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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05Shut up.
00:01:11Shut up.
00:01:24Sure.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next
00:01:49session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously
00:02:22it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar
00:02:29got too many gojis in my slurry i told you
00:02:31i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell where is my one by
00:02:35oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the
00:02:51coop is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's
00:02:57cliché but we were just talking about it no no
00:03:01thelma brain food only fish with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you
00:03:10she's okay she's not she's so cute this is what you once said about you
00:03:16yes nothing worse nothing worse really how much she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan
00:03:50hey duncan
00:03:51oh jesus nana your paparazzi now
00:03:53well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing
00:03:58concerns about your price
00:04:00no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day
00:04:04oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us are on a deadline so
00:04:09off the record in the lockbox any comment on the cupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening
00:04:18you know after your last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who
00:04:21leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is in need of uh rejuvenation
00:04:26hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:37duncan
00:04:38no one knew that you were the source
00:04:40not from me anyway
00:04:41good
00:04:42and if you want anything else about me from me
00:04:46you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no
00:04:48you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy
00:05:01hey um just to say you could hit me back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay
00:05:05man anxious
00:05:07anxious
00:05:12i want a gun
00:05:14okay but honey they said they caught the guy
00:05:17they think they did
00:05:18well ma'am if you have any additional information
00:05:21you caught a guy not the guy
00:05:24are you hungry eat something
00:05:26my child sleeps down there okay i mean what if this guy's still out there lurking
00:05:32waiting you can eat more than that see this is why your tummy hates you
00:05:36looks like he tried to break the seal with this
00:05:38that's my pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording
00:05:44wow
00:05:45look at that
00:05:47trashed i'm sorry that's just
00:05:48you know he must have come in through the waiting room
00:05:51how many times have i asked alvin to fix that lock
00:05:54i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have
00:05:56but a gun
00:05:57okay well true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well
00:06:01and we're gonna
00:06:02he's done nothing
00:06:03okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay
00:06:06no gun
00:06:07i'm not living in a home
00:06:08with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense
00:06:13you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough
00:06:20i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth
00:06:23oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar of cabals
00:06:29and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office
00:06:37i don't
00:06:38i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia
00:06:42yes the cia
00:06:43okay
00:06:44there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary i want a fucking gun
00:06:50i never get anything i want
00:06:52we still have all the old furniture from your first marriage
00:06:55yeah
00:06:56fine fine
00:06:57well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way
00:07:24like whining
00:07:25but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm
00:07:28yeah i don't know that site
00:07:30people pay 15 grand
00:07:32to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me
00:07:3615 minutes
00:07:37but
00:07:38what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceos
00:07:44or bored retired types like me
00:07:46it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a
00:07:49at a fireworks factory
00:07:51that's how bad it triggered me
00:07:53never again
00:07:55it's okay
00:07:56carl
00:07:56we we
00:07:57we all feel that way
00:07:59uh sometimes
00:08:00horrible people who have no
00:08:02uh boundaries
00:08:03no manners
00:08:04no integrity
00:08:05we we want to
00:08:06lash out
00:08:07sometimes we even fantasize about
00:08:09hurting
00:08:10yes
00:08:10yes
00:08:11amen sister
00:08:12let's hurt them
00:08:13uh um
00:08:14yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use
00:08:19um
00:08:20what about our mnemonics
00:08:23stop
00:08:23s-t-o-p
00:08:25stop
00:08:25yeah
00:08:25that thing
00:08:26yeah that's right
00:08:27uh s-stop-t
00:08:28take a step back
00:08:30oh
00:08:30yeah can i
00:08:30forgive me
00:08:31can i just
00:08:33the s of
00:08:34stop is stop
00:08:35the acronym
00:08:37is stop
00:08:38but the s of stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um
00:08:42uh that's no that's right
00:08:44um s-stop-t
00:08:45take a step back
00:08:46o
00:08:47observe
00:08:47p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:50mindfully
00:08:50it's just a a little thing
00:08:52to remember for when that
00:08:53the s of stop is for stop
00:08:55correct
00:08:55i mean
00:08:56couldn't you people pretend
00:08:58to to dress it up a little bit
00:09:00i mean
00:09:01slow down
00:09:02suspend
00:09:03something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals
00:09:06got into a room
00:09:07and landed on that
00:09:09probably high-fived each other over it
00:09:11you know
00:09:11i mean on the face of it
00:09:12if if i could stop
00:09:14i wouldn't need the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop
00:09:17i wouldn't need anger management
00:09:18i'm here
00:09:19because i can't stop
00:09:20right
00:09:20you did
00:09:21stop is only the first step
00:09:22yeah of stop
00:09:24of stop
00:09:25right
00:09:26stop
00:09:26now
00:09:27t
00:09:28okay
00:09:29take a step back
00:09:30yeah are you testing me
00:09:31because i think i may fail
00:09:33because i may
00:09:35start
00:09:35s is for start
00:09:36t
00:09:37uh throwing things
00:09:39carl
00:09:39a is for at
00:09:41uh r is for uh
00:09:43don't say it
00:09:44i'm gonna say it
00:09:45don't say it
00:09:45i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded
00:09:47okay
00:09:47and the last t is for therapist
00:09:49i am going to start
00:09:50throwing things
00:09:51at retarded
00:09:52therapists
00:09:53huh
00:09:54i said it
00:09:55okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake carl
00:09:57just just breathe
00:09:58you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen sat scores go up
00:10:0415 20 percent with the right fungal regime
00:10:07but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus
00:10:09okay
00:10:11so retest
00:10:12with the hitting and getting the right
00:10:14sure
00:10:15but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17then we're well within range for duke
00:10:19carnegie
00:10:19you know i'm quite a stamper
00:10:21that's me
00:10:22sorry
00:10:24jameson
00:10:24low-key favor
00:10:26can you try these glasses on
00:10:29wow
00:10:30right yes
00:10:31it's like worth
00:10:32a hundred iq points
00:10:34right
00:10:34yeah
00:10:35for the interview
00:10:36yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical
00:10:38with her hair
00:10:39maybe both color
00:10:40uh
00:10:42manifests
00:10:44individuality
00:10:45no
00:10:46i think she looked like a
00:10:48blue-eyed piñata
00:10:53i want the first swing
00:10:55no sweetie i'm kidding
00:10:57let's talk accommodations
00:10:58dr gary
00:11:00yes
00:11:01little preview perhaps
00:11:02yeah
00:11:02yeah
00:11:03um
00:11:04all right
00:11:04so uh
00:11:05as i said the
00:11:07full report
00:11:08promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some
00:11:11salient headlines
00:11:13mm-hmm
00:11:14um the non-verbal abstract processing
00:11:16average
00:11:16um but jameson
00:11:18does uh meet
00:11:19the qualifying diagnostic
00:11:21criteria
00:11:22for adhd
00:11:23but only just
00:11:24so double time
00:11:26does she
00:11:27get double
00:11:28if you'd like
00:11:29a significant number of applicants
00:11:30will have 200
00:11:31right
00:11:31okay i don't need it
00:11:33i'm not sped
00:11:34duncan
00:11:35remy
00:11:36you remember remy our admissions consultant
00:11:38remy will you tell him what you're thinking
00:11:39read the um
00:11:40endowments
00:11:41oh
00:11:41three or four million
00:11:42to the endowment fund
00:11:44uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45run
00:11:46unless we're talking a new library
00:11:49isn't strategic generosity a bit
00:11:51shameless
00:11:52this is all such bullshit
00:11:53jamie
00:11:54oh
00:11:54she's upset about being
00:11:55for a divergent
00:11:56i'm not
00:11:57i'm not
00:12:26looking in right dr gary
00:12:28that's right
00:12:29that's uh
00:12:31really
00:12:33interesting perspective on that
00:12:34um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum
00:12:38well why was she
00:12:39no
00:12:42what
00:12:42no why would she
00:12:43that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke
00:12:45uh
00:12:45that's called the cognitive overload folks
00:12:47joanne is my wife joanne was texting
00:12:49and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right
00:12:54yeah
00:12:54what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:12:59uh
00:13:01no
00:13:03glad to see your phone's working
00:13:05uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy
00:13:09should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady
00:13:19you can't cancel on me
00:13:20you do not get to do that
00:13:22hello
00:13:24hey
00:13:24can i
00:13:26yeah
00:13:26listen uh
00:13:27just to apologize
00:13:29it was
00:13:29it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a patient in front of others
00:13:34it was
00:13:34a violation
00:13:35transgression
00:13:36crime
00:13:37no
00:13:38not a crime
00:13:39actually
00:13:40but she never mentioned your diagnosis to me
00:13:42ever
00:13:43i've never been diagnosed
00:13:46it's
00:13:47i'm sorry
00:13:48we were having
00:13:49quite an anxious morning
00:13:50that's joanne
00:13:51actually uh
00:13:52i
00:13:52keep meaning to get tested
00:13:54but
00:13:56um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house
00:14:05oh great
00:14:06what do you do now
00:14:07it's labor day gary
00:14:08you want to labor
00:14:09uh
00:14:11sure
00:14:11yeah
00:14:12today
00:14:13sure
00:14:14yeah
00:14:14great
00:14:15you need the internet
00:14:15no
00:14:16no
00:14:16great
00:14:17old school
00:14:17good
00:14:18not here
00:14:19not here
00:14:19i know a great place
00:14:21no one will bother us even if they wanted to
00:14:24okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:25yeah
00:14:29okay
00:14:29so
00:14:30microphones
00:14:31same as ed
00:14:33ducks
00:14:33you
00:14:34know
00:14:34where it's warm
00:14:36for a bright
00:14:37yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions
00:14:40and chairs
00:14:41and
00:14:41i can't
00:14:42and i'll see you
00:14:42and i'll see you
00:14:43all that
00:14:43even your closet
00:14:44can be
00:14:45tiny
00:14:45hiding places
00:14:46for cameras
00:14:47as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people
00:14:52your art
00:14:53your paintings
00:14:54and that pattern
00:14:56hiding
00:14:56is really freaking right
00:14:57and remember
00:14:59it's only the paranoia
00:15:01in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:16i'll see you
00:15:18in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:18in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:43what's wrong gary
00:15:44you're looking a little green
00:15:46no no no
00:15:46you're one of those guys who really likes to drive
00:15:48i wasn't driving
00:15:49it's a self-driving car
00:15:51i mean
00:15:51who knows how to drive better than a car
00:15:54right
00:15:54right
00:15:54yeah
00:15:55yeah
00:15:55you're not a risk guy gary
00:15:57huh
00:15:58huh
00:15:58sure
00:15:59let me ask you
00:16:00how are you with your investments
00:16:01you like you like to get freaky with the down
00:16:03oh you know
00:16:03investing is like
00:16:06joanne's department mostly
00:16:07is it
00:16:08yeah
00:16:09oh
00:16:09lily never shuts up about my portfolio
00:16:12joanne must keep you abreast right
00:16:14uh not so much
00:16:15it's like
00:16:15i do more thermostats
00:16:17oil changes
00:16:18yeah
00:16:19good
00:16:20that structure
00:16:20i think you want to go
00:16:21right
00:16:23home
00:16:23sweet home
00:16:26everyone has a smart house right
00:16:29this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house
00:16:32that's a faraday cage
00:16:33blocks all cellular
00:16:36here give me yours
00:16:38oh no i need to have this right now
00:16:39if that's okay
00:16:40but
00:16:40no cell phones inside
00:16:43yeah
00:16:44sure
00:16:45great
00:16:45could use a break
00:16:46good
00:16:46great
00:16:48yep
00:16:49yep
00:16:49the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk
00:16:52the fridge won't tell you
00:16:54your phone won't suggest you breathe in
00:16:56i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg
00:16:58you're shit out of luck
00:16:59yeah
00:17:00i suppose
00:17:01let's find out how weird i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature
00:17:19always sometimes rarely never
00:17:23like when i touch things
00:17:27always
00:17:27sometimes
00:17:28rarely
00:17:29never
00:17:30maybe with
00:17:31like fruit
00:17:32wet fruit
00:17:32you know like a melon rind
00:17:34so
00:17:36rarely
00:17:36i fear flowers with thorns
00:17:39always
00:17:40sometimes
00:17:41rarely
00:17:42never
00:17:43never
00:17:44i don't know
00:17:46wait
00:17:46should i
00:17:47rarely
00:17:49you
00:17:49rarely
00:17:50i feel judged by my clothes
00:17:53always
00:17:54sometimes
00:17:55rarely
00:17:56never
00:18:01sometimes
00:18:02sometimes
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:15i have difficulty waiting my turn
00:18:17always
00:18:18sometimes
00:18:19rarely
00:18:21always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:35i
00:18:37did you lock the door
00:18:40okay
00:18:41i have
00:18:42all my passwords
00:18:44saved here
00:18:46somewhere
00:18:47um
00:18:48on a thumb drive
00:18:49and i
00:18:50i
00:18:50i need to change all of them
00:18:53okay um
00:18:54uh hey
00:18:55what if you just
00:18:56uh give me the computer password
00:18:58then i can
00:18:59change them all
00:19:02aren't you smart
00:19:04okay um
00:19:04it's your name and your birthday
00:19:15uh did you do the capital o
00:19:17i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date
00:19:24well it's my birthday
00:19:25no it's not
00:19:27it
00:19:27it totally is
00:19:29it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's
00:19:31it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:43halloumi
00:19:52it's halloumi's birthday
00:19:54halloumi
00:19:56yeah
00:19:57our
00:19:57she was your dad's
00:19:58actually
00:19:59um
00:20:00uh
00:20:00halloumi
00:20:00wiener dog
00:20:02we scattered our ashes
00:20:03at the beach
00:20:05that
00:20:06that trip
00:20:06that we took to
00:20:07knotsbury farm
00:20:08you remember
00:20:10yes you do
00:20:11you loved it
00:20:12there was that um
00:20:14that mine ride
00:20:15with the animatronic
00:20:16chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat
00:20:19i got you
00:20:21well i didn't go there for me
00:20:22orson jesus
00:20:23you think i had a good time
00:20:24at knotsbury farm
00:20:29um
00:20:30why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead
00:20:33yeah
00:20:34good idea
00:20:40um
00:20:40like this
00:20:41um
00:20:42right over here
00:20:44this
00:20:45yeah
00:20:46yeah
00:20:47thank you
00:20:48thank you
00:20:57can you hear that
00:20:59listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves
00:21:05yeah it's
00:21:07it's a beautiful house
00:21:09duncan
00:21:10it was hamish's
00:21:13my business partner
00:21:15college roommate
00:21:16he loved it here
00:21:19we co-founded
00:21:20fa-fa
00:21:21you remember
00:21:22fa-fa
00:21:22yeah uh yeah
00:21:23uh buddy of mine
00:21:25met his first wife
00:21:26on fa-fa
00:21:27and i
00:21:27bought a subaru
00:21:29on fa-fa
00:21:30it was actually
00:21:30my second subaru
00:21:31got that on fa-fa
00:21:32nice
00:21:33nice
00:21:34okay so
00:21:35i really gotta get back
00:21:36so can you run me
00:21:37yes
00:21:37you remember hamish
00:21:39hamish was a genius
00:21:41inept
00:21:42but
00:21:42you know
00:21:43he couldn't
00:21:44okay
00:21:45he couldn't look people in the eye
00:21:47he couldn't
00:21:48he couldn't talk to people
00:21:49i talked
00:21:51for him
00:21:57dude had a horrible stutter
00:22:00yeah i would
00:22:01steal his
00:22:03uh
00:22:04his shoes
00:22:05his medication
00:22:06you know that kind of thing
00:22:07and uh
00:22:08he'd go
00:22:09fa-fa-fuck you duncan
00:22:11and that's how he came up
00:22:13with the name fa-fa
00:22:14how
00:22:16he hanged himself
00:22:18oh
00:22:19right above where you're standing
00:22:20actually
00:22:21oh
00:22:21fuck
00:22:22you still make out
00:22:23where he uh
00:22:24carved his goodbye
00:22:26sorry
00:22:31should have been
00:22:32you're welcome
00:22:33right
00:22:33you're welcome
00:22:34he gave me
00:22:35this house
00:22:36gave me everything
00:22:37and a chance to do it
00:22:38on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how
00:22:46i bought
00:22:47hypergnosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne
00:22:55back then
00:22:57let's go
00:22:58okay
00:22:58okay
00:23:02joanne deserves
00:23:03so much more
00:23:04and i'm not talking
00:23:05about you
00:23:06i'm
00:23:06i'm sure you
00:23:07keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm
00:23:11i'm
00:23:11i mean financially
00:23:14we're doing all right
00:23:15duncan i
00:23:15appreciate your concern
00:23:17you can call yourself a car
00:23:18right
00:23:19i'm gonna hang back
00:23:20and meditate
00:23:21if you just go up the hill
00:23:22you'll eventually
00:23:24get service
00:23:24okay
00:23:25wait up
00:23:26up the
00:23:26this
00:23:39okay
00:23:40what was joanne texting gary about
00:23:42uh
00:23:42well
00:23:43was it about me
00:23:44it was wasn't it
00:23:45it was about me
00:23:46no uh no it's not
00:23:47it's um
00:23:48okay what is she uh
00:23:49she wants uh
00:23:50she wants a gun
00:23:51a gun
00:23:57a gun
00:23:59yes
00:24:11good morning
00:24:13good morning
00:24:14good morning
00:24:15good morning girl
00:24:27morning dr webb
00:24:30uh wondering
00:24:31what's that
00:24:33that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who put herself in a cal trains path
00:24:40take it down bell
00:24:41take it down bell or else they will all want one
00:24:50you know what they're gonna say
00:24:54cleptown
00:24:55pyro
00:24:56psycho
00:24:59i'll probably make a lot of it to smile if i unalive myself
00:25:03i'm just having too much fun you know
00:25:13what's that
00:25:14what's that
00:25:15you got no wisdom to share
00:25:19speak up
00:25:20it's embarrassing
00:25:37it's embarrassing
00:25:52are you nervous
00:25:54don't be
00:25:54you're gonna be great
00:25:55not great
00:25:56you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations
00:25:59reasonable
00:26:00here i say this in my clients
00:26:02you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um
00:26:03he tried to fly
00:26:04uh too close to the sun
00:26:06but his wings melted
00:26:07and so he fell down to earth
00:26:09and died
00:26:10but if icarus flew too low
00:26:11he'd drown
00:26:13the middle
00:26:15that
00:26:15is where you want to be
00:26:16yep
00:26:17not drowning
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20but hey
00:26:21you're flying
00:26:23that's cool
00:26:23okay
00:26:24thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much
00:26:28if you have no idea
00:26:43thank you
00:26:46hey how's it going
00:26:47uh you have a room
00:26:48hi
00:26:50uh name and great
00:26:52orson stern
00:26:53ninth christ
00:26:59i'm new
00:27:00so
00:27:03uh
00:27:03dr webb
00:27:05uh
00:27:06this young man
00:27:07is in the system
00:27:08but
00:27:10hon
00:27:11it looks like
00:27:12your transcript
00:27:13from your last school
00:27:14never arrived
00:27:16we can't onboard you
00:27:18until we get it
00:27:19my dad was supposed
00:27:20to do that
00:27:21oh
00:27:22can you give him a call
00:27:25here
00:27:47um
00:27:48he didn't
00:27:49he didn't answer
00:27:50why don't you
00:27:51go wait in the dining hall
00:27:52someone will come
00:27:54by you
00:27:54hi
00:27:56i'm okay
00:28:20i'm okay
00:28:38have a good day
00:28:39yeah bye bye
00:28:41um
00:28:42hey
00:28:43uh
00:28:43we should talk
00:28:45there's nothing to talk about
00:28:46nothing to talk
00:28:47that's
00:28:47that's emotional distortion
00:28:49and if deliberate
00:28:50and if deliberate
00:28:51why cruel
00:28:53duncan
00:28:53i am not
00:28:54doing this
00:28:55here
00:28:56it's fine
00:28:56that's fine
00:28:57follow me
00:28:57uh
00:28:58we'll talk
00:28:58no
00:28:59fine
00:29:00um
00:29:01when you were
00:29:02insider trading
00:29:03off your patients
00:29:04i'm sorry
00:29:05i'm sorry
00:29:05your clients
00:29:06when you were
00:29:06insider trading
00:29:07off your clients
00:29:08most private
00:29:09and confidential
00:29:10confidences
00:29:10given to you
00:29:11in strict confidence
00:29:13according to
00:29:14the rules
00:29:14of therapy
00:29:15international
00:29:16i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:26oh my god
00:29:30oh my god
00:29:59i'm sorry
00:30:01i'm sorry
00:30:02i'm sorry
00:30:02i'm sorry
00:30:02i'm sorry
00:30:02i'm sorry
00:30:02i'm sorry
00:31:04Oh dear.
00:31:06Have a seat.
00:31:08The sticky part is, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:13But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home.
00:31:18The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29The name?
00:31:32Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54No.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
00:32:21Like, give it back?
00:32:22Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses.
00:32:35Only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39I can't be making money off my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like, for psychologists.
00:32:59Just...
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clear image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:39What?
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Well, there's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no, did.
00:34:09No, did.
00:34:10Like, hypnosis?
00:34:11Hypnosis, like, G-O-N.
00:34:12Odin.
00:34:12No, no, G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting off.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting, and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow, wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate?
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The Eye of Odin.
00:35:08I am Odin.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:35:42The secret to success. Take something people already do for free and charge them for it. Now, you've got a
00:35:49business. I'm the founder of Brainly. What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ. Come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life. That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers, not
00:36:06names. No more Mondays, no more Sundays, just pure flow. What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know about that,
00:38:12too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Yonushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:41I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:09You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:37Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Wow!
00:39:56Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:07Offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin, extra carbon for my friends
00:40:35here.
00:40:35And now we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20Should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:36Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Tess, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander.
00:43:15Trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:18He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend
00:43:22who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today
00:43:35without incident.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:23Hey.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out.
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary.
00:45:30No, Gary.
00:45:30Gary.
00:45:31Gary.
00:45:33He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:35Just.
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:43I.
00:45:44I.
00:45:45Okay.
00:45:45Duncan.
00:45:46You.
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I.
00:45:52I'm.
00:45:52I'm going to call the police.
00:45:54No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:55And I'm.
00:45:55And I'm.
00:45:56And I'm going to call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana.
00:46:01Do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing.
00:46:29It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:37Ugh.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I.
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that.
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:49I'm sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli finger-banged you at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:30All I need is just
00:48:32one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone.
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course,
00:48:41someone who's going to...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:47Five, four, one.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:58Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:08Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:36Always.
00:49:38Always.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:50:06Wow, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey, you all right?
00:50:16Gary, I have to...
00:50:23tell you something.
00:50:26So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:53You, you, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary, you have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Yeah, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients, and I asked him, how, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, he, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor, it doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway, here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:46And I wish I could give you a better.
00:52:52Anyway, here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:17I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim, Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50There's Thelma.
00:53:51Since I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:55:04Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:17With the guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin, think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37Pippin, days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect place.
00:55:47And the angels of the morning are calling out today.
00:55:55Hey, Dad.
00:55:58Pippin, think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:05I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:27What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism, where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed, mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapist.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things and retarded therapist.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners, and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:24Yeah, it's just a funny movie.
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