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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:55run no come on
14:55was just heavenly.
14:57Oh, you've got a little taste of first class.
15:00Oh, Miss Leland.
15:02Oh, Terry.
15:04Whoa, I'm sweating.
15:06Miss Leland, would you, um, I'm sorry,
15:08would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming?
15:10This is crazy.
15:13Let me just a little squeeze.
15:18See, Jackie, this is real.
15:22I'm real. The, uh, the six-figure book deal I'm offering is very real.
15:27Oh, my goodness.
15:28Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just too real.
15:34I mean, Miss Leland, how do I even begin to thank her?
15:38Well, I should be thanking her for sending you to me.
15:41Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer,
15:43a voice that cuts through the noise.
15:45A book editor gets one of those if she's lucky.
15:47And here I am, starting one of my second.
15:49You are just one signature away.
15:53I'm adding your name to my own imprint.
16:03Oh, sorry.
16:08Okay.
16:14You know, Terry, I should probably have my lawyer look at this first.
16:21You have a lawyer?
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24She's close by.
16:25How close?
16:26Because I, uh...
16:27I do need to be getting back to it.
16:29She's in the hall, loitering.
16:30Well, I'm sure you have a minute for a once-in-a-generation writer.
16:35You're a quick study.
16:37Uh, I unleash hell.
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:39No punchline.
16:40You got my text.
16:41Sure did.
16:43Terry, meet hell.
16:45I'm her lawyer.
16:46And her cousin.
16:49Once removed.
16:51Oh, you might want to check your phone.
17:01Oh, I see.
17:04Looks like we both have a Google alert for Professor Will, John.
17:10Okay.
17:11Here it is.
17:12Buried.
17:13An NDA.
17:14Good thing I know where to look.
17:17Hm.
17:18We're not total rooms.
17:21Excuse me.
17:21I just need to use the restroom.
17:23I won't be a moment.
17:27The old heave-ho.
17:28Elevator.
17:29Elevator.
17:30Elevator.
17:36Um nah.
17:45Ah.
17:48Uh.
17:50Uh huh.
17:50Taequity.
17:57Um. Ah!
18:00ug watch
18:00the realache.
18:01I'll have to be
18:06Go on
18:21Don't
18:21You don't know what I was going to say
18:22Enlighten me
18:23That was bullshit
18:24This is still my lab
18:25I am the head scientist
18:28Follow me
18:54Is this
18:55Allowed?
18:56No
18:57Does Hilton know?
18:59No
19:00So I guess everybody does have secrets
19:03And now we have two
19:05But
19:09In the name of science
19:11He looks happy
19:14Is that your scientific assessment?
19:16Yeah, observation is foundational
19:18So beyond observation, how's he doing?
19:21Strong vitals, good appetite, clean fluids, solid feces
19:24What more could one ask for?
19:25Also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing
19:29Interesting, but not harmful
19:32Quite the opposite
19:33Happy, as you've observed, is accurate
19:38Don't waste your energy on Hilton's antics
19:40Think of him like an overbearing father
19:42With a sense of humor akin to pull my finger
19:45There is no pleasing him
19:47And he can only please himself
19:51I have been told that
19:55An overbearing father figure is the trigger for me
19:57A scientist who's been to therapy
20:00Since we're getting personal
20:01I have no problem with many that I have been to therapy
20:05Couples therapy
20:07So, here you go
20:09You are surprising
20:12Which is surprising
20:15I'll bite
20:17I can do personal
20:19How did it go?
20:20Okay, I'll bite back
20:23It's ongoing
20:24Dare I say, complicated
20:25Vivian, you have no idea
20:27Les, you got my name right
20:28You just called me Les
20:31Which
20:33Please do
20:46Is this awful after Union Station on Market Street?
20:49Richard?
20:49Hmm?
20:50What's the fucking plan?
20:51Gotcha
20:51Okay
20:55You've had a phone this whole time
20:57Okay
20:58Because I asked for help
20:59And you brought me a piece of fucking pie
21:02But we have a phone
21:03Okay, so
21:04Here's the plan
21:05Hit me
21:07I, Richard Paul Ware
21:09Willingly sacrifice
21:11My natural size and myself
21:13In the name of love
21:15Oh, fuck
21:15For the greatest love story ever told
21:17You will pen our story
21:20Inspiring lovers for generations to come
21:23Thereby earning a second Pulitzer
21:25Then we will live out our days
21:28In the dollhouse
21:29As tiny people
21:30But only in size
21:31Is not in spirit
21:32Not in heart
21:35Happily ever after
21:40That's
21:41That's the plan
21:42Yeah
21:42That's the plan
21:43So you
21:44I just
22:13That's one
22:15What's the solve
22:16We could choose
22:17Tiny bodies
22:18Big love
22:19Big bodies
22:20Big love
22:21Choose?
22:22You think I would choose this?
22:25Ah
22:26It's a run out of battery
22:27I should have
22:27I should have packed the charger
22:29But I put the pie in instead
22:30Because you said it was your favorite
22:32I'm walking away
22:32Before I punch you
22:34In the fucking throat
22:35What?
22:36Wait, should I follow you?
22:38No
22:38The train
22:39Has left the station
22:41Okay?
22:42I'm gonna get the next train
22:44I'm gonna get the next
22:44No
22:45It's the end of the line, Richard
22:47Alright
22:48And the end of the metaphor
22:49Okay?
22:51Alright
22:51Do not fucking quote Shakespeare
22:56Lindy?
22:58Fifteen years of silence
23:00Not
23:00Fifteen years of silence
23:02But
23:03Fifteen years
23:04Of silence
23:06And now my dream
23:07My imprint
23:08My publishing imprint
23:09Harry Leland Publishing
23:12Simple
23:13Elegant
23:14Dignified
23:17Slipping through my manicured fingers
23:22Does she care?
23:24No
23:24Does she demand more?
23:25Yes
23:26Are we still friends?
23:31I don't know
23:36You help her
23:40Who helps you?
23:45Me
23:49Transactional relationships are
23:52Unsustainable
23:56Unlonely
24:04You are good people
24:07I know at least 30 people
24:08Who would disagree with you about that
24:13More opinions don't equal truth
24:20You are so wise
24:32You got me in a twist
24:37I like that
24:39A lot
24:51May I
24:52May I ask
24:53Are you married?
24:56You may
25:01Oh
25:03Are you married?
25:04In a way
25:05Is he
25:06Or she
25:07He
25:07He
25:08Is he
25:09Um
25:09Alive
25:10In a way
25:11Oh
25:12We're starting with alive
25:13Isn't the term alive
25:14Binary in its nature
25:16A living organism
25:17Is considered alive
25:19If it
25:19Exhibits certain characteristics
25:21That differentiates it
25:22From non-living matter
25:51In a way
25:53Okay
25:53Good
25:53My heart is racing
25:59Your pulse is excessively high
26:01The wrist
26:02Excessively sweaty
26:08Nothing can happen to that cat
26:09Okay
26:10Mr. Magoo is fine
26:11I'm more worried about you
26:14I appreciate your concern
26:15I
26:17Let's go
26:19Excuse me
26:27Come on
26:28Where is she?
26:32Oh come on
26:32Where is she?
26:33Where is she?
26:33Where is she?
26:34Where is she?
26:36Come on
26:36Come on
26:46I'm utterly alone
27:02I'm utterly alone
27:32I was just looking for you
27:34I know
27:34I just thought it would be
27:36You know
27:37A nostalgic
27:39Yeah
27:39You busted me
27:40I'm so uncool
27:42So
27:44It's just ice cream
27:45What do you think?
27:47Okay
27:48I can't
27:48I can't?
27:49I can't?
27:51I can't?
28:27Where are you going?
28:31Didn't I tell you?
28:39You're the second person today
28:41drowning sorrows in a milkshake.
28:44Oh, yeah.
28:46Was it another mother?
28:52It was me.
28:56How are you sad, Ever?
29:00I'd ask you the same thing,
29:02but I've read your work,
29:03and I mean that with all respect
29:05and a hint of jest.
29:08Do I know you?
29:10No, no, no.
29:12I know you.
29:14And I love you.
29:15In full transparency,
29:17I work at the lab with your husband.
29:20Oh.
29:21Well.
29:24Too bad.
29:29Yeah.
29:36You know,
29:40I would be remiss
29:42if I didn't take the opportunity
29:44to tell you how much I admire
29:45and a duel.
29:48You're not.
29:49No.
29:49No, look.
29:50Your ability to capture the weight,
29:53the burden of the mother's complicated emotional relationship,
29:57not only with the daughter,
29:58but with herself.
29:59Come on.
29:59That is a master class.
30:00It is a master class in dimension
30:03and in the heartbreak.
30:05And in a lesser writer's hand,
30:06it could come across as cartoonish
30:08or salacious,
30:09but I was,
30:11I am,
30:12you know,
30:12it stays with you,
30:13and deeply moved
30:14by the daughter's ability
30:16to thrive under the complex emotional circumstances
30:20thrust upon her.
30:21It is a hero's journey
30:25underneath a comedic cry for help.
30:32I just wanted to give that daughter a hug.
30:37It's productive, I know,
30:39but it's true.
30:45I could really use a hug.
30:49This might be overstepping,
30:51but I would be happy to provide one.
30:56Okay.
31:19Is this okay?
31:21That's perfect.
31:25Your mom's here.
31:27Yeah, okay.
31:28Thank you, Barb.
31:32I should...
31:34I should go.
31:35Okay.
31:39She doesn't like to drive at night.
31:41The sun's out.
31:42It's setting.
31:59I am alone.
32:02We're all alone.
32:15We're all alone.
32:17No!
32:20No!
32:33And now...
32:35Oh, my God.
33:19What are you doing?
33:20I'm going home.
33:22Because of the showdown at high noon over burgers?
33:25In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay?
33:27Great galloping God, what are you not getting here?
33:30Okay, listen, there is a new gun in town, and he's wearing a black hat,
33:34but he has got the money.
33:36Fine, whatever, he started it.
33:38That's adult.
33:39I have to go home, Martin.
33:41Okay, you know what?
33:42Hey, hey, Hilton has not left the building yet.
33:44This does not look good.
33:45Oh, fuck him.
33:47Him.
33:48F me.
33:49F everyone.
33:50Okay, you know what?
33:50You are tying your own shoelaces.
33:52Tell him it's a family emergency.
33:53What?
33:54Is it?
33:55Yes.
33:55People could be dead.
33:56What people?
33:57People.
33:57Who?
33:58What?
33:59People.
34:11Do we like that guy?
34:13We might.
34:15Okay, but do we have to, like, poke him a bit?
34:18You know, I can pull up the presentation, watch him shake, bake, and shit.
34:23Not yet.
34:23But he's not, not useful.
34:27Okay, it's your call.
34:30Until it isn't.
34:32That's not what we discussed.
34:34As the brains and boots on the ground, as you like to refer to me,
34:38I have final say when it comes to the talent.
34:44The talent?
34:45Sure.
34:48But, my guts say, poke.
34:52You can't help yourself, can you?
34:54Neither can you.
34:59Poke, poke.
35:01Don't.
35:03Poke, poke.
35:05Do not.
35:10What?
35:10I'm not touching you.
35:12Oh, you gonna go?
35:13Oh, really?
35:14Okay, well, that's childish.
35:17Oh, God.
35:19Not now, Nils.
35:20No time for questions, no time for comments.
35:24No problem.
35:26I'm on to something bigger.
35:27Oh, yeah?
35:28Bigger than me?
35:28I'm the story.
35:29Not anymore.
35:31What?
35:34Whatever.
35:35I gotta go.
35:41I gotta go.
35:51I'm not failing.
35:52We're here.
35:53Look, we're walking through the doors.
35:54It's gonna be fun.
35:55It's gonna be great.
35:57You said you were coming earlier.
35:58What happened?
35:58This is earlier.
36:00Wear a damn watch.
36:04What's up?
36:05Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu.
36:07We go way back.
36:08Lulu, Mike.
36:10Hey.
36:11Confirm when we get a break, okay?
36:12Anything for you, boss.
36:15Wow.
36:18You got ID?
36:20What?
36:21ID!
36:22Yeah, I, I, it's...
36:23I'm just kidding.
36:23You look 21 in me.
36:25Oh.
36:32Kid Ray?
36:33I hate him.
36:34I hate him.
37:06I will save myself.
37:14Come on.
37:16Fucker!
37:28Ah!
37:34No!
37:38Ah!
37:41Ah!
38:02This isn't goodbye, Space Cullen.
38:05It's over and out.
38:18I can't believe you did this.
38:20I don't think you're going to do this.
38:23I don't think you're going to do this.
38:26I don't think you're going to do this.
38:27Mic drop.
38:28Mic drop.
38:30You did the thing at graduation, right?
38:32Yeah.
38:33The mic drop?
38:34Mic drop.
38:34Yeah, that was me.
38:37Ugh!
38:37My grandma hated your speech.
38:40And I hate my grandma, so thank you.
38:43Hey, I told you, you stupid assholes.
38:45It's her.
38:45It's a mic drop.
38:47Mic drop!
38:49See?
38:49No one cares.
38:51Fun, right?
38:53Sure.
38:54Are you at Forest Park?
38:55No.
38:56Are you kidding?
38:57Just a question.
38:58Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan.
39:02Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote My Rainbow Starts With Black?
39:07That's your mom?
39:08We read it in class.
39:11Your mom's childhood.
39:13The dinner table.
39:14Wow.
39:15The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:20Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27It's so defensive.
39:28Not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop.
39:30Hey!
39:31What?
39:31Shots.
39:32Let's go.
39:32Shots.
39:33Lulu.
39:33Lulu.
39:34Let's go!
39:34She...
39:35Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:38We'll do the shots with mic drop.
39:43Ugh.
39:54Huh.
39:57You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was gonna say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:03I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're...
40:11You're what?
40:11Wait, wait.
40:12We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:16Oh.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:33Oh, we need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in the lakes.
40:38Was your mom even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm gonna go.
40:47I'll see you after the new year.
40:48Okay.
40:54What the fuck?
40:59Psycho?
41:01Let's go.
41:04Hi guys.
41:05Hi.
41:06Oh my god.
41:07Hi.
41:08What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?
41:15I'm bitch?
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but-
41:20Wait, wait, though.
41:20Is that, like, your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:31Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm.
41:46Yeah.
41:46Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:52Because you're just like her.
41:56My drama.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:12Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's showing.
42:52Liz.
42:52Mom?
42:53What are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat-sit.
43:00Where is Mr. Magoo?
43:01Mom, stop!
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:06What?
43:07Well, I-I-I'm almost done.
43:09Oh, my suitcase.
43:10It bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care.
43:11I don't care.
43:12Just leave it.
43:13Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:19Anything.
43:20Yes.
43:24I-I-I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here.
43:27Let me-
43:27No, no, no, please!
43:28Just don't-
43:29Please.
43:30Just stay where you are.
43:31Do not move.
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy?
43:58Mindy?
43:59Where are you?
44:02Nobody.
44:10Go.
44:11How are you?
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