00:00My driver's that car got hijacked.
00:02Do whatever you gotta do, just get them back here.
00:07You're killing me, man.
00:09You cannot sex in the middle of class.
00:10He's sex texting.
00:12Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill.
00:14And it effing sucks.
00:18That guy was just naked.
00:19Jesus Christ, it's like the Wild West over there.
00:23Wait, you got a new girlfriend already?
00:25No, me and Sam are still together.
00:28She's in college, is that even legal?
00:29Yes.
00:30Beautiful day for a drive.
00:32Tens, ten and four.
00:33Wait, isn't it ten and two?
00:34It's just numbers.
00:35Do what feels good, you know?
00:36Follow your heart.
00:38Left my coffee by my skateboard.
00:40Follow your heart.
00:41Follow your heart.
00:45Guys!
00:46You can't drive without me!
00:48Stop! Stop the car!
00:50I'm gonna drive to Chapel Hill to save me and Samantha's relationship, okay?
00:53Watch out!
00:55My driver's that car got hijacked.
00:57Do whatever you gotta do, just get them back here.
00:59How are you so sure about this?
01:01Basically, everything I do is made better by her being in my life.
01:04I'm coming with.
01:05I'm coming too.
01:06No, absolutely not.
01:08What's the worst that can happen?
01:10Jeremy, you imagine you and Samantha being like one of those couples that get married when they're 22?
01:14Nothing lasts forever.
01:15Aparna!
01:19Dude!
01:19I never spaced out like that.
01:21I have hyperfocus ADD.
01:22What do they got you on?
01:23Straterra.
01:24I used to think about adding Ritalin.
01:25I've got Welbutrin.
01:26I'm on Welbutrin.
01:27For anxiety or depression?
01:29I think maybe both.
01:30It's gonna be 164 miles from here to Chapel Hill.
01:34I gotta go.
01:35I have drugs in the car.
01:38God damn it!
01:39Ready, set, go.
01:42We're not in Kansas anymore.
01:47Jeremy?
01:48How are you here?
01:49It's a long story.
01:52I stole a driver's ed car.
01:56Why didn't you call me?
01:58I also threw my phone off a bridge.
02:00No!
02:01I have never not had my phone.
02:03I feel naked!
02:06Caution is overrated.
02:08Grab your dog.
02:09Oh!
02:09Sorry, who are you?
02:10I'm her boyfriend, who are you?
02:11Bro!
02:12This is Scooby.
02:13What's up?
02:14May fortune favor the foolish.
02:18The bold.
02:19Fortune favors the bold.
02:22Dude, are you alright?
02:23Yeah, no, I'm just on mushrooms.
02:25Hey, at least I'm not driving.
02:27Oh my god, dude!
02:28Take the next right.
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