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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:33Carl Bardo.
00:00:34Carl Bardo.
00:00:35Carl Bardo.
00:01:04Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:01:16Dr. Gary.
00:01:17Yes, Duncan. Hi.
00:01:19So I have test results. I'm preliminary.
00:01:21You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up,
00:01:24but since you seem to be in a hurry...
00:01:25Just give it to me straight. Where am I on the spectrum?
00:01:28What's my score?
00:01:29Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:01:33Typical?
00:01:34That sounds like a slur.
00:01:36No.
00:01:37It just means that you are not neurodivergent.
00:01:40That can't be possible. I think different.
00:01:43Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
00:01:48You know, actually, according to the stats,
00:01:51as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as empathy,
00:01:56you are a highly empathetic person.
00:01:58What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic.
00:02:01No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly.
00:02:05Okay. In layman's terms, you're normal.
00:02:08No, I am sorry.
00:02:10No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
00:02:13Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
00:02:16No, no. Empathetic is just pathetic with a prefix, okay?
00:02:21I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
00:02:26And how qualified are you? Anyway, Gary?
00:02:28Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
00:02:31What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
00:02:35I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:41Fruit.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:46What the...
00:02:47Are you serious?
00:02:51Duncan, there's wildfires.
00:02:52They're not far from Napa.
00:02:56Duncan?
00:02:57Die!
00:02:58Yes!
00:02:59Die!
00:03:03Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
00:03:15Ashley, you're highly empathetic.
00:03:30You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
00:03:33If this is an emergency, call 911.
00:03:35Otherwise, leave a message.
00:03:38Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
00:03:41The legend himself.
00:03:43I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:03:46Oh, my gosh.
00:03:48All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% sake, and I
00:03:52am invincible.
00:03:54You prepare me well, Joanne.
00:03:56It is Duncan Park.
00:03:58Signing off.
00:04:02Who's that?
00:04:04Oh, um...
00:04:05That's Linus Poe.
00:04:07You know his music?
00:04:08No, the guy on the phone.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:10No one.
00:04:11Client.
00:04:13You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
00:04:17Maybe dangerous?
00:04:19No, honey, no.
00:04:20Not my clientele.
00:04:23Is it because they're rich?
00:04:25Well, because you have to be fairly stable, mentally, emotionally, to achieve financial prosperity.
00:04:33I don't think that's true, you know.
00:04:35Historically speaking.
00:04:37That was Linus Poe.
00:04:39Sadly, the Ohio Balladeer died today at 864.
00:04:42Oh, no!
00:04:45Are you okay?
00:04:46Yeah, sorry.
00:04:47It's just Linus Poe.
00:04:49He got me through high school.
00:04:50And so much.
00:04:51Damn it!
00:04:52Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
00:04:55I'm sorry.
00:04:56Dad loves him, too, so...
00:04:58I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
00:05:09I just got a spoon.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12Thanks.
00:05:17Can I...
00:05:24Carl Bardolph.
00:05:27Duncan Park.
00:05:28Hypernosis.
00:05:30Big fan.
00:05:32Super huge.
00:05:33You know, hugest.
00:05:34It's titanic.
00:05:35Uncomfortably huge.
00:05:37Mind if I sit?
00:05:43Your manifesto.
00:05:45Bardolph's law.
00:05:46That was super important to me.
00:05:49You know.
00:05:50In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
00:05:54The ultimate hockey stick.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You're on my mouth.
00:05:59Rushmore, Carl.
00:06:00Tell you that.
00:06:02But you're not stone.
00:06:03You are flesh.
00:06:04And I bet...
00:06:05I bet you're not done.
00:06:06Not even close.
00:06:11So me?
00:06:12I?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:15I co-founded Fafa.com.
00:06:18Fafa.
00:06:19You've...
00:06:19You've heard of it?
00:06:20Nope.
00:06:23F-A...
00:06:24H-F-A.com.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28It was huge.
00:06:28In 2009, early...
00:06:30But it doesn't matter.
00:06:32My latest enterprise.
00:06:34Hypernosis.
00:06:35I mean, data analytics.
00:06:37Great.
00:06:38Great algo.
00:06:39The thing is...
00:06:43Cupertino wants us.
00:06:45Yeah.
00:06:46We're in acquisition talks.
00:06:48I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
00:06:50So I'm not talking out of school.
00:06:52But I...
00:06:52I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
00:06:56I mean, you know what it's like there.
00:06:58Golden handcuffs.
00:06:59You get it.
00:07:00So I was thinking...
00:07:01If I could find a private placement investor.
00:07:05Someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar.
00:07:08And here you are.
00:07:10I mean...
00:07:12So I gotta ask.
00:07:13Like, how about us?
00:07:15And maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
00:07:19Double rainbow.
00:07:20I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
00:07:31What the fuck?
00:07:34The fuck is blue?
00:07:37Oh my god!
00:07:39Oh my god!
00:08:13This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
00:08:19So, you stabbed him?
00:08:22It was with a fork.
00:08:24He's fine.
00:08:25But I'm not.
00:08:26All that work we did wasted.
00:08:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:31Story out the window!
00:08:33Yes, okay.
00:08:33Okay, Carl.
00:08:34That's okay.
00:08:35We can discuss all of it in session.
00:08:39Right now, I have to...
00:08:41Yeah, okay.
00:08:42Boundaries, you're right.
00:08:43And just after mine were crossed, too.
00:08:45It's okay.
00:08:46Uh, how about Thursday at noon?
00:08:50You gotta believe it, Joanne.
00:08:51This guy, he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes.
00:08:56But you can't.
00:08:57Because you're not supposed to.
00:08:59I get it.
00:09:00And not your fault, Carl.
00:09:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
00:09:03Some people deserve maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive...
00:09:08I'm sorry.
00:09:09I have to take this.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Do you know where Orson is?
00:09:13Oh, Ethan.
00:09:14Yeah, he's at school.
00:09:16Well, I was worried about the fire.
00:09:18Yes, we will work through all of it in session on Thursday.
00:09:22Joanne.
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
00:09:25Well, I called his school, and he's not there.
00:09:28He's not even registered, Joanne.
00:09:29What is going on?
00:09:31He's there.
00:09:32I see him on my tracker.
00:09:34Jesus.
00:09:34I don't understand.
00:09:36Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
00:09:38But, of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
00:09:41Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions, open yourself up to the possibility that most
00:09:45things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups.
00:09:48They build up like coral reefs or dung beetle nests.
00:09:53This is for the boy.
00:09:53Dung beetle?
00:09:54I have no idea what you're talking about right now, but our son is not a dung beetle.
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I said he's not a dung beetle.
00:10:02He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
00:10:15Stabbed with pork, tetanus shot, question mark.
00:10:23Oh, God.
00:10:25Oh, God.
00:10:27Move.
00:10:27Move!
00:10:29Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
00:10:32Ointment?
00:10:33Yes.
00:10:33Ointment.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:34Duncan, what happened?
00:10:36What's it look like?
00:10:37What's it look like?
00:10:38I couldn't say.
00:10:39A rodent?
00:10:40Twin rodents?
00:10:45Hey, captain.
00:10:47Big news.
00:10:48Cabinet level.
00:10:50Come in a visit.
00:10:51We just talked to Sekva.
00:10:54Great.
00:10:54What's a Sekva?
00:10:55Uh, the secretary of the VA.
00:10:57She's going to be in town this week, so...
00:10:59Yeah.
00:11:00We've been working with your CTO, Harper.
00:11:04Turns out your Ganodon gizmo...
00:11:07I have Ganodon.
00:11:08Same tech, right?
00:11:09Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
00:11:14Huge.
00:11:15Wow.
00:11:15I mean, really a godsend.
00:11:17And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
00:11:25Lucky.
00:11:25Ointment.
00:11:26Please.
00:11:26Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
00:11:29I really would.
00:11:29But I have deals to chase.
00:11:31Deals.
00:11:33Deals that are real deals.
00:11:35Yeah, yeah.
00:11:36No, I get it.
00:11:37Government money.
00:11:38Right?
00:11:38It doesn't flow.
00:11:39But there are workarounds.
00:11:42Yeah?
00:11:42Fast tracks.
00:11:44Huh?
00:11:45And Sekfah can help with that.
00:11:47She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
00:11:52To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers,
00:11:55we're going to need to hire to get you that pile of data.
00:11:58Okay, maybe we should sort of buy everything.
00:12:00The data?
00:12:01How fast?
00:12:02Oh, fast.
00:12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04With her sign off, matter of weeks.
00:12:06Okay, thank you.
00:12:07Thank you, mother.
00:12:09Yeah?
00:12:11You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
00:12:12Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl.
00:12:14With a weird curve in her back.
00:12:15That's the only willing partner, right?
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:19Wow.
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:24Here's what I'm thinking.
00:12:28Barbecue.
00:12:30Okay.
00:12:31A Texas BBQ.
00:12:34We red, white, and blew the shit out.
00:12:36You know, a pig on a friggin' spit.
00:12:38A whole hawk.
00:12:39We put it on the roof.
00:12:41We get VIPs, a DJ, and your...
00:12:43Sekfah.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Sekfah.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:47Sure, hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract,
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant.
00:12:51There's regulations.
00:12:52I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm throwing the party.
00:12:54I'm throwing, I'm buying the pig.
00:12:55I'll take the kosher.
00:12:56Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
00:12:58Make your secretary feel like a boss.
00:13:01Lucky, get us a hog.
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03You got it.
00:13:03Great.
00:13:04Great meeting, guys.
00:13:05I'm just throwing the party, right?
00:13:07I'll get on the horn, okay?
00:13:08Get on the phone now.
00:13:09Okay.
00:13:10Having a party.
00:13:35What a douche.
00:13:40Orson Barak Stern.
00:13:47Mom.
00:13:49See?
00:13:50I told you he was here.
00:13:51What are you doing here?
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:55What were you watching?
00:13:58What were you watching, Orson?
00:14:02Naked people.
00:14:04And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off back here?
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:11Why did nobody here call me?
00:14:13He's not even enrolled.
00:14:14We can't call the mother of every child
00:14:16who isn't a student at Las Altas.
00:14:18Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed
00:14:20that for $90,000 a year...
00:14:23On scholarship.
00:14:24You could, at the very least,
00:14:26keep track of him.
00:14:27I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school
00:14:28and you asked how his day was,
00:14:31helped him with his homework...
00:14:32Okay, who are you?
00:14:33I'm the one who had to replant the succulents
00:14:35you massacred during your road rage incident?
00:14:37Well, that...
00:14:38That was an emergency.
00:14:40I am a psychologist,
00:14:41and I had a patient in crisis.
00:14:45I know it sounds harsh,
00:14:47but until we get his eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him,
00:14:51he's not our responsibility.
00:14:54He's yours.
00:14:54You know what?
00:14:55It's fine.
00:14:56We will reach out to his Baltimore school
00:14:58first thing tomorrow.
00:15:00And that means you can enroll him when?
00:15:02We're on it.
00:15:03We're on it.
00:15:04Okay.
00:15:05We're on it.
00:15:05And we will get you sorted.
00:15:10I am going to kill your father.
00:15:14Okay, Orson, let's go.
00:15:17I...
00:15:17I gotta...
00:15:19Oh, my God.
00:15:20For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:15:22No, I can't.
00:15:23I'm so tired of this.
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's...
00:15:25It's intolerable.
00:15:27Yeah, try being me!
00:15:34Oh, my God.
00:15:36Duncan.
00:15:37What are you doing?
00:15:39Looking for something to avoid scars.
00:15:41That's for wrinkles.
00:15:42Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
00:15:45I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders
00:15:47to use that pink fire retardant.
00:15:49At a cost, of course.
00:15:51Can you say retardant anymore?
00:15:53We have insurance.
00:15:54But this is our house.
00:15:55It's a house.
00:15:56We have...
00:15:58We have other houses.
00:15:59Oh, okay.
00:16:00You're just absent all sentimentality.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:03I think so.
00:16:06You remember our song at our wedding?
00:16:08You remember what that was?
00:16:09Yes, you do.
00:16:10Linus Poe.
00:16:12And what other?
00:16:12He died.
00:16:15Today.
00:16:24Are you, uh...
00:16:26Didn't even ask me what happened?
00:16:27You got stabbed with a fork.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30Yes.
00:16:30I did.
00:16:32But do you even want to know why?
00:16:35Sure they had a reason.
00:16:52What?
00:17:10What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Oh, good-bye.
00:17:32Good-bye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Just...
00:17:55I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:59You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I...
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me...
00:18:08Let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just...
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after nine, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow!
00:18:19This house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I...
00:18:22I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I did not.
00:18:30I...
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay?
00:18:35Grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me...
00:18:42Go.
00:18:42Down.
00:18:43Swingin'.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go.
00:18:46Enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know.
00:18:47Play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or...
00:18:51Wherever.
00:18:51Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah.
00:18:56Very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words...
00:18:58Behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:01I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm alright, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:49Oh, God.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57I'm trying.
00:19:58I'm trying.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Assholes.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04Are you laughing?
00:20:05You're laughing?
00:20:25You're laughing?
00:20:37I'm trying.
00:20:40I'm trying.
00:20:45I'm trying.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating and vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:20:52Oh!
00:20:54Oh!
00:20:56Oh!
00:20:58Oh!
00:21:04Oh!
00:21:05Oh!
00:21:06They are. We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell. It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:28You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon. Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out. I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing? How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh? No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great. I was thinking maybe it would be swell
00:21:53if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters
00:21:58and say how I'm a hero to heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy, helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure. Listen, Secfa is delayed.
00:22:06Okay? Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like,
00:22:12one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know. Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe,
00:22:40the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh, she's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Sequoia like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh,
00:23:14she had two events booked tonight,
00:23:16and, uh, due to the delay,
00:23:18she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and,
00:23:38you know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I mean, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would be.
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle.
00:23:53I should be, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ dipshit.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in Sektvot, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black side,
00:24:33and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:35it's called salesmanship i promise one drink and we'll go thank you
00:24:42oh look who it is the architect of my bloody government contract
00:24:49hi martin hi duncan oh nena hi forgot i invited you uh barry can you show nena out and tell
00:24:58her
00:24:58guest to go home and lock the doors thanks
00:25:15what happened oh this investor recruitment a heart now i take it yep nobody wants donkey
00:25:27not you not not your va sorry there was circumstances jesus can't go any lower it's like
00:25:38i was benched by the wheelchair basketball team the deal's not dead
00:25:47god martin's weird
00:25:51aren't we all
00:26:00with lily obsessively watching news over the fire
00:26:06yeah then she knew you were gonna be here
00:26:10if we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing
00:26:15such a waste though
00:26:18serving sentence without committing a crime
00:26:24this is where the engineers work
00:26:28messy
00:26:30if a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind what then is an empty desk a sign
00:26:35einstein very good sander hey let's go talk to him
00:26:55are you all right do you need i don't know uh water or ask if he's a
00:27:04he's experiencing acute anxiety sorry my it's uh his name is alexander he's a
00:27:16friend are you with the it was the va that's right i'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:27:25first golf i see did you kill anyone sander the hell is this did your tour of duty end during
00:27:32or
00:27:33after operation desert storm is that thing recording me it's not recording it's learning
00:27:40you're teaching him about war
00:27:44is that all right
00:27:45is that all right
00:27:46do you like to talk to him
00:27:50nah i don't like his face
00:27:53it is only those who have neither fired a shot
00:27:55nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood
00:28:00more vengeance
00:28:02more desolation
00:28:04war is hell
00:28:08general
00:28:09general sherman
00:28:10what's your name soldier
00:28:13tom
00:28:21do you want to sit down
00:28:29i'm just not doing something right
00:28:34for the life of me i i don't know what it is
00:28:40just
00:28:44you're dunking bloody fuck
00:28:46i know
00:28:48you're not perfect
00:28:50but you're impossible to ignore
00:28:55that counts for a lot
00:29:00go home
00:29:02get some rest you look a morning
00:29:04it's pronounced appealing
00:29:07both
00:29:08at the same time
00:29:12i'm gonna go find martin
00:29:14who
00:29:15martin
00:29:16i know
00:29:27it's uh
00:29:36can i help you
00:29:38hmm
00:29:39no i'm good i'm
00:29:40just conducting an experiment
00:29:44is that a therapy bot
00:29:45well
00:29:48he's whatever he wants to be
00:29:49his name is alexander
00:29:51he's agi
00:29:53bullshit that's years away
00:29:56he has his own thoughts
00:29:59his own feelings
00:30:00been raising him
00:30:01curating his intake
00:30:03with
00:30:04great care
00:30:05and affection
00:30:07martin
00:30:08can we go
00:30:14what are we looking at
00:30:17alexander just leapt forward
00:30:19in real time evolution
00:30:25my gosh
00:30:27hey
00:30:27have you seen tom
00:30:32what's happening
00:30:33your friend
00:30:35is
00:30:35the first
00:30:38real world test case
00:30:40for a
00:30:41kind of
00:30:41neuro companion
00:30:42i created
00:30:43fuck years
00:31:13people
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping when all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:31:57so
00:32:04so
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of copertino
00:32:41reached the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:49exactly
00:32:52like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom
00:32:58huge martin bravo
00:33:01i mean when was the last time we saw tech
00:33:03help
00:33:08i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:16truth be told
00:33:17truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:37please
00:33:39absolutely blew it on climate
00:33:41data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:51provably no we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:33:56huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:03you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:16i was just wondering if i should finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams
00:34:25you know
00:34:26uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no martin
00:34:32martin
00:34:33i know
00:34:36you're the creator
00:34:38and it
00:34:39could be something
00:34:40we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year
00:34:45you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and then in june of this year
00:34:51you asked
00:34:52if i modeled him on the toddler's chew toy
00:34:57you remember
00:35:03no
00:35:05i do
00:35:06i do
00:35:06i do
00:35:12i do
00:35:17i do
00:35:18i do
00:35:20i do
00:35:32no
00:35:33no
00:35:34Duncan
00:35:36Duncan
00:35:37Duncan the house is gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's
00:35:41oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53we'll build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some prune danish
00:36:17is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it
00:36:37i told you
00:36:38i told you the mud bath
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great
00:36:42great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:46oh
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:58the house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:09i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:23cashmere hoodie on the bench
00:37:25cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41since everyone wins with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you
00:37:50seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:56what
00:37:59there was a spider
00:38:22i'm gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know
00:38:33um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38i know
00:38:39oh
00:38:40sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:45oh
00:38:45yeah
00:38:45here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay
00:38:56so where do i
00:38:56in the lab
00:38:56just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01one building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03they go to lunch at 12
00:39:04past that
00:39:04we'll have to collect
00:39:05another one
00:39:05oh yeah
00:39:06and you know
00:39:06he had a lot of trouble
00:39:07getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will take the sample
00:39:13i um
00:39:14oh
00:39:15just call me
00:39:15okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out
00:39:17without my phone
00:39:18oh right
00:39:19here
00:39:20have mine
00:39:21just
00:39:22call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay
00:39:26um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's your mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:04what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:138
00:40:157
00:40:35where the hell
00:40:37is 1582
00:40:37hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:40:46where's the
00:40:46thing you two
00:41:07please
00:41:07we don't take samples
00:41:08during lunch
00:41:09oh my god
00:41:10please
00:41:11please
00:41:12i i got lost
00:41:13please
00:41:13please
00:41:18okay
00:41:20look
00:41:20i've been the rules for you
00:41:22you're gonna tell someone
00:41:23then i gotta do it for everyone
00:41:24look i
00:41:25you went to school
00:41:26to to help people
00:41:27right
00:41:28so did i
00:41:29and elbows deep
00:41:30and other people's shit
00:41:31is is not how you thought
00:41:32it would go
00:41:33i i i really
00:41:34get it
00:41:35but
00:41:36you can help me
00:41:38i
00:41:39a person
00:41:39and it's my son's excrement
00:41:41so so two people
00:41:45it's rules
00:41:49yeah
00:41:52rules
00:41:52yeah
00:42:01thank you
00:42:02thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:03thank you
00:42:04thank you
00:42:05um
00:42:07you don't have an extra mask
00:42:08do you
00:42:08it's it's
00:42:09it's nasty out there
00:42:10heaven knows me
00:42:13i walk the stream
00:42:16yes
00:42:18and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:26heaven keep me
00:42:28out through this dream
00:42:34and i can't bear it evermore
00:42:41hey bud
00:42:42little woozy
00:42:43give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down
00:42:50can't hurt if you don't remember
00:43:11yeah
00:43:14Joanne
00:43:15Mm-hmm
00:43:17Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you
00:43:22I, I lost, um, a friend
00:43:27Kind of, kind of, well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster, like, he hates me, I, I mean, I don't even know why
00:43:41Because you are a bad man
00:43:44A bad, bad, bad man
00:43:50Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you
00:43:58Not even you
00:44:01I like me
00:44:02I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her
00:44:09Arrivederci, douchey, douchey
00:44:21How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through
00:44:36Okay
00:44:38Oh my god
00:44:39You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home
00:44:43You must be serving
00:44:45Oh my god, so first, that bitchy nurse
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm
00:44:56Oh, I love ramen
00:44:59You remembered
00:45:02Dad never gets it from me
00:45:05Well
00:45:06Thanks, mom
00:45:07You're the best
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh yeah, that stuff was great
00:45:17Yeah
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride
00:45:19No refills
00:45:20How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:23Ha ha ha ha
00:45:31Oh shit
00:45:32Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit
00:45:36I, I, um
00:45:38I, I completely forgot a
00:45:40An appointment with a client today
00:45:42It's
00:45:42Goddammit
00:45:44Oh, it's okay
00:45:46No regrets
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be
00:45:53Hello?
00:45:54Yeah
00:45:55Yeah
00:45:57So fast
00:46:04No, I
00:46:05That can't be
00:46:08That
00:46:09That's not possible
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep
00:46:20No
00:46:22Thank you
00:46:23Yeah, I
00:46:24Yes, I will
00:46:24I will follow up
00:46:32That was the lab
00:46:39Say it
00:46:42Say what you did
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus' idea
00:46:52You gave me dog shit
00:46:55I'm sorry
00:46:56Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:01Why?
00:47:36What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:43I
00:47:43His name is Orson
00:47:47And I strongly advise you
00:47:49To not even talk
00:47:50About my son
00:47:51Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And, and if so
00:47:55I'm just wondering
00:47:56If you wanted Bardolph to hurt me
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I
00:48:00I was hoping
00:48:02An unproductive
00:48:03And, if necessary
00:48:04Unpleasant interaction
00:48:05Would, yes
00:48:06Lead you to see
00:48:07That this is not tenable
00:48:08You needed to see that
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much?
00:48:16You are the one
00:48:17Blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No
00:48:20No, I offered you
00:48:22A partnership
00:48:23Are you, are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You, you, you seriously
00:48:27Can't be that much of a moron
00:48:29I'm not the one
00:48:30Who did insider trading
00:48:32On a stupid commercial brokerage app
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional
00:48:36Who set up cage matches
00:48:38Between my patients
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up
00:48:41For group therapy Thunderdome
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood
00:48:44My family
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan
00:48:47And I was right
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer
00:48:49A fool like you
00:48:50You're a fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh
00:48:56Oh no
00:48:57You don't actually think
00:48:59You're a genius
00:48:59Do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery
00:49:02That's how you get
00:49:03A college roommate
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish
00:49:06The actual genius
00:49:08So, consider yourself
00:49:11Absurdly
00:49:13Unjustly
00:49:13Lucky
00:49:16I thought you're mean
00:49:18Well, I could be mean too, you know
00:49:20Okay
00:49:22Fine
00:49:22You wanna turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in
00:49:25I will lose my license
00:49:27Yes
00:49:27But then
00:49:28You know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor
00:49:32Patient
00:49:33Confidentiality
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry
00:49:41And I will gladly go down
00:49:44Just so long as I take you with me
00:49:45What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan
00:49:49The world doesn't revolve around you
00:49:52It never did
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again
00:49:55I swear to Christ
00:49:56I will shoot you dead
00:49:58Fine
00:49:58I'm on my own
00:49:59And I am
00:50:03Always was
00:50:05Always will be
00:50:08Yes
00:50:08Great, great, great
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that
00:50:13Yep
00:50:14Stay tuned
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly
00:50:51Hey
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out of the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh
00:51:02Respect my persistence
00:51:04Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee get us about, please
00:51:11Oh my God
00:51:12He's kidding
00:51:13He's kidding
00:51:14We're old friends
00:51:19You
00:51:20I
00:51:21Is that
00:51:23It's the lady's phone
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere
00:51:26Hon
00:51:27Can you just
00:51:28Turn this off?
00:51:30Come on
00:51:31You know, a couple years back
00:51:37I was, uh
00:51:38Worth a lot on paper
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl
00:51:42We, uh
00:51:43Threw this big
00:51:43Tits out
00:51:44Blow off party
00:51:45And
00:51:45I wanted Linus Bo
00:51:47To play
00:51:48So I offered him
00:51:49A million bucks
00:51:50And he said no
00:51:52So
00:51:53I went to, uh
00:51:54Two million
00:51:55To three million
00:51:56To four million
00:51:58And I thought
00:51:59This son of a bitch
00:52:00Couldn't be bought
00:52:02And before giving up
00:52:03I went
00:52:04To 4.5
00:52:05And he said yes
00:52:07And Linus Bo
00:52:08Came to my house
00:52:09My own backyard
00:52:10Played three songs
00:52:12And walked off stage
00:52:14Flash me the bird
00:52:15Double barreled
00:52:16In front of my
00:52:17Employees
00:52:18My co-founder
00:52:19My wife
00:52:20My dad
00:52:22And he screamed
00:52:23You people
00:52:24Are fucking
00:52:24Disgusting
00:52:27Heh
00:52:29Well it messed me up
00:52:32For a while
00:52:34And then I, uh
00:52:38Finally went to therapy
00:52:41Yeah
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it
00:52:44And I realized
00:52:46You know what
00:52:47He wasn't giving me
00:52:48The finger
00:52:49He was giving himself
00:52:50The finger
00:52:51Linus took the money
00:52:52And man
00:52:53That must have burnt him
00:52:54Because he never
00:52:54He never
00:52:55Made another record
00:52:57After that
00:52:57I broke him
00:53:01Most people are weak
00:53:02But not you Carl
00:53:04Not you
00:53:05No
00:53:06No
00:53:07You're not
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit
00:53:09Didn't put up with mine
00:53:11And I have scars to prove it
00:53:13And everyone knows
00:53:14You had your run-ins
00:53:15With Cupertino
00:53:16Tim
00:53:16If I sell to them
00:53:17Cupertino
00:53:18My legacy would end up
00:53:19Exactly
00:53:20Like Linus Pose
00:53:21A loser
00:53:23Who can be bought off
00:53:24It's you
00:53:26You
00:53:26Not them
00:53:27Not Cupertino
00:53:28You
00:53:29I need you
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it
00:53:347% stake
00:53:3510% below market value
00:53:37And I get
00:53:39300 million capital infusion
00:53:42Market credibility
00:53:44And someone I deeply
00:53:45Deeply admire
00:53:46Whispering sweet uncut wisdom
00:53:48Into my ear
00:53:49We're not just mining data
00:53:52Carl
00:53:53We're doing the important work
00:53:55Of profiling
00:53:56Every single human
00:53:57On the planet
00:53:58And what happens after that
00:54:00It's changed
00:54:00Changed
00:54:01Every single person
00:54:03What they want
00:54:04What they think
00:54:05What people believe
00:54:15Well you're not stabbing me
00:54:16Carl
00:54:32Yes
00:54:33Yes
00:54:34Yes
00:54:35Oh my god
00:54:56Robo tunes
00:54:58Make me a song of triumph
00:54:59In the style of Linus Poe
00:55:02And put my name in it
00:55:14The earth swung low
00:55:16The sky split in two
00:55:18But Duncan kept walking
00:55:21As great men do
00:55:23They said you can win
00:55:25And he whispered we'll see
00:55:27And the wind spoke his name
00:55:29Through the teeth of the trees
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown
00:55:34No coin or creed
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger
00:55:38And the ghost of need
00:55:40And Duncan walks forward
00:55:43The rise of a king
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming
00:55:49He's one of us
00:55:53What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard
00:55:55I never went to Hartford
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game
00:56:01So thank you
00:56:03Alvin died
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home
00:56:07Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff
00:56:09The power of noted
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people
00:56:31In episode three
00:56:32Joanne tries to be a good mom
00:56:34Oh my god
00:56:35For five minutes
00:56:36You can hold it in
00:56:37No I can't
00:56:38Orson has IBS
00:56:40He's got difficulty
00:56:42With his stomach
00:56:43It's part of the reason
00:56:44Why he doesn't want to be
00:56:45A matriculating student
00:56:47At this place
00:56:47It's really embarrassing for him
00:56:49And it's like something he
00:56:50Is really insecure about
00:56:51So there's a need
00:56:53For parental guidance here
00:56:55Orson needs to know
00:56:57That his mother
00:56:57Has his back
00:56:59And she shows that
00:57:01By sort of corralling him
00:57:03To a Stanford doctor
00:57:05You get a glimpse
00:57:06Into how he feels like
00:57:07His mom isn't there for him
00:57:08And how he feels like
00:57:09Her problems are always bigger
00:57:10Than his problems
00:57:11And like she matters more
00:57:12It doesn't exactly feel like
00:57:14A nurturing response
00:57:16To his ailments
00:57:18Samples are handled
00:57:19By the lab tech
00:57:20You better get it there
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12
00:57:23It's another instance
00:57:25Of someone's hubris
00:57:26Joanne's in this case
00:57:28I can fix this problem
00:57:29Confronting
00:57:30And colliding
00:57:31With reality
00:57:33There's a firestorm
00:57:35Going on outside
00:57:36There's wildfires
00:57:37The air is terrible
00:57:38And she's going to get
00:57:39The poop there on time
00:57:41No matter what
00:57:42And we see this
00:57:43Fantastic montage
00:57:44Of her going to the hospital
00:57:46And it's
00:57:47I think a moment
00:57:48Where we really feel
00:57:49For Joanne
00:57:50And she does this
00:57:51Little victory dance
00:57:52After she convinces
00:57:53The lab guy
00:57:54To take the stool sample
00:57:56Yes
00:57:57To me
00:57:58What she's saying
00:57:59In that moment is
00:57:59Damn it
00:58:00I'm a good mother
00:58:00You would not believe
00:58:03What I have just been through
00:58:09Do you do it with this
00:58:11Is that good enough
00:58:12Because I need blood
00:58:12On this fork
00:58:13In episode three
00:58:14Duncan goes from
00:58:16Pursuing Bardolph
00:58:17Duncan Park
00:58:18Hypernosis
00:58:19To being stabbed by him
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing
00:58:22Data analytics
00:58:23Outlaw
00:58:29And then eventually bagging him
00:58:31And it's all about
00:58:33Relentlessness
00:58:34And his teacher
00:58:36In all of this
00:58:37Is a spider
00:58:38That he finds
00:58:39And tries to kill
00:58:39Repeatedly
00:58:40In his sink
00:58:41Spider could talk
00:58:49He would say to me
00:58:49Go down swinging
00:58:51But why go down at all
00:58:52Duncan
00:58:53You're worth a lot of money
00:58:54Go enjoy your life
00:58:55I don't know
00:58:55Play pickleball
00:58:56Yeah
00:58:56Very clever
00:58:57I hear your words
00:58:58Behind your words
00:58:59There are no words
00:59:00Behind my words
00:59:01And ultimately learns
00:59:03The value
00:59:04Of you can't kill me
00:59:06And never stop coming back
00:59:08And that's what he does
00:59:10With Bardolph
00:59:10I need you
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it
00:59:15Well you're not stabbing me Carl
00:59:18In the end he wins
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects
00:59:24Of his victory there
00:59:26Is he walks out
00:59:27Into a world on fire
00:59:29Yes
00:59:30Yes
00:59:33Oh my god
00:59:35You
00:59:37You
00:59:51And I'm so sure of it
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