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07:16mel hey ron marley how are our perfect grandkids did you hear tori won her tournament he did we
07:25heard all about it congratulations we're so proud it's remarkable really how resilient she is
07:32you should come to her next match invite us and we'll come oh i'm sorry
07:36we assumed your son had invited you it's fine tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture
07:43i told her she could always come by our place if she needed a break from all the chaos
07:50what chaos she didn't mean chaos pretty sure she did
07:56what chaos marley you know something i don't know i'm just not as close to it as you are
08:02no you're not
08:06i think you forgot to grab the oatmeal
08:13she didn't mean any of that the way it sounded oh yes she did i guess what i meant was
08:19she doesn't mean to be the way she is
08:25these people are assholes there's no getting around that but you work in a profession that
08:31tracks and breeds assholes as a matter of course and i know it sucks having to put on your suit
08:36and
08:36go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job but ultimately you and i are in sales coop
08:43sell ourselves you know what they say trading sucks sales swallows is there any way you could
08:48postpone this lecture i just ran into harvey ratner i will pay you to stop talking with what
08:55the ratners are consolidating their operations and looking to put in a new cio ratners i'm not
08:59dead yet am i i know it's not ideal but right now more than anything we need you back in
09:03the game
09:05i just need to take a beat you're already taking a beat you can't take a beat from taking a
09:11beat
09:11what are you worried about i paid your bill yes a brown bag of cash don't think that isn't keeping
09:18me up at night i need you back at work cool you need you back at work i think what
09:24i need
09:25is a little hiatus sure or and i'm just spitballing here maybe that will leave you well and truly
09:35fucked now is not the time for a hiatus now is the time for a solid low-level panic you
09:42heard
09:42massey god only knows how long this loss we will take nice of you to join us sorry sorry
09:48jesus head after oh no you know the old timers already beat us the first tee sorry i got waylaid
09:55by my fucking contractor you know if the man could work as fast as he bills me we'd have been
10:00done
10:00months ago our last renovation almost ended the marriage are you married i hadn't noticed fuck you
10:07how far over budget are you oh you mean there's a budget someone should tell my wife grace does have
10:12an eye tell me about it there brad did i hear you fired your housekeeper i had to my richard
10:21mill got
10:22stolen how do you know she took it i don't for sure but she was the only one who had
10:26access besides she
10:27was getting way too comfortable it's a good excuse to you know bring in some new blood that watch is
10:38a
10:38serious piece of hardware any chance it might be recovered maybe if the cops gave a shit which they
10:43don't the detective thinks i just misplaced it like like i'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million
10:50dollar watch so you told the cops yeah i needed a police report for the insurance nice so you're covered
11:01sure i will get a fat check but it's a limited edition piece irreplaceable lisa has an uncle
11:08works in the diamond district you can probably get it for you on the gray market you can ask her
11:12about it mel's birthday i think gordy
11:17what guys i'm invited that's fine seriously yes you see
11:25there you go barney
11:35hey
11:35hey do you look up here these days now report oh yeah let me pull it up
11:54well thank you
11:57you you you owe me it's your turn yeah
12:04i said i don't know what to do
12:09all right we cover the tables at the bar the dance floor over the pool so we'll do a whole
12:13indoor
12:14outdoor thing with seating for 150. what can we do about that we have comfort months don't ask
12:19hey come on we gotta hit all four floors here i want a full permethrin spread i want vinegar seals
12:25the
12:25worst okay we could do a flower wall hide that whole section or we could build a board wrap of
12:32some kind
12:34what do you think notorious why not both more is more i know more is more
12:39what's going on here hey it's the almost birthday girl you weren't supposed to be home yet
12:46melanie jane rubin rubin catering an event nice to meet you nice to meet you told you i didn't want
12:52a party i don't sorry okay hey hey come on mom you can't cancel now nanomhops are going to be
12:58so
12:59disappointed you called my parents in boca it was going to be a surprise i'm finding out my parents
13:04are not coming here why not but come on it's gonna be great mom dan is totally not racist
13:09anymore remember that uber driver she told us mom that's why i'm calling that is that that is not
13:15happening oh good okay go go she'll come around that's what my dad said i'm sorry about this i think
13:26nick nick and i just um had a miscommunication well i can tell you he is going all out for
13:35you
13:36i wish my husband would think more like him oh how long have you two been married
13:51a lot of shopping bags in your closet half of them are returns oh and lily needed a new saddle
13:57and equipment for horseback riding what's wrong with her old saddle this one's for dressage apparently
14:02our daughter has a very strong seat oh i know it's a compliment but it just sounds like an insult
14:12why what's wrong i think with the renovation and everything we should try to cut back on spending
14:18just for a little while hey are we okay no we're just a little cash crunch we're fine good
14:27because um we can always return the spectre
14:34or um i don't know i guess i could stop wearing these expensive pajamas
14:48better
14:55let me see it on again oh no no
15:14who is jack black
15:20hey want to watch a movie
15:24no gig tonight private event come on we can watch one of your kung fu dragon films you know
15:32there's no literal dragons in any of those movies right that's disappointing what is sos
15:39are you using your chest as a bowl yeah that's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system
15:47disgusting disgusting what the fuck is that probably mom with a vacuum cleaner
15:52wanting to talk about your life decisions worse than the kids coming who's alice cooper
16:07what are you doing here i need to talk to you
16:15i shouldn't be here and yet here you are massey's in jack's pocket what massey was in jack's office
16:21today yeah i gave you a heads up on that right before you hung up on me he's my lawyer
16:26this didn't
16:27look like that what did it look like like massey's in jack's pocket there are laws against that did you
16:33pay a retainer sign a contract you said it could back to me shit are you sure think of everything
16:40you
16:40know about jack and massey
16:45hire someone else yeah i really wish you wouldn't
16:52what's jack giving you what for all this what's jack giving you what
16:58a higher floor tracks you'd fire me if you knew i was here i know i appreciate it
17:07i'm gonna go
17:11well uh thank you for coming by you must be wishing you never met me oh
17:20it was a fun weekend
17:25it was
17:57it was
18:00who was that
18:01fucking everybody what's going on with you
18:13god
18:16give me a second
18:18yeah hey ready
18:23yeah uh yeah i mean sure okay i'll i'll be right there great
18:34i gotta go
18:43when elena said she wanted to be partners it turned out she meant immediately so now i would be committing
18:48felonies with the housekeeper of the man who was sleeping with my ex-wife which if nothing else was a
18:52pretty good indicator that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control on the other
18:57hand it was never a bad thing to have some backup it was never a bad thing to have some
19:00backup hey
19:01what car is this snakes or errands
19:06nice touch
19:09what's that what's that wi-fi jammer
19:12kills the cameras you've got gear right tool for the right job
19:38are you sure about this
19:39are you sure about this are women supposed to be
19:44sentimental about the jewelry not about the panther it's from her ex-husband audrey told me that she
19:51kept it out of spite in a divorce she never wears it how does she know that audrey knows everything
19:56turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing and there was almost nothing about us that
20:01they didn't know they were a social network like any other supporting each other covering for each
20:06other spreading information like currency across the neighborhood these women moving quietly and
20:11unobtrusively through our lives were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything
20:17and sharing it in whatsapp groups and weekly card games
20:21and elena she was at the center of it all
20:26we did four jobs in two weeks all surgical all clean all thanks to elena everything was where she
20:32said it would be and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while if ever
20:39um
21:45We had a good thing going.
21:47All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy.
21:54Okay, so this guy that we're meeting...
21:57Hector.
21:57Hector.
21:58What's his deal?
21:59He works for Charter Security, which they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood,
22:02so he can help us.
22:04Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point.
22:07Okay, I'm going to think of him more as a consultant.
22:11Where are you?
22:14Seriously?
22:15What's a family dinner?
22:17You thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction?
22:20An introduction?
22:20He's my cousin.
22:22Saludos.
22:23Hello.
22:24Hello.
22:25Hey.
22:27Hey, creĆ que tĆŗ no iba a venir.
22:31Hey, Charlie, stay hazy.
22:34Okay, thank you.
22:35No te pase.
22:41This is my little brother, Chivo.
22:43Hey, Chivo.
22:44How do you do?
22:46Hola, primo.
22:47Prima.
22:47How are you?
22:48Good.
22:50You brought a tender date to my house?
22:52No.
22:53This is my business, Associate.
22:55Can we please talk alone?
22:58Man and a girl, Chivo.
23:02Ready?
23:03Yeah.
23:07No, no way.
23:08I'm not getting involved in this shit.
23:09And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this.
23:12Okay, just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know.
23:15And I would never have supported this ambush.
23:18You're not getting involved, Inbald.
23:20You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes.
23:23Oh, just that.
23:24And we'll pay you $5,000 per code.
23:25What?
23:27Prima.
23:28ĀæPero tĆŗ estĆ”s loca?
23:29ĀæQuĆ© tĆŗ estĆ”s haciendo con este tipo?
23:31Yo sƩ lo que estoy haciendo.
23:32No te preocupes.
23:32Si lo pillan, Echo es una abogada de su contrato.
23:34A ti te deportan.
23:36Punto.
23:36Pierdes todo.
23:37Ćl tiene mĆ”s que perder lo que tĆŗ piensas.
23:39ĀæQuĆ© es lo que tĆŗ estĆ”s haciendo?
23:41Lo que hacen todo.
23:42Yo sĆ© que tĆŗ te matas trabajando doble mientras Julio se cura de la espalda.
23:46Es demasiado para ti, mi pana.
23:48Entonces dice que merecemos esto.
23:50La vida no te da lo que te merece.
23:52Sino lo que tĆŗ puedes negociar.
23:56Esto se trata de lo del Chivo.
23:59ĀæDe quĆ© tĆŗ hablas?
24:03ĀæHm?
24:05TĆŗ debes ir a la espalda con Chivo.
24:09Cinco mil por cĆ³digo.
24:11ĀæQuĆ© tĆŗ dices?
24:17I got paid in cash.
24:18Up front.
24:19OK.
24:20We haven't had a chance to discuss this fee internally, so maybe we can put a pin in that,
24:24and maybe we can sidebar.
24:26Can you...
24:38I thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house.
24:41Is that where you're from?
24:43Yeah.
24:44When did you move here?
24:46I was, uh, 23.
24:49My parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences.
24:52Oh.
24:54What kind of bad influences?
24:57Keeping it vague, huh?
25:00What does it matter?
25:01I've been here 12 years, and look at me now.
25:03Robbing houses with a banker.
25:05It's a hedge fund, but whatever.
25:09You can use a housekeeper.
25:11I have a service.
25:12It comes twice a week.
25:13Oh.
25:15Oh.
25:16Getting ripped off.
25:18So, you know, you never did tell me
25:20why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's.
25:23I wanted in.
25:24Well, yeah, but why?
25:29I mean, look, if we're gonna be partners,
25:30we might as well know at least this about each other.
25:36I've been cleaning houses 10 years.
25:38I know women who've been doing it into their 70s.
25:40And for what?
25:43What do they get?
25:46At a certain point, it feels like not taking the shortcut
25:49is a bigger crime than the actual crime.
25:51Well, what's the end game?
25:53Bringing my parents here, for starters.
25:56I know an immigration lawyer might be able to help with that.
25:58You make it sound like all I have to do
25:59is sign the right forms.
26:02Takes a lot of money to get them here.
26:04Takes even more money to keep them here.
26:05And giving them a life.
26:09Fair enough.
26:10And then there's Jibo getting in trouble faster
26:12than I can get him out.
26:14You wouldn't understand.
26:15I don't know if you're right about that.
26:18They just moved my sister in with me.
26:21In here?
26:21Yeah.
26:22And you're okay with that?
26:23Yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know.
26:25You get used to living with people.
26:29There's a presence.
26:30Even if they're not in the same room or if they're asleep.
26:34An empty house just feels different.
26:37More like a tomb, you know?
26:39And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home.
26:42And that, I can tell you from personal experience,
26:44leads to some very poor decisions.
26:46I should get your money.
27:06You're cut from the last two jobs.
27:11You know, you're gonna count it?
27:15Interesting.
27:16No, you don't.
27:17Not yet, anyway.
27:19I'm gonna count it when I get home.
27:21That's what I would do.
27:27Thanks for a beer, cool.
27:32You sure about Hector?
27:34You sure about any of this?
27:39Okay, so the anniversary of your first episode is coming up?
27:43Ah, next week.
27:45I would have been married 11 years.
27:50Are you tempted to reach out to Bruce again?
27:54No.
27:56I do wonder what he would have gotten me.
28:00It was a steel anniversary.
28:02Or turquoise.
28:04The internet is divided.
28:06How did it feel in your body to think about that?
28:11Heavy.
28:13In my legs.
28:16Like I'm stuck in the mud.
28:21I heard Hold Me Now by the Thompson Twins on the radio on my way to a gig.
28:25That was supposed to be our wedding song.
28:28And, um...
28:31And I got through the whole thing this time.
28:33Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse.
28:38And did you make it to the gig?
28:40I did.
28:44They offered me a regular slot.
28:48That's terrific.
28:50How did Andy react?
28:51He must have been proud.
28:52I haven't told him.
28:53I haven't told anyone.
28:55Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art.
29:00You were rewarded for it.
29:03Can you let yourself celebrate that?
29:06Historically, uh, things don't go so well when I celebrate.
29:10Let's talk about that.
29:13Elena picked a target.
29:15And Hector came through with our first $5,000 alarm code.
29:18One, two, four, two, three.
29:22Oh, come on.
29:23Come on.
29:28Hector, my man.
29:29You could sound a little less surprised.
29:32Oh, sorry.
29:32It's just a little nerve-wracking.
29:37Elena, is there a dog here?
29:39Died last month.
29:40They made Lorelai handle the burial.
29:41Thank God.
29:42I mean, not thank God.
29:44That's awful.
29:46God.
29:47Handle the burial?
29:48That's rough.
29:50No pun intended.
29:53How does that compare to what Nick makes you do?
29:56Oh, that's easy.
29:57Plus, he's barely home anymore.
29:59Yeah.
29:59Thanks for that.
30:00Shit.
30:00Sorry.
30:01But isn't this bitter act getting a little old?
30:04You're telling me you never cheated on anybody?
30:06Never.
30:07Wow.
30:07Really?
30:08It's out a little less surprised.
30:12Okay.
30:14I think I found it.
30:15Okay.
30:16So we're looking for anything Hermes.
30:18Mrs. Hicksdale's associate couldn't or wouldn't get her the new season Birkin colorways,
30:22so she's too offended to wear any of the bags.
30:24Anything on the island is fair to do.
30:28There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol than the Hermes Birkin,
30:32named after singer-actress Jane Birkin.
30:35They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen trained in centuries-old equestrian trade techniques.
30:40Using only the highest-end leather, exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware,
30:45the Birkin is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag collection.
30:48The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermes boutique and buy one.
30:52You've got to play the Hermes game,
30:54which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry and accessories,
30:57a.k.a. Birkin bait,
30:59just to get wait-listed for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag.
31:03And you thought hedge funds were...
31:05What the fuck is that?
31:06There's another alarm?
31:08Why the fuck is there another alarm?
31:10Hello?
31:10Uh, try the house code.
31:11There's no fucking keypad.
31:13Where do I find a keypad?
31:14Do you know?
31:15It's got to be there somewhere.
31:16Wait, wait, wait.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:17I got it.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:18Hold on.
31:20Holy shit.
31:23Coop?
31:23It's not working.
31:24It's not working.
31:25Coop?
31:26Fuck!
31:27It's not...
31:27What do I do?
31:27Get out of there!
31:34What the fuck kind of security system is this?
31:38Jesus Christ.
31:44Coop, where are you?
31:45Get out of here!
31:46Yeah, I don't think I can do that.
31:47Why not?
31:48Because they got another dog.
31:51The dog.
31:53Hey.
31:55Hi.
31:57You want a treat?
31:59Huh?
32:01Huh?
32:01Huh?
32:04Huh?
32:04Huh?
32:06Huh?
32:07Huh?
32:07Huh?
32:09Huh?
32:11Huh?
32:11Huh?
32:12Come on up front.
32:13Do not come up front.
32:14Do not go up front.
32:15I don't really have the choice.
32:23Cool?
32:24Leave it.
32:30Take the back.
32:38Where the hell are you?
32:39I'm on the street.
32:40Oh, go run east.
32:41Which way is east?
32:44How the fuck am I supposed to know?
32:47I don't know where I'm going.
32:48I don't know where I'm going.
32:53Tell me where I'm going.
32:55I don't know where I'm going.
33:04There are cops everywhere.
33:07Just be careful, okay?
33:09Oh, shit.
33:11Fuck.
33:12Okay.
33:13Okay.
33:15Okay.
33:28Oh, fucking earpiece.
33:37Hey, hey!
33:38I got hands to get back!
33:40Come on!
33:40Come on!
33:44Answer me if you can hear me.
33:46We see you!
33:47Stop!
33:52Coop?
33:54Hello?
33:55Hello?
34:07Let's go.
34:17Okay, okay, okay, okay.
34:18Try to let's, try to let's.
34:21Okay, try to let's.
34:23Try to let's go.
34:23Okay, try to let's go.
34:31Holy shit.
34:37Where the fuck are we?
34:57Hey, I need your air wrap.
35:01Mom.
35:03What, you're not even dressed?
35:05People are already here.
35:06I just have to do my makeup.
35:17So gorgeous.
35:21Hey, come on.
35:22I'll help you.
35:24Oh, yeah, sorry.
35:25Just, like, look at the ceiling?
35:27Perfect.
35:28Perfect.
35:32Perfect.
35:33Perfect.
35:34Perfect.
35:49Good morning.
35:50Oh, there you are.
35:53Happy birthday.
35:55Happy birthday.
35:57Good morning.
35:58Happy birthday.
35:59Beautiful.
35:59Beautiful. Um, bar. Now. Oh, now. Oh, you're going to see it. Oh, drive your car. Wow. Yeah. You know.
36:19A melatini. Tonight's signature drink. Baby, I just really want a vodka martini. Very dirty.
36:26Yeah, that's what a melatini is. I know what you like, babe. Hey, girl. Oh, my God. We're both fire
36:35signs. Really? Yeah. We're more into Enneagrams here. You mean, like, word games? Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
36:44Yes, I know. Right. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Oh. Hey, Sam. Paul. Could you give us a minute? We were
36:53here first.
36:57Did you get my voicemails? Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers. God knows we pay them
37:01enough. I pay them enough.
37:02You can afford it. Unless Misty is spending you out of house and home. Can you really rack up that
37:07much of a tab at Fashion Nova?
37:08Yeah, it doesn't have to be like this. Oh, you should go back up there. It looks like they're proving
37:16your girlfriend at the bar.
37:22Ladies? Bye, Paul.
37:26Bye, Paul.
37:48What the fuck? How did Hector not know about the second alarm? They gotta be from the same company.
37:52He didn't know what he was looking for.
37:53Well, for five grand, you better fuck it now. Can you sit down? You're making it worse.
37:58Where's your first aid kit?
37:59I don't have one. Okay, do you have vodka?
38:02In the freezer.
38:03Give me this one. I'm gonna order the rest on board, Ash.
38:06Oh, fucker.
38:06Okay, I need your face.
38:10Oh.
38:15Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes?
38:17Oh, my God. It's complicated, okay?
38:20How do you know Samantha Levitt?
38:22Why does everybody know everybody in this town?
38:24Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone.
38:26Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nix?
38:28No, Paul is just a dick, okay? Can we please drop this?
38:31No.
38:35Ready?
38:39Yeah.
38:43We gotta be more careful. People are gonna hear about this.
38:46About you and Sam?
38:47No. How about me being chased by police and a dog?
38:52Hey. It'll pass.
38:53Yeah.
38:54So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite, but I would still probably put some antibiotics
38:59on this.
39:00It'll be fine. What are we gonna do about Hector?
39:02I'll straighten on Hector. Okay?
39:04Okay. You know what? I'll be fine. I'll be fine. I gotta go. I'm gonna be late.
39:10Late? Late to what?
39:12Mel's birthday party. I gotta change.
39:15Are you serious?
39:17You're a complicated guy, Cool.
39:19I know. Sometimes I don't understand myself.
39:22Another shot for the bad bitch.
39:24Tequila shot. Doubles, please.
39:25And we have gone, Coolio. None of that spring break shit.
39:27Uh-uh.
39:28Grown-ass dog.
39:29Line him up.
39:30Strong.
39:30And here we go.
39:34Oh.
39:35Oh.
39:36Happy birthday.
39:36Okay, that's my girl.
39:37Oh!
39:39Allie?
39:42Happy birthday, Melie.
39:44Thank you for coming.
39:46Of course I wouldn't miss it.
39:48Please?
39:48We haven't seen you in forever.
39:49You do not age.
39:51You look amazing.
39:52Oh, of course she looks amazing.
39:53Yeah.
39:54She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her.
39:56They're her tits.
39:56Mm-hmm.
39:57I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight.
40:01Please, don't leave.
40:03Don't fuck yourself, pop!
40:07Fuck you!
40:08Oh, shit.
40:09Did somebody miss their nap time?
40:14Okay, let's stand.
40:15Okay.
40:16Come on.
40:17Right there, girl, dance.
40:18Right there, girl, dance.
40:19You see, I'm gonna count it for the end.
40:22You know, I gotta be in the bed.
40:22You know, I gotta be in the bed.
40:23I'm like, kid, kid, kid.
40:25What I want, what I want, what I want, what I want, what I want.
40:27Cause I like it.
40:28I walk into the room, got all eyes on me.
40:32You know, I am the one, my own energy.
40:36I'm doing it my way, yeah.
41:12Hey, Kat. How are you? Looking good.
41:28It's quite a picture.
41:32Are you going to do something about it?
41:33It got out of bed, didn't it?
41:34We've been spending a lot of time in bed recently.
41:38Okay, is this about the girl?
41:40Wow. You nailed it on your first try.
41:42And they say men are too.
41:43Sam.
41:44I just thought you were better than that.
41:46Well, better than Paul, at least.
41:48Though, I have to admit, it's not a very high bar.
41:51Okay.
41:52She was a former colleague.
41:54She came by to drop some things off at the house.
41:55She never even came inside.
41:57She kissed you like someone who's fucked you.
42:02Well, maybe some women just kissed that way.
42:18There you are.
42:21Tori, can I get you over here for a minute?
42:24Why?
42:25Nick wants a family photo.
42:26I'm not his family.
42:32That's what I'm talking about.
42:34That wasn't for you.
42:35Well, I'm going to pretend it was.
42:37Ah.
42:40You're late.
42:40Yes, I'm sorry.
42:42Cut me some slack, please, will you?
42:46What?
42:49Okay, are you going to tell me what's wrong, or are you going to stand there with your arms crossed?
42:52Okay, all you get is slack.
42:54Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences.
42:58Excuse me.
42:59My life is one big consequence.
43:03See, you want me to feel bad for you, and this is all your fault.
43:06Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this.
43:09Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad.
43:11It was your job to fight for Mom, for us.
43:14Okay, you were the only one who could, and you just walked away.
43:19Well, it was a little more complicated than that.
43:22It made leaving look pretty fucking simple.
43:24Hey, hey, hey, Jake.
43:27Hey, I got this.
43:28I know.
43:29Can you do me a favor?
43:30Yeah.
43:30Get the fuck out of my way.
43:31Oh, sure thing.
43:34Hey.
43:35Hey.
43:40Hey.
43:49You came.
43:51Yeah.
43:52Just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter.
43:54Well, I got a pass tonight for my birthday.
43:58Well, happy birthday, Mel.
44:02Oh.
44:04You went all out.
44:05Sorry.
44:07Hello, hello.
44:08Justine.
44:10That's my key.
44:12Hey, you can hear me.
44:15Okay, good.
44:16Where is Mel?
44:17Hey.
44:19Where are you now?
44:21Uh-oh.
44:21There you go.
44:24Come on, baby.
44:25I want you next to me for this.
44:27Pretty, please.
44:32Come on, come on.
44:36You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37You got it.
44:37Come on.
44:38Come on.
44:44Happy birthday.
44:46Yes.
44:47You got it.
44:50Got you a drink.
44:51Come on, my baby.
44:54I know you didn't want this party, but...
44:57How could I not spoil you?
44:59I mean, look at you.
45:00Oh.
45:03Don't you hit me?
45:04It's true, right?
45:07You teach me something new every day.
45:10I'm my best self when I'm with you, because I want to be better for you.
45:14You guide me through space and time.
45:16You speak to my soul.
45:18I love you, babe.
45:21Sir?
45:25So, everyone, raise your meltinies for the birthday girl.
45:38Why don't you say something?
45:59Why don't you say something?
45:59Why don't you say something new?
46:08Bye.
46:13Sorry.
46:15I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence.
46:19That was beautiful, Nick. Literal tears. Yeah, clearly an emotional moment for all of us.
46:29Give a round of applause to Nick. Nick. Strong ass Jim. That's a very tough act to follow,
46:42but I'm just going to steal this stool here from the, sorry, from the DJ. So, I would like to,
46:54I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl.
47:01Oh, and I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Ale House, if you are so inclined.
47:15Here we go.
47:42All tatted and torn
47:47We fuss and we fight and delight in the tears that we cry until dawn
47:55Oh, hold me now
47:59Oh, hold my heart
48:05Stay with me
48:09Let it loud and slow, let it loud and slow
48:30What happened to your leg?
48:32What happened to your speech?
48:33Don't fuck with me right now
48:38Hey
48:41You okay?
48:4818 years of marriage
48:51You never once asked me that
48:55Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had
49:02Huh
49:10Where did you get that?
49:13They sell these in stores, though
49:16But this I happened to get in Hunter's room
49:18Oh, well, great!
49:22Please, don't worry about him now
49:23Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it
49:25Tell that to your mother
49:26She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent
49:30I think that's just her way of saying she misses you
49:35Maybe she's right
49:38Maybe we are fucking up our kids
49:40Well, she would know she set the industry standard of terrible parenting
49:44Coop!
49:45Okay
49:47Maybe we are fucking them up
49:49But please
49:50Give yourself a break
49:54Whatever we have done to them
49:56Started way before the divorce, so
50:14To answer your question
50:15I'm not okay
50:19Nothing feels real to me anymore
50:24I'm numb
50:26All the time
50:29I miss moments I can't ever get back everyday
50:32Moments with the kids
50:35My patients
50:36My god
50:38I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now
50:40You're not a terrible therapist
50:42No, no
50:42Trust me
50:43You're not there
50:45Maybe it's not enough
50:46They fuck up our kids
50:47They gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too
50:49No, it's good to have goals
51:01Feels like I've been angry for so long
51:03I thought I was angry at you, but
51:05Now you're gone
51:06I'm still so angry
51:11I'm just fucked up
51:16You hide it very well
51:18I don't know
51:20I don't know
51:21I don't know
51:38I say
51:39You know
51:41You know that I do
51:43And this is just one of those
51:46Games that you play
51:48So I'll sing you a new song
51:54Please don't cry anymore
52:00I'll even ask your forgiveness
52:03Though I don't know just what I'm asking it for
52:09Whoa, and hold me now
52:14Oh, warm my heart
52:21Stay with me
52:25Let a loving start
52:28Let a loving start
52:31Whoa, hold me now
52:34Oh, warm my heart
52:41Stay with me
52:44Let a loving start
52:49Let a loving start
52:51Oh, hi
52:53Hi
53:03Damn it
53:11Probably should get that
53:12It's on the list
53:13Hold me now
53:17Oh, my heart
53:22Stay with me
53:25Let a loving start
53:30Let a loving start
53:32Whoa, oh, oh
53:35Oh, oh
53:36Oh, I love you
53:38Oh, I love you
53:42I love you
54:04What is it like
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