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00:23This is a love story.
00:26Love.
00:27Love.
00:28It's supposed to be patient and kind, but let's be honest, it's irrational.
00:35It can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane.
00:40I should know.
00:42My husband made me small.
00:49No.
00:52It's not a metaphor.
00:55He made me six inches tall.
00:59I'm literally the size of a dry martini, shaken, stirred and nursing the burn of every sip.
01:09Even at our ugliest, I still believe our love's worth fighting for.
01:16But fair warning, it's going to get worse before it gets better.
01:30To us.
01:32To us.
01:38To recapturing magic.
01:42To the journey, not the destination.
01:44And to Dr. Carmichael, couples therapist extraordinaire.
01:48To her words of wisdom.
01:52Speaking of the journey.
01:53It was bumpy.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Hit a few potholes.
01:58Yeah.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Checked into separate rooms.
02:01But I am working through my narcissistic tendencies.
02:05And I am working on my accountability issues.
02:08And here we are.
02:10We made it.
02:12Got to the next stop.
02:13Dr. Carmichael's new year, new us, colon.
02:17A grand gesture.
02:19I'd like to go first.
02:20Okay.
02:20Great.
02:20Yeah.
02:30I've arranged to get the Vermont gang back together at the Grey House on New Year's Eve
02:34for our anniversary, so we can renew our vows.
02:39New year.
02:41New us.
02:43I'm speechless.
02:45We were so happy there.
02:49Really?
02:50Really.
02:51Are Gary and Meg going to be there?
02:52They're giving up Cabo.
02:54Lulu?
02:55Our daughter has not returned my calls.
02:56Oh, she's 18.
02:57She will.
02:58They don't do phones.
02:59Always send a text.
03:00Okay.
03:00Okay.
03:01My turn.
03:02Okay.
03:04This will be the last Christmas that we spend in St. Louis because I have listed our house
03:10with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next December.
03:14I am going to land this big fish, and tomorrow I'm going to get Elvin Smith to bankroll the
03:20final stage of my life's work so that in one year, Lindy, we can move back to the Grey House
03:25permanently.
03:27Like I promised years ago, a clean slate and a fresh start.
03:32I supported you, and you got your prize, and all I ask is that for one more year you support
03:39me so I can get mine.
03:41Are you serious?
03:44The listing went up today.
03:51Is this real?
03:53Very.
03:58Plus.
04:02I love you.
04:04Lindy.
04:05I love you, too.
04:08I love you, too.
04:09I love you, too.
04:17Thank you for inviting me back into our bed.
04:44How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
04:49Only less little John knows.
04:52Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of its original
04:59size?
04:59Just imagine, a farmer could grow ten, a hundred, a thousand ears of corn in the space it takes to
05:07grow one.
05:08But, how does cellular reduction work?
05:12My revolutionary molecular transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms.
05:19The real question is, can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized?
05:25Not only can we do it, we will do it.
05:28Together, Hilton Smith.
05:29We can make more with less.
05:32And that's L-E-S.
05:36I'll take it from here, Les.
05:38Okay.
05:43Now it's time to blow your minds.
05:50We call this the mini barn card.
05:54No one calls it that.
05:55It's just me.
05:56See, I grew up on a farm.
05:58Sorry, I get excited.
06:25We call this the future.
06:42I am fucking amazing.
06:49It's a corn in the truck.
06:51Look how tiny it is.
06:52It's been tiny.
06:53It's incredible.
06:54I got you.
06:55You did.
06:56You really did.
06:56You really did.
06:57It's crazy.
06:59Well, it amazed me again.
07:01Make it big.
07:01I want to taste it.
07:04Oh, a big corn takes a big investment.
07:06Oh, there he is.
07:08Money man chiming in.
07:10Well, go on.
07:10You know, Flavor Saver was a huge step forward.
07:15It was the first and the best GMO tomato on the market.
07:19But it was a failure.
07:20Well, no, it wasn't.
07:23It was a breakthrough, but it tasted like old band-aids.
07:27Admit it.
07:27No, I don't think I want.
07:29Well, admit it or I walk.
07:33No.
07:38Fuck yeah!
07:39You should never admit failure.
07:42I got you.
07:42I got you.
07:43Yes, you did, Hilton.
07:44But this agrotech is going to change the world.
07:48Jinx.
07:49And just think, this is only the beginning.
07:52Sorry, who are you?
07:53Vivian, Hilton's chief scientist.
07:55I'm the guts.
07:56I just write the checks.
07:57She's...
07:58The brains.
07:58And my guts never make mistakes.
08:01I mean, I would write you a check right now.
08:05But for some reason, I'm just not feeling yummy in my tummy.
08:14You.
08:14Mingi.
08:16Who are you?
08:18Is this a trick question?
08:19I don't know.
08:20Is it?
08:21Well, who are you?
08:23I'm awesome.
08:24I'm Hilton.
08:25Well, I'm awesome.
08:27I'm less.
08:30Yeah.
08:30I'm gonna need more.
08:38You liked it.
08:40Yeah, I'm gonna lose my house.
09:00Hey.
09:02Hey.
09:03Uh, something quietly revealed itself to me.
09:08Oh?
09:08What's that?
09:09Maria's staff pick.
09:11My rainbow starts with black.
09:13It's a Pulitzer Prize winning novel.
09:15By the one, the only, Lindy McMichael Littlejohn.
09:20That's a lifetime ago.
09:23Uh-uh.
09:2318 years and still a fan fave?
09:26Listen, Richie.
09:27Um, we need to talk.
09:31Uh-oh.
09:32No.
09:33Yeah?
09:34No, we've just begun.
09:36Richie.
09:36Hold on.
09:37This is just the first act.
09:39Do not turn this into a tragedy.
09:41Tragedy's a better story.
09:43Oh, I wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair.
09:49Listen, you really saw me when I needed it the most.
09:53I did.
09:54Yeah, and you really gave me that emotional intimacy that I craved, you know?
10:00Mm-hmm.
10:01You were a great shoulder.
10:03An ear.
10:04Mm-hmm.
10:04You're so handsome.
10:06Young.
10:07Smart.
10:08No, stop it.
10:09And maybe in another life, but...
10:11But I fell in love.
10:15And you?
10:16I fell in Les.
10:18Hell yes?
10:19Yeah.
10:19Why?
10:20Les knows the real me.
10:23The worst of me.
10:24And he...
10:25He still loves me.
10:27I could love the worst of you.
10:28No.
10:29Yeah?
10:29He has 20 years on you, and you've known me, like, a few months.
10:32Six and a half.
10:35Les...
10:36He made a grand gesture, and he promised me a fresh start, and I believe him.
10:43Why?
10:44No, no, no.
10:45Actually, don't say.
10:46Love should remain a mystery.
10:50My mom told me that.
10:52Okay.
10:53I'm gonna go.
10:54Just, just...
10:54Wait, wait.
10:55Wait.
10:56This...
10:56Oh, God, no, no.
10:57I got you this Christmas present.
10:59Absolutely cannot accept this.
11:00You must, or it means our love was in vain.
11:03Sheesh.
11:03Not love.
11:04Okay, just open the card first.
11:07There is no need to thank me.
11:09Okay?
11:25Merry Christmas, my love!
11:27In anticipation of the new year, new you, and new us, I thought this would be a great start.
11:34Open the present.
11:35I'll wait.
11:47I hate this rag.
11:48I know you hate this rag, but I knew you'd never send it in yourself.
11:53Give it a quick read.
11:54See if you recognize it.
11:58Oh, Richie.
12:00No, no, no, no.
12:01What have you done?
12:02I pretended to be your book agent.
12:04Your story is gonna be in the New Yorker.
12:08No!
12:09I didn't write this.
12:11I'm fucked.
12:12I know it's overwhelming, and I'm sure you don't.
12:15Oh, fuck, Richie!
12:18No, no, no!
12:20Oh, my fuck.
12:22Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit.
12:23Oh, bitch, pick up.
12:25Pick up.
12:25Hi, this is Terry.
12:26Leave a message.
12:27Terry!
12:28Oh, fuck.
12:29Okay.
12:29There is a story.
12:31There's a story in the New Yorker with my name on it.
12:33And I need you to call me back.
12:35This is an emergency.
12:36For serious this time, call me back.
12:39Oh, fuck.
12:41Fuck!
12:51Shut the door.
12:52Why?
12:53Because I want to raise my voice.
12:56Jesus jumping crackers.
12:58Why would you invite Hilton to your charity event at your home tonight?
13:03Because he wants to know who I am.
13:05But Lindy will be there.
13:06And?
13:07I'm sorry.
13:08Am I the only one that remembers last year?
13:10The silent auction?
13:12The pool incident?
13:13And you're still serving alcohol this year, right?
13:15Count me out.
13:16I'm sorry.
13:17I cannot watch.
13:21I don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him.
13:27But we are broke.
13:29And he is all we have.
13:31There are no more interested investors less with Hilton's kind of cash.
13:36You know what?
13:37Lindy and I are fine now.
13:38We're good, even.
13:40And we're renewing our vows.
13:42New year, new us.
13:43New us!
13:43Yes!
13:43You said that last year.
13:44This year, it's gonna stick.
13:46You sleeping in the same bed?
13:47Yes.
13:48Just sleeping?
13:49Sleeping plus.
13:51Big plus?
13:52Small plus.
13:53It'd feel so much better if it was big.
13:55We're on the road to big.
13:56I promise you.
13:57Um, okay.
14:00Lindy, it's me.
14:01It's me calling you.
14:02Um, I'm not panicking, but just call me back before the party, okay?
14:05It's not an emergency, but it's an emergency.
14:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:08So sorry, sorry.
14:09Um, my, uh, my polyp is gone.
14:12Yeah, but there's a hole in my heart now.
14:14Sounds like a case for the bard's guard.
14:16So I'll be unable to attend your party this evening?
14:19Our loss.
14:20Good luck, Richard.
14:45You're not Jackie.
14:46I'm Hill.
14:47Don't make me raise it.
14:49Through?
14:50I'm Professor Littlejohn.
14:51Jackie's professor.
14:52Did she leave for break already?
14:53Have I missed her?
14:54I hope not, because I'm her fucking ride.
14:57Jackie!
14:58Professor Littlejohn.
14:59Yeah, Lindy.
15:00You should call me Lindy.
15:01Oh, uh, hell, uh, Professor Littlejohn is the reason that I'm here.
15:07Oh, you wrote that book she loves.
15:09I didn't read it.
15:10No offense.
15:11None taken.
15:11Jackie, I'm so glad I caught you.
15:14Can we talk?
15:15Yeah.
15:16Just real quick.
15:17Oh, you mean without me?
15:18I do.
15:19Oh.
15:19Is it okay?
15:20Oh, yeah.
15:21Is it rude?
15:21No offense, but sure.
15:23Okay.
15:23Let's just have it.
15:25Okay.
15:28Um, have I done something wrong, Professor Littlejohn?
15:31Oh, no, no.
15:32Gosh, no.
15:33No, I have.
15:34I have.
15:36I, um, I need to tell you something.
15:39Uh, I loved your short story.
15:47Untitled on purpose?
15:48Yeah, that's the one.
15:49Yeah, I loved it.
15:50It was brilliant.
15:51Uh, the prose was incisive.
15:54Oh, just the voice.
15:55Fresh.
15:56Distinguished.
15:57Rare.
15:58One that deserves the attention of the New York literati.
16:04I mean, that, that means the world to me, Professor Littlejohn.
16:08It's almost, it's almost Christmas and you're at my door complimenting my work.
16:11I, oh my gosh, I couldn't ask for a better gift.
16:13Okay, listen to me.
16:14Listen to me.
16:14Yes?
16:15You need to turn it into a novel right now.
16:19Now?
16:21Really?
16:22Really now.
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24Um, I guess I could get started over the break.
16:27No, you need to take next semester off.
16:29And just write.
16:30The whole semester.
16:32The whole semester.
16:33You just want to isolate and write.
16:36While it's fresh.
16:37While it's here.
16:37While Untitled on Purpose is coursing through you.
16:41Right?
16:41Yes, I feel it.
16:42Okay, so you need to isolate and write.
16:44Uh, no distractions.
16:45No internet.
16:46No novels.
16:47No magazines.
16:49No, uh...
16:49Nothing.
16:50Nothing.
16:50Right?
16:50Nothing.
16:51And just all winter long, a very, a room of one's own.
16:54Right.
16:55Wolf it.
16:55Right.
16:56Wolf it.
16:56Could you do that?
16:57Yes.
16:58Well, uh, well how's dad?
16:59My Uncle Flip.
17:00He has a cabin back in Montana that's super isolated.
17:04Oh!
17:04Walden Pond isolated.
17:05That's perfect.
17:06Right?
17:06Yes.
17:07Jackie.
17:08Yeah.
17:09This has the potential to be your...
17:12My rainbow starts with black?
17:15No.
17:16Professor Little John, it, it couldn't.
17:18Jackie.
17:19I...
17:19I should know.
17:20My goal in life is to just write one, one great novel like you.
17:27That's okay.
17:28So we're agreed.
17:30You're gonna isolate and write.
17:31Yes.
17:32All semester.
17:33All semester.
17:33You're going to Montana.
17:35Yes!
17:35Remember, no magazines, right?
17:37None.
17:37You know what I need?
17:38Uh-uh.
17:39Just turn off the internet, okay?
17:41Right.
17:41I will unplug completely.
17:43Yes!
17:44Okay, hey, Merry Christmas!
17:46Merry Christmas!
17:47Merry Christmas!
17:47To you too!
17:52Okay.
17:55That's...
17:57Right here.
18:00Oh!
18:14Terry!
18:14Thank...
18:15Christ!
18:16Okay, listen, I...
18:16Lizzie, I have ten minutes.
18:18Blindsiding me with one short story published in the New Yorker over the last two decades gets you one.
18:23And the fact that we've been friends for more than 20 years gets you another.
18:26And the other eight belong to Gilliam Flynn.
18:28He continues to publish bestsellers, which bought me a classic six off the park.
18:33I didn't write the story.
18:34It's my students' work.
18:38My ex-emotional lover.
18:41Long story.
18:42Found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine.
18:45And I...
18:45Why would I correct him?
18:47You know?
18:48He sent it in...
18:51Without my knowledge on my behalf.
18:53Because he...
18:53Long story.
18:54Adored me and...
18:56Thought I was capable of writing something great again.
18:58I'm taking a sabbatical from Wash U.
19:00I'm headed to the Grey House.
19:02Les and I are gonna renew our vows.
19:04Long story.
19:05You're invited.
19:06I know you hate him.
19:07I did too.
19:08But...
19:09He is a good dad.
19:10And I'm committed...
19:12To committing to my marriage.
19:14So...
19:14I cannot handle...
19:16This shitstorm right now.
19:18Which is sure, by the way, to tarnish your reputation as well.
19:22So if you wanna keep that classic six...
19:24Then can you please...
19:26Please...
19:27Fix this fucking mess so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised?
19:32I hate you.
19:34I know.
19:35I hate me too!
19:38Ah, you're not allowed to thank me.
19:44Oliver!
19:52Oliver!
20:06Less has been calling.
20:07I've been texting.
20:08And I have been busy.
20:09Less needs you on best behavior tonight.
20:12Hilton Smith is attending.
20:14Condescending as always, Starla.
20:16And who?
20:18Necessary.
20:18And he is a big investor.
20:20You know, I thought the cover was on the pool last year, right?
20:23You know that.
20:24Great!
20:24You already picked up the first frame to me that did.
20:26Yep.
20:27It's locked.
20:28I know.
20:30Is this another party protest?
20:31No.
20:32Hilton is here in five.
20:33Starla.
20:34Your dress is upstairs.
20:35I need you inside.
20:35Now.
20:36What dress?
20:37Less had me assess your wardrobe situation.
20:39And we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade.
20:43Insulting?
20:44And what if I hate it?
20:45Your futures are on the line.
20:48He said to me, quote,
20:50No new year, new us without new money.
20:52Unquote.
20:53So please, just move.
20:55Get out of the car.
20:57Now!
20:59Goodbye, Starla.
21:00I will have the valet physically remove you.
21:05I need a minute!
21:07One minute!
21:11We need a Hulk out front.
21:13Stat.
21:18Let's do it!
21:42Come on.
21:43Tell me what Les is working on.
21:45This is the cover of Scientific American.
21:48He tells me nothing else.
21:50Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
21:51And you never ask.
21:52Bullshit, Wendy.
21:53I have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years.
21:56All I'll say is First Rule of Fight Club.
21:59Blame.
22:00And outdated.
22:01Just like Scientific American.
22:14Vodka.
22:15Dry.
22:20Oh, thank you.
22:33Big Red has landed.
22:35Where's Lindy?
22:37I need eyes on Lady Tomato.
22:39Hilton?
22:39Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.
22:42Double negative.
22:43Big Red is not happy.
22:45I know amazing style when I see it.
22:48Oh, this is a facade.
22:50Oh, well, the facade is working.
22:53I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud.
22:58Which I probably deserve.
23:01I'm supposed to be the supportive wife.
23:06But my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.
23:09It's all I can hear.
23:11What does your husband think about that?
23:13Oh, he has no clue.
23:15He's a fraud, too.
23:16Is that so?
23:18Is that so?
23:20Welcome, everyone.
23:24Every year, I say I'm going to keep it short, and that this night is not about me.
23:28It's about the children.
23:30And tonight, I'm actually going to keep that promise.
23:33But, you know, let's be honest.
23:35It has to be about me first, because you're all here to bid on my stuff.
23:40Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.
23:46But all he really cares about is his life's work.
23:50First, himself second, our daughter third, and me last.
23:53Which I probably deserve.
23:55Well, just curious.
23:57What do you think about his life's work?
24:00And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane.
24:04My John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet.
24:08With my high school ID still inside.
24:11Huh?
24:11Where else are you going to get one of those?
24:13I can't tell you that.
24:17It's so top secret, I actually have no idea what it is.
24:20Hold on a second.
24:21My top elf is really trying to tell me something.
24:25Lady Tomato on the brand with Deep Pockets, two drinks and third on deck.
24:28You're fucking joking, aren't you fucking fired?
24:31I'll turn to my headset.
24:34But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
24:40Don't tell him I said that.
24:42Yeah.
24:43I mean, I'm already last, you know, what's after last.
24:48Not much.
24:49So, yeah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
24:53And hopefully that covers it all.
24:56Okay.
24:59Last five minutes.
25:00No, two, one, later, maybe.
25:02Done.
25:02Oh, everybody was up.
25:04Mindy, stop, stop, stop.
25:04Do you remember?
25:05No, no, no.
25:05I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.
25:10So, as a joke, last year, I put into the silent auction.
25:13As a joke, watch Almighty Les walk on water.
25:17I thought the cover was on the pool.
25:20Oh.
25:20It was not.
25:21I'm so sorry.
25:22You get it.
25:22Hilton, I'm so sorry.
25:24I just want to say I'm so sorry.
25:25Well, I pay right now to see that.
25:28Awesome Les.
25:29If you can walk on water, you got my money.
25:32Are you being serious?
25:34No.
25:35No.
25:35Oh, great.
25:36So, I can still get the money?
25:38After the conversation with your wife, I don't know.
25:44Hi, Hilton.
25:45I didn't know.
25:45Okay, Elindia.
25:46Why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?
25:50Yeah.
25:50Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:51So, um, Hilton, I don't know what she said.
25:53Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her dead last.
25:58That's out of context.
26:00Well, what kind of man are you?
26:01I know.
26:01I just, I can explain.
26:03I can explain.
26:04Oh, my God.
26:07You never explain anything.
26:09I got you.
26:10Again.
26:11Again.
26:12You suck at it.
26:14I do, I do, I do.
26:15So, just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.
26:17She closed it.
26:18Now, she's awesome.
26:21Workaholics.
26:21They changed the world.
26:23I'm a workaholic.
26:24I should know.
26:26Thank you so much.
26:27Thank you so much.
26:28I want to go to work right away.
26:29Like, fuck the holidays.
26:30Yeah.
26:31Put it on my Christmas card every year.
26:33Yeah.
26:33You really see me.
26:34We both do.
26:35Oh, it's you again.
26:36Hilton's chief scientist.
26:38Oh, the brains.
26:39And the boots.
26:40The boots.
26:41The boots on the ground.
26:42What do the boots do?
26:43The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.
26:47The boots are part of the deal.
26:50I'm all in.
26:50Are you?
26:51Awesome.
26:52Less.
26:59Fine.
27:00Just tell me.
27:01I'm melting down.
27:03Because I fucked the deal.
27:04No.
27:05I closed the deal.
27:06I closed the deal.
27:07Fantastic.
27:08No.
27:08What do you mean, no?
27:09That's so great.
27:11Oh, my God.
27:11I was so worried.
27:13No.
27:13Now, I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.
27:17His chief scientist is going to come in, and she's going to take credit for my work.
27:21And all of this will have been for nothing.
27:23I will be nothing.
27:25My legacy will be nothing.
27:26I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.
27:29You know, this was my last chance at greatness.
27:33God.
27:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, you remember Joan Ryan?
27:44Huh?
27:45Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.
27:47That's right.
27:48You were convinced that the Ph.D. board was going to pick her over you, and you were going
27:54to be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad
27:58thing, right?
27:59But what actually happened, Les?
28:03They chose me.
28:05They chose you.
28:07And where's Joan Ryan?
28:09Teaching at Berkeley.
28:12And where are you?
28:14In St. Louis.
28:16But why?
28:16Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto, and to build the Menlo
28:23Park of the Midwest.
28:24And how?
28:25How?
28:26Because I am a partner in my own company, creating the bio-agrotech that will change the
28:30world.
28:31That's right.
28:31Yeah.
28:32You're going to change the world.
28:35And you are.
28:37I've always believed that.
28:39Even when you hated me?
28:41Oh.
28:43Especially when I hated you.
28:46So what do I do?
28:48You do what you always do.
28:50You get back in the workshop, and you figure it out.
28:55That's what Les Littlejohn does.
28:58Yeah.
28:58Right?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Right.
29:01Okay.
29:02Okay.
29:05That's it.
29:07Thank you, Lydia.
29:08Thank you for being so understanding.
29:11Oh, God.
29:14So now I've got to get back in the workshop.
29:16And let's move our renewing our vows to next year.
29:19That's a fantastic idea.
29:21Les, no, I didn't.
29:21What?
29:22Huh?
29:22That's what you said, right?
29:24Huh?
29:25Did I?
29:27Yeah.
29:27Gary and Meg.
29:28Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.
29:31Let's send them something.
29:31Sign my name.
29:32No, no, no.
29:33That will be so humiliating.
29:34Don't worry.
29:34Don't worry.
29:35I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.
29:37So I'll see you when I see you.
29:39I'll be back when I'm back.
29:39And I love you.
29:41And I can't wait for New Year.
29:43New us next year.
29:44Mwah.
29:52They're...
29:55Is he...
29:56Are you fucking kidding me?
30:13Are you fucking kidding me?
30:15Lindy?
30:16Hi, Richie.
30:20I made a mistake and I'm leaving Les.
30:24Tonight.
30:25I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
30:28I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
30:30Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
30:32I'm going to go to the Grey House.
30:33And I, um...
30:35Could you...
30:35Could you come with me?
30:37Where you finished your masterpiece.
30:39I'd be honored to be invited.
30:41A gift beyond measure.
30:42I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.
30:46And...
30:46Heart emoji.
30:49Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
30:51Heart emoji bag.
30:52I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
30:56Did you love my present?
30:58The fuck?
30:59Pardon?
30:59Yeah, I...
31:01I didn't have the heart to open it.
31:05So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
31:08New year.
31:09New you.
31:10New us.
31:11Oh, is Vermont cold?
31:12I get...
31:35Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
31:41Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
31:43Abandoned ship.
31:44Lady Tomato about to burst.
31:45Hey, hey, hey.
31:47Les promised me a minute.
31:51I'll give you 20.
31:54I'll give you 20.
32:11Excuse me?
32:13I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
32:17Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
32:21I didn't sign.
32:22I'm a partner.
32:23Apparently not the important one.
32:26Oh.
32:27Well, now I'm inspired and I would like you to leave.
32:32A genius needs his space.
32:34Exactly.
32:35And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
32:38I know this is a difficult transition period.
32:41I'll give you tonight.
32:43But I will be back tomorrow.
32:47Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
32:52Fuck me.
33:02Fuck me.
33:06Fuck me.
33:08Fuck me.
33:32Nils, I don't have time.
33:37She what?
34:00You're old text me fuck you too
34:12Starla
34:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say
34:27I need to regroup
34:29Where are you going?
34:31I'm leaving you
34:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you
34:35How's that?
34:36For trying to sabotage my career?
34:38Think I don't know?
34:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?
34:42Scientific American, not TMZ
34:44I'm a hoax
34:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work
34:49You mentioned Joan
34:51I'm not a misogynist
34:52I'm not intentionally
34:54But anything, I'm an accidental misogynist
34:56And I too blame the patriarchy for that
34:58I never said misogynist
35:00Why would you do this?
35:01Why?
35:02You know why?
35:04Is it about Gary and Meg?
35:06This is about you
35:08And our marriage
35:09And breaking the promise of step three colon
35:12A grand gesture
35:13And our daughter who hates me
35:15Sucking the life out of me
35:17And my promising writing career
35:19Career?
35:20Stop!
35:21It was one book in the early aughts!
35:24This is what you did
35:25You basically
35:25You turned in a book report
35:27On your fucked up family
35:29You changed the names
35:30You added a little bit of wry sarcasm
35:32And then you called it fiction
35:33And you got lucky
35:34My rainbow starts with black
35:37No shit
35:38My book report
35:39And the subsequent Oscar nominated film
35:42It's based on
35:43Bought and paid
35:45For this extravagantly sad McMansion
35:48In this podunk red state town
35:51You forced us to move to
35:53So that you could try to be something
35:54Other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head
35:57This is the last thing I need right now
35:59Oh my
36:00I'm so sorry
36:01What is it you need right now?
36:03I need you
36:04Yeah
36:05I need your support
36:06This is my last chance
36:08You already got your prize
36:11And in case you forgot
36:13I was by your side
36:14For every fucking sentence
36:17Every book signing
36:18Every interview
36:19I held your purse
36:21I held my tongue
36:22You know
36:22I was there for the ride
36:23And it wasn't always pleasant
36:25You know
36:25The rollercoaster of insecurity
36:27And emotion
36:28Was frankly fucking exhausting
36:30I have paid that debt
36:31I have been by your side
36:33For 15 years
36:35You had flavor saver
36:38And it was insufferable
36:41Still is
36:43But I didn't get my moment
36:44In the spotlight
36:45Like you did
36:46I didn't get my prize
36:48Swing and a miss
36:50How is it my fault?
36:53How?
36:54My apologies
36:55Forgive me for being ambitious
36:57Coasting by
36:58On a one hit wonder
37:00Isn't enough for me
37:01Maybe you don't have another hit in you
37:02Huh?
37:03Maybe you're one and done
37:05Maybe your ego
37:06Just won't let you
37:07Read the room
37:08I would rather be blinded
37:09By my ego
37:10Than paralyzed by fear
37:11That's me?
37:12That's what you think of me?
37:13Yeah
37:13Because you haven't produced
37:14One goddamn sentence
37:15In 15 years
37:17What kind of magic
37:18Do you think you're suddenly
37:19Going to find
37:19In your beloved grey house?
37:20Huh?
37:21With me by your side
37:22Like an emotional support animal
37:24Encouraging you
37:25Keeping you calm
37:26Because quote
37:27I promised we'd return there one day
37:29Unquote
37:30I mean
37:30I am through
37:32Being held emotionally hostage
37:34For your creative paralysis
37:36And there it is everyone
37:39That's our show
37:41Same line every time
37:48This
37:50Is the top secret thing
37:53You've been working on?
37:54Give me that
37:54A Tonka truck
37:56Is not going to change the world
37:58Let alone agriculture
37:59As we know it
38:01You have no idea
38:01What you're talking about
38:02This is what you said
38:03To every female scientist
38:04That's ever had a better idea
38:05You know most men
38:07Overcompensate with a big truck
38:09It's nice to see yours to scale
38:17What a gentleman
38:19Oh fuck
38:21What?
38:22Oh no, Lindy
38:25What did you do?
38:28What did you do?
38:44Oh god
38:44Is she dead?
38:51Lindy
38:52Say something
38:54Are you alive?
38:57Oh
38:57You're alive
39:00Fuck you
39:02Fuck you
39:03Oh
39:04Fuck
39:20Merry Christmas
39:22I don't want to fight tonight
39:23Merry Christmas
39:27I don't want to fight tonight
39:31Merry Christmas
39:34good morning how long until you can fix me i need the truth
39:43i don't know but i'm making really good progress it's incredible
39:53moving forward everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me mom wrote something
40:00the story is viral this is a taking time bomb that is going to blow but you're gonna fix that
40:09that means the world to me richard were you at my house lindy where poor art now
40:17i was in there i was in the neighborhood
40:20so i think mom has had an emotional breakdown so hurricane lindy is tracking northeast
40:27don't say that i'm the villain
40:36oh god i've created a tiny monster
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