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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28right
00:06:55Almost finished.
00:06:57He done soon.
00:07:01You know what that is?
00:07:03That's tungsten.
00:07:04Aerospace grade.
00:07:05Heaviest element in the universe.
00:07:07This one's four inches cubed, but weighs 43 pounds.
00:07:11The crypto bros are super into them.
00:07:13You know why?
00:07:16It's not...
00:07:17It's not virtual.
00:07:20It's real.
00:07:22It's the realness.
00:07:25Here you go.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34You're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56Early.
00:07:57No, damn it.
00:07:58We're late.
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport, it's fine.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:14Well, I don't know.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:18You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:21Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:24Honey?
00:08:25Hi.
00:08:25What lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
00:08:29Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you...
00:08:37I...
00:08:37Sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price,
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment,
00:08:46and I say I will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
00:08:54I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding, all dong.
00:08:58Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04For market manipulation, I mean,
00:09:05won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation,
00:09:16a smidgen of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son,
00:09:22and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29Goodbye, Duncan.
00:09:29No, no, goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary?
00:09:32Oh my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:39Fuck!
00:09:40God!
00:09:59You are gonna love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive, but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford,
00:10:09including Pali.
00:10:16You familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well, but your tuition's normally 90 grand,
00:10:27and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using.
00:10:32So, you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And, as it turns out, your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:39So, I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Okay, can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:57He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa, hey, Orson.
00:11:01We don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03We just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen?
00:11:12Living room?
00:11:14You remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually, we have moved things around a little since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now.
00:11:21And, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:24Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them, just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people.
00:11:31Just, you know, sad.
00:11:33Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time, the ceiling has termite damage.
00:11:40And then the garage apartment flooded don't even get me started.
00:11:44But the bedroom down here is all fixed up.
00:11:48So, whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia, did you see that I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:56Yes, I know.
00:11:58But I got him sheets.
00:11:59Special.
00:12:07Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:13It's so nice to have you home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander.
00:12:17Just try mirroring.
00:12:20So, if they smile...
00:12:23If they smile...
00:12:25Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:28It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it.
00:12:35Here.
00:12:36Hold.
00:12:37And let it fade.
00:12:38Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin!
00:12:41Are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:45Oh.
00:12:47Shit.
00:12:48Shit.
00:12:49Chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you all right?
00:13:01I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:14:04You look splendid.
00:14:06I'm very handsome.
00:14:08I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me that would never talk to me.
00:14:11Xander said I look frank.
00:14:12Do you think style advice from a widget or me?
00:14:15Your choice.
00:14:17Don't say widget.
00:14:23So, the Guangzhou factory.
00:14:26It's endless.
00:14:27It's 15 hours ahead too, so I might have to pop out midway tonight.
00:14:34Forgive me.
00:14:50Come and be a winner.
00:14:56Come and be a winner.
00:15:03Be a winner.
00:15:06So winner.
00:15:08Be a winner now.
00:15:15Come and be a winner.
00:15:24I'm a puddle.
00:15:26That's it, Duncan.
00:15:28I'm a puddle.
00:15:36he's in a very sensitive place right now i'm a pilot what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming he begged me to come dad dad you don't be mad yeah um i'll
00:15:55go
00:15:57speak to dad oh my god what do you wish to say to him
00:16:09i'm rich that's great
00:16:12dad dad help me
00:16:23stay rich
00:16:39hope no one's looking out the window
00:16:46all right go on get in sheet great we're going into the world's most profitable company reeking
00:16:53that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli
00:17:09you good yeah yeah fine
00:17:15you must be the gentleman from the va yeah that's right just here thank you
00:17:21we used to run the world jeffrey now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it
00:17:27good grief oh shit roughage
00:17:33generalissimo general don vorhees jeffrey hart
00:17:36hi nice man what are you doing here uh it's time to solve the backlog at the va well
00:17:43prepare to die with your boots on boys well about to meet with tim just met with tim
00:17:49dod arranged a conference in partnership with cupertino technology of defense
00:17:55because millionaire jagovs love these things
00:17:57yeah nice nice hey you know tell me to get lost but uh what if i spoke about our initiative
00:18:06at your
00:18:06conference and make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes
00:18:10maybe major marsha maybe we'll let you know okay
00:18:21maybe
00:18:23guy fired me 10 years ago
00:18:26prick
00:18:33god damn it
00:18:34hi hi hi i'm anushka batachera director of ethical innovation tim kwan corp dev jeffrey
00:18:41hart assistant to the deputy undersecretary uh tom ruffage deputy undersecretary veterans affairs
00:18:47all right oh just here yeah oh yeah sure okay but uh will the other tim be joining
00:18:59big tim only shows up when the contours are delimited uh-huh so uh you guys got a traffic jam
00:19:07needs clearing yeah we do indeed tim big tim he likes things super direct
00:19:15uncluttered right so straightforwardly what's the quamp been for us
00:19:24i'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means
00:19:29quant ben is quantifiable benefits got it yeah well i mean uh i don't know uh you're here
00:19:41you live here and you and me and jeffrey and anushka and big tim we're all here there are men
00:19:49and women who fought for us to be here and live like this you know free to make a business
00:19:58to speak
00:19:59our minds to make ungodly sums of money but for the men and the women who actually put themselves
00:20:09on the front lines to defend the socioeconomic system in which you and your company thrive i mean
00:20:16they're not even asking you for a favor in fact they want to pay you a quarter of a billion
00:20:24dollars
00:20:26it's for your help
00:20:30so us helping you do the work is kind of like i don't know um france helping your mother set
00:20:39up
00:20:39her printer you know in france but with like much much much more money than france
00:20:47yeah oh you guys get it oh yeah okay yeah we of course recognize the sacrifice of your
00:20:56your people your people they're struggling and we
00:21:03we feel that oh you feel it uh we feel it guys we feel it thank you thank you uh
00:21:11-huh must be really
00:21:12feeling it yeah well thank you anushka this has been um what's the opposite of uplifting uh
00:21:21demoralizing yeah demo i bet in these parts come on jeffrey we got other meetings
00:21:36our eleven o'clock has to postpone till next week
00:21:41uh it's major marsha boris says you're welcome
00:21:48you're speaking at the conference no
00:21:51dod will cover a junior suite at the elysium if we're all right with sharing
00:21:55you just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you
00:21:58you okay with sharing a suite i'll take the couch
00:22:01no no i've been a full-time pain in the ass you deserve it damn the elysium is the shit
00:22:08i thought that god never forgive me why what'd you do to get fired
00:22:13doesn't matter now booyah
00:22:29hello honey we can hear you no bassoon during office hours
00:22:36very sorry about that carl it's fine no no no it's not this is this is your time
00:22:43well might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes or whatever the hell that was
00:22:50lord knows i was just gonna complain anyway and who wants to hear me complain boo-hoo poor old rich
00:22:54fart we all deserve to complain not the richie's people act like we took something as if we didn't
00:23:05build everything they touch and we didn't build it to be worshipped we built it to work and it does
00:23:11work but where's our parade all i see are pitchforks and ingratitude and i gotta be honest with you
00:23:19it's starting to make me maybe a little mental would you like to starfish no
00:23:27okay yeah thank you
00:23:34great
00:23:36i'm backsliding joanne
00:23:39this shit hill came up to me at milltown my heart the one place that i could
00:23:45go to in public when that would bother speak and right before i get ready to bite into my t
00:23:51-bone
00:23:52this stivilling shit stick sits sits at my table
00:23:59and he's like oh mr bardoff you're such an inspiration
00:24:03of course he brings up bardoff's law
00:24:05he was admiring you doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good to see your legacy in action
00:24:12what i thought was something i wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fax machines
00:24:17profits will continue to grow forever right
00:24:19infinite growth yes the logic of the cancer cell
00:24:23if i could have just reached out and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit
00:24:31licker's trachea until it buckled and his eyes popped
00:24:34that would have been a legacy
00:24:38but i didn't
00:24:41i didn't
00:24:42okay zeus
00:24:45go get it
00:24:48zeus
00:24:48come on buddy
00:24:50gotta get it
00:24:58sorry
00:25:00i'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy
00:25:07trying to teach you some new tricks huh
00:25:10a little late for that don't you think
00:25:13tricks are for kids
00:25:19one day you're
00:25:21you're chasing squirrels
00:25:22and then the next you're shitting yourself on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:33sorry
00:25:35sorry
00:25:37like
00:25:38okay
00:25:40good
00:25:42uh
00:26:22Stop.
00:26:23Stop.
00:26:24Hey.
00:26:25Hey.
00:26:29That was my story.
00:26:39you you had a game that was the game or was it a match we lost that's how we learn
00:26:44yeah okay
00:26:48love you oh look who's alive yes i am alive anton came over for a session last night right and
00:27:02it was expansive you really ought to try it the puke juice no thank you i had a
00:27:11snag at work a little bit more than a snag but lily my dad came to me in a vision
00:27:17and showed me a path
00:27:19forward right guess arrive at one duncan yes the reception for beatrice the new headmaster at your
00:27:29daughter's school i think maybe a shower is in order okay oh um and with regards to our arrangement
00:27:40and in keeping with what we discussed i did meet someone in napa at the map baths a danish cfo
00:27:50of course we use protection fun guy you'd like him oh oh i know andushka was here last night
00:28:03so that's back on you were supposed to tell me no no no she
00:28:10that's all in the past that she was here as a friend uh right danish ceo dfo okay brush your
00:28:18teeth
00:28:19okay your breath stinks yeah
00:28:27oh rodrigo you're fired good one no you're fired you told lily anushka was here last night what
00:28:33no i didn't yes you did lucky yeah so that dragon tattoo chick i need that algo she did on
00:28:40that guy
00:28:40that was doing that thing that one time no no it's not illegal just frowned upon okay hold on yep
00:28:49lucky are you still there yeah i'm here okay listen to me it was napa valley 29th and the mud
00:28:55baths
00:28:55danish cfo like you know birdie birdie birdie birdie get me that uh code monkey with the pink hair
00:29:01the none of the above with the door knocker in her nose sorry their nose just get her
00:29:05on it duncan
00:29:10oh hey uh kip get up what is this get out from behind my desk with him did anyone see
00:29:16you sitting
00:29:16there i don't think so how's progress uh the uh gentleman from the napa mud baths is now in
00:29:22copenhagen okay get him what's the problem in europe this is against this is america we have our own
00:29:28rules here i mean we play football with a football okay um this algo is an ai powered
00:29:35threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy i know i've seen it and i find its scope
00:29:39annoyingly narrow it synthesizes socials biometrics financials your current algo is just a data
00:29:46aggregator that can account for orphaned info sets which is fine for your corporate clients but not
00:29:52performant under data rich scenarios so this is i mean it can capture someone's entire digital
00:30:00footprint in a heartbeat now you're making my heartbeat its scope is basically god's eye good
00:30:08super scoping then but in the wrong hands it could you whose hands are you talking about my hands
00:30:16um listen you make a wrench right and i buy that wrench right if i fix a leak or break
00:30:24someone's
00:30:24kneecap with it it's not up to the wrench girl but my algo isn't intended no my algo
00:30:29mine you work here you developed it here it is mine or do you want me to slap you with
00:30:35the lawsuit
00:30:37if you did that i would quit obviously and then one of your other employees would need to
00:30:42be capable of supervising which they're not lucky can you give us the room
00:30:54i told you to fix the door sorry um mr park there are rules rules are designed to keep morons
00:31:02in line
00:31:02are you a moron no you aren't and think about it okay what if this algo ends up protecting evildoers
00:31:09when it should be exposing them hmm who's gonna who's gonna make that call you every time
00:31:18yeah how about we develop this hmm all right i'll give you the resources you need don't you want to
00:31:25see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky isn't that why you came to the valley yeah
00:31:32okay so how godlike is this omniscience semi-deity omniscience what's that we're about to find out
00:31:48here here spoof it from this number
00:31:57i was just thinking about your youngs hello hi say hi there hang on
00:32:08that was press releases personal calendars text chains posts search engine requests shopping
00:32:14that's a big boat that's really he's handsome yeah no how much does he make
00:32:26fuck okay he got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid i did too
00:32:32he likes sweet beer herring anal okay do you want more of the sex stuff because i can tweak it
00:32:39no no no
00:32:39it's okay this is um this is a thing
00:33:00good work
00:33:07hey i don't know your name what is it harper harper hi um i can count on your complete
00:33:13discretion with this right what do you want um i i want to get you something i what do you
00:33:20need
00:33:20what do you need anything an office of my own
00:33:37oh
00:33:43jameson hey kiddo what are you up to these days soccer tournament stalker tournament that sounds
00:33:51soccer soccer i prefer skiing but they have wealth connotations uh soccer's more relatable hey tessie's
00:33:59it's here somewhere you two should get together when's the last time you guys had a sleepover
00:34:05not since like seventh grade okay can you just hold
00:34:11that face i'm building an intelligent entity more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens
00:34:17based on personal data ecosystems but it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine look of
00:34:23bothersomeness thanks jamie okay just a second sweetie sweetie next bite of the lemon square tastes
00:34:33exactly like the first yeah i don't know how many of those she's eating you try you try i mean
00:34:43it's
00:34:43it's really hard it's really hard being a mom
00:35:06honey swim first then eat just so you don't have any digestion issues in the park
00:35:11cough setters pool can we talk please our next session in the office i'd rather do it now duncan
00:35:21and circumstances don't always align with our wishes
00:35:42your parents gave you a smartphone uh yeah yours don't smarts are worse than hard drugs twice as
00:35:50addictive doesn't every parent here like work on tech stuff arms dealers don't give their kids landmines
00:35:58so
00:35:59i
00:35:59i
00:36:08Oh, my God.
00:36:39Oh, my God.
00:36:59Triple crown.
00:37:00Aw, poor Tessie.
00:37:03Stealing the flag off the flagpole.
00:37:05Turning the exit signs into no exit signs.
00:37:08So deep.
00:37:10Or just another cry for help.
00:37:13You found me out, Jimmy.
00:37:15Just remember, if it comes down to it,
00:37:18it's across the street for attention.
00:37:20Up the road if you want results.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:41You're not ashamed to be seen with me?
00:37:43What are you talking about?
00:37:47Everybody from Cupertino?
00:37:49Tim?
00:37:50Little Tim.
00:37:52The guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me telepathically.
00:37:56It's working, too.
00:37:58He's just gloating.
00:37:59What?
00:38:00Why?
00:38:01He convinced Brick Tim to shut down the acquisition talks.
00:38:05He, mind you, after you leaked the rumor.
00:38:09What did he say?
00:38:10It wasn't that.
00:38:13But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius.
00:38:16At least on someone's genius.
00:38:18Not everybody's asshole.
00:38:20He comes to my house.
00:38:21He comes to my house.
00:38:23Gloating?
00:38:23That is...
00:38:25How much of my stock do you own, huh?
00:38:27Little Tim blabs about the acquisition snafu to any of these people here?
00:38:30Anyone?
00:38:31He won't.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:32He won't.
00:38:33Yes, well, he better not.
00:38:34I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:36That's why I had to firewall myself off from all of it.
00:38:39Oh, and yet you still heard him call me a dumbass.
00:38:41That just happened to get through your firewall.
00:38:44The zinger.
00:38:45I mean, he is...
00:38:46He is cutting me off at the balls here.
00:38:49I need you to shut that shit down.
00:38:51Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick?
00:38:54It's one and the same.
00:39:19So this whole experience is, you know, quite out of the box for me.
00:39:24Yeah?
00:39:24It's a great community.
00:39:25It seems everyone is so lovely here.
00:39:27Happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity.
00:39:32Oh, uh...
00:39:33By the way, Lily knows you came to my session last night?
00:39:36Yeah, I know.
00:39:36I texted her.
00:39:39Why would you do that?
00:39:41Misunderstandings.
00:39:42They're unpredictable, costly, and easily avoidable with a bit of truth.
00:39:45Well, it got lost in translation.
00:39:46She went and banged a guy in Napa.
00:39:51That is not...
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:52No, I know.
00:39:53I know.
00:39:54I know.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:55I just wanted to give Dillian a nod of respect and agency.
00:39:58Well, mission's super-duper accomplished.
00:40:00Don't.
00:40:02No.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04Sound like a truffle pig.
00:40:06Don't do that.
00:40:19I want to officially introduce the reason we're all here.
00:40:22An educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena to the top five.
00:40:28Before that, masters from Columbia.
00:40:31Harvard before that.
00:40:33And a terrifically underprivileged upbringing in Chicago.
00:40:37I knew the minute I heard her speak at the Aspen Education Summit
00:40:41that she was the one to lead us into the future.
00:40:45Raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple
00:40:48is what built this town.
00:40:50It's not fraud.
00:40:51Not now, Duncan.
00:40:52If not now, I will do harm to myself and or others.
00:40:56Jesus Christ.
00:41:00Uh, goodness, I, um, should have prepared something.
00:41:07I know you're all ready for a new chapter at La Seltas.
00:41:15Oh.
00:41:15Orson.
00:41:16Hey.
00:41:17I, uh, I, what?
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:20Hey, sorry.
00:41:23Ooh.
00:41:26I can't lay the thinker.
00:41:29Let's make this a great year.
00:41:43Hi, um, this is, this is weird, but I was in there and I, I saw you take that thing.
00:41:50I don't know what you're telling you about, bro.
00:41:52Uh, well, that guy in there, he just, he saw me come out of the library and he might
00:41:56think that I took it.
00:41:58Like, if so facto or whatever.
00:42:01Um.
00:42:19Okay.
00:42:19So listen.
00:42:20I'm in crisis.
00:42:22Right now.
00:42:22This is, you're looking at it.
00:42:25And my therapist, who's supposed to know me better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud.
00:42:30Okay, Duncan, I, I, I didn't call you a fraud, okay?
00:42:34Well.
00:42:34I said, what I said was that you, you might be committing fraud.
00:42:38What is the difference?
00:42:39You're not a murderer.
00:42:40You're just someone who committed murder.
00:42:42And here, when you use the word fraud in the valley, that's kind of like saying, good hustle.
00:42:48Okay, I, I, I spoke to a lawyer friend.
00:42:53What, what, what?
00:42:53I didn't mention your name or anything.
00:42:56Why would you, why would you talk to a lawyer?
00:42:58What?
00:42:58Oh, you haven't done anything about this yet, acted on any of it.
00:43:04I've done the analytics.
00:43:05You know, I, I, I, I bag a high profile investor.
00:43:09And then everybody forgets about Cupertino and we grow, we grow.
00:43:13I'm sexy again.
00:43:14Come and get it.
00:43:15But you'd have to lie to, to do it.
00:43:18It's, it's, it's market manipulation and it is a felony.
00:43:22A felony, a felony.
00:43:24No, look.
00:43:25Okay, here.
00:43:26You, you came here today, right?
00:43:28And I'm just going to assume to benefit your business, right?
00:43:32You snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients and they're fucked up kids and that's.
00:43:36No, I, my child is attending Los Altos.
00:43:42You don't have a child.
00:43:45You just met him.
00:43:48The pooter?
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50No, I'm sorry.
00:43:51I'm sorry.
00:43:51I think that we should be getting back to your guest.
00:43:53I just had an uh-huh.
00:43:54I did.
00:43:54It's a really good one.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Okay.
00:43:58Out of all your illustrious clients, right?
00:44:02Maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent and that maybe their business needs aligned with mine.
00:44:10And, and maybe their personalities match as well.
00:44:12And you could set us up for, I don't know, a lunch.
00:44:16Okay, I am not a dating service for businessmen.
00:44:20Duncan, I am a therapist and you need to respect that.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:24Life coaches do it all the time.
00:44:26I am not a, I am not a life coach.
00:44:28No, no.
00:44:29I, listen, I want to continue doing the work.
00:44:31I do, with you, with you.
00:44:33Then I think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths.
00:44:40You pumped your stock.
00:44:43Right?
00:44:45Yeah, and now you want to do more of it?
00:44:48I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail.
00:44:51Jail, don't.
00:44:54Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there.
00:44:57You make me feel worse.
00:44:59You do.
00:45:00And that is not your job.
00:45:01I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job.
00:45:04Okay, this is right here.
00:45:06This is why we have sessions in an office.
00:45:09Boundaries.
00:45:10Okay, look, I, I, I, I apologize, Duncan.
00:45:14And I am ending this conversation right now.
00:45:16No, hey, wait, listen.
00:45:17Lily's having an affair.
00:45:23I'm just a bit agitated more than usual.
00:45:27And you keep bringing up the SEC and lawyer and...
00:45:30Well, I am.
00:45:31Listen, I, I depend on you.
00:45:33And I respect you.
00:45:35There is...
00:45:39There's no one else.
00:45:50Oh, man, that's a good shower.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:56Finally, an ounce of respect for the VA, huh?
00:46:00All right.
00:46:01I want some legit above-board decadence.
00:46:06Yeah, I just wish the meetings went better.
00:46:09Oh, no pouting, Jeffrey.
00:46:10Come on, no feelings in a firefight.
00:46:13Smell this.
00:46:16Bergamot.
00:46:17Smells good.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Earl Grey, right?
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21Come on, look around.
00:46:22We're doing okay.
00:46:24I'm gonna do my pitch tonight.
00:46:26All the wigs will be there.
00:46:27The big ones, the little ones.
00:46:29Hell, yeah.
00:46:29I will make my case.
00:46:31I'll be passionate.
00:46:33I'm great when I'm passionate.
00:46:38Do you want to help me get passionate?
00:46:44Uh, Tom.
00:46:48Yeah, what about the behavioral health forum in Fairlawn, huh?
00:46:52Backseat of that car?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54I got you drunk.
00:46:56Crossed the line.
00:46:57Sorry.
00:46:59But, you know, if I'm being honest, not sorry.
00:47:05I wasn't that drunk.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:12But, uh...
00:47:14Yeah, yeah.
00:47:17I was younger once, you know.
00:47:19Oh, no.
00:47:19Handsomer.
00:47:20No, no, no.
00:47:21All the officers' wives wanted me.
00:47:24Yeah, you wanted the officers.
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:29You're still handsome.
00:47:30Mm.
00:47:32And my boss.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Right.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:39You're gonna be great.
00:47:41You know?
00:47:42You can get some.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things.
00:47:49We did.
00:47:51We need to be agile.
00:47:54And America is the greatest startup of them all.
00:47:57The future is coming.
00:47:59We like that startup energy.
00:48:02Gee.
00:48:02We're gonna require our contractors to look over existing genes.
00:48:07And let us know what we're good about.
00:48:10Come first place.
00:48:12Let's go to the movies.
00:48:14Hm?
00:48:18Born from carbon woven composite skin.
00:48:21Wonderful speech, General.
00:48:23I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Ruffage.
00:48:25We'd pay overtime if we go even a minute over.
00:48:27But wait.
00:48:28Since he wasn't part of the original program,
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35That's $2,100 a night.
00:48:38I mean, you could lie.
00:48:40Say you spoke.
00:48:41Just don't get caught.
00:48:43Don, let me say my piece.
00:48:44Five minutes.
00:48:45That's it.
00:48:46It's not about being reimbursed.
00:48:47It's for the vets.
00:48:48I find it best to leave these decisions to Major Martian.
00:48:55You son of a bitch.
00:48:58You set me up to fuck me down.
00:49:01How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
00:49:03You know what?
00:49:05To hell with this.
00:49:06I'm speaking.
00:49:08You can just try and stop me.
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:18Crank me.
00:49:19Okay.
00:49:41Hey, handsome.
00:49:42Hey, Dad.
00:49:43How's it going?
00:49:44Not bad.
00:49:45Not for an old geezer.
00:49:46How's it going there?
00:49:47When did school start?
00:49:49Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:49:59Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's this one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars,
00:50:08but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:10The world there is not the world.
00:50:14Oh, your mother loved it.
00:50:17I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day the semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked.
00:50:28On the 21st, BSO is playing Berlioz' Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32Berlioz.
00:50:34In a worst-case scenario,
00:50:36you do both semesters out there.
00:50:54Shit.
00:50:57Shit.
00:51:00Shit.
00:51:04Shit.
00:52:05Guys who actually make this country run, who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will
00:52:14suffer.
00:52:16I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, War Haze fire you?
00:52:24I don't know who remembers.
00:52:27I might have bought him for a son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:34Oof.
00:52:35That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho like war's my jam?
00:52:44Or is it like, oh, we don't talk about blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would I be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey.
00:53:00Go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:04Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:06They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:11You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much, I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:29Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
00:53:38And women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Uh, gentlemen, what can I, what can I do for, I am sorry, I don't, is it the army?
00:53:51Is it the navy, marines?
00:53:54Uh, air force and coast guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we, we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:23We find your bad guys, and you just, you just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27Win-win.
00:54:27I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but then, no, they're kind of into it,
00:54:31too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So that's, it's actually a win-win-win.
00:54:36That's sort of the slogan for Hypernosis.
00:54:41It's just, what, we represent America's veterans.
00:54:45We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:00What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You, you said military.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine silk vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributing colostomy bags
00:55:27in tent cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that, so that we, we here could be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I, I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:56I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:57I know it's not great, what people say about me.
00:56:02But, but this is not, this is not the story I needed.
00:56:06Okay, this is just, this is goodwill fuckery.
00:56:09And your buddy, little Tim.
00:56:10Little Tim.
00:56:11That's exactly what he's going to say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Yes, yes it is.
00:56:18I, I, I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he can drive up with
00:56:27his bodies and go like, hey guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole sticking
00:56:33up inside out?
00:56:34Yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right and you're going to tell the VA guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:53Thanks.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Um, before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient
00:57:37confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:46Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:50Easier to hear me out.
00:57:53Um, on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose
00:57:59veins removed.
00:58:01Hypernosis, my company.
00:58:02We harvest your data every time you click Agree, and then we put that all into an algorithm
00:58:08that would make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:10Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know.
00:58:15All that godlike knowledge.
00:58:17And still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is, we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you.
00:58:34If they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um, I fear that you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both try
00:58:47to dodge custody of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
00:59:06Okay.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office,
00:59:14you sold your shares.
00:59:15And I was like, what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:20And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness, could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering,
00:59:36billionaire clients.
00:59:37You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:43BC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
00:59:47CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:53What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:57Duncan, this is madness.
00:59:59You are confabulating and it's a concern.
01:00:03That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:07Sit.
01:00:08Sit, please.
01:00:11We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
01:00:16With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons,
01:00:21but no, no, no.
01:00:22You planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America
01:00:26to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety.
01:00:30Sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay, and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today, I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:52There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:59So can we please, just, please, talk about my dad?
01:01:20Hello?
01:01:23Hello?
01:01:25Hello?
01:01:39you are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of god dad you're like having a
01:01:46breakdown hypergnomes assemble we're gonna make money 10 million data points on every person
01:01:55from birth you're not predicting behavior you're steering it your algorithm says all that yes
01:02:03that's the kind of tech that could help people my patients have dangerous violent tendencies
01:02:11i just want to crush them so what is your deal bro i know tech changed the world but so
01:02:19did
01:02:20the bubonic plague i don't get it you're bot is it a moron i mean is it based on a
01:02:25moron
01:02:28you do not want this guy renting your company hey
01:02:33prepare to have your mind blown
01:02:40welcome to the table read of the audacity first block
01:02:46it's about to get real the audacity episode 101 we follow up a silicon valley ceo
01:02:55duncan park 40s biohacked and bespectacled in episode one the first thing that i wrote down
01:03:01was duncan's opening line more than physical pain uh i fear humiliation and it felt like it was being
01:03:09said to somebody in confidence angle on dr joanne felder psychologist 40s she kind of runs the valley's
01:03:16mindset or the psychology lost man children it became a question of how can we make this relationship
01:03:23more than just therapist patient they started the season a little bit in performance of themselves
01:03:28especially joanne she's like playing the good therapist when word gets out how will that make
01:03:35you feel and uh when do you expect that to be let's see what happens when you are a powerful
01:03:42person
01:03:42discussing corporate secrets successes and failures in a therapeutic setting and what does the therapist
01:03:49do with the information which is essentially insider information really this is strictly between us
01:03:58schmuck it was fun also doing some therapy scenes with zach would you like to starfish no
01:04:03okay yeah thank you bardolph is he's an angry man and very resentful and feels like he's never
01:04:12gotten his flowers that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of silicon valley his main problem
01:04:19is greed like most of the characters doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action
01:04:28jeez mardolph's law is something i wrote on in napkin on speed when we still have fast machines
01:04:33the doctor patient confidentiality things is how airtight is that i can't speak with anyone about
01:04:39what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others i grew up in a house
01:04:44with a
01:04:45psychiatrist and a therapist with their offices in the house and i could hear the patients i was a
01:04:52teenager and i chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring but i could listen
01:04:58to them it's that sort of funny faith that this room's a safe space why what's so safe about it
01:05:05when i
01:05:05told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office you sold your
01:05:11shares these two seemingly are so different but then they actually have a lot in common she is shown
01:05:18to be somebody with ethical lapses who cuts corners herself it really is okay and you'll still profit
01:05:25it me too because you're gonna dish all that life giving dirt to me end of episode
01:05:31so
01:05:45so
01:05:46so
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