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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:17everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20Oh, please!
03:22Oh!
03:24Oh!
03:28Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:42Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:45Oh!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:07I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works!
04:29I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43Well, I hate this fucking thing.
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry.
04:56I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine.
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi.
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that, too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Wendy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh, I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I, I, I, I, but you're incredible.
05:18I mean, you're beautiful.
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I, I just, I, just like, wow.
05:36Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42Well, I should hope so.
05:45Jesus.
05:46Oh, my God.
05:46This is your job?
05:48This is how you're going to solve world hunger?
05:51You're going to make everybody tiny so, so they don't, what, eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do you, do you want me to answer that, or?
05:59Explain it to me.
06:01Well, um, it's called cellular reduction, and, um, it's the process of miniaturization
06:07and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables, and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're going to make me big again.
06:18Jesus.
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise.
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again now.
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just going to take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's going to be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No, you're not going to die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm down.
08:27Calm.
08:29Calm fucking down.
08:34Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't want to be little.
09:04He's been away.
09:16All right.
09:17You can, you can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Because we've got plans.
09:30Yep.
09:31We've got concrete plans.
09:36How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:47And...
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:54No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:57Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
10:02Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations to come.
10:09Oh.
10:09Quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh.
10:16It's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:20Hey, Martin.
10:22Well, I, you know, I was, I was going to head out of town, so.
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the, into the lab.
10:33No, I've, I've not heard from us.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of him?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:42Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me, which makes me so sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:34But, yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute.
11:53Wait.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:17You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27No, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small.
12:35And like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else.
12:41Beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.
12:48Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:15Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Huh.
13:20Oh, my.
13:24Huh.
13:31Huh.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:15Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please?
14:53Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:08Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:31Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas Monday!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:01It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:11Okay.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You were the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde.
18:09Wears pink.
18:10Goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book
18:23into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned
19:19and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:39Me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:44I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:08Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have sex?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch.
20:59Watch.
21:01Okay.
21:03Fine.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:11Go ahead.
21:12Go ahead.
21:13Go ahead.
21:17Okay.
21:19Try defending me.
21:19Okay.
21:21Okay.
21:22Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:25Okay.
21:26Okay.
21:27Okay.
21:29Okay.
21:31Okay.
21:34Oh, Jesus.
21:36Walsh.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:46Wait.
21:46I want to do it.
21:48Oh, my God.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, my God.
22:02Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14Where?
22:14I'm not really like this.
22:16I don't like her, though, right?
22:17My mother.
22:19I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously?
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:37It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43It's only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's only a few days.
23:00Okay.
23:10Let's go.
23:24yeah what what what it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:02magoo
24:05stay stay
24:11no no no no no
24:17come here
24:22oh fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:39stop stop it you're fine feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:01hey
25:07yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem upset
25:11no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come in my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried
25:23is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her name right
25:27everything okay
25:28fine good good yeah she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing
25:38that's wonderful that's wonderful richard get your butt inside i'm sorry to use profanity
25:46i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:01less
26:02less
26:04less
26:09that is a toy
26:14oh
26:15he left me
26:17right
26:19why i have to trust him
26:25i cannot spiral
26:28huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:32why not
26:34okay that's
26:36that's good space colon
26:38colon
26:41colon
26:42colonel
26:43colonel
26:44colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:49fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it i don't know what
27:12oh what have you done what have i done martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:27well
27:28it will work i mean
27:30the math says it will and math is never wrong
27:33so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly
27:39what does it was the small print say exactly
27:41it says that we have 30 days
27:43to prove that the restoration formula
27:45works
27:46uh-huh
27:47or
27:47the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52uh-huh
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:56and you go to jail
27:58to jail
27:59well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes
28:04the the tech
28:05the lab
28:06the bob's
28:06gone
28:08but but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days
28:22you can't
28:25this is
28:26actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30yes
28:30he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:35less
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:07hey i i i got you something for christmas
29:10oh
29:11i i i didn't get you anything
29:14oh
29:15it's
29:15it's okay
29:16i love you
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with
29:22you know i like shakespeare
29:24well everybody knows you like shakespeare
29:26bars guard
29:27well you talk about it a lot
29:30um
29:32you seem a little bit down
29:34no
29:35i'm um
29:35just tired
29:36yeah
29:37and i was waiting up last night for someone
29:41someone special
29:43you know
29:44and it's just
29:45you know
29:46oh merry
29:48merry christmas richard
29:49yeah
29:49thank you janet
29:51this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52so
29:52thank you
29:58thy returneth
30:00to thine grind
30:09okay
30:12buddy
30:13thank you for my way here
30:23oh
30:24right
30:27okay
30:29looks good
30:31okay
30:42okay
30:44okay
30:44oh my god
30:49oh
30:51there we go
30:51uh
30:53guide
30:58oh
30:59a classic
31:00come on
31:06volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay
31:13sex
31:15so
31:17we've got popcorn
31:20but no candy
31:25less
31:26that's just for me
31:37richard
31:37i need everyone at the top of their game today
31:39it's a big day
31:40it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day
31:43or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:06complete
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:25complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
33:12Let's make history.
33:54Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
34:49Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever.
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:50Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:56And do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you.
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come, come!
37:26What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
37:51No!
37:51No!
37:52Oh!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know what?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:49Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Jesus!
38:53God damn it, Len!
38:58For God's sake.
39:02God!
39:04Dang it!
39:12Dang it!
39:19Oh!
39:21Oh!
39:23Ah!
39:50Oh, no.
39:53Oh, no.
40:25Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:28Oh, baby.
40:37Baby! Hold on!
40:39Oh, thank you!
40:40Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:49Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
41:01Oh, my God.
41:20Oh, my God.
41:24Oh, my God.
41:25And the things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Oh, yeah
41:52You think you're gonna break up
42:06You think you're gonna break up
42:11You think you're gonna break up
42:22You think you're gonna break up
42:24You
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