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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:29run no come call me go
14:31oh, no oh shit
14:33no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no no no no i closed the car
14:35Oh, close the door!
14:36Oh!
14:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:41I know.
14:48I present Jackie Baldwin.
14:50Hi.
14:51Hi.
14:51Take a seat.
14:52Miss Leland, the flight was just heavenly.
14:57Oh, you've got a little taste of first class.
15:00Oh, Miss Leland.
15:02Oh, Terry.
15:03Oh.
15:04Whoa, I'm sweating.
15:06Miss Leland, would you, um...
15:08I'm sorry.
15:08Would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming?
15:10This is crazy.
15:12Let me just a little squeeze.
15:18See?
15:19Jackie, this is real.
15:22I'm real.
15:23The, uh...
15:24The six-figure book deal I'm offering is very real.
15:27Oh, my goodness.
15:28Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just...
15:33Too real.
15:34I mean, Miss Leland, how do I even begin to thank her?
15:38Well, I should be thanking her for sending you to me.
15:41Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer.
15:43A voice that cuts through the noise.
15:45A book editor gets one of those, if she's lucky.
15:47And here I am, starting one of my second.
15:50You are just one signature away.
15:53I'm adding your name to my own imprint.
16:14You know, Terry, I should probably have my lawyer look at this first.
16:21You have a lawyer?
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24She's close by.
16:25How close?
16:26Because I, uh...
16:27I do need to be getting back to it.
16:29She's in the hall, loitering.
16:31Well, I'm sure you have a minute for a once-in-a-generation writer.
16:35You're a quick study.
16:37Uh, I unleash hell.
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:39No punchline.
16:40You got my text.
16:41Sure did.
16:43Terry, meet hell.
16:45I'm her lawyer.
16:46And her cousin.
16:49Once removed.
16:51Oh, you might want to check your phone.
17:01Oh, I see.
17:04Looks like we both have a Google alert for Professor Will, John.
17:10Okay, here it is.
17:12Buried.
17:13An NDA.
17:14Good thing I know where to look.
17:18We're not total rooms.
17:21Excuse me, I just need to use the restroom.
17:23I won't be a moment.
17:27The old heave-ho.
17:29Elevator-restaur-wall.
17:30Elevator.
17:31Hehões.
17:45Yeah.
17:49Tough day?
17:59takes the shine
18:00off the boot
18:04go on
18:21don't
18:21you don't know what I was going to say
18:22enlighten me
18:23that was bullshit
18:24this is still my lab
18:25I am the head scientist
18:28follow me
18:54is this
18:55allowed
18:56no
18:57does Hilton know
18:59no
19:00so I guess everybody does have secrets
19:03and now we have two
19:05but
19:09in the name of science
19:11he looks happy
19:14is that your scientific assessment
19:16yeah observation is foundational
19:18so beyond observation
19:20how's he doing
19:20strong vitals
19:21good appetite
19:22clean fluids
19:23solid feces
19:24what more could one ask for
19:25also noted
19:26increased speed
19:27and sensitive hearing
19:29interesting
19:30but not harmful
19:32quite the opposite
19:33happy
19:33as you've observed
19:35is accurate
19:37don't waste your energy
19:39on Hilton's antics
19:40think of him like an overbearing father
19:42with a sense of humor akin to
19:44pull my finger
19:45there is no pleasing him
19:47and he can only please himself
19:51I have been told that
19:54an overbearing father figure
19:56is the trigger for me
19:57a scientist who's been to therapy
20:00since we're getting personal
20:01I have no
20:01that no problem
20:03many people have been to therapy
20:05couples therapy
20:07so
20:08there you go
20:09you are surprising
20:12which is
20:13surprising
20:15I'll bite
20:16I can do personal
20:19how did it go
20:20okay
20:21I'll bite back
20:22um
20:23it's ongoing
20:24dare I say
20:24complicated
20:25Vivian you have no idea
20:27Les you got my name right
20:28you just call me Les
20:31which
20:33please do
20:45is this
20:46after Union Station
20:48on Market Street
20:49Richard
20:49what's the fucking plan
20:51gotcha
20:52okay
20:55you've had a phone
20:56this whole time
20:57okay
20:57because I asked for help
20:59and you brought me
21:00a piece of fucking pie
21:02but we have a phone
21:03okay so
21:04here's the plan
21:05hit me
21:07I
21:08Richard
21:09Paul
21:09we're
21:09willingly
21:10sacrifice
21:11my natural
21:12size and
21:13myself
21:13in the name
21:14of love
21:15oh fuck
21:15for the greatest love story
21:17ever told
21:17you will pen
21:19our story
21:20inspiring lovers
21:21for generations
21:22to come
21:23thereby earning
21:23a second
21:24Pulitzer
21:25then we will live out
21:27our days
21:28in the dollhouse
21:29as tiny people
21:30but only in size
21:31not in spirit
21:32not in heart
21:35happily ever after
21:40that's
21:41that's the plan
21:42yeah
21:42that's the plan
21:43so you
21:44I just
21:46why
21:47though
21:48would you
21:48shrink yourself
21:50without
21:50a plan
21:53to make us
21:54big again
21:55Richard
21:56I mean
21:57you have no fucking plan at all
21:59do I have that right
21:59well no
22:00oh my god
22:01no no no no
22:02why
22:03did I think that you
22:04would have any answers
22:05I thought you were gonna
22:06save me
22:08oh my god
22:09no no no no
22:10Les and the team
22:11are gonna solve
22:12the formula eventually
22:13like they're so close
22:14they're like
22:14no no no no
22:15what's the solve
22:16we could choose
22:17tiny bodies
22:18big love
22:19big bodies
22:20big love
22:21choose
22:21you think I would choose this
22:24ah
22:26it's a run out of battery
22:27I should have
22:27I should have packed
22:28the charger
22:29but I put the pie in instead
22:30because you said it was your favorite
22:31I'm walking away
22:32before I punch you
22:34in the fucking throat
22:35what
22:36wait
22:37should I follow you
22:38no
22:39the train
22:39has left the station
22:41okay
22:42I'm gonna get the next train
22:44I'm gonna get the next
22:44no
22:45it's the end of the line
22:47Richard
22:47all right
22:48and the end of the metaphor
22:49okay
22:50all right
22:51do not fucking quote Shakespeare
22:56Lindy
22:5815 years of silence
23:00not
23:0015 years of silence
23:02but
23:0315 years
23:04of silence
23:06and
23:06and
23:06and now my dream
23:07my imprint
23:08my publishing imprint
23:10Harry Leland publishing
23:11simple
23:13elegant
23:14dignified
23:16slipping through my manicured fingers
23:22does she care?
23:23no
23:24does she demand more?
23:26yes
23:27are we still friends?
23:30I
23:31don't
23:32know
23:34hmm
23:37you help her
23:40who helps you
23:45me
23:50transactional relationships
23:51are
23:53unsustainable
23:56and lonely
24:04you are good people
24:06I know at least
24:0830 people
24:08who would disagree
24:09with you about that
24:12more opinions
24:14don't equal truth
24:20you
24:20are so
24:21wise
24:32you got me
24:33in a twist
24:37I like that
24:39a lot
24:51may I
24:52may you ask
24:53are you married?
24:56you may
25:01oh
25:03are you married?
25:04in a way
25:05is he
25:06or she
25:07he
25:07he
25:08he
25:08is he
25:09um
25:09alive
25:10in a way
25:11oh
25:12we're starting with alive
25:13isn't the term alive
25:14binary in its nature?
25:16a living organism
25:17is considered alive
25:19if it
25:19exhibits certain
25:20characteristics
25:21that differentiates it
25:22from non-living matter
25:24in a way
25:24my husband
25:25cannot be
25:26differentiated
25:27from non-living matter
25:28may I ask?
25:29no
25:29we're done here
25:30but it felt good to share
25:33oh no
25:34what?
25:35I think Mr. Magoo
25:37is having a seizure
25:37a seizure?
25:39what?
25:40she could die
25:41okay I can't lose her
25:43her?
25:44I
25:44I'm sorry
25:45him
25:45clearly
25:46are you okay?
25:47yes I just love the fucking cat
25:48okay
25:50the seizure is stopped
25:51his heart rate is back to normal
25:53okay good
25:53my heart is racing
25:59your pulse is excessively high
26:01the wrist
26:03excessively sweaty
26:08nothing can happen
26:09to that cat
26:09okay
26:10Mr. Magoo is fine
26:11I'm more worried
26:12about you
26:14I appreciate
26:15your concern
26:15I
26:17let's go
26:19excuse me
26:27come on
26:28where is she?
26:32oh come on
26:32where is she?
26:33where is she?
26:33where is she?
26:34where is she?
26:36come on
26:36come on
26:38come on
26:46I'm utterly alone
27:04I was just looking for you
27:05why?
27:07I wanted to tell you
27:09how much I loved your speech
27:11what are your notes
27:12professor?
27:13no notes
27:14very efficient use of your words
27:16yeah sure
27:17yeah sure right
27:18efficient again
27:19listen I know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation
27:23but I wondered if you and I could go get milkshakes at Mandy's
27:30I'm not 10
27:33yeah I know
27:34I know I just thought it would be
27:36I just thought it would be you know
27:37nostalgic
27:39yeah you busted me
27:40I'm so uncool
27:42so
27:44it's just ice cream
27:45what do you think?
27:47okay I can't
27:49I'm leaving
27:51for what do you think?
27:52college
27:53it's June
27:54college starts in the fall
27:56didn't dad tell you?
27:58he got me like some
27:59internship or observation
28:01whatever thing
28:02I
28:04no
28:05no dad did not
28:07dad did not what?
28:09lose
28:09summer plans
28:11I didn't tell you?
28:13no
28:14well it was very last minute
28:15um
28:16I thought I told you
28:17sorry
28:27where are you going?
28:31didn't I tell you?
28:40you're the second person today
28:41drowning sorrows in a milkshake
28:44oh yeah
28:45huh
28:46was it another mother?
28:52it was me
28:56how are you sad ever?
29:00I could ask you the same thing
29:02but I've read your work
29:03and I mean that with all respect
29:05and a hint of jest
29:08do I know you?
29:10no
29:10no no
29:12I know you
29:13and I love you
29:15and full transparency
29:16I work at the lab
29:18with your husband
29:20oh
29:21well
29:24too bad
29:29yeah
29:29yeah
29:36you know
29:39I would be remiss
29:41if I didn't take the opportunity
29:43to tell you how much I admire
29:45and adore
29:47you're not
29:48no
29:49but no
29:50look
29:50your ability
29:51to capture the weight
29:53the burden
29:54of the mother's complicated emotional relationship
29:57not only with the daughter
29:58but with herself
29:58come on
29:59that is a master class
30:00it is a master class
30:02in dimension
30:03and in the heartbreak
30:04and in a lesser writer's hand
30:06it could come across as cartoonish
30:08or salacious
30:09but
30:10I was
30:11I am
30:12you know
30:12it stays with you
30:13you're deeply moved
30:14by the daughter's ability
30:16to thrive
30:17under the complex emotional circumstances
30:20thrust upon her
30:21it is a hero's journey
30:25underneath a comedic cry for help
30:32I just wanted to give that daughter
30:34a hug
30:37it's productive I know
30:38but it's true
30:45I could really use a hug
30:49this might be overstepping
30:51but I would be happy to provide one
30:56I'm okay
31:19is this okay
31:20that's perfect
31:25your mom's here
31:27yeah okay
31:27thank you Barb
31:33I should
31:33I should go
31:35okay
31:39she doesn't like to drive at night
31:41the sun's out
31:42it's setting
31:58I am alone
32:02we're all alone
32:05we're all alone
32:05we're all alone
32:07we're all alone
32:10we're all alone
32:11we're all alone
32:11we're all alone
32:13we're all alone
32:15we're all alone
32:17we're all alone
32:19we're all alone
32:20we're all alone
32:21we're all alone
32:21we're all alone
32:22we're all alone
32:23we're all alone
32:24we're all alone
32:24we're all alone
32:24we're all alone
32:25we're all alone
32:26we're all alone
32:28we're all alone
32:33No, no, no, no!
33:19What are you doing?
33:20I'm going home.
33:22Because of the showdown at high noon over burgers?
33:25In my lab, I am the sheriff, okay?
33:27Great galloping god, what are you not getting here?
33:30Okay, listen, there is a new gun in town, and he's wearing a black hat, but he has got the
33:35money!
33:36Fine, whatever, he started it.
33:38That's adult.
33:39I have to go home, Martin.
33:41Okay, you know what?
33:41Hey, hey, Hilton has not left the building yet.
33:44This does not look good.
33:45Oh, fuck him!
33:47Him!
33:48F me!
33:49F everyone!
33:50Okay, you know what, you are tying your own shoelaces to-
33:52Tell him it's a family emergency!
33:53What?
33:54Is it?
33:55Yes!
33:55People could be dead!
33:56What people?
33:57People!
33:57Who?
33:58What?
33:59People!
34:11Do we like that guy?
34:13We might.
34:15Okay, but do we have to, like, poke him a bit?
34:18You know, I can pull up the presentation, watch him shake, bake, and shit.
34:23Not yet.
34:24He's not, not useful.
34:27Okay, it's your call.
34:28Okay.
34:30Until it isn't.
34:32That's not what we discussed.
34:34As the brains and boots on the ground, as you like to refer to me, I have final say when
34:40it comes to the talent.
34:44The talent?
34:45Sure.
34:47But, my guts say, poke.
34:51You can't help yourself, can you?
34:54Neither can you.
34:59Poke, poke.
35:01Don't.
35:03Poke, poke.
35:05Do not.
35:10What?
35:11I'm not touching you.
35:12Oh, you gonna go?
35:13Oh, really?
35:14Okay.
35:14Well, that's childish.
35:18Oh, God.
35:19Not now, Nils.
35:20No time for questions.
35:22No time for comments.
35:24No problem.
35:26I'm onto something bigger.
35:27Oh, yeah?
35:28Bigger than me?
35:28I'm the story.
35:29Not anymore.
35:31What?
35:34Whatever.
35:35I gotta go.
35:50I'm not failing.
35:52We're here.
35:53Look, we're walking through the doors.
35:54It's gonna be fun.
35:55It's gonna be great.
35:57You said you were coming earlier.
35:58What happened?
35:59This is earlier.
36:00Wear a damn watch.
36:04What's up?
36:05Mike, this is my old friend, Lulu.
36:07We go way back.
36:08Lulu, Mike.
36:10Hey.
36:11Come find me when you get a break, okay?
36:12Anything for you, boss.
36:15Wow.
36:18You got ID?
36:20What?
36:21ID.
36:21Yeah, I, I, it's...
36:23I'm just kidding.
36:23You look 21 to me.
36:25Oh.
36:32Hit Ray?
36:33I hate him.
36:47Ah!
36:48Ah!
37:06I will save myself.
37:15Come on, fucker!
37:28Ah!
37:34No!
37:38Ah!
37:39Ah!
37:40Ah!
37:43Ah!
38:02This isn't goodbye, Space Cullen.
38:05It's over and out.
38:18I can't believe you're in this.
38:23Mic drop.
38:28Mic drop.
38:30You did the thing at graduation, right?
38:32The mic drop?
38:34Mic drop.
38:35Yeah, that was me.
38:37My grandma hated your speech.
38:40And I hate my grandma, so thank you.
38:43I told you, you stupid assholes.
38:45It's her.
38:45It's a mic drop.
38:49See?
38:50No one cares.
38:51Fun, right?
38:53Sure.
38:54Are you at Forest Park?
38:55No.
38:56Are you kidding?
38:57Just a question.
38:59She goes to school in Manhattan.
39:02Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote,
39:04My Rainbow Starts With Black?
39:07That's your mom?
39:08We read it in class.
39:11Your mom's childhood.
39:13The dinner table.
39:14Wow.
39:15The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:20Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27So defensive.
39:28Not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop.
39:30Hey.
39:31What?
39:31Shots.
39:32Let's go.
39:32Shots.
39:33Lulu.
39:33Lulu.
39:34Let's go.
39:35She...
39:35Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:37We'll do the shots with mic drop.
39:54Huh.
39:57You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was going to say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:03I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're what?
40:11Wait, wait.
40:12We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:16Oh.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:33Oh, we need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in lakes.
40:38Was your mom even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm going to go.
40:47I'll see you after the new year.
40:48Okay.
40:50Ah!
40:51Ah!
40:52Ah!
40:54What the fuck?
41:00Psycho!
41:01Let's go!
41:04Hi, guys.
41:05Hi.
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07Hi.
41:08What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?
41:15I'm a bitch?
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but...
41:20Wait, wait, though.
41:20Is that, like, your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:32Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:52Because you're just like her.
41:56My trauma.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:12Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:20Oh, shit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's showing.
42:43Oh, shit.
42:52Liz?
42:52Mom?
42:53What are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat sit.
42:59Where is Mr. Magoo?
43:01Mom, stop!
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:07Well, I'm almost done.
43:09Oh, my suitcase, it bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care.
43:11I don't care.
43:12Just leave it.
43:13Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:18Anything.
43:20Yes.
43:24I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here, let me.
43:28No, no, no, please.
43:28Just don't.
43:29Please.
43:30Just stay where you are.
43:31Do not move.
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy.
43:58Mindy, where are you?
44:08Mindy, where are you?
44:09Oh, fuck.
45:06Oh, fuck.
45:36Oh, fuck.
45:39Oh, fuck.
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