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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Lindy!
03:30Oh! No!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:42Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45No!
03:46Oh!
03:48Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh!
04:00Oh!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not
04:11okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No!
04:38Too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:49Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:01God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:20You're beautiful!
05:23You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:34Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:39No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experimenter.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:45Oh my god!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Do you...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:03It's called...
06:04Cellular reduction.
06:06And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:30I can do that!
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:36Meet me in the dining room!
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18Ha!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:52Ha!
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh...
08:08I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:17Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:26Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Fucking down.
08:31Calm down!
08:34Calm down!
08:40Calm down.
08:41Calm down!
08:46Calm down.
08:48Fine, Lindsay!
08:50Who are you kidding me?
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute, I don't want to be little, he's been away, thank you, you can
09:18we can refilm the ladies cup too, she's on her way for it, she's gone back to her husband,
09:25no, they always do, not this time, no, no, no, because we've got plans, yep, we got concrete
09:32plans, how about a 10 day getaway to Vermont for two, uber romantic,
09:51there are multiple reasons she could be late, no, I know Lindy's coming, why, you may ask,
09:58because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written,
10:05immortalized for generations to come, oh, quiet everybody please, quiet please,
10:14sorry, oh, it's work, it's work, hey Martin, well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head
10:24out of town, so, no, no, no, no, no, of course, of course, I'll just, I'll head into the, into
10:30the lab, no, I've, I've not heard from us, wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold
10:38of them, yeah, oh, okay, bye, does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest, I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy,
10:54peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen,
11:04and come closer, I don't want to keep yelling,
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret, I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit, you didn't trust me, which makes me so sad, makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you, but, yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait, and legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no, no, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small, and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else, beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.
12:48Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:31Oh, my God.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:37Oh, my God.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23Can you see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing her.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no, it's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:10Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas to me.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up.
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:55Oh, my God.
15:59Hey, it's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas, so I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface. I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:03When you're ready.
17:04Uh, whore away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day. Two at the most. I'm so close.
17:25So close. Yeah. Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it's sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeat it won the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45That does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt?
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the Arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the Arch.
20:25It's like an Arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:31I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on.
21:06Come on.
21:10Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:13Come on.
21:16Come on.
21:17Come on.
21:18Come on.
21:19We're defending.
21:19I always do love.
21:22Always defend you.
21:23Come on.
21:24Come on.
21:25Oh.
21:26Shh.
21:29Oh.
21:30Now put your hand down there again.
21:33Fuck.
21:34Fuck.
21:35Oh.
21:35Jesus.
21:36Waltz.
21:37Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:00Oh.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03What?
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, um...
22:19I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, no.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:39It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52I'm sorry.
22:53This is a very...
23:10It seems to be right in your...
23:12It's a very bad way.
23:12It's really bad.
23:15I'm not going to be okay.
23:17Not in a few days.
23:18But I really can't keep you in the house.
23:19You're not going to take you in the house.
23:21It's just a few days.
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:04go stay stay
24:11no no no no no
24:19oh
24:38stop stop it you're fine
24:43feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:01hey
25:07yes richard what is it oh you seem upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come in my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh
25:25your wife lindy lindy's her name right everything okay good good yeah she's just uh keeping busy
25:33over the holidays yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy writing that's wonderful that's
25:40wonderful richard get your butt inside i'm sorry to use profanity i'm upset
25:50i'll see you later
26:01Les?
26:03Les?
26:09That is a toy.
26:14Oh.
26:16He left me?
26:19Right.
26:23I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:41Colonial.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh, what have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23What?
27:23Well, you said that you were close.
27:2530 days?
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days.
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:40It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works, or the patent
27:48on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:04The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Oh, God.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, it's, it's okay.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with?
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24well everybody knows you like shakespeare bar's card well you talk about it a lot
29:31um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh just tired yeah i was waiting up last night for
29:40someone
29:41someone special you know and it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah
29:49thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:58thy returneth to thine grind
30:11okay buddy
30:24oh right okay
30:29oh that looks good okay
30:37oh come on
30:43okay
30:44oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:53guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:06volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay sex
31:13so
31:16we've got popcorn
31:19but no candy
31:24uh less
31:26that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the
31:41day needs to be the day or two at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:04complete
32:07Bobs, implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:56Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer?
34:08Mmh.
34:09Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for two point one seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Rezult molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Oh, Š·Š°Š“ive Poop c-medic, bring in Fred.
34:22Cleanup nio everywhere.
34:24Richard.
34:25Waitin on analysis to proceed.
34:27Just based on your thoughts, we'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:36you working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today moving forward everything that
34:43happens in this lab will be authorized by me no no no no no um this is not how we
34:51work here
34:52we are making history okay that corn was regular size it's incredible as a scientist how can you
35:00not see that reports equipment results any spending whatsoever everything you use must be
35:06logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room can i explain my fiber
35:12deficiencies okay everybody everybody this is virginia vivian vivian i don't know her last name
35:17but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work and bop you don't need to worry about your
35:21oatmeal okay can we just talk about this martin you know exactly how much money this science circus
35:28is hemorrhaging i don't care about the money of course you don't you spent seven years and
35:33several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo i had to open the books well it had to be
35:40perfect what irresponsible and deeply sad dr littlejohn it's no longer your money it's hilton smith's money
35:47this is his lab now and i run hilton's lab ergo i run this lab this is unacceptable and it's
35:55ridiculous
35:55and do do something okay no we no we just me i want to talk to hilton right now well
36:04good luck
36:05reaching him he's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of guam
36:10guam guam what shut it down we'll try again tomorrow together these ladders are an osha violation
36:21uran osha violation dear hairy jesus and i hope hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of
36:31pressure 29 days not helpful not the point
36:44what have i done
36:58midnight
37:00midnight and a rendezvous
37:05Your eyes held a message tender
37:11Saying I surrender
37:14All my life
37:16It's my phone
37:18My phone
37:24Coming, coming, coming
37:26What?
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you
38:23What?
38:26What is that?
38:30Oh, fuck
38:36I gotta get out of here
38:43Oh, fuck
38:50Jesus
38:53God damn it, Luke
38:57For God's sake
39:02God damn it
39:05Oh
39:18God damn it
39:21God damn it
39:32You focused on life
39:34God damn it
39:34God damn it
39:34God damn it
39:34God damn it
39:34Gil bless you
39:35God damn it
39:52Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:13Oh, oh.
40:16Oh, God, oh, God.
40:28Oh, oh.
40:39I'll save you!
41:06The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to answer
41:17You've got a number and your hand is on the phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:51Get her happy moment
41:54Of the world
42:16Outro music
42:18You
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