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00:05You
00:05Oh, you killed my sister. I don't care if he's your brother
00:09My best assassin rots in one of your disgusting American presents and you do nothing about it
00:17Even machine had bent a knee to the order. I want to make dinner Rex. You two better really need
00:31This is way too soon, but I love you. I love you, too
00:35Sorry, I ruined your execution Nolan. Get away from him. Mark, why is your door locked?
00:41We got to get her own place. There are fewer than 50 pure-blooded viltrumites left in the universe
01:00You ready to go
01:02Uh-huh. I was just taking my medicine
01:05I didn't even need to remind you. I'm proud of you, baby girl
01:14Did you know that dinosaurs have feathers? In movies, they look like lizards, but they actually look like birds
01:20Even the T-rex?
01:22Even the T-rex
01:25They look like giant chickens. Giant chickens with T
01:30Principal Lang showing a cookie fundraiser for library books and students that sell the most boxes can win prizes
01:36I want to sell more than anyone and win a computer
01:39Hmm, and you're gonna have to hustle
01:41Oh, she's growing taller every day
01:45You spoil her, Amir
01:47Just remember, a new computer doesn't mean more screen time
01:51I know, Dad
01:53It's Bella and Bailey. Love you, Dad. Bye!
01:57Love you, too
02:01What'd I tell you about family time?
02:04We got a problem, boss
02:23We got a problem, boss
02:33Here!
02:4410
02:4510
03:06I don't know.
03:38I don't know.
04:07I don't know.
04:15I don't know.
04:45I don't know.
04:58I don't know.
05:07I don't know.
05:33I don't know.
05:52I don't know.
06:28I don't know.
06:34I don't know.
06:44I don't know.
06:48I don't know.
06:54I went to see him last month.
06:58How is he?
07:03Same.
07:05Good.
07:09It wasn't his fault, Paul.
07:15He let them take us, use us, turn us into their weapons.
07:34You and I will never agree on that.
07:35You and I will never agree on that.
07:49You shouldn't have left.
08:00You should have come with me.
08:05You should have come with me.
08:17You're a murderer.
08:21You're a murderer.
08:42They don't abandon them.
08:44They don't abandon tools.
08:44They're not done with yet.
08:49Mark.
08:50You're gonna miss breakfast.
08:52Oh, shit.
08:53Oh, no.
08:54Ow, ow, ow, ow.
08:54There's so many small things in your room.
08:57Oh, come around.
08:59I'll knock on the front door, okay?
09:00See you in a second.
09:12Oh.
09:13Oh.
09:14Oh.
09:15Buttermilk pancakes.
09:16Whoa.
09:19You're right.
09:20He's still growing.
09:25It's weird.
09:26Someone's at the door so early.
09:29Hey, Eve.
09:30What a surprise.
09:32Oh.
09:32Well, hello.
09:33I was just in the neighborhood and figured I'd drop by and see you guys.
09:37Why'd you fly out of Mark's window if you were just gonna come back and-
09:40Ow!
09:42Eve.
09:43Would you like to join us for breakfast?
09:45Well, I would love to.
09:47Thank you for asking.
09:49Not at all.
09:50Pull up a chair.
09:51I had Oliver set an extra place just in case.
09:54Oh.
09:55Uh, lucky for me, I guess.
09:58That's right.
10:05So, Mark.
10:06Did you get a good night's sleep?
10:08I, uh...
10:09Mark wasn't sleeping.
10:11He and Eve had a sleepover.
10:12Oliver.
10:13What the hell?
10:14Ow!
10:15Stop kicking me.
10:16They made too much noise playing and woke me up.
10:18We were watching, um, a movie.
10:21I didn't know it was gonna be that loud.
10:23Ow!
10:24Oliver.
10:25Ow.
10:26These pancakes are amazing, Mrs. Grayson.
10:28Are they buttermilk?
10:29They're so soft and fluffy and light.
10:31I tried making blueberry pancakes once, but I had way too many blueberries and then the
10:35batter was really soggy and then the blueberries weren't even sweet.
10:38Maybe it was the wrong term of the year.
10:40I, I, I definitely think it was the wrong term of the year.
10:42Yeah.
10:42Okay.
10:43Um, moving on.
10:45Mom, uh, how much does it cost to rent an apartment?
10:49Since when did you become interested in real estate?
10:53Eve and I, um, we were talking.
10:57After what happened with Angstrom, maybe it's better if we shared a place of our own.
11:04Oh.
11:06And you're seeing Paul now.
11:08You know, you'd probably like it better if I'm not walking in on you both when I come
11:12home from a big fight.
11:15You're both adults and free to make your own choices.
11:20But I like having you two around.
11:23I know, Mom.
11:24I like it too, but I can't live at home forever.
11:30But then who's gonna hang out with me?
11:33Hey, I'm not, I'm not leaving forever, Oliver.
11:37I'll be like a five second flight away.
11:48When you brought up moving out, I thought it was just talk, but you're actually serious, huh?
11:54If we had a place of our own, we could just be together, you know?
11:59Like a grown-up couple who's in this thing for real.
12:02That is, if you want to.
12:06Nothing would make me happier than waking up in our own apartment to your handsome, drooling face.
12:12Wait, I don't drool, do I?
12:17But you're in?
12:19I'm in.
12:30Now we just have to figure out how to afford it.
12:33You already made a tree house.
12:35You could just make us a cool place here in the city.
12:38And put it where?
12:40The middle of the park?
12:42The city has zoning laws for those kinds of things.
12:44Oh, right.
12:46Well, maybe I can look for a part-time job, or something.
12:56I know the problems your prison faces.
12:58In the past year, Payton's had five riots, three escapes, and too many attempted breakouts to count.
13:06How can I help you, Miss Wilkins?
13:09I get it.
13:11You're suffering from overcrowding, a criminally slow response from the GDA during emergencies, and a serious lack of funding.
13:19None of that is your fault.
13:22I'm here to offer you a solution.
13:24Go on.
13:26A superhero on retainer.
13:30Available and ready to handle any and all supervillain-related problems.
13:34He can fly, he's got super strength, and he's practically invulnerable.
13:38In fact, he stopped a breakout here not too long ago with minimal damage and zero casualties.
13:44Imagine having someone of that caliber just to text away 24-7.
13:51What company are you with again?
13:53You look 19.
13:55I'm the owner of a private security firm.
13:57We're called...
14:03Ink.
14:13The first call's free.
14:18You failed!
14:19You asked me to bring multipole out of prison, and out of respect, I hired a team to do it.
14:25But the job went sideways.
14:28Then try again!
14:31No.
14:34Or at least, not now.
14:37There's too much heat.
14:38They've still got that anti-teleport field up.
14:41And my sources say the prison just hired a superhero as their new guard dog.
14:45Find a way to get my assassin back.
14:49You have 24 hours.
14:52And if I don't...
14:55I hear little Fiona's becoming quite the entrepreneur.
14:59No.
15:10Nessa!
15:11Where's Fiona?
15:13Rodrigo drove her back an hour ago.
15:16What did I tell you?
15:17The expansion on the east side was the right move.
15:21Fiona!
15:22Daddy?
15:27Oh, sweet thing.
15:29How was school today?
15:31Everything okay?
15:32School was great.
15:33We had a math quiz, and I got an A, and I sold all my cookies.
15:38That's my girl.
15:41A tiny old man with a metal mouth bottom.
15:46You're staying at home with your mom until I tell you otherwise, got it?
15:50Am I in trouble?
15:53Nah, baby.
15:54It's just business.
15:56Honey, what's going on?
16:00I don't even know how to set up my email.
16:03And you created a whole business.
16:06You're incredible.
16:08Thank me after we get our first paycheck.
16:11And once I finish my classes, I'll be out there with you.
16:15Also, the email thing, it's not that difficult.
16:19Mark?
16:21Mark, wake up!
16:27What's up, Mom?
16:28I was just...
16:31Oliver's gone.
16:34If Liu wants multipause so bad, why doesn't he go get him himself?
16:38Yeah, he wants Paul back.
16:39But it's about more than that.
16:41It's also him seeing if you're gonna play ball with the Order or not.
16:45If you're gonna be a good boy and do as you're told.
16:49He crossed a line.
16:50Boss, there ain't no line with the Order.
16:55You think multipause is their only assassin?
16:57Hell, last guy who went up against Liu got eaten.
17:01Came out as fucking dragon shit.
17:04Had an asshole like Machine Head survive as long as he did.
17:08Believe it or not, he can shut up when he has to.
17:11But he was always angling for Liu's seat.
17:15Wanted to run the Order himself.
17:17And there ain't a game more dangerous than that.
17:25What if someone took him?
17:26Could be whoever was spying on us.
17:28We don't know that yet.
17:31Maybe Robot could help?
17:34Shit, do I need to call Cecil?
17:35He's got cameras everywhere.
17:37Over there.
17:40Let's check it out.
17:42Wait.
17:56It's not fair.
17:58You can fly.
17:59You gotta do it without using your powers.
18:01Okay, okay.
18:03No flying.
18:04Promise.
18:07You can do this.
18:08Come on, Oliver.
18:09Come on, you got this.
18:11Ready?
18:17Oh.
18:19You okay?
18:21That was hard.
18:23But I almost did it.
18:24I'm gonna do it again.
18:26You can do it.
18:28You gotta lean forward more.
18:36My dad would kill me if he got me sneaking out again.
18:39So would my mom.
18:41You got this, Oliver. Come on.
18:42Lean forward!
18:44He made friends.
18:46Like normal friends.
18:49And they're just...
18:50playing.
18:51Of course he made friends, Mark.
18:52He's a kid.
18:53It's just too bad he had to sneak out to do it.
18:56Beat it, shrimps.
18:58It's past your bedtime.
19:00Nuh-uh.
19:01We were here first.
19:03We were here first.
19:05Duh.
19:06Why the hell are you purple?
19:08Let's go.
19:09I'm...
19:10I'm getting tired anyway.
19:12We're not leaving.
19:14You leave.
19:15Oh.
19:17I said, get lost!
19:20Ooh, watch out.
19:21He's getting mad.
19:24Oliver can take care of himself.
19:27It's not him I'm worried about.
19:31Well, whatcha gonna do, shrimp?
19:34Huh?
19:43What the fuck?
19:47He's got fucking powers!
19:51That was awesome!
19:53He's a good kid, Mark.
19:58Honestly, Brad wasn't on my radar.
20:01But after that last date, he's totally grown on me.
20:05And he's like a good kisser.
20:25I won't let go.
20:30Please, man, please, man, please.
20:34Oh!
20:35Hey, Ray.
20:35Uh, right on time.
20:39It's almost midnight.
20:40Uh, yeah.
20:41I know.
20:42This took me a little longer than I thought.
20:46Pull up a chair.
20:47I'm cooking you dinner.
20:49I gathered.
20:51But why?
20:52Oh, because...
20:53You said it was something you wanted to do.
20:56You know, like have a normal dinner, so...
20:59Ta-da!
21:03I thought you said you didn't cook.
21:05Ooh, that's what I thought, too.
21:07But look at all this!
21:08Honestly?
21:09I'm as surprised as you are.
21:11Oh!
21:12Oh-ho!
21:15Full disclosure, it's from a meal kit.
21:18Turns out I can follow instructions when I want to.
21:22Smells delicious, actually.
21:24Ooh! I almost forgot.
21:28You did not get that in the meal kit.
21:30Okay, so remember when the Immortal told us to grab our stuff and get out of Guardian's HQ?
21:36I may have also grabbed some of his stuff.
21:39Specifically, a few bottles of...
21:43Chateau...
21:44Something... something...
21:45I don't know how to pronounce.
21:47You mean you stole a few bottles?
21:49Ah, potato, potato.
21:51I've been doing it for years and he's never noticed.
21:53Besides, wine like this is wasted on a guy who hasn't smiled in 10,000 years.
21:591762?
22:01Such a good year.
22:02You know, other than the incurable diseases and tooth decay and people never taking showers.
22:10Cheers.
22:11Cheers.
22:15So that's... terrible?
22:17Oh, it's so bad.
22:19Quick, eat something.
22:31You know that none of this... none of this is normal, right?
22:38Yeah.
22:40But it's still good.
23:05Name and number of the inmate you're here to see.
23:08Uh, sir?
23:16Well, well, well, look who it is.
23:21My own personal Judas.
23:27Machine head, you don't sound so hot.
23:30Don't look so hot either.
23:32You think this place knows anything about maintaining a piece of quality machinery like me?
23:38I could help with that.
23:40I could help with that.
23:41Cut the shit rocks for brains and get to the point.
23:44I'm missing my computer classes.
23:46How else am I gonna learn Microsoft Word and get a job in a fucking office?
23:52Oh, oh, I see. It finally happened. You had a visit from an old guy with metal teeth and a
23:57bodyguard the size of Nebraska.
23:59Except they're not from Nebraska.
24:02Yeah.
24:04Oh, I'm sorry. Did Isotope not tell you about the order when you two assholes stabbed me in the back?
24:11That even if you crawled out from under my thumb, there's always a bigger thumb.
24:17Well, welcome to reality, muchacho.
24:21I hope Mr. Liu turns into that giant snake and eats you for dinner.
24:26He does that. I'm serious. I saw it once. It was amazing!
24:30You done?
24:31No, but you are. If you don't get on your knees, say you're very, very sorry, and do whatever the
24:36fuck Liu tells you to.
24:38He wants me to break out multipole.
24:42Yeah, I bet he does. Missing his little murder machine.
24:45But unless I missed something, you haven't done that.
24:49I don't need the heat. An invincible guard's a prisoner.
24:52Aw, is your old super friend still sore at you after my giant space cat rearranged his face?
24:59Man, that was a good time. I almost want to forgive you just for that moment.
25:03But to be clear, I don't. I'm still a little tiffed about how everything went down.
25:10Liu also threatened my daughter. And that crossed a line.
25:15Oh, I'm sorry. He crossed a line?
25:18You better report him to HR. The order takes these things very seriously.
25:23You got two options, pal. One, you figure out a way to get Liu's stabby little friend out of Hawk.
25:29Or two, you and your precious little family are dragon chow.
25:34That's it. That's all. Make a choice already.
25:39You got that fancy head, all packed in with transistors and other computer bullshit, and you still think I'm just
25:46some dummy from the streets.
25:48That's how I took you down.
25:51Like I said, they don't know how to maintain a guy like me in here.
26:00And his friends, they didn't make fun of him for, you know, being purple?
26:08They didn't seem to care.
26:10You're sure he was having fun?
26:12Yeah, Mom. I know what fun looks like.
26:16He still shouldn't be sneaking out. What if those bullies come back?
26:20Oliver didn't hurt them. He was really good. I'm proud of him.
26:25I can't follow him like you can, Mark.
26:28I know. I'll talk to him about not going out at night again.
26:32But you can always call me or Eve. Do we really want to stop him from being a kid?
26:42Oh, shit.
26:44Sorry.
27:00Do you want to go to jail so badly?
27:02I'm happy to help with that.
27:04Whoa, Titan.
27:07I never got to thank you for almost getting me killed.
27:15What happened between us last time was nothing personal.
27:19It mean for it to get that rough for you.
27:21Unbelievable.
27:22You used me. And then left me to die.
27:26I fought like hell to keep you alive.
27:28But Machine Head had to go.
27:30I don't care. You're coming with me.
27:32We need to talk.
27:33We really don't.
27:35A lot of people are gonna die.
27:36Okay. I'm not falling for that again.
27:40You think I'd just come out here, let you put hands on me, if it wasn't life or death?
27:45You think I'm that stupid?
27:53This is still some bullshit.
28:02Bet you don't recognize this neighborhood anymore.
28:05Not that guys like you ever came down here.
28:07Even though it used to be a war zone under Machine Head.
28:10Look at it now.
28:11No more murders.
28:13No more crime.
28:14Folks no longer afraid to live here.
28:17No more murders or crime except for yours.
28:21That's not how I run things.
28:22Ask your friends in the GDA if shit isn't better now than a year ago.
28:27They're not my friends anymore.
28:29Huh.
28:31You heard of The Order?
28:32Or Mr. Liu?
28:34No.
28:35They're a global crime syndicate.
28:37Superpowered.
28:39He's their leader and can turn into a dragon.
28:42A big dragon.
28:44Yeah? So?
28:45I don't work for them.
28:47But they think otherwise.
28:48And if I don't break Multi-Pol out from prison, they're gonna kill me and my family and do it
28:54themselves.
28:55What? No.
28:56Multi-Pol's a murderer.
28:58I'm not letting you break him out.
28:59You want me to stay in charge here.
29:02If I go, they'll replace me with someone who doesn't give a shit about anything but The Order.
29:07And all this goes back to how it was, but worse.
29:13Yeah. No. We're not doing this.
29:15Thought you superheroes cared about saving lives.
29:18Don't even start with me.
29:20Come on.
29:21Taking you to prison.
29:27Come on, dude. I can fly.
29:34You're not getting...
29:37Away.
29:42We all look the same to you, hero?
29:58Mark?
29:59What?
30:00You have blinked for like five minutes.
30:02Are you having second thoughts about the apartment?
30:05No. No, no. That's not it.
30:10Titan may be less bad than Machine Head or this Order or whatever they're called, but the guy's still bad.
30:16And working with him is only gonna drag you down to his level.
30:21You did the right thing.
30:22You did the right thing.
30:26Your time is up. Where is my assassin?
30:29Still in prison.
30:32I clearly underestimated your intelligence.
30:37A lot of people do that.
30:41Isotope.
30:42Take them both a mile up and let them find their own way down.
30:48Isotope.
30:50Sorry, Titan.
30:51Nothing personal.
30:52I just like breathing.
30:55Boss?
31:05Fuck!
31:32Fuck!
31:32Fuck! You fucking trash!
31:45And R.I.P. Titan.
31:47No way he could survive a fall like that without his shell.
31:54God, my body!
32:28What?
32:30Titan wasn't lying. There's a dragon attacking the penitentiary.
32:35Okay, let's go.
32:38What?
32:39I screwed up.
32:40I don't want you getting hurt because I made a mistake.
32:43Mark, we're in a relationship now.
32:45That means that we help and support each other.
32:48Especially when we screw up.
32:50Besides, I bet we can charge more if there's two of us.
33:20You're dead!
33:28Security! Will you let me in your pop? I'm not looking for trouble. I'm looking for love. I'm looking for
33:34harm. I'm looking for love.
33:36Let me in your heart. Let me in your pop.
33:38Come on!
33:53Right. He's got a deal.
34:20Security! Will you let me in your pop? I'm not looking for trouble. I'm looking for harm. I'm looking for
34:26love. Will you let me in your heart? I'm looking for harm.
34:29Will you let me in your heart? Let me in your pop. You look at all means different to me.
34:32You look at them we try.
34:34I look at all means different to you. You look at them with love. I see them looking from all
34:42of the angles. The egg is everywhere.
34:45You look at the colors and the patterns I'm wearing. Poison you like the eggs are smashed.
34:52I'm looking for trouble. I'm looking for harm.
34:57We've got bigger problems.
34:58Let me in your heart. Let me in your heart. Let me in your pop.
35:02I'm looking for trouble. I'm looking for love. I'm looking for love.
35:07Will you let me in your heart, heart? I swear I've not got drunk.
35:32Let me in your heart. Let me in your pop. I'm looking for trouble. I'm looking for love. I'm looking
35:37for harm. I'm looking for love.
35:38Let me in your heart. Don't even think about it.
35:40Get me in your pop. I'm looking for love. You just are scared.
35:46I'm looking for love. I'm looking for love. The memory of love.
36:06It's time we let me in your heart.
36:29I will show you the error of your name.
36:34You're not the first person to point that out!
36:59Oh, shit.
37:01Your power may come from the stars, but mine comes from beyond this reality.
37:21You're a fictional creature, dude.
37:27Oh, shit.
37:30Oh, shit.
37:34Oh, shit.
38:01Oh, shit.
38:07Man, Titan sure ruined this place.
38:09Well, him and that giant flying lizard we all know and love.
38:14Whoa, calm down, buddy.
38:16I'm not gonna fight you.
38:18You must be, what, like, 700 pounds, eight?
38:20You'd murder me.
38:21Besides, that's not my style.
38:24But I am gonna kill your boss.
38:45Mark!
38:46See?
38:47You made the same mistake I did.
38:53Ah, almost feels like cheating.
39:02But I like cheating.
39:05Huh?
39:16Machine Head wanted the dragon to eat you before he killed Mr. Liu.
39:20But I figured I owed you one.
39:22Ew.
39:23I'm taking you to jail.
39:27Nah.
39:28But thanks for the help, hero.
39:29Doing good, even if you didn't mean to.
39:32See you around.
39:37Are you okay?
39:39I don't know.
39:43What else could you have done?
39:44You couldn't let Titan break Multi-Pol out of prison.
39:47Yeah.
39:49Instead, I just helped him kill his biggest rival.
39:52And almost died doing it.
39:54Again.
39:55It would have been worse if we'd done nothing.
39:58That dragon could have killed everyone.
40:00Plus, Multi-Pol's still behind bars and the Morden thinks we did an acceptable job.
40:05After I helped rebuild the damage to her prison.
40:08At least you accomplished something.
40:10Hey, we got paid enough for at least three or four months' rent.
40:13About that, maybe we should-
40:17Hold off on the apartment?
40:20With Oliver sneaking out, it just doesn't feel right to leave my mom to look after him by herself.
40:26He's my responsibility too.
40:28You don't need to explain.
40:30I get it.
40:31You're not upset?
40:33No, of course not.
40:35But as long as we're talking, I have been feeling like things were moving kind of fast.
40:43With my classes and us dating and everything, it's been a lot of changes.
40:49And I wouldn't mind slowing down.
40:52Hey, I get it too.
40:57Now that we don't need to pay rent anymore, should we still keep Invincible Ink?
41:01Uh, those seance dog collectibles aren't gonna pay for themselves.
41:10Hey, Mom. Did Oliver sneak out again? I'll find him.
41:14No, he's in bed reading. We had a good talk about it.
41:18You were right.
41:20Oliver deserves to be a kid.
41:22He's different, but he's, oh, he's still just a kid.
41:26And kids should have friends, not parents who won't even let them out to play.
41:31Eve and I are not getting an apartment anymore.
41:35Oh, thank God.
41:39I mean, uh, is everything okay between you two? If you need to talk?
41:45No, no. Eve and I are good. We just wanted to slow things down.
41:49I hope you're not doing this because of me. I can handle myself.
41:52Oh, I know.
41:55I want to be an adult and protect the city and be a good boyfriend.
42:00And I also want to be here with you and Oliver.
42:03It feels nice living with the little brother, you know?
42:06I don't want that to end just yet.
42:09Oh, it's my pancakes, isn't it?
42:12I mean, duh.
42:14Oh, Mark.
42:19Oh, the biggest thing I've come to learn about adulthood is that nothing is ever black and white.
42:25So I'd say in terms of growing up, you're doing just fine.
42:33By the way, just have to say it, I know you and Eve are having sex.
42:37Mom, what?
42:38It's a natural part of life. And I want you to know...
42:41Okay, all done, Mom. Great talk. Okay, good night.
43:01Oh, it's so good to be back, amigos. Did you miss me? Don't answer that.
43:08Because we all know the answer is you missed me so much, you didn't do shit about it.
43:15Now, given that I took our poor old friend and previous leader, Mr. Liu, behind the proverbial woodshed and, let's
43:23be honest, shot him in the fucking head,
43:25that entitles me to his seat and, therefore, the primo position in the order.
43:31Any objections?
43:37That's what I like to hear. Now, does anyone have any new business he, she, or it would like to
43:44bring up? Huh? Anyone?
43:49I know that seemed like it was to the room, but I'm not fucking talking to you, Slaying Mantis!
43:54Yeah, I've got new business. I keep the city. You all get everything else. But, I'm out. We good?
44:07Uhhh, what the hell? You caught me in a once-in-a-lifetime good mood.
44:12Okay, take your toys and go home. We don't want you in our super special secret club anyway.
44:19Anyone else here got a problem with that?
44:25Aww, you guys did miss me. This is gonna be so great.
44:31Hey, Titan, before you go, nice job. The way you played me and Liu, pure genius.
44:39Mwah!
44:41Uhh...
44:42I'm fucking with you. Backstab me again and I'm gonna drown you in your kid's blood while I tear off
44:49your wife's skin and eat her heart.
44:52And I don't even eat meat, so that's saying a lot. Comprende?
45:00That guy, watch out. Smarter than you think. Even for someone who's 50% rock.
45:06Alright, who's ready to make a little money?
45:09Who's ready to eat!
45:10It's happening!乖版하려
45:37Junge
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