What if I have to go somewhere
00:53:36and you have to be alone with the kid?
00:53:38He's just going to sit in a stinky diaper.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:41Well, first of all,
00:53:41where are you going?
00:53:42And second,
00:53:43why are you leaving us?
00:53:45Well,
00:53:46maybe I have to do my nails.
00:53:48Actually, yeah.
00:53:50I'm going to do my nails.
00:53:51Oh.
00:53:52Then, yeah.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Easy peasy.
00:53:55That takes an hour.
00:53:56Tops, I can let him sit.
00:53:57Hands and feet.
00:53:59Okay.
00:53:59Plus the traffic.
00:54:01And I'm going to need a coffee.
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:03That's like three to four hours at least.
00:54:05Okay, fine.
00:54:05I will change him while you're gone
00:54:08for that one time.
00:54:10No, no, no.
00:54:14Fine.
00:54:14I will change all the diapers.
00:54:16You don't get it, do you?
00:54:19You're going to fall in love with your son
00:54:21when you see him.
00:54:22I know.
00:54:22And his poops are going to smell like roses
00:54:26to you.
00:54:29You're exaggerating.
00:54:30No poop.
00:54:31Smells like roses.
00:54:33Look, I'm voluntarily agreeing
00:54:35to go through this pain
00:54:36so you can change half of the diapers.
00:54:40Fun fact,
00:54:41that pain,
00:54:42orgasms.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44When you're going to birth,
00:54:46all of the endorphins,
00:54:47they act up
00:54:49and those are orgasms.
00:54:51But the contractions
00:54:53are covering him up
00:54:55so you don't realize it.
00:54:56You just feel pain.
00:54:58So,
00:54:58I mean,
00:54:59that's why the baby
00:54:59and the mom
00:55:00have such a good connection
00:55:03after birth.
00:55:04Yeah,
00:55:05I'm jealous.
00:55:06Because I'm just
00:55:07going to be in the hallway
00:55:09pacing back and forth,
00:55:10waiting for this to
00:55:11all be over,
00:55:12banging my head against the wall.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15The hallway?
00:55:16Yeah,
00:55:17where else would I be?
00:55:18You're going to be in the room with me.
00:55:20What?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:21I need you to hold my hand,
00:55:23hold my leg.
00:55:25Seriously?
00:55:26Help me push.
00:55:27Oh,
00:55:28God.
00:55:37Oh,
00:55:37shit.
00:55:57Oh,
00:55:57don't,
00:55:57that's not funny.
00:55:59I don't want to,
00:55:59no.
00:56:00Oh,
00:56:01don't do that.
00:56:02Oh.
00:56:03Come on,
00:56:04I want to have sex
00:56:04with my husband after that.
00:56:06I want you to have sex
00:56:07with your husband after that.
00:56:08All right,
00:56:09help me up.
00:56:10Are we having sex right now?
00:56:13I can't stay in one position
00:56:15for too long.
00:56:16Come on.
00:56:17Okay,
00:56:17yeah,
00:56:17let's do this.
00:56:19Here.
00:56:20Oh.
00:56:21Mm.
00:56:21All right.
00:56:22Oh,
00:56:22God,
00:56:23okay.
00:56:23Got it,
00:56:23got you,
00:56:24I got you.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Okay.
00:56:25Here we go,
00:56:26yeah?
00:56:26Yep.
00:56:27All right.
00:56:29You know,
00:56:29you're going to fight me
00:56:30for the right to change the diaper.
00:56:32Oh,
00:56:32yeah?
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:33Oh,
00:56:33that's a fight.
00:56:34I am willing to lose.
00:56:36Here we go.
00:56:37Do I look like a goddess?
00:56:39You,
00:56:39are you kidding me?
00:56:41Yes,
00:56:41of course.
00:56:42I feel like a goddess.
00:56:43Goddess.
00:56:44Goddess of gods.
00:56:45That's why I like this dress.
00:56:47This dress is amazing.
00:56:48All right,
00:56:49ready?
00:56:49Twirl.
00:56:51Bloop.
00:56:52Hold.
00:56:53I got you,
00:56:54I got you.
00:56:54And dip.
00:56:55Oh,
00:56:55God,
00:56:56I got you,
00:56:56I got you.
00:56:57Oh,
00:56:57you're so light.
00:56:58Okay.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00You're the lightest
00:57:01pregnancy,
00:57:03pregnancy baby.
00:57:04You're the lightest baby ever.
00:57:04Here we go.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:06Huh?
00:57:08Oh,
00:57:08and feet.
00:57:10Okay.
00:57:11The feet,
00:57:11the feet,
00:57:11the beautiful feet.
00:57:12Here we go.
00:57:14Oh,
00:57:15baby.
00:57:16What?
00:57:17I want to eat now.
00:57:18Oh,
00:57:19of course.
00:57:20What?
00:57:21You like to eat?
00:57:24I want ice cream.
00:57:25That is a good choice.
00:57:26I second that.
00:57:28Ice cream coming up.
00:57:30Mm-hmm.
00:57:33Oh,
00:57:34wait,
00:57:34wait,
00:57:34wait,
00:57:35wait.
00:57:35Yes,
00:57:36madame?
00:57:37And a sausage.
00:57:39Sausage.
00:57:41Do we have any ice cream
00:57:42that tastes like sausage?
00:57:45No.
00:57:48But I will scoop out
00:57:50some ice cream
00:57:50and instead of chocolate chips,
00:57:52I'll put a sausage.
00:57:53Deal?
00:57:56No.
00:57:57Keep it separate.
00:57:58I hear
00:57:59and I obey.
00:58:01Coming up.
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01:04:36But you wanted to run upstairs and take a shower and you did and you know what you tripped you
01:04:41tripped on the belt of your rope
01:04:42And you fell on your belly Claire. You fell hard
01:04:44We didn't know what to do and so we rushed you to the hospital, but the surgeons couldn't find a
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01:04:50They gave you a shot
01:04:53And he was dead
01:04:55No, our baby's dead
01:04:59No
01:05:05My baby, oh god
01:05:12Oh my boy, my boy
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