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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
03:17no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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03:30NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
03:31NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
03:32NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:44I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:00God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:06I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:20You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:39No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction, and, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?!
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18Ha!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:35Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:16Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less?!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:25Hey.
08:26Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm fucking down!
08:50Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04He's been away.
09:17You can refilm the ladies cup too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28No, no, no.
09:28Cause we've got plans.
09:30yep we got concrete plans how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:50there are multiple reasons you could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:57because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:05immortalized for generations to come oh quiet everybody please quiet please sorry oh it's work
10:19hey martin well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've not heard from us wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
10:46barbara can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:53peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit you didn't trust me which makes me so sad makes me so sad
11:32fuck you but yeah
11:40well i didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43what happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:51wait and legible happy birthday lindy
11:59they're so cute oh and functional happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped the mailbox
12:16never put it together you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me well i have to go so i can fix you no no no no less
12:28take me with you i'm portable you will be safer here in the dollhouse i i feel very
12:33not safe i feel very small and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen something did something else beyond the accident
12:42but i have to go to the lab so i can fix you please i do not want to be
12:47alone
12:47please i'm scared well what if i can show you
12:50that um being small isn't scary oh god i've always wondered what the world would
12:56look like if i were six inches tall not me
13:00i could show you no i i don't aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored to regular size soon
13:09i promise trust me
13:15okay
13:17this is crazy
13:20oh
13:20oh
13:21oh
13:21oh
13:21oh
13:24Oh, my God.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:44Oh, no, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:08Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up.
15:46I don't want to get up.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:50Oh, God.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up,
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah.
17:05Pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:12So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:36You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Les, you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Les said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeat, it won the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesday.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24You know, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast that I have to say.
20:42Hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have sex?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51What are you here?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59What?
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:11Okay.
21:12Okay.
21:13Okay.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:20I'm sorry.
21:20Okay.
21:21Okay.
21:21I'm sorry.
21:24Okay.
21:24Okay.
21:24Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:25Hi.
21:26Hi.
21:29Oh, now put your hands on there.
21:30Hi.
21:33Hi.
21:34Hi.
21:34Hi.
21:34Hi.
21:34Oh, Jesus.
21:36Waltz.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:43I can see the light
21:51He's trying to escape
21:56We took the arch
21:59Oh my god
22:01Oh fuck
22:03Maybe I can't be quiet
22:05I don't think you can
22:09Hey
22:14I'm not really like her though right
22:17My mother
22:18I'm not like Diane am I
22:21Does that make me Walt
22:24Seriously
22:24Seriously
22:28No fuck no
22:30No she's unbelievable
22:32And not in a good way
22:36It's gonna be okay
22:38It's only a few days
22:43Only a few days
22:51It's only a few days
22:52It's only a few days
23:22Yeah
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right
23:33Okay I'm coming in
23:34But now
23:35Now-ish
24:01Magoo
24:05Stand
24:07Stay.
24:08Stay.
24:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:20Come here.
24:23Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it, you're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:04Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard, what is it?
25:09Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right, is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Everything okay?
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
25:36She's writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:00Les.
26:03Les!
26:04Oh!
26:09That is a toy.
26:14Oh.
26:16He left me?
26:19Right, right.
26:23Why?
26:24I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's good, space colon.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:01So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:27Ugh.
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say?
27:40Exactly.
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the bobs, gone.
28:09But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really too silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:31And it says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Hey.
29:14Oh, it's, it's okay.
29:17Oh, my God, I love you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with?
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:26Bar's card.
29:27well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh just tired yeah
29:37i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's just
29:46you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52so thank you thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:25right okay
30:30oh that looks good okay
30:38oh come on
30:43okay
30:44oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:52uh guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:05volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay
31:13so
31:15so we've got popcorn but no candy
31:24oh less that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day or two at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress tensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:06thoughts complete
32:07bobs
32:09implement his thoughts
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught
32:21times e squared times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:25complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:41complete
32:42so
32:55complete
33:11Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob, the explainer.
34:09Nominal success, subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds, same as previous attempt,
34:16result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Oh, Eraser Bob, see medic, bring in Fred, clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:24We're waiting on analysis to proceed, we'll adjust based on your thoughts, we'll go
34:31again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history.
34:54Okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and
35:07including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:41Irresponsible.
35:42And deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money, it's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab, ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear, hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight for the stars and you.
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16No.
37:17It's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, it's my phone!
37:25Come here, come here, come here!
37:26What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you
38:26What is that?
38:30Oh fuck
38:36I gotta get out of here
38:50Jesus
38:52God damn it
38:55For God's sake
39:02God damn it
39:17God damn it
39:25God damn it
39:43God damn it
39:46God damn it
40:14God damn it
40:21What the...
40:23Oh, oh.
40:26Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:28Oh, God.
40:37Rookie! Hold on! I'll save you!
41:12Oh, God.
41:41Oh, God.
41:49Oh, God.
41:53Oh, God.
41:56Oh, God.
42:05Oh, God.
42:05Oh, God.
42:07Oh, God.
42:09Oh, God.
42:12Oh, God.
42:20Oh, God.
42:21Oh, God.
42:21Oh, God.
42:22Oh, God.
42:23Oh, God.
42:23Oh, God.
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